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What do Catherine Keener, Jami Gertz, Kristin Davis, Tawny Kitaen, Angela Featherstone, and Debra Messing all have in common (other than all being actresses and all never having been in my kitchen)?
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They all played women that Jerry dated on Seinfeld…..
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by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:08 PM CST reply actions
There are others
Terry Hatcher – “They’re real and they’re spectacular.”
Marcia “Pimple Popper MD” Cross
Lauren Graham
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply actions
Thanks Capt. Obvious
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions
What I didn't get...
…is how many attractive women dated George.
Cuddy was on a couple of episodes as George’s girlfriend.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 26, 2009 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
Sticking to the Seinfeld theme
She looks like she washed her hair in Jerry’s low flow shower.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
By the way
As a Seinfeld geek I feel obligated to do this….
Catherine Keener played the artist that painted The Kramer – “He’s a lothesome offensive brute, yet I cannot look away.”
Jami Gertz played the chick that wouldn’t “spare a square” and was also a flinty voiced phone sex operator.
Kristin Davis played a girl whose toothbrush Jerry accidentally dropped in the toilet and didn’t tell her.
Tawny Kitaen really was the stupid actress that dated George first but then Jerry fell under her spell when he went to her apartment to pick up George’s books.
Angela Featherstone was the maid that Jerry slept with.
And Debra Messing played a woman that was in a relationship that Jerry and Elaine were waiting to end so they could swoop in.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:27 PM CST reply actions
Dangit
Tawny Kitaen did play an actress but the whole George book thing was another girl.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
I think Tawny led
to the chess match between his brain and his penis.. if im not mistaken.. great episode
A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..
Jami Gertz
The big syndicated hits – Seinfeld, Raymond, 2 1/2 Men, 70’s show – I ‘ve seen every episode so many times that the search for variety has deposited me onto Still Standing at 9:00 every night. That’s pretty low.
She is cute on the show though
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Jami Gertz/Melanie Smith
I always thought they looked alike. Melanie Smith was the woman Jerry made out with during Schindler’s List and George served lobster to at the Hamptons. I used to think they were the same for a while which made the plot during Jami Gertz’s episode not make sense.
Serenity now, insanity later.
-Lloyd Braun
by Kevin McBrayer on Feb 26, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Still Standing
Not a bad show
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Amanda Peet was another
She was living with ‘The Dude’ while dating Jerry.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
And Jane Leeves
As the Virgin
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by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
My signature is from the Southern girl that dumped him
That was her reason.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
But you're a cashier!!!
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Feb 26, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
“I can’t be with someone if I don’t respect what they do for a living”
“But you’re a cashier”
Ben Stiller’s wife was another one, can’t remember her real name. Marcia in the Brady Bunch Movie.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Christine Taylor
been in love with her since ‘Hey Dude’… she’s only gets hotter the older she gets
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Yes. Thank you
Saved me a trip to IMDB.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Thought about this just the other day
Jerry is not an attractive man. While it’s not acceptable in many circles to acknowledge a man as being handsome, it’s cool to say a guy’s not very good looking, and Jerry is that. I’ve never bought the whole “Jerry dates hot chicks.” Especially when he says that 95% of the population is undateable. That should include Jerry Seinfeld. Sure, he lived in a decent NY apartment and drove an audi, but that’s not enough money to overcome his homeliness.
That always drove me up a wall. His condescending hair-lipped demeanor.
He was actually dating
Tawny Kitaen in real life back then, and since he was kind of playing himself, celebrities do well with the ladies.
You mean you don’t believe women when they say they’re attracted to a good sense of humor. :)
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Here's the difference
In real life he had boatloads of money, was a successful TV star, etc. On the show he was just a standup comedian, lived a decent life but didn’t make enough money to pull the chicks on that show. A sense of humor only goes so far in overcoming a smarmy, narcisistic, anal attitude.
Brain Posehn is one of the ugliest human beings in the history of the Earth and he has a decent looking wife.
I could only find one pic of her (in fact I’m not even sure that’s her), but I saw her on some sort of comedy skit thing and she was pretty decent.
And Posehn is in much the same celebrity range that Jerry is supposed to be in on the show… only much, much uglier.


The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Feb 26, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yah, but Posehn has said many times that she is practically the only woman he hasn't had to pay to fuck him. Ever.
Posehn 1, Longhorn 0.
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
...at the time, I wasn’t being truthful with myself. How could I be truthful with Katie Couric or CBS?
by Brian Thomas on Feb 26, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
lol.
One of your better zings, Sauce.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Feb 26, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Dude
Have you seen Body O Lies yet?
Mark Strong, Trey Wingo’s gangodoppler, knocks another one out of the park. Fucking chops,broheim.
Get on board.
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
...at the time, I wasn’t being truthful with myself. How could I be truthful with Katie Couric or CBS?
by Brian Thomas on Feb 26, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
True
But Posehn isn’t nailing every hot chick he meets. For Christ’s sake Jerry hooked up with a model on an airplane! All he had to rely on was the fact he was sitting in first class and his looks. That’s not happening.
Humor wins out every time
Even if you don’t have all the assembled parts.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
If you have a pleasing personality, a little bit of fame, and some money it doesn't matter how mediocre looking you are.
Seal, FTW.

And then there’s Marco Jaric, who looks like a cross eyed cartoon cat.

The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Feb 26, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I know
It’s funny, though
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
And Peter is a Ballchinian
And I watched MiB II again the other night, and continue to boggle at how bad it was, and how inconsistent it was with the first movie.
by Adam J. Morris on Feb 26, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
you shoulda went to go see Lebron tonight...
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
I can't believe how empty the building is
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
my tv crush right now is
courtney thorne-smith

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
The sitcom couples never match
Ray Romano-Patricia Heaton
Jami Gertz-That fat guy
Kevin James-Leah Remini
Barney-Betty
For us 30 and aboves: Suzanne Pleshette was sexy, Bob Newhart not so much.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Leah Remini
love her
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
That's because
the tv formula — and this is law, apparently — is smart, savvy, good-looking wife, overweight, uncouth, bumbling idiot husband.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Yep
I think the last realistic sitcom couple was Jack and Norma Arnold on ‘The Wonder Years’.
How could I forget Larry David-Cheryl Hines on the previous list? Something about her.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
whatever happened to
Linda Fiorentino?
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
They pretty much just wrote her off
Said some BS about how she wanted to go back to the morgue.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Say what you want about Lyle Lovett
But he’s a fine musician and he gives hope to the rest of us that we, too, could one day hook up with a hottie.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
This is like when Longhorn expresses his love for Taylor Teagarden
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
OK, I'll bite
What are you talking about?
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Feb 27, 2009 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
What do Catherine Keener, Jami Gertz, Kristin Davis, Tawny Kitaen, Angela Featherstone, and Debra Messing all have in common (other than all being actresses and all never having been in my kitchen)?
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
give up
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
get a life
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
burrnn
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

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