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ESPN Dallas reporting Millwood deal as done

Richard Durrett has the terms. If the reports about Rich Harden agreeing with Texas are true, this deal presumably had to be official for the signing to happen.

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p.s. – Go Giants

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by inactive lsb user on Dec 9, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

it was funny

how so many idiots jumped all over daniels and his salary dump for what turned into a fantastic upgrade overall for 500k less

by ENDLESS on Dec 9, 2009 5:17 PM CST reply actions  

i was one of them

JD does the most with the least. He gets shit done, and is constantly improving the team no matter the restrictions. I love having this guy in our organization. Let’s just hope he’s here for the long haul.

by ElMerkoMuffley on Dec 9, 2009 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

i came here

to echo those same thoughts. In JD we trust (sometimes).

by corbsclinton on Dec 9, 2009 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear JD

I’m sorry I doubted you four hours ago.

I’m not a big fan of this move UNLESS it is coupled by a revenue neutral signing of another pitcher. I’d rather have Ray + Harden than Millwood

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 9, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 9, 2009 5:19 PM CST reply actions  

i said this would be a really big PR hit

assuming that he wouldn’t be able to pull off both deals simultaneously. pretty amazing that he did

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding

Not mediocre. Right about average

by trza on Dec 9, 2009 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

@fantasy411 ORIOLES ACQUIRE RHP KEVIN MILLWOOD FROM TEXAS RANGERS Rangers to receive RHP CHRIS RAY and a player to be named later.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, methinks we might get a toolsy Latino boy ala Feliz/Beltre/Melo

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you think opposing GMs listen to JD's offer and then say "and do you want a toolsy Latino pitcher or hitter this time?"

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Definitely the option. Just a pitcher is so limiting to some clubs.

by Hull Fan on Dec 9, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Z's significant other then?

joking!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Dec 9, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Since you brought it up

I do have a favorite pet prospect over there, a little lefty, but I was thinking they’d taken him off of their 40 and they haven’t. So if the rule-5 related conjecture is on target, he wouldn’t make sense.

by Brett Perryman on Dec 9, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll go ahead and assume this is true until further notice

OUR CATCHING PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREW YOU ROD BARAJAS, GO POP UP SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

"In Joy" would not constitute

auto-erotic asphyxiation as you would be consumating a relationship. “With Joy” is a whole other animal. “On Joy” would be even better.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Dec 9, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually

if there is a PTBNL, would it make sense if it is someone who a) may be taken in the Rule 5 draft or b) is someone who the Rangers want Baltimore to take in the Rule 5?

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 9, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Also...

if it’s a draft eligible guy the Rangers might be waiting to make sure he isn’t selected.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 9, 2009 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

that is what I meant by ‘a’

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 9, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

JD probably convinced Baltimore to do a

PTBNL because Harden was talking to Seattle. Good job JD.

|Space for Rent|

by RangerMad on Dec 9, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Good Work, JD

Nice creativity. Frankly, I’m a bit surprised that Harden has agreed to come here. Based on some reports, the Red Sox and Yankess has some interest. Very nice deal. Millwood for Harden and Ray along with appears to be some minimal payroll relief. Like it.

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. - Andre Dawson

by Barbaro Garbey on Dec 9, 2009 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

yep

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Throw in a vet...

catcher and a utility guy who can play short perhaps and let’s go to war.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 9, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

TR now saying...

Mike Lowell and money for Max Ramirez… +?

"if daniels was fired today, he would almost be sure to get another shot somewhere else as a GM

i dont know if you can say the same thing abotu RW" - knockoutking

by hillcrest on Dec 9, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

it's Lowell + money

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

hey

your twittering is infiltrating my google


Trading Max Ramirez for Mike Lowell deal for would be so dumb.

Kinslerhomer – twitter.com – 5 minutes ago

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 9, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for letting me know

I’m now following

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Dec 9, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still here, bro.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Dec 9, 2009 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You're going to Boston, didnt you hear

I saw you today, from afar… it was cool

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by FormerLSBUser on Dec 9, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you now. I was probably outside Moudy, or walking to/from there.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Dec 9, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

indeed you were

TCU AD/PR Student: I Need A Job

by FormerLSBUser on Dec 9, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Where is this report on Lowell?

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by FormerLSBUser on Dec 9, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

TR

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

There is a rumor floating that the Rangers are working on a deal to acquire infielder Mike Lowell from the Red Sox. He would be the right-handed bat that the Rangers have been trying acquiring and could play first base, third base and designated hitter. The Rangers would give up catcher Max Ramirez

by Brett Perryman on Dec 9, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Bleh

Lowell is just decent, and I still like MaxRam.

by Brett Perryman on Dec 9, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

He's Byrd's replacement

as a character guy who happens to have also won a series…

by corbsclinton on Dec 9, 2009 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

you cant replace marlon byrd!!

or so says george dunham

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Dec 9, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

same thought I had

Kinda Meh.
He’s alright but I still want to see a fully healthy ramierez

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Dec 9, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow when did the fucking texas rangers get some balls?

I just can’t make myself believe it. It’s like getting a big shiny bike for christmas.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 9, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

All is true, plus there is speculation that we're working a deal for Pujols and one for Tim Lincecum

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I never doubted you

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Dec 9, 2009 5:35 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

looks like

he recently shaved a unibrow there

by Fireal20 on Dec 9, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Like

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Dec 9, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell to the fucking yes.

Rich Harden, Texas Ranger.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Dec 9, 2009 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck,

I love that. Way to state it.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Dec 9, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

lol
@str8edgeracer @NewbergReport damn dude JD and Thad are busy #wintermeetings

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

CJ

You are still going to be in the pen next year.

|Space for Rent|

by RangerMad on Dec 9, 2009 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS and like it!

So who's todays mistress? They're coming out of the Woodswork!

by BigGuns on Dec 9, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

You didnt post my funny retort!

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by FormerLSBUser on Dec 9, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait

what is your twitter name?

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

same as here...

PM_Productions

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by FormerLSBUser on Dec 9, 2009 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of JD...

When the new owner gets in, will an extension for Jonny Donuts be at the top of the “To-Do” list?

by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 9, 2009 5:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

So whats the offseason checklist look like now?

-Get the closest thing to a TORP as possible√
-Get a utility player √ (Inglett counts for now)
-Get a middle of the order bat
-Get a DH
-Solve the catching problem
-Get a solid backup OF

Now time to solve the OF/DH/Middle of the order bat problem all at once

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 9, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

we don't need a backup outfielder

we’ve got Hamilton, Cruz, Murphy, Borbon, and then Boggs and/or Gentry if we need them.

by MikeEl on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

solid 5th OFer

are not Boggs or Gentry.

|Space for Rent|

by RangerMad on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

he Rangers and Red Sox are discussing a deal that would send Mike Lowell to Texas, according to Rob Bradford of WEEI.com. The trade is “possible, but not close,” according to Bradford’s source. It’s possible that catcher Max Ramirez would come to Boston in exchange for Lowell. Joe McDonald of the Providence Journal echoes Bradford’s report.

 Lowell third baseman is set to earn $12MM next year, his last season before free agency.

by octoberty on Dec 9, 2009 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

i hope we dont make this trade

but i certainly would understand if we did. it makes a whole lot of sense for each side. Im an admitted sucker for max ramirez.

by ENDLESS on Dec 9, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

has anyone heard from The Outlaw Josey Wales?

So who's todays mistress? They're coming out of the Woodswork!

by BigGuns on Dec 9, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

No.

Josey is busy counting how many infield hits Chris Davis has had in his career.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 9, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

oh i see, I was just wondering, the ole boy is usually here 24/7

I figured he’d want to help us celebrate. :)

So who's todays mistress? They're coming out of the Woodswork!

by BigGuns on Dec 9, 2009 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

if only he still had a twitter

coughcoughsneezecoughcough

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 9, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

JD did something good, so he’s got nothing to say…

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

by RCCook on Dec 9, 2009 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No

He’s on the air from 2:00 to 6:00.

by Anonymous New Guy on Dec 9, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

on the air? as in Galloway on the air?

So who's todays mistress? They're coming out of the Woodswork!

by BigGuns on Dec 9, 2009 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

he's working on an argument

about how Millwood was an invaluable pitcher and JD/Nolan screwed the pooch by trading him away. It involves terms like “the Room” and “this Thing”.

by MikeEl on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

don't forget "Bags of Shit"

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"The purpose of life is to have a fucking good time." - Albert Ellis

by Ryin A on Dec 9, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Lowell going to be a Type B next offseason?

If he is, I could see it making sense for the Rangers to get Lowell for MaxRam with Boston throwing in a ton of cash. Then, the Rangers offer Lowell arb and let him go find some other team while the Rangers just find themselves another MaxRam (as far his prospect value is concerned). That’s pretty much the only reason I could think of for JD to trade MaxRam for Lowell unless he’s just taking a chance on MaxRam never raising his value up past where it is now (which is possible with anything much less than a repeat of his 08 numbers)

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 9, 2009 5:53 PM CST reply actions  

I think Lowell on a 1 year deal would be attractive to a lot of teams

and as long as Lowell doesn’t collapse this year, he’s going to go into FA next year expecting more than an arbitration settlement. He also might just not want to play in Texas past next year and might want to finish his career somewhere else.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 9, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Accepting Arb

I would be very leery of offering arb to Lowell (should he become a Ranger). He’d probably stand to make more in the arb process than on the open market (especially if the injuries continue).

by Excel Hearts Choi on Dec 9, 2009 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That was our analysis of Pudge too, and we were way off

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Catcher

But the Rangers have a spot at catcher where they could play Rodriguez had he accepted. Next season, with a new owner, I would hope the Rangers can do better than Lowell on the FA market.

by Excel Hearts Choi on Dec 9, 2009 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

The difference between the two

is that Lowell is making more than 12mill, and nobody gets a paycut in arbitration. He’d be lucky to get half that on the free agent market.

by MikeEl on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Lowell vs. Others

How do you feel about Lowell vs. the other names that have been tossed around (Dye, Vlad, Glaus, etc.).

by Excel Hearts Choi on Dec 9, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Im down with Lowell

Max Ramirez for a 2010 DH is a no-brainer in my mind. Do I think MaxRam has the chance to be great? Absolutely. Do we need a right-handed DH next year? check. Guys we will have to trade prospect talent to get what we need and if we only lose MaxRam to get it, so be it. I want to win next year.

by corbsclinton on Dec 9, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Look at his overall career OPS+ vs Garko

Identical, and some think Garko is just a lefty masher.

I’m still thinking low dollar signing in the end.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Dec 9, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

@fantasy411 Marlins acquired minor league shortstop Luis Bryan, RHP Robert Bono and a player to be named later from Astros for Matt Lindstrom.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

Comp for us?

Cause the Astros system sucks.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Dec 9, 2009 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Do Astros "prospects" even have a comp in the Rangers system?

Or did we release all those guys?

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Bag of balls and a pack of Kools?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Dec 9, 2009 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

well we released

German Duran and he’s probably one of the better “prospects” in the Astro’s systems.

by MikeEl on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

They both suck as far as I know

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

It won't come up for me when I sign in

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 9, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Klaw on Harden deal

Rich Harden is an ideal one-year flier for any club with the ability to gamble on a spot in its rotation. But the emphasis is on “gamble”.

There’s a chance of a zero or near-zero return, because Harden could blow out his shoulder opening a can of tuna. That said, the guy has pitched as a front-line starter during his occasional bouts of health. The injuries, however, account for the fact that Harden has only qualified for one ERA title, and as recently as late 2007 he couldn’t keep his fastball above 90.

But in Chicago last year he was mostly 90-94 and flashing better, with an out pitch split-change in the mid-80s. He’s pitched close to full seasons the last two years and if the Rangers can make sure they have a backup starter available for his inevitable month stay on the DL, they’ve got value. If you think about it, adding 20-25 good starts to that rotation could very well help push them closer to the top of the division.

I did note in my scouting report on Harden — I had him at No. 20 among my Top 50 Free Agents — that he was suddenly very homer-prone in 2009, and he’s returning to the AL and will be in a decent home run park in Texas, so that’s another potential caveat. But again, one year and just $7.5 million is a steal for a shot at a potential top-end starter. Harden gives Texas a good chance to replace what they’re losing from Kevin Millwood after they trade him to Baltimore.

by j-r-d on Dec 9, 2009 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

MJH flagged that tweet.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 9, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 9, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Dec 9, 2009 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, that was an intense few hours

things finally seem to have calmed down.. aside from the lowell thing heh.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 9, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

well

we still don’t know if harden is signed. I guess we are all fine with a maybe

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Seems like it had multiple confirming sources and no explicit denials from the club/agent hours later

I’d be really surprised for it to fall through at this point.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Dec 9, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

ab03 also doesnt think Big Bang Theory is funny

So he’s probably suffering from a head injury

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously the worst show i've seen in a long time

it’s totally not defensible. it’s like a parody of a sitcom. and they better watch it or they are going to break the laugh track

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

btw

you don’t need to explain the nerd joke. I understand the joke. I also understand that it’s like a disney channel joke aimed at 13 year olds that apparently adults find funny. Seriously, that show belongs on the Disney Channel – which is all you need to know about it

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You're like algebra

cause you’re allergic-to-bras man.

ahahahahaahahaa

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 9, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

see

is that from big bang or hannah montana? coin flip

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

from my brain

I got another one. + sign and number 5 and a number 1 and a = sign walk in to a bar. The lineup at the bar is like this 5+1=

so the bartender is like is there 5 of you today? and they’re like no! 6 you suck at math. ahahahahahahha

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 9, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Dec 9, 2009 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with you on this one

I haven’t seen many traditional style sitcoms on TV that have actually been good. They all make the same stupid jokes that aren’t really funny after watching sitcoms use the same jokes and plotlines for the past 15 years. Give me shows like the Office, Scrubs (RIP), the League, or Its Always Sunny. Those shows actually make me laugh. I’d rather watch some Seinfeld rerun for the 100th time than watch any of those crappy CBS sitcoms.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 9, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

i like all the shows you mentioned

(though haven’t seen the league), and modern family, community. probably missing something else but that’s really it for me.

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you ever watch Prison Break? I was following for a couple seasons, then gave up.

Same thing with Lost. Same thing with the Wire (stuck on 4th episode of season 4). The Wire is the only series I’m determined to finish.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by inactive lsb user on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Finish it.

You won’t regret it. (talking about The Wire)

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 9, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

No worries, I will.

I was really turned off by the beginning of season 4, after my favorite character died at the end of season 3.

The kids don’t do shit in the first 3 episodes of season 4. Like literally nothing happened. But, according to my friend, in typical Wire fashion, they lure you in and speed it up. By the start of season 5 the kids are doing whackazoid stuff, supposedly.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by inactive lsb user on Dec 9, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I am

thinking about watching it again. I don’t like to watch anything twice especially TV shows but I am making an exception for this one.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Dec 9, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I've re-watched several episodes

and learn new things every time.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by inactive lsb user on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Season 4...

ends up being probably the best season.

Give it its due diligence and you’ll dig the hell out of it.

by ghostofErikThompson on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

Best. Show. Ever.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Dec 9, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

exactly the same with prison break and lost

but i definitely finished the wire. that was not an issue for me at all

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the League

I love fantasy football too which makes it better, but my friends who aren’t big fans of FF still like the show. Haven’t caught Modern Family or Community, but I’ll give them a chance if I have the time. What I wish we could see is more shows like Lucky Louis. It took the traditional sitcom format and actually made a funny show.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

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-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 9, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

ot: I saw Seinfeld's standup in person the other night

Quite easily the funniest hour and best $75 bucks I’ve ever spent in my life.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 9, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

i think the worst part about it

is that it either thinks that it appeals to smart people or it just makes fun of smart people thinking that that’s how they act in the real world. Either way, it is just so horribly wrong. News flash, physics PhD students don’t all have nasally voices. You could just use your regular voice. It doesn’t make it any more funny to use a nasally voice.

I could seriously go on for a while

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually, the "smart people" love it

They have a UCLA physicist consulting to make sure they get the physics right. Nobel physics laureate Dr. George Smoot wrote the producers asking to make a guest appearance on the show because he found it so hilarious and fitting of the physics profession.

I have far more social skills than Sheldon, but I’ve been called a nerd plenty in my life and I’ve found shades of him in me, as well as in certain friends of mind.

Rather than “making fun of smart people”, I think it actually glorifies intellectuals and portrays them in a lovable light.

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by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not saying you're not entitled to your opinion, but you're literally the first person I've seen who says that

From people who watch it to news articles, the consensus seems to be that the show is pro-nerd.

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales

by WestTxAg06 on Dec 9, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

btw

you are obviously entitled to your opinion and you are clearly in the majority on this. i guess this wouldnt’ upset me if BBT wasn’t the top rated comedy almost every week. I don’t always agree with the populace when it comes to choices like these but I usually understand it. Two and Half Men – not my cup of tea but I can see the appeal. Big Bang Theory – just baffling. I was thinking that maybe I caught a bad episode but that doesn’t appear to be the case

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

2 and a half men is awful

How I met your mother last night is good

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Dec 9, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Dec 9, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

but more people like it than I ever imagined possible

i mean, I guess when you throw in random physics allusions a physicist will go gaga. just sad

by ab03 on Dec 9, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't watch the show

but from every physicist I’ve known (and that is quite a few), this is 100% true

when you throw in random physics allusions a physicist will go gaga

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 9, 2009 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

The Ticket

The Ticket baseball talk is painfully bad.

by jf55510 on Dec 9, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I like how George hates the Harden signing but not the Lowell thing

Jeez he’s hard to listen to

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Dec 9, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

you cant replace marlon byrd!!

you need marlon byrd!

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by rentz on Dec 9, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

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