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Hindman on defense...

http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/index.php/2009/03/27/crunchy-numbers-rangers-defensive-metrics/

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Mar 27, 2009 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I predict many runs.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Mar 27, 2009 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

for both teams?

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJ is in LF per Andro.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Mar 27, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Andruw at cleanup again

This is Adam’s head:

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

F

Andruw Jones.

The worst thing about being a Rangers fan.....hope.

by TxStCa on Mar 27, 2009 5:08 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ

Has it been determined that AJ has made the team? Are they just trying to see what he can do so they know how to use him during the season?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Mar 27, 2009 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Ask?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 27, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJ?

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dave Bush.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 27, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the love of the game is on.

Good movie.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay TV

They’re on in Austin! Woo-hoo. My first game of the year.

by 3Bagger on Mar 27, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I love it

I was pissed on Wednesday when I flipped to FSN and it was a Spurs game. So tonight its pizza, beer and the Rangers. Nothin better.

by Slaw on Mar 27, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT - so the Angels new slogan for this season is "Fan Strong".

Anybody else find that riotously funny?

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha !

Sounds like – “Swing really hard when you strike out – you might just hit something”

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Mar 27, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Catchy slogans

A’s – 100% baseball
Angels – Fan strong
M’s – A new day. A new way.
Rangers – Built for fun

Phillies – 2008 World Champions

by Telegraph on Mar 27, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the M's slogan sounds like they're running a weird religous cult.

We sound like we’re running a dumbass theme park.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

talking up andruw jones.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Um......

I’m in Fort Worth and Dish Network is saying the game is blacked out!!

What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Mar 27, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I got the game.

I have direct tv though.

It’s on FSSW and MLB network.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=2ceb01b4f405f34fa080f8161d04fdd9

by shroomer on Mar 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

and it's actually working on MLB.tv....

I figured that would be blacked out….hhmm.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Mar 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Bud Selig

at least with ESPN you can watch your local feed but for at least for tonight the FSSW feed is blacked-out because of the MLB Network shit; which damn Dish doesn’t carry.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

That's odd.

I have Time Warner cable, and no access to MLB network, and I have the game on FSSW.

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

TVants

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=2ceb01b4f405f34fa080f8161d04fdd9

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

How does this work?

do I just put “www.” in front of it?

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 27, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

You have to d/l the application… hold on, lemme find you the link.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

http://www.myp2p.eu/softwareitem.php?softwareid=4&part=software

Once you d/l and install the application, just paste the above address into your browser’s address box, hit go and it’ll pop up.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

omg

i’ve never even heard of TVants, but it works like a charm. works overseas too!

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice way to start the game.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

Elvis. I’m afraid of his errors this season.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Andrus....

We’re going to see that a few times this season.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

hitting milly pretty good.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

not good............

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Well.

Crap.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

88 mph and flat.......not good

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

this GDT is happening. WOO.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

and that's a shortstop right there.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

He looks like that little toy

with the magnet pen and the metal shavings where you paint his beard on.

Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08

by EssBee on Mar 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was some range

Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08

by EssBee on Mar 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOO MY HOMERUN

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo MY.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

seems like

no matter where we play in spring training, the other team always has more fans.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha

I had that experience last year when I went.

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

just haters, that's all.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wind is to LF

He nailed that one

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Mar 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's

not a huge amount of comfort considering RBiA’s reputation.

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But if it were at Petco it wouldn’t have gone out.

That counts for something right?

by Trickman on Mar 27, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJ can suck it

Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08

by EssBee on Mar 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

terrible swing by AJ, I guess thats a good thing

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless Wash

and Rudy decide that he just needs more ABs to work it out.

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got home

and WTF, the game is blacked out on Dish? what the hell is that about?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Mar 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

CD with a base hit.

Starting to get back in the groove of things.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Single for Davis

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

nice hitting tea.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

good lookin hit by TT

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY ELVIS GET'S AN RBI

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Andrus with an RBI double...

He likes to go after those first pitches.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

nice hit elvis...but i was

secretly hoping for an Andrus HR so I could hear Lewin say “Elvis has left the building”….

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder

what the over/under would be on how many times he says that this year……any guesses?

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

that depends entirely upon Andrus' HR count

I don’t see that being something he would ever NOT do.

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Im going to go with 3-4

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably

the same over/under on how many times Elvis hits a dinger this year :P

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

RBI for The King

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

wow someone might want to

Shave that pitchers face then glue the hair on milly’s head. Poor dude. just shave it off.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

LMAO

Seriously.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice play MY. I'm liking him at third.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

hey so is Wash! haha

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow nice combo from CD and MY

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a great play.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Elbow surgery for Duchscherer

Arthroscopic, to try to see what is wrong.

He’s out at least 6 weeks.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 27, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

......sucks for him.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor guy....

SUCK IT BILLY!!

"I Blame Mark Conner"

by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn good read on an iffy hop by elvis

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

Some nice D on the left side this inning.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a hit by MY. Smoked it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha

Somebody’s gonna be getting a “Call for the ball!” lecture tonight.

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice drop into the hole.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

every once in awhile

you have to love the washisms……“thats what you do in baseball, you throw the baseball”

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

John madden.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly haha

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Refresh me....

Where in the lineup did Hammy start at last season?

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

#3

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Jones knows how to win

at Cici’s pizza

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha!

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woah evan grant.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

sweet evan grant on the broadcast

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

damn MY.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Cookie lady gave the recipe

as Evan held a knife to her….

HAND IT OVER LADY AND NO ONE GETS HURT

"I Blame Mark Conner"

by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

EG:

"I love not having an editor. I love not working for the man. We’re already better than the DMN.

Boo-Ya!!!"

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

zing

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woah, FOTF

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by EssBee on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

MY got 5 holed..bad

oh well, keep the faith

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahhh ha ha....

That was awesomely bad.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

he was trying to get elvis some extra work

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY doesnt need testing

like a HS football player.

Just give me an A teach..

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

poor Millwood, 2 Errors already ainst him

he is probably thinking… I thought the Defense was supposed to be improved from last year…

and then he gives up the triple. So 1 earned?

by laxtonto on Mar 27, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

92..i think you pissed him off!

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

In that case, i go to every home game he starts

and yell “FATTY FATTY FATTY”

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll kick box your ass.

Remember the off season training last year?

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by EssBee on Mar 27, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he might

be able to out run me now too….

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Giggle

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by EssBee on Mar 27, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

He knew it was foul....

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

cough cough..snicker...

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by Martijn1309 on Mar 27, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't be easy for him to land on his feet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

because we were all afraid he might land on our house

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I hope the massive amounts of hits the Inside Corner is getting from LSB is doing some good

by laxtonto on Mar 27, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

This defense is going to drive us batty all year long.

Between Kinsler, Elvis and MY…..it’s going to be moments of incredulous awe and wonder followed by instances of anger and rage.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Shhhh

the severe pessimism isn’t supposed to kick in until the Rangers have blown another April :P

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not so much pessimism....

I’d rather have at least some moments of awe and wonder than none at all.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure that

the offense will provide that as they’ve done in years past.

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now i'll know what my wife is going through

during her mood swings….

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

what in the world happened there.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Another six inches and that would have been a home run

Another six inches, and i’d be in show biz!

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Nippert still hurt

B.P. session cut short today. He’s not going to be on the Opening Day roster.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 27, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I still expect the team to pick up another bullpen arm

that is out of options.

Something along the lines of dealing Mecalf for … Nothing much, but one more arm

by laxtonto on Mar 27, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

For Metcalf

All you’d get is a severed arm from the set of “Saw”.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

That’s how we got Nippert last year.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 27, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thats what I was thinking

the team really needs 1 more live RH arm to make the me feel a lot better about the bullpen

by laxtonto on Mar 27, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rick Bauer!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 27, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice pitch milly

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

so...

have we talked about what it would take to get Hanley yet?

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

My guess

Feliz or Holland
Main or Perez
Andrus
Max Ramirez
Chris Davis

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 27, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would probably do

Holland, Andrus, Salty/Tea and Davis.

4 for 1. Not enough?

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

better her than me...

I just had an In-N-Out Burger “Animal Style”. Oh my god was that delicious, I’ll have to thank the GOET for that recommendation.

Tom and Josh are correct ..In-N-Out is awesome..

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Omfg

I miss In-N-Out :( Those old bastards that own the place need to die soon so that the franchise can expand east.

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeh i hope they do ..

as long as chik-fil-a comes west….

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had chick fil a today.

Chicken sandwich with waffle fries. mmm.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get it on a wheat bun

and switch out the medium fruit cup for the fries with a diet lemonade..not a terribly unhealthy meal and delicious!

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

how sad

their waffle fries are the best.

by JBImaknee on Mar 27, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

well once in a while i indulge but too much fat!!

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whaaa?

The last time I had In-N-Out was about two weeks ago in OC. There was a Chick-fil-A right next to it :/

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have em here but sparingly..not like in texas

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to drive 30 mins to get chick fil a

where there are 2 within 5 mins of each other :(

"I Blame Mark Conner"

by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before they opened in San Diego

I used to drive to LA – a good hour and a half – for my Chick-fil-A fix. Which I embarrassingly did multiple times.

by JBImaknee on Mar 27, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Atleast it will give me a good excuse

to visit Joey M in person.

Even if i dont happen to see him, just means i have to try and catch him the next day….

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is the one in L A?

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is one in a mall along the 605

Artesia may be what it is called? I think its near the I-605/Hwy 90 intersection. Also one in Redondo Beach, but that was a kind of scary mall when i went there.

A bunch in Riverside and Irvine now.

by JBImaknee on Mar 27, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's L A?

hehe wayyy too far for me even for a chik-fil-a

now I may drive that far for an in-n-out animal style

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is a lot of LA

I don’t know what part you’re in. I guess if you’re in the Valley, that’s a bit far. But if you’re in Long Beach, well, that’s a bit closer.

by JBImaknee on Mar 27, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo to that.

whataburger doesn’t even approach the sheer awesomeness of in-n-out.

by JBP on Mar 27, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

In-N-Out’s burgers are small, they don’t have jalepenos, and they aren’t open 24 hours.

by JBImaknee on Mar 27, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

24 hrs? you looking for burgers at 4 am?

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm munchies at 4 am? is mary jane involved?!?

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only if she's puttin out

I only go on dutch dates

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh she's more like putting you out..

mary jane = pot

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

more wonderful than cruel though.

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably not anymore

but I used to frequent the Whataburger on Greenbriar/Shepard in Houston at 2AM while at Rice. There is just something comforting about knowing there is food out there waiting for you…

by JBImaknee on Mar 27, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

until the next morning...

new fat roll meet JBI .. JBI meet new fat roll..

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't had in-N-out

I have had whataburger. They used to be good but not they’re not better than mcdonalds.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Replace one not with a now and that sentence is readable.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chick-fil-A is west

At least down here in San Diego. When they opened, I became far more tolerant of SoCal.

by JBImaknee on Mar 27, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woah.

nice hit kins.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

nod and walk away MY

nod and walk away

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Both Rupe and Turnbow are pitching tonight?

Brace yourself for the walks.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Dang.

Thought it was out. that inning sucked.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, damn.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

that's okay

that’s long gone at TBiA

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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamnit.

I thought those double plays only happened on my playstation.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

no, that's stuff like what i just did

padilla and jason botts for erik bedard. i love video game baseball =)

by 34express on Mar 27, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I did Laird and Marlon Byrd for Jake Peavy once.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wanna go to arizona now....

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

daaaang

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by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Kate Jet?

smokin…

My cool sig.

by Ryin A on Mar 27, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice..2 Ks in a row now.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

WOAH KINS! don't hurt yourself. down boy.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

so...

how many games am I going to have to deal with this BS
being a dish network subscriber

by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Come to direct tv.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'M

waiting on U-Verse but I’m not going to miss a regular season game, so that may be the only option

by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great catch!!!

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW!

too busy replaying it to make comment…

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, Kinz.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Dana Lewin

wonder how many times she’s said:

“Dont you EVER shut up?”

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

That was…….unspectacular.

Didn’t expect to see that he’s hitting .300 either.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay Andruw

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Bush

couldnt hold the ball…

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

My thought process during that play:

“Nice contact. Nope, gonna be out. Maybe the pitcher’ll screw up the catch, though!”

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

"Bush let's the ball get by him!"

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lmao..

I’m watching both games. I get it.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

somebody's on fire

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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

CD HR

Where in the world is Micah??

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUSHED!!!

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

woooooo Davis is back!!!!

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

TT

HR away from the cycle.

Love it.

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

So the only thing Taylor hasnt done to tonight

Is go all the way with Bush

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teagarden can't hit huh? LOLOLOL

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Tea's no Juando.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he took tons of steroids he might be.

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Just pump him full of coffee.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummm no

we don’t want him doing somersaults across the field.. we want HOME RUNS!

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh I didn't read it...

what on earth could caffeine do besides get you amped up?

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being amped up is hard on your body.

It does the same thing to your CV and nervous systems that running would, without the benefits. And lasts longer.

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

that’s why all those people who do meth are disasters.

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barea!!!!!

Holy Hell!!!

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn.

Now I did it.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is BBIMBF?

I’m phoning in an Amber Alert..this is not like her.

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, yeah

Her brother’s new bar is opening tonight. She’s at that.

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH I C ...knocking em back..you go girl!

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone have the line on Milly?

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

ive only seen the last inning

who had the erros?

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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

*errors

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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's ok

really was just curious if it was andrus

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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good inning for CJ

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice inning by Ceej

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

C.J. always seems so serious.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow Dave still out there

I didnt think one Bush would be able to last this long against 9 guys….

"I Blame Mark Conner"

by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone notice

that Omar is wearing his pants up to his chest like an old man? I knew he was old in baseball years but dang….

by Slaw on Mar 27, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

when you start getting older..

the pants go up about an inch a year.. he’s getting long in the tooth ya know

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andruw jones.

I’m making the call.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Won't be for long.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's going to release his inner beast.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

He better not

there are kids watching….

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

ok first two swings…not good. let’s get ’em jones.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

LMAO.

This is freaking hilarious.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Kenny Powers decides to bat.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Lmao fuck

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

so you got the reverse call down..

from now on say he’s going to strike out…and we’ll get a home run

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll give it a try.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was horrible.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO ANDRUW!!!

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Arias is so smooth

BELTRE!!! nice…

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by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

True.

Ok, don’t feel as bad now.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

he’s wearing the uniform, and like ive said before he’s not a bad guy, he’s not a T.O, there is no reason to root against him

by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes there is

He’s another one of Wash’s sucky toys and could wind up taking AB’s away from Davis if he makes the roster.

That’s more than reason enough for me.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wont

take AB’s away from Chris, we are on the same page about Wash but hopefully he wont be here long, but there is no reason to hate on Andruw, he’s not old and if he can return to old form then its worth having him around

by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Returning to even part of his old form is a long, long shot

And if he makes the roster, he’ll be taking AB’s away from someone, whether its Davis, Blalock, Cruz or even Murphy. We’re not running a retirement home, we’re supposed to be developing the young guys and Andruw’s presence interferes with that.

But maybe you’re right though, the vitriol is getting a bit over-the-top. It’s not really his fault the Rangers are considering misusing him.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

he would be taking AB’s away from Hank or Byrd mostlikely the only other circumstance the only way he would take AB’s away from Murph or Cruz is if they get off to a slow start which is my main problem with Wash I think every body in the lineup deserves till June before they lose an AB period, but thats not how Wash works and he would give those AB’s to Byrd or Blalock if Andruw wasnt here, and Andruw is younger than Byrd and only half a year to a year older than blalock

by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

turnbow hits 94

that makes feel a little better. is that bad?

by 34express on Mar 27, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

radar had him at 94,95, and 96

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Mar 27, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

nm

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
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by octoberty on Mar 27, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

no that was 9.7 it has decimal points

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You go home after an 0-4 night, hold your little girl, it doesnt matter

“Daddy, they say you suck pole on LSB”
….Shit….

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by red3biggs on Mar 27, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Andruw jones last at bat.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Missed all three times swinging.

On the second swing the bat managed to break free from his hands and fly away, hoping it would find itself in the hands of someone who could hit.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap.

Finally a ball hit to Beltre and it’s uncatchable.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

ian is awesome.

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by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Sammy gave him that nickname ya know

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

you got that right Josh..

Ian does have an awesome smile.

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh huh...

“Show us that great smile for the ladies, Ian.”

(As the camera has long cut away from him.)

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

"the ladies" got a nice glimpse of it before that.. :)

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's right Ian...

Flop around the ding-dong for the ladies

by cmkelly29 on Mar 27, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Demetri martin?

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

something about him

dont know what it is but i just dont find him all that funny

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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty hilarious to me.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

just saw a trailer

for his new movie he’ll be in about woodstock. should be interesting. ang lee’s directing it

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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

sort of is a harmless thing to say.... sort of

in some things sort of means everything…

i love you

you’re going to live

it’s a boy!!

by rangersfan32 on Mar 27, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

The boa's not in Japan.

I have it on excellent authority.

by RachelB on Mar 27, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

speaking of boa's

has anybody seen the problems they are having in Florida?

by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

apparently a bunch of Boas that got loose during the hurricanes the last few years are causing problems, they’ve caught them up to 18 feet, and say it could be a nationwide problem eventually

by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

thousands of boas getting caught in lakes and ponds yep

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it ok

if i figured you would know about the loose snake story

by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeh i know my big snakes pretty well :)

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh lordy.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah it is quite unfortunate

there is also a theory how a lot of them are attracted to the female, in fact electric fences scary movie style have had to be used..

by rangersfan32 on Mar 27, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice travis.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

Engle time.

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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

woooo TravMet!

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by BigGuns on Mar 27, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Engle

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

close

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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 27, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

strikeout call

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh.

I’d still rather not see Andruw the hero.

She was a grand old lady...

by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

This is comical.

It’s sad, but funny.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO I WAS RIGHT.

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by iorange555 on Mar 27, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol...tough call.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will that convince anyone of Druw?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 27, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

And who didn't see that coming?

The worst thing about being a Rangers fan.....hope.

by TxStCa on Mar 27, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

0-5 andruw

will not take at bats away from CD..

by rangersfan32 on Mar 27, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Fastball right down the middle and he doesn’t even take the bat off of his shoulder. AJKF.

by hiafex on Mar 27, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

VG commercial

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 27, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Plus the looks on his face makes me want to scrap with him.

by cmkelly29 on Mar 28, 2009 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

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