Lebron needs to be slapped across the face with my 2 by 4 with 10 inch nails in it...
So I went to the Cavs game to watch them play the Mavericks, not a good idea... I was in a perfectly good mood until I watched Lebron act like a little cry baby for 3 hours. You know what? I could be in the NBA if I was aloud to stop my dribble a step behind the 3 point line and carry the ball for the layup. And I bet even a few of you could, maybe even Dirkatron.
But seriously, these Cleveland fans are ridicules. I guess I was pissing this guy off in from of me by clapping in his ear every time the Mavericks scored. He had an Ohio State hat, so obviously he was a Dousche canoe... Well he kept on getting pissed off at me and finnally he turned around one time and said "Jason Kidd is a fag", right when he said that Jason Kidd nailed a 3... Who got that last laugh?
Know what I hate more than Lebron and the Cavs? The city of Cincinatti. Can you think of a bigger dump than that city? Becasue there isn't one... They have a few sources but thats about it.. But every single person that lives in Cincy is a slimy cheapscate trying to rip you off. They are the type of people that don't tip at restraunts and don't say please or thank you. I was about to punch a hole through my concrete wall today when Cincy came back against Pitt...
Speaking of cry babies, how much of a joke is Tim TREbow? He's such a peice of trash. Him and his slut nugget girlfriends are jokes. He's one of those rich kids thats a saint when things are going good but when he doesn't get his way he crys and kicks things until he gets his way. Hey, TREbow, have fun playing Cincy in the sugar bowl ;)
Speaking of college football, lets talk about the BCS "should there be a playoff system?" Hell to the no! I heard a VERY good comparison when I was in Tennessee watching the University of Tennessee football players drive around in their new escalades. But thats a differn't story..
Well anywhoser, the comparison was a little about like the playoff being like a socialistic thing. No wonder Obama wants it eh? Haaaa ya well thats a differn't story..
Well I'll tell you why... So you can't handle where your ranking is so the underdog who isn't that good should be able to try to hang with the big dogs? Those small schools should have the chance just to get owned by the Florida's and Texas'?
I mean common, there isn't a true way to find a national champion unless you played EVERY single team in the nation, which is a crazy thing to think about but it is the truth... The bowl system is good enough, strength of schedule should be the determining factor.. Look at the TCU and Boise State's of the world. They made their programs legit by hard work and now their on the national stage. TCU looks to play in the National Championship if Texas loses...
The point is stop trying to take the easy meal tickets way out and actually work for where you get. Example? Cincy.. If you go undefeted next year and beat Oklahoma then you deserve the national stage. Work for what you get period. Isn't that what this country founded on?
What about this Notre Dame thing? Its funny that anyone even cares.. Oh so they were good like 30 years ago? Its cool that they have all the money in the world to throw around? Thats cool I guess, but your program is pretty much dead and way overhyped by ESPN. Thats about all you have going for you... And great move by the Athletic Director deciding not to play in the bowl game.. Sounds like a buch of whiny ass rich people that only play in the good bowl games. Shouldn't the players want to play and try to win a bowl game? I guess there commitment should be reevaluated. And Weis, nice. They fire you with 5 years left on your contract, have fun with that extra 18 million dollars to play with you double D's. Maybe you can spend a few of those doll hairs on some implants. Go big or go home, right? You too Mangino..
What about Tiger woods? I always knew there was something too perfect about him... I actually like him more now, he was the most boring athlete before this came out. Now I find out you take Ambien before you bone your girls other than your wife? Come to think of it, your wife is better looking than those other slut nuggets.... wow great job you nut job. And I know you aren't sponsored by Buick anymore but damn... Do you really have to drive the biggest rival of the car that you sponsored all those years? Seriously?
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This is your worst post ever
And that’s saying a lot.
by Adam J. Morris on Dec 5, 2009 9:06 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
Well
that angry guy Zywica always deleted my good ones so why bother?
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
Retired teachers
are always angry so I guess that makes sense…
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
Hey jackass
Get this through your tiny brain. I’ve never deleted one of your posts.
by Brett Perryman on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe you could start now.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Dec 5, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
You want to
bet on that?
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
If I have, it’s one, tops. I just do my best to ignore your stupidity. Adam/Ben are very nice to you and only delete them when they are way, way out of line.
by Brett Perryman on Dec 5, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if this will be rec'd too....
By people from that other team’s site.
I propose a 5-year moratorium on trading any young Ranger pitchers who throw over 90 mph.
You read my mind
Soulmates, if ever 2 dudes were…
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Can he just get banned...please?
KG is the biggest douche in the league.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Man
Did Ron Spellman write this post? Normally I don’t give much of a shit about grammar/spelling, but there’s so many silly mistakes here it makes me think they’re intentional.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
I lead
a busy life, I don’t have time for that malarky
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
Also, you should've taken my suggestion
And did this post on what changes you would implement if elected baseball commish.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Dec 5, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
You're in college
and writing crap like this on a Saturday night at 8PM…don’t tell me you lead a busy life.
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Dec 6, 2009 1:20 AM CST up reply actions
I'm on
break you fuck,
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
I think my point is strengthened by that.
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Dec 6, 2009 1:32 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
KFC has wifi?
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Dec 6, 2009 6:01 AM CST up reply actions 8 recs
And great season
by your Aggies…
Is it more pathetic that your basketball team sucks even more than your football team?
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
???
Our basketball team is ranked in AP poll…football is not… that was dumb.
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Dec 6, 2009 1:32 AM CST up reply actions
Are you really this big of a dumbass?
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Dec 6, 2009 9:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ohhhhhh, the irony.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Dec 5, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Incidentally
Shouldn’t you be posting on Let’s Go Tribe? I thought you were an Indians fan now…


by Adam J. Morris on Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM CST reply actions 12 recs
i think that's what the kids refer to as..
getting served.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 5, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck sizemore
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
Before or after the half naked pics?
You joke.
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 AM CST up reply actions
Are you wearing "purity bracelets" in those pictures?
by Adam J. Morris on Dec 6, 2009 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
lol, what are those?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 6, 2009 6:11 AM CST up reply actions
No one says
Live for slongs and the other one says I’m losing the battle against aids.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Dec 6, 2009 6:24 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It's official
based on those pictures, Miles gets absolutely no tail.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 7, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
Ha!
Your so fucking funny! Lets see a pic of you!
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
Do you want it nude
like your mancrush Sizemore.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 7, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
I want
a fucking picture of you, stop trying to make a joke out of it.
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
You aren't getting a picture of me
Just use your imagination next time you have the lotion and the paper towels. You can make me look however you want…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 8, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Then next time
don’t talk shit about someone unless you can back it up
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
Someone needs a nap...
My original statement still stands, based on those pictures, you get no tail and I continue to think of you as a gigantic douche.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 8, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Well I do
get tail so suck my dick.
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
If you really got tail
than you wouldn’t need me to do that…
I’m offended by how many guys you want to suck you off…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 8, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
"Weeellllllllllllll...."
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Miles,
Did you smoke pot before writing this? Be honest.
I’m not talking shit, just wondering.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Spell Check?
Or bullet to your head? Can’t figure out which I’d prefer, Miles.
That's why they call them business sox
You are officially on your way to being a dumb version of andy rooney.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
You mean there's a SMART version of Andy Rooney?
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Dec 6, 2009 5:23 AM CST up reply actions
For the life of me
I can’t discourage this too heartily, because the utter idiocy does entertain me to some small extent.
I think Miles is a bit columnist from The Onion
Like Jim Anchower is the poor, slacker stoner. Jackie Harvey is the clueless Hollywood insider on the outside. Smoove B thinks he is the ultimate ladies man. Miles is the spoiled, opinionated college freshman douche.
by Panorama on Dec 6, 2009 8:14 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ironically
The most accurate champion in all team sports is GENERALLY determined by the college system. Why? It’s the only one that looks at the whole body of work rather than a small sample size (playoffs).
Consider, conference title games. Had Nebraska pulled it out over Texas, they would have nominally been the Big 12 Champion. Would anybody truly look at them that way? No, they just played into the title game and somehow won that one game. Nobody would think they were true conference champs or the best team in the conference (that would remain Texas).
If you were to do it by conference record over the whole season like non conference championship conferences, Texas would still be the champs, and rightly.
That’s the same difference between a playoff system and the college system in a nutshell.
No
the most accurate system is what soccer leagues in Europe do because they actually play the same teams both home and away. When you compare, say, TCU, Alabama, Boise, Cincinnati and Texas, there is almost no way to confidently know how the teams would perform if they all played each other fairly. It’s a dreadful system.
by Brett Perryman on Dec 6, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yup.
I think the NFL’s wouldn’t be so bad if they eliminated the the 2 games within the conference that help ‘balance’ the schedule and if there were no wild card. If there’s only 4 teams in each division, why should there be a wild card?
MLB is probably best of the 4 major sports organizations. It would be cool to see them switch to a Euro soccer style system since they play enough games to actually pull it off. 4×3 game series (2-home and away) x 14 other teams (in my world, they balance the leagues)=168 games.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Dec 6, 2009 11:49 PM CST up reply actions
lol
Could you imagine if they introduced tiers and relegation/promotion to American sports…people would go fucking crazy.
I mean,
there is an entire show on a major network about unveiling the teams playing in college football games, of which only 1 matters. How would they handle a relegation show? Would espn just explode?
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Dec 7, 2009 7:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've always wanted to see relegation introduced into American sports, that would be so awesome
Of course, in Brazil yesterday, a soccer team got relegated and all hell broke loose. The fans stormed the pitch to beat down their players, the military was called in, and then the military and fans started shooting at each other.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Who's excited about World Cup 2014?
Or Summer Olympics 2016? From what I’ve heard, crime in Brazil is even worse than crime in South Africa. Crazy.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
Bigger question is which has hotter women?
We all know about Brazilian beauties like Adriana Lima and Gisele Bundchen, but a blonde South African beauty with that Dutch accent is pretty tough to beat in my book. CBS’ Foreign Affairs correspondent and 60 Minutes contributor, Lara Long, has that combo and is smoking.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Oops, Lara Logan not Long
I think Brazil wins on sheer number of hotties, but the hottest Dutch South African girl is right up there with the hottest Brazilian.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
x
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 7, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
That newscaster?
She’s not even that good looking.
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
We already knew you were a moron, that just confirms it
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
When you hit 30 things change kid.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 8, 2009 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
I hate to say it...
but I’m kinda with Miles on this one. I mean she’s attractive or cute, but she’s certainly not what I would call hot.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I agree, she's not "hot"
but Miles said she’s simply “not good looking” which is wrong, in my opinion at least.
I wish she had a thicker accent though.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 8, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't mean
she wasn’t good looking, obviously she is.
But I was expecting a lot better
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
I'd love to see relegation
No better solution for incompetent ownership.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
I said this about the NBA
I’m tired of watching teams tank late to improve their draft lottery status. Imagine the fun of the Miami Heat playing their butts off down the stretch last year with Wade hurt to avoid relegation to the D League. What a great visual. Live tonight at the Fort Worth Convention Center, it’s the Fort Worth Flyers and the Miami Heat!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Dec 7, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
Funny
He’s one of those rich kids thats a saint when things are going good but when he doesn’t get his way he crys and kicks things until he gets his way.
Go take a good look in the mirror.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Dec 7, 2009 8:50 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Nah
Miles attitude doesn’t really improve when things are going good.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
I see that
you still like Miranda Lambert, I saw that some of her songs where pretty high on the billboard list
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
Suck my
dick!
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
A few more yoga classes, and maybe your body will start to listen to your demands.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Does this mean you are temporarily out of material to harass us with?
Hooray!
by aggierangerfan00 on Dec 8, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'm never
out of material….
Because I’m me
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
You're always out of material
you just don’t realize it.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Dec 8, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Never,
Check my status
If you really want to pour you're ten dollar concession stand beer on me, I take that as a compliment.
Your status
It says you’re on fry cook tomorrow, then drive thru on Thursday.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Dec 8, 2009 11:32 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
You mean where it says you're going to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on Facebook?
;)
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS

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