OT: ShamWow Vince violently assaults prostitute!
by cmkelly29 on Mar 28, 2009 1:01 PM CDT
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http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/28/2009-03-28_shamwow_guy_vince_shlomi_charged_with_vi-2.html
It'll take more than a fancy, all-purpose towel to clean this up.
Last month, Vince Shlomi, familiar to most as the TV pitchman for the handy household dodads the ShamWow and Slap Chop, got himself into a very messy situation with a hooker at a hotel, according to a police report located by TheSmokingGun.com.
As detailed in the police affidavit, on February 7th Shlomi punched a prostitute several times in the face after she chomped down on his tongue and refused to let go.
The 44-year-old towel and food chopper salesman claimed he met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami nightclub, according to the police report. He then took her back to his hotel room at the ritzy Setai hotel, where he claims to have paid her $1,000 after she "propositioned him for straight sex."
But apparently the business transaction wasn't as neat and tidy as the products he promotes. When Shlomi went to kiss Harris, she "bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the affidavit.
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i ALMOST posted this lol
in honor of shamwow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was just validating the vacuum comment
Bring on April 6th!
by NothinG on Mar 28, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This picture is both overwhelming and underwhelming. I thought I'd try it out because of its sheer size and found nothing but a bunch of cuss words
A very poor post I must say.
by oc on Mar 28, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
overwhelming and underwhelming?
is that like how some ppl said michael young was so underrated he was overrated?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Vince from Shamwow obsession on this board is amusing...
by JBImaknee on Mar 28, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
I had never even seen the guy until I saw the posts about him here.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by DaheelzCM on Mar 28, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you not watch TV at all?
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by rangers85 on Mar 28, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That commercial is on so many cable channels
and it is such a car wreck, you can’t look away.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
by DJCahill on Mar 28, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That explains it
I don’t watch much stuff on cable. Most of my TV watching is major network prime time.
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by DaheelzCM on Mar 28, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so punching a woman is never cool
but what recourse do you have if she chomps down on your tongue?
And was this all an orchestrated plan by the hooker so we would never have to hear Vince again?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Mar 28, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's self-defense, obviously
but is Vince telling the truth?
by cmkelly29 on Mar 28, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would he lie?
he seems like such an honest dude.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
by DJCahill on Mar 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think so
reading the police report, she didn’t give her side of the story but the cops found him bleeding from the mouth so she definitely bit his tongue – which isn’t something easily done unless Vince let his guard down. maybe he went in for a kiss after he roughed her up but I’m willing to believe him.
Besides, he seems to have admitted to a bunch of shit that I wouldn’t have unless it were true.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Mar 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe she was trying to help all man-kind??
As ab03 said, she was trying to end the torture of anybody having to listen to him again.
See, just because she is a prostitute doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a heart.
I wonder if he got a refund?
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
by Chaim Witz on Mar 28, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the money got impounded
for the lawyers out there (or law students who have taken crim pro), does that money get returned to the propositioner? forfeited to the state?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Mar 28, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine he would get it back..
I bet the state gets it.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm suprised
That Vince has to pay for sex. What woman wouldn’t welcome a catch like that into her bed for free?
Free Frank Catalanotto
by egriffey on Mar 28, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
According to the Movie "Pretty Woman"
Hookers aren’t supposed to kiss on the mouth, so that’s probably why the lady bit him. And what guy kisses a hooker? I think that costs extra.
Free Frank Catalanotto
by egriffey on Mar 28, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I think she says that "she" doesn't kiss on the mouth because its too personal.
I don’t think it referred to all prostitutes and was just a build up to that she was really a caring hooker.
When I was a hooker, I didn’t allow kissing on the mouth either, but that’s mainly because I didn’t like the feel of beards, moustaches, or razor stubble.
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
by Chaim Witz on Mar 28, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait
I thought that the woman that brought her into the prostitution game told her not to kiss on the mouth, and that was an industry standard.
Free Frank Catalanotto
by egriffey on Mar 28, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So fucking a dude for money
No problem, but kissing him on his mouth EW! GROSS?
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heres her pic
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham3.html
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so,
was he using his shamwow instead of a condom?
by kevinkinsler on Mar 28, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh that's funny shit right there...
Sweet Daddy D
by cowpoke on Mar 28, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
this was a setup by scientology, you know he spends almost every dime he makes trying to bring down that cult
by blueballlefty on Mar 28, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to a real gentleman like me, who always takes care to assault prostitutes all gently and shit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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by thedirkatron on Mar 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You have class, Huntressa
I will fight anyone that says different…
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.
Well played.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I love you, Marcus Lemon.
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by thedirkatron on Mar 29, 2009 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he do the slapchop commercials too?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats the guy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm he must of done those commercials years ago..
based on his mug shots the years have not been kind either that or he’s been doing the coke/hooker thing for a while.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
that slap chop commercial first aired in December 2008. I think he might have used some serious makeup and mugshots drunk at 2 in the morning are never flattering
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Mar 28, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh yeh mug shots are never flattering in prison station light..
and THANKS btw :)
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, damn mug shot ruined my Yasmine Bleeth crush.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can it really be the same woman?
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
combination of no make-up and partying all night?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liquid cocaine
according to the reports. Which, by the way, was the first time I realized cocaine came in that format. Shame, she was a stunner.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean i could of spared my nose all those years?!?
j/k :)
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 29, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Van Damn, Tits McGee
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and there we go
Now I can never look at Yasmine Bleeth again. Thanks…jerk
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Mar 31, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
slap chop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Mar 28, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was tryin to slap his troubles away....
"I Blame Mark Conner"
by red3biggs on Mar 28, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing the hooker bit him before she got to :38
“Your gonna love my nuts”
"I Blame Mark Conner"
by red3biggs on Mar 28, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My god this video goes great with this story
“Life’s hard, you dont want to cry anymore” so dont make be Slap Chop yo ass
"I Blame Mark Conner"
by red3biggs on Mar 28, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, Vince
All I can say is, “Sham. WOW!”
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Mar 29, 2009 9:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quite a bit different without the hair gel, huh?
by Inkara1 on Mar 29, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My question is
What in the hell is he wearing under that jacket?
Looks like something my 8 month old daughter wears to bed.
by cmkelly29 on Mar 29, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a few shamwows made into a shirt.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Mar 29, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It looks like....
a 78 year old woman’s moo-moo.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Mar 29, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops, my reply to this is below
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 29, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure it's a hospital gown, surely they took him to the hospital
after the hooker bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.
Talk about Sham-OWWW!!!!
Derek Jeter sucks. How's that for a quote.
by rangerdanger on Mar 29, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw this the other day...
both he and the hooker were both taken to the hospital before going to jail. The police reports after the pictures have the details.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Mar 29, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
Billy Mays must have snuck out the back
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Mar 30, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
She was a grand old lady...
by lonestarJon on Apr 1, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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