Happy birthday, Jamey Newberg
Happy 40th to Jamey Newberg.
He's not a former Ranger, but I think a lot of folks here have heard of him anyway.
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Who is this Jamey Newberg you speak of?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Mar 3, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
is she hot?
IS SHE NUDE?
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Mar 3, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
x

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 3, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Now, I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)
but…not that bad…
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Mar 3, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well I am ...
and he’s quite handsome!
Happy Birthday Jamey!
Keep slathering on that moisturizer since you look more like 30, you’re doing something right :).
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 1:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Look at him, all jolly and smiling. He looks friendly and nice, but nuts to that. I like my blog leaders to look more Bond villain-y than Diet Coke Commercial-y.
BAM!

If that pic doesn’t scream “Mind Bullets” to you, then… I dunno. Something must be wrong with your mind bullet detector.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Mar 3, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Are you making a reference...
to Tenacious D?
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Mar 3, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Mar 3, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
looks like a
fatter ricky gervais
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by studcrackers on Mar 3, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What? No. It looks like an awesomer, better-blogging, less-bearded version of Jesus Christ.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Mar 3, 2009 11:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I know who that sexy man is
A Texas Designer's Map of the World
by hurlerhurley on Mar 4, 2009 12:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I swear he is the long lost brother of Bruce Campbell
Hail to the King baby!
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
by NYTXFAN on Mar 4, 2009 5:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well played...
gotta ask the important questions
"....si si Peeeeedro"
by trippingandy on Mar 3, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
horray jamey
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
by gossamer on Mar 3, 2009 8:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering what the hell his latest newsletter meant.
Made sense after I read Professor Parks’ blurb at BBTIA.
So Jamey was born on the same day as Dan McDowell?
by LiamP on Mar 3, 2009 8:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Same here...
my boss and I were trying to figure out that WD-40 email at work today.
The best we came up with was that it was cryptic way of saying it’s still early in spring training and the Rangers are rusty still.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Mar 3, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That is what I thought also
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
by boomer1 on Mar 3, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Something about the defense, maybe?
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
by chrisR on Mar 3, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that Rivals guy knows his stuff...
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
by Longhorn on Mar 3, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'll send a letter bomb to Marcus Lemon as a tribute.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Mar 3, 2009 8:58 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
that literally made me laugh out loud
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by dustinvandeman on Mar 3, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I am glad he was born
Free Frank Catalanotto
by egriffey on Mar 3, 2009 9:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Honored to be...
…in the company of Jim Anderson, Wayne Rosenthal, Don Stanhouse, Gary Mielke, and Lou Frazier.
by Jamey Newberg on Mar 3, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
you're not fit to shine lou frazier's shoes
but lou frazier is pretty awesome
"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."
by ab03 on Mar 3, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget Dan McDowell
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by DaheelzCM on Mar 3, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

A Texas Designer's Map of the World
by hurlerhurley on Mar 4, 2009 12:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
could use a little more..
cowbell umm I mean sparkles
Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.
by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 1:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
happy birthday jamey
i recall hearing about the newberg report and checked it out about 3 years ago. since then my interest in the rangers (which was already at a high level) has grown exponentially and it’s been a joy watching the rangers build this farm system since you and guys like scott lucas have provided me with almost daily excitement.
i look forward to many more newberg report nights to come
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by studcrackers on Mar 3, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Will Carroll and some other baseball people locally
…are trying to talk me into doing two Newberg Report Nights per season. Overkill?
by Jamey Newberg on Mar 3, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
if there's a turnout like last time
id say it’s not overkill. it was jampacked
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by studcrackers on Mar 3, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
From that standpoint, agreed.
We’ve had to turn people away the last two years due to space in the auditorium, which holds about 275.
by Jamey Newberg on Mar 3, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Can you do one in South Carolina?
Me and The Newberg need to have a beer someday.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Mar 3, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
lol, nice.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hate Michael Young.
"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.
by thedirkatron on Mar 4, 2009 12:02 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Two NMLR nights
Bring it. I still haven’t made my first one, better odds.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Mar 4, 2009 7:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Best wishes to ya., Jamey
"You can have such a massive impact on a game even when you're not getting ground balls hit at you." - Michael Young
by lonestarJon on Mar 3, 2009 10:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just got my 2009 Bound Edition...
A little late, I know, but it’s all I’ve been reading in my spare time, excellent work!
"A hot dog at the ball game beats roast beef at the Ritz"- Humphrey Bogart
by joshed on Mar 3, 2009 11:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cheers and Happy Birthday Jamey
keep up the good work
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by Maximilian on Mar 3, 2009 11:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jamey
Happy Birthday and keep up the great work. Had a blast at the book release party and I’ll see you at Newberg Night.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Mar 4, 2009 12:10 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthday Mr. Newberg.
Thanks for all you do with the club.
I have fulfilled all my prophecies; all my predictions are up to date.
My train is right on schedule.
by oc on Mar 4, 2009 1:33 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dirk
Where in South Carolina do you live?
by beardlessman1286 on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthday, Jamey....
Keep doing what you do!!
There’s at least one person who obsesses over the Rangers.
Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!
by bspate on Mar 4, 2009 7:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
happy day
a day late.
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by t ball on Mar 4, 2009 8:02 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Happy Bday, congrats, everything is downhill now
Another one bites the dust! And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust!
by NothinG on Mar 4, 2009 8:14 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Happy BDay Jamey...
I’ll always wish a happy birthday to anyone responsible for me meeting + shaking hands with Jon Daniels, and gets me into Casey’s Corner.
by cmkelly29 on Mar 4, 2009 8:19 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Appreciate ya
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
by tyd3311 on Mar 4, 2009 10:32 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

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