OT: ShamWow Vince violently assaults prostitute!
by cmkelly29 on Mar 28, 2009 1:01 PM CDT
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It'll take more than a fancy, all-purpose towel to clean this up.
Last month, Vince Shlomi, familiar to most as the TV pitchman for the handy household dodads the ShamWow and Slap Chop, got himself into a very messy situation with a hooker at a hotel, according to a police report located by TheSmokingGun.com.
As detailed in the police affidavit, on February 7th Shlomi punched a prostitute several times in the face after she chomped down on his tongue and refused to let go.
The 44-year-old towel and food chopper salesman claimed he met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami nightclub, according to the police report. He then took her back to his hotel room at the ritzy Setai hotel, where he claims to have paid her $1,000 after she "propositioned him for straight sex."
But apparently the business transaction wasn't as neat and tidy as the products he promotes. When Shlomi went to kiss Harris, she "bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the affidavit.
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i ALMOST posted this lol
in honor of shamwow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
This picture is both overwhelming and underwhelming. I thought I'd try it out because of its sheer size and found nothing but a bunch of cuss words
A very poor post I must say.
by oc on Mar 28, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
overwhelming and underwhelming?
is that like how some ppl said michael young was so underrated he was overrated?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
I had never even seen the guy until I saw the posts about him here.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Mar 28, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you not watch TV at all?
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
That commercial is on so many cable channels
and it is such a car wreck, you can’t look away.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
That explains it
I don’t watch much stuff on cable. Most of my TV watching is major network prime time.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by LSBUser on Mar 28, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
so punching a woman is never cool
but what recourse do you have if she chomps down on your tongue?
And was this all an orchestrated plan by the hooker so we would never have to hear Vince again?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Would he lie?
he seems like such an honest dude.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
by DJCahill on Mar 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think so
reading the police report, she didn’t give her side of the story but the cops found him bleeding from the mouth so she definitely bit his tongue – which isn’t something easily done unless Vince let his guard down. maybe he went in for a kiss after he roughed her up but I’m willing to believe him.
Besides, he seems to have admitted to a bunch of shit that I wouldn’t have unless it were true.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Maybe she was trying to help all man-kind??
As ab03 said, she was trying to end the torture of anybody having to listen to him again.
See, just because she is a prostitute doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a heart.
I wonder if he got a refund?
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
the money got impounded
for the lawyers out there (or law students who have taken crim pro), does that money get returned to the propositioner? forfeited to the state?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
I can't imagine he would get it back..
I bet the state gets it.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
I'm suprised
That Vince has to pay for sex. What woman wouldn’t welcome a catch like that into her bed for free?
Free Frank Catalanotto
According to the Movie "Pretty Woman"
Hookers aren’t supposed to kiss on the mouth, so that’s probably why the lady bit him. And what guy kisses a hooker? I think that costs extra.
Free Frank Catalanotto
Actually, I think she says that "she" doesn't kiss on the mouth because its too personal.
I don’t think it referred to all prostitutes and was just a build up to that she was really a caring hooker.
When I was a hooker, I didn’t allow kissing on the mouth either, but that’s mainly because I didn’t like the feel of beards, moustaches, or razor stubble.
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
Wait
I thought that the woman that brought her into the prostitution game told her not to kiss on the mouth, and that was an industry standard.
Free Frank Catalanotto
So fucking a dude for money
No problem, but kissing him on his mouth EW! GROSS?
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
heres her pic
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
ugh
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham3.html
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I think
this was a setup by scientology, you know he spends almost every dime he makes trying to bring down that cult
As opposed to a real gentleman like me, who always takes care to assault prostitutes all gently and shit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I love you, Marcus Lemon.
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You have class, Huntressa
I will fight anyone that says different…
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
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by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
Well played.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I love you, Marcus Lemon.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.
by thedirkatron on Mar 29, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Does he do the slapchop commercials too?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
thats the guy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm he must of done those commercials years ago..
based on his mug shots the years have not been kind either that or he’s been doing the coke/hooker thing for a while.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
ha
that slap chop commercial first aired in December 2008. I think he might have used some serious makeup and mugshots drunk at 2 in the morning are never flattering
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
heh yeh mug shots are never flattering in prison station light..
and THANKS btw :)
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Yeah, damn mug shot ruined my Yasmine Bleeth crush.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
LOL
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
WOW
combination of no make-up and partying all night?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Liquid cocaine
according to the reports. Which, by the way, was the first time I realized cocaine came in that format. Shame, she was a stunner.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
you mean i could of spared my nose all those years?!?
j/k :)
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Van Damn, Tits McGee
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
and there we go
Now I can never look at Yasmine Bleeth again. Thanks…jerk
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
slap chop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
My god this video goes great with this story
“Life’s hard, you dont want to cry anymore” so dont make be Slap Chop yo ass
"I Blame Mark Conner"
My question is
What in the hell is he wearing under that jacket?
Looks like something my 8 month old daughter wears to bed.
it's a few shamwows made into a shirt.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 29, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It looks like....
a 78 year old woman’s moo-moo.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
oops, my reply to this is below
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 29, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure it's a hospital gown, surely they took him to the hospital
after the hooker bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.
Talk about Sham-OWWW!!!!
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
I saw this the other day...
both he and the hooker were both taken to the hospital before going to jail. The police reports after the pictures have the details.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
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