Lenny Dykstra is a Douchebag

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wow.

That dude sucks. Good read.

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Mar 17, 2009 4:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

a member of the Players Club. A reporter friend of mine arranged an interview with him back in the early to mid eighties during spring training. She goes to the field, he spits tobacco juice on her shoe, and tells her to meet him at the bar later. She got her story and got laid. I think she swore off men shortly after that.

by txranfanted on Mar 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wait..

so after he acted like that she still slept with him?

Not sure that says much for your friend either.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 17, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Guess he called it right.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Mar 17, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly what I was thinking

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by t ball on Mar 17, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah. What the hell.

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by philkid3 on Mar 23, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is she hot?

Is she nude?

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Mar 17, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That might make me respect him more...

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by Wes Cox on Mar 26, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's pretty scathing.

I feel bad for the writer.

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by Rodney on Mar 17, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What a truly odd motherfucker

Good link.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

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by Brian Thomas on Mar 25, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Lenny Dickstra

Enough Andruw Jones! This is getting ridiculous!

by NothinG on Mar 26, 2009 10:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Allow me to go all Chris Berman...

Lenny “two fingers in the” Dykstra?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 26, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

the 1993 phillies

certainly an odd breed of gentlemen there

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by studcrackers on Mar 26, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

They were a blast.

My favorite non-Ranger team ever. Daulton thinks the world is ending 2012 and was married to a Playmate. Kruk looked like a beer-leaguer. Morandini’s favorite player was Al Oliver. Hollins was a tough SOB. Dykstra was a gamer. Eisenreich had Tourette’s. And they had Inky. Fun team.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 26, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs