Texas Rangers Photo Day
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Wes Cox
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Those unis suck.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Feb 25, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We look like the freaking Expos.
Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Max Ramirez still looks like a badass though.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.
by lonestarJon on Feb 25, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't know how to NOT look like a badass.
Double negative, FTW.
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by ghtd36 on Feb 26, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Eric Fry, eat your heart out.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Feb 26, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers better not add a pinstriped uniform in the future.
If that happens, my head will explode.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Feb 26, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't htink they're that bad...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 25, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nor do I.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Feb 26, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he needs a nickname for your guide
any suggestions?
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 26, 2009 7:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How about...
“Omar’s Little”
All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
by RangerFloppy on Feb 26, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I think it's too obvious
we may have to wait for a Wash description of his play after a good game to get anything useful.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 26, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Someone dropped a photoshopped Elvis with pompadour many moons ago.
It deserves resurfacing.
I have fulfilled all my prophecies; all my predictions are up to date.
My train is right on schedule.
by oc on Feb 27, 2009 12:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
:)
I have fulfilled all my prophecies; all my predictions are up to date.
My train is right on schedule.
by oc on Feb 28, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't think of one...
without making Elvis Presley references.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 26, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it will come in time
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Feb 26, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Lewin's wet dream
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by Wes Cox on Feb 27, 2009 1:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
new season
new mustache
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Feb 26, 2009 10:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
CJ
Where the hell is his blue glove? In this picture, it’s a Wilson brand glove.
Is his blue glove a Wilson, too?
Please refrain from volleyball jokes if at all possible.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Feb 26, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Judging from his latest MySpace blog
There may be no blue glove this year. He doesn’t think it goes with the red uni.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 26, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn Fashionistas
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Feb 26, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It should also be noted
C.J. isn’t all that impressed with the red uniforms. But, of course, he’ll wear whatever he’s told to wear.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 26, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not either
they’re ugly… in fact all the new uni’s are kind of hideous.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Feb 27, 2009 7:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually like the white ones shown here
I like the addition of the red piping.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller
by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 27, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously? That thin piece of thread on the sleeves adds something?
If you’re going to do piping, throw some on the front of the uniform. Give it a classic look.
I have fulfilled all my prophecies; all my predictions are up to date.
My train is right on schedule.
by oc on Feb 27, 2009 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman
just looks like a little kid. for being such a tall guy and possessing such a nasty slap, he just looks completely innocuous. CJ and E1 are the only two who seem to grasp the possibilities of photo day.
by clark on Feb 26, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hank...
looks like he had a long night.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 26, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm bored.
Here’s a crop of the full size CJ picture: http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc28/wescx/85072822.jpg
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by Wes Cox on Mar 1, 2009 8:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Andruw
is looking old. This is probably not a new development but it’s the first time I noticed it. Geez.
by Slaw on Mar 3, 2009 11:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
He has Barry Bonds head
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
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