Today's lineup is up
Today's lineup is up, with the super-awesome Andruw Jones hitting cleanup.
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Dismissive Wanking about Andruw Jones...

Will Salty and Davis be Traded at ASB?
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
That's
disturbing…and oddly mesmerizing all in one small picture. Great way to start out a game day thread.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 24, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Tuesday pitch counts:
The king of Peoria, Brandon MCarthy, is slated to throw five innings or 80 pitches today. McCarthy has allowed just one hit over his last two starts, both of which were in Peoria.
Derrick Turnbow is down for one inning or 25 pitches. C.J. Wilson gets an extended run at 1 to 2 innings or 35 pitches. That’s the same workload for Josh Rupe today. If there’s any room left, Jimmy Gobble could get some work.
- Anthony Andro
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
The B-Mac attack is in full force
Blackgloverighty for rangers ace 2009.
5 innings, 3 hits, 1 walk, 3 Ks, 1 run.
the preceding post was a great success.
We doing game predictions?
Jones 0-3 1 K 2 weak pop ups. 0-2 vs Washburn
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
woooo BMac...
he’s bringing the “special sauce” today I have a feeling.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you.But once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
wed, fri, sat, sun i believe
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
sun is next week.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
yes it does
once
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I hope A. Jones
Blows a ACL running to first base today just to put an end to all of this. If Jones is on the Opening Day roster and is hitting clean up Wash and Rudy both should be fired on the spot.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
well, constructing the 25 man roster falls within the responsibilities of the GM
So if there is a head that should roll…
Doctor please. Some more of these.
AJ on the 25 man instead of Cat
is roughly a wash.
AJ playing every day and not producing would be on Washington. Not firing Washington would be on the GM.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
Not firing Washington now seems to be the
responsibility of Nolan Ryan.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Nailed it perfectly with that one.
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
I think
JD was the only person not pushing for AJ if I remember correctly. There was something that said (yeah, I know) that Nolan, Levine, RW, and Rudy were the ones pushing for Jones to stay
And we all know
Johnny Donuts is just around to bring Nolan Coffee and Donuts.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
True True
Josey, if that’s the case, does that make you change any ideas regarding JD and Nolan? Not trying to start WWIII, just curious.
CS3
If you’re asking, yes retaining both Washington & JD is a King Kong fuck up. Does that answer your question?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Not really,
Just wondering if it surprised you that Nolan was in favor of keeping AJ and shares baseball feelings with Washington, with JD on the other side
I don't have blind allegiance towards Nolan
but do respect him for ending the avalanche of incompetence that was so prevalent in the Ranger FO before he arrived.
If he favors keeping AJ, I think it’s a mistake but not on par with bringing back both JD & Washington.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I have read how he has been playing
No I don’t have a crystal ball but just by judgeing what others have been saying I don’t want him hitting 4th. I could care less if he or Cat are the 25th man and a 4th or 5th OF. Quit being snarky. So I guess you would have him in the lineup every day?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
I can understand you not wanting him to bat 4th,
But that’s a way different position than saying that, based on what you’ve read about a players performance during ST, you would fire the head coach and hitting coach (potentially one of the best in the game) on the spot, when we don’t have an obvious clean-up hitter whatsoever, and they’ve been watching him in person (and are paid professionally to make these types of decisions).
There are a lot of other considerations, and although Rudy has missed, you can’t argue that Andrew Jones doesn’t have more talent than any of his past projects (Fulmer, etc.)
There is no reason for AJ
To bat 4th in this lineup. If Rudy and Wash think they can turn back the clock to 2005 or 06 well more power to them but from what I have seen and heard he has no business in the middle of the lineup.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Jones is a product of Roids
and he is trying to come back to TX because of our reputation with the drug.
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
From Jason Cole's spring training notes ...
Matt Thompson probably had the most impressive inning I saw in Surprise. He definitely didn’t look like a pitcher that had an astronomical ERA in the AZL last year. Thompson pitched to four hitters and struck out three of them. His curveball showed signs of being close to plus.
Lovely. Imagine if this big kid starts missing bats like crazy this summer.
I wonder
If Andrew hit two bombs today would we all feel more comfortable with him on the 25
Nobody punished like Earl and No one was nastier than Ryan
Today
Is one day out of 200 that matters to Ranger roster choices. Even with “right now” knee jerl events, this bunch won’t buy into pan flashes or believe lighting strikes regularly in the same place. Heh …
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Mar 24, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It will take more than one game
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
exactly..
Whiffy Whifferson had a 3 home run game once.. and we all know how that went.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you.But once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
yep
He also had a 4 K game once
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Im not saying keep AJ
All I was curious about is if people would not be so worried. I personally would cut him maybe keep Cat, just so Boggs could get regular at bats in AAA and not be sitting on the bench.
Nobody punished like Earl and No one was nastier than Ryan
Explanations about the lineup
For those who like it official: Andruw Jones is still here. He did not take his free agency on the off-day. Instead he is batting cleanup at designated hitter against left-hander Jarrod Washburn and the Mariners in Peoria. Nelson Cruz is fifth.
Just a lineup that Washington wants to look at today in Peoria.
Hank Blalock is starting at first base. Chris Davis will follow him. Washington wants to play both at first base with Jones at DH. Blalock goes first because of his veteran status.
this drives me crazy
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
Question (doing best Dwight Schrute impression)
Why does Travis Metcalf lead the entire organization in official spring trainingABs?
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
Yankees
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Jones
Is it possible he’s still here only to gain ABs and then catch on elsewhere?
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
That would be my hope
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
The Rangers getting used?
what a novel concept….
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you.But once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Like a baby wipe
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
will someone be so kind
as to give the mlb gameday link…
NP
Here’s how you can always find it yourself:
1) Bookmark the current Gameday link
2) Return to that page tomorrow
3) Click the “Today” link in the top right corner. That change the scoreboard to today’s games
4) Click the box for the game you want
by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 24, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah it is easy I know
but people are so accommodating here…
Link
this guy has a blog that has gameday links for all games….updated weekly…..
http://heylisten.blogspot.com/
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Mar 24, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Cat and A. Jones for D. Willis?
I doubt any of the three will ever be as good as what they were several years ago.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
White Sox are looking for a CF
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1491904,CST-SPT-sox24.article
this article mentions….yes, Kenny Lofton as a possibility.
What about Marlon Byrd?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I really wanted the
Byrd Marshall trade to happen last year with the Cubs.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Prime 9
That might be my favorite show on the MLB Network.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Well
Kinsler starts the game with a bunt for an out.
Singles by Young and Hamilton.
Andruw hits FC to third. Hamilton out at 2nd. Young to third.
Runners on the corners Cruz F9 for the 3rd out.
Why bunt with Kinsler?
Chris Shelton batting .474 in ST for Seattle!
I can’t believe we let that guy get away.
by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 24, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
neither can his mother.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you.But once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
I hope the Mariners are as awful this year as they were last year
Especially since I’m taking my mom to the game on May 14th so we can drink beer and heckle. I’d hate to get all upset because we were losing.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
30 Teams in 30 Days
Is the Rangers episode accessible online? Does it require subscription?
I didn’t read any thoughts on it…anyone watch?
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
For whatever reason
The Rangers and Dodgers are the only two not available on the MLB Network – not sure why.
The wife cancelled my scheduled recording in order to record Rock of Love (her eye will heal up just fine, thanks for asking) so I’m searching frantically myself.
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
by TomLovesHideki on Mar 24, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
i saw it
it was pretty much everything i know about the rangers rehashed by people on a national platform
i dont know why im always curious to read about or watch these type of things though i know it will be the same stuff ive been hearing for months
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by studcrackers on Mar 24, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Because it is nice to hear it from others
Not just Ranger insiders or Ranger blogs.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
The Rangers official site
has several segments taped during the show up on their video page. Just click on any video then browse thru the clips after getting redirected.
OK dammit
could we stop making outs on the first pitch of an inning?
Thanks.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
You never answered my question.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I know
Yesterday was a bad day at work (one of our offices laid off 5% of their staff, and I’m the one who does all the network account stuff), and I was in bed by 9:30. I will look at teh Facebook again tonight.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Eek, not a good day...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Abdruw Jones grounds out
Thats all I need to see. DFA him
Bmac is going to be a beast this year
I’m calling it right now. First!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
I called it in 2004.
I’ve been hangin’ with J Wales…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
twol popups
by BMac. It is OK to be a flyball pitche rif the flyballs stay in the infield.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
is there any stat
that takes weakly hit popups into consideration or do they all just get roped into the same category?
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by studcrackers on Mar 24, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
salty for cleanup?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Mar 24, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
was that opposite field?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
gameday says
he hit it to left field, and washburns a lefty. so im assuming he was batting righty
nice to see him get hits as a lefty though
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by studcrackers on Mar 24, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Fox in for Young
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Already?
Something wrong with FFace?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
anyone listening to be able to give a little more insight?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
No info yet.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Young has left the game after two
Michael Young has left the game against Seattle after reaggravating his left quad in the second inning. We’ll get more details later.
- Anthony Andro
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 24, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you'd think he was playing CF
or something this spring…
so far so good
on the young staying healthy part of the 2009 season
Damn analog radio.
I thought I was listening to a Korean broadcast of the game…I was cheering and everything. Then I adjusted the antenna…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
well, that's re-aggravating, then.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
another quad?
it’s like that House episode where one passenger on the flight gets certain symptoms, then everyone else on board starts getting the same symptoms…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Don't tell everyone how it ends.
PLEASE.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Mar 24, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Hammy...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
?
?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Choked a play on a flyball.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Gawd it's bad that I
know that song…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I guess it's good that I don't, then?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
UGH
I’m kind of glad I’m only listening to this.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
105.3
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
105.3 FM.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Maybe the one Hammy didn't catch, kinda.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
1-0 on an error.
Hank didn’t cover 1st.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Salty nailed a runner.
I think…was it a sac bunt?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Hard RBI 2B over Hammy's glove to the wall.
2-0
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'm not listening
Did it sound like he should have had it? Or that a better (positioned) CF would have had it?
by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 24, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a hard liner
They said he looked like he thought he had it, but the ball is carrying even without any wind today, FWIW.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Good lord
Poor Bmac is not getting any help on D today.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Mike Sweeny out...
Inning over.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Do you like Mike Sweeney?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
No, I'm just glad it was out.
Err, ahhh, lemme rephrase that!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Jones down swinging
is this premature?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
It will all work out in the end
20 strikeouts in the next 10games and he gets his walking papers…
mcarthy with the error
on the throw i guess
Hank with the real error.
Cover first, dude.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The runner advanced on the error.
They scored the bunt a single. So, no outs were missed.
by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 24, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Salty 2 run single!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Two-run single for Salty!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Hey Boston.....
….the price for Salty goes up everyday!! Keep holding out, bitches!!
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
Ticket Question...
Anyone know if there’s any kind of exchange policy for individual game tickets before the date of the game? I’ve got tickets for the April 8 game, but not sure if I’ll be able to make it due to quarter close at work. Anyone know if I’d have any luck calling up and possibly getting these tickets exchanged for a different day?
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
It's worth a try
I’ve traded in some mini-plan tickets last year at the Dallas office, but not individual tickets.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I believe my wife had luck doing this last year.....
Give ’em a call and mention a family reason, not work. ;-)
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
little known secret
you can exchange unused tickets at the ticket office for a small charge ($1-2) per ticket.
they will do this even if the tickets are for a game that has already been played.
Doctor please. Some more of these.
Reverse Rally Shelton!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Mar 24, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
WTF is that Rodney?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
A rally shelton pic
from last season.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Never saw that one.
Ugly ass nutrea maybe?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Naked mole-rat.
Freaky things.
http://uglyoverload.blogspot.com/2009/02/nacktmull.html
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
LOL
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Mar 24, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Well shit.
That didn’t work…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Come on Rodney!!
You gotta bring the heat!!
We need something stronger ready for his next at bat.
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
Ugh...
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
4-2 now, I think.
105.3 cut off the end of the inning, as usual.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yes
I fully expect there will already be one out when they come back to the game, too.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WTF, it's like a five minute commercial break!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
"technical difficulties"
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
4-3 now, Hammy scores on a Jones double.
Suck it, haterz!
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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4 to 3
Jones double..Hammy scores
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you.But once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
oh yeah. and Cat sucks at baseball.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
alright Ron!
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
BMac's longest outing this spring.
No pitch count given.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Hammy has another ball go by him.
Jeez, now I need a Borbon!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Hamilton is getting his workout in today.
He definitely aint going all 9 today.
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
Oh F...
Double half way up the outfield wall, by Griff. 5-3
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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IKE nails Mike Sweeney at first.
Ouch…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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6-3,
And Ginger-Boy hates me.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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he still has a career OPS
of over .800. I still think Shelton is a big leaguer. Just not on a team with a long lineage of prolific 1B like the Rangers.
Eh, it's 2% humidity.
Think he may not be able to grip the ball?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Ah there it is...
found my Rangers Brand Pitching™
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun"
I really hope we hear
he was working hard on a certain pitch or something, because this is simply not a line up that should be able to punish a legit major league pitcher.
Duh...
He’s working on his Slurve.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 24, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
BMac out.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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5 Homeruns would worry me. But 5 doubles may be due to the park size than his pitching.
I try to be an optimist
2%
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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With BMac, I could care less about an occasional rough patch..
I just want to see him take the ball every fifth day and look healthy for the whole year. The rest will take care of itself.
True, but like I said above
it is 2% humindy out there. How the heck could you put any spin/etc on a baseball?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Agreed....
2% is bad beer, and it’s bar for pitchers too.
sounds like he needs to start in AAA to find himself.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Yeah, right after Hammy...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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but not Jones! HOF!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Tyson Giles just stole off of Rupe and Salty
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
The long lost Giles brother?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
it's Gillies, i think.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Gillies it is
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
Does Rupe make it to April 6th?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Questionable
He’s always been a case where his results don’t bear out his supposed stuff.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Mar 24, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Agree. He was abused last year,
but he still seems too wild, both in and out of the strike zone.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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NO
Nippert Wins… Rupe has used his lifeline and made his call to his friend…and still doesn’t have the right answer. May be time to pack it up.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
not for a roster spot?
could of sworn Eric was just saying that…
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
i think there's a decent chance
both make it because the team would rather not risk losing either arm, and I really doubt Madrigal is as much of a lock as people keep saying. But if it comes down to one spot for both guys in a long reliever/swing man role, I think Nip’s got the edge.
two sac bunts will help get out of an inning
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
oops nevermind
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
at least no one has
struck out today
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
Jones with another hit, a single.
Hehe, oh noes, the angst…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Cruz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
And impressed the heck out of Nadel too.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Nellie Cruz 3 run BOMB!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Thank God
they had Andruw setting the table for him!
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
Good thought.
Good thought.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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wooooooo NELLIE DEEP!!!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Does anyone else doubletake when they see
the name Chris Shelton….
“wait…didn’t we already……oh, it’s Seattle….they like our scraps”
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
i'll be sure to follow ryan roberts this year.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Cat catches a ball in the OF!
And somewhere, Dan mutters under his breath…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Eatin on the AIR!!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
No, I meant DJCahill.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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His throw probably went a record 12 feet.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
I like Steve Busby
but him doing all this PBP kind of ruins the radio experience for me. Nadel is so good.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
I like Buzz because he called the games
when I first moved here and got into the Rangers. He has good and bad points though.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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At least he's toned down
the overinflection and baseball voice a bit since then.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 24, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Does anyone else
sort of wish they would sort out the sports coverage over at insidecorner by sport? I like all DFW sports teams, but when I am looking for Rangers coverage, I don’t need to sort through a bunch of Mavs and Starts posts to find it. Am I being too picky?
No to 1.
Yes to 2. It is an experiment, remember. Let’s just hope it is a successful one, because we always need more EG & MJH.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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i am not asking
they shut the whole thing down. it just would be easier to read through if they sorted by sport and it seems like a really quick fix. believe me, I am VERY grateful that the site popped up in an attempt to save non-Cowboys sports coverage in the metroplex.
Cat at the plate in a lefty v. lefty situation
8th inning
It’s go time!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
welp! nm
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Jack ties it up!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
and it would help
if Arias’ BA wasn’t mitigated by his horrible tendency to get out on the basepaths though pickoffs, running through signs and diving in front of batted balls.
BGL in.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Kamloops?
Deedle, deedle.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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I guess if he loses his pitching job....
he can do pr0n with that stache..
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
They had MegaDeath earlier.
I was enjoying.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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not a lot Jonny..
Cat just killed a potential rally with a ground out..tied up ..bottom 9th
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
He is such
a great pinch hitter.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
cat'sup
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Anybody have recommendations for external hard drives?
I just want one for basic computer backup, so I really don’t need 500 GB.
How big do you need?
USB thumb drives are CHEAP these days. If you need 8 gigs, how about a USB drive on sale for $20 at Best Buy?
Yeah, I got an 8 gig SD card and a USB adapter for it for about $15 on Amazon last week.
Using those for my phone.
The hard drive thing is appealing, though. I’m rebuilding my “collection of stuff that needs to be backed up” from scratch now (because I never backed up before my HD crashed last week), and the idea of using Apple’s Time Machine with the constant backup updates is very attractive to me.
I just bought a 1 TB external drive
for $81 delivered.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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I am very happy with the ones I bought from Western Digital
make sure you have the right connection type you want. USB, Firewire etc.. Makes sure you get 7400 RPM speed. Lower that that will casue lag problems between the 2.
If you are using USB connection only,it is not a huge noticeable difference between the RPM speeds becasue of the connection type transfer speed.
You could use Disk Image,
and put your entire HDD on a CD.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Gah
Andruw is our last hope…
Is it bad I’d rather him to strike out on three pitches than win the game for us?
She was a grand old lady...
No, I understand
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
he eats anything?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
greatest of all time?
interesting…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
So what happened to McCarthy?
Other than giving up 8 hits and 3 walks, I mean…
She was a grand old lady...
Hammy misplayed 3 balls hit to him.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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apparently it was the, uhem,
humidity….
Gobbleiscious!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
hahaha
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Gobble, Gobble!
Shit!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Gobble Dip!!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Ballgame, 7-7 tie.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
My sister is a great kisser!
I hope her husband doesn’t mind…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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A tie is like
kissing your sister…you’ve never heard that???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Hopefully there'll be a good TVants stream
It’s about damn time we had a night game.
She was a grand old lady...
OK, back to Andruw Jones angst, 24/7!!!
Greggo…Out!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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