Today's lineup is up
The lineup is up for tonight's game. Don't forget, it is on FSSW...
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flip murph and salty
and that’s a good lineup.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Yep.
Here’s hoping we’ll never see Murphy batting second in a regular season game.
She was a grand old lady...
Can't wait.
I’m glad it’s not till 8:05 I can watch the first hour of American Idol.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
oh thanks for reminding me...
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
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Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
American Idol
is a sport.
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.
by red shoe ranger on Mar 25, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh.
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Reality TV
Suckers in the weak minded…there isn’t a damn thing “real” about it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Cops is the only real reality tv show.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I like american idol.
I’m watching it now as a matter of fact. It’s entertaining.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
of course you do,
and of course you are.
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Just because you don't like something.
Doesn’t mean it sucks, what it means is that you don’t like it. I know that most of you think you’re the smartest people on earth and that’s fine. Just saying though I’m sure a lot of people think baseball sucks does that mean it does? Nope it just means they think it does.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Well said, and I agree.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Baseball surely doesn't suck.
But people who think baseball sucks, suck.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
you may be right
except that arguing in favor of reality tv, you’re not
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Mar 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You know when you put your mouse over a link
And then it shows the url in the bottom of the window, without having to click on the link? Yeah.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
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When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
well
since Andro’s IP only adds up to 8 I guess we will see some minor leaguers tonight.
I would rather see Blalock at 3B and Jones DH.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Wash has a knack
for showing us players we’re dying to see in televised ST games. Can’t wait to see those pitchers!
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But you get to SEE
a HBP, instead of hear it!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Kinda OT, but this reminded me...
I have this decongestant I was taking when I had the flu called Cloricidan HBP. The HBP here stands for High Blood Pressure, but my brain refuses to read that as anything but Cloricidan Hit By Pitch…
I’m ready for baseball season to start!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
9-7 lead at the end of the 1st quarter.
The tension mounts…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Oh noes, now 21-14
:19 left in half.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Who is up?
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The Ticket.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 25, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
oh
are they playing the girls hs basketball team?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
yep.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 25, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Just turned on the radio
Corby is headed to the hospital with a second degree aids diagnosis. I guess that hurts?
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol, I guess so.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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sprained ankle induced AIDS apparently
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
did
Cindy get taken down due to NSFW or were there some over the top Wangers? Just curious?
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.
by red shoe ranger on Mar 25, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
she is definately
looking strong for 43…..
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.
by red shoe ranger on Mar 25, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
And Hollywood sinks the 3!
Team Ticket up 26-25.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
It would be funny
if the ticket guys threw a Will Ferrell style tantrum after losing a close game.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
HEAVEN WANTS US TO WIN THIS GAME
I’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Lake Highlands up 34-28.
2:21 left in the 3rd.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
running out of gas
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
34-34 now.
:20 left.
Donny Doo has 8 boards.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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and
is black.
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.
by red shoe ranger on Mar 25, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Go Sports!
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Whodathunk Donny would be their best player? I bet some of those guys are exhausted. Someone like Bob can probably handle it, but even if you run some, you’re not used to the fast burst stuff unless you do it.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
the question that must be answered
is this:
What if Wang were to retire, go to work as a producer at the Ticket, and play in this game next year?
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.
by red shoe ranger on Mar 25, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm...
Ticket expected to use their Wang on the L.H. girls
??
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously, this
is a fght for every dude who’s ever said they could beat a h.s. girls varsity basketball team.
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Donny kinda has a gut, he's not in great shape.
But yeah, I would be dead by now if I were playing.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
41-38 Lake Highlands
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
now 45-38
game over
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
45-38 now.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 25, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Need some 3 balls
from Hollywood.
come on man sports
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
47-38
Church.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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ugh.
Suck my balls Kyle.
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Aw
I was expecting Corby to reenter the game Paul Pierce style.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
oof.
down by 13. At least make it close.
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The girls were probably
a little nervous at the beginning, but I’m sure it’s all a matter of the girls being in shape and these guys not being in shape at all. When you’re done you’re done.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
yep.
They are going to be hurting for a week.
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
The aids have already chewed up one of his legs. He needed to get to the hospital before they got to his midsection.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
51-38.
3:19 to go…crap.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The big black girl
Shania Twain has 20. She owns them
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
54-43
1:33 left
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
55-44
:56
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
59-44
disgrace.
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
61-44
Final.
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you gonna believe your tv guide or AJM? think about it.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Take your time.
you got two hours left.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
It was kind of late
coming on my time warner guide. Your service may have just not updated since it was added to the schedule. Just record three hours of FSSW.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
rub it in.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Ok! :p
Section 37 row 16—-Thanks Craig!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
:/
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Funny
I’m in that row, too :D
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Oh, Really?
No, Oh Rally!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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what the hell...
I’ve got grande cable in San Marcos and the TV guide channel lists the game at 8 of FSSW. However, its just now halftime in the Spurs game, which is televised currently. Anyone know if I will get the game or not?
JIP maybe?
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why I like DirectTv
2 FSSW’s.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Actually
There is one FSSW with a HD Component and 3 alternate’s
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Both of my FSSW's have HD.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Well La Te Da!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
:P
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Texeira trade
In “Spotlight” on FSSW, Jon Daniels suggests that July 2007 was a “perfect storm” for dealing Texeira mainly because Schuerholz was soon to leave and wanted to make one “final push”. Almost seemed to suggest that Schuerholz overpaid.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
Daniels did a really good job
but he was fortunate that the Braves were so motivated and that the whole MLB trend to get back to keeping your prospects started after that deadline.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I think you could say that trade was one of the things that made other teams trend toward keeping their prospects.
She was a grand old lady...
Agreed
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
A couple of more pre-game notes:
The wind is blowing hard and it’s blowing out. The Rangers hit plenty of long balls in Surprise. The wind reminds me of Sunday’s weather when the Angels and Royals combined for 15 homers at Surprise Stadium. Also, Bryan Corey, Kendy Batista, J.B. Diaz and Beau Vaughn are available to pitch for the Rangers.
- Anthony Andro
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
See?
I mean who isn’t just DYING to see Corey and Diaz? Bleh, pay attention to your fans, Rangers.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Bryan Corey
IIRC, he sort of resembles Dustin Pedroia.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah he’s like a what if they mated of Pedroia and Scot Shields
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Like this?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
?
?
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Futurama
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Pete Stein on 105.3?
Did they hire all the Ticket cast-offs?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yes, no
Freedo went to 103.3
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Right, but that was a move up.
It just seems guys i heard on the ticket 6-12 months ago are now on the fan…kinda funny.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
hiring ticket
cast offs is a shit load better than bringing in newy and sean types….
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.
by red shoe ranger on Mar 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
and freaking Jagger
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I pray he's just
keeping the seat warm until they can hire Norm
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.
by red shoe ranger on Mar 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't listen to Norm
so I’d be pretty indifferent to that.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh eff.
Cowboys effing talk 15 minutes before a Rangers game. Just shoot me.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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How long have you lived in the metroplex?
I learned to get used to that really fast. Although it made me sick every time.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Since prolly before your birth date.
I do get very sick of cowboys crap though, still.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Guess you voted Harper
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Renner needs the Old Yeller treatment.
Come to think of it, he kinda looks like a dog…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Well, for one
It looks like something crawled up on top of his head and died there.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Renner > Cowboys Talk
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
John Radigan
has some pimp threads.
Renner is tall. His suit looks like something David Byrne would wear from the Stop Making Sense days.
My cool sig.
I like Rads.
I thought he was OK filling in on the ticket too.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Wow, so anthrax > arsenic?
:p
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Exactly
Renner goes down smooth and kills quickly, Cowboys talk is 365 days of torture.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like NASA Channel,
used to drive my other insane…but I really liked it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
That is quality viewing,
I must agree.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
+1
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
going from weekend shows to weekday slots are moves up too.
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by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
OT: Anyone ever live at 4343 at the Parkway
I think I am going to check them out tomorrow.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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The Fox Sports theme at the start of the game
is such a sweet sound :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
Can I get a
Gameday link. Im at work till 9, bastards
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_03_25_arimlb_texmlb_1
FWIW, Jason and I are running a Gameday chat tonight if anybody’s terribly interested.
by Joey Matschulat on Mar 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
High and tight first pitch
Love it!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Young would have had that
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
What happened?
MLB.tv came back from commercial late.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
x
f-9
hard single to lf
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
look at it this way
you can go watch idol now…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
I'm recording it.
Good looking out though. Appreciate it asshole.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Hey fucker,
watch the language…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
lol
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Gotta be kiddin me!!
Technical difficulties?
FSSW is in mid-season form!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Technical difficulties on the broadcast
AAhhhh F!
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
They couldn't pour
piss out a boot with instructions written on the bottom.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
There was a kid in the front row with a flip camera having less technical difficulties.
Can’t even get their shit working.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
So
Who do you think the four players in center field are?
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
I was just thinking that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
So was I.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Looks like
there is one red jersey and two blue?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Base hit to CF
Jackson at 1st, Young at 2nd, 2 outs.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Back on TV?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
pickin machine
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Quick turn
nice DP
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5-4-3 DP
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Back! Just in time for commercials! Yay! Sell me Stuff!
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
wooooo KINS KONG!!!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
WTF did I do???????
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Mmmm baseball
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
apparently,
Metcalf is now a switch-hitter
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
Does his old lady know that?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yeh she watches
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
she does now
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
sheesh...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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OH SHIT
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Wow, TV is ahead of radio?
That’s odd.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
How did Kinsler get on base?
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rocket shot down the 3rd base line
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I apologize
It was a poorly hit ball in somewhere between 2nd base and the 3rd base parking lot.
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I'm getting used to josh swinging at everything again. it's nice.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
That's a pretty swing.
Just…….pretty.
I missed that.
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Yeehaw!
Big Tex on KRLD in the 2nd inning.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Home plate ump bein' kind to the Rangers so far, it seems
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Benson very good today, according to Nadel.
He is a very possible addition as a 5th starter, moving Feldy back to the BP. This don’t sound like good news for Rupe.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
we'll take it!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
the walk not the technical difficulties
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Here we go again...
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god damnit
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
fuck!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I'm tired of FSSW just keep all the games on My27.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Apparently FSSW is practicing for June.
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I guess
it’s spring training for the crew at FSSW too.
Lol nasty weather?
It rained like 3 hours ago.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
well he announces for the Rangers
and Chargers. Lots of opportuinities for excuses.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Just looked at the state radar
FSSW sends their signal through Houston, and they are getting some weather right now…
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In N' Out Burger shout out.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
i hear so many good things about them
but ive never been out west where they have them. that will be the 1st thing i get if i ever go there. and i’ll probably be disappointed
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by studcrackers on Mar 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
doubt if you will be..
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Their fries suck.
I threw mine away. Burger? Not a big deal.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
MMMMMmmmm
tasty.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
hell yea
right as we get back, good goin hank
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nice going Hank
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Before he tried to kill the ball every at bat...
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
he's back to just being a hitter
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
nasty weather here in katy
my direcTV dish is trying, it really is….but failing.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
I'm feeling creative...
…any graphics requests?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
yeh can i see that one you did of Milly?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
This one?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
JDs face makes this one
He looks like he’s enjoying watching that whip a little too much…
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HA ha...I know
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
ok thanks.. it needs a little something
cowbell? no
can you dangle a money bag in front of him like a carrot and maybe have JD with a fishing pole with the money bag on the end of the line?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Wow...nothing like challenging me a little bit.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you might need to cut some of Nolans whip off...
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Yeah...
right now it looks like one of those rhythmic gymnastics streamer things.
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or just a pot of gold in front... the real incentive
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
How's this

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
well i was thinking of the dangle the carrot concept..
with the bag in front of Milly …
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
just take the bag..
put it in front of Millys face if you can and extend JD’s pole (no pun) towards Milly
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Eh..this is my final draft of this one..for now

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol ok it looks pretty good
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
remember the crowd you're tallking to here
Don’t mention anything ‘graphic’… you never know what kind of requests you’ll get…
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Oh yeah...thanks for the reminder
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Miles getting a smackdown from Stone Cold Steve Austin?
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Opening day sold out:
Still 60% of tickets available for game 3.
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According to Nadel,
400 obscured seats, and 1200 SRO seats left.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
all i nkow is
i got my rangers/astros tickets when they come down here in late may. Right behind homeplate…. Woo WOOOOOoooo!
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Josh mentioned that Nolan will be in the TV booth later in the game too...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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I lahk Toosdies...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Link for ya'!
tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=3e62cc5fc2e5bb6adef47c27f720efae
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
David Price
will start the season at AAA.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
not sure if it's
for arbitration reasons, free agency, or to limit his innings.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
But we'd be screwing with Andrus too much
if we sent him down.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
just seems like a no brainer to keep him in AAA until May. Adds an extra year and also gives the Rangers time to evaluate other guys before they have to drop someone else from the 40 man.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
crap he's on my fantasy baseball team
No es bueno
amazing?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Feldman to the pen.
Sounds close to a done deal.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
That makes me sad
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
This

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Sayonara Rupe
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Who says?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Nolan this time.
See my post above, it kinda got lost in all the “FSSW Sucks Ass” posts.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Everything i've seen list McCarthy as the 5th starter.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Kristen
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Benson, sounds like.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
That's good... I hear he needs work.

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Robert Guillaume is 81.
It’s work for him to get out of bed.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
uh oh... Padzilla's hittin' people..
just a toe this time, but these tend to come in groups…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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YUP he works from the toes UP
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
in a Mazda with 8 sorority girls...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Without help, even.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
In a glass case of emotion....
I mean the tanning bed…
by Lo'Ranger(s)714 on Mar 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Salt Jack!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Salty HR!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Salty!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WOOOOOOOO
Good ole teacher fucker
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Dude, that is too much...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
WTF just happened here.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
with a question mark ?
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
so...
anyone ever seen what mrs. saltalamacchia looks like?
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by studcrackers on Mar 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
doing a google image search for "mrs. saltalamacchia"
brings up this hideousness…

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HA!
That’s comedy
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Ok, I've now made my first graphic of the new season...
time for Padilla to give me reason to use it next inning.
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mann
feldman going to the pen upsets me, a lot…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Can look at it like this
He’s pretty certain to be back in the rotation very quickly, and after throwing 163 innings last year (a huge jump from any other year in pro ball) you ideally wouldn’t jump him straight to 200+. In the end, this probably only keeps him from that.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
So McCarthy is out of the question?
He is listed as the 5th starter, not Feldman
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
That is not reflective of reality
I never understood why they listed the depth chart like that, other than as a motivator for him. I mean you never totally know, but I’d be stunned if they kept Feldman in the rotation and put McCarthy in the pen before the season.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
BMac is maybe 4, not 5.
However, Maddux has been very non-commital about slotting pitchers, except that Millwood and Padz are 1 & 2.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yeah
but i don’t like jerking a player from starter to bullpen too much…you need to stick with one thing over the year. Moving pitchers back and forth is what messes them up…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Example?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
umm...just look to last year
and Joba
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Going from 1 inning reliever to Starter
But would Feldman be the long man?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
that's not a good way
of utilizing one of our better pitchers. Let’s put him in when we’re down a lot…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
With this team/offense
The long man has proved to be a pretty important the last few years.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
It's because the BP sucks.
They need the reinforcement.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
x
http://21stcmb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/02/morton_salt.jpg
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
woooo ELVIS
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
accident or skill?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
skill
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
That's one thing he can do now offensively
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
in my pants
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lay out worthy
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
There will be splooging in this thead
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I'm not much of a Game Day Thread guy...
…but that hit and run was a thing of beauty.
my dad didn't understand why I yelled at a single
but that deserves every bit of a yell as a home run
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OT: Tom Hicks looking to sell 49% of Stars and Rangers.
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I'm in for a $1...
anyone else?
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W.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Nolan LUVS Elvis, BTW.
He is speaking in glowing terms.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yeah
Listening to him is what makes me think that he was integral in that move, maybe even the driving force.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
so just to clarify
Andrus will start right? He’s not starting in AAA or anything like that.
He's in the bigs, 100%.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
All indications are yes
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
we don't know yet for sure
but sounds like a done deal
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Kins...
me still likey.
Btw, the dog is still alive.
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The Rangers are leading the league in smiles
according to Lewin
no word on rainbows though, eh?
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
We will have to wait and see...
anything is possible…
Lol... Rangers lead the league in smiles.
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Yay Andrus!
Stolen base machine
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and i was just going to say
i would like to see Elvus run here…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Rodney will have to relay the Benson/Feldman stuff
I didn’t hear that. Otherwise there hasn’t been substance. He’s still going.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Readd above, Re: Andrus & Feldman.
And he thinks MY is good at third, just not a ton of game action. The left side of the IF will be much better.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Feldman
What did he say, though? That Feldman was going to the bullpen?
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, he pretty much confirmed what Nadle had said earlier.
It is not 100%, but they are seriously thinking of adding Benson to the roto, and moving Feldman back to the BP. Also Nolan said Scott could be good in a 7th or 8th inning role.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
That would suck on many levels.
I don’t think Benson will be better than Feldman in the roto, and furthermore, I don’t see how Feldman is a 7th/8th inning pitcher.
She was a grand old lady...
Letting it go for an inning, maybe he can sit 94.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
He's headed to the TV side now
but goofy probably won’t ask him questions as substantive as whether Feldman will move.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Mash.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
that got to CF QUICK!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I'm surprised he was able to get to 2nd.
That ball got out there in a hurry.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Only got to 2nd since it went over the CF's head...
if that drops in front that’s barely a single.
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Anyone have Padilla's pitchcount?
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I'm getting a little tired of nolan talk.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Maybe they are one in the same
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There is some resemblance...??

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course.
They are both wealthy white dudes in their 60’s. Why wouldn’t they look similar?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I know...
…guess my graphic will have to wait
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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
hey
i’ve been trying to get the padilla flotilla thing going here, how about a gif for that?
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
He's always had defensive ability
It was primarily what got him drafted where he was. His reputation defensively has been dimmed by his inconsistency, but he has talent there. Offensively…
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam
by Brett Perryman on Mar 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, when he was minor league player of the year
all you heard was that he was defensively ready for the majors at that point
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
helluva play
metcalf
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Nice toss by Metcalf
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
that gets past MY
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Lol.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
negatism?
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Lol stop it travis you're making me blush.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Where are the Yankee scouts
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
How does Ruth
listen to that accent every day for decades?
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
hahaha love it!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
andrus bobbled that
intentionally, just wanted to show off the arm
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Way to stay with it, Elvis.
Good evening, GDT’ers.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Howdy.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
rptgwb and I were at the Stars-Canucks game last night.
They’re toast.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Damn.
I was in the air during the game. It’s just…..sad at this point.
Did it at least look like they were trying?
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
For the first period, yes.
Then Ott decided it would be fun to piss off EVERYONE.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Lol.
I haven’t been able to watch the game yet. What did he do?
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Well...
…first, Otter fought Burrows. Nothing special. Just a fight.
Then he got whistled for a pretty BS holding call. And he was jawing at Pyatt the whole way to the box, and when he got out, he laid a GORGEOUS and legal hip check on Pyatt that flipped him head over heels.
From there, he was worthless because he was so determined to fight someone. It was frustrating.
However, if there was one guy who looked like he was trying to carry this team on his back to the playoffs, it was Mo. He was a man on fire.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Good to know.
I checked my phone before getting on the plane and it was 1-0 Stars….
Got off the plane..and it’s 5-2.
Facepalm.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Hi Greg..
aren’t you in Phoenix tomorrow? or now?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Leaving for Surprise Friday morning.
I’m psyched with a capital S.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Must control hate...
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
sweeeeeeeeet...
don’t speed on that loop 101 now..they have cameras on that highway.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Andrus with a web gem.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
He sounds like...
…he wants to put a pinch of that wintergreen flavor in between his cheek and gum…
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
nolan ryan steaks
anyone ever had them?
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noone that lived to tell about it..
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
j/k I'm sure they're delicious
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
I ate there way back when.
They can’t be bad, he has a mulit-million dollar beef company.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
McCarthy
I thought he put on some weight? Looks as bony as ever to me.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Needs to go out to eat with Nolan.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Did Nolan just say
the ballclub is loose?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
Buncha Hoes!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
MaxRam optioned to AAA.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Nolan talking positively about Jones
ugh…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
OT: Just received a beta copy of Windows 7.
One word: Spiffy.
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Well at least travis is good at defense.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
k
what’s worse? tornado warning (alert1), (alert2), tornado watch?
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
?
warning
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
watch means that one could form... warning means there is a confirmed one on the ground...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
doesnt have to be seen on the ground
radar indication, as well.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
If they see a hook the warning is going up.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
i dont think Tom likes Nolan
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
"Are you SURE there is no crying in baseball?"
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Lol.
That actually got to me a bit when that happened last year. Felt for the guy.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis: "I'm so over their relationship issues."
“Just end it already!”
Salty: “Oh shit, Dad and Dad are fighting again?”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Hey, did you guys know the Rangers brought back the red?!?
You’d never know! It’s been so quiet!
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
that's just an Internet rumor...
Don’t believe everything you read
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
actually, the casual fan
is probably unaware.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on Mar 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
powers back on
Went out for 3 hours…atleast I can still catch this game. Even though I missed Survivor and AI =/
i think people have gotten the wrong idea about this blog
seeing as how so many are willing to admit to watching american idol
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Just shows how ghey this blog is
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
I belive it shows how many assholes are on this blog.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
are we hurting your feelings?
perhaps you would feel more comfortable here
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
(might have been better if the link actually worked)
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
What the hell is American Idol?
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 25, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Truly LMAO ab03.
You all be skooled!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Padzilla getting some quick outs.
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BBIMBF
padilla flotilla!?
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Sorry...i missed that
What exactly IS a Padilla Flotilla?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by The Best Micah on Mar 25, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That was impressive.
95 MPH fastball to put him away.
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