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Who do you think has more nerds crushing on them?

Kari Byron or Jenna Fischer?

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"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 2, 2009 11:02 AM CST reply actions  

who is right

maybe i’mtoo old never heard of either

by bullfighter20032000 on Feb 2, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m 22.
Never heard of them

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Feb 2, 2009 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going

to go with Jenna Fischer.

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.

by Escher on Feb 2, 2009 11:02 AM CST reply actions  

i don't know why jenna fischer would attract nerds

questions should be between kari byron and the G4 girl

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Feb 2, 2009 11:02 AM CST reply actions  

Oh well

then if that’s the question I’m going to go with the G4 girl.

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.

by Escher on Feb 2, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Olivia Munn?

Mehh….

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on Feb 2, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

She’s so, so cute. Big extra points for having a sense of humor.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Feb 2, 2009 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

I don’t think she’s funny, but I do think she’s got nice boobs. Which totally makes up for how much she irritates me.

by FuturePants on Feb 2, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

pictures people

it doesn’t cost money to include them. this is the sig of a dude from a Golden State Warriors board I frequent:

You can a video of the whole incident here.

by alon91 on Feb 2, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, that's like an episode of

Lie To Me.

See the really quick grimmace there? She doesn’t like being fondled by that dude.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

that's what I thought too

but click on the video and it’s a different (and to me, kind of disappointing) story.

Also I don’t know Lie To Me.

by alon91 on Feb 2, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a new Fox show.

Decent, I think.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

If it's G4 girls...

I would take Layla Kayleigh and Kristin Holt over Olivia Munn by quite a bit.

Google is your friend...

Previously on 24...

by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 2, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I had to look the names up

but Byron is much better looking. I recognized Fischer after looking her up, I just don’t get the fuss. She’s nice looking, but hardly anyone to rave about.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 2, 2009 11:10 AM CST reply actions  

Agreed

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 2, 2009 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't particularly care for either one

in terms of looks, although it’s pretty easy to like Jenna Fischer because of the character she plays IMO.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Feb 2, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Have you seen Blades of Glory?
That’s when I began noticing her hotness.

The moves being made are too extra for my taste.

by shroomer on Feb 2, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

She has FP,

and peanut butter factor.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2009 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

just going to urbandictionary

fp im guess the usage here is either fat pussy or fat potential.

and i dont know what peanut butter factor is, explain

and the majority of the time the office has been on they’ve sorta uglied up jenna to suit the character. since she’s started dating jim she’s more upbeat, casted in a brighter light and has nicer clothes

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by studcrackers on Feb 2, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

What are FP and peanut butter factor?

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Feb 2, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

FP=Fat Potential.

Peanut Butter Factor is more nebulous, just sort of a feel thing. Email gordon@gordonkeith.com and ask him for a better definition.

Not that I would ever turn her down, or anything.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Fischer better personally

but I’ve only watched her in Walk Hard:The Dewey Cox Story. Kari is kind of cute, but thats it IMO. I agree with the comments above with regards to Olivia Munn, she deserves to be on this list more so than Fischer or Kari.

by jcir454 on Feb 2, 2009 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Kari Byron, please....thanks...please?

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Pocket Ninja on Feb 2, 2009 11:23 AM CST reply actions  

This should be a poll...

anyone care to add names? This is what we have for now… I’ll start a poll once we have some names.

Jenna Fisher
Kari Byron
Olivia Munn
Isla Fisher

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on Feb 2, 2009 11:24 AM CST reply actions  

and pictures.

for people like me who don’t know who they are.

"If I could breathe, I would vomit." - Ned the Pie Maker

by mtex on Feb 2, 2009 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Here's a pic of each

Jenna Fischer

Kari Byron

Is it Spring Training Yet?

by SCDP on Feb 2, 2009 11:29 AM CST reply actions  

^^^Based on that^^^

Kari in a landslide.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2009 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Agree

I was gonna say Jenna Fischer without thinking about it, but damn…based on those pics, definitely Kari.

by JBP on Feb 2, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions  

indeed

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Feb 2, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

the chick from mythbusters

can do math and physics real well but she doesn’t hold a candle to Olivia Munn, Isla Fischer, or Jenna Fischer…of those three, Jenna wins the cuteness but Olivia Munn is dirty and funny…hard to beat…

by captain freakin' magic on Feb 2, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

This picture makes me laugh every time I see it.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 2, 2009 11:37 AM CST reply actions  

Well, that's

totally on topic…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2009 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

x

When we’re doing a question on who’s hotter between two chicks, you go and pick out Ogre. Please tell me you’re still drunk from last night….

Is it Spring Training Yet?

by SCDP on Feb 2, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn't that

when he is yelling “Nerddddssssssss”

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Feb 2, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJHEdizTyo

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 2, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm

well jenna fischer over kari barton and isla fisher over all of them.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 2, 2009 11:44 AM CST reply actions  

Based solely on nerd crushes.....

It has to be Kaley Cuoco from the TV show “The Big Bang Theory”……… since it is a show that nerds would watch and it has a hot girl on it.

BTW……. I love this show….and her.

t ball on MY - "hate the contract, don't hate the player"

by b.pate on Feb 2, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Being a nerd

and a fan of Big Bang Theory, MythBusters, and The Office…I’d say both Jenna Fischer and Kari Byron top Kaley Cuoco easily.

by JBP on Feb 2, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

no.

sorry, but if cuoco is in the discussion then thats where it ends. so, so, soooo hot.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Feb 2, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

If that picture is a guide

she has them both beat. Jenna Fischer and Kari Byron are 6-7s.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Feb 2, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

in general

You can go to any mall and see quite a few girls better looking than Kari or Jenna. Those 2 might be better than average, but they are closer to average than they are to hot.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Feb 3, 2009 8:00 AM CST up reply actions  

not the greatest pic of her

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by studcrackers on Feb 2, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

The Daughter

from 8 simple rules

Google is your friend...

Previously on 24...

by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 2, 2009 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd think the nerds are more attracted to Kari

given her status on Mythbusters. But a more apt comparison would be Jewel Staite or Summer Glau or the aforementioned Olivia Munn. Nerds tend to go nuts over those.

What happened to the girls on Mythbusters with all the tattoos? There was one that had a real butch lesbian look, but I seem to remember another that was good lookin’.

Fischer’s probably too mainstream to be that popular among the nerd crowd, but I can see where AJM made the connection.

by Keynes on Feb 2, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

If I Remember

She didnt like being on camera as much and so left…i think i heard something along those lines…

by Horns130 on Feb 2, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i dont know who any of these people are.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Feb 2, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Nice sig...

what is it from?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 2, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Echo

Not a single one has crossed my eyeballs until today’s pics. My nerd factor must be < 0.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Feb 2, 2009 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I would have thought you might have caught Mythbusters a time or two before.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 2, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

True

But it’s been a while.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Feb 2, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

This is like

being at a party…..where everyone is speaking Japanese, or something.

by jasonhh on Feb 2, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

Gentlemen

I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that there should definitely be more threads like this. Preferably with lots of pics.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Feb 2, 2009 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

all these girls are very good looking. However, this is just a list of girls that none of us have any chance ever meeting and damn sure ever having a chance going out with.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Feb 2, 2009 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

AYFKM?!?!?!?!

Holy crap, that’s….well….just…..

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ay mami...

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 2, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

based on this thread.........she wins

none of the other girls have GIF’s of their deep throating abilities and their tittays shakin….

by slash on Feb 2, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I would think the classic nerd crush would probably be Carrie Fisher

And following in tradition maybe Natalie Portman these days. Jeri Ryan and Jolene Blalock where pretty big deals with the Star Trek nuts when they where on “Voyager” and “Enterprise”, respectively. There’s also the aforementioned Jewel Staite and Summer Glau, and it seems X-files fans are still pretty nuts over Gillian Anderson to this day.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by LSJ on Feb 2, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions  

Summer Glau

I still hold out hope for some hot John Connor-on-Terminator sex on Sarah Connor Chronicles…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Feb 2, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, and maybe they'll find somebody for Lena Heady to hook up with...

Although if I wanna see her I’ll just go rent “300”.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by LSJ on Feb 2, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

PICK ME! PICK ME!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 2, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Couple more names that escaped me above...

Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica and Hayden Panettiere from heros have to be big with the nerds these days… and Billie Piper probably still has a following across the pond from her Dr. Who days.

That Gold Glove for Young was the worst thing that could have happened to Texas - now the guy really believes he's good at short. - Keith Law

by LSJ on Feb 2, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

What about the chicks from Battlestar Galactica?

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 2, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

lol

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 2, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I never liked...

Kari Byron because she was always trying to wear a different “fun hat” on Mythbusters. That, to me, says something negative about her personality.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Feb 3, 2009 12:37 AM CST reply actions  

In the world of the internet, clearly Byron.

In real life, I’ll bet Fischer.

I will take Tina Fey as my nerd crush, though.

Also: Karen > Pam

by philkid3 on Feb 3, 2009 4:41 AM CST reply actions  

ughh on Tina Fey

She sucks, she’s not good looking, and she should be punched in the face.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Feb 3, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

She's talented

funny, and cute.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Feb 3, 2009 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

She's not talented, not funny, and not cute

She sucked on SNL and was part of that terrible writing staff. I hope that you don’t think Baby Momma was actually good. And she isn’t attractive. Olivia Munn and Kari Byron blow her away in the looks department.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Feb 3, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I’ve never disagreed with anything ever written or said more than this.

Tina Fey is so awesome. Forget SNL — season 2 of 30 Rock is pure genius.

by alon91 on Feb 5, 2009 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

She's hilarious.

She’s hot. And she has awesome interests.

Win across the board.

by philkid3 on Feb 5, 2009 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

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