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OT: The Perfect Push-up

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Does anyone own these?  If so, do they actually work?  Is it that much better than a regular pushup?

 

 

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I've heard they are pretty good

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Feb 9, 2009 5:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

My roommate owns them

They’re tougher than regular push-ups. Not sure how much better they are.

by phatjeremy on Feb 9, 2009 5:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

meh ... I saw a review on tv

the other day, they’re ok. It wasn’t a great review, very limited.

They usually wind up collecting dust in a corner and not used.

I’d stick with the gym concept Greenie.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 5:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Greenie?

Is that you, LAMUSCLEFAG?

by Agreen07 on Feb 9, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha .......yehhhhhhh

how goes it sir?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 6:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

YAY!

What’s up, broseph?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 9, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HEYYYYYY RODNEY

whats up my friend? Have you been behaving yourself? Doubt it!

How is Baby Blake doing?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He is doing great!

He still cannot drink milk, but he tolerates about 1-2 ounces of apple goop/paste a day, so that’s a good start.

Thanks for asking.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 9, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy to hear that..

well a lot of people can’t drink milk, so that’s not biggie. That apple goop sounds delicious though.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

why the name change LAMF?

hows everything going — was it interesting to see torre?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 7:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hey triple K!

How ya been Hoss? I changed the name just for the hell of it and also in case I want to go over to some other sites, it keeps the boys that are a little red in the neck away a little better than the other one..ahem…not all the blogs are as genial as the vast majority of the guys/girls on here.

OMG Torre was amazing. My heart is still kinda racing,I don’t know why but he’s kind of like baseball royalty to me. The last place I expected to see him was at my pet store buying dog food. You just figure someone like that has people who do that for him. He was as L A as one can be, tanned, dressed nicely and wearing sunglasses and he had nice things to say about the Rangers so I was thrilled to have run into him. I wanted to ask him to tell me how he really feels about A Rod ..

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

good point on the name haha – i cant imagine the kind of stuff that would get said about that sn on some of the college football sites out there (great fans,but CF has some absolute morons out there)

torre is a pretty awesome guy – i was wondering what he was getting there haha so now im guessing that you are going to go back for ever (well as long as torre is in LA) and hope to see him again? thats awesome that you saw him! and at a pet store? i mean…exactly like you said – last place you would expect

hows life these days? im sure your enjoying the weather in LA vs the weather here on the E coast (not taht its been that bad here in DC, but this texas boy still isnt used to it lol)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Torre was getting...

dog food. I believe he has a little doggie according to a Dodger fan I was talking to yesterday. I’m going to ask the guy at the counter if he goes in there regularly it’s not far from Beverly Hills so maybe that’s where he shops.

Life has been pretty good thank you for asking. I’m just unpacking stuff and trying to get back into reality here in L A after a few weeks of Hawaii. I didn’t know you were in D.C. I know all too well about that East Coast weather but I’m sure it’s worth it, D.C. is pretty cool right? Are you happy there? It must of been sheer madness during the inauguration.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dc is nice, i stayed HOME during inaugeration (too many ppl)

i like it here (like texas better though)

hawaii? NICE. never been but everyone i talk to enjoys it lol could have seen don nelson down there if there wasnt NBA season haha

you spending most of your time in LA these days or still between the two?

i had wondered if you changed sn’s (and didnt tell us) or were just done with LSB … good to have you back!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thank you triple K!

You are a gentleman of the first order!

Yeh I spend about half my time here, about a month a year in Hawaii and a lot of time on the road in cities like Chicago, NYC, Dallas and a few more…depending on where I want to go for work. I just love traveling it’s so much fun.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lucky you

traveling everywhere

so heres a … different question lol whats your favorite non dallas(texas)/chicago/nyc/la city?

equally whats your fav place on the eastern seaboard?

thinking of doing some traveling this summer and need some ideas for the NE – if i was in the south/texas id be ok but up here…not so sure haha

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well that's easy...

NYC is by far the best but I lived there for years so I’m kinda biased. Chicago is a lot of fun, the people are really nice there as long as you don’t go in the winter or summer. But yeh NYC has everything you can imagine and then some, it’s pretty incredible. I’d spend some time there you can’t go wrong.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i like chicago as well

gotta go to the billy goat (below michigan ave) – awesome history/awesome place

im just not that big of a fan of NYC lol too much, too fast, etc

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I get the name change, but why did you change your avatar to what looks a malnourished 12 year old girl trying to flex?

Oh, snap!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha that's funny Dirk...

How many 12 year old girls do you know that have 18" arms? :)

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha what is up with this new screen name?

I mean no doubt you do have BigGuns but wow It’s great to hear that you didn’t disappear on us like that. I guess it was time for a change. You may have inspired me to make a change too. We’ll see.

by Agreen07 on Feb 9, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've always liked to "mix it up"...

I nipped over to Hawaii for a few weeks bro. It was fun but got a little boring after the first couple weeks, the ole Island fever began to set in.

I was thinking about you 2 or 3 weeks ago when I heard of the U.S. Airways flight. I said to myself that Captain Sully was about a mile shy of landing on poor Greenies head. Glad to see that wasn’t the case.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha nice

I hope you enjoyed Hawaii. I’m sure it was awesome and you had a great time. Yeah, one of my boys in Dallas called me and said “Did you hear about the plane?” I said, “Hear about it? It’s just a couple of miles away in the water!” Haha.

BTW, Sully is the man! He’s got the biggest guns out of all of us!

by Agreen07 on Feb 9, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sully is GOD ...

They had a special on I think CBS this morning with him, the crew, passengers and those who helped. It was one hell of a show, I think I may have even got a lit’l misty eyed. Well I hope the plane since it was soooo close to you didn’t mess your hair up or anything.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

Yeah don’t worry, Nah no mess up. In fact the breeze from the plane was like me in a convertible…perfection.

by Agreen07 on Feb 9, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's what I've heard...

High end convertible dealers put you in their cars to increase the value and then they sell them at a mark up and put ya in the next one.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was soooo worried about you....

I know how you like to do the backstroke in the Hudson some days, but I remember or misremembered that it is around midnight that you do it…so I figured you were safe.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep!

I’m Kramer.

by Agreen07 on Feb 9, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO!

Bout time, man! Where have you been?

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 9, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Greg...

I’ve been getting Leid (Honolulu) the last few weeks.. hope all is well mister, aren’t you heading off to watch the boys soon?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good for you, man.

We had an ice storm here in Big D, and everyone freaked the F out.

All is well around here. And yeah, last week in March, I’m heading out to Surprise to see Andruw Jones & Co. Oh, I guess the Rangers will be there, too.

Glad to hear all is well. Welcome back, bud.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 9, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh right on!

thank you! Yeh the Rangers will be there I hear, half of the pitching staff may be in casts by then but as long as Andruw Jones is there that’s all that matters. Someones gotta replace Ponson in the buffet line.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good to have ya back...

I’d say you’ve been missing a helluva offseason, but, well…

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 9, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol thanks Jonny!

I’ve been keeping up with what wound up to being polyester Sheets with bed bugs and such matters.. I know not much has being going on besides Ranger pitchers going on the D L.
Hope all is well down there in O C!

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thx...

It seems like it’s been colder than normal out here this winter, but I did manage to escape to Florida for about a week over Christmas. Lately, it’s rained off and on for the last 4 days, but that’s been fine with me… I like rain. Not only is it somewhat of a rarity, it gives me an excuse to wear my trenchcoat out.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 9, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hear ya..

yeh it’s going to rain the next few days too which is a beautiful thing for the L A area unless your house gets swept away in a mudslide and u have a tragic death.
What’s up with the trenchcoat? You’re not one of those dudes that flashes people are you? They usually wear trenchcoats. :)

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha, naw

I’m just the last guy in SoCal who actually thinks trenchcoats are cool. I think it has something to do with all the vampire/supernatural TV I like to watch.

Yeah. Spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat - or the whisper of a falling hair.

by lonestarJon on Feb 9, 2009 7:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Aaaahhhh :) You're still alive!!

Are you joining us on Opening Day in Arlington?? Yes, I said us. I’ve booked my plane ticket…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 9, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HEYYYY Love!

Well I hope so, I’ve got a res. at the Hilton in Arlington. It all depends on how things shake down between now and then.

I am not as highly regarded as Baseball’s Girlfriend so I got to play it by ear.

I hope you are staying warm up there Micah! Let me know if you need me to send you a snuggie! They work great here in L A…and it’s not that cold here! You know the snuggie from the infomercials!

I can’t wait to hear about your opening day experience!

XOXO

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

:)

I have a reservation at Casa de Rachel. And I think Lisa and I are getting some ink together. Should be fun. He he.

I’m not very highly regarded either. Chris Davis snubbed me, remember?

I’m actually very warm right now. We’re in the 40s and 50s this week. Although snow is on the way this weekend. Bleh.

I’m excited for my Opening Day experience too :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 9, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh please...

Chris Davis snubbed you because you were too busy buying Larry King new suspenders. You got to be a one man woman! ! But I’m the last person to council you on that,

team ownership > than sleeping with the help.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 11:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Glad to see you back, LAMF.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

by sprite on Feb 9, 2009 11:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well thank you Mr. Sprite!

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 9:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wondered where u were...

looks like the rest of the regs are starting to filter in with pitchers and catchers reporting soon.

welcome sir.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Feb 10, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thank you kind sir!

Yes it won’t be long and it’ll be spring training opening day… I can’t wait…these off seasons are painfully long.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Finally...

my Bobcat brethren is back.

The worst thing about being a Rangers fan.....hope.

by TxStCa on Feb 9, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well bless your San Marcos, TX...

Heart!

You know I often dream of going back to lovely San Marcos and reminiscing of the college days at what was at the time Southwest Texas State but I’m afraid by the time I go from one end of the city to the other I won’t be done reminiscing yet so I put it off year after year.

How are the luxorious Bobcats doing these days? Are you excited over the new Ranger season or depressed? It’s O K you can tell me, I won’t tell anybody.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Get P90X instead

It looks cheesy as hell on the infomercials, but it is 100% legit and the hardest workouts ever

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Feb 9, 2009 5:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1,000,000

That shit is tough as hell. Legit.

The worst thing about being a Rangers fan.....hope.

by TxStCa on Feb 9, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

is it tough on the back?

I have a horrible back – I’m in week 4 of the Core Performance workout, looks good, it’s tough but I’ve got a HORRIBLE back. I wanted to do P90X, but it seems like I could easily do more damage than good.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 9, 2009 11:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The core performance

workout is one of the best workouts out there. Really stregthens the middle of your body. I did that workout every off-season in college and it made a world of difference. Make sure to concentrate on the tempo. One of the most important aspects of the workout IMO.

by Michael Cave on Feb 10, 2009 9:07 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

my gym has some in a corner next to all the ab gizmo's

but I’ve never tried them.

www.mavsmoneyball.com

by Wes Cox on Feb 9, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i like them

They are extremely hard though. Most of my friends can only do about seven and I can do nine but yea thats about avg for most on reps

by meatbonelefty on Feb 9, 2009 6:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I love them

I have owned a pair for about 6mo and they have been great. Allows for a much more normal range of motion for your arms during the pushup and works more muscles than a normal pushup. The main reason I got them was because I have a bad wrist that won’t allow me to do regular ones and with these I do not feel any pressure on the wrists at all. They are tougher than regular pushups but that is better b/c you can do fewer but get the same workout. It comes with a workout plan. If you follow the plan you can really see improvement quickly. You only do a 5min workout every other day.

by chichitao on Feb 9, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How do they relate to these?

http://www.matfish.com/images/Push20Up20Bars.jpg

"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells

by Taylor on Feb 9, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

those

don’t allow the same range of motion.

because he hasn't even reached his peak yet, up until this point, he just did it on talent. - Ron Washington on Josh Hamilton

by Lonerangers on Feb 9, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd try something else before spending money.

I have heard very, very good things about this program, and I’m tempted to give it a shot.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Feb 9, 2009 6:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1

Thanks for posting that. I think I might try that out as well.

In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home

by hinduplaya on Feb 9, 2009 7:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's interesting Greg...

let us know how that goes. Only 30 minutes a week. Love that part!

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Umm

yeah good luck with those results on a 30 minute workout per week haha.

by Agreen07 on Feb 9, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It works

Did it about 4 or 5 months ago to improve my PT test scores. I only was able to get through week 3 or so before I couldn’t reach the next levels but it definitely is a system that works

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Feb 9, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Me either but it does

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Feb 9, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so Big Steve..

PT= personal training or what?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Look at my picture >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Army. PT Test every 6 months. 2 minutes of pushups, 2 minutes of situps, 2 mile run

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Feb 9, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to ace the first two...

do OK, not good by any means, in the 2 mile run…and get TORN APART in the pullups. Like, 7 pullups was passing, and I failed once. I would ace the freakin’ pushups and situps, and I FAILED the pullups. I still to this day have no idea how I could get any more than 12. Of course, I have a torn labrum now, that needs surgery, but I’m too fat to go under the knife right now…

you guys don’t do pullups?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 9, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No

Pullups aren’t part of the PT test anymore I guess. Thank god cause at 6’7" I hate pullups, just like I despise situps and don’t care for pushups. It sucks being tall doing those.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Feb 10, 2009 8:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

6' 7" ???

you’re taller than MILES… you should change your name to Huge Steve.

Can you dunk a basketball?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you're 6' 7

and can’t dunk, you have issues.

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha true....

I wonder if MILES can dunk or do the Elite not do such things?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the ELITE

only dunk when its worth more than 2 points.

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather

have 3 points.

"Being successful in life isn't about how smart you are or how hard you try, its how big of an ego you have." - Miles

by miles on Feb 10, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you get 3 points ...

as soon as you wake up in the morning…..oh to be Elite.

What’s going on Beastliness of Eliteness? Are you getting used to Ohio? I hope the employees of Wal Mart haven’t tarred and feathered you yet eventhough I know you may actually enjoy it since you aspire to be a team mascot some day.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 11, 2009 12:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha,

Ive been good, Ive just been busy as hell with bball and stuff. And I have a new GF, so I have like no free time. But its all good.

"Being successful in life isn't about how smart you are or how hard you try, its how big of an ego you have." - Miles

by miles on Feb 11, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hey boy ..

whats up with you? Last I heard you had this work-out before New Years that you were going to implement.

Did that fall the way of most New Years resolutions?

You got to get to the gym and hit if from all angles. Don’t be fooled by the models they use on these ads, they DID NOT get built like that by using these limited contraptions. I did that kind of work before…I know the process..

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Please LAMF!!!!!

You know I’m not one of those dudes that’s there the first week of January socializing on the bench press for 15 minutes while some serious bro is waiting to actually get a workout in.

Yeah I completed the month long workout…it was pretty damn amazing. I’m now in the second level of the workout. I’ve seen a lot of gains. I’m at my max weight right now and I feel pretty good about it too. To illustrate, I was out with a lady last weekend and she jokingly pushed me. So naturally I spit some game at her and told her not to do that again cause it hurt me. She said, that couldn’t of hurt… you’re so “rock solid”. Mmm I love it.

As for the perfect pushup I honestly am just curious if anyone has used it and if people like it.

by Agreen07 on Feb 9, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what's wrong

with using your knuckles?

by SteveP on Feb 9, 2009 6:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I've also heard good things.

This article talks about it a little. They are supposed to be two-three times harder than normal push-ups, or it will cut your normal reps in half.

I almost bought them a few weeks back, but I decided to stick with my living room floor, for now.

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by BHill on Feb 9, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This title reminded me of something I saw back ..

in H.S. called the ultimate situp. You found a freshman or other pansy and asked if they wanted to see if they could do the “Ultimate Situp” so you have 3 other guys show the freshman how its done. One lays down the other ttwo get on each side of the guy laying down and take a rolled up towel and put it over his face while each hold down one side and tell him to try and situp. Of course he cant . Then the freshman tries but this time you have another guy stand right over him bare assed so that his bung hole is right over his face. When the freshman tries to situp the other two guys relase the towel and shamzow you have brown nosing at its best.

by Keyser Soze on Feb 9, 2009 6:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They work great.

I used them for 2 weeks straight. The other day a bird flew into my abs and immediately fell to the concrete. It was awesome.

by Apes and Androids on Feb 9, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

LOL that's pretty funny sir...

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I actually do own the perfect push-up...

They’re different than the TV would indicate. The movements aren’t nearly as controlled as they look on TV. They’re a decent workout, but not all that much different from regular pushups. Oddly, after I had used them for a month or so, I went back to doing regular pushups and found those to be harder.

However, the Iron Gym pull-up bar is actually a very good investment. Both of these were Christmas gifts from my brother. I haven’t used the pushups in a while, but I highly recommend that Iron Gym pull-up bar.

by TexHammer1983 on Feb 9, 2009 8:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

concur..

love the Iron Gym pull-up bar.. it looks like it has versatility… as in you can work a lot of different muscle groups with it. As limited as it may be.. it’s a good buy.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

magic

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Feb 9, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well Greenie..

that’s the added bonus

You can put the thing on your door and if it fails you’re a multi-millionaire suddenly, depending on how good of an actor you are.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 9, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm relieved

That this thread is not about a bra. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
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by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 9, 2009 10:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sure does

Write that down :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." -Bob Feller

by baseballismyboyfriend on Feb 9, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have used them

and I thought they were awesome. They do a better job of working your chest than just your standard push up. You also feel the burn in your core sense you are having too control your balance.

Ephesians 1:3-10

by kwellborn on Feb 9, 2009 10:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

three words

Russian kettle bell.

Actually I haven’t used it but my cousin swears by it and he is ripped.

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by trza on Feb 9, 2009 11:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe this post generated 67...now 68 responses

try starting out with a physio-ball at your gym before investing in this. I could do 72 pushups in a minute and a half, but couldn’t get anymore than 20 in a row on the physioball, and it works your core and glutes. and if you want to focus on the actual pecs more, use dumbbells and alternate lifting with each arm instead of both at the same time. great stability, and the extra control it takes works more of your arm.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 9, 2009 11:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Really?

This is the return thread of LAMF….Now you dig?

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 5:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I saw Snoop Dog...

using a Perfect Pushup on the crap reality show he has on E!. That’s all you need to know.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Feb 10, 2009 5:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you want Snoop Dog's flawless physique...

use the perfect pushup.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Feb 10, 2009 6:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My advice: Go into a sporting goods store and try one out first.

I’m an avid gym rat (hour-and-a-half, four times a week) so I’ve used all the contraptions and the PPU is rather meh to me, but I know people who really like it.

The bottom line with any workouty gizmo is to find a place to try it and figure out if it’s something you’re comfortable with and then decide if you’ll use it more (or, for more benefit) than you would basic weights and/or your usual workout for that body part.

If you think you’d be more apt to do a few sets of pushups daily if you had a PPU in your home, then by all means, buy it.

But don’t go into it thinking that you’re gonna do the same ten minutes of pushups 3 times a week you’ve always done, only now you’re gonna see better results cause you’ve got the Navy Seal inspired Perfect Pushup!!!

/ .02

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

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by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2009 6:18 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's not all lifting. 45 cardio, 45 weights.

I don’t think it’s possible to lift for 1.5 straight 4 days a week without either a) not using your time efficiently and therefor wasting a lot of that time resting or chatting or whatever or b) hitting some serious diminishing returns. (Unless of course you’re on something… or maybe if you’re the Muscley Gay Man. That guy is a beast.)

What kind of plan are you on?

I have to be kind of careful of higher weights cause of my bum-ass shoulder, but I’m always up for something new if you’ve got a good program.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2009 6:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with you dirk.

I also would love to lick that guy’s arm. MMM! So yummy. I could stare at that picture all day.

What more do you need to know, Cool Guy? - male cheerleader

by iorange555 on Feb 10, 2009 7:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

at 1.5 hours of lifting you’re either socializing or over-lifting.

I just got off this insane one-month workout that kicked the crap out of me (which obviously a feeling regular liftings like us reminisce about). However, it does require that you be in a gym that isn’t too crowded as you have to cycle in between two exercises at a time (so you have to reserve both of em for 20 minutes at a time). Here is the workout I just finished:

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/escalating_density_training

btw, this website, T-Nation is really good. The frontpage has a lot of good articles. I imagine a lot of the readers are ‘roiders or at least amateur or pro bodybuilders. Regardless, it’s a good site with articles on lifting and nutrition from pretty high-quality authors. Much better than say Men’s health or Men’s fitness or whatever.

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 7:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That looks interesting.

Now that I think about it, I think you linked to that before.

I’ll read it more in-depth later and see what I think.

And I love that the advertisers on that site have decided to target Miles directly with their advertising:

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2009 7:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The site is actually owned by that company Bio-Test

They don’t hide that fact though. BTW, I bought some of their protein, it’s pretty damn good. A little pricey, but i think the ingredients are very high-quality. Protein + Water in a shaker = money.

http://www.t-nation.com/productInfo.do?id=459244

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 7:32 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, protein is the only "supplement" I take. I usually just buy whatever's on sale at GNC or off Amazon.com.

Most of that stuff just seems so gimicky to me.

I don’t mess around with all that fancy mystery box shit they try to sell me whenever I walk into a GNC.

The sports supplement market is so unregulated it’s not even funny. You’re just as likely to be eating some watered-down rat poison or some ground up Chinese girl-baby as you are to actually get something that’s really gonna help you “Take it to the next level”, imo.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"There are no weak opinions with the dirkatron, it’s all scream-across-the-parking-lot echelon." -hightowersmith

by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2009 7:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

damn Dirk...

it sounds like you’re taking all that pretty seriously. Good for you! Keep up the good work!

ground up Chinese girl baby in supplement bottle <——-hahaha very funny!

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 9:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah a lot of it is gimmicky

Although there are some basic things you want, like your after workout protein should probably be whey protein as it is broken down by the body much faster than other forms of protein.

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

anyone have any suggestions for a workout program?

partially goal is to become more fit/healthy and a nice side effect would be to lose some weight, but most of that can/will be/is being accomplished through eating better and running…

what about general things? i have been around weights/weight rooms for a while (baseball/basketbal in HS + some college baseball) so i know the general uses for things but if i have a program i find out i typically do much better than “a little of this and a little of that”

thanks ahead of time…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 1:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sure

Pertaining to weight loss, the first area to start is really with your diet. On a basic level, if you can eliminate or at least reduce your intake of fried foods and soda, that will help a lot. Certainly any form of cardio will also help in regard to weight loss. If you burn more calories than you intake you will lose weight, it really is that simple.

In regard to working out, here’s a workout program that is a good starting workout in my opinion. I used this when I was a freshman in college (so 2003). If you are disciplined and follow it (Mon, Wed, Fri) for a few months you should see noticeable returns. Also, if you haven’t worked out regularly in the past, you should be pretty sore after these workouts. Consequently, you should go to GNC and pick up some whey protein. After working out, go home and mix it with some form of liquid either in a blender or even a mixer (available at GNC). This will help reduce your soreness significantly.

day 1 = chest
1. flat bench, i alternate: one day do 4 sets of 8 with lower weight and the next day do 4 sets of 6 with more weight
2. incline bench, one day you can do with dumbells and the next with the bar, 4 sets of 8
3. decline bench, 4 sets of 8
4. flies with dumbells, 4 sets of 8

day 2 = triceps, biceps, legs
biceps: pick 2 of the following
1. curls with bar
2. 21s with bar
3. preacher curls
4. curls with dumbells
5. hammer curls
6. incline curls with dumbells

triceps: pick 2
1. extensions
2. skull crushers
3. kickbacks

legs = either do 4 sets of 8 squats, or do:
1. leg press
2. calf raises
3. leg curls

day 3 = shoulders and back
1. lat pull downs, 4 sets of 8
2. seated row, 4 sets of 8
3. shrugs, 4 sets of 8
4. flies with dumbells, 4 sets of 8
5. shoulder press with dumbells, 4 sets of 8
6. dumbell row, 4 sets of 8

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn...

all I do is run and do crunchers. Don’t I feel like a loser right about now.

Of course I do run a lot so I don’t feel too bad.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 10, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I only run

if something carnivorous is chasing me.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Feb 10, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well done

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 10, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hit the gym Salt Lake..

if ya need any help let me know :)

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm content...

with how I am. I’m not very big and never will be. Only 5’ 11" and 165lbs.

I run 6 miles twice a week, it takes me 52-56 min depending on how I feel that day. Then I’ll do 400 crunchers and some leg presses and shit. I’ll never have a ripped physique like yours and I’m ok with that.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 10, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

nothing wrong with that routine. How are the knees holding up? I hear guys who run as much as you do eventually have knee problems.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i did in HS

but i was running like 6 mi 4x week + like 8-10 mi 1x all on the road

whatever you do. do not run 100% on the road all the time, will wear your knees out

that said, i got luck yand just ended up w osgood schlatters lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

equally that said

in HS i was a skinny fool – like 6’1 155ish lol then i gained weight (damn you metabolism lol)

i need to start running/biking and im gonna start hiking once it gets a bit warmer around here lol

im impressed SLC – btw how do you like utah? heard wondeful things about it (wanted to take a tour a couple of years ago colorado to wyoming to mont. through utah and down to AZ then back to tx – hit national parks and such along the whole way…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Utah...

it’s ok if you can get over walking by the same person over and over again day after day. Very little diversity (especially compared to the Bay where I grew up) but it’s pretty quite and laid back here so I like that. Plus just about everything goes through the airport here in Salt Lake so I can always get on a plane and head on out when I need to. It’s great if you like the snow and skiing, but I really don’t like either. A lot of us Californians moved out here mostly because the cost of living is a lot cheaper.

LA/NYMF – my knees are ok so far, I’m only 30 and that is a concern of mine down the road though. Hopefully I will be ok. I go running outside sometimes, but most of it is on a treadmill so I’m hoping that will help a lot.
  

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 10, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Utah?

see sig…

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Feb 10, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

how've you been Boss?

Where are you these days? In NYC?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I noticed it...

in another thread and told you I thought that was pretty damn funny.

What is it from?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 11, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

IIRC

It was a personal work experience of his.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 11, 2009 11:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm with salt lake...

you can lose weight by running and changing your diet. i went from 225 to 175 in just over 3 months by cutting out the fast food, no eating after 8pm, no soda, less beer, and running 1-2 miles a day, whih should take no more than about 20 minutes of your time.

if you can’t run that far, to start run between 4-6 rolling 40’s(jogging build up 20 yards, 40 yd sprint, 20 yd cool down) to build up leg and back strength.

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by ivysafety39 on Feb 11, 2009 7:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thats something else im trying to do

not eat after 8 heh its sslowlyyyy creaping back towads 8 haha

i usually run 1-2 (well about 2) a couple of times a week , starting 1/1 at least

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2009 7:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the dieting isnt a problem for me

been working on that for a while – rarely drink soda, just never was a huge fan of it

same situation with fried foods, dont eat much of em – usually just cook at home anyway (enjoy it + much healthier/easier to eat healthy when cooking)

thanks for the suggestions on the plan to follow…my complex has an “ok” gym (but is only 75$ a year and at a little over 6 its hard not to take advantage of that)

essentially the “hackers diet” only does so much lol (on a basic level: count calories, exercise helps but not required)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing beats a fresh fountain Coca-Cola Classic.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Feb 10, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i just dont get 'em

horrible for you

id rather have loose leaf tea or an arnold palmer any day lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

but

nothing beats east texas sweet tea – made with about a pound of cane sugar lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well hahah

the point of not drinking the soda is cause all of that sugar turns into fat. So you shouldn’t drink tea with a lot of sugar in it either.

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

heh

yea i know

good thing i cant find jack up here in DC lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

very nice Greenie!

That looks pretty damn good.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

would you add anything?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If it's a very basic gym

it will be hard to perform all of those exercises. How small is it? If it is really limited, if you take a recording of the place on your digital camera, like a virtual tour, I could create a custom routine for you to use at your gym…let me know.

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

its actually pretty big

not tooo bad at all i dont think

the place i used to go to had everything a friend compared it to the gym @ the rec at aTm.

lol

in the middle of nowhere in e tx lol (pittsburg)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

alright cool

well yeah get to it and if you have any questions hit me, LAMF, the Dirkatron or anyone else up.

by Agreen07 on Feb 10, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thank you much

its greatly appreciated!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 10, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeh triple K ..

I meant to tell you that you should never work the same bodypart two days in a row.. give it at least 48 hours to recover otherwise you’ll be wasting your time.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yea

i know the “general” rules thanks for the info

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Feb 11, 2009 7:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

right off the top of my head..

just looking at the triceps. I’d add close grip bench press and dips eventually strapping on weight when you get stronger..these two exercises pack on the mass.

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Feb 10, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The perfect pushup

is an OK product…

STAY FAR FAR AWAY from the perfect pull up. How it is designed will end up putting extreme pressure on the ligaments in the wrist because of having your body mass pulling downward upon the wrist joint combined with a twisting motion… recipe for disaster.

by laxtonto on Feb 10, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This thread is like one big pat-on-the-back.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 10, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And you weren't invited.

So…GTFO!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Feb 10, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No it's not. This thread was a phone call away.

You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?

by oc on Feb 10, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thats a song you know

from a dfw area band

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

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