Spring game #1 -- lineup and chat
The S-T has the lineup for today's game up, and it appears to have the starters in it, although neither Andruw Jones nor Marlon Byrd is playing (David Murphy is out there, instead).
Read into that what you will.
Jeff Wilson will also be doing a live chat during the game, which you can check out here.
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MLB GameDay should be here
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_02_25_kcamlb_texmlb_1
Don’t complain if it doesn’t update very often. It’s better than nothing.
GO RANGERS!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ipod
Does anyone know If this will work for my iPod touch or where I can get one that does
by psmitty on Feb 25, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There is an official "mlb.com at bat" app for the ipod touch/iphone
That will provide gameday audio (not sure if it requires a separate subscription.. probably) and live video highlights as well as the gameday balls/strikes thing in the regular season.. not sure what all it will have in ST.
Its not up yet though, it just says coming soon (there was a version last year, though it didnt have as many features).
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i should mention
it will cost money, i think 10 dollars.
i don’t know of any free way to get that much info, though there are a lot of free apps that give boxscores as the game goes.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
I saw the MLB one just had no idea if it was worth the money
by psmitty on Feb 25, 2009 2:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it will be
if you download the free version of the one out there and go to “extras” then “mlb.com videos” you can watch a preview video of what the new app will have.
Supposedly it will have gameday audio for every game (home and away broadcasts).
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OT: wow 500 posts already
this is going to be a beating to read
by BuckyB on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Online Broadcast
I signed up for the MLB.tv audio. 15 bucks for the year. Looks like its covered today out of KC radio.
I had mlb.tv two years ago and it was decent. Any improvements since? Hard to jsutify when I have the baseball package on directv.
Rocky Mountain Ranger
by Strangers on Feb 25, 2009 11:28 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's Spring Training
there’s nothing to read into it.
by Mike E on Feb 25, 2009 12:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A Marlon Byrd / Andruw Jones fistfight isn't out of the realm of possibility, is it?
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I like
the look of that lineup with Nellie in the 4 hole. I hope he can get his head right this year and blow the f up behind Hambone. And if Blalock is behind him, that may provide a little protection for him. Don’t particulary care for Benson getting the bump though. Not sure I want him eating innings unless JD is hoping to flip him around the 31st of July.
by brandallini on Feb 25, 2009 12:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hindman with some bloggy notes
Diamond had struggled with establishing a solid breaking ball throughout his tenure with the Rangers organization since coming out of the University of New Orleans and, by his own admission, the bender he was throwing last year was the best breaking ball he’d ever had.
Well, the curve is now evidently gone in favor of a hard slider and I got reports from two players who are very impressed with what they’ve seen from the 2004 first rounder so far this spring.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 1:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ver
surprised he didn’t mention the two players’ names…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
by Longhorn on Feb 25, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Quit it!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hmn
Based on all the raving last year, and his arm history, I think I would’ve rather he kept the curveball.
Of course, the issue is moot if the slider turns out to be just as impressive.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll believe when I see it with my own eyes in real games.
by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no curve?
NoName will be disappointed, IIRC, he was touting Diamond’s curve recently.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
I already discussed that with him today.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 25, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Read into that what you will."
I read it to mean that David Murphy is clearly the superior LF’er and will start 145 games there this year…but then again, I’m partially illiterate.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
by TheJeezus on Feb 25, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a good analysis to me
And while we’re at it, Kris Benson is clearly our Opening Day starter.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
by WestTxAg06 on Feb 25, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
B-Mac with TR:
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wow BMac looks good..
not nearly as gaunt as he looked last year, he must of gained a lot of weight.
Hopefully with that weight gain comes a few miles on the fastball and a little less brittleness.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is
TR a zombie?
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, don't get excited it's only spring training...
Okay, don’t get excited, it’s only spring training…
Fuck it, I’m pumped. BASEBAAAAAAALLL!
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yay, baseball
Andrus’s first action is a 4-6-3 DP. Benson had allowed a gb single to Coco Crisp.
"There's a bailout coming but it's not for you." -- Neil Young
by Lucas on Feb 25, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Too soon to call him Ozzie Jr?
Smoak is Mickey Mantle Part 2, so we might as well get a good comp for Elvis.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
by WestTxAg06 on Feb 25, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Honus Wagner?
Or is Didier old enough to have seen him play?
We couldn't have known it at the time but we definitely killed the wrong Belushi brother.
by Chad Crudup on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kris Benson Cy Young 2009 woooooooo
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
4 groundballs
good start
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's Hammer Time!!!
Finally…wooooo
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i saw that Carlos Hernandez
the one time future ace of the Astros, has reemerged with the Rays and pitched two scoreless innings for them today.
I hope he does well, cause, ya know, the Rays need more good, cheap pitching. Joking aside, it is always nice to see guys regroup from injuries to have solid careers.
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
have we
scored 7 runs yet this inning?
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
almost there
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
MLB Network
They were supposed to be showing the Giants/Indians game but are showing Prime 9. Good thing I am able to watch the game on the Fox Sports Ohio station.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 25, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
its there for me
although maybe it just showed up.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like it
I think they are taking the direct feed from the fs ohio station.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hammy saved by an error.
Alright cruz, get some cleanup rbis before you go play in the wbc..
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
and theres 2 of em.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We'll take it!
error by Teahan
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wait
Mark Teahen’s at second base? LOL, WUT.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
x
Nelson Cruz 2 RBI single. Rangers 2, Royals 0.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
good for you Nelly!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nellie!
That’s good to see.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gameday seems a little behind, no?
JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!
by rooster on Feb 25, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
As usual.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
is for me
how is everyone else following the game?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday audio.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think
they only update after each half inning because I’m still seeing nothing for the Rangers
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HAMMMMMERIN HANK WOOO!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
2 run HR by the hammer
nice. good shot per the announcers.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the royals will come back!!!
the rangers don’t know what a REAL team looks like
you suckers have no chance, oklahoma is ours
by royalsreview on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oh, how I missed GDTs
This is our warm-up too, right?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
yes it is!
welcome Madam…
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
I have to go to my other job in about 20 minutes. I actually cut out of my other job early with the excuse of “errands.” I just needed to hear a little baseball today.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
4 runs
close to my 1st inning prediction of 7…
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BABY RUSTY!!!!!!!
does his thing!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOO HANK!
Time for an image experiment:

(Not very good, I know.)
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the official first game day image...of '09
well done Jonny!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's just good to see a game day image :)
WTG, Jon
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, I knew this would be enjoyable the second I heard Ho-Rams name.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think
the obvious bottom line here is even with a guy like Horacio Ramirez on the mound, the Rangers are going to rake…
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
woooo Davis!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I could really go for a salty HR.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
+1
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
oh well
maybe next time.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Got an RBI out of it at least.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
come on J-ROD
keep it going now.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
what did
Davis do…
I’m flying blind here
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Single, I think
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just a single, but very well hit to rf.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
singled
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I love listening to announcers
sound out Salty’s name…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I actually almost feel bad for him this season
He was already being booed regularly, and now there’s just more fuel for the fire.
Almost.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thank you
for the update
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
update
on the Davis at bat that is
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis is in the house!
single!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yay elvis.
Single past 3b.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Elvis!

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Elvis has left the infield
(with a single to left)
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
well done
Jim Reeves!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Uhh, exactly.
/Grubes
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
so great
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Huh
don’t know what happened to the link, 2nd try:
http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/story/1209984.html
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And we've batted around in the first inning
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
6-0 Texas on a Kinsler RBI single
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
wow
like the good ole days..haha
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cya Ho-Ram
good work buddy.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
over/under
on terrible Elvis jokes by Lewin this year.
Setting the number at 50
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Over
Easy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Way, way, way, way, way, way, way over.
In fact, I’d put my life savings on the over. All $304.
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by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Way over
I’ll wager $305 Bob…
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
$305.01
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
by chrisR on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
50 per game?
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
score?
could someone tell me the score… im too cheap to get mlb radio
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
6-0
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
6-0
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
one came in on a salty chop ball
and one on a kinsler single.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Salty FC and with a Kinsler RBI single.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Salty grounded into a fielders choice, Kinsler singled him home after Andrus' hit.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thank you guys
you rule
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
not that he is any good
but it should be noted that Ramirez was a lefty.
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This Lineup
Is Raking.
Imagine the perfect scenario where everyone ends up being great this year… like nellie, hank, andruw, davis, wow.
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c
by PM Productions on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can we spend the first afternoon
imagining the perfect storm of Rangers greatness?
by bigskinny on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see why not..
we’ve been doing it for 30 something years already.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lead story on SportsCenter on August 14, 2009
"The Texas Rangers won their 40th consecutive game, drubbing the Red Sox 14-1 behind a pair of grand slams from Elvis Andrus. The win clinches not only the division, but also home-field advantage throughout the playoffs.
In a strange turn of events, the ceremonial first pitch was thrown out by relative unknown Ben Morris, wearing a dress formerly owned by Melissa Lima, wife of former Major League pitcher Jose Lima."
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 11 recs
LOL
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, that's crazy!
No way this thing wins 40 in a row.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
I’m rec’ing this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
....
“During the game, a conspicuous group of people followed Jim Knox around the ballpark, standing uncomfortably close during in-game interviews and segments. Later, Knox said he had no idea what was going on.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Outstanding.
I line ’em up, she knocks ’em down.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
can't WAIT
(sorry for the scroll-up. I got here late.)
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BLEH
Golden Face makes 2 outs.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Eh
Oh well….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Shame MY, shame
1st and last out.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
From the Audio
it actually sounds like KC just really sucks…..so far…
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
MY SUCKS!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Boooo MY
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WTF????
I just sat through two minutes of horrific debt consultation, et al commercials on The Fan, then Mike O comes on to do the “Ticker”, and he doesn’t even give the game score?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…FAILED!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, thank you The Ticket.
I just got a Rangers game update, on the radio. What will they think of next???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want AUDIO!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Boo...I don't wanna go to work
I’d rather stay here and play with you all…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Charlie.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
x

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LOLOLOL
yeh Hun, just call in sick.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wish I could
But people need to workout, and if I don’t show up, they can’t
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
put em on ...
auto-pilot for the day
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The doors are locked
I don’t want them breaking the windows to workout. :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is like the fifth variation of this image. Its not really getting any funnier.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A couple choice quotes.
LMAO! — Rodney
LOLOLOL — BigGuns/LAMF
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, go for it!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gee since you put it that way.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
4-0!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
quick pic right there
i like ur reflexes
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I went to the KC radio flagship website hoping that the play by play would be broadcast
It’s not happening.
I wonder if KRLD will allow the play-by-play will work over the internet tomorrow. My radio doesn’t pick up the AM signal at work.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I dont think they are allowed to do that
MLB.com has exclusive rights i think for any internet broadcasting.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think KRLD is doing the games anymore
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah...
The Fan (105.3 FM) will be broadcasting weekday games. That should work just fine.
Last year, I remember listening to Victor Rojas on the MLB.com feed over my work computer.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It
Will be on 105.3 tomorrow
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
That sounded massive.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
agreed
i heard it perfectly on the audio
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Benson
just got owned
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
bomb?
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Double Play Combo
Any one watching to see how the Kinsler to Andrus exchange went???
by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
they
just turned a nice one, low throw by kins to 1, but smooth transition apparently
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just listening
with MLB audio, so I’m relying on the KC radio crew,
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
so they have turned two
twice already in the two innings? Is that right?
by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
so that's it for Benson?
not bad, not bad.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
My MLB text alert for Hank's HR
just came through
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How do you get those?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Text "Rangers" to
MLBGO
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cool, I'll try it.
Although MetroPCS is greatness, it fails on texting to things such as that, and radio stations and such.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Standard text message rates apply?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Plus it’s 3.99/month
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
whhoooahhhh the Great Hambino!!!
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hammy!!!!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOO HAMMY!!!!
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oppo taco
for Hammy!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
x

the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
woops, forgot to image resizing
spring training mistake.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it's perfect
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OH YEAH!!!!
I so needed that, Drew!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i love that
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow!!
That’s AWESOME!!!
Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!
by bspate on Feb 25, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WOW thats REALLLLLLLLLLY COOL Shep
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I have fulfilled all my prophecies; all my predictions are up to date.
My train is right on schedule.
by oc on Feb 27, 2009 12:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess that's a good note to leave on
I’ll check back to read the thread when I get home at 6:30.
GO RANGERS!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOW NELLY GOES DEEEEEP
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
we knew he wouldn't have rust
see as how he never stops playing baseball
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
woo

the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
haha love that one!
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
wow
been building up your image reserve during the off-season?!
by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He brought out this arsenal of goodness before last season ended.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
so its like 8-0 now?
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wooo Nelly!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
almost 3 in a row, how sweet that would have been.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOAAAAAHHH NELLIE!!!

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Is that a new one?
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
by Conjunction on Feb 25, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Came up with that during the offseason.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You musta been channeling

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this
is ridiculous….b2b2b
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wait sorry
triple
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Woo Hooo
Just got my tickets from the 10 pack in… looks like I’ll be in section 46 row 3 a feww times this year
by bstair on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And now Hank triples. THIS. IS. AWESOME.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
well, he's got the hard part of the cycle
he’s hitting like he did in AA ball.
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Little help?
Anyone with a quick game summary so far?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Two double plays turned by Kinsler and Andrus
in the first two innings then KC sucks and the Rangers are taking BP
by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
KC pitching
looks like a bunch of little leaguers so far……it’s derby time for texas
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Our bats are en fuego
6-run first frame by our guys, Cruz has 3 RBI already… he, Blalock and Hamilton all have dingers.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Royals getting bitch slapped!
quick enough?
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a free option to listen?
I went to mlb.com but they want my money… I have none to spare
by bstair on Feb 25, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
in the same boat.
can’t find anything and gameday sucks.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
gotta shell out the 15
for MLB audio, i think its worth it, but it’s still money
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I did...
this morning. :)
I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler
by ortonius on Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
bought it today too
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it is
I know even 15 bucks can be a big deal for some folks (like me) though. But for 15 bucks, you get to listen to every game on the schedule… good value.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Still money? lol
After a teensie paypal fraud hit my account Monday, I have like -$1500 in my account. Do negative dollars work for that?
LOL
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Some hosting company got frauded
and ran it through my paypal account. $2500 later, I’m hosed until payday.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!
/not really, but this is fun
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
KC's manager is BETTER!!!
/JW
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
score?
8-1?
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
9-2
All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
10-2
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
*9
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is like ridiculous day down at the deli
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Elebenty zillion-1
Did we win???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Harrison Starts Off Well
First AB bomb
All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Whoops
Matty gets a rude greeting from Olivo…
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Former Ranger DeRosa
goes yard for Cleveland lets hope he doesnt do that APR 6-9
by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He can do that 4 times on April 7 for all I care.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I dont even want him thinking
about going yard on the 7th.
by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dumpmaster
my favorite Ranger off all-time. Go Dumpmaster D!
by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DeRo My HeRoⓒ
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I always had a soft spot for him too
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
my spot wasn't so soft...
kidding
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Heh he posed after it it a bit
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
please don't start crying...
Baby Huey…I can’t take that on opening spring training day.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
they
imported the jet stream from arlington
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 2:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Struggggling....

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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Harrison's having a rough time
Guess we know why Mike Maddux didn’t want him to start today.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Geez.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no this is why you have the projected
starter ACTUALLY START..WHAT A CONCEPT
by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No matt, nooooooooooooooooo
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
what has happened?
besides the Olivo bomb?
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Jacobs 3 run hr.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
After a walk and a single.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the inning's over
Just not as quickly as Matt would’ve liked.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis hits it hard but is out
i think to the pitcher.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Rangers on pace for 40 runs this game...
Can they do it?
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the downside:
the royals are on pace for 15.
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
exactly!
so what if the bullpen is wiped out by opening day!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, we're still a month and a half away from Opening Day.
Plenty of time to rest those bullpen arms, there!
We’ll make our starters pitch complete games no matter how they go…
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yep and win 40 to 39
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No Way
the pitchers are always ahead this time of Spring Training. They’ll be lucky to score…what? oh, nevermind.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Feb 25, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not...
As worried about Holland and Feliz not recording an out anymore…
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
I’m having flashbacks…score a bunch of runs….allow a bunch of runs…score a bunch of runs….allow a bunch of runs…..ballgame
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
But seriously
is TR a ZOMBIE???
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 3:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Has anybody else explored the Texas Rangers Wikipedia Page?
Playoff futility
The Rangers (when combined with their predecessor the Senators) hold several distinctions for playoff futility:
They are one of only three current MLB franchises which have yet to appear in the World Series (the others are the Seattle Mariners and the Washington Nationals), and the oldest active MLB franchise yet to appear
Not only are the Rangers the oldest MLB franchise not to appear in the World Series, they are the oldest franchise in all the four major pro sports leagues to have never appeared in the league’s championship
Not only have the Rangers not appeared in the World Series, they are the only current MLB franchise which has yet to win a playoff series
In their history the Rangers have won only one playoff game, on the road at Yankee Stadium in the franchise’s first playoff game; they have never won a home playoff game
by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's rhetorical.
I mean, that’s rhetorical.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Young walks...
Here comes Hammy…
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I will be booing MY for at least the first month of the season
by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
I don’t actually know you that well
by BuckyB on Feb 25, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hammy singles...
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
can't wait
for the season to start
so we can make some new photoshops
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
by gossamer on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to put on a tutorial...
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
1) “borrow” an image from somewhere
2) alter picture OR simply put on text
3) if it ain’t funny, at least have it be topical
4) post it
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
by gossamer on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
5) Profit?
Check the stats, absolutely, but look at the face.
-Bruce Jenkins
by BHill on Feb 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Also, if you’re going to borrow pictures, at least download them to your desktop, upload them to TinyPic, and use that. Don’t be a bandwidth thief.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This can't be stressed enough.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
just give the ball to diamond and donnelly
Thomas Diamond, Elizardo Ramirez, Brendan Donnelly, Casey Daigle, Brian Gordon, and Guillermo Moscoso are also scheduled to pitch in relief
by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Single for Hammy, MY to 2nd.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Let the Goateed monster do it again...
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god
the Royals announcers are doing it…Fuck me.
Galaragga, Danks, Duscherer, Young and Volqeuz.
by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They're just getting you in
“ass whip” shape…lol.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
oh shit.....
Royals announcers talking about what the Rangers rotation could of been.. I always hate that part.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
here comes H H
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
I work for an hour and then come back to this page and boom look at all these fanatical postings!
Offense looks good.
Rocky Mountain Ranger
by Strangers on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dear Royals announcers:
Go look at a few organizational depth charts and shut the fuck up.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind it...
it makes JD never want to fuck up again.
by Agreen07 on Feb 25, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DIAAAAAAAMONDDDD TIIIIMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
1-1
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
1-2
Strike swinging
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
2-2
High and away
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
3-2
High and away
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ball 4...
Balls
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bleh.
C’mon THOMAS…
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
x

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha cute
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
really wish I could hear the game…
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
+1
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I dont like Diamond working high every pitch
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Over 300 comments so far
Dare I say we might need a second thread?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Feb 25, 2009 3:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Runners on 1st and 2nd
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
outs?
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
by coldskeet on Feb 25, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
None
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
theres a K.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
For "Matt" Diamond
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
I caught that too.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
All right... I'm here and caught up.
And somehow I have Gameday Audio access. I guess I paid for it… at some point.
Go Rangers!
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I believe its part of the MLB TV package
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It is,
But I haven’t paid for that since last year.
Hey, I’m not gonna stress over it. I’m listening to the RANGERS game!
/homer
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you know what...
the same thing happened to me last year, but I eventually got charged for it..
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Having just signed up today....
I noticed the sneaky checkbox already checked to autosubscribe for next season. Prob forgot to uncheck it.
Rocky Mountain Ranger
by Strangers on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It was during drunk GDT last year.
Don’t you remember???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I actually had to come back and read that one anyway...
Ended up going out with friends instead of being the only sober participant in that one…
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad you said that
Because i checked and have it too
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Another K
woo, K the side to get out of it please.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
popout
inning over.
1 hit, one walk, 2 ks, no runs.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good!
And somewhere, bigsteve groans…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
Why would that make me groan?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Feb 25, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to remember a TD
hater, and your name popped in my head.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No not a hater
Im not in the Diamond lover camp either but I don’t hate the guy. I hope he does well this year and solidifies himself as a good bullpen option.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Another K for "Matt" Diamond
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Out of the inning, good work Tommy D...
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
2.0 whip
right in line with his career averages.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That 18K/9IP...
…, Mr Glass-Half-Empty
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Like a white Pedro?
Nice.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Diamond?

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sonic Patty Melt sounds delcious...
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I was gonna get one of those recently.
Then I looked up the nutrition info…UGLY!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even want to know.
I’m already having self-control issues at Sonic…
The Patty Melt would probably just make me sick.
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
don't ask don't tell!
just eat it Rodney! It’s not like ya do it everyday.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ugghh, it sounds good,
but it would prolly come out the other end at Sonic Speeds!
(pun intended)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
any sandwich with the word patty and melt in it....
vomit.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh really?

I’d eat that :p
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
she looks like a hobbit
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, then she should be a
spinner, correct?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no. she looks thin
but somethin’ about the butterface – and that nasty lookin’ sandwich
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The other pics were rated R.
I didn’t have many choices.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
lol. so that's not cheese?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice work by Diamond after the rough start to the inning.
Liking what I saw (well, heard anyway) there.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh, we all saw it
In our minds. That’s the power of an imagination…
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't put Diamond and Rough in the same sentence...
It’ll give shitty reporters headline material…
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Where's Josey?
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wonder if he went to
the slider or curveball
by RRiders on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hammer bounce out to first
so much for the cycle =p
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Blalack is more likely to cycle
He’s already got the tough ones.
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Murphy fly out
Davis will save the inning.
XBH guaranteed.
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
bloop single, oh well
maybe he will steal second…
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by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Through 4...
9-5 Texas
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
+1 Matty tear...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I heard there were 2...
he’s got to warm up the tears too ya know..so he’ll be completely blubbering by July.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope not.
I want good things for him this year.
But, it’s always fun to OVERREACT in the GDT! :)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yeh he'll have a good year...
it may get a little wet on the bad days but that’s cool.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Travis "Matcalf"
The announcers have Matt on the brain.
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
KC goes down 1-2-3
Arias throws all the way to 1st without bouncing it.
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the Lizard!
always great when the guy you care about the least has the best looking inning.
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
And that’s always the way it goes down, ain’t it?
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
of course the reason
is actually because Teagarden was behind the plate. he makes every pitcher better.
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
From the right side
dugout?
giggle…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw's up...
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
and then down
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't take too long...
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw batting
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ondrew
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nope, you are below him ;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG Rodney..
you’re in mid-season form already!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No! I wasn't being rude.
I was going by posting order – lol!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok .. excuse my dirty mind ...eom
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Watch it you hussy!
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
did someone already note
Laird’s 2-3 line with a double and a triple?
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How many scoops of icecream were involved?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit has plenty
They already had a stockpile set up for Miggy.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
also notable
Texas leads in the error count department, 0-3, which is nice to see.
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Can a black man get a score update 'round here?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
all is quiet
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sure he can.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lineout DP ends the top of the 6th
Still 9-5.
Royals announcers are starting to make me cathartic.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
9-5 top 6
All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Inning ending line out, 9-5 bottom 6
All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
MaxRam is up
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Popped up, actually.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maximus at the plate.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
popped out
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
cats up! i can’t wait!
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 3:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ketchup?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
First Last at bat this year as a Ranger?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
haha ...we can only hope
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Woah, 416 posts already.
Oops, I forgot:
No one obsesses over Rangers baseball.
417…421…dammit! 422 sigh…423
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 3:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
at least josh lewin
doesn’t talk about the scrapple value of salty and cats name like the KC announcers are doing..but he comes really close..
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 3:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
srcabble*
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Josh is a lot more fun than this.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
jesus i still cant spell....scrabble**
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 3:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It was fnnuy though.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Abstilutly
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 4:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
trible wurd score
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Smoak with a nice play at first, according to the KC guys
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I
Hope I get my mini plan tickets soon. So I can stare at them.
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 4:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
what a stab by Smoak .....woooo
not really but it sounds good.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
is a stab by Smoak like
a shot by Dark?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 25, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm good question...
no it’s more like a shot by Patron.
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What is the score and what inning?
Thanks
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
9-5, top 7?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
9-5 Rangers, Bottom 7
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
I wonder if Matt started to cry after he got bombed.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yes 2 tears
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he was "warming up"
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You can follow here, Boomer:
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_02_25_kcamlb_texmlb_1
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cool thanks Rodney
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's kinda sllow though
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
smoak up
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Woot, Smoak with a single
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
hit!
good start by smoak…..
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
by Martijn1309 on Feb 25, 2009 4:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
10-5, Arias with and RBI single
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
tenderloin
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jack Arias!!!!!
no not hairy ass…..Air -e -S
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You know the economy sucks when:
The annoying ice cream trucks with the shitty loud music switch to pushcarts with bells.
Win!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
what did ya get?
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I would never buy from them.
Their existence is my bane.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't blame ya..
I’m always a little leery of those guys who drive those trucks. Background checks anyone?
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So is Arias still throwing like a schoolgirl?
by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 4:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
he is playing 2B today
take that for what its worth
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw not impressing too much in his first couple AB's.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
we need to get mendoza on the mound
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You meanie!
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
come on now
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Screw MLB Gameday, sheesh.
Smaok is still at bat.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OMG, it just switched to Arias.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And a pop-up and strike out
in 5 seconds. Inning over.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Guillermo Moscoso on the mound.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Quick!
Laird memorial!
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha yeh let's have some icecream!
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by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
x

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How does he look?
by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
2 walks so far.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Now a popout to second.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he's coming out now.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, I think so.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
actually
it looks like he had a K too, so 2/3 IP
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, cool
I missed the K, got distracted there for a moment.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Has Feliz pitched?
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nay
Do you still hate cruz?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I will know by May 15th.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's been Benson, Harrison, Diamond, Lizard, Daigle and now Moscoso.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gah
I knew I was forgetting someone.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
completely random
just stumbled on (braves prospect) Tommy Hanson’s AFL line.
10 hits, 49 k’s in 28.2 innings for a .63 era.
AFL isnt particularly meaningful, but that was…. impressive.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jesus.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I motion that all Feliz 'K' signs appear as such:

You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I second the motion
by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+3
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How bout this?

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Much better.
Resize it and we are all good.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know man
it kinda looks like a promo for a horror film…
by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like dook. Rodney just likes it because he doesn't like mine.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Width= 200…

… or width = 150?

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Eh
That looks like something out of those Japanese Anime comics.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I've got it

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yes
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 5:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+2
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 5:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ok
but OC gets credit for the meaty part of the idea….
by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 5:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he still may top it
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Make the eyes
K’s and it’s gold.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Feb 26, 2009 9:41 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
It’s a joint effort.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
maybe a Ranger cap??
Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!
by bspate on Feb 25, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Moscoso out - Brian Corey in
Leaves with 2 on, and two outs, I think.zz
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
and prompty walks another to load the bases
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 4:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Got out of it though.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm having a hard time concentrating on the audio broadcast, here.
It’s just kind of background noise for my Web surfing, and I sure can’t sit still just listening to something.
Sounds like it’s time I get out to the park and watch a game.
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 4:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
These announcers are pretty boring
They’re not doing a good job of keeping their audience in the game at all.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Golson with a double
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dude
I didn’t know Golson was black.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yep been that way all his life.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He's 2-2 then?
box score shows him with a single…
by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OT: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OctoPsychoMomSkank offered $1mil by Vivid.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I saw that also
Please burn my eyes out. I shiver just at the thought of it.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a porn production company
Google it or Wiki it.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
glad I didnt' google it
and get a bunch of malware
by Goyogringo on Feb 25, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
touche'
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd never heard of it
But it took me about 5 seconds of reading to figure it out…
by RachelB on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Should we have a pool
guessing the title? I’m betting Octopussy.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Feb 25, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
MaxRam rbi single
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 25, 2009 4:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
MaxRam with a shattered bat RBI single
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Maximiliano!!!
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"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
IF
you are bored you should check out the Royals Review…. “The Rangers suck…swinging at everything they see…totally hack-tastic…someone had better teach them the importance of a little something called OBP!”
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 4:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
losing bradley is going to hurt our obp a bit this year
was quite nice last year if i recall.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sour grapes.
10-5 sour grapes, that is.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should post on RR
Hey, it IS just batting practice, right ?
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Done
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Response?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Feb 25, 2009 4:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid
but, if you get pounded in “batting practice” then you are in trouble….
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Section 339 on Feb 25, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
woooo SMOAK!
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Feb 25, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
what did he do exactly
I was on the phone.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Feb 25, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Double, I think
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
*RBI double.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Smoak 2-2
Gotta love that.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And
Keens 2-3
Hammy 2-3 +HR
Blalock 2-3 +3B +HR
Cruz 2-3 +HR
Davis 2-3
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
dirty
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

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