Smoak Turning Some Heads

by John Fountain on Mar 4, 2009 4:15 PM CST

This is Keith Law's current Facebook status:

Keith Law saw Justin Smoak homer on a first-pitch 94 mph fastball from Dan Cortes ... to the opposite field. 11 minutes ago - Comment - Like Unlike

Doubly encouraging considering Cortes is a decent prospect, albeit with some ups and downs last year.

That's about all I got.

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Wait

So you’re facebook friends with the KLaw?

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Mar 4, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply actions

This is awesome on so many levels.

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

by philkid3 on Mar 4, 2009 5:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

also twitter status

for klaw but they match up

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 4, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions

Twitter is worthless

for some reason it makes me think of this.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions

why is it worthless

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Mar 4, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions

Sorry to turn the question around on you, but...

why is twitter of any use to anyone?

The program takes our society’s need for constant updates to a whole new level. A level that is completely unnecessary.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 4, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions

Agree

I don’t see any use for Twitter unless it allows me to quickly tweet kids to get the hell off my lawn.

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by t ball on Mar 5, 2009 12:47 AM CST up reply actions

Wow. The whole time I was watching Quantum of Solace, I was trying to figure out who the bad guy reminded me of.

I just now realized it was Keith Law.

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

by philkid3 on Mar 4, 2009 5:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Lol, no doubt.

Good movie, though.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Mar 4, 2009 5:25 PM CST up reply actions