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The Sklar Brothers suck

I don't understand why the Sklar Brothers are on my TV and show up on the radio.  They suck.

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They suck
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I like them
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Meh
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They really aren’t funny.

All they seem to do is finish each others sentences.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 17, 2009 11:02 AM CST reply actions  

Standup is Horrible

One brother starts the joke the other one finishes it. Couldn’t get any worse.

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Feb 17, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply actions  

I haven't watched "Cheap Seats" in a long time but...

…I always liked it when I did. I haven’t seen them in anything else.

We couldn't have known it at the time but we definitely killed the wrong Belushi brother.

by Chad Crudup on Feb 17, 2009 11:24 AM CST reply actions  

+1

Mystery Science Theater 3000 + sports = genius

"I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand." - Jimmy Carr

by Suicide Prince on Feb 17, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he still writing that sports column?

Cuz the one column of his I read really knew how to bring the unfunny…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

...at the time, I wasn’t being truthful with myself. How could I be truthful with Katie Couric or CBS?

by Brian Thomas on Feb 17, 2009 11:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Pretty sure they cut that experiment short

God those were terrible. Now he’s just stinkin’ up the airwaves.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Feb 17, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Yet still

better than the Sklar brothers. Jay Mohr will say one funny thing in 10. The Sklar Brothers might be 1 in 50.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Feb 17, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I like them

You haters suck

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Feb 17, 2009 11:33 AM CST reply actions  

You guys are high

The Sklar Brothers are hilarious. And I usually agree with AJM when it comes to comedy.

Dreaming of 2009

by RangerMoto on Feb 17, 2009 11:38 AM CST reply actions  

if we were high

we’d be more open to the funny. you’re high

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Feb 17, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

that bit

about the rambling dice clays is pretty funny

mainly b/c dice clay strikes me as a giant douchebag (though im a bit of a sucker for the dirty nursery rhymes)

go here to view my blog: dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it is especially funny that he isn't even Italian

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

...at the time, I wasn’t being truthful with myself. How could I be truthful with Katie Couric or CBS?

by Brian Thomas on Feb 17, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Dice Clay = funny

back in 1988 when you were drunk off your ass watching him for the first time on an HBO Comedy Special – lots of shock value.

His comedy didn’t age very well over the years.

Kinison’s bits from the late 80s have aged much better.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Feb 17, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Dice...

you’re right. His stuff was much funnier back in the day. As mentioned above, I do still like his nursery rhymes though.

Kinison’s stuff is and was good. I can still listen to most of that and it will crack me up.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 17, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinison

Saying that instead of giving people from Africa food & money (Live Aid projects were all the rage), we should give them advice.

“You see this? It’s fucking sand. Nothing grows in fucking sand. Nothing will ever grow in fucking sand. You need to get the fuck out of here!!!”

Perhaps you had to be there but it was genius back in 1986.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Feb 17, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure

Hickory dickory dock, a mouse was sucking my cock. Cuz she’s a whoer!!

It takes some serious chops to come up with A material like that.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

...at the time, I wasn’t being truthful with myself. How could I be truthful with Katie Couric or CBS?

by Brian Thomas on Feb 17, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

actually it was

hickory dickory dock, some chick was suckin my cock. the clock struck 2 i dropped my goo i dumped the bitch on the next block. END OF STORY. sorry ive just heard it a lot

as for sam kinison, honestly just not a real fan of his, i guess if i had to choose somebody from that era it’d definitely be bill hicks. im just annoyed by kinison’s yelling, although i love lewis black for almost the exact same reason.

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by studcrackers on Feb 17, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Lewis Black

greatness.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 17, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Bill Hicks

I’ll probably get flamed for this, but I just never felt he was as funny as most people thought he was. I thought what he was saying was funny and a lot of times he would point out very true and ridiculous things, but I just never laughed as hard as I would with some other comedians.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Feb 18, 2009 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

ugh

Well at least I didn’t waste my own time looking them up. The one redeeming feature was the irony of making fun of ADC for having old irrelevant material when he hasn’t been new or relevant in 22 years.

by bushe on Feb 17, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I gave them a "meh."

Usually, they’re pretty unfunny…but every once in a while, they’ll pull a rabbit out of their hat.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 17, 2009 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

this

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Feb 17, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I really liked Cheap Seats, but...

it’s very inconsistent, like all those riffing shows. I’m a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan, but sometimes the individual shows don’t work.

My favorite episode is one about the corporate all-stars, where the sponsors of the show they’re riffing have teams entered (and winning) in the contests.

by jwiscarson on Feb 17, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

+1 on MST3K

80% of the time, I’m rolling. The other 20%, though, just really miss the mark.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 17, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I think Cheap Seats was hurt a lot by the fact that ESPN Classic cut the show to half an hour. The first season’s hour-long shows always felt much better to me, even though they still cut a good deal of material. And then there was the season two live audience experiment, which was just awful.

All in all, I think they’re funny on Cheap Seats (I honestly can’t see how their material would translate to stand-up), but that show was yanked around by someone at ESPN.

by jwiscarson on Feb 17, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

the worst

is when jay mohr guest hosts for jim rome.

i guess they are good friends, otherwise why in the hell would rome let him on???

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Feb 17, 2009 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

I saw Jay Mohr 6-7 years ago in Addison.

Pretty, pretty good.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Feb 17, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

i remember

a few weeks ago when jim rome was defending mohr because an emailer called him fat.

rome did his thing where he goes on and on and on and milks a subject to death.

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Feb 17, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Must not have been Jay Mohr

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Feb 18, 2009 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I enjoyed their turn on Entourage

But they were funny mainly because they were the vessel by which Ari was hilarious.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Feb 17, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

The madcap freak director of Escobar from Entourage

who would say “Yo, Suit” when talking to Ari is the FBI mole in 24.

Thought it was going to be the getting-uglier-by-the-day Janeane Garafalo.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Feb 17, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Billy Walsh, what a psychopath

You’re right about Garofalo. She was pretty attractive in her Seinfeld arc as Jerry’s fiance, but she’s gone significantly downhill since.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Feb 17, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

In my estimation, Walsh is the second most interesting character behind Ari.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 17, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Walsh

absolutely WAS the ONLY interesting character besides Ari. He hasn’t been on in a season or so, but yeah, the only other character with substance.

I like the show so much, but it’s soooo shitty

"Holland didn’t make that kid question his swing, he made him question his career path"

by trident on Feb 17, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

You're the brother I never had.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 18, 2009 2:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Sklars = Greatness!

Cardinals fans and funny. Can’t go wrong.

by stltxfan on Feb 17, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

i said meh...

i dont really like them but i think their chopper 4 bit is really funny…

by rangerjake on Feb 18, 2009 12:34 AM CST reply actions  

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