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Happy birthday, Jamey Newberg

Happy 40th to Jamey Newberg.

He's not a former Ranger, but I think a lot of folks here have heard of him anyway.

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Who is this Jamey Newberg you speak of?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Mar 3, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

is she hot?

IS SHE NUDE?

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Mar 3, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

x

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 3, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Now, I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

but…not that bad…

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Mar 3, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well I am ...

and he’s quite handsome!

Happy Birthday Jamey!

Keep slathering on that moisturizer since you look more like 30, you’re doing something right :).

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 1:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think

it’s The Impossibly Good Looking Jamey Newberg.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Mar 4, 2009 6:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you making a reference...

to Tenacious D?

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Mar 3, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 3, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

looks like a

fatter ricky gervais

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Mar 3, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What? No. It looks like an awesomer, better-blogging, less-bearded version of Jesus Christ.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 3, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but

Jesus blessed the DNA of Chet Lemon. He is a Jehovah’s Witness.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 3, 2009 11:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I swear he is the long lost brother of Bruce Campbell

Hail to the King baby!

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Mar 4, 2009 5:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well played...

gotta ask the important questions

"....si si Peeeeedro"

by trippingandy on Mar 3, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

horray jamey

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Mar 3, 2009 8:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering what the hell his latest newsletter meant.

Made sense after I read Professor Parks’ blurb at BBTIA.

So Jamey was born on the same day as Dan McDowell?

by LiamP on Mar 3, 2009 8:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Same here...

my boss and I were trying to figure out that WD-40 email at work today.

The best we came up with was that it was cryptic way of saying it’s still early in spring training and the Rangers are rusty still.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Mar 3, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That is what I thought also

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Mar 3, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Something about the defense, maybe?

"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland

by chrisR on Mar 3, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am glad he was born

Free Frank Catalanotto

by egriffey on Mar 3, 2009 9:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Honored to be...

…in the company of Jim Anderson, Wayne Rosenthal, Don Stanhouse, Gary Mielke, and Lou Frazier.

by Jamey Newberg on Mar 3, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

you're not fit to shine lou frazier's shoes

but lou frazier is pretty awesome

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 3, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget Dan McDowell

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by DaheelzCM on Mar 3, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

could use a little more..

cowbell umm I mean sparkles

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 1:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

happy birthday jamey

i recall hearing about the newberg report and checked it out about 3 years ago. since then my interest in the rangers (which was already at a high level) has grown exponentially and it’s been a joy watching the rangers build this farm system since you and guys like scott lucas have provided me with almost daily excitement.

i look forward to many more newberg report nights to come

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Mar 3, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Will Carroll and some other baseball people locally

…are trying to talk me into doing two Newberg Report Nights per season. Overkill?

by Jamey Newberg on Mar 3, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if there's a turnout like last time

id say it’s not overkill. it was jampacked

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Mar 3, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

I know I’d be up for two a year.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Mar 3, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

From that standpoint, agreed.

We’ve had to turn people away the last two years due to space in the auditorium, which holds about 275.

by Jamey Newberg on Mar 3, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can you do one in South Carolina?

Me and The Newberg need to have a beer someday.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 3, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol, nice.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 4, 2009 12:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Two NMLR nights

Bring it. I still haven’t made my first one, better odds.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Mar 4, 2009 7:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Best wishes to ya., Jamey

"You can have such a massive impact on a game even when you're not getting ground balls hit at you." - Michael Young

by lonestarJon on Mar 3, 2009 10:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just got my 2009 Bound Edition...

A little late, I know, but it’s all I’ve been reading in my spare time, excellent work!

"A hot dog at the ball game beats roast beef at the Ritz"- Humphrey Bogart

by joshed on Mar 3, 2009 11:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cheers and Happy Birthday Jamey

keep up the good work

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by Maximilian on Mar 3, 2009 11:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jamey

Happy Birthday and keep up the great work. Had a blast at the book release party and I’ll see you at Newberg Night.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Mar 4, 2009 12:10 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday... Jamey

Have a great Birthday buddy…

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Mar 4, 2009 12:45 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday Mr. Newberg.

Thanks for all you do with the club.

I have fulfilled all my prophecies; all my predictions are up to date.
My train is right on schedule.

by oc on Mar 4, 2009 1:33 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dirk

Where in South Carolina do you live?

by beardlessman1286 on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday, Jamey....

Keep doing what you do!!

There’s at least one person who obsesses over the Rangers.

Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!

by bspate on Mar 4, 2009 7:52 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

happy day

a day late.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Mar 4, 2009 8:02 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Happy Bday, congrats, everything is downhill now

Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!

by NothinG on Mar 4, 2009 8:14 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Happy BDay Jamey...

I’ll always wish a happy birthday to anyone responsible for me meeting + shaking hands with Jon Daniels, and gets me into Casey’s Corner.

by cmkelly29 on Mar 4, 2009 8:19 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Appreciate ya

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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