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Match 2, Round 1 Worst DFW Broadcaster/Reporter

Looks like Grandpa Urine ran away with the first match. Hopefully, the senond match will be more competative. This one features ABC sportscaster and ESPN radio douche, Dale Hansen against Randy Galloway's bed-pan boy, Brain Estridge.

The case for each:

Hansen: This know-it-all blowhard has been infecting the DFW sports consciousness for three decades now. Hansen is almost cartoonish in his arrogance, and celebrates his own ignorance like he's on the Kansas School Board (zing). Like many others in this tournament, he purports to be the "common sense" voice, while pandering to the lowest common denominator. In his defense, he does a lot of charity work. But, he is still a giant douche.

Estridge: He plays the Felix Unger to Randy Galloway's Oscar Madison on ESPN radio's "Galloway and Company." But unlike Tony Randall, he has the charisma of a dead roach. He speaks in a perpetual whine, and never makes a point more nuanced than "no it isn't" or "yes it is." In his defense, he does an okay job on TCU basketball games. But, he's Galloway's push over. And that makes him worthless.