Ben's E-mail to Adam

As you know Adam and Ben are connected they are what brothers should be they love each other, and it shows. Even through here it shows I sit and think sometimes "How come my brother can't love me like that?" So I was looking back on lonestarball, and found this E-mail Ben wrote to Adam one day, and it was so sweet because it was for no reason, it was just to let his brother know what he was doing.

Hey Brother it's your Brother here (Ben) just wanted to tell you I was missing you, and thinking about you. I know we're grown now and we can't spend as much time together, but I think back to when we were younger, and when we would watch tv late at night just to spite our parents, and when they would yell we'd just grin to each other. We knew we would get punished, but we knew it would be together, and being grounded is not so bad when you have your brother with you to play a game of battleship with I cry every time I hear someone say "I sank your battleship" cause I know we are no longer punished together. So yeah, I just decided to message you I went to the store today, and when I was buying the stuff for my jerky I saw this guy there with an angels hat on, and I thought "I know my brother Adam would make some funny remark here, and we'd laugh all the way down the cereal aisle, then we'd realize we were in the cereal aisle, and we'd reminiscence about how the toys in cereal boxes were way better when we were kids, and how you just wanted to eat the cereal, and all I cared about were the toys. I must say you like to eat Adam, but I mean you're not some skinny ass ferret you're my big teddy bear brother, and I love you for that.

 

 

 

 

Like I said though we're no longer punished together, and well I just got punished you know the dude in the angels hat? Well I made a not so tasteful remark about his stupid hat, and one thing led to another and I was beating him over the head with a stale loaf of french bread. There were kids staring in awe like someone had just unmasked barney, and ripped off Santa's beard at the same time. People called the cops, and I was arrested, and well we weren't punished together, but I'm kind of hoping you can come bail me out. They wouldn't let me use the phone, so I'm having to e-mail you, but we all know we're both computer nerds so an e-mail is probably better anyways. Please come fast, because the battleship isn't the same here, and it doesn't end with "I sank your battleship" it ends with "My penis head is fighting with the depths of your buttholeshit" don't make me the buttholeshit Adam, we're brothers.

 

 

 

I love you.

 

Love, your brother (Ben)

I've got tears, how about you?