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Today's game will be streamed - Yay!

I’ll post a link later if I have time.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Man I wish they'd televise one of the games with all the starters

Although it could be worse, at least we get to see andrus plus hammy/davis.

Davis is hitting a HR today.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Mar 22, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

i’d rather have it where we see a lot of the minor leaguers during ST. We’ll see plenty of the starters during the regular season…

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 22, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well if it were feliz, smoak and borbon I'd be with you.

Arias, Metcalf, Melhuse and Mendoza? Nah =p

Not that its a big deal either way, its fine.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Mar 22, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

But at least it’s televised baseball.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

i’m actually glad we aren’t having to watch the starters. I want to see those that I won’t get to see very often once the season starts

by Mike E on Mar 22, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope you're right

about Davis :-) That would make my day.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAY!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I’m relatively new to baseball too…April 2005 was the first time I was really interested. I’d like to know if Rachel’s path was similar to mine.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'd be pretty short, and go like so:

My friend Lisa is a lifetime Rangers fan, and in 2006 is when she and I became good friends. She dragged me to a few games, and eventually I ran out of ways to entertain myself at the ballpark and just started watching the games. I developed a player crush on Ian Kinsler during that season, and then during the next offseason I started missing baseball. During the early 2007 season, I discovered C.J. Wilson’s blog and then I started paying attention to the team and actually caring about the sport itself.

Oh, and in 2007 I had all kinds of free time for the first time since graduating nursing school, so obsessing over the Rangers is how I filled it up. It also helps that during most of the last 3 years I’ve lived within 5 minutes’ drive of the park.

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's sorta similar to mine

Except my player crush is not quite as cool as Ian Kinsler (very player crush worthy).

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, that player crush has never completely gone away

But it was definitely displaced once I started reading Scorpion Tales and joined MySpace for the sole purpose of being friends with C.J. Wilson.

:-)

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

My first player crush was Mark Teixeira. I went to a game that April with my parents and just found myself enamored with the way he played. I ended up going to 33 games that season. Of course, I added more player crushes during that first season, all of which are gone now.

So…while I dislike Teixeira with a passion now, I’m so thankful he pulled me into baseball and Rangers fandom.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

33!

My personal best is 21 in 2007.

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...33 in 2005

Amy and I had tickets/plans for slightly more than that in 2006. :-(

I still managed 15 before I moved away that June. And 16 total in 2006.
Nine in 2007.
Just three in 2008. :-(

I’m aiming for five in 2009…I wanted to get seven but Chicago doesn’t look like it’s happening. :-(

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

What happened to...
It’d be pretty short

:)

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Mar 22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Snap...

Looks like it being shown again tonight.

http://mlb.mlb.com/network/schedule/

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Mar 22, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh

it wasn’t great. Worth watching, but I wasn’t exactly thrilled with their analysis.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 22, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

They picked us second in the division, woo!

I liked it. Lots of interviews with players and while it wasn’t great analysis it wasn’t galloway-esque either.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Mar 22, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

today's pitchers

Mendoza, Rupe, Gobble, Madrigal, Francisco

http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Mar 22, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Fx2 scheduled to go 2 innings

Interesting.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

My "crashed hard drive" excuse worked,

and my instructor just granted me a 2-day extension on my paper.

That means I don’t have to get it postmarked tomorrow, and can devote my full attention to the game until 5:30!

I mean, I was going to do that anyway, but now I won’t feel so guilty about it.

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

That was pretty fast.

Hopefully Wash will use him better than Posnanski said Hillman did.

But that might be a stretch.

by bioaggie on Mar 22, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man...

I love that music that plays before the..Even if it is the generic FSN music I just got cringes.

RANGERS ON TV! GO RANGERS!

by LSU Ranger on Mar 22, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

you got cringes?

That’s usually somewhat unpleasant.

What about chills?

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok...

I can go with chills…

by LSU Ranger on Mar 22, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That could only happen

against the Rangers :-P

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just typing the same thing.

“if any team is going to have the opposing leadoff hitter get a bunt double…”

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't like this camera view.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Is the screwy looking left handed corner scoreboard...

Going to stay?

I really liked the top of the screen line.

by LSU Ranger on Mar 22, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

what the eff?

Come on elvis

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

A bunt double and a bannana-flipping shortstop.

This could be an interesting day.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

Bring up Jeter as an example of how defense will improve.

by brettgardner on Mar 22, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice double play!

Um, yeah, I’m gonna get excited about routine double plays today. I hope nobody minds.

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Mendoza pitching....

is usually really stressful so i’m used to it.

by LSU Ranger on Mar 22, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

X

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Mar 22, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay, I'm here!

I was doing laundry when the game started…

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Mar 22, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I admit it

I love this commercial with Pedroia in it, even though I don’t like him.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Mar 22, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

It cracks me up

Because he comes off looking like an arrogant prick

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the one

where Pedroia is complaining that they think he can’t hit the high inside fastball because he can’t in the game, and the “accuracy guy”says they want to keep it realistic, so they’re just gonna leave it.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Mar 22, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

I’ll keep an eye out for it.

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You really haven't seen that commercial?

They’ve shown it about 20,000 times the past month.

by Inkara1 on Mar 22, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

DVR

I don’t see many commercials anymore either.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLB 09 - The Show is so freaking awesome

Have had it since it came out and I like it more every single day. I’m addicted for sure.

by Garcia on Mar 22, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

*DROOL*

Must… get… self… copy…

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in the biggest slump of my life though

right now with my RTTS CFer. Had to step away for a minute and watch real baseball.

by Garcia on Mar 22, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

You have to work pretty hard to walk Juan Pierre like that

by Brett Perryman on Mar 22, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm already getting tired of mendoza.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh yeah...

This why I don’t like Mendoza…

by LSU Ranger on Mar 22, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

No, Josh...

Jimmy Gobble did not have an okay year for the Royals last year.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 22, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Mar 22, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Rock Chalk Jayhawk

From one gameday thread to another.

I don’t understand, we were fully versed in Medozas suckatude of epic proportions last year, why is he 1. Pitching for us today 2. Still with the team 3. still in baseball

by SaltyGoesYard on Mar 22, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Randy fucking WOLF?

Frak you Mendoza. Seriously.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha

You use the profanity in the headline and the euphemism in the body. Nice, Jon.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guys,

It’s not that bad. Their pitcher is the one who did he most damage and luckily he won’ have to face the other teams’ pitcher too often, Just make sure not to start him in any away interleague games and he’s golden

by CS3 on Mar 22, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I hope that is sarcasm. But really he did his own damage by walking two batters with two outs.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know it would have to be in a movie.

He could never pitch in real life, his nose was too much of a distraction for the hitter.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is studying

the Rangers’ pitchers really the way to research an upcoming role as a pitcher though? Is he supposed to suck or something? Why else would he take notes on Mendoza?

by CS3 on Mar 22, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scully

is absolute greatness. What a bridge to the past, we’re listening to a guy that called Larsen’s perfect game, Gibson’s WS HR, and an Adam Melhuse spring training at-bat.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't he also call.

….Reggie Jackson trying to assassinate the Queen of England?

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 22, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

I believe so, what a career.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of the reasons

I get the MLB Extra Innings package is because I don’t know how much longer I’ll be able to hear that kind of history.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's the point of standing there at the plate?

I don’t care if mendoza gets hurt swinging. Looks so stupid just standing there watching the ball go by.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

What's the point of him being up there to begin with?

I have NL baseball with a passion but I can live with during the season….but why in the hell must we have pitchers bat in ST? It’s just stupid. Let more guys get some at bats and let the pitchers face actually hitters.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man that is some terrible typing on my part

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The real question is

What’s the point in having pitchers hit in a spring training game?

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well if your Randy Wolf

Its to take advantage of shitty pitching, and nab yourself 2 easy RBI’s

by SaltyGoesYard on Mar 22, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol I love scully

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

You know...

…I kinda had a bad feeling about today, knowing the boys have won six straight. And then when I saw Mendoza was pitching, well….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, me too

The streak had to end sometime.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey now

The game is young.

The other pitchers will get innings soon.

On both sides.

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did enjoy the snippets from the video interviews

Believe it or not, I still havent watched the Davis one. Don’t know if I will.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't watched any of those, I think.

The snippets may have convinced me to go check those out.

(I have an automatic prejudice against any media that starts playing on my computer without my permission/request.)

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...I close them on the site immediately too

But I just haven’t gone and watched any. Except, I think, the Hamilton one.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scully talks too much. It's kind of annoying.

There, I said it.

Don’t shoot me.

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Mar 22, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Tsk, Tsk

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um....

He’s by himself doing RADIO.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

less is the new more.

Even the radio has time for a quiet moment every now and then.

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Mar 22, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, Scully

It’s not so much that the Dodgers are taking Mendoza to school….. it’s that Mendoza always pitches like this :P

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Mar 22, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Because...

…they decided to do an inning with Vin Scully, or something.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 22, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

They listened in on scully for an inning

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have been talking

for a couple of weeks about wanting to get Scully on to do an inning, and this was that inning.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 22, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Now we can go back to Josh making references to movies that Tom hasn’t seen.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Howdy Brooks. Long time no see.

You still in law school?

by Athos on Mar 22, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was never in law school

Much to the disappointment of my parents.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm. I thought you’d started awhile back. Where in the hell did I get that?

by Athos on Mar 22, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I am still in school but just undergrad.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s it.

Good to see you posting, just the same.

by Athos on Mar 22, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get used to it

But thanks.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody who just heard that stolen base called on KRLD knows what I mean when I say Steve Busby is a horrible play-by-play announcer

The pitch is… outside! The throw is… A swing-and-a-miss rather!… The throw is… on the right side of the bag… The call is a strike!… The throw is not in time.

by oc on Mar 22, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Cleveland State about to go down

Too bad. I have a soft spot for Cleveland State.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 22, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

No

I have a soft spot in my heart for a team I watched make the Sweet 16 back in the 80s by knocking off the 3rd seeded Hoosiers.

They were also the subject of one of my favorite quotes by Bobby Knight…when the Kentucky Chris Mills scandal broke, he said, “The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky, they’re going to give Cleveland State two more years probation.”

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 22, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know cleveland was a state.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

"You shut your mouth when you're talking about the Rangers!!"

by b.pate on Mar 22, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was rooting as well

pitt-ok st has been a heck of a game, though

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

not quite

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the love

of Rollie Massimino?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias was trying so hard to get picked.

and it happened

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Renner is still a douche.

Not that I really thought that would change in the offseaso ….

by Athos on Mar 22, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Tvants link for the poor schlobs like me without MLB.tv

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=b7be447b1b2c082d39828db081d7da38

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I had to update software first.

Trying to get it going now. Your feed working?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

The buffering is horrible.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

You may be right.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Mar 22, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to think...

…Rupe is starting the season on the d.l.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 22, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

our most reliable pitcher last year.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those new red unis are fugly.

They look like jammies.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I like them.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m sorry, but there just is no such thing as Ranger Red anymore.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still have a red embroidered logo shirt,

and a red ballcap…but yeah, they lost the red to a few other teams.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does a color make clothes look like pajamas??

The red uniforms are the best decision the Rangers have made in a long time…… I love ’em!!

"You shut your mouth when you're talking about the Rangers!!"

by b.pate on Mar 22, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The goofy white piping, and the garish red.

They look like jammies for a five year old.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does the word 'jammies'

make me think of Ralph from The Simpsons?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

...kinda what I was going for there.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make me laugh.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh, Wolfe is 2-2!

Shoot me…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Tom misses Oil Can?

From what I recall, that guy was an absolute disaster for the Rangers from his ruining of Don Slaught’s face and career year to his absolute incompetence while in the Rangers rotation. But he was a fun guy, so that makes the whole experience great. Yeesh, Tom.

by Athos on Mar 22, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah,

but he went to the hospital and gave Slaught a bag of M&Ms. He was an interesting eccentric.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

*gasp*

Those girls don’t have any clothes on!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Mar 22, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

More MJH greatness:

link

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 22, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on CD

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Almost...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boo...

…warning track power…not quite enough :-(

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...Jones get Rupe's 40 spot?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

almost davis.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

I thought that was gone off hte bat.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 22, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

What's with the big guy in the Pirates jersey

behind home plate? Is he unaware of which teams he’s watching?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

When are they going to trade Jack Wilson?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Zach Duke was gonna be good

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paul Maholm is their opening day starter.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have the fourth pick in the draft.

Surely Strasburg will be taken by then, but if not the Pirates will still have options with Grant Green and Aaron Crow.

by oc on Mar 22, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha..not quite

A man here in town is a huge Pirates fan.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not quite

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Thought he was next.

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Mar 22, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

be sure next time

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Give up a run or two, FX2.

Keep the streak alive!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I knew he could do it!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're scoring 5 this inning.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I mean next inning.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Juan effing Pierre? No wonder Mencia was scared of him.

Err, I meant Mendoza. Whatever, the both can eat a BOD.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Jackie Moore, I think.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 22, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the pitching has been a train wreck today.

That’s something I really haven’t missed since last season.

Sigh.

by Athos on Mar 22, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Mendoza jinxed the entire fucking day.

Jeez I can’t stand him.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that lead-off bunt double

should have been a clue

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Yep.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed the first two innings.

Well, maybe “missed” is the wrong word…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You've been missing a lot of work lately.

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

crap

I’d love to use that line in real life.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strop

up

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Every now and then

starters go nine innings too, but no one is doing it right now.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 22, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That I wouldn't have

Francisco throwing this many pitches still two weeks before the season (assuming it’s as many as it seems like).

by Brett Perryman on Mar 22, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

id be very suprised

if ron let a reliever other than nip,rupe or the electrian(RIP) go more than one.

by austin p. on Mar 22, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love

deep fried oreos…even though they’re so bad for me.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I really just hear someone in the crowd

call Loney “J Lo”?

That’s just not right.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Dumb nicknames abound...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if

hockey people call Bob Gainey, ’B-Gai"

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only once.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gobble in the bullpen...

Standby folks, images hot.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

me three

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

me five

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gobble, gobble!

/Greggo

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

And post away!

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

YAYAYAY!

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Mar 22, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmm, off color?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Has anyone flown American Airlines in the last few months?

I know I have to pay to check a bag. Do I pay that at the counter when I check in or what?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

www.aa.com

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Someone did.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should have warned that was a Miles post

I thought I was going to get real insight

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, sorry

I thought you’d remember that.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks...

…I was unclear if that was included in the ticket price. I just don’t want any surprises at the airport.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll bring booze/beer to the tailgate.

Whadaya want?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is this tailgate you speak of?

And I’ll need to check with my hostess :-)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought that was already on the menu?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

There have been rumblings

But nothing established yet. We need to work on that…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok...just wanted to be sure.

I want to leave a good impression on Casa de Rachel.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Psst, don't tell her,

but I’m gonna TP her patio…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good luck.

I’m on the 3rd floor.

by RachelB on Mar 22, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh hells no!

That wouldn’t be gouging, now would it?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it really windy there

Or is Michael J. Fox operating the center field camera?

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by LSBUser on Mar 22, 2009 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

So mean

But it’s really windy.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oooh!

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Mar 22, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

They walked him?

I already threw the radio off the 2nd floor balcony.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

So now instead of a piece of trash.

It’s a scattered piece of trash.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woops

That ‘oh’ was meant for the Mike Fox comment above.

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Mar 22, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

It really matters that the voters on MLB.com said Hung Chi Kuo was the setup man of the year last year, Eric.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

No, Josh

Murphy hasn’t proved he can hit lefties. He has a career 725 OPS against them.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 22, 2009 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

NR paid him to say that.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOO CHRIS DAVIS.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Davis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 22, 2009 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh SHIT!

They scored and ruined everything!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Woop!

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Mar 22, 2009 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Naughty thing!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha

We’re women.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're playing a double-header?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 22, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess Sunday is the start of the week.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 23, 2009 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where are they televised?

Only online?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:23 PM CDT reply actions  

no

you must be forgetting oc’s mom.

there’s your mom joke oc.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gagree.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did that not make

IFC’s top 100 movie lines?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunno, but today is certainly a time to use it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

great camera work.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

you're gonna miss the comeback. but ok.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chow.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Happy trails.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just because:

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

What the ?

Funny.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 22, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, it just popped up.

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, that was the joke.

I was going to hurl obscenities at you.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

my naked tenders are here.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

naked tenders??

you at Buffalo Wild Wings??

"You shut your mouth when you're talking about the Rangers!!"

by b.pate on Mar 22, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wasn't no.

I don't get it, why would life give me lemons?

by iorange555 on Mar 22, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

man this game

has gotten beyond ugly. Even Mad dog has been infected by Mendoza’s bad karma.

by Hull Fan on Mar 22, 2009 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

This sucks.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 22, 2009 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

10 run rule.

Fuck it Mavis, get the kids in the station wagon, we’re outta here!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

So you're saying there's a chance??

NO.

"You shut your mouth when you're talking about the Rangers!!"

by b.pate on Mar 22, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Glad I've decided to grill for the last little while...

rather than watch the game.

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by rangers85 on Mar 22, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I was really excited to watch today's game

Oh well…at least I got to see a CD homer

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Yum.
Pork-Stuffed Poblanos With Walnut Cream Sauce

I’m gonna make that this week.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Aww

poor Hank

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by The Best Micah on Mar 22, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's funnah!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Now blogging again (temporarily) at "Hello Win Column".

by LSJ on Mar 22, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mesmerized!

Gawd that’s funny!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a keeper, fer sure.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Foxy foxy, whatcha gonna do?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

LisaDub would know that song.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Beavis: “1 adam 5, 1 adam 5, we have a female Caucasian chick standing in the road acting like a dumb ass. We’re going to need back up, come on.”
Butthead: “Ah, Roger, 1 adam 5. Strip her down naked and bring her to me.”
Beavis: “That’s a big 10-4 good buddy.”

by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 22, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mendoza, you

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2009 5:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Today's pitches thrown

LA TX
1 wolf 11 mendoza 7
2 wolf 11 mendoza 28
3 wolf 11 mendoza 16
4 wolf 17 rupe 26
5 wolf 16 francisco 10
6 wolf 13 francisco 29
7 mota 7 gobble 12
8 kuo 22 madrigal 28
9 wade 24

by Ugot Carlymox on Mar 22, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

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