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Cell phones have ruined sit-coms

There has been much talk in recent years about the death of the sit-com.  Googling that phrase in quotes brings up 8000 entries.

There has been no satisfactory explanation as to why the sitcom has died, though. 

However, I think I know the cause.

Cell phones.  Cell phones have ruined the sitcom.

Because so many comic situations revolve around missed connections and the like.  The ubiquity of cell phones nowadays eliminates a lot of potential comic opportunities.

For example...let's look at Seinfeld. 

My favorite Seinfeld episode is probably "The Bubble Boy."  If cell phones were ubiquitous in the early 90s, that episode wouldn't exist.  At the beginning, George would have called Jerry's cell phone and talked to him, rather than calling his home phone and leaving the answering machine message about Jerry's girlfriend laughing like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.  Thus, she would have gone to the cabin with Jerry instead of Elaine.

Then when Jerry was following George to the Bubble Boy's house, if there were cellphones, when Jerry lost George, he would have just called him and they would have been able to reconnoiter.  Jerry and Elaine wouldn't have been stuck at the diner.  George and Susan wouldn't have been playing Trivial Pursuit alone with the Bubble Boy.  Kramer would have called George and Jerry to say that he was coming to the cabin, resulting in them figuring out an excuse for him not to come, thus eliminating the issue of the cigar being left in the cabin.  The cabin then wouldn't have burned down. 

That carries over into the next episode, when the cabin burning down reveals that Susan's father and John Cheever were lovers, but that's another issue.

But think of other episodes of Seinfeld.  "The Parking Garage"...in that episode, they would have split up, each of the four searching a separate area of the garage, and whoever found the car would have called or texted the others when it was discovered.  Episode moot.

Same with the episode when they all saw "Rochelle Rochelle" separately, because they couldn't connect at the movie theater.  Or the episode where Jami Gertz didn't have a square to spare...Jerry and his g.f. were supposed to meet Elaine and her b.f. at the movies, but didn't connect.  A cell phone would have ensured they connected, thus making much of the ensuing stuff inapplicable.

There was the episode called "The Keys", dealing with conflict over abusing the Covenant of the Keys.  A key part of the episode was Jerry getting George to use his spare keys to Elaine's place to let Jerry in so that Jerry could get his spare keys.  Elaine discovers them.  If cell phones were around, Jerry would just call Elaine directly so she could get him the keys.

Or the episode where George and Jerry were supposedly gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)...the whole thing starts with Jerry not connecting with the NYU student who is supposed to interview him at Monk's.  Nowadays, he would have called her cell, found out she was there, they would have done the interview, and she wouldn't have overheard Elaine and George pretending that Jerry was gay.  The whole episode goes away.

The internet and other technological advances also contribute to the elimination of humorous situations in sitcoms -- for example, nowadays, Jerry would have a GPS to direct him to the Bubble Boy's house, or would print out directions with Google Map. 

But I think cell phones are the key.  Cell phones make it too easy for people to connect immediately.  That has eliminated too many humorous situations, and has killed the sitcom.

 

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And all along I thought it was just poor writing.

Fire Ron Washington

by pblack on Feb 28, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

I would agree with the poor writing

and creativity

Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!

by NothinG on Feb 28, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I actually forced myself to watch an episode of CSI this week, beginning to end.

And I could not help but laugh every 10 seconds… at either: a slick piece of dialogue, the overdramatic acting, or the poor character or story development.

The use of flashbacks… which CSI incorporates oh so often… is one of the crappiest forms of writing. It’s called expository: when you create a situation (a puzzling story or mystery) and then have a character explain how it all happened.

The CSI writers can get away with this because they have: attractive actors, slick editing and effects, and beautiful cinematography.

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by oc on Feb 28, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Was this CSI Miami?

Because I watch CSI Miami specifically to laugh. I’m really not sure if it’s purposeful schtick of the writers really are just that bad, but I’ll watch whole marathons.

by philkid3 on Feb 28, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

CSI: Miami is the one show I watch strictly as a guilty pleasure.

Regular flavor CSI isn’t bad- I’ve actually liked it with Fishburne- but this last week was a pretty weak episode.

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by RCCook on Feb 28, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's funny

So it’s all good.

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by lonestarJon on Feb 28, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly this is not an exaggeration

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Mar 1, 2009 12:03 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't get it. Do people watch this for the mystery? Or the comedy?

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by oc on Mar 1, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why not just set the sitcom in pre-1995?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
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by tyd3311 on Feb 28, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It would be great to have another

‘Wonder Years’, but I don’t think that writing could be matched.

Another problem is the networks don’t have patience anymore. ‘Cheers’ and ‘Seinfeld’ both started at the bottom of the ratings.

Not a sitcom, but I really enjoy ‘Life on Mars’, but it’s probably gonna be cancelled due to ratings. Oh yeah, it’s based in 1973, no cellphones.

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by scoop16 on Feb 28, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sitcoms are dead? Is that really vastly discussed?

At any point in color TV history wouldn’t it be true to say that there is only a handful of good sitcoms at any one time?

Today we have a handful of good sitcoms – Big Bang, Office, Earl, 2 1/2 Men – maybe a coupla more. Seems like a SOP sitcom slice of TV viewing history to me.

by shroomer on Feb 28, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

big bang is pretty good

and ‘how i met your mother’ ain’t too bad either, but I mostly because of Robin…

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by Longhorn on Feb 28, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The main character in

How I Met Your Mother is a douche.

by Brett Perryman on Feb 28, 2009 6:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

bob saget?

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by Longhorn on Feb 28, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he narrates it i believe

but anyway that show was funny the first few times i watched it but i quickly realized how awfully cliched it was and it just became unwatchable.

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Feb 28, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Big time agree

That show suffers from poor casting. I like the cute redhead and NPH – after that it’s all downhill.
Then there’s the touching wrap-up scene every show that makes me wanna puke.

by shroomer on Feb 28, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Barnabas Stinson carries that show

IMO, he’s easily one of the top three or four sitcom characters on tv.

I’ve recently become a huge Big Bang fan. There are times I just have to pause the show and laugh for a minute before restarting it. The characters are hysterical. Although, as I told someone not long ago, I think you probably enjoy the show more if you have nerd-like tendencies yourself.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Mar 1, 2009 8:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What?

The sitcom is alive and well. Have you seen “The Big Bang Theory”, “How I Met Your Mother”, “Two and Half Men”, “30 Rock”…? None of those are Seinfeld or Cheers, but still great shows.

And any writer worth his/her salt should be able to come up with a plethora of situations (comedic ones) that are caused by all of the new technology.

Let’s talk about something else. Baseball anyone?

by Wemedge on Feb 28, 2009 6:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

30 rock is close

the office isn’t bad. always sunny is probably the funniest thing on right now.

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by ab03 on Feb 28, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

30 rock bores me.

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by iorange555 on Feb 28, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i don't watch it religously

but I do laugh whenever I force myself to watch. Tracy Morgan is pretty entertaining

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by ab03 on Feb 28, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

always sunny

because of that show anytime i hear about abc’s extreme makeover I get visions of charlie and the gang taking over that families house in “extreme” makeover

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by rentz on Feb 28, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

i actually thought that was kind of a weak episode but thinking about it, it was pretty solid. that show is really really good.

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by ab03 on Feb 28, 2009 6:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought this season

was a big drop-off from the previous ones…until the finale. You have to pay the troll toll to get into this boy’s oul.

by Brett Perryman on Feb 28, 2009 7:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Dance contest is still the best episode ever

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by Brian Thomas on Feb 28, 2009 7:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Night Man was my favorite

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
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by tyd3311 on Mar 1, 2009 12:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's my favorite as well

Any episode that pits the four against each other usually turns out pretty well.

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by TheBZA on Mar 1, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer when its just 2 of them going at it

like the one where Charlie and Dennis try going after the same girl and Dennis’ grandfather was a Nazi.

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by Gdawg on Mar 1, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite two episodes are

Dennis and Dee on welfare (and pick up a crack habit) and the gang gives back (when they coach the basketball teams). But the dance-off and the night man cometh were both very funny.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 1, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dennis and dee on welfare is my favorite

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by rentz on Mar 1, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

gang gives back was pretty awesome

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Mar 1, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah this season was weaker

but still solid.

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by rentz on Feb 28, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Mar 1, 2009 12:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And...

cellphones were actually a point of plot on 30 Rock last Thursday when Liz had to go to Queens to get the cellphone she left in a cab back from the cabbie because he found her “adult picture” on it.

Perhaps this is 30 Rock’s way of addressing this issue.

by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 28, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I like 30 Rock

but for some reason, I have about 10 episodes on DVR that I haven’t watched yet. Just doesn’t get me psyched…

by JBImaknee on Feb 28, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

30 Rock is great.

How I Met Your Mother is far from great.

2 1/2 Men is alright, but should not be among the best sitcoms in any one era.

by philkid3 on Feb 28, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

2 1/2 Men is David Murphy.

Good, solid player. Not bad to have on your team.

But if he’s the best player you’ve got, there’s probably something wrong.

by philkid3 on Feb 28, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

people can connect easier

but still there are lost connections, no signal areas, batteries etc that can throw a wrench in every now and then. Just because there have been technological advances, I don’t give a pass to poor writing and plot lines.

There are plenty of situations where you can use technology for humor etc. Technology as great as it is at times can be an even greater headache at other times.

Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!

by NothinG on Feb 28, 2009 6:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes, miscommunication eliminated as a plot device.

Because everyone has a cell phone.
And it’s with them at all times.
And they answer their cell phone whenever you call them.
And the batteries are never dead.
And they never forget to un-silence them.
And they’re never in a location with poor or no cell coverage.
And once you do reach them on their cell phone, there are no further opportunities for miscommunication with our perfect mind-meld-through-cell-connection technology.

You’re right. Game, set, match! So long sitcom!

by mgb5 on Feb 28, 2009 6:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think the real culprit here is the rise of 'reality' television.

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by oc on Feb 28, 2009 6:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

its definitely a factor

i think the tv industry is just very much about trends and bandwagoning. i think they got the impression that the sitcom was on its way out and just went with cheaper, easier to produce reality shows. they still havent quite exhausted the supply of those but hopefully in a few years those will be on the way out.

the sit come is definitely one of my favorite genres. i think we lived in a golden age from the late 80s through the mid to late 90s but since then there havent been many good ones.

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Feb 28, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

'cheaper, easier, trendy'

I couldn’t have summed it up any better.

I’ve worked on a couple of ‘reality’ TV shows behind the scenes, and have seen first-hand just how sleazy of an enterprise they really are.

A show like American Idol, believe it or not, doesn’t cost a lot of money to make, and yet rakes in millions and millions of viewers.

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by oc on Feb 28, 2009 6:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

does

‘worked on a couple of reality tv shows’ = appeared on an episode of cheaters?

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Feb 28, 2009 6:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol nice.

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by iorange555 on Feb 28, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

poor oc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obb61Izi2Uc

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by iorange555 on Feb 28, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So staged.

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by oc on Feb 28, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

idk but black is your color.

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by iorange555 on Feb 28, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Black is my color?

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by oc on Feb 28, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know people that have worked on their productions. Man, there are some good stories from that show.

I’ve helped out on America’s Got Talent, Split Ends, The Bussey Bunch (which never got off the ground), Flip That House, Battleground Earth feat. Ludacris and Tommy Lee

Bugger me… one too many.

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by oc on Feb 28, 2009 7:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Then look at the number of spin-offs there are.

America’s Got Talent, Nashville Star, Dancing With The Stars, World’s Greatest Dancers.

Look at the number of Survivor spin offs…

Remember when game shows were the big craze?…

The market becomes oversaturated with these great, big piles of dumb, and quite frankly, desensitizes people like me to not turn me TV on at all… (unless it’s for sports… real reality TV)

I haven’t followed a television show since Six Feet Under and The Sopranos, and even then, those shows were on cable.

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by oc on Feb 28, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Strike

Not the most recent one…I can’t remember for sure but I think it was the Actor’s guild or something. That’s what caused the first round of “reality” shows, and since the public at it up and they were cheap, the kept coming…and coming….and coming.

They’re inanimate scabs and I refuse to watch.

Anyway, I was thinking that about cellphones and Seinfeld a couple years ago and thought I’d mentioned it on this blog before. I remember writing about it somewhere. Larry David and the writers were smart enough to figure something else out even if there were cell phones, though.

And even though I watch very little television now, I’d agree that most sitcoms have always been shitty. It does seem like some get canceled a little too quickly, though. But, yeah…Alf? Full House? That one where Tom Hanks had to dress up as a woman for some reason and lived with that guy from House? Awful shows.

by Black Francis on Mar 1, 2009 3:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The girl on Small Wonder might have been a robot, but she was also a fox.

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by oc on Mar 1, 2009 3:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It didn't cause the first round of reality shows

There were plenty on before the strike. But it did lead to the proliferation of them.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 1, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...

because, it has caused the death of writers and therefore, the death of the script, which is the death of the sit-com.

by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 28, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This may come as a shock to some of you but reality TV is very much scripted.

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by oc on Mar 1, 2009 2:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

scripted in the producers have a say way, not in a writers room banging out a script way.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 1, 2009 4:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no offense

but did you steal this bit? My friend brings this up every three years like it’s a new joke – and he does it in such a way that I think he saw some stand up comic do the bit and adopted it as his own.

“No episode of Seinfeld would have happened if they had cell phones.” What’s worse is that it’s not even true. How does a cell phone help Kramer getting arrested?

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by ab03 on Feb 28, 2009 6:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

lol

I have no idea why this post and all the comments make me laugh so much, but i’m like in tears.

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by iorange555 on Feb 28, 2009 6:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Flawed

Everyone knows the Bubble Boy and parking garage episodes would have still played out the same due to poor cell coverage (or “dead zones”) in both of those areas.

by rcreative on Feb 28, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

not if they had verizon!

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by rentz on Feb 28, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No, Adam. Just... No.

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by thedirkatron on Feb 28, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Like most things, when sentimentality is concerned

things aren’t worse, they’re just different. Look at the office as the counter to Seinfeld. When they covered GPS, Michael wound up driving his car into a pond. How many cell phone gags have there been? Jim and Pam on bluetooth all day when she was in NY, Jim messing with Dwight’s phone about ten different ways (like hooking it up to his bluetooth, Jim putting Andy’s cell phone in the ceiling.

And the best counterexample, Michael and Dwight staking out the CFO’s house all day and night and just not answering their phones even though the rest of the office was trying to tell them that the office wasn’t shutting down after all.

Every time I see those Seinfeld episodes, though, I do think, boy things have changed with cell phones. Particularly the Parking Garage, Chinese Restaurant (where George needs to use the pay phone to call his girlfriend and people cut in front of him), and the one where George repeatedly calls a girl’s answering machine while she’s out of town. That last plot couldn’t have happened without a different explanation now.

by Brett Perryman on Feb 28, 2009 6:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I agree things aren't worse, just different.

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by iorange555 on Feb 28, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

'Seinfeld'

would’ve worked with different plots. Look how well Larry David adapted with ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’. Of course having it on HBO helps.

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by scoop16 on Feb 28, 2009 7:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

exactly

think about the ‘hitler’ joke on the car-phone that his agent’s parents overheard….that didnt require technological retardation to be hilarious. sitcoms are just a humorous reflection on modern life, and that wont change whatever new implements become commonplace.

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Feb 28, 2009 7:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one...

who couldn’t stand “Seinfeld”?

That and “Friends” have to be the worst shows that were immensely popular in the last 20 years. Couldn’t watch either one of them.

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by slc ranger on Feb 28, 2009 7:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think you might be

I know other people that hated Friends but I don’t know of anyone who didn’t like Seinfeld if they actually watched it.

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by DaheelzCM on Feb 28, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

All those people

I’m betting they were all white.

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by Brian Thomas on Feb 28, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That's a good bet

I don’t actually know any black people….is that weird?

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by DaheelzCM on Feb 28, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

It’s extremely rare (1) that one of my hispanic or black friends/coworkers think Seinfeld was funny.

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by Randy Richardson on Mar 1, 2009 1:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's also extremely unlikely that one of my white/asian/hispanic/anything-but-black friends/co-workers can understand why the fuck Tyler Perry movies keep making ridiculous money.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

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by thedirkatron on Mar 1, 2009 10:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not just his movies

Now his crappy TV shows are taking over TBS.

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by Gdawg on Mar 1, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Those shows are just perplexing. I tried to watch House of Payne one time just to see what the hell it was that made it so popular (since it looked so awful in the promos)... and there are no jokes.

I mean, it’s supposed to be a comedy, and they have a laugh track, but there are no jokes. It’s basically just the fat dad character being mean to everyone and then his wife saying something sassy and loud and equally mean back to him. There’s nothing on that show that I could even consider a gag. It’s full of, like, anti-jokes.

And the idea that a big guy dressing up as a woman is hilarious is just… I mean, haven’t even the British outgrown the man in drag-physical comedy bits?

The shit just makes me sad.

I don’t even know how to describe how odd and perplexing I find Tyler Perry’s popularity.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

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by thedirkatron on Mar 1, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Seinfeld

I wasn’t really much of a fan either. It had its moments for me, but didn’t really grab me the way it apparently did a lot of people.

I’m not a big sitcom person, though. I’ve never watched The Office or How I Met Your Mother, Friends was OK, but not great, and I could take or leave most other popular sitcoms. I was a big fan of Arrested Development, I’m getting into Flight of the Conchords, and I really dug Absolutely Fabulous, though that wasn’t on prime-time TV here in the States.

I do watch a lot of dramas- Heroes, CSI and CSI Miami, all three Law & Order shows, Terminator, Big Love, True Blood, Sons of Anarchy, and my favorite current show, Damages. I also watched The Sopranos and The Shield religiously when they were on.

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by RCCook on Feb 28, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You should add Burn Notice to that list.

Hey Rodney, you excited about season finale?

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by Gdawg on Feb 28, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

See...

I’m not a huge sitcom guy either. I really don’t watch any TV shows on a regular basis anymore. My favorite of all time was Married With Children. Absolutely never missed it. Along with In Living Color and Simpsons that made Sundays great when I was growing up.

I don’t watch the Office or 30 Rock regularly, but when I do I find them pretty funny. Arrested Development was pretty good too. I haven’t seen the others you mentioned.

I just hated Seinfeld for some reason. I tried to watch it, but just couldn’t stand it.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 28, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you a neo-nazi?

Seinfeld had too many Jews in it for you, did it? Huh?

Kidding.

I always thought Married With Children was the worst show ever, though. Nothing was innovative. It was just a bunch of people insulting one another for 20 minutes. Everybody Loves Raymond is the same thing for people who aren’t neo-nazis and/or live in trailer parks.

by Black Francis on Mar 1, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agree

Never saw the fascination with MWC. I’ve seen every Raymond episode, most of them multiple times, but it gets tiresome after a while.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Mar 1, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Everybody Loves Raymond

That show is such a beating. I’m 23 years old and that show is all I need to keep from considering marriage for a long time. Nothing funny about getting nagged by your wife for 20 minutes.

I always think of that line from Knocked Up. “Being married is like Everybody Loves Raymond, except no one is laughing”

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Mar 1, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a neo-anti-dentite.

Does that count?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 1, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Al Bundy

is one of the greatest tv characters of all time.

"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels

by Randy Richardson on Mar 1, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss king of queens

What more do you need to know, Cool Guy? - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Feb 28, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

now there's a show

that was 10X better then raymond but with 10X less press. very underrated

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by studcrackers on Mar 1, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Ice Harvest

Watching the DVD extras of that lemon of a film, one of the writers mentioned that originally they conceived the movie in present day, but just realized that it wouldn’t work b/c of cell phones. Thus, they shifted the setting to the early 80’s.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

...at the time, I wasn’t being truthful with myself. How could I be truthful with Katie Couric or CBS?

by Brian Thomas on Feb 28, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No, the real reason SitComs are dead. . .

. . . is because Arrested Development went over the heads of too many FOX viewers.

Speaking of which, you should post more AD stuff, Adam.

by philkid3 on Feb 28, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

speaking of

it looks like that movie might finally be a go, i read cera agreed finally

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Feb 28, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

are you sure he agreed?

i thought the thing was there is no script and it was just rumors and he just said that if he actually saw script he would do it.

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Feb 28, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you should read mavsmoneyball on tuesdays

wes posts an AD video every tuesday

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 1, 2009 12:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, I love how whenever someone likes a show that doesn't succeed, it's inevitably because it went over everyone else's heads.

It always reminds me of the old Homer Simpson line, “Everyone is stupid but me”.

Isn’t it possible that people just didn’t like the show?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 1, 2009 12:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it's possible to not like Arrested Development. . .

. . . unless you’re too brain dead to get it.

If you didn’t like it then maybe you’re just a pretty strange exception, but I’m positive most of humanity and especially FOX’s target deomographic is pretty low on the scale of cerebrial use.

by philkid3 on Mar 1, 2009 1:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

cerebrial use, huh?

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 1, 2009 1:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They don't use their brains enough.

I’m quite certain that doesn’t apply to much of anyone here, of course, but gereral society it does.

(That’s why I like this place more than most corners of the internet, btw.)

by philkid3 on Mar 1, 2009 4:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm... I'll choose "pretty strange exception" then since I don't really like to consider myself "brain dead".

I’m sure there are people on this board who would disagree, but I’ve always regarded myself as rather brain-alive.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 1, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think that it's a show that

required about two episodes before it gets really funny. That was my experience anyway. I half-way watched one of the episodes in the first season and didn’t really find it that funny. Then, after the second season I forced myself to watch a rerun of another episode because some guys with really good taste assured me that it was a great show. I kind of thought that was funny. Then I watched another and pretty soon thereafter was convinced that it was the best thing on TV.

I’m sure that a lot of people who liked it found it funny right away, but I think that a lot of people who never watched it and got it cancelled just didn’t quite watch it enought o acquire a taste for it.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 1, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So much of the humor

Is derived from previous gags/information. I was hooked after the first episode and I really think it’s a show that has to be viewed in sequence to pick up on all the humor. Not that it can’t be enjoyed otherwise, of course.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Mar 1, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

I also found that I needed a couple to get how the characters were funny for being so sorry. Would have been the same way with Curb if I hadn’t been familiar with Larry David’s humor already.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 1, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

CSI: Miami

In case you scrolled right past the giant CSI post up there (which I recommend, I didn’t mean for it to be huge) and missed the video link, here it is. Guaranteed to make you laugh really hard or get really angry.

This and this, too.

For all intents and purposes, CSI: Miami, to me, is a sitcom.

by philkid3 on Feb 28, 2009 8:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good hell...

He’s horrible. I’ve never watched that show before.

About 20 seconds into that I felt like taking those sunglasses and shoving them up his ass.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 28, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Horatio Caine might be the most overblown character on TV today

I actually thought the show might be on the verge of getting tolerable when they made it appear he’d been killed off at the end of last season, but no such luck.

"You can have such a massive impact on a game even when you're not getting ground balls hit at you." - Michael Young

by lonestarJon on Feb 28, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HoCaine

He’ll never die. Horatio and the Sunglasses of Justice are eternal!

Seriously, though, if you want to see the next best thing, watch the film King of New York. Caruso’s character gets his head blown off by Christopher Walken. Laurence Fishburne, Wesley Snipes, Steve Buscemi, and Giancarlo Esposito are also all in that.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Feb 28, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite Seinfeld episode

The one with the Rye Bread (and the horse that had issues – thanks to Kramer’s Beef-A-Reeno)…with a cell phone, Kramer would have been able to warn George that Susan’s parents were coming back from the Hansom Cab trip early.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Feb 28, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Let's see

I don’t watch sitcoms. Never really have. I won’t watch “reality” TV. Not only is it primarily scripted, it stresses the dysfunctional and intolerable. I catch an occasional CSI, but only really late and a rerun.

I have a cell phone.

Sample size be damned, we just proved the theory! Cell phones can kill any kind of useless television! Yay !!

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Feb 28, 2009 10:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ahem

http://baggypantsandbravado.blogspot.com/2008/11/two-observations-about-some-seinfeld.html

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Feb 28, 2009 10:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

actually

there are quite a few. Here’s one that is fairly in depth.

Actually surprised my googling didn’t lead to this article – LSB is superfast at making its way up google search results.

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Feb 28, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sitcoms always sucked

as we get older we’re just less tolerant of bad writing and bored with the usual gags and plotlines we’ve seen 10,000 times.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 28, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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