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Spring game #1 -- lineup and chat

The S-T has the lineup for today's game up, and it appears to have the starters in it, although neither Andruw Jones nor Marlon Byrd is playing (David Murphy is out there, instead). 

Read into that what you will.

Jeff Wilson will also be doing a live chat during the game, which you can check out here.

 

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MLB GameDay should be here

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_02_25_kcamlb_texmlb_1

Don’t complain if it doesn’t update very often. It’s better than nothing.

GO RANGERS!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ipod

Does anyone know If this will work for my iPod touch or where I can get one that does

by psmitty on Feb 25, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There is an official "mlb.com at bat" app for the ipod touch/iphone

That will provide gameday audio (not sure if it requires a separate subscription.. probably) and live video highlights as well as the gameday balls/strikes thing in the regular season.. not sure what all it will have in ST.

Its not up yet though, it just says coming soon (there was a version last year, though it didnt have as many features).

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i should mention

it will cost money, i think 10 dollars.

i don’t know of any free way to get that much info, though there are a lot of free apps that give boxscores as the game goes.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

I saw the MLB one just had no idea if it was worth the money

by psmitty on Feb 25, 2009 2:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it will be

if you download the free version of the one out there and go to “extras” then “mlb.com videos” you can watch a preview video of what the new app will have.

Supposedly it will have gameday audio for every game (home and away broadcasts).

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OT: wow 500 posts already

this is going to be a beating to read

by BuckyB on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Online Broadcast

I signed up for the MLB.tv audio. 15 bucks for the year. Looks like its covered today out of KC radio.

I had mlb.tv two years ago and it was decent. Any improvements since? Hard to jsutify when I have the baseball package on directv.

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Feb 25, 2009 11:28 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

If you get the premium version it has HD for some games and higher quality than it did 2 years ago for all of them.

You can also pause live games (still blackout for local of course) now.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I like

the look of that lineup with Nellie in the 4 hole. I hope he can get his head right this year and blow the f up behind Hambone. And if Blalock is behind him, that may provide a little protection for him. Don’t particulary care for Benson getting the bump though. Not sure I want him eating innings unless JD is hoping to flip him around the 31st of July.

by brandallini on Feb 25, 2009 12:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hindman with some bloggy notes
Diamond had struggled with establishing a solid breaking ball throughout his tenure with the Rangers organization since coming out of the University of New Orleans and, by his own admission, the bender he was throwing last year was the best breaking ball he’d ever had.

Well, the curve is now evidently gone in favor of a hard slider and I got reports from two players who are very impressed with what they’ve seen from the 2004 first rounder so far this spring.

link

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 1:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ver

surprised he didn’t mention the two players’ names…

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Feb 25, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Quit it!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Hmn

Based on all the raving last year, and his arm history, I think I would’ve rather he kept the curveball.

Of course, the issue is moot if the slider turns out to be just as impressive.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1 yep

We’re tired of the talk now it’s time to do the walk. I’ll be thrilled if it’s true though, he deserves a break as do we.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no curve?

NoName will be disappointed, IIRC, he was touting Diamond’s curve recently.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

I already discussed that with him today.

Serenity now, insanity later.

-Lloyd Braun

by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 25, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Read into that what you will."

I read it to mean that David Murphy is clearly the superior LF’er and will start 145 games there this year…but then again, I’m partially illiterate.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Feb 25, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a good analysis to me

And while we’re at it, Kris Benson is clearly our Opening Day starter.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Feb 25, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

B-Mac with TR:

Link

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

wow BMac looks good..

not nearly as gaunt as he looked last year, he must of gained a lot of weight.

Hopefully with that weight gain comes a few miles on the fastball and a little less brittleness.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is

TR a zombie?

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

bmac

still toe striking

by SteveP on Feb 25, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, don't get excited it's only spring training...

Okay, don’t get excited, it’s only spring training…

Fuck it, I’m pumped. BASEBAAAAAAALLL!

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yay, baseball

Andrus’s first action is a 4-6-3 DP. Benson had allowed a gb single to Coco Crisp.

"There's a bailout coming but it's not for you." -- Neil Young

by Lucas on Feb 25, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Too soon to call him Ozzie Jr?

Smoak is Mickey Mantle Part 2, so we might as well get a good comp for Elvis.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Feb 25, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Honus Wagner?

Or is Didier old enough to have seen him play?

We couldn't have known it at the time but we definitely killed the wrong Belushi brother.

by Chad Crudup on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kris Benson Cy Young 2009 woooooooo

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's Hammer Time!!!

Finally…wooooo

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i saw that Carlos Hernandez

the one time future ace of the Astros, has reemerged with the Rays and pitched two scoreless innings for them today.

I hope he does well, cause, ya know, the Rays need more good, cheap pitching. Joking aside, it is always nice to see guys regroup from injuries to have solid careers.

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

have we

scored 7 runs yet this inning?

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

almost there

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

MLB Network

They were supposed to be showing the Giants/Indians game but are showing Prime 9. Good thing I am able to watch the game on the Fox Sports Ohio station.

Serenity now, insanity later.

-Lloyd Braun

by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 25, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

its there for me

although maybe it just showed up.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like it

I think they are taking the direct feed from the fs ohio station.

Serenity now, insanity later.

-Lloyd Braun

by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hammy saved by an error.

Alright cruz, get some cleanup rbis before you go play in the wbc..

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and theres 2 of em.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We'll take it!

error by Teahan

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wait

Mark Teahen’s at second base? LOL, WUT.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

x

Nelson Cruz 2 RBI single. Rangers 2, Royals 0.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

good for you Nelly!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nellie!

That’s good to see.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gameday seems a little behind, no?

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Feb 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

As usual.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

is for me

how is everyone else following the game?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday audio.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think

they only update after each half inning because I’m still seeing nothing for the Rangers

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HAMMMMMERIN HANK WOOO!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

2 run HR by the hammer

nice. good shot per the announcers.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Home Run!

hanky pooooooooo

by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the royals will come back!!!

the rangers don’t know what a REAL team looks like

you suckers have no chance, oklahoma is ours

by royalsreview on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Oh, how I missed GDTs

This is our warm-up too, right?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

yes it is!

welcome Madam…

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

I have to go to my other job in about 20 minutes. I actually cut out of my other job early with the excuse of “errands.” I just needed to hear a little baseball today.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

4 runs

close to my 1st inning prediction of 7…

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BABY RUSTY!!!!!!!

does his thing!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOO HANK!

Time for an image experiment:

(Not very good, I know.)

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the official first game day image...of '09

well done Jonny!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's just good to see a game day image :)

WTG, Jon

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think

the obvious bottom line here is even with a guy like Horacio Ramirez on the mound, the Rangers are going to rake…

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

woooo Davis!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I could really go for a salty HR.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh well

maybe next time.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Got an RBI out of it at least.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

come on J-ROD

keep it going now.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

what did

Davis do…

I’m flying blind here

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Single, I think

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeh

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just a single, but very well hit to rf.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

singled

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I love listening to announcers

sound out Salty’s name…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I actually almost feel bad for him this season

He was already being booed regularly, and now there’s just more fuel for the fire.

Almost.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Elvis is in the house!

single!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yay elvis.

Single past 3b.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Elvis!

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He's referring to

this:

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh, exactly.

/Grubes

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so great

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Huh

don’t know what happened to the link, 2nd try:
http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/story/1209984.html

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And we've batted around in the first inning

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

6-0 Texas on a Kinsler RBI single

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

like the good ole days..haha

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cya Ho-Ram

good work buddy.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

over/under

on terrible Elvis jokes by Lewin this year.

Setting the number at 50

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Over

Easy

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Way, way, way, way, way, way, way over.

In fact, I’d put my life savings on the over. All $304.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Way over

I’ll wager $305 Bob…

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

$305.01

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

50 per game?

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

score?

could someone tell me the score… im too cheap to get mlb radio

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

6-0

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

6-0

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

one came in on a salty chop ball

and one on a kinsler single.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Salty FC and with a Kinsler RBI single.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Salty grounded into a fielders choice, Kinsler singled him home after Andrus' hit.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

great

thanks guys.

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thank you guys

you rule

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This Lineup

Is Raking.

Imagine the perfect scenario where everyone ends up being great this year… like nellie, hank, andruw, davis, wow.

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c

by PM Productions on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Can we spend the first afternoon

imagining the perfect storm of Rangers greatness?

by bigskinny on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see why not..

we’ve been doing it for 30 something years already.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, that's crazy!

No way this thing wins 40 in a row.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha

I’m rec’ing this

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Outstanding.

I line ’em up, she knocks ’em down.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

can't WAIT

(sorry for the scroll-up. I got here late.)

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BLEH

Golden Face makes 2 outs.

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Eh

Oh well….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shame MY, shame

1st and last out.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

From the Audio

it actually sounds like KC just really sucks…..so far…

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MY SUCKS!

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Boooo MY

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WTF????

I just sat through two minutes of horrific debt consultation, et al commercials on The Fan, then Mike O comes on to do the “Ticker”, and he doesn’t even give the game score?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…FAILED!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, thank you The Ticket.

I just got a Rangers game update, on the radio. What will they think of next???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want AUDIO!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

nice

Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!

by bspate on Feb 25, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Boo...I don't wanna go to work

I’d rather stay here and play with you all…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Charlie.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

x

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOLOLOL

yeh Hun, just call in sick.

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wish I could

But people need to workout, and if I don’t show up, they can’t

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

put em on ...

auto-pilot for the day

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The doors are locked

I don’t want them breaking the windows to workout. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A couple choice quotes.
LMAO! — Rodney
LOLOLOL — BigGuns/LAMF

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, go for it!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gee since you put it that way.

You watch too many movies Sax.

by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

4-0!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby

by Haeger Champ on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

quick pic right there

i like ur reflexes

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I like ur

Reply Button.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I went to the KC radio flagship website hoping that the play by play would be broadcast

It’s not happening.

I wonder if KRLD will allow the play-by-play will work over the internet tomorrow. My radio doesn’t pick up the AM signal at work.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I dont think they are allowed to do that

MLB.com has exclusive rights i think for any internet broadcasting.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah...

The Fan (105.3 FM) will be broadcasting weekday games. That should work just fine.

Last year, I remember listening to Victor Rojas on the MLB.com feed over my work computer.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It

Will be on 105.3 tomorrow

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

That sounded massive.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

agreed

i heard it perfectly on the audio

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Benson

just got owned

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

bomb?

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Double Play Combo

Any one watching to see how the Kinsler to Andrus exchange went???

by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

they

just turned a nice one, low throw by kins to 1, but smooth transition apparently

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just listening

with MLB audio, so I’m relying on the KC radio crew,

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so they have turned two

twice already in the two innings? Is that right?

by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so that's it for Benson?

not bad, not bad.

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

My MLB text alert for Hank's HR

just came through

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How do you get those?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Text "Rangers" to

MLBGO

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cool, I'll try it.

Although MetroPCS is greatness, it fails on texting to things such as that, and radio stations and such.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Standard text message rates apply?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Plus it’s 3.99/month

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

whhoooahhhh the Great Hambino!!!

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hammy!!!!

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO HAMMY!!!!

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oppo taco

for Hammy!!!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

woops, forgot to image resizing

spring training mistake.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it's perfect

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OH YEAH!!!!

I so needed that, Drew!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i love that

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!!

That’s AWESOME!!!

Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!

by bspate on Feb 25, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell ya!

He the man.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WOW thats REALLLLLLLLLLY COOL Shep

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You’ve seen it?

I have fulfilled all my prophecies; all my predictions are up to date.
My train is right on schedule.

by oc on Feb 27, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess that's a good note to leave on

I’ll check back to read the thread when I get home at 6:30.

GO RANGERS!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOW NELLY GOES DEEEEEP

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

we knew he wouldn't have rust

see as how he never stops playing baseball

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No S?

Awesomerererererererer!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

woo

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

haha love that one!

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

been building up your image reserve during the off-season?!

by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

so its like 8-0 now?

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wooo Nelly!

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOAAAAAHHH NELLIE!!!

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Is that a new one?

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Feb 25, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Came up with that during the offseason.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You musta been channeling

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this

is ridiculous….b2b2b

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

wait sorry

triple

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Woo Hooo

Just got my tickets from the 10 pack in… looks like I’ll be in section 46 row 3 a feww times this year

by bstair on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And now Hank triples. THIS. IS. AWESOME.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Little help?

Anyone with a quick game summary so far?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Two double plays turned by Kinsler and Andrus

in the first two innings then KC sucks and the Rangers are taking BP

by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

KC pitching

looks like a bunch of little leaguers so far……it’s derby time for texas

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Our bats are en fuego

6-run first frame by our guys, Cruz has 3 RBI already… he, Blalock and Hamilton all have dingers.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HRs

by Hamilton, Cruz and Blalock. Kinsler is 2-2. Benson went two and gave up a solo shot to Butler (who people should probably snag in fantasy drafts, bc he is probably set to break out) and looked good overall.

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Royals getting bitch slapped!

quick enough?

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a free option to listen?

I went to mlb.com but they want my money… I have none to spare

by bstair on Feb 25, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

in the same boat.

can’t find anything and gameday sucks.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

gotta shell out the 15

for MLB audio, i think its worth it, but it’s still money

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I did...

this morning. :)

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

bought it today too

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it is

I know even 15 bucks can be a big deal for some folks (like me) though. But for 15 bucks, you get to listen to every game on the schedule… good value.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Still money? lol

After a teensie paypal fraud hit my account Monday, I have like -$1500 in my account. Do negative dollars work for that?

LOL

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Some hosting company got frauded

and ran it through my paypal account. $2500 later, I’m hosed until payday.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!

/not really, but this is fun

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

KC's manager is BETTER!!!

/JW

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

score?

8-1?

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

9-2

All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

10-2

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*9

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

going for 30? ha

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is like ridiculous day down at the deli

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Elebenty zillion-1

Did we win???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

9 to 2

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Harrison Starts Off Well

First AB bomb

All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Whoops

Matty gets a rude greeting from Olivo…

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Former Ranger DeRosa

goes yard for Cleveland lets hope he doesnt do that APR 6-9

by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He can do that 4 times on April 7 for all I care.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont even want him thinking

about going yard on the 7th.

by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dumpmaster

my favorite Ranger off all-time. Go Dumpmaster D!

by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

DeRo My HeRoⓒ

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I always had a soft spot for him too

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

my spot wasn't so soft...

kidding

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh he posed after it it a bit

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

please don't start crying...

Baby Huey…I can’t take that on opening spring training day.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

they

imported the jet stream from arlington

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 2:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Harrison's having a rough time

Guess we know why Mike Maddux didn’t want him to start today.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Geez.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no this is why you have the projected

starter ACTUALLY START..WHAT A CONCEPT

by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No matt, nooooooooooooooooo

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

what has happened?

besides the Olivo bomb?

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Jacobs 3 run hr.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

After a walk and a single.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the inning's over

Just not as quickly as Matt would’ve liked.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Elvis hits it hard but is out

i think to the pitcher.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Rangers on pace for 40 runs this game...

Can they do it?

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the downside:

the royals are on pace for 15.

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

exactly!

so what if the bullpen is wiped out by opening day!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, we're still a month and a half away from Opening Day.

Plenty of time to rest those bullpen arms, there!

We’ll make our starters pitch complete games no matter how they go…

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yep and win 40 to 39

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No Way

the pitchers are always ahead this time of Spring Training. They’ll be lucky to score…what? oh, nevermind.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby

by Haeger Champ on Feb 25, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not...

As worried about Holland and Feliz not recording an out anymore…

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

I’m having flashbacks…score a bunch of runs….allow a bunch of runs…score a bunch of runs….allow a bunch of runs…..ballgame

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

But seriously

is TR a ZOMBIE???

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 3:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Has anybody else explored the Texas Rangers Wikipedia Page?

Playoff futility

The Rangers (when combined with their predecessor the Senators) hold several distinctions for playoff futility:
They are one of only three current MLB franchises which have yet to appear in the World Series (the others are the Seattle Mariners and the Washington Nationals), and the oldest active MLB franchise yet to appear
Not only are the Rangers the oldest MLB franchise not to appear in the World Series, they are the oldest franchise in all the four major pro sports leagues to have never appeared in the league’s championship
Not only have the Rangers not appeared in the World Series, they are the only current MLB franchise which has yet to win a playoff series
In their history the Rangers have won only one playoff game, on the road at Yankee Stadium in the franchise’s first playoff game; they have never won a home playoff game

by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's rhetorical.

I mean, that’s rhetorical.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Young walks...

Here comes Hammy…

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hammy singles...

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

can't wait

for the season to start

so we can make some new photoshops

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs to put on a tutorial...

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

1) “borrow” an image from somewhere
2) alter picture OR simply put on text
3) if it ain’t funny, at least have it be topical
4) post it

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

5) Profit?

Check the stats, absolutely, but look at the face.
-Bruce Jenkins

by BHill on Feb 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

Also, if you’re going to borrow pictures, at least download them to your desktop, upload them to TinyPic, and use that. Don’t be a bandwidth thief.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This can't be stressed enough.

You watch too many movies Sax.

by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And

think twice even then. We have several very adept picture posters already, more are not necessary.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just give the ball to diamond and donnelly

Thomas Diamond, Elizardo Ramirez, Brendan Donnelly, Casey Daigle, Brian Gordon, and Guillermo Moscoso are also scheduled to pitch in relief

by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Single for Hammy, MY to 2nd.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Let the Goateed monster do it again...

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh well

sharp out to short or 2nd or whatever.

inning over.

Im feeling a davis extra base hit next inning.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god

the Royals announcers are doing it…Fuck me.

Galaragga, Danks, Duscherer, Young and Volqeuz.

by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They're just getting you in

“ass whip” shape…lol.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh shit.....

Royals announcers talking about what the Rangers rotation could of been.. I always hate that part.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

here comes H H

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I work for an hour and then come back to this page and boom look at all these fanatical postings!

Offense looks good.

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dear Royals announcers:

Go look at a few organizational depth charts and shut the fuck up.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind it...

it makes JD never want to fuck up again.

by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1-1

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1-2

Strike swinging

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

2-2

High and away

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

3-2

High and away

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ball 4...

Balls

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bleh.

C’mon THOMAS…

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

x

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha cute

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

really wish I could hear the game…

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Over 300 comments so far

Dare I say we might need a second thread?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Runners on 1st and 2nd

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

outs?

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ins?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

None

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

theres a K.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

For "Matt" Diamond

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

I caught that too.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

All right... I'm here and caught up.

And somehow I have Gameday Audio access. I guess I paid for it… at some point.

Go Rangers!

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I believe its part of the MLB TV package

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It is,

But I haven’t paid for that since last year.

Hey, I’m not gonna stress over it. I’m listening to the RANGERS game!

/homer

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you know what...

the same thing happened to me last year, but I eventually got charged for it..

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

It’s $15. And my debit card number’s changed since then, so at least they won’t charge me without my knowing about it!

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Having just signed up today....

I noticed the sneaky checkbox already checked to autosubscribe for next season. Prob forgot to uncheck it.

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It was during drunk GDT last year.

Don’t you remember???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think I actually had to come back and read that one anyway...

Ended up going out with friends instead of being the only sober participant in that one…

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad you said that

Because i checked and have it too

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Another K

woo, K the side to get out of it please.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

popout

inning over.

1 hit, one walk, 2 ks, no runs.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good!

And somewhere, bigsteve groans…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

Why would that make me groan?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Feb 25, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was trying to remember a TD

hater, and your name popped in my head.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No not a hater

Im not in the Diamond lover camp either but I don’t hate the guy. I hope he does well this year and solidifies himself as a good bullpen option.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Out of the inning, good work Tommy D...

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

2.0 whip

right in line with his career averages.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That 18K/9IP...

…, Mr Glass-Half-Empty

by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Like a white Pedro?

Nice.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Diamond?

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sonic Patty Melt sounds delcious...

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I was gonna get one of those recently.

Then I looked up the nutrition info…UGLY!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't even want to know.

I’m already having self-control issues at Sonic…

The Patty Melt would probably just make me sick.

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

don't ask don't tell!

just eat it Rodney! It’s not like ya do it everyday.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ugghh, it sounds good,

but it would prolly come out the other end at Sonic Speeds!

(pun intended)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

any sandwich with the word patty and melt in it....

vomit.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh really?

I’d eat that :p

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY :)

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

she looks like a hobbit

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, then she should be a

spinner, correct?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no. she looks thin

but somethin’ about the butterface – and that nasty lookin’ sandwich

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The other pics were rated R.

I didn’t have many choices.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol. so that's not cheese?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice work by Diamond after the rough start to the inning.

Liking what I saw (well, heard anyway) there.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

oh, we all saw it

In our minds. That’s the power of an imagination…

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't put Diamond and Rough in the same sentence...

It’ll give shitty reporters headline material…

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wonder if he went to

the slider or curveball

by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hammer bounce out to first

so much for the cycle =p

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Murphy fly out

Davis will save the inning.

XBH guaranteed.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

bloop single, oh well

maybe he will steal second…

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Through 4...

9-5 Texas

All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1 Matty tear...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I heard there were 2...

he’s got to warm up the tears too ya know..so he’ll be completely blubbering by July.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I really hope not.

I want good things for him this year.

But, it’s always fun to OVERREACT in the GDT! :)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeh he'll have a good year...

it may get a little wet on the bad days but that’s cool.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Travis "Matcalf"

The announcers have Matt on the brain.

by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

KC goes down 1-2-3

Arias throws all the way to 1st without bouncing it.

by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the Lizard!

always great when the guy you care about the least has the best looking inning.

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

And that’s always the way it goes down, ain’t it?

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

of course the reason

is actually because Teagarden was behind the plate. he makes every pitcher better.

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

From the right side

dugout?

giggle…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Andruw's up...

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and then down

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't take too long...

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Andruw batting

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

k

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ondrew

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nope, you are below him ;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OMG Rodney..

you’re in mid-season form already!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No! I wasn't being rude.

I was going by posting order – lol!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok .. excuse my dirty mind ...eom

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Watch it you hussy!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

did someone already note

Laird’s 2-3 line with a double and a triple?

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How many scoops of icecream were involved?

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Detroit has plenty

They already had a stockpile set up for Miggy.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

5

he usually has one scoop per base.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

also notable

Texas leads in the error count department, 0-3, which is nice to see.

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:46 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Can a black man get a score update 'round here?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

all is quiet

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah....

Who do I need to tell?

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure he can.

You watch too many movies Sax.

by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lineout DP ends the top of the 6th

Still 9-5.

Royals announcers are starting to make me cathartic.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

9-5 top 6

All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

thx

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Inning ending line out, 9-5 bottom 6

All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MaxRam is up

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Popped up, actually.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Maximus at the plate.

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

popped out

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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

cats up! i can’t wait!

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 3:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ketchup?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

First Last at bat this year as a Ranger?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha ...we can only hope

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Woah, 416 posts already.

Oops, I forgot:

No one obsesses over Rangers baseball.

417421…dammit! 422 sigh…423

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

at least josh lewin

doesn’t talk about the scrapple value of salty and cats name like the KC announcers are doing..but he comes really close..

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 3:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

srcabble*

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Josh is a lot more fun than this.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

jesus i still cant spell....scrabble**

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It was fnnuy though.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

conucr

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Abstilutly

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 4:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

trible wurd score

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rpeyl

Is your friend.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

reply

nazi

Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!

by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Smoak with a nice play at first, according to the KC guys

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I

Hope I get my mini plan tickets soon. So I can stare at them.

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 4:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

what a stab by Smoak .....woooo

not really but it sounds good.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

is a stab by Smoak like

a shot by Dark?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm good question...

no it’s more like a shot by Patron.

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What is the score and what inning?

Thanks

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

9-5, top 7?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

9-5 Rangers, Bottom 7

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

I wonder if Matt started to cry after he got bombed.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yes 2 tears

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he was "warming up"

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You can follow here, Boomer:

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_02_25_kcamlb_texmlb_1

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cool thanks Rodney

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's kinda sllow though

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

smoak up

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Woot, Smoak with a single

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by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hit!

good start by smoak…..

-Feldman '12

"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"

by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

10-5, Arias with and RBI single

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

tenderloin

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ribeye

Monday…yummy.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jack Arias!!!!!

no not hairy ass…..Air -e -S

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You know the economy sucks when:

The annoying ice cream trucks with the shitty loud music switch to pushcarts with bells.

Win!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

what did ya get?

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would never buy from them.

Their existence is my bane.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't blame ya..

I’m always a little leery of those guys who drive those trucks. Background checks anyone?

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Andruw not impressing too much in his first couple AB's.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

we need to get mendoza on the mound

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You meanie!

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

come on now

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Screw MLB Gameday, sheesh.

Smaok is still at bat.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OMG, it just switched to Arias.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And a pop-up and strike out

in 5 seconds. Inning over.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Guillermo Moscoso on the mound.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Quick!

Laird memorial!

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha yeh let's have some icecream!

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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

x

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

x

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

2 walks so far.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Now a popout to second.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like he's coming out now.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

final line?

2 BBs in 1/3 IP?

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, I think so.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

actually

it looks like he had a K too, so 2/3 IP

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.
0.2 0 0 0 2 1

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, cool

I missed the K, got distracted there for a moment.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Has Feliz pitched?

You watch too many movies Sax.

by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nay

Do you still hate cruz?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I will know by May 15th.

You watch too many movies Sax.

by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's been Benson, Harrison, Diamond, Lizard, Daigle and now Moscoso.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Donnelly

is the other guy who is supposed to go today

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gah

I knew I was forgetting someone.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

completely random

just stumbled on (braves prospect) Tommy Hanson’s AFL line.

10 hits, 49 k’s in 28.2 innings for a .63 era.

AFL isnt particularly meaningful, but that was…. impressive.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

that was kind of a big deal at minorleagueball back in the fall.

by clark on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+3

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How bout this?

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Much better.

Resize it and we are all good.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Width= 200…

… or width = 150?

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

150

hopefully there will be a bunch of them, so no need to go big

by CS3 on Feb 25, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

139

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You watch too many movies Sax.

by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Eh

That looks like something out of those Japanese Anime comics.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yup

Eyes look these

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Feb 25, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've got it

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

yes

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 5:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+2

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 5:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ok

but OC gets credit for the meaty part of the idea….

by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 5:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he still may top it

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs






You watch too many movies Sax.

by oc on Feb 25, 2009 5:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Make the eyes

K’s and it’s gold.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 26, 2009 9:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

It’s a joint effort.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe a Ranger cap??

Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!

by bspate on Feb 25, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Moscoso out - Brian Corey in

Leaves with 2 on, and two outs, I think.zz

by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Got out of it though.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm having a hard time concentrating on the audio broadcast, here.

It’s just kind of background noise for my Web surfing, and I sure can’t sit still just listening to something.

Sounds like it’s time I get out to the park and watch a game.

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 4:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

These announcers are pretty boring

They’re not doing a good job of keeping their audience in the game at all.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

41

41

41

41

41

41!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Golson with a double

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dude

I didn’t know Golson was black.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yep been that way all his life.

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Very cool

lol

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Typical

and if someone tells you that Tim and Gordon Beckham aren’t brothers, then you probably think they aren’t black either.

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Feb 25, 2009 5:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's 2-2 then?

box score shows him with a single…

by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OT: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OctoPsychoMomSkank offered $1mil by Vivid.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I saw that also

Please burn my eyes out. I shiver just at the thought of it.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Really, you gunna ask me that?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Really, you gunna ask me that?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's a porn production company

Google it or Wiki it.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 7:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

touche'

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd never heard of it

But it took me about 5 seconds of reading to figure it out…

by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Should we have a pool

guessing the title? I’m betting Octopussy.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OR

KeepPayingForMyPussy

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

8

in a muff.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 26, 2009 9:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

8 ain’t enuf!!!

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 26, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

MaxRam rbi single

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MaxRam with a shattered bat RBI single

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Maximiliano!!!

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

IF

you are bored you should check out the Royals Review…. “The Rangers suck…swinging at everything they see…totally hack-tastic…someone had better teach them the importance of a little something called OBP!”

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

losing bradley is going to hurt our obp a bit this year

was quite nice last year if i recall.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sour grapes.

10-5 sour grapes, that is.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should post on RR

Hey, it IS just batting practice, right ?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Done

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Response?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid
but, if you get pounded in “batting practice” then you are in trouble….

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

woooo SMOAK!

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

what did he do exactly

I was on the phone.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Double, I think

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*RBI double.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Smoak 2-2

Gotta love that.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And

Keens 2-3
Hammy 2-3 +HR
Blalock 2-3 +3B +HR
Cruz 2-3 +HR
Davis 2-3

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dirty

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 5:03 PM CST up