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Evan's cryptic comment

So, after a long, busy day today, I'm getting caught up on reading, and I see this at the Inside Corner:

We’ve got some things we’re finishing up before we make a little announcement on Monday. Oops. Did I spill something? (See, Tim/Eric, that’s how you tease ‘em; just leave it hanging out there all weekend).

So...let's hear some guesses as to what this is.  Closest to correct wins a prize.

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Probably nothing that important.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

New blogger coming aboard maybe?

Or even better, maybe D Magazine has signed Evan/MJH to a guaranteed lifetime contract.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe hiring some of the DMN bloggers

Durett and McPoochie

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Mar 21, 2009 6:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would hope

not poochie.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Mar 21, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

we all hope no poochie

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Mar 21, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe evan is getting a haircut.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 20, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Ranger hour feauturing Evan Grant, Mike Hindman, and special guests

on 105.3 the fan.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Some ideas

- He has an endorsement deal for those shirts.
- In ‘n Out Burger is opening up locations in Dallas.
- Julio Franco is really 72 years old
- Hindman is quitting the law business and writing a book about Barbaro.
- The red dot in the ballpark dot races will now have Evan’s face on it.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Mar 20, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope #2 is true.

I’ve heard so much hype, I have to try it out.

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep it is ..just had one...DELICIOUS!

although I’ll gladly trade you an In n’ Out Cheseburger for a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich.

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I was about to say its like the chick-fil-a of hamburger places.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would gladly pay you Tuesday

for a hamburger today.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Mar 20, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

someone else watched Popeye cartoons.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Mar 20, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

more fuel for me mule...

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Mar 21, 2009 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

In n' out is good

but Whataburger is actually better, imo. But many, many people disagree with me…

by JBImaknee on Mar 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

In n Out is good...

But I don’t think it is the be-all end-all.

I think Whataburger is as good.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 20, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

try driving through an In n’ Out drive thru during the dinner hour …sometimes hours later..there will be a LONG wait ..theres a reason for that.

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 20, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
theres a reason for that.

People in Cali are ridiculous?

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

no they know a good burger when they see one..

this is not a California phenomenom…I was just in Arizona …same story with In n’ Out

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’m pretty that this is correct.

In Lubbock, people always waited in the drive-thru for 20-30 minutes at Rosa’s, and that place sucks ass.

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, ill take cabana over rosa's

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

same here

rosa’s is simply not that good. would it even be in the top 20 in a town like austin?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 20, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto

I go to school in Lubbock, and can’t hardly stand that place.

Way too expensive for no that much. I remember one time I bought a burrito, a drink, and the queso and chips and it cost me 12 dollars. So much for being in a college town.

Taco Bell is better, imo

by mcbheath on Mar 20, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you've seen

Those stupid lines wrapped around the building at the 4th street location, right? Fucking ridiculous.

Abuelo’s and Cancun are pretty good Mexican places in Lubbock.

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

In Fort Worth...

the only times I see big lines at Rosa’s are on Taco Tuesdays.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Mar 20, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is true

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

whats ur final 4?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had Louisville in there

But no longer. Give me UConn, Michigan State, Duke if they beat UT, and UNC.

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dont know what to think of Duke

They will probably have a chance to win every game they play, but could easily to Texas.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

could easily lose to texas**

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nova is better than Duke

Right now… UNC, Nova, Lousville, and still not sure about the west.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You might be right.

I watched the dismantling of UCLA.

by brettgardner on Mar 21, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a unique taste

Whataburger might be “as good” but it’s not “the same.”

You HAVE seen Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, right? Remember how the guy in the movie said when you get a craving for those sliders, absolutely nothing else will fit the bill? Same thing for In-N-Out… other burgers might be as good but nothing tastes quite the same.

by Inkara1 on Mar 20, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really, it's not a matter of In-N-Out being that good.

Although, for a fast food place, it’s pretty good.

Whataburger just sucks a big bag of dicks.

by LiamP on Mar 20, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shenanigans

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 20, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No...

In N’ Out makes better everything except for fries. That’s actually important in the rankings. I hate In N’ Out fries so I don’t go as often as I might, but good god damn, their burgers and shakes are awesome.

You have to know the (not so secret) secret menu, though. Order the Double Double animal style an the shake Neapolitan.

I love the little packets of ketchup Whataburger has. I’d have them shipped to me out here to the Bay if I could.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 20, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is true too

one of the house reps from east texashas a box sent to him that they keep up here haha

five guys frys are the end all of end alls. period.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey GOET..

I’ve heard people ordering them animal style…does that mean lettuce, tomato, pickle which is how I get mine.

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 20, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Animal Style" =

the meat is cooked and fried with mustard and then pickles are added, extra spread and grilled onions are added.

Animal Style fries might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen, however. It’s the fries with the burger spread and chopped up pickles and onion. It makes me queasy just thinking about it.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 20, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

mmmmm thanks...that sounds awesome

I’m going to try that next time, a beautiful thing just became supermodel gorgeous!

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2009 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

The fries are better if you add salt to them

I don’t get my burger animal-style… I get the 4×4 instead of the double-double though.

by Inkara1 on Mar 20, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

They used to do any number patty x any number cheese...

Now I think the limit is the 4×4. That’s a shame. A buddy of mine did a 13×13 back in the day on a Friday the 13th.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 20, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol this is why they stopped lol

saw a pic of like a 50×50 on digg lol

heres a 20×20

heres a bigger one:

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see why they would stop either

not really a waste of time..they’re still being paid for. It’s just as if a group of 25 came in and wanted individual 2×2’s. And it’s certainly a rarity that anyone would even order one that big anyways.

by Mike E on Mar 21, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

plus, it's low-carb

right?

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by Walter Sobchak on Mar 21, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

not as much bread as 2 lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see why they would stop

They charge you for each extra beef patty and cheese slice individually… so seems like they would want to sell as many as you’d be willing to pay for.

by Inkara1 on Mar 21, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

because of the 2nd picture

lol waste of their time and such?

still, id pay to see someone eat that

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I’ve only had it a couple of times. That may be the problem.

Fast food hamburger rankings (for places I’ve eaten at more than a couple of times):

1) Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger (no sauce)
2) Whataburger
3) Wendy’s
4) Dairy Queen
5) Braum’s
6) Burger King
7) Sonic
8) McDonald’s

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 20, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

IIRC

Steak N Shake makes a tasty burger.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 20, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ew.

I’ve never gotten into the steak burger.

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

that place is all marketing

no substance

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

One of my best friends worked there in high school and I got free stuff out of it—the shakes are pretty damn good—but actually paying for the stuff seems ridiculous.

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crazy prices

but the food’s good there

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 20, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have damn good shakes lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep that's it..

you’re right..the small sample size is the problem

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 20, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

My rankings:

All are plain.

1. JITB—Ultimate Cheeseburger
2. Wendy’s
3. Dairy Queen
4. Burger King
5. Whataburger
6. McDonald’s
7. Sonic
8. Braum’s

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

1. Wendy’s
2. Chik-fil-a
3. Taco Bueno
4. Church’s
5. new york subway
6. Bush’s/Chicken Xpress
7. Cabana
8. Arby’s

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

New York Subway

rules faces man.

In fact, I’m going today, extra sauce…I could bathe in that stuff.

My cool sig.

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

oops

didn’t see ‘hamburger-rankings’

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

You should try Mooyah Burger

if there’s one close by next time you’re in DFW. Very good, and great fries.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Mar 21, 2009 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fries

they give you a ton of them too.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Mar 21, 2009 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jack in the Box

being on top keeps your list from being taken seriously.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Mar 21, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

agree

But Jack’s spicy chicken sammich is dang good.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wendy's is a solid third...

but don’t ask me to have the chili, no sir, not after that finger was found in it….eventhough it was a set up.

The real top 5:
1- In N’ Out – runs away with title
2- Whataburger
3- Wendy’s
4- Dairy Queen
5- Jack in the Box

Best Burger of all time – The Corner Bistro New York City

the bottom 5? Who cares, I can’t be bothered.

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

the corner bistro

hmmm i may be going up there in a couple of weeks — any suggestions? lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes sir.

I got 2 or 3 in my old neighborhood, the West Village, which IMO is the nicest part of NYC to walk around in, with its’ brick lined streets, smaller charming buildings, and trees everywhere. Also keeping in mind that you are on a budget. I’ll let ya know when I get back from the gym in a couple hours.

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

XX

1. The Corner Bistro- Always at the top of the best burger in the city rankings. Can’t beat it for 5 bucks…you may have to wait 15 minutes depending on when you go. It’s more of a pub type place with tons of cheap beers to choose from

http://cornerbistro.ypguides.net/page/nqhw/Menu.html

2. Pepe Verde – charming little restaurant with a great menu, the employees all talk to themselves in Italian. Good food, great prices, you can get out of there for 30 to 40 bucks for 2 easily. Recommend -—> Pear, arugula and gorgonzola salad

http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/pepe-verde-to-go/

3. Cowgirl – For a touch of Texas on the streets of Manhattan and yes you can be on the street literally since they have outdoor tables. Who doesn’t like a little frito lay pie from time to time?

http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/cowgirl/

4. Magnolia Bakery- for amazing desserts- LOVE the cupcakes and banana pudding with vanilla wafers. It’s been seen on sex in the city many times.. quite famous in the city and rightfully so. It’s just a few blocks from all the places I mentioned above. It’s a must go!

http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/7117258/#

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hungry just reading...

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Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

w00t

im excited about em

thanks

i should do something like this for DC lol maybe a fanpost – your 5 fav places to eat in a city lol — fan post worthy? lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see why not Triple K. ...

Everyone loves good food!

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 22, 2009 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I endorse this list

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 21, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whataburger

Pretty good, especially in the middle of the night.

Give me the Ultimate Cheeseburger at Jack-in-the-Box.

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

Ultimate Cheeseburger (no sauce) is the top fast food hamburger.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't had a burger in a dozen years,

but from what I remember, Carl’s Jr. used to make some really good fast food burgers.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 20, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

carl's junior

idiocracy-style

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 20, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Guacamole Bacon Six Dollar Burger

1100 calories and worth every single one.

by Inkara1 on Mar 20, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

no Jack Sauce, seems smart.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Mar 20, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

sourdough jack. w/ bacon.

i’ve lost a lot of weight and i don’t miss fast food as much as i though i would. but i might sell of vital parts of my anatomy for a sourdough jack w/ bacon and mayo.

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by ivysafety39 on Mar 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember the first time I had a sourdough jack with bacon

That’s how much of an impression it made on me. That’s a damn good burger.

by naropean on Mar 20, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

No mayo for me, but...

otherwise, this is the closest thing to a perfect fast food burger. You simply cannot go wrong with sourdough.

by jwiscarson on Mar 21, 2009 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I get mayo on it for moisture

But no ketchup or mayo… in other words, how the burger originally came out in 2000 before they “improved” it a couple years later.

by Inkara1 on Mar 20, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree,

but the sirloin burger at JITB is rapidly replacing the Ultimate Cheeseburger for me.

Check the stats, absolutely, but look at the face.
-Bruce Jenkins

by BHill on Mar 21, 2009 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ultimate Cheeseburger

Truly a good burger. Especially with an Oreo Cookie Shake to wash it down with. Try it, you’ll like it.

by srptex on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

All this shake talk

I wonder what time Dairy Queen closes

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I ate an oreo shake once from jack in the box.

Good lord I have never felt fatter in my life.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

that sounded gay.

I apologize.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 20, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dirk has you in a good mood tonight.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 20, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

After nearly giving me a stroke with those bricks he was throwing up in the second half, he certainly redeemed himself.

by brettgardner on Mar 20, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

while I am aware that Kincades is not a “chain”, I think they are the best hamburgers in the DFW area. Plus they have a stand at the Cat’s stadium.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 21, 2009 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

im a fan of five guys

but in n out > five guys

that said rays hell burger here in DC >> in ’n out

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 20, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

In n Out

The popularity of that place is baffling.

Their burgers taste the same as BK or McD or Wendy’s. Jack’s and Whataburger are mo better.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 21, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Considering...

BK, McDonald’s, and Wendy’s do not taste similarly at all your point here is moot. What is confusing to me here is everyone’s love for Jack in the Box. That place is ALWAYS dirty.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 21, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess I'm guilty of not eating much fast food shit

So I’ll concede I may be talking out of my ass a little, metaphorapunnically speaking.

Still, it essentially comes down to this: good fire + mucho fatt = best burger.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 22, 2009 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

big news

Evan and MJH have purchased the Rangers from Tom Hicks

by losangelesrangerfan on Mar 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

he's going to talk about

a really bad flight he had on American Airlines.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Mar 20, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

they obviously didn't know his status

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Mar 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Miles real or is he a creation?

I ask bc I am somewhat new to the party.

What about LAMF? Is he a creation/sockpuppet?

My cool sig.

by Ryin A on Mar 20, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you rang?

and it’s not Lurch…

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know....

just the other day I was thinking y’all may be one in the same.

I should trust my gut more.

My cool sig.

by Ryin A on Mar 20, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

lamf=nymf=BG

miles=for real (hes on facebook lol)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 20, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

BG = Big Guns.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Mar 21, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Who has time to think rationally when you’re a megalomaniac??

by brettgardner on Mar 21, 2009 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

my bad

you know i know who you are lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

At first...

…I thought you were referencing Peter King.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 20, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

t ball and hurleyhurler

are one in the same.

What other church organist has a mouth like that?

My cool sig.

by Ryin A on Mar 20, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey,

I’m holy at work all day, I have to have some balance.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Mar 20, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like how you're a churchy guy in real life and a wise/snarky jokester in your internet life.

I like you better than those Christian people who gather at Starbucks and talk about scriptures at a deliberately loud volume.

by oc on Mar 21, 2009 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm betting it has something to do with Dr. Pepper

And yeah, I put a period on it.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 20, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

My guess:

Playgirl finally called Evan back.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 20, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

ahahaha

got approved for the centerfold huh?

What's the Nef tally??

by BigGuns on Mar 20, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

it'd have to be an...

expanded edition.

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Mar 20, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

DMN and FWST

drop coverage of the Rangers and will get there Ranger coverage from LSB, Newberg, BBTiA and D Magazine.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Mar 20, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh!

Nice.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

my guess for reals

one of the Rangers is going to do a weekly column for D.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Mar 20, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Nolan will be a guest blogger.

They just finished updating the language extensions on their webpage to contain ‘Texas drawl’.

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 20, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

TRS has a piece up about Cruz

I knew this but hadn ‘t really mulled it over. Cruz’s 2008 #s through the winter ball playoffs:
.340/184games/56hr/174rbi

by Goyogringo on Mar 20, 2009 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Evan is engaged

To a sous chef from Sioux Falls name Sue. May they dine hambugergerly evan after.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Mar 20, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

you in sioux falls?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 21, 2009 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe this disintegrated into burger talk

I thought we went over all this last week. We move on at The Corner.

But of those who stayed on topic – hey, thanks a lot for posting all these guesses at InsideCorner – I especially liked adding Nolan as a guest blogger (We’ll work on that, but don’t hold your breath); the suggestion that I scored a shirt endorsement (which I find funny, since most of my shirts are Reyn Spooner, whose company is somehow now advertising on this site instead ours); and the Ranger Hour (somebody call The Fan or Ben & Skin right away). Alas only one guess is even remotely close (actually very close, but a little general). And that guess is none of the ones mentioned in this post.

I’m such a tease, but at least MJH gave LSB a big shout out today with his Marcus Lemon post.

Adam: By the way, what are you giving away as the prize?

by Evan Grant on Mar 20, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

This is like

trying to figure out Steely Dan lyrics.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Surely you jest.

One of the greatest groups ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEhRnBSGPjA

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not my cup of coffee.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 21, 2009 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great intro

Perfect jazz-rock.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2009 2:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

Their first album, Can’t Buy a Thrill, is mind-blowingly good. Although I love Pretzel Logic and Katy Lied, they did veer a bit more towards rock.

Nevertheless, Steely Dan always blows me away for the crystal clarity in their recordings and perfect balance between all instruments. The way they incorporate percussion and still manage to balance the sound is what gets me the most.

by jwiscarson on Mar 21, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Fagen & Becker are perfectionists. ‘Countdown to Ecstasy’ is another must have, might be my favorite. Depends on the mood. I’m still trying to figure out what the background vocalists are saying in ‘Show Biz Kids’.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you want to know anything about SD

email Mike Rhyner at The Ticket. He is an absolute fanatic, and has hung out with them before.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

But,

do I have to send pics of augmented breastage to get a reply? Not that that would be too hard to find.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Countdown to Ecstasy is greatness too.

My favorite track on that album is Your Gold Teeth, but it’s all really good. I didn’t like Bodhisattva at all when I first started listening, but the track has really grown on me over time. Playing it on Rock Band was a real treat (and a huge insight into just how technically difficult their music really is).

by jwiscarson on Mar 21, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their concerts sound like you are sitting in a sound booth w/ headphones on

Unbelievably tight and crisp.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 21, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still upset

I missed their last stop here with Michael McDonald opening.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh. How can you not like Steely Dan?

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 21, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got it!!!

Dr. Pepper is going to join the Inside D as the new blogger!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2009 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That could not have been easy to find

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2009 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Second page in on a google image search for "dr. pepper"

Of course I did have prior knowledge of it being there, however.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2009 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't see it there

I was looking for a good picture to go along with it but just saw Dr. Pepper cans

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope not.

Then he’ll start slacking here.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 21, 2009 2:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I also thought that

and I also hope not. Nothing to do with him starting to slack here either. Though I wouldn’t want that to happen either.

by Mike E on Mar 21, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

Perhaps the Rangers deck of playing cards I got last season at the game.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton will blog once a week.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2009 1:00 AM CDT reply actions  

PEDRO

Rangers spring for Pedro for 4 million and incentives.

by el_gigante45 on Mar 21, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Our most reliable pitcher last year

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

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