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Around SBN: Jeremy Lin Sets Assist High In Easy Win Over Sacramento

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

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OT - Great headline

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29119702/

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Feb 10, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions  

To me, that begs the question

Who the hell are these scientists who have the time (and even more horrifically, the resources) to analyze prehistoric hyena shit?

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

scat

Lots of highly acclaimed scientific articles, specifically regarding climate change have been based on similar data. Articles published in Science, Nature, and all sorts of scholarly journals, etc. Sounds pretty bizarre to the layman I guess, but the study of prehistoric animal droppings is actually very legitimate.

"drawing walks is an overrated trait in my eyes."
"i do believe we could have 4 30 start pitchers in the rotation."
-- both these genius remarks brought to you by our resident guru, bigsteve

by tricer on Feb 11, 2009 7:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it is

I just thought it was a funny headline. Hyena poop just makes me laugh….

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Feb 11, 2009 8:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Man,

I forgot we gave him almost $4M

by BuckyB on Feb 10, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

It's actually amazing how much that figure as changed

perception-wise. To think that you can get Adam Dunn for slightly more is laughable

by BuckyB on Feb 10, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding.

It’s amazing what a crummy economy will do to everyone’s salary… haha.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Feb 10, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of money

I thought I saw somewhere earlier that Sirius will miss its payment to MLB, possibly depriving each team of as much as $2 million this year. That’s gonna make the owners’ testes shrivel even more.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 10, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember that Grand Slam he hit against the M's?!?!?!

yeah, that’s all I got.

The worst thing about being a Rangers fan.....hope.

by TxStCa on Feb 10, 2009 4:03 PM CST reply actions  

That was the Angels.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 10, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember when he dropped that pop-up against the O's during game 1 of the doubleheader in the opening series?

(Wow that was a long post title…)

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Feb 10, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't Blalock drop a pop-up at third in Game 2.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 10, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so...

At least not that night. I don’t remember too much of game two, other than it was a close game.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Feb 10, 2009 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Correction: Blalock had a throwing error in the same game as Broussard dropping that foul pop-up.

I was at that doubleheader. I knew they were relative, I just didn’t remember until now.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 10, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah ok.

That would make more sense. I do remember how terrible the defense was that night.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Feb 10, 2009 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Shit...

I tried…

The worst thing about being a Rangers fan.....hope.

by TxStCa on Feb 10, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, Broussard is a joke. Ha-ha.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 10, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

Isn't it fun to be able to laugh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 10, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I just hope this made the front-page to bury the A-Rod news.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 10, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully.

I really need to turn off the Ticket and not watch TV until this thing blows over. So….see ya’ in June or so… :)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 10, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah me too.

I didn’t think it was even close front page-worthy, and I’m the one who posted it… >.>

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Feb 10, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

one word to describe that move

FAIL!

In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home

by MayurP on Feb 10, 2009 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not going to be able to laugh at the Ben Broussard signing till we DFA Frank Catalanotto.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by LSJ on Feb 10, 2009 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

Ha...you are a cold blooded

bastard, aren’t you?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 10, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

That's my

goET!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 10, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

That is pure greatness right there

I can just see Travis or a family member going there and reading that.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 10, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

+ Rec.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 10, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

In case any of you were feeling Rasta…

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 10, 2009 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

And the Royals have signed

The Electrician

Equally laughable.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 10, 2009 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

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