Spring game #1 -- lineup and chat
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 25, 2009 11:03 AM CST
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PrintThe S-T has the lineup for today's game up, and it appears to have the starters in it, although neither Andruw Jones nor Marlon Byrd is playing (David Murphy is out there, instead).
Read into that what you will.
Jeff Wilson will also be doing a live chat during the game, which you can check out here.
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MLB GameDay should be here
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_02_25_kcamlb_texmlb_1
Don’t complain if it doesn’t update very often. It’s better than nothing.
GO RANGERS!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
There is an official "mlb.com at bat" app for the ipod touch/iphone
That will provide gameday audio (not sure if it requires a separate subscription.. probably) and live video highlights as well as the gameday balls/strikes thing in the regular season.. not sure what all it will have in ST.
Its not up yet though, it just says coming soon (there was a version last year, though it didnt have as many features).
the preceding post was a great success.
i should mention
it will cost money, i think 10 dollars.
i don’t know of any free way to get that much info, though there are a lot of free apps that give boxscores as the game goes.
the preceding post was a great success.
I think it will be
if you download the free version of the one out there and go to “extras” then “mlb.com videos” you can watch a preview video of what the new app will have.
Supposedly it will have gameday audio for every game (home and away broadcasts).
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Online Broadcast
I signed up for the MLB.tv audio. 15 bucks for the year. Looks like its covered today out of KC radio.
I had mlb.tv two years ago and it was decent. Any improvements since? Hard to jsutify when I have the baseball package on directv.
Rocky Mountain Ranger
A Marlon Byrd / Andruw Jones fistfight isn't out of the realm of possibility, is it?
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
I like
the look of that lineup with Nellie in the 4 hole. I hope he can get his head right this year and blow the f up behind Hambone. And if Blalock is behind him, that may provide a little protection for him. Don’t particulary care for Benson getting the bump though. Not sure I want him eating innings unless JD is hoping to flip him around the 31st of July.
Hindman with some bloggy notes
Diamond had struggled with establishing a solid breaking ball throughout his tenure with the Rangers organization since coming out of the University of New Orleans and, by his own admission, the bender he was throwing last year was the best breaking ball he’d ever had.
Well, the curve is now evidently gone in favor of a hard slider and I got reports from two players who are very impressed with what they’ve seen from the 2004 first rounder so far this spring.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
ver
surprised he didn’t mention the two players’ names…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Quit it!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
+1
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by octoberty on Feb 25, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hmn
Based on all the raving last year, and his arm history, I think I would’ve rather he kept the curveball.
Of course, the issue is moot if the slider turns out to be just as impressive.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
no curve?
NoName will be disappointed, IIRC, he was touting Diamond’s curve recently.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Yep
I already discussed that with him today.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 25, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
"Read into that what you will."
I read it to mean that David Murphy is clearly the superior LF’er and will start 145 games there this year…but then again, I’m partially illiterate.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
Sounds like a good analysis to me
And while we’re at it, Kris Benson is clearly our Opening Day starter.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
B-Mac with TR:
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
wow BMac looks good..
not nearly as gaunt as he looked last year, he must of gained a lot of weight.
Hopefully with that weight gain comes a few miles on the fastball and a little less brittleness.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
Is
TR a zombie?
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Pocket Ninja on Feb 25, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, don't get excited it's only spring training...
Okay, don’t get excited, it’s only spring training…
Fuck it, I’m pumped. BASEBAAAAAAALLL!
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Yay, baseball
Andrus’s first action is a 4-6-3 DP. Benson had allowed a gb single to Coco Crisp.
"There's a bailout coming but it's not for you." -- Neil Young
Too soon to call him Ozzie Jr?
Smoak is Mickey Mantle Part 2, so we might as well get a good comp for Elvis.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
Honus Wagner?
Or is Didier old enough to have seen him play?
We couldn't have known it at the time but we definitely killed the wrong Belushi brother.
It's Hammer Time!!!
Finally…wooooo
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i saw that Carlos Hernandez
the one time future ace of the Astros, has reemerged with the Rays and pitched two scoreless innings for them today.
I hope he does well, cause, ya know, the Rays need more good, cheap pitching. Joking aside, it is always nice to see guys regroup from injuries to have solid careers.
have we
scored 7 runs yet this inning?
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions
almost there
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
MLB Network
They were supposed to be showing the Giants/Indians game but are showing Prime 9. Good thing I am able to watch the game on the Fox Sports Ohio station.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
Looks like it
I think they are taking the direct feed from the fs ohio station.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Hammy saved by an error.
Alright cruz, get some cleanup rbis before you go play in the wbc..
the preceding post was a great success.
We'll take it!
error by Teahan
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Wait
Mark Teahen’s at second base? LOL, WUT.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
x
Nelson Cruz 2 RBI single. Rangers 2, Royals 0.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
good for you Nelly!
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Nellie!
That’s good to see.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
is for me
how is everyone else following the game?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Gameday audio.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
I think
they only update after each half inning because I’m still seeing nothing for the Rangers
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions
HAMMMMMERIN HANK WOOO!
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the royals will come back!!!
the rangers don’t know what a REAL team looks like
you suckers have no chance, oklahoma is ours
by Freneau on Feb 25, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oh, how I missed GDTs
This is our warm-up too, right?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
yes it is!
welcome Madam…
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Thank you
I have to go to my other job in about 20 minutes. I actually cut out of my other job early with the excuse of “errands.” I just needed to hear a little baseball today.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
4 runs
close to my 1st inning prediction of 7…
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:22 PM CST reply actions
BABY RUSTY!!!!!!!
does his thing!
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WOOOOOOO HANK!
Time for an image experiment:
(Not very good, I know.)
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
the official first game day image...of '09
well done Jonny!
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It's just good to see a game day image :)
WTG, Jon
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, I knew this would be enjoyable the second I heard Ho-Rams name.
the preceding post was a great success.
I think
the obvious bottom line here is even with a guy like Horacio Ramirez on the mound, the Rangers are going to rake…
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions
Got an RBI out of it at least.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
come on J-ROD
keep it going now.
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what did
Davis do…
I’m flying blind here
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions
Single, I think
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
singled
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
I love listening to announcers
sound out Salty’s name…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
I actually almost feel bad for him this season
He was already being booed regularly, and now there’s just more fuel for the fire.
Almost.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
update
on the Davis at bat that is
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Elvis is in the house!
single!
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Elvis has left the infield
(with a single to left)
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions
Uhh, exactly.
/Grubes
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
so great
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Huh
don’t know what happened to the link, 2nd try:
http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/story/1209984.html
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
And we've batted around in the first inning
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
6-0 Texas on a Kinsler RBI single
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
wow
like the good ole days..haha
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over/under
on terrible Elvis jokes by Lewin this year.
Setting the number at 50
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions
Over
Easy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Way, way, way, way, way, way, way over.
In fact, I’d put my life savings on the over. All $304.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Way over
I’ll wager $305 Bob…
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
50 per game?
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
score?
could someone tell me the score… im too cheap to get mlb radio
Texas Rangers- You hang 'em, we bang 'em!
6-0
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
6-0
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
one came in on a salty chop ball
and one on a kinsler single.
the preceding post was a great success.
Salty FC and with a Kinsler RBI single.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Salty grounded into a fielders choice, Kinsler singled him home after Andrus' hit.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
This Lineup
Is Raking.
Imagine the perfect scenario where everyone ends up being great this year… like nellie, hank, andruw, davis, wow.
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c
by FormerLSBUser on Feb 25, 2009 2:30 PM CST reply actions
Can we spend the first afternoon
imagining the perfect storm of Rangers greatness?
I don't see why not..
we’ve been doing it for 30 something years already.
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Lead story on SportsCenter on August 14, 2009
"The Texas Rangers won their 40th consecutive game, drubbing the Red Sox 14-1 behind a pair of grand slams from Elvis Andrus. The win clinches not only the division, but also home-field advantage throughout the playoffs.
In a strange turn of events, the ceremonial first pitch was thrown out by relative unknown Ben Morris, wearing a dress formerly owned by Melissa Lima, wife of former Major League pitcher Jose Lima."
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
by ghtd36 on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 11 recs
LOL
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Haha, that's crazy!
No way this thing wins 40 in a row.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ha ha ha
I’m rec’ing this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
....
“During the game, a conspicuous group of people followed Jim Knox around the ballpark, standing uncomfortably close during in-game interviews and segments. Later, Knox said he had no idea what was going on.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Outstanding.
I line ’em up, she knocks ’em down.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
BLEH
Golden Face makes 2 outs.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
Eh
Oh well….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
From the Audio
it actually sounds like KC just really sucks…..so far…
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
MY SUCKS!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Boooo MY
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
WTF????
I just sat through two minutes of horrific debt consultation, et al commercials on The Fan, then Mike O comes on to do the “Ticker”, and he doesn’t even give the game score?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…FAILED!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Oh, thank you The Ticket.
I just got a Rangers game update, on the radio. What will they think of next???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I don't want AUDIO!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 25, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Boo...I don't wanna go to work
I’d rather stay here and play with you all…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
Sorry Charlie.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
LOLOLOL
yeh Hun, just call in sick.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
Wish I could
But people need to workout, and if I don’t show up, they can’t
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
put em on ...
auto-pilot for the day
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The doors are locked
I don’t want them breaking the windows to workout. :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
This is like the fifth variation of this image. Its not really getting any funnier.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
A couple choice quotes.
LMAO! — Rodney
LOLOLOL — BigGuns/LAMF
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Sure, go for it!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Gee since you put it that way.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
4-0!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
I went to the KC radio flagship website hoping that the play by play would be broadcast
It’s not happening.
I wonder if KRLD will allow the play-by-play will work over the internet tomorrow. My radio doesn’t pick up the AM signal at work.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I dont think they are allowed to do that
MLB.com has exclusive rights i think for any internet broadcasting.
the preceding post was a great success.
I don't think KRLD is doing the games anymore
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah...
The Fan (105.3 FM) will be broadcasting weekday games. That should work just fine.
Last year, I remember listening to Victor Rojas on the MLB.com feed over my work computer.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
It
Will be on 105.3 tomorrow
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Pocket Ninja on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Ouch
That sounded massive.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
agreed
i heard it perfectly on the audio
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
Benson
just got owned
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
Double Play Combo
Any one watching to see how the Kinsler to Andrus exchange went???
they
just turned a nice one, low throw by kins to 1, but smooth transition apparently
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
I'm just listening
with MLB audio, so I’m relying on the KC radio crew,
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
so they have turned two
twice already in the two innings? Is that right?
so that's it for Benson?
not bad, not bad.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
My MLB text alert for Hank's HR
just came through
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
How do you get those?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Text "Rangers" to
MLBGO
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Cool, I'll try it.
Although MetroPCS is greatness, it fails on texting to things such as that, and radio stations and such.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Standard text message rates apply?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Yes
Plus it’s 3.99/month
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by The Best Micah on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
whhoooahhhh the Great Hambino!!!
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Hammy!!!!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
WOOOOO HAMMY!!!!
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Oppo taco
for Hammy!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
it's perfect
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
OH YEAH!!!!
I so needed that, Drew!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
i love that
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Wow!!
That’s AWESOME!!!
Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!
WOW thats REALLLLLLLLLLY COOL Shep
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I guess that's a good note to leave on
I’ll check back to read the thread when I get home at 6:30.
GO RANGERS!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
WOW NELLY GOES DEEEEEP
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haha love that one!
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wow
been building up your image reserve during the off-season?!
He brought out this arsenal of goodness before last season ended.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Wooo Nelly!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
WHOOOAAAAAHHH NELLIE!!!
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by LSJ on Feb 25, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Is that a new one?
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
Yep
Came up with that during the offseason.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
You musta been channeling
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
this
is ridiculous….b2b2b
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
wait sorry
triple
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
Woo Hooo
Just got my tickets from the 10 pack in… looks like I’ll be in section 46 row 3 a feww times this year
And now Hank triples. THIS. IS. AWESOME.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Little help?
Anyone with a quick game summary so far?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Two double plays turned by Kinsler and Andrus
in the first two innings then KC sucks and the Rangers are taking BP
KC pitching
looks like a bunch of little leaguers so far……it’s derby time for texas
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
Our bats are en fuego
6-run first frame by our guys, Cruz has 3 RBI already… he, Blalock and Hamilton all have dingers.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Royals getting bitch slapped!
quick enough?
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Is there a free option to listen?
I went to mlb.com but they want my money… I have none to spare
in the same boat.
can’t find anything and gameday sucks.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
gotta shell out the 15
for MLB audio, i think its worth it, but it’s still money
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
I did...
this morning. :)
I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler
Yeah, it is
I know even 15 bucks can be a big deal for some folks (like me) though. But for 15 bucks, you get to listen to every game on the schedule… good value.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Still money? lol
After a teensie paypal fraud hit my account Monday, I have like -$1500 in my account. Do negative dollars work for that?
LOL
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Some hosting company got frauded
and ran it through my paypal account. $2500 later, I’m hosed until payday.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!
/not really, but this is fun
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
KC's manager is BETTER!!!
/JW
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
9-2
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
10-2
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
*9
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
This is like ridiculous day down at the deli
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Elebenty zillion-1
Did we win???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Matt Harrison Starts Off Well
First AB bomb
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Whoops
Matty gets a rude greeting from Olivo…
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Former Ranger DeRosa
goes yard for Cleveland lets hope he doesnt do that APR 6-9
He can do that 4 times on April 7 for all I care.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I dont even want him thinking
about going yard on the 7th.
DeRo My HeRoⓒ
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I always had a soft spot for him too
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
my spot wasn't so soft...
kidding
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please don't start crying...
Baby Huey…I can’t take that on opening spring training day.
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Hahaha!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
they
imported the jet stream from arlington
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
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Struggggling....
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Harrison's having a rough time
Guess we know why Mike Maddux didn’t want him to start today.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
no this is why you have the projected
starter ACTUALLY START..WHAT A CONCEPT
After a walk and a single.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Yeah, the inning's over
Just not as quickly as Matt would’ve liked.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Rangers on pace for 40 runs this game...
Can they do it?
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exactly!
so what if the bullpen is wiped out by opening day!
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Hey, we're still a month and a half away from Opening Day.
Plenty of time to rest those bullpen arms, there!
We’ll make our starters pitch complete games no matter how they go…
yep and win 40 to 39
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No Way
the pitchers are always ahead this time of Spring Training. They’ll be lucky to score…what? oh, nevermind.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Feb 25, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not...
As worried about Holland and Feliz not recording an out anymore…
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
I’m having flashbacks…score a bunch of runs….allow a bunch of runs…score a bunch of runs….allow a bunch of runs…..ballgame
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
But seriously
is TR a ZOMBIE???
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
Has anybody else explored the Texas Rangers Wikipedia Page?
Playoff futility
The Rangers (when combined with their predecessor the Senators) hold several distinctions for playoff futility:
They are one of only three current MLB franchises which have yet to appear in the World Series (the others are the Seattle Mariners and the Washington Nationals), and the oldest active MLB franchise yet to appear
Not only are the Rangers the oldest MLB franchise not to appear in the World Series, they are the oldest franchise in all the four major pro sports leagues to have never appeared in the league’s championship
Not only have the Rangers not appeared in the World Series, they are the only current MLB franchise which has yet to win a playoff series
In their history the Rangers have won only one playoff game, on the road at Yankee Stadium in the franchise’s first playoff game; they have never won a home playoff game
That's rhetorical.
I mean, that’s rhetorical.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Young walks...
Here comes Hammy…
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Hammy singles...
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
can't wait
for the season to start
so we can make some new photoshops
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
Someone needs to put on a tutorial...
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
hmmm
1) “borrow” an image from somewhere
2) alter picture OR simply put on text
3) if it ain’t funny, at least have it be topical
4) post it
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
5) Profit?
Check the stats, absolutely, but look at the face.
-Bruce Jenkins
by BHill on Feb 25, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Also, if you’re going to borrow pictures, at least download them to your desktop, upload them to TinyPic, and use that. Don’t be a bandwidth thief.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
This can't be stressed enough.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
just give the ball to diamond and donnelly
Thomas Diamond, Elizardo Ramirez, Brendan Donnelly, Casey Daigle, Brian Gordon, and Guillermo Moscoso are also scheduled to pitch in relief
Let the Goateed monster do it again...
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
They're just getting you in
“ass whip” shape…lol.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
oh shit.....
Royals announcers talking about what the Rangers rotation could of been.. I always hate that part.
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here comes H H
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Haha
I work for an hour and then come back to this page and boom look at all these fanatical postings!
Offense looks good.
Rocky Mountain Ranger
Dear Royals announcers:
Go look at a few organizational depth charts and shut the fuck up.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
DIAAAAAAAMONDDDD TIIIIMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1-1
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
1-2
Strike swinging
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
2-2
High and away
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
3-2
High and away
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Ball 4...
Balls
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
x
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Wow
really wish I could hear the game…
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
+1
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I dont like Diamond working high every pitch
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Over 300 comments so far
Dare I say we might need a second thread?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Runners on 1st and 2nd
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None
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
For "Matt" Diamond
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
All right... I'm here and caught up.
And somehow I have Gameday Audio access. I guess I paid for it… at some point.
Go Rangers!
I believe its part of the MLB TV package
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It is,
But I haven’t paid for that since last year.
Hey, I’m not gonna stress over it. I’m listening to the RANGERS game!
/homer
you know what...
the same thing happened to me last year, but I eventually got charged for it..
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Having just signed up today....
I noticed the sneaky checkbox already checked to autosubscribe for next season. Prob forgot to uncheck it.
Rocky Mountain Ranger
It was during drunk GDT last year.
Don’t you remember???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I think I actually had to come back and read that one anyway...
Ended up going out with friends instead of being the only sober participant in that one…
I'm glad you said that
Because i checked and have it too
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Good!
And somewhere, bigsteve groans…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
huh?
Why would that make me groan?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I was trying to remember a TD
hater, and your name popped in my head.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No not a hater
Im not in the Diamond lover camp either but I don’t hate the guy. I hope he does well this year and solidifies himself as a good bullpen option.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Another K for "Matt" Diamond
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Out of the inning, good work Tommy D...
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That 18K/9IP...
…, Mr Glass-Half-Empty
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Like a white Pedro?
Nice.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Diamond?
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
Sonic Patty Melt sounds delcious...
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Dude, I was gonna get one of those recently.
Then I looked up the nutrition info…UGLY!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I don't even want to know.
I’m already having self-control issues at Sonic…
The Patty Melt would probably just make me sick.
don't ask don't tell!
just eat it Rodney! It’s not like ya do it everyday.
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Ugghh, it sounds good,
but it would prolly come out the other end at Sonic Speeds!
(pun intended)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
any sandwich with the word patty and melt in it....
vomit.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Oh really?
I’d eat that :p
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
she looks like a hobbit
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Ok, then she should be a
spinner, correct?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
no. she looks thin
but somethin’ about the butterface – and that nasty lookin’ sandwich
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
The other pics were rated R.
I didn’t have many choices.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
lol. so that's not cheese?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Nice work by Diamond after the rough start to the inning.
Liking what I saw (well, heard anyway) there.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Don't put Diamond and Rough in the same sentence...
It’ll give shitty reporters headline material…
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by RangerFloppy on Feb 25, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Where's Josey?
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Blalack is more likely to cycle
He’s already got the tough ones.
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Through 4...
9-5 Texas
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"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
+1 Matty tear...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I heard there were 2...
he’s got to warm up the tears too ya know..so he’ll be completely blubbering by July.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
I really hope not.
I want good things for him this year.
But, it’s always fun to OVERREACT in the GDT! :)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yeh he'll have a good year...
it may get a little wet on the bad days but that’s cool.
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Travis "Matcalf"
The announcers have Matt on the brain.
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions
KC goes down 1-2-3
Arias throws all the way to 1st without bouncing it.
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions
Heh
And that’s always the way it goes down, ain’t it?
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
of course the reason
is actually because Teagarden was behind the plate. he makes every pitcher better.
From the right side
dugout?
giggle…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Andruw's up...
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
and then down
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
Didn't take too long...
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Ondrew
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Nope, you are below him ;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
OMG Rodney..
you’re in mid-season form already!
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No! I wasn't being rude.
I was going by posting order – lol!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
oh ok .. excuse my dirty mind ...eom
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Watch it you hussy!
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Detroit has plenty
They already had a stockpile set up for Miggy.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
also notable
Texas leads in the error count department, 0-3, which is nice to see.
by clark on Feb 25, 2009 3:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Can a black man get a score update 'round here?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Lineout DP ends the top of the 6th
Still 9-5.
Royals announcers are starting to make me cathartic.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
9-5 top 6
All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
Inning ending line out, 9-5 bottom 6
All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
MaxRam is up
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Popped up, actually.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
OMG
cats up! i can’t wait!
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
Ketchup?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Hmmm
First Last at bat this year as a Ranger?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
haha ...we can only hope
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Woah, 416 posts already.
Oops, I forgot:
No one obsesses over Rangers baseball.
417…421…dammit! 422 sigh…423
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
at least josh lewin
doesn’t talk about the scrapple value of salty and cats name like the KC announcers are doing..but he comes really close..
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
srcabble*
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
Josh is a lot more fun than this.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
jesus i still cant spell....scrabble**
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
It was fnnuy though.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Abstilutly
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
trible wurd score
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Rpeyl
Is your friend.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Smoak with a nice play at first, according to the KC guys
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
I
Hope I get my mini plan tickets soon. So I can stare at them.
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
what a stab by Smoak .....woooo
not really but it sounds good.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
is a stab by Smoak like
a shot by Dark?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
hmmm good question...
no it’s more like a shot by Patron.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
What is the score and what inning?
Thanks
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
9-5, top 7?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
9-5 Rangers, Bottom 7
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Thanks
I wonder if Matt started to cry after he got bombed.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
he was "warming up"
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
You can follow here, Boomer:
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_02_25_kcamlb_texmlb_1
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Cool thanks Rodney
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
It's kinda sllow though
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
smoak up
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
Woot, Smoak with a single
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
hit!
good start by smoak…..
-Feldman '12
"Bush also yelled "I'm Matt (expletive) Bush," and "(expletive) East County," before driving over a curb in his Mercedes when leaving the campus"
10-5, Arias with and RBI single
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
tenderloin
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Jack Arias!!!!!
no not hairy ass…..Air -e -S
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You know the economy sucks when:
The annoying ice cream trucks with the shitty loud music switch to pushcarts with bells.
Win!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
what did ya get?
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I would never buy from them.
Their existence is my bane.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I don't blame ya..
I’m always a little leery of those guys who drive those trucks. Background checks anyone?
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Andruw not impressing too much in his first couple AB's.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
You meanie!
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
come on now
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Screw MLB Gameday, sheesh.
Smaok is still at bat.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
OMG, it just switched to Arias.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
And a pop-up and strike out
in 5 seconds. Inning over.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Guillermo Moscoso on the mound.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
hahaha yeh let's have some icecream!
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
x
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
2 walks so far.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Now a popout to second.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Looks like he's coming out now.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Yah, I think so.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
I will know by May 15th.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's been Benson, Harrison, Diamond, Lizard, Daigle and now Moscoso.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
completely random
just stumbled on (braves prospect) Tommy Hanson’s AFL line.
10 hits, 49 k’s in 28.2 innings for a .63 era.
AFL isnt particularly meaningful, but that was…. impressive.
the preceding post was a great success.
I motion that all Feliz 'K' signs appear as such:
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
+3
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
How bout this?
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Much better.
Resize it and we are all good.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
i don't know man
it kinda looks like a promo for a horror film…
It looks like dook. Rodney just likes it because he doesn't like mine.
You watch too many movies Sax.
by oc on Feb 25, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Okay
Width= 200…
… or width = 150?
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Eh
That looks like something out of those Japanese Anime comics.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by LSJ on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I've got it
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by LSJ on Feb 25, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yes
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
+1
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
+2
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
ok
but OC gets credit for the meaty part of the idea….
he still may top it
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
maybe a Ranger cap??
Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!
Moscoso out - Brian Corey in
Leaves with 2 on, and two outs, I think.zz
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions
and prompty walks another to load the bases
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 4:39 PM CST reply actions
Got out of it though.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
I'm having a hard time concentrating on the audio broadcast, here.
It’s just kind of background noise for my Web surfing, and I sure can’t sit still just listening to something.
Sounds like it’s time I get out to the park and watch a game.
These announcers are pretty boring
They’re not doing a good job of keeping their audience in the game at all.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Golson with a double
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Dude
I didn’t know Golson was black.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
yep been that way all his life.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
He's 2-2 then?
box score shows him with a single…
OT: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OctoPsychoMomSkank offered $1mil by Vivid.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I saw that also
Please burn my eyes out. I shiver just at the thought of it.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Really?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
It's a porn production company
Google it or Wiki it.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
glad I didnt' google it
and get a bunch of malware
touche'
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Should we have a pool
guessing the title? I’m betting Octopussy.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
OR
KeepPayingForMyPussy
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MaxRam rbi single
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
MaxRam with a shattered bat RBI single
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Maximiliano!!!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
IF
you are bored you should check out the Royals Review…. “The Rangers suck…swinging at everything they see…totally hack-tastic…someone had better teach them the importance of a little something called OBP!”
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
losing bradley is going to hurt our obp a bit this year
was quite nice last year if i recall.
the preceding post was a great success.
Sour grapes.
10-5 sour grapes, that is.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Someone should post on RR
Hey, it IS just batting practice, right ?
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Feb 25, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Done
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Pocket Ninja on Feb 25, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
Response?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Stupid
but, if you get pounded in “batting practice” then you are in trouble….
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Pocket Ninja on Feb 25, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Double, I think
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
*RBI double.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Smoak 2-2
Gotta love that.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
And
Keens 2-3
Hammy 2-3 +HR
Blalock 2-3 +3B +HR
Cruz 2-3 +HR
Davis 2-3
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
dirty
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Tons of fun.
It’s 12-5 and we’ve got like 20 hits.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
One of these:
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
HR to Billy Butler, I think.
They did most of the damage to Harrison.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Anne Murray coming in ..
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hmmm baseball jesus.. will tell ya.. i walked away
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I dunno either
I was editing the smiley-face again.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
I'm surprised he
hasn’t retired yet…
you and everyone else.
a lot of pitchers retire when they are actually with the Rangers.
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
Oh, that's just for Matty.
I cried a tear,
You wiped it dry
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
haha yeh she's perfect for him...
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Ballgame!
Helloooo win column (well, sorta).
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
woooo hello win column!!
got one under the belt folks…no blood, not too much sweat and just 2 tears!
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
Woohoo!!
Undefeated, bitches!!!
Chaaaaampionship!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!
597 comments.
Yay!
599 601 now…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
And still pretty good performance.
How many comments could GDTs handle last year before needed to start second thread?
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
Well they were generally made at 500..
but I never had any performance issues in the ones that went over unless he happened to be a gif crazy day… which still ran ok for me.
the preceding post was a great success.
Yep, usually capped around 500, unless AJM forgets.
This thread is starting to bog for me, but I have about 30 pages up in one browser, and two more in IE.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
IE and Gameday threads
IE has far and away the worst Javascript engine of all the major browsers so I would not recommend it to anyone for these threads since they auto-update using AJAX. I would at least switch to Firefox 3, but strong suggest considering trying out the new Safari 4 beta or Google Chrome.
I have IE up for work specific sites.
I am an Opera (ab)user, RC.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Did not know that, thanks RC.
I’ll stick with Opera for now though, as i routinely have 30+ tabs open, and I haven’t found anything else to do that without huge memory loss.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'm on FF 3.0
but with a 3-year-old computer.
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 25, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
400-500 is about my limit
Depending upon how many GIF’s/images there are and what other programs I’m running. I’m still sailing along right now considering I only had to run the Gameday Audio – when I’m running the TVants as well is when I have trouble.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
Wow:
One unique thing happened in the first: Chris Davis hit the cover off the ball. This wasn’t a Roy Hobbs job, but the stitches indeed broke and part of the cover was flapping.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
best moment on FWST GDT
jennifer: Hi Jeff
wilson: Jennifer is that you
jennifer: yes
Wilson: shouldn’t you be off work; don’t you have that thing this pm?
jennifer: shut the f$uck up.
wilson: language…
Wilson thought it was his wife…
They can't do
what we do.
They shouldn’t even try.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
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