Can't wait to hear Josh Lewin's voice again
I've been missing it. He is to the Rangers as Hawk Harrelson is to the White Sox, Harry Doyle is to the Indians and Babe Laufenberg to the Cowboys. Can't wait to see, and hear, Josh and Tag, the best TV broadcast tandem in the game, together again for another exciting season of Texas Ranger baseball. Hopefully they decide to do a broadcast again this season with their shirts off.
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I’ve got a weakness for Josh and TAG. Their voices are just part of the fabric of summer
I want the last couple minutes of my life back asshole
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
It took you a couple minutes to read that paragraph?
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 16, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Internets slow here at work this morning
Happens on Mondays usually
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
It’s got a hurler feel to it.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
not enough typos or johnny danks references
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Mar 16, 2009 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks again for all you do, Josh.
by Rohn Warshington on Mar 16, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know why many of you think this...
But they are NOT terrible announcers. Yes, they can be a bit annoying or off the wall at times (which I don’t think we can blame them for, as they deal with several absolute CRAP games a year), but they’re endearing, genuine, and pretty honest about the team they’re broadcasting for.
I don’t know how many teams can say that they are fortunate enough to have broadcasters as good as the ones we as Rangers fans are blessed with, but I can assure you, this Rangers fan does appreciate the commentary and broadcasting that Josh and TAG put up each year.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Take a listen
to the Mariners broadcasters….It’s like listening to a nap.
"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 16, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh really?
Suck it!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Mar 16, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Somebody should edit this into a Rally picture for a Game Day Thread
I wouldn’t know what to call it, though. Like a Rally WTF?
I somehow missed this…what’s the story behind it?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
and why is Andy Reid sitting behind them.
www.mavsmoneyball.com
by Wes Cox on Mar 16, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
that really does
look like Andy Reid
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Mar 17, 2009 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
i pretty much agree
i find josh pretty entertaining. he is appropriately self-effacing and doesnt seem to take himself or anything too seriously. things would get really boring over the course of 162 games if it werent for his quirky digressions. i would much rather listen to him than the boilerplate analysis that someone like joe buck provides.
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Mar 16, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good analysis.
And yes, Joe Buck bores me to tears. I’d rather watch paint dry.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Mar 16, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
"That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
…Don’t worry, nobody is listening anyway."
"LSB: We’re all-scaploading, all the time." -AJM
"Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night
Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant."
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
"He is to the Rangers as Hawk Harrelson is to the White Sox"
I’d hate to have you as my defense attorney…
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
Listening to Hawk...
call that Ranger ST game the other day on the MLB network was torture. Damn is that guy horrible.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Amen
What is it with him and baseball acumen? That’s all he talked about — that, and the “great energy” from management. And what is it about Chicago baseball teams and their tendency to hold on to announcers years after they’ve lost their minds and control of their bladders?
I punched myself in the nuts every time he made a homerun call.
Free Frank Catalanotto
Remember the battle cry of Hawk Harrelson:
“Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart.”
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Zirconia Ztolen!"
done and done.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
let me guess....
HH used 6 of his 50 sock puppets to vote. And yes Kokopelli and all the others have retired to the sock puppet old folks home since you never hear from them anymore.
What's the Nef tally??
Ask yourself....
HOW COULD IT NOT. TIGHT JEANS BOY.
by SaltyGoesYard on Mar 16, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I am with you buddy
I am a die hard J-Lew fan as well.
I will defend him to my grave. I would not pick anybody over him.
+ 1 Josh Rocks!
It’s wayyyyy better to have too much personality than too little.
I know it can get on some nerves but at least you never fall asleep while you’re listening.
What's the Nef tally??
Vin Scully says up yours, freedom-hater
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually really do like
Josh. For those that aren’t wrapping their arms around Barnett, get ready, he’ll be taking over once Lewin finds West coast work to go with his Chargers gig.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
I've heard him talk off air
about how much he loves living in Southlake — said it’s a great place to raise kids. I doubt he’s going anywhere…
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Mar 17, 2009 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I like his segments for the element of unknown they bring.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Knox and Ric Renner
Both those two zeros should die of dick cancer…
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Sort of
I can’t say for certain if I’m laughing at him or with him. But, he’s go nothing to work with. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve cringed watching him interview some half-retarded cousin-fucker in the fox box, or some 90-year-old who can barely hear what he’s saying. I also enjoy it when he panders to troops or fringe celebrities. You can almost sense how desperately he wants that TV check. Gotta love him. Or not.
Free Frank Catalanotto
I totally agree
I love Josh/TAG. They’re almost like a goofy guy/straight guy comedy tandem. And Josh is a good play-by-play dude as well.
I agree with the above though that I’m not sure Hawk Harrelson makes a favorable comparison.
I'm not sure if it was last year or the year before...
but does anyone remember watching Josh out there in the centerfield kiddy park taking wiffle ball hacks? STR-UUU-GGGGLLLL-INGGGG.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
I heard
About 2 months ago, dialing around the satellite radio one night, I heard Chuck Morgan on one of the country music stations and the conversation got around to baseball. Clowning around Chuck and the host did some fake play by play and he was pretty good. The host ask him if would like to do that and Chuck said that if were to do that, he would have had to started a long time ago that it was too late now. Granted he was making it up, but he sound pretty calling a fake Josh Hamilton home run.
They also played some old clips of Chuck announcing at the Grand Ole Opry introducing singers and reading some old Martha White Flour commercials.
Lot more excitement in Chuck’s voice than Dave Barnett’s, but again it was fake play by play.
I believe Chuck was working at the Grand Ole Opry
when I went there with my grandparents many years ago…of course, that was way before my Rangers consciousness.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I love the Lewin/TAG combo....
but I hate Jim Knox. That dude’s got a HUGE bag of nothing!! When he comes on, I immediately hit mute on the TV and catch up on the Gameday thread.
"You shut your mouth when you're talking about the Rangers!!"
so you go from avoiding him on tv..
to the gameday thread where at the same time there is usually a deluge of Knoxie pedophile jokes.
The power of Jim Knox, catch it!
Don’t forget the kwell lotion!
What's the Nef tally??
It would be funny if somebody parodied this fanpost.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I guess I like Lewin, but...
I tire of his goody-goody enthusiasm that connotes positivity with anything Ranger. At least TAG is a straight-shooter.
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