Community projections -- Vicente Padilla

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

Enough Andruw Jones! This is getting ridiculous!

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

The worst thing about being a Rangers fan.....hope.

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

Doctor please. Some more of these.

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c

What's the rumpus?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

Free Frank Catalanotto

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris

"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels

my sig is better than yours

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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She was a grand old lady...