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What do Catherine Keener, Jami Gertz, Kristin Davis, Tawny Kitaen, Angela Featherstone, and Debra Messing all have in common (other than all being actresses and all never having been in my kitchen)?

 

 

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They all played women that Jerry dated on Seinfeld…..

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

There are others

Terry Hatcher – “They’re real and they’re spectacular.”
Marcia “Pimple Popper MD” Cross
Lauren Graham

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks Capt. Obvious

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

What I didn't get...

…is how many attractive women dated George.

Cuddy was on a couple of episodes as George’s girlfriend.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 26, 2009 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

btw

what is with Cuddy’s new hairstyle this season? not digging the bangs.

by SteveP on Feb 26, 2009 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Sticking to the Seinfeld theme

She looks like she washed her hair in Jerry’s low flow shower.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree

It’s just too bad that your boobs are bigger than hers.

"LSB: We’re all-scaploading, all the time." -AJM

by BAC on Feb 26, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Debra Messing

is perhaps my school’s (Brandeis) most famous alumni.

by Agreen07 on Feb 26, 2009 5:15 PM CST reply actions  

By the way

As a Seinfeld geek I feel obligated to do this….

Catherine Keener played the artist that painted The Kramer – “He’s a lothesome offensive brute, yet I cannot look away.”

Jami Gertz played the chick that wouldn’t “spare a square” and was also a flinty voiced phone sex operator.

Kristin Davis played a girl whose toothbrush Jerry accidentally dropped in the toilet and didn’t tell her.

Tawny Kitaen really was the stupid actress that dated George first but then Jerry fell under her spell when he went to her apartment to pick up George’s books.

Angela Featherstone was the maid that Jerry slept with.

And Debra Messing played a woman that was in a relationship that Jerry and Elaine were waiting to end so they could swoop in.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

Dangit

Tawny Kitaen did play an actress but the whole George book thing was another girl.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Tawny led

to the chess match between his brain and his penis.. if im not mistaken.. great episode

A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..

by Jtiner09 on Feb 27, 2009 7:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Jami Gertz

The big syndicated hits – Seinfeld, Raymond, 2 1/2 Men, 70’s show – I ‘ve seen every episode so many times that the search for variety has deposited me onto Still Standing at 9:00 every night. That’s pretty low.

by shroomer on Feb 26, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

She is cute on the show though

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Jami Gertz/Melanie Smith

I always thought they looked alike. Melanie Smith was the woman Jerry made out with during Schindler’s List and George served lobster to at the Hamptons. I used to think they were the same for a while which made the plot during Jami Gertz’s episode not make sense.

Serenity now, insanity later.

-Lloyd Braun

by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 26, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Still Standing

Not a bad show

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 26, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Amanda Peet was another

She was living with ‘The Dude’ while dating Jerry.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Feb 26, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

And Jane Leeves

As the Virgin

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

My signature is from the Southern girl that dumped him

That was her reason.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Feb 26, 2009 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

But you're a cashier!!!

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol

“I can’t be with someone if I don’t respect what they do for a living”

“But you’re a cashier”

Ben Stiller’s wife was another one, can’t remember her real name. Marcia in the Brady Bunch Movie.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Feb 26, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Christine Taylor

been in love with her since ‘Hey Dude’… she’s only gets hotter the older she gets

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by WhipSmart on Feb 26, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes. Thank you

Saved me a trip to IMDB.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Feb 26, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

no doubt

she was/is still one of my faves.. Hey Dude was a good show back in the day

A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..

by Jtiner09 on Feb 27, 2009 7:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Thought about this just the other day

Jerry is not an attractive man. While it’s not acceptable in many circles to acknowledge a man as being handsome, it’s cool to say a guy’s not very good looking, and Jerry is that. I’ve never bought the whole “Jerry dates hot chicks.” Especially when he says that 95% of the population is undateable. That should include Jerry Seinfeld. Sure, he lived in a decent NY apartment and drove an audi, but that’s not enough money to overcome his homeliness.

That always drove me up a wall. His condescending hair-lipped demeanor.

by WyoRanger on Feb 26, 2009 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

He was actually dating

Tawny Kitaen in real life back then, and since he was kind of playing himself, celebrities do well with the ladies.

You mean you don’t believe women when they say they’re attracted to a good sense of humor. :)

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Feb 26, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's the difference

In real life he had boatloads of money, was a successful TV star, etc. On the show he was just a standup comedian, lived a decent life but didn’t make enough money to pull the chicks on that show. A sense of humor only goes so far in overcoming a smarmy, narcisistic, anal attitude.

by WyoRanger on Feb 26, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

He had money.

Don’t you remember the Cadillac and Elaine’s reaction to him having that much money?

by Andy Seiler on Feb 26, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Brain Posehn is one of the ugliest human beings in the history of the Earth and he has a decent looking wife.

I could only find one pic of her (in fact I’m not even sure that’s her), but I saw her on some sort of comedy skit thing and she was pretty decent.

And Posehn is in much the same celebrity range that Jerry is supposed to be in on the show… only much, much uglier.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Feb 26, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah, but Posehn has said many times that she is practically the only woman he hasn't had to pay to fuck him. Ever.

Posehn 1, Longhorn 0.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

...at the time, I wasn’t being truthful with myself. How could I be truthful with Katie Couric or CBS?

by Brian Thomas on Feb 26, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

lol.

One of your better zings, Sauce.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Feb 26, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude

Have you seen Body O Lies yet?

Mark Strong, Trey Wingo’s gangodoppler, knocks another one out of the park. Fucking chops,broheim.

Get on board.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

...at the time, I wasn’t being truthful with myself. How could I be truthful with Katie Couric or CBS?

by Brian Thomas on Feb 26, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

True

But Posehn isn’t nailing every hot chick he meets. For Christ’s sake Jerry hooked up with a model on an airplane! All he had to rely on was the fact he was sitting in first class and his looks. That’s not happening.

by WyoRanger on Feb 26, 2009 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Humor wins out every time

Even if you don’t have all the assembled parts.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Feb 26, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to think she was cute

No, not the lesbian, the other one. No, not that lesbian.

by WyoRanger on Feb 26, 2009 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

If you have a pleasing personality, a little bit of fame, and some money it doesn't matter how mediocre looking you are.

Seal, FTW.

And then there’s Marco Jaric, who looks like a cross eyed cartoon cat.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Feb 26, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 26, 2009 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

It’s funny, though

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 26, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

And Peter is a Ballchinian

And I watched MiB II again the other night, and continue to boggle at how bad it was, and how inconsistent it was with the first movie.

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 26, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't believe how empty the building is

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 26, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

my tv crush right now is

courtney thorne-smith

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 26, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

The sitcom couples never match

Ray Romano-Patricia Heaton
Jami Gertz-That fat guy
Kevin James-Leah Remini
Barney-Betty

For us 30 and aboves: Suzanne Pleshette was sexy, Bob Newhart not so much.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Feb 26, 2009 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Leah Remini

love her

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 26, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That's because

the tv formula — and this is law, apparently — is smart, savvy, good-looking wife, overweight, uncouth, bumbling idiot husband.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 26, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

I think the last realistic sitcom couple was Jack and Norma Arnold on ‘The Wonder Years’.

How could I forget Larry David-Cheryl Hines on the previous list? Something about her.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Feb 26, 2009 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

whatever happened to

Linda Fiorentino?

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Feb 26, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

They pretty much just wrote her off

Said some BS about how she wanted to go back to the morgue.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Feb 26, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

But you like

Kids in the Hall, so your taste is fairly suspect.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Feb 27, 2009 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Say what you want about Lyle Lovett

But he’s a fine musician and he gives hope to the rest of us that we, too, could one day hook up with a hottie.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Feb 26, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

This is like when Longhorn expresses his love for Taylor Teagarden

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 26, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

stop it

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Feb 27, 2009 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

jewish

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Feb 26, 2009 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

OK, I'll bite

What are you talking about?

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Feb 27, 2009 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

What do Catherine Keener, Jami Gertz, Kristin Davis, Tawny Kitaen, Angela Featherstone, and Debra Messing all have in common (other than all being actresses and all never having been in my kitchen)?

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Feb 27, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

give up

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 27, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

get a life

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Feb 27, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

burrnn

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Feb 27, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

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