The woman in the Santa's hat in the Macy's ad and Lake Dawson
by Adam J. Morris on Dec 7, 2009 7:10 PM CST
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PrintYou know, the ad that shows up on LSB every 4 or 5 page views, and she's got the Santa hat and holding a present?
I think I'm kind of smitten with her.
Also, I'm watching a 1991 Notre Dame/Michigan game on ESPN Classic right now, and there was a screen pass to Lake Dawson, and I thought, man, I'd forgotten all about Lake Dawson...I couldn't even remember if he played in the NFL. I decided to look him up and see what happened to him.
He's the director of pro scouting for the Tennessee Titans. Is that just common knowledge, or am I justified in not knowing that he's now got a front office job?
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I hope everyone goes to bed thinking about Adam J. Morris with a boner.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
hmmm
There is Flo from the Progressive commercial, the AT&T(?) milf and now the woman with the Santa hat. Shall we just call you….. Tiger? :)
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No.
AJM need at least 6 more to be in the same category as Tiger.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
No kidding
The woman who was a waitress or something in Florida? Woof.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
The only thing shes waiting on is for her face to morph into something respectful.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Paisley's there
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
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"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
The only ad I keep seeing is the one for Trojan condoms
“two condoms, once convenient case. Fits in your wallet, pocket or purse [harlot]”
I guess the second one’s for water balloons or something. Can’t for the life of me figure out what it’s for.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Pic?
I have Adblock, so I haven’t seen the ad.
If she’s as attractive as Flo or Kari Byron, though, I’m looking forward to it. Kari is half the reason I watch Mythbusters…
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Here ya go...
She’s clearly an attractive woman, but she seems to be a photoshop mess for these ads since they are small website banners and it looks like they’ve ramped up her features to be extra-noticeable.
by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 7, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
I think he's seeing the girl with dark, short hair
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Well, not "seeing" of course.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
Yes...
She’s cute.
Also, what’s up with the first girl and the tiara. That’s just weird.
by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 7, 2009 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like Catherine Bell
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Dec 7, 2009 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
that is her.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
Here's a better picture of her
[too lazy to embed]
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
She is cute.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
She's kinda Adrian from Rocky hot....
just throw some horned rims on her and we have a match.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
The fact that you needed to clarify between
a Santa had and regal paraphernalia really cracked me up this morning.
So I've switched over to Chrome just to see this ad
Haven’t seen it yet, but the guy in the JC Penny ad with the football looks like someone crossed Ian Kinsler with Professor Snape.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
Finally saw the ad
Her picture at the Macy’s site is waaay better. Not quite as geeky. Or maybe that’s AJM’s point.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
First the chick from the yellow book commercials....
….now the Macy’s girl sporting a similar look. Noticing an AJM trend
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
Let's not forget the mom in the "unused minutes" commercial...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 7, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Me too
She’s annoying.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
You know who I'm surprised Adam didn't like
Is the redhead from those Glade commercials.
I failed my LSB ethics test.
"It's kind of a new stat that's in vogue" - Joe Buck on OPS
by LSJ on Dec 7, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Off-topic
After reading all the comments from people today discussing the trade rumors they’ve been hearing via Twitter, I signed up for an account.
Christ, I feel so dirty now.
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
I did it 2 or 3 days ago...wish I hadn't.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis
Cute, but I just watched Elf. It doesn't get any better than Zooey dressed as Christmas Elf.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
This is badder, which might be better.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
whatever happened
to her? Seems like she kinda disappeared after that movie (or Gilmore Girls… whichever one ended first).
Lake
As an avid Notre Dame fan all through childhood, I like to consider myself an authority all notre dame related topics from 1988-1993. I had no idea lake dawson was anywhere around the NFL right.
Good stuff AJM. Let’s get some Derrick Mayes love.
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