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Today's lineup is up at the S-T blog.  No Andruw Jones, Elvis at short, Saltalamacchia catching.

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Looks like the starting nine, minus Nelson Cruz.

Also, from the Wed. A.M thread, the scheduled pitchers are

Kevin Millwood, Derek Holland, Joe Torres, Willie Eyre, Frank Francisco, Doug Mathis

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I am interested in the outings of

Der-Hol
Joe-To
Fran-Fran
and Do-Math

by Telegraph on Mar 4, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it too much of a stretch to start calling him "Asian Kid"?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds good to me

I like the nickname with the complicated explanation. I’ve already started refering to Josh Rupe as Kenny Fukcing Powers because of his theme music.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Mar 4, 2009 12:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I spell curses good.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Mar 4, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Geezus

It’s Fauking.

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Mar 4, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A-Kid

is what some would say. I hate nicknames.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Mar 4, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So then t ball is your given name?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 4, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think

you two have had this conversation before

by FirebatM3 on Mar 4, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it. Now I have to start rooting for him. Cause that's pretty clearly the best nickname ever.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 4, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Do-Math

When said out loud sounds like Dumb Ass if you had a lisp.

by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 4, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or Do-Meth

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Mar 4, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

Is Chris Berman somewhere in your genetic waterfall ?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Mar 5, 2009 12:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope

Holland has a better outing today….along with Doug E Fresh

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 11:40 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Can someone...

…sum up the Andruw Jones @ Spring Training saga so far? It seems to me that he’s not exactly doing himself any favors as far as making the team.

My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.

by ghtd36 on Mar 4, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Getting used to adjustments made to his swing. Has bat speed, according to Rudy. 9 Ks, 2 Hits, 1 BB.

His swing adjustments has something to do with sitting back in his stance and waiting on the ball.

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

eyes

Maybe Andruw needs Lasik.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Mar 4, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well he was not deemed legally blind

on his last physical. Maybe he has became so since then.

by Mike E on Mar 4, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe he's

illegally blind?

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That was like

a really, really funny string of replies

"Holland didn’t make that kid question his swing, he made him question his career path"

by trident on Mar 4, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sandbagging

because he’s betting on himself to hit 50 HR’s? Otherwise, I don’t see the point

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 4, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Another left-handed hitter?

No thanks.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Your objection is his left-handedness

by BuckyB on Mar 4, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

heh

like him or hate him, left handedness seems pretty low on factors to influence your decision

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 4, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, then i'll echo Horns' reply below

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

when

are your left hand?

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Mar 4, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Greatness

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Mar 4, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We can have him replace

the left handed Cat.

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Mar 4, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it would be great.

But unfortanately, a PR nightmare. I have no doubt he could still go 1.000 OPS and Hamilton would see so many good pitches. Also, it really doesn’t matter without the pitching. But, it would be fun to watch.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Mar 4, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome your Texas Roiding Rangers

Might as well make it official.

by WyoRanger on Mar 4, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We should embrace it

There was no penalty when our ’roiders were juicing.

Maybe Canseco would urge America to root for the Rangers as the only honest franchise in baseball.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Mar 4, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Does anybody else

think it would be better to bat Davis 6th, move Salty to 7th and Murphy 8th?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Mar 4, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If Salty continues to hit I wouldn't be suprised to see it like this

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...

but it’s just a ST lineup without our starting RFer so really it’s no big deal.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 4, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Built For Fun.

MLB Game Day link

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 4, 2009 1:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How?

Can you tell me how you access that since all i can find on the mlb site is the box score link whenever i look?

by Horns130 on Mar 4, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know why they don't link to it on MLB.com - It's like going in the back door.

A couple of years ago, I was yearning for spring training play-by-play, and came across a GameDay link on the A’s blog.

I discovered that if you change the day of the game and team names (3 letter abbreviations), they do have a GameDay for spring traning games. Unfortunately, they only update it after every half inning, and the number of pitches is not accurate.

It’s better than trying to analyze a box score, in my opinion.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 4, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thx

and i agree

by Horns130 on Mar 5, 2009 12:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

they're showing right now

a classic unc vs. clemson bball game with jordan. jesus christ i dont think ive seen clemson get a favorable call yet

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 1:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

excuse me

it’s virginia. with rick carlisle!

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

is Virginia

posting up a big white guy at the elbow while everyone else stands around?

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Mar 4, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well rick carlisle had a chance to tie it

it was literally halfway down and somehow lipped out

now they’re showing texas tech/kansas when daryl dora hit that crazy 3 near the end of regulation

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 2:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OT: bad contracts

Someone made this list : http://www.springtraining09.com/features/the-44-worst-contracts-in-base.php

Funny how many ex- and almost- Rangers are on that list. Sometimes it’s good to be out-bid. Only current Rangers are MY and Millwood (A. Jones shouldn’t be listed as a Ranger since we didn’t give him the contract and aren’t paying that salary). Looking at the starting pitcher market, I’m not sure Millwood deserves to be on the list.

by Jack Nicholson 1974 on Mar 4, 2009 1:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I saw that too

I agree about Millwood. Then it was a good deal. Now it’s an okay deal. But not a bad contract.

How bad would it suck to have Jones for $18 mil?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And...I'm just making sure everyone has seen this

Boo Teixeira!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood."
- Thomas Boswell

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 4, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

rhyming Markakis and Wieters

what talent!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

totally didn't do that

I laughed out loud, though.

by RachelB on Mar 4, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pitcher's fielding practice in action.

woohoo!

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

has the game started yet?

as usual, game day isn’t updating, so I was worried it has been a long first half of the inning.

by clark on Mar 4, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...0-0

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood."
- Thomas Boswell

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 4, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if you are listening

to a radio feed, please let us know when/if big things happen, Thanks!

by clark on Mar 4, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll try...

…but I’ll only be around another 15 minutes, then I have to go to my job where there is no internet :-(

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood."
- Thomas Boswell

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 4, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

gameday just updated after the first batter! - awoohoo!

of course, it starts with a crisp double

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol.

now it says callaspo grounded out for 1 out and that was the end of the inning

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1-0 tex face singles in Ian

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm doing a "live" blog on my site...

RangerRumors.com

Come check it out, it gives me meaning…

All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Mar 4, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

According to the KC announcers, Millwood seems to be pitching up (probably not by design) and got a popup.

He also got two groundballs.

Oh, and MY’s move to 3B was to revive his production at the plate, so say Royals announcers.

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

revive his production?

how does that make sense?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude. I don't know. The folks at Royalsreview say the announcers say the same thing about Teahan.

in MY’s case, something about being less worn down by playing a less demanding position in the field.

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hmm?

that does’nt make any sense

by brandallini on Mar 4, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

x

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Mar 4, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

When in Rome

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What station is it on?

I tried pulling up KCSP on wunderradio and got generic sports talk.

by LiamP on Mar 4, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Have to go through mlb.com

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Millwood walks a batter with two outs

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood."
- Thomas Boswell

by baseballismyboyfriend on Mar 4, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

andrus barehanded one

over second and was just late with the throw…good play apparently though

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

For those of you fortunate enough to have XM

the game is on 177.

KC announcers yakking about Milwood taking his time with lots of birds in the background. Bottom of 2, 1-0 Good Guys.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

KC announcers

just got josh hamilton and coco crisp confused. How do you f that up?

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Salty knocks in Crush

2-0 Texas.

I heard the announcers confuse Crisp & Hamilton…they sound like they just woke up or are nursing hangovers.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think they're

prepping for their mid-season “god our team sucks lets talk about something else” ramblings..

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Extremely

wishful thinking

by brandallini on Mar 4, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I posted it above.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 4, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Salty doubles in davis. 2-0

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

so far in spring ball..possibly

but i think we have to wait for the season to make sure on that one

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Let’s tap the brakes a bit on that one

by brandallini on Mar 4, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

However it cant be denied that he has been crushing the ball since the ball in winter ball and early ST

I hope all trade talks are put on hold with him since he could have a major breakout season

by Horns130 on Mar 4, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Andrus gets out (not sure how)

2-0 going to the 3rd.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

K's on offspeed

All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Mar 4, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's not ready!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You can hear some old bag trying to

sell Kettle Corn in the background.

I get the feeling there aren’t too many fans at the game.

Millwood gets 2nd K.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

here come dutch

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

is anyone listening to the game?

Dutch is in, and I am especially intrigued.

by clark on Mar 4, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dutch

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holland in the house!

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Go

Der-Hol!

Get off my lawn.

by DJCahill on Mar 4, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Der-Hol, ftw.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 4, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holland is facing three lefties.

0-2 on the first one with a slicing foul ball down the LF line.

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 3:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

K

All Your Rangers Blog Are Belong To Us

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Mar 4, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hope this goes well.

Its like watching a bird learn to fly

by brandallini on Mar 4, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

haha

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

3-1 on Jacobs

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The greatness of XM

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Royals announcers trying to say the Volquez-Hamilton trade was bad.

“Do the Rangers really need more offense?”

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Pops up to Andrus

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Announcers talking about Rangers f'ing up

David Clyde’s career and how you can sometimes bring up a player too early.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

do the royals really employ these guys?

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Now talking about David Clyde to show how bad for how long the Rangers handling of pitching has been.

ugh. That after an insanely long discussion about how names are spelled weirdly nowadays.

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Hard Line have been prohibited from plying their

craft at the Surprise Stadium because of what happened with I can’t remember’s wife from KC.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gordon is correct.

I think Grubes kept playing the drop where Rhyner (dead) says “Stupid bitch” when Corby was talking to her.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3 inning for der-hol, nice

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Back-to-back was like, 'Cool,’ " he said. "Then, everyone was like, 'Really?’ The fourth was like, 'Is this really happening?’ And the fifth one was like, 'Yeah, that really happened.’ "-Justin Smoak

by Martijn1309 on Mar 4, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

dutchboy getting it done against the left handed

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 4, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Blalock Ks

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

okay

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Mar 4, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

didn't really have extreme splits

http://www.minorleaguesplits.com/cgi-bin/pl.cgi?pl=502706

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 4, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well

you can see the numbers for yourself. better peripherals with the right handed, better BABIP (and results) with the left handed

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 4, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hochevar on the mound v. Hank Joe

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is Holland

pitching another inning, or is that it?

by Houston27 on Mar 4, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No word yet

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by RangerFloppy on Mar 4, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"3-6 reverse DP"...

I guess that means Murphy GB to 1B who then threw out Byrd on tag play at 2B.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

at least we know Jones wouldn't have grounded into a DP

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Single for Byrd, Murphy up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holland still in

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Pena is up for KC

should be easy out.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jinx

Pena gets a hit between 1B & 2B

I apologize to baseball gods.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

appreciate the updates JW

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Mar 4, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They're still talking about the nuances of the "3-6 DP'

and it’s beating me.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually "reverse 3-4" and I swear to gawd they;re still talking about it

Coste up 2-2 count.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That was tough, wasn't it?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Mar 4, 2009 6:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cookie eyes...

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by RangerFloppy on Mar 4, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ground out to Kinsler

runner goes to 3B (didn’t know he was on 2B).

two outs, Crisp up 0-2 count.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Chopper tips off Hollands glove

and Andrus couldn’t get to ball on time. Run scores.

If that happens to MYoung he’d get excoriated by LSB.

Callespo up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well at least

these have been softly hit balls, and not the two HRs we saw during his last outing.

by clark on Mar 4, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holland balks

Keep the wheels on, son.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Washington comes out to argue

and is surely butchering the english language.

GB to 3rd, 1 run 2 hits. 2-1 good guys.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i would tend to agree with you

if it wasn’t most likely true

Whenver Washington talks he doesn’t sound anything close to even resembling intelligent

by dustinvandeman on Mar 4, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

leave it to him to wreck a good deed

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 4, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ever heard Washington on Norm's show or the Ranger pre-game?

Embarrassing.

Salty K’s looking.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

It’s hard to think someone isn’t an idiot when they sound like an idiot when they talk.

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Mar 4, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd give him a bigger break if he

ran a good game or wasn’t widely considered to be an organizational joke.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Widely considered?????

What exactly IS your waist size, dude??

by bking on Mar 4, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of

ripping on someone…did anyone see this gem of a story?

by clark on Mar 4, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Coyne's a weird dude. Not saying it's not true and that the AC guys are all great people, just saying take it with a grain of salt.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I hate Michael Young.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555, throwing one of his patented sandy-vagina'd hissy fits.

by thedirkatron on Mar 4, 2009 5:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Andrus grounds out

I lost an out somewhere.

2-1 Texas going to 6th.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Line up turned over (Mathis pitching to TT)

Top 6

DeJesus up.

GB to Duran now at SS, one out.

Boggs (the thinking man’s player) is in. Borbon now in and Omar V at 2B.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

GB to Omar

throws to Justin Smoak who is also in the game.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Metcalf "the former Kansas Jayhawk"

is now playing 3B.

Announcers say “Somebody named Gentry (#90) is in the game in RF.”

That would be Craig Gentry.

Jacobs Ks. They’re 90 minutes into the game and it’s the bottom of the 6th.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would've liked to see Dutch pitch another inning

See if he could bounce back from last inning.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

in his defense

he did get five straight groundballs, which makes me very happy. and the run scoring single didn’t leave the infield. so all told, I will take that outing. but yeah, I would love to see him stretched out to three innings his next time out.

by clark on Mar 4, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There will be time for that...

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by RangerFloppy on Mar 4, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Omar's up

base hit to RF.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Metcalf up

5-4-3 DP

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jules Borbon now up

hitting lefty (isn’t he a switch-hitter?)

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 4, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pop up

3 minute half inning.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How bout we let him throw 100 pitches while hes at it

Its March 4th. Theres still over a month to go till the season. Theres no need to be extending anyone especially one of our brightest prospects.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh noes

Not 3 innings?
Give me a break.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Its March 4th

The season is a marathon not a sprint.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

actually

the reason why not to is to see as many pitchers as possible

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 4, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This makes more sense

Dunno why you would let Millwood stay out there for 3 innings though.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well you are also trying to stretch your starters out

its all a balancing act. i’m not saying it would have been wrong to let holland pitch another inning but there are reasons for and against and hardly an objective right answer

"To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant."

by ab03 on Mar 4, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Because hes a starter whos going to be on the Opening day roster

Holland is not. The purpose of spring training for Holland is to get accustomed to facing ML hitters and get a feel for how things go as a major leaguer. Not be ready to pitch on April 6th against the Cleveland Indians

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There's a month left, remember?

Plenty of time for Millwood to get ready. You made it seem like an extra inning was going to make Holland’s arm fall off. I don’t know why you felt the need to sarcastically exaggerate the situation and say that I think he should pitch 100 pitched on March 4th. I would have liked to see him go 3 innings, you wouldn’t. Let’s leave it at that.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK

I just don’t understand why you can’t understand why Kevin Millwood is being stretched out and not Derek Holland

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I just don't understand the huge difference

They’re both starting pitchers. I don’t see why they need to be stretched out differently.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

because one guy

has pitched over 200 innings several times in his career and the other maybe hasnt pitched over 160

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cause 10 more pitches probably only gets him through 1/3 or maybe 2/3 of an inning.

And teams don’t like to substitute mid inning this early in spring training. Its a very tight schedule. The difference in 35 pitches and 50+ pitches on March 4th is significant

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Im sure some of our resident pitching experts can weigh in

Im just using logical reasoning right now

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't argue with bigsteve.

He argues more than anyoneanyoneanyoneanyoneanyone I’ve ever read on a message board.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't bring up stupid suggestions like having Holland throw another inning

And there will be no argument from me

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gonna have to go with a big negative on that one

I gotta be at work all night so someones gonna get my smugness

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want it :(

And I don’t like my suggestions being called stupid… just uninformed. lol

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 4:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's gotta be significant...

It’s almost 50% more pitches.

by bking on Mar 4, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Importance

Its much more important to get Kevin Millwood stretched out and ready for opening day than Derek Holland. For Derek Holland to make the Opening Day roster would mean we have about a half dozen or more injuries this month. Add in the fact that there are people scheduled to pitch later in the game who stand a much better chance at making the Opening day roster and Holland is at the bottom of the totem pole.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you're worried about getting all of these pitchers stretched out

Then why did Mathis pitch 2 innings? The Rangers have 2 innings left to use Eyre, Torres and Francisco.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thats a very fair question

One that only Washington can answer.

But I don’t think Eyre is pitching in games yet. I thought he was injured or hurting but I could be wrong.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

drew meyer

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hamilton

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

David Clyde

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

John Danks

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Your Mom?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon McCarthy

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Drese

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 4:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so...

is that a yes?

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 4:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Eh?

How did you mistake ‘Reply fail’ as confirmation?

The correct answer is Willie Eyre… Willie Eyre is the correct answer.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you dont get

sarcasm?

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

says you

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

I did say that. You’re good.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah I got a little excited with that last one

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I was going to add that

These spring games are setup by the managers to get so many pitchers so many innings. If you give Holland an extra inning that means someone else, someone who may actually play a role on the team in April, doesn’t get a chance to pitch.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

salty

is going to be a beast this year

by kumizi on Mar 4, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

CD on the Hardline right now.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sez he's grown up a lot emotionally,

but not any taller – in response to a joke.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He used to play QB in HS?

Never knew, he quite ’cause he was too small & slow.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He is fine with going back to 3rd.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He went with Boras because of TeaBag.

They were roommates in A ball.

That’s it, trade TT!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He is downplaying the Boras angle.

Um, yeahhhhh….

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gordon up

Mathis still in game.

2-2 count.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

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by Section 339 on Mar 4, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gordon goes yard.

2-2 game.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid bitch!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pena up

This is Brian Pena which explains why he got a hit earlier off Holland (thought he was pitching to Tony Pena).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

GB to Smoak unassisted.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hernandez (not sure which one)

is up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hernandez flys to Boggs

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 3:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Coste GB to Omar

Stretch time in Surprise tied at 2.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Rodney are you listening to the game?

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No, The Ticket.

They just finished an interview with CD.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok... well if theres another day where..

the game isn’t on the radio there hit me up and you can use my MBL.com acct.. I have XM radio so I can get it on both..

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, coolness!

Thanks dude.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

like for instance next week..

when I’m in Surprise watching the boys…WOOOOOOO

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You bahstahd!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm jealous.

You should take a bunch of pics and throw them up on Flicker or something.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I plan on it..

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great.

Pimp the link out here, K?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you bet...

I’ve never used Flicker but I’ll post some on here using the other site.. can’t recall its name right now…

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

2 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 1 SO, 3 GO-2 FO

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 4, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Any pitch counts?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have any.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 4, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

2 IPs, 2 hits, one run, looked good (Holland line)

Hank Joe up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Royals have tons o spares in the game

Just heard beer man say “last call” in Surprise. It’s before 3:00 fucking o’clock for gawd’s sake.

Blalock walks, Gentry bunts.

what the fuck, Wash? Let the kid hit.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Boggs up

Baseball pants are stirring.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

pinch bunt

You never know when he may be called up to pinch bunt for the Rangers.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Mar 4, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Understood RangerMad

but that’s not Randy Johnson circa ’99 pitching for the Royals.

Boggs smartly comes back from 1-2 and gets a walk.

The Thinking Man’s Player strikes again. Smoak up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I completely forgot about the game

Glad to see the pitching being somewhat respectable today.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Mar 4, 2009 3:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Smoak hits 3 run tater to deep CF

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

And off a AAA pitcher too.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Teagarden up

5-2 good guys, 1 out.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wooooo Smoak layed into that one...

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by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 3:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Teagarden Ks

Gotta roll, people wanna buy stuff.

Take it home from here boys & girls.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Mar 4, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

PROGNOSIS

NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

by Heebs on Mar 4, 2009 4:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Are you a fake super?

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Mar 4, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No

Just got a little red bull in me

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

by Heebs on Mar 4, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and...

I like my presence to be known

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

by Heebs on Mar 4, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Glenda from Far North

Dallas

This very much saddened me, I feel like I kinda knew her after 15 years.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 4:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bless her heart!

may she rest peacefully…

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

is

there a three bedroom apartment waiting for her in heaven?

and whom would she be living with?

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Mar 4, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure if they'd do that

she was a good friend. I don’t know how they’ll handle it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 5:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I used to love hearing her pop on the Ticket.

Adam J. Morris - "Murphy isn't that good. He is overrated by Rangers fans."
....How dare you, sir!! Take it back!!

by bspate on Mar 5, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Any

Juan Cruz sightings in this game?

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

by Heebs on Mar 4, 2009 4:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

if you're referring to josey

he left, had to go jerk off to the bill james handbook. either that or his brandon boggs poster

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like 0 outs and 2 on

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 4, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Metcalfail

Leads to a run scoring. Eyre gets out of the inning giving up 1 unearned run on the fail after a hit and a walk.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 4:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Where are we at in terms of the game itself?

Just jumped in here…

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Mar 4, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Score is 5 to 3 in the bottom of the 8th

Rangers are batting. Score was 2-2 until Smoak hit a 3-run dinger.

by hiafex on Mar 4, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Thanks for the update guys.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Mar 4, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

is this frankie's

1st or 2nd appearance?

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by studcrackers on Mar 4, 2009 4:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fran-tasttic ending... BALL GAME..

pause

GOOD DAY!!

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 4:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fran-tastic* that is :)

Have any Ranger pitchers gone on the D L today? No? O K I'll check back in 10 minutes.

by BigGuns on Mar 4, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Frankie Flying Chair Francisco!

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"-Tom Smykowski Office Space.

by Section 339 on Mar 4, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WBC starts tomorrow at 3:30 AM

Japan vs. China. Yu Darvish is apparently starting

I am intrigued

by Telegraph on Mar 4, 2009 4:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well, I managed to miss the game (again)

But based on the box score, let me just offer a couple thoughts:

Justin Smoak is a beast.

So is Jarrod Saltalamacchia.

Millwood is at least off to a good start this spring.

"You can have such a massive impact on a game even when you're not getting ground balls hit at you." - Michael Young

by lonestarJon on Mar 4, 2009 4:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yay, Ball Game!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 4:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OT: Rice baseball

has anyone here been to a Rice baseball game at their home stadium and is it easy to get tickets to their games? My friends and I are thinking of going to Saturday’s game when they play Notre Dame…

Thanks.

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

by Longhorn on Mar 4, 2009 5:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

JBImaknee has, fo sure.

http://www.sbnation.com/users/JBImaknee

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OT - Just got a text from a buddy who works for the TCU ath. dept

He said Sheets is at the TCU baseball game and his arm is in a sleeve (not sure if he meant cast or something like that). Quick, Ft Worth LSBers need to go beg him to sign w/ the Gers!

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 4, 2009 6:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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