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I figured I should do some Rangers links tonight, since it appears there are enough out there already to make the Sunday morning links post rather unwieldy...

Evan Grant did a live blog session from the game this afternoon that included fielding a number of questions.  One of the items he hit on in the session, in answering a question about why Andruw Jones is here, is something that I think is worth highlighting:

I think a huge part of what this team is doing is trying to construct a roster that will give it the best chance at a strong start in April.

If this team had played .500 ball the past two Aprils, I think the Rangers -- Ron Washington and Nolan Ryan, in particular -- would be less likely to roll with Andruw Jones.  But I think there's a fear of untested guys like Chris Davis and Nelson Cruz struggling early and the team getting off to a bad start yet again, and I think that Jones represents a security blanket, a guy they feel like they can turn to try to provide some help in the middle of the order. 

I think that is also driving the notion of moving Scott Feldman to the pen and putting Kris Benson in the rotation to start the season.  I don't think the Rangers really think Benson is a long-term solution...but they are, I think, very worried about the lack of quality RHP options in the bullpen right now, and scared that the bullpen will blow leads early, leading to getting in a hole and demoralizing teams and fans both (leading to lower attendance).  So I think they are willing to make a few peripheral moves that aren't necessarily helpful in the long-term in an effort to try to solidify the short-term.

T.R. Sullivan, in a piece talking about how the Angels' rotation problems may create an opening for the Rangers, echoes that theme:

The Rangers' bigger concern is avoiding another bad start. That weighs more than anything that's going on in the Angels camp. The Rangers were 10-15 in April of 2007 and 10-17 for the month last season.

"The last thing we want to do is worry about our start and thinking that our season begins and ends in April," Young said. "At the same time, we'd like to establish some momentum early and not have to be clawing back from the beginning. If we have to make adjustments, do it right away instead of the middle of May."

The Rangers started off 7-16 in 2008 and spent the rest of the summer trying to get back into contention. They reached six games over .500 in the first week of August and then just ran out of gas. In '07, the Rangers were 10 games under .500 in the middle of May and 23-42 on June 13. Their season was effectively over.

"Frustrating," Kinsler said. "Very frustrating. The last two seasons we thought we had quality teams and April definitely put a damper on the beginning of our season. We understand how important the first month is. Last year, all year long we were talking about what would have happened if we could have gotten off to a better start. Everybody understands it."

The Rangers, as an organization, appear to be doing everything they can to ensure that the Rangers get off to a good start this year.  And if they don't, I don't think it is unrealistic to expect that heads will roll.

Grant also has some talk from Mike Maddux about wanting to maintain a regular rotation early in the season and not skip the 5th starter, something that Maddux believes will help the starters be better rested in August and September.  Don't know what Ron Washington thinks about this, but my guess is that Maddux's opinion on the topic is going to end up being the more influential one, and if he doesn't want the 5th starter skipped, the 5th starter won't be skipped.

Jeff Wilson says it will apparently be either Kris Benson or Brandon McCarthy pitching in the #3 spot in the rotation, with Matt Harrison and (if he's in the rotation) Scott Feldman locked into the back two spots.

T.R. Sullivan has some blog thoughts on the pitching situation, saying, among other things, that Washington seems to really want Derrick Turnbow to make the team.  The pecking order for those final four spots seem to be in constant flux, particularly with Nippert and Eyre having injury issues.  Nippert seems a lock for the d.l., and if Eyre ends up there as well, I think we'll see Madrigal, Rupe, and Turnbow make the team, along with a waiver claim or trade acquisition. 

Sullivan also has a story on the importance of pitching to the organization in general, which includes a quote from Mark Connor about Martin Perez having three above-average major league pitches, and some discussion from Nolan Ryan and Ron Washington about where they expect to see improvement.

Jonathon Mayo has two articles up on the Rangers' farm system, a system overview piece and a "10 guys to watch" piece.

 

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I'm confused by this logic:
Jeff Wilson says it will apparently be either Kris Benson or Brandon McCarthy pitching in the #3 spot in the rotation, with Matt Harrison and (if he’s in the rotation) Scott Feldman locked into the back two spots.

6 man rotation?

by hiafex on Mar 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No, he's saying that if Benson makes it he'd likely be the third guy in the rotation, but if Feldman makes it he's locked into the 5th spot.

It’s either Benson or Feldman for that last spot right now, basically.

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by thedirkatron on Mar 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understood what he meant

But my logic is flawless. Just thought it could be more clear for those normals out there.

by hiafex on Mar 28, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Connor thinks M-Per already has 3 major league pitches? I know it's Connor, but, still.

And TR jumped the gun. M-Per’s still got another week or so of being 17.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist?

A muthascratchin riot.

Highly recommend.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that movie.

I rented it one weekend and watched it five times before returning it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think a big part of how much I enjoy a movie is unfortunately tied to what my expectations are

So sometimes I end up being blown away by a flick b/c I went in not expecting much, and vice versa.

With Nick and Norah (I wonder what the Dashiell Hammet connection was, that couldn’t be a coincidence), I went in expecting to really like it, and was still almost blown away.

I figured it would be charming and funny. I found it charming and hysterical. Part of it might have been the mood I was in, but the wife, who is not at all passionate about movies, and ends up going upstairs midstream half the time, found it equally amusing and charismatic.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Michael Cera

even if all his characters seem to be the same person.

I thought the writing was witty and realistic…especially in terms of dialog. And I think I knew I would like it from the very beginning where Nick is calling his ex and saying he’s taking a day off. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

look up

drunk history – its on funny or die — good stuff

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha

GOOD STUFF. Thanks for the tip :-)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it romcom?

Anything more mischievous to it?

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Mar 28, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It has a lot of musical angles and gay humor (Sera is the lone straight guy in a gay band, and his bandmates are awesomely funny)

It is pretty typically formulaic in the romance department, and probably has some New York references that you might like. Don’t you live in New York?

Sera just absolutely knocks it out of the park, and whoever the director was did a very very nice job as well.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was nigh unwatchable. Totally amateur hour throughout.

I just got done with Vicky Chritina Barcelona.

It is… okay.

The scenery is beautiful and the acting is generally superb (minus the pretty piece of nothing female co-star opposite Scar-Jo), though it ultimately left me feeling like there should’ve been more in there somewhere. It should’ve been better than it ended up being.

And if you can make it through that movie without hating those two girls, you’re a better man than me.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 28, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check my recent movie:

Death Sentence, the unanticipated and unwanted sequel to Death Wish.

Kevin Bacon becoming a bald Nazi and blowing people the fuck up.

by brettgardner on Mar 29, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

That movie brought the stupid in near unprecedented levels.

It was so ridiculous it made me ANGRY.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree on barcelona

The first act really pulled you in. But by the time it ended I was like…that’s all you got? Even though the ending was the most plausible and realistic one, it left me “meh.”

So you didn’t think Nick and Norah was funny and instead was instead unwatchable?

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that movie (NIck and Norah)...

was pretty bad too.

My wife and I just couldn’t get into it.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 29, 2009 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, N&N was pretty horrible, imo.

Thin plot, implausible character interactions, dumb intentional awkwardness, one dimensional characters everywhere, and just a general lack of anything resembling humor and/or drama really kind of makes it difficult for me to get hard for a movie.

The whole production just came off very Disney Channel original movie to me.

I thought it was pretty horrible.

You’re the first male I’ve ever heard say the movie was enjoyable.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 29, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't...

watch any movie with the chick that played Norah in it. She looks like a fat dark-haired Hillary Duff.

by chase182 on Mar 29, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why the out loud laugh?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 30, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andruw Jones is security

for a possibly struggling Davis and Cruz, because of his past? But he sucks. Hell, let’s go find Julio Franco or Rickey Henderson. They wanna keep playing, and they’ve got great pasts.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know

I was being rhetorical. When your broke, and staying in on a Saturday night, you start talking to yourself.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's understandable when desperation causes you to cling to the past

like its defensible for them to want to start vizquel over andrus because they might think that andrus’ development might not be as important to getting a good start in april.

it just sucks when desperation leads to ridiculous talent evaluation. it doesn’t make any sense for them to think jones is better than cruz.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Mar 28, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I certainly

Don’t think cruz will be as good as everyone thinks but I would take him over Jones any day.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't aware

there was even a consistent expectation for Cruz. Have we done his comm projects yet?

by FirebatM3 on Mar 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just yesterday, Iblum said he could EASILY see Cruz hitting 40 HRs

I realize that that is just 1 person’s take, but i think you are gonna find most here are extremely bullish on Nellie Cross.

It isn’t just Ed and Iblum anymore…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

April & Players Under 30

Obviously, Andruw Jones may NOT help us win in April. And he’s not under 30.

I say that because, as stated here from time to time, and as Josh stated last night, “17 of the 18 starters in the 2008 World Series were under 30.”

The odd Yankee-less economics have created a new dynamic. Being young by necessity (Tampa Bay) is not always a bad thing. I say, screw April and sell the fans on this younger team.

by 3Bagger on Mar 28, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

April

While I don’t agree with all of the “win in April” moves (or potential moves I guess), I do fully support the extra emphasis on a good start to the season. From a selfish standpoint obviously I would like to see the team be competitive for as long as possible.

But from a long term perspective, I would really, really like for the manager and front office to remain static this season. Not necessarily because I like RW, but because I want Hicks to live up to his words when he says he has learned that there are no shortcuts.

RW being removed in late April would, I think, open up rampant speculation on JD’s status fro the rest of the season unless the team made a severe turnaround in the their play. And I fear what a removal of the GM would do to the current stable, long term plan.

I just want a year where the team plays consistently enough that most of the focus remains on the field, and not on whether the manager or GM are going to be around next season, and I think a good start is beyond crucial to that.

by jthig32 on Mar 28, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My goodness...

the Rangers ’pen is a giant clusterfuck coming right out of the gates. Guys are going to end up making this team by default.

In other news, my wife is watching Moulin Rouge right now. If there has ever been a shittier movie made I haven’t seen it.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But

The music is great, And Nicole Kidman is still HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No and no.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 28, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

???????????????

Are you f’ing blind???? or just van’t handle redheads????

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Nicole is gorgeous...

I saw her a few weeks ago, she is movie star HOT

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She could bite my tongue anytime.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moulin Rouge

Not only does it have Nicole Kidman, but also another incredibly hot Aussie, Kylie Minogue, who plays the Green Fairy. Granted, I think she’s like 5 inches tall in Moulin Rouge, but since she’s only around three feet tall in real life, it kinda works…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Mar 29, 2009 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Kylie the singer...

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 29, 2009 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God

she divorced the nutball Cruise. Eyes Wide Open was a dumb ass movie.

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh no kidding..

that was a good move, but honestly in person her skin is amazing and she’s tall, quite glamorous 50’s style

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bewitched

Had me bewitched…and I can’t stand Will Ferrell.

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh he's not my favorite either..

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But,

Did you also see THRU her? That girl is translucent. I did think she was hot in that movie where she played the teacher, getting her student to kill her husband.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny ..

that’s the word I was going to use…translucent..it’s so true… yeh she was hot in that, it’s kinda hard for her not to be.

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Her being hot

tends to make me hard

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol OH MY ...

do you think Katie Holmes is hot?

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell no

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh i agree...kinda mousey

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was before tom picked out her clothes and cut her hair.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Her appeal baffles me

Bad actress and mannish looking.

How does she keep getting plum roles?

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cuz of him

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mannish looking?

Penalty. I dig her face.

by brettgardner on Mar 29, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought she was okay before she got w/ Cruise.

But she’s always been a level below the brunette hot girl’s club- Alba, Biel, Milano, Hewitt

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hotter then the Gyllenhall chick

who’s boneheaded idea was that for the Batman sequel??

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They decided to get someone who could act

What a terrible idea that was
[/sarcasm]

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 28, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's better than Holmes

But that is the textbook defintion of faint praise.

Gyllenhall is to Holmes as an el camino is to a pacer…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought she did a pretty good job

She wasn’t the best choice, but she was still good. My personal preference would have been to not have her character in either of the Batman movies, or at least not as the love interest. I’m sick of seeing Batman have a love interest in each movie.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 28, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Point taken

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, to add just one more thing to this

Did anyone watch Batman Begins and think to themselves, “Yeah, I can definitely see her being an assistant DA in a giant and crime filled city like Gotham.” Every time she talked as a lawyer, I felt like I was watching Legally Blonde. It was definitely not that way with Gyllenhall. When she had that courtroom scene and the scene in MCU, I wasn’t blown away with her acting, but I never thought about how I was watching some girl pretend to be a lawyer.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 28, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But if you were Christian Bale,

which one would you rather have the kiss scene at the end of BB….Holmes or Gyllenhall?

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gyllenhall

I don’t want to catch any crazy from Katie Holmes

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 28, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

M-Gyl is a decent actress, but there's no way I could believe her in that role.

She’s one of the ugliest human beings I’ve ever laid eyes on. She’s truly abhorrent. Her face is like if Skeletor would look like if he came to life as a female and then had some sort of accident where his face melted a little bit around the eyes.

In the olden days a woman looking like that would’ve been burned at the stake.

And I’m supposed to believe she’s the love interest of Bruce Freaking Wayne???

There are some roles that I can’t believe certain actors not because they lack the acting chops, but rather because of their physical limitations.

I mean, Denzel Washington is a great actor, but I could never believe him as Hitler for obvious physical reasons.

Just like I can’t believe Maggie Freaking Gyllenhall in any role where she’s supposed to be physically desirable and/or people aren’t constantly remarking on how ugly she is.

She makes me want to jab out my eyes and puke on them and then light my junk on fire.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 28, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

While I don't really share your complete and utter hatred for her physical appearance

Its Bruce Wayne, not Hef. Wayne spends his time and money fighting crime. I have a feeling that he is one of those people that would look past a girl’s appearance and actually be interested in her personality.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 28, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe so, but not to that degree.

That mongoloid mutt wouldn’t get within 40 feet of Bruce Wayne.

I mean, if I woke up and that thing was staring at me I’d wouldn’t stop punching until I was absolutely sure it was dead.

When you’re that rich and suave you don’t have to settle for “decent looking” or “interesting personality” like us normals do.

You can have it all.

I mean, he might not go after only 10’s or whatever, but he’d sure as hell do better than that .00075.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Childhood friends

She got to him when they were young. That’s how he’s hanging out with her.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 29, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a dog when I was kid. I never grew up and tried to fuck it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 29, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

Your M-Gyl hate is funny. Not that I like her.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Mar 30, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

that was your choice. Bruce Wayne took it in a different direction

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beautiful!

Just friggin’ perfect…..and I don’t even hate her! But you had me laughing.

I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.

by Chaim Witz on Mar 29, 2009 2:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When thedirkatron weighs in, you can always count on a measured response

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maggie is one of my girl crushes

I think she’s beautiful

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I would happily have his babies

But I like Maggie as well

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't make CD jealous.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's true you got plenty of love...

to go around.

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well it would be a helluva way to go!

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True that!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW Dear

Hello after the long 6 month break…….IS it April 6th yet???

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A girl

with a girl crush

sounds kinky!!

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't every girl have a girl crush?

Don’t men have man crushes?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guilty

Mick Jagger

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The Greatly Wrinkled One

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it the lips?

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true dat

how these guys are still around after all those years drugging is amazing

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

he admits to snorting his fathers ashes

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yikes

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He later said that was bullshit

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't catch that part

But did you have doubted him brfore that?

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, definitely not implausible

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree,

I just don’t know how much of it he remembers.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he snorted

his dads ashes mixed with coke

whaaaaaaaaat

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The overall life

and lifestyle. Whereas Hefner basically stuck with the same look, except for the wonderful Barbi Benton, Mick realizes variety is the spice of life. Plus, he’s the leader of the World’s Greatest Rock N Roll Band.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh you want a lot of hot babes..

not just one, I can appreciate that.

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My girl crushes are (in no particular order)

Mandy Moore
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kate Winslet
Katherine Heigl

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mandy Moore

Loved her in A Walk to Remember

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think my fave movie of hers is

“Because I Said So”

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this a bit??

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

saved?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 28, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kate Winslet is sooooo

gorgeous! You have good taste hun.

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks :-)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we are comparing Kate's

I’ll take Beckinsale…in leather…as Serena!!!!!

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seaking of stars

Have you seen Madea Goes to Jail???

LMAO thru the whole movie and never realizied that “Candy” was Rudy from the Cosby Show

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't seen any Tyler Perry movie

I keep meaning to, but I just haven’t.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They play on TBS alot

But his Madea movies are the best

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't seen any Tyler Perry movies either

I keep meaning to, but I just haven’t.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kate Winslet

What do people see in her?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 28, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.

by Chaim Witz on Mar 29, 2009 2:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howie mandel.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why him?

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEVER

Trust a man that won’t shake hands

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

I was kidding.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even after seeing

‘The Secretary’?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 28, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is a natural redhead

Natural redheads usually don’t tan, they freckle, and tend to have very alabaster skin…almost albino-like

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to be rude or anything

But did you really think that little news tidbit was informative?

In related news, the sky has a somewhat bluish consistency…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol I knew brian was coming out soon.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Show of hands

Who didn’t know redheads had tanning issues??

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm

Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on.

Rachel Hunter managed to escape the albino-like transluscency. But then again, so did carrot top and Danny Bonaducci.

I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.

by Chaim Witz on Mar 29, 2009 2:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rachel Hunter is blond

And I don’t know who Stacy’s mom is.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe he meant angie everhart

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Mar 29, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now she's a hot redhead.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 29, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does she turn brown in the sun?

I’ll answer for you: No.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 29, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She does tan a bit

I haven’t seen her get dark brown, but I’ve seen her get some brown. We didn’t meet until the end of last summer though, so I’ll know more in the next few months.

by Inkara1 on Mar 29, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Not sure if I understand your feelings on the issue.

Did you know that if you don’t keep meat refrigerated, it may spoil?

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah found that out after Hurricane Ike last year

$200 of meat in the garbage….

Sorry didnt mean for you to take me seriously

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry...

pale, pasty redheads don’t do shit for me.

Give me the dark haired, dark skinned latina anyday.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 28, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are of like minds

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cote De Pablo!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cote De Pablo

Very nice. I don’t watch a lot of NCIS, but she and Pauley Perrette both keep me interested when I do tune in.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Mar 29, 2009 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SLC loves him some spice!

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

For the most part. Except Nicole Kidman.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can only think of one hot redhead in the history of hotties

Marilu Henner, sit on my face, you smokin wahine, you…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Mar 28, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, I liked Nardo

And I have a weird thing for Elise Donovan, but that’s about it for gingers.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some guys just don't have an affinity for the red's

But my redheaded downfall was my HS sweetheart….20? years later and I still think about her.

by awillis111 on Mar 28, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

she must of been special....

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yea..... I know her ;]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm watching a Penn & Teller episode...

…on pet fanatics. It came out in 2006, but I’ve never seen it.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit?

The PETA episode was one of my favs.

by JBP on Mar 29, 2009 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All those baseball links

and all you people talk about is this?

by bioaggie on Mar 28, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry about that...

it appears I shouldn’t have added that little piece about Moulin Rouge in my earlier post.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 28, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All these baseball links and all you talk is us talking about this?

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

by iorange555 on Mar 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Mar 28, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking at Mayo's piece...

What am I missing w/ Moreland? Never seen the guy, but it seems he would be well served remaining a position player.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There are serious doubts about his swing and how it'll play at the higher levels.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 28, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 28, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

big holes in it, right?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 29, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. It's retty much the swing equivalent of your mom.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Mar 29, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...open ed myself up to that one lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 29, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can you have

a “10 Rangers prospects to watch” and not have Font in there?

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield," he said. "It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Mar 29, 2009 12:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

aside from Kiker it’s basically a top ten prospects. I’d say he either mis-chose or misnamed the list altogether.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam

by Brett Perryman on Mar 29, 2009 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In related news

I think we have the horniest collection of people I’ve ever seen here, which would be normal were it mainly the guys, but these girls are getting liquified on a daily basis. Am I right?

by brettgardner on Mar 29, 2009 12:34 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

resemble?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Mar 29, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bg

i’m guessing A LOT of single people here…

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 29, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feldman

Seems to me that putting him in the bullpen is helpful in the long-term given that’s his likely role on his pitching staff in a year or two, similar to (but less than important than) moving Mike Young to 3B now or Chris Davis to LF (which I think we should have done).

by Darrell McKown on Mar 29, 2009 8:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD

I don’t see Davis moving to LF. He would be a defensive liability out there. I think he will either be the Ranger’s Dh in 2011 or traded for pitching or a 3B.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Mar 29, 2009 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf

i thought today’s game is suppose to be televised?

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 29, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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