But if it involved Feliz and Smoak both, then yeah. Thank God the Marlins are dumb.

given Johnson’s history. I’d give up one of those guys with a lesser prospect or two, but not two of our top few guys.

If we were willing to give up our top 2 prospects for the dude, that guy must be tits.

This would have been awful. I’m still not convinced the trade was actually offered… why would JD offer Smoak to the Marlins when their second-best prospect (Morrison) is also a first baseman? Maybe if he was included in the swap, I might understand it…

Jon Paul Morosi of FOXSports.com reports that the Tigers are willing to move left-handed reliever Bobby Seay.
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 It won’t be a surprise if Detroit calls the Rangers given the latter’s left-handed relief need. The club is also willing to move catcher Dusty Ryan and first baseman Jeff Larish, Morosi’s source said.

what a mistake that would have been

even if it did. I was finally coming around to giving him some credit for having something larger than a cat brain in his head, and I prefer to keep that mentality. If this had gone through I may have descended into something closely resembling how the Simpsons depicted Matt Groening in the 138th Episode Spectacular, wearing an eye patch and bolo tie and drunkenly wielding a handgun at anyone who comes close to me.

FrankiePiliere Looked into the rumor that Tex offered Feliz/Smoak
for Josh Johnson. I’m told there’s “zero” truth to it. No such offer was made

Sooner or later prospects kill ya

surely that will get the Marlins’ juices going!

The Rangers have strong interest in Marlins infielder Jorge Cantu, one major league source said Tuesday night.

So before you get too concerned over a Johnson for Smoak and Feliz deal… just think… Florida might let us overpay for Cantu, too! His career .780 OPS from DH/1B really get me excited. And we can have all that production for only $5 million dollars a year.

What a deal!

these guys need to quit making shit up.