Community projections -- Josh Hamilton

Doctor please. Some more of these.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.

Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

"Hello win column..."

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

Free Frank Catalanotto

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

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"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." Satchel Paige

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

My cool sig.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

"So you think the Celtics will beat Detroit? Hell will freeze over before that happens, mark my words." miles 5/20/08

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby

Pouring a 40 on the curb in memory of Eric Hurley's rotator cuff- AJM.
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