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Hindman on defense...
http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/index.php/2009/03/27/crunchy-numbers-rangers-defensive-metrics/
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
AJ
Has it been determined that AJ has made the team? Are they just trying to see what he can do so they know how to use him during the season?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Dave Bush.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 27, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
For the love of the game is on.
Good movie.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
OT - so the Angels new slogan for this season is "Fan Strong".
Anybody else find that riotously funny?
She was a grand old lady...
Ha !
Sounds like – “Swing really hard when you strike out – you might just hit something”
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Mar 27, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Catchy slogans
A’s – 100% baseball
Angels – Fan strong
M’s – A new day. A new way.
Rangers – Built for fun
Phillies – 2008 World Champions
Yeah, the M's slogan sounds like they're running a weird religous cult.
We sound like we’re running a dumbass theme park.
She was a grand old lady...
Um......
I’m in Fort Worth and Dish Network is saying the game is blacked out!!
What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
I got the game.
I have direct tv though.
It’s on FSSW and MLB network.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
and it's actually working on MLB.tv....
I figured that would be blacked out….hhmm.
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
Fuck Bud Selig
at least with ESPN you can watch your local feed but for at least for tonight the FSSW feed is blacked-out because of the MLB Network shit; which damn Dish doesn’t carry.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
TVants
tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=2ceb01b4f405f34fa080f8161d04fdd9
She was a grand old lady...
How does this work?
do I just put “www.” in front of it?
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 27, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Here ya go
http://www.myp2p.eu/softwareitem.php?softwareid=4&part=software
Once you d/l and install the application, just paste the above address into your browser’s address box, hit go and it’ll pop up.
She was a grand old lady...
Damn
Elvis. I’m afraid of his errors this season.
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Andrus....
We’re going to see that a few times this season.
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88 mph and flat.......not good
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
and that's a shortstop right there.
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He looks like that little toy
with the magnet pen and the metal shavings where you paint his beard on.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
seems like
no matter where we play in spring training, the other team always has more fans.
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Wind is to LF
He nailed that one
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Mar 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
terrible swing by AJ, I guess thats a good thing
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Just got home
and WTF, the game is blacked out on Dish? what the hell is that about?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
CD with a base hit.
Starting to get back in the groove of things.
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good lookin hit by TT
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYY ELVIS GET'S AN RBI
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Andrus with an RBI double...
He likes to go after those first pitches.
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nice hit elvis...but i was
secretly hoping for an Andrus HR so I could hear Lewin say “Elvis has left the building”….
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
I wonder
what the over/under would be on how many times he says that this year……any guesses?
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
yep
Im going to go with 3-4
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
wow someone might want to
Shave that pitchers face then glue the hair on milly’s head. Poor dude. just shave it off.
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Nice play MY. I'm liking him at third.
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hey so is Wash! haha
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
Finally, a place where his ability to feild stuff hit right at him is useful.
She was a grand old lady...
wow nice combo from CD and MY
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
Damn good read on an iffy hop by elvis
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
yeah
and made it look pretty easy
by theotherdierkindallas on Mar 27, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
every once in awhile
you have to love the washisms……“thats what you do in baseball, you throw the baseball”
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
exactly haha
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
Refresh me....
Where in the lineup did Hammy start at last season?
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Lol.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
at least wash isn't saying that andruw jones is a lock
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
The fact that he thinks getting Jones bat going is "important" is still scary.
She was a grand old lady...
Hank has always been a guy that's hit and played defense.
Uhhhh-huuhhhh.
She was a grand old lady...
sweet evan grant on the broadcast
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Cookie lady gave the recipe
as Evan held a knife to her….
HAND IT OVER LADY AND NO ONE GETS HURT
"I Blame Mark Conner"
EG:
"I love not having an editor. I love not working for the man. We’re already better than the DMN.
Boo-Ya!!!"
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MY got 5 holed..bad
oh well, keep the faith
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Ahhh ha ha....
That was awesomely bad.
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he was trying to get elvis some extra work
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
Ugh should of kept watching kevin costner pitch a no-hitter.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
You're thinking of the wrong movie.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
poor Millwood, 2 Errors already ainst him
he is probably thinking… I thought the Defense was supposed to be improved from last year…
and then he gives up the triple. So 1 earned?
92..i think you pissed him off!
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
He'll kick box your ass.
Remember the off season training last year?
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
cough cough..snicker...
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"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
can't be easy for him to land on his feet.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
This defense is going to drive us batty all year long.
Between Kinsler, Elvis and MY…..it’s going to be moments of incredulous awe and wonder followed by instances of anger and rage.
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Not so much pessimism....
I’d rather have at least some moments of awe and wonder than none at all.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
It's better than constant rage as MY watches the balls whizz by on either side.
She was a grand old lady...
Very, very true.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
what in the world happened there.
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I like it.
Of course, I don’t live in Dallas.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Another six inches and that would have been a home run
Another six inches, and i’d be in show biz!
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I still expect the team to pick up another bullpen arm
that is out of options.
Something along the lines of dealing Mecalf for … Nothing much, but one more arm
Well
That’s how we got Nippert last year.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 27, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, thats what I was thinking
the team really needs 1 more live RH arm to make the me feel a lot better about the bullpen
Rick Bauer!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
so...
have we talked about what it would take to get Hanley yet?
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
My guess
Feliz or Holland
Main or Perez
Andrus
Max Ramirez
Chris Davis
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 27, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I would do if we traded all those guys for a shortstop we'd have to move to another position.
She was a grand old lady...
he's a SS..if not that, he'll be a pretty dang good CF
i’ll take that.
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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
i would probably do
Holland, Andrus, Salty/Tea and Davis.
4 for 1. Not enough?
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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
were all our fielders in slow motion right there?
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Andruw Jones is always in slow motion.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Mar 27, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know, it just dawned on me
We need Jones on the roster to replace Gerald Laird as the designated eater.
She was a grand old lady...
better her than me...
I just had an In-N-Out Burger “Animal Style”. Oh my god was that delicious, I’ll have to thank the GOET for that recommendation.
Tom and Josh are correct ..In-N-Out is awesome..
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Omfg
I miss In-N-Out :( Those old bastards that own the place need to die soon so that the franchise can expand east.
yeh i hope they do ..
as long as chik-fil-a comes west….
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
I had chick fil a today.
Chicken sandwich with waffle fries. mmm.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
I get it on a wheat bun
and switch out the medium fruit cup for the fries with a diet lemonade..not a terribly unhealthy meal and delicious!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
well once in a while i indulge but too much fat!!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Whaaa?
The last time I had In-N-Out was about two weeks ago in OC. There was a Chick-fil-A right next to it :/
they have em here but sparingly..not like in texas
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
I have to drive 30 mins to get chick fil a
where there are 2 within 5 mins of each other :(
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Before they opened in San Diego
I used to drive to LA – a good hour and a half – for my Chick-fil-A fix. Which I embarrassingly did multiple times.
Atleast it will give me a good excuse
to visit Joey M in person.
Even if i dont happen to see him, just means i have to try and catch him the next day….
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where is the one in L A?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
There is one in a mall along the 605
Artesia may be what it is called? I think its near the I-605/Hwy 90 intersection. Also one in Redondo Beach, but that was a kind of scary mall when i went there.
A bunch in Riverside and Irvine now.
that's L A?
hehe wayyy too far for me even for a chik-fil-a
now I may drive that far for an in-n-out animal style
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
There is a lot of LA
I don’t know what part you’re in. I guess if you’re in the Valley, that’s a bit far. But if you’re in Long Beach, well, that’s a bit closer.
24 hrs? you looking for burgers at 4 am?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
hmmm munchies at 4 am? is mary jane involved?!?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
heh she's more like putting you out..
mary jane = pot
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Probably not anymore
but I used to frequent the Whataburger on Greenbriar/Shepard in Houston at 2AM while at Rice. There is just something comforting about knowing there is food out there waiting for you…
until the next morning...
new fat roll meet JBI .. JBI meet new fat roll..
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Haven't had in-N-out
I have had whataburger. They used to be good but not they’re not better than mcdonalds.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Replace one not with a now and that sentence is readable.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Chick-fil-A is west
At least down here in San Diego. When they opened, I became far more tolerant of SoCal.
Both Rupe and Turnbow are pitching tonight?
Brace yourself for the walks.
She was a grand old lady...
Dang.
Thought it was out. that inning sucked.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
that's okay
that’s long gone at TBiA
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Goddamnit.
I thought those double plays only happened on my playstation.
She was a grand old lady...
no, that's stuff like what i just did
padilla and jason botts for erik bedard. i love video game baseball =)
what the eff
rangers attorney?
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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
WOAH KINS! don't hurt yourself. down boy.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
I'M
waiting on U-Verse but I’m not going to miss a regular season game, so that may be the only option
by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
That was…….unspectacular.
Didn’t expect to see that he’s hitting .300 either.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
My thought process during that play:
“Nice contact. Nope, gonna be out. Maybe the pitcher’ll screw up the catch, though!”
"Bush let's the ball get by him!"
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Lmao..
I’m watching both games. I get it.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
somebody's on fire
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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
woooooo Davis is back!!!!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Teagarden can't hit huh? LOLOLOL
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
if he took tons of steroids he might be.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
ummm no
we don’t want him doing somersaults across the field.. we want HOME RUNS!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
oh I didn't read it...
what on earth could caffeine do besides get you amped up?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Being amped up is hard on your body.
It does the same thing to your CV and nervous systems that running would, without the benefits. And lasts longer.
Damn.
Now I did it.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Mavs-Nuggets
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is BBIMBF?
I’m phoning in an Amber Alert..this is not like her.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
OH I C ...knocking em back..you go girl!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Anyone have the line on Milly?
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ive only seen the last inning
who had the erros?
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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
*errors
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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
it's ok
really was just curious if it was andrus
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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow Dave still out there
I didnt think one Bush would be able to last this long against 9 guys….
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Anyone notice
that Omar is wearing his pants up to his chest like an old man? I knew he was old in baseball years but dang….
when you start getting older..
the pants go up about an inch a year.. he’s getting long in the tooth ya know
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Andruw jones.
I’m making the call.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
He's going to release his inner beast.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Lol
ok first two swings…not good. let’s get ’em jones.
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LMAO.
This is freaking hilarious.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
Kenny Powers decides to bat.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
so you got the reverse call down..
from now on say he’s going to strike out…and we’ll get a home run
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Arias is so smooth
BELTRE!!! nice…
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"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
I didn't think I would ever actually root against a Rangers player.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
True.
Ok, don’t feel as bad now.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
he’s wearing the uniform, and like ive said before he’s not a bad guy, he’s not a T.O, there is no reason to root against him
by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes there is
He’s another one of Wash’s sucky toys and could wind up taking AB’s away from Davis if he makes the roster.
That’s more than reason enough for me.
She was a grand old lady...
He wont
take AB’s away from Chris, we are on the same page about Wash but hopefully he wont be here long, but there is no reason to hate on Andruw, he’s not old and if he can return to old form then its worth having him around
by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Returning to even part of his old form is a long, long shot
And if he makes the roster, he’ll be taking AB’s away from someone, whether its Davis, Blalock, Cruz or even Murphy. We’re not running a retirement home, we’re supposed to be developing the young guys and Andruw’s presence interferes with that.
But maybe you’re right though, the vitriol is getting a bit over-the-top. It’s not really his fault the Rangers are considering misusing him.
She was a grand old lady...
well
he would be taking AB’s away from Hank or Byrd mostlikely the only other circumstance the only way he would take AB’s away from Murph or Cruz is if they get off to a slow start which is my main problem with Wash I think every body in the lineup deserves till June before they lose an AB period, but thats not how Wash works and he would give those AB’s to Byrd or Blalock if Andruw wasnt here, and Andruw is younger than Byrd and only half a year to a year older than blalock
by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
radar had him at 94,95, and 96
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
oh
nm
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
no that was 9.7 it has decimal points
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You go home after an 0-4 night, hold your little girl, it doesnt matter
“Daddy, they say you suck pole on LSB”
….Shit….
"I Blame Mark Conner"
Missed all three times swinging.
On the second swing the bat managed to break free from his hands and fly away, hoping it would find itself in the hands of someone who could hit.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Kinsler's cracking me up.
“They sent them to me… so I put ‘em on… I don’t know what’s up with that.”
hahaha
ian is awesome.
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Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Sammy gave him that nickname ya know
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
you got that right Josh..
Ian does have an awesome smile.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Uh huh...
“Show us that great smile for the ladies, Ian.”
(As the camera has long cut away from him.)
The director was so use to diong that when it was Evan, was really just reflex....
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"the ladies" got a nice glimpse of it before that.. :)
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
whatever happened to her?
drugs?
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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
if you want to make things awkward just say ladies after everything you say
i’m going swimming today…. ladies.
Im just hoping one day Bush faces Wang....
I might not live through that night tho…
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LOLOL funny!
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something about him
dont know what it is but i just dont find him all that funny
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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
just saw a trailer
for his new movie he’ll be in about woodstock. should be interesting. ang lee’s directing it
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by studcrackers on Mar 27, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
sort of is a harmless thing to say.... sort of
in some things sort of means everything…
i love you
you’re going to live
it’s a boy!!
by rangersfan32 on Mar 27, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
a beltre AB
and my night is complete.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
chris davis needs to be benched
so we can get andruw jones some at bats and trade him for mark hamburgers brother
speaking of boa's
has anybody seen the problems they are having in Florida?
by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
apparently a bunch of Boas that got loose during the hurricanes the last few years are causing problems, they’ve caught them up to 18 feet, and say it could be a nationwide problem eventually
by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
thousands of boas getting caught in lakes and ponds yep
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
is it ok
if i figured you would know about the loose snake story
by blueballlefty on Mar 27, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
oh yeh i know my big snakes pretty well :)
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Oh lordy.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah it is quite unfortunate
there is also a theory how a lot of them are attracted to the female, in fact electric fences scary movie style have had to be used..
by rangersfan32 on Mar 27, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
cool as the other side of the pillow...
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
somebody better get on base
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Beltre with a walk of GS.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
not anymore.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
okay metcalf
just K. Please. Don’t even swing the bat…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
whew
Engle time.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
woooo TravMet!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Engel Beltre is wiry
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
This is comical.
It’s sad, but funny.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
Lol...tough call.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 27, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Will that convince anyone of Druw?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
when did we sign Wilkerson?
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
0-5 andruw
will not take at bats away from CD..
VG commercial
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Probably saw Pedroia's MLB 09: The Show commercial
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.

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