Small, Scrappy, Defensively-Challenged UIF Smackdown
by Adam J. Morris on Dec 4, 2009 8:47 PM CST
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Inglett's scrappier
Look at Tug’s pic long enough and you can see he’d eventually apologize if he scrapped too hard.
Inglett wouldn’t though.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
Inglett's got the five o'clock shadow and the dead eyes
whereas Tug has a sort of dorky goatee.
Tuglett is cheaper, but Inglett has already become what Tuglett hopes to be.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
They could both be Civil War reenactors
Tug is the battle-hardened regular who stops to pick up his wounded buddy as his unit falls back. Joe is the sniper who picks him off.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Dec 4, 2009 9:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
They look like Rangers fans after they were told Tom Hicks
wanted to stay on as the owner.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 4, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I looked at the pics a second time after I read this
and it was hilarious.
Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"
I think I prefer Tuglett
Because we can call him Tuglett.
Inglett’s funny, but It’s more obvious and not quite as whimsically funny. Maybe if we called him Jinglett? Hmm.
by Conjunction on Dec 4, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Jinglett it is
at least for me.
Favorite bumper sticker of all time, seen on a VW bus:
"Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"
Okay
now I’m not so high on the claim.
by Brett Perryman on Dec 4, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
That's the exact reason that
I would pick Inglett.
by Brett Perryman on Dec 4, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Clearly...
you’re a Tuglett man, Adam. I can tell.
by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 4, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions
To the Red Sox I believe.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Dec 4, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
waiver claim I believe
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Which one has more grit?
Clearly he’s better than anything we have now.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
Give me the Inglett
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Hmn
Snyder’s kind of a mini-Shoppach, but he’s owed 11.25 MM over the next two years (that’s if you buy out his 2012 option). Probably too rich for our blood.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
That's total, not yearly
Just to be clear. 4.75 next year, 5.75 in 2011.
That does seem like quite a bit for a middling catcher though.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Dec 5, 2009 1:04 AM CST up reply actions
Going with Inglett..
…he’s shorter and when I look at him my eyes get irritated.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"I spoke with a wife of a Ranger at LaGuardia Airport (just before the infamous siddown with Dom Chiti) and she told me everybody in the organization was pissed at Tom Hicks." - JDubs
Why do you all have to tease these guys
At least they can say they played big league baseball
by oc on Dec 5, 2009 9:24 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
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