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Wednesday a.m. stuff

Ugly start yesterday for Matt Harrison, but he says he isn't worried, it was just one of those days.

Jim Reeves says that Jon Daniels has a chore ahead of him in figuring out how to make room on the 40 man for the additions, and that he can't have another Galarraga situation occur.  Reeves also says he's not a big Andruw Jones believer, although Rudy Jaramillo apparently is.

Jeff Wilson says that decision on the 25 man roster, and the moves necessary to free up space on the 40 man roster, could go down to the last minute.  He says the Reds have some interest in Joaquin Arias, who has no real future with the Rangers, so if Texas could move Arias for a prospect not yet on the 40 man roster, that might be an ideal scenario.

Richard Durrett takes a look at the Rangers' corner infielders.

T.R. Sullivan says David Murphy is going to sit against some lefty pitchers.

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didn't I read that Holland was making the start against the Angels today?

Big showcase for him, if so.

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 1, 2009 9:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It would be a good

measuring point for him. The Angels are likely to have most of thier regulars play today since it is a home game for them.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we are going to see

Holland at some point this year. Feliz I think will compete next season for a job. IMO

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if we don't see both of them

Something will have gone horribly wrong.

As soon as Holland strings together four high quality starts, I’d bet he will be pitching in the Rangers rotation. With some luck, that could be as soon as late May. Feliz will probably be a little later, maybe around mid summer is my guess.

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 1, 2009 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or terribly right

If the Rangers are in contention, or close to it, then you don’t bring up Feliz. No need to rush him, and if the team is doing well, you’d rather not deal with any growing pains.

Remember, neither Holland or Feliz are on the 40. Bringing them in amounts to giving up on someone else in the process.

by JBImaknee on Apr 1, 2009 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if the Rangers are in contention

I think that means that they will be scrambling to add some quality to the bullpen (seems like all contending teams are doing that during the summer), and I think it will be extremely tough to keep a guy with such a dominant pitch in the minor leagues rather than adding that weapon to the bullpen mix.

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 1, 2009 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

r u serious?

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Pop Tarts aren’t good the second time around, btw.

by bking on Apr 1, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

strawberry, no icing.....

my favorite.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by bspate on Apr 1, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just slapped at your name on the computer screen...

do NOT do that again.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this made me laugh.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by bspate on Apr 1, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

Feliz is exactly the sort of pitcher who should start his major league career in the bullpen. if everything has gone their way and the Rangers are in contention when August 1st rolls around, there is a decent chance we could upgrade our pitching staff significantly with Feliz, Holland and Sheets, all without making a trade.

by clark on Apr 1, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wouldn't it be interesting

if the Angels rotation stays injured and the division race comes down to the contributions of Holland/Feliz vs Cahill/Anderson?

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 1, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Epic

The best farm team would be settled on the field.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus Smoak or Max-Ram??

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what I was thinking.

and while I don’t WANT Feliz in the pen, if we need it, and Sheets and Holland step in and don’t really fail much, I’d love to see it.

Moscoso, Diamond and a few others could be considered well before we get to the "use Feliz in relief’ panic mode though

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

earl weaver style!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feliz may have

more to learn than people realize. I wouldn’t have any problem with him not pitching for the Rangers this year. However, how he does in OKC will determine when he arrives in Arlindgton.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit?

Man, that’s analysis.

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nothing different about this morning.

But saying that how Feliz does in OKC will determine when he arrives in Arlington reminds me of the analysis I heard a fellow student give in response to a question yesterday in property:

Q: What do real estate agents always say the most important aspect of real property is?

A: Location.

Q: Right! So what do we want to know about the location in this case?

A: Umm……where it is?

(crickets)

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 1, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

That was a silly answer. I am assuming since it is law school the correct answer should have been " how much can we bill the client to find out where it is"

by BEW on Apr 1, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

have we found out where they will start?

do they both start at AA and Holland moves to AAA early? or does one or both start in AAA?

I really wanna go to the Thursday/Friday Rough Riders games if they are both pitching

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont remember the source

but just yesterday there was some mention that both would be in AAA.. ill try to find it.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Apr 1, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHITTY.

absolutely shitty.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

I whated to catch Feliz in Frisco.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both to AAA.

Linky

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 1, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not starting.

Mathis is starting.

Holland is supposed to pitch in the A game today thoguh.

by jthig32 on Apr 1, 2009 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murphy

Good to hear that Murphy will get a semi-platoon role. I’d like to hear that when Byrd or Boggs gets a start in place of Murphy, it would be in CF so Hamilton gets a slight break.

by Excel Hearts Choi on Apr 1, 2009 9:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Arias' arm strength

Can anyone say based on firsthand experience, or at least link to something explaining where it’s at now?

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Apr 1, 2009 9:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Calling Professor Parks

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jamey

Do you think he will pass the test today and be sent to the Reds for something?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

homer bailey!

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pigs are flying in Washington?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you saw him bouncing throws in sept right?

He “injured” his arm in winter ball of 06, had surgery that revealed no damage in the spring of 07, and will never be the same as before if he can’t recover from the three stitches he got from getting scoped. I have to think that the reason he has not recovered is because he was never really committed to his strengthening/rehab/throwing/mechanics/SSRI program from the time of his injury until now. Anyone else got a good explanation? There have always been whispers about his makeup since he got to AAA in 06 so maybe the gossip was dead on for once? I’m sick of this guy slappin’ singles, making two-hop throws and takin up a 40 spot. Trade him for a DSL guy while we still can!!!

by Goyogringo on Apr 1, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jennings to be added to 40 today

per EG

http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/

Even also gives an analysis of the pitching staff.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 9:29 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

huh

Not quite the rotation I thought was going to develop

Also, EG, W/L records? Why?

That’s about the time [June] Benson typically starts to struggle. For his career, he is 40-37 with a 4.27 ERA through June; 28-36 with a 4.41 ERA thereafter.

by JBImaknee on Apr 1, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and by rotation I mean pitching staff

its a good writeup of the staff – everyone should check it out.

by JBImaknee on Apr 1, 2009 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the difference

between a 4.25 era and 4.41 really isn’t that significant. Especially for the Rangers.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should build statues in honor of any starting pitcher

that can come in a provide 200+ innings of a 4.41.

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 1, 2009 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather see

the Anna Benson Statue.

Obligatory Anna Benson picture

"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris

by DJCahill on Apr 1, 2009 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Apr 1, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Cahill

I’m always too lazy to even try to post pics, but more than happy to view ’em

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bring back ryan drese!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Apr 1, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my three day wish list:

1. Swap out Nippert for Madrigal as soon as he is deemed ready to pitch (which will hopefully be before the season starts.

2. Sign a guy like LHP Aaron Fultz and stash him in AAA in case Guardardo is, in fact, finished.

3. Trade Arias to the Reds for LHP Pedro Viola or any other non 40 pitcher of his ilk.

by clark on Apr 1, 2009 9:51 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

talk Viola to me

and I don’t mean Frank – what’s Pedro all about? RP, or SP? Upside? Age?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a hard throwing lefty reliever with control issues. The Reds are thought to be quite high on him, and I would expect that he’ll see the majors by midseason if he doesn’t get all fouled up again.

by Brett Perryman on Apr 1, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so in other words...

no dice.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I may be so bold,

Matt Harrison aint that great buddy. And listening to him toss up a shitty performance to, “Its just one of those days” makes me wanna fucking put the kerry von erich claw on his ass.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 9:58 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

man, you were bold twice.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Apr 1, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fritz’ Iron Claw >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kerry’s Claw

by shroomer on Apr 1, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your so

old school…..paying homage to the great Fritz like that. Texas Sportatorium anyone?

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah the Sweat-a-torium...

…I’m a Tarrant County boy so I saw those guys more at Will Rogers. And of course on Saturday nights on Channel 11.

Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.

by Chad Crudup on Apr 1, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

Good times…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

David gave Pops a good run for his money

I seem to remember him claw-dragging Kamala, the Ugandan Giant, across the ring with th UG flat on his back.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at BT...

busting out the Kamala reference. Well done.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 1, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha.

Do you remember that dope miniseries, Shaka Zulu?

All my HS friends were fascinated by that series. What an amazing historical badass.

Well, we made a home movie about it. We used to do Bruce lee movies and things like that all the time, loved the Fu and such, but we got tired of that and wanted to do Shaka Zulu, but our only 2 friends who were brothers thought it was stupid and corny, so I got tagged to play Shaka Zulu. Except, my nickname in HS was Ragu, but most peeps just shortened it to Goo. So the movie was called Shaka Gulu.

The reason that ties in to the U.G. is this: I’m about 6’3, 230 or so now (and it aint all muscle). Not at all these days. Late 30’s are a cruel bitch, and I’’l freely admit I’ve let myself go some. But I digress. Back then I was normal weight, so still on the large side, and my best friend is 5’4 and 135 lbs. He was the main co-star. So picture a less svelte Shaka Gulu, body slamming a little 5’4 turd, with the Hi-ya, Hi-ya singsong of Shaka Zulu’s being chorused in acapella style in the back ground. Shades of the U.G.’s paler cousin.

We thought it was funny…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit...

you guys must have looked like a young Penn and Teller doing home movies. I’m sure that was pretty damn funny.

As for that minseries I’ve never seen it. I may have to find a way to check it out.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 2, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there were about 8 or 9 of us that made the movie, but that is a funny analogy

I would recommend just doing some reading on him. The miniseries might not completely pass the test of time.

But he was a fascinating, innovating military genius, and those were interesting times, imo.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 2, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I’m no expert on that era, but I’ve read some interesting things about him. I’m sure the miniseries isn’t totally accurate, but it would be interseting to see how they portrayed him.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 2, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot to mention, I was in a loin cloth, Zulu style

Oh, that wouldn’t be such a pretty picture now.

No sequels in my future…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sequel

call it Shaka Muumuu.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Apr 2, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch. I said 230, not 280

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 2, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Irrelevant.

I had to use that play on words.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Apr 2, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that separates him from who in this rotation?

Hes not great, but hes got a better shot at being longterm useful than feldman and co.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Apr 1, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's a savy lefty

that’s young and still trying to put together consistency. while he may not be blowing anybody away, he showed he could do VERY well here against very quality opponents…and then he’d slip.

I’m aboard.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually

a fan of him in the rotation. I just didnt like the “just one of those days” quotes. Watching Ranger pitching for 30 years makes that explanation for a poor outing a little tough to take.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I may be so bold,

Matt Harrison aint that great buddy. And listening to him toss up a shitty performance to, “Its just one of those days” makes me wanna fucking put the kerry von erich claw on his ass.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 9:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing for you all the other Rangers pitchers

are all better and never have “one of those days” Because otherwise it’d be a long season.

by JBImaknee on Apr 1, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should get

back to pondering your Feliz for a bat trade…..

Its not “just one of those days” if it is something that happens quasi-frequently. Dude needs to throw strikes and STFU. Walking 3 batters in 1.5 innings(in fucking spring training) is pathetic, as his repertoire, and his babyface.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

April Fools!

Haha! ….wait. um.. you sound serious.

Are you usually this much of a douche?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Apr 1, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you know

anything about the show? I’ve see the great game played in person you douche.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, no

Josey Jr.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Apr 1, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

look dude

I go to at least 1 game a year and read most post game columns in the paper and subscribe to Newberg on top of that. Are you questioning my knowledge?

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you give me your thoughts on the bully?

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Apr 1, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

Madrigal looks like the offspring of Fiona(from Shrek) and Coco Cordero. CJ is better at playin plastic axes than baseball and FX2 will fail at the closers job.

 Did you break away from your Drudge feeder to reply to my oh so obvious over the top, tongue in cheek bloviations?

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ow, verily...

I am impaled on your rapier wit.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Apr 1, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

noodge

I’m no Brett Gardner. You win. I will pick up my toys now and go home. Next time I come to your house and ask your Mom if you can come out to play she should just tell me that your busy, presumably playing backstoke roulette to the latest Palin gifs.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is this 'backstoke roulette" you speak of?

Sounds intriguing…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

you go to at least one game a year, read Galloway, Reeves, and TRS, and subscribe to Newberg.

You must be a fuckin’ expert. You should be a mod on this site.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 1, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow...

you took me a little too seriously. Maybe I suck at irony, or parody, or comedy….

ahem, my a please point out that I was joking.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very well...

I retract my insult and apologize for being an ass.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 1, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't

hes mocking people here.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Apr 1, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Galarraga Spring 2008:

ERA 6.75
IP 6.2
SO 6
BB 7

But I’m sure you were bitching about how piss poor he was doing in spring training last year as well…

by jcir454 on Apr 1, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your right

that proves that Matt Harrison is good. How did I miss that comp in my calculations?

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It proves nothing

One start in spring training also proves nothing. Look, I know slamming Harrison (or anyone else for that matter) and waiting for a reaction from LSB turns you on, so I’ll step back and let you have your fun….

by jcir454 on Apr 1, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, YOU'RE right

the point HE was trying to make definitely missed the point of trying to make Harrison look good.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Apr 1, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should just quit baseball now

he will clearly never be any good based on his 3 walks. in 1.5 innings. in a spring training game. as a 20 year old. having never pitched above AA.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"having never pitched above AA."

Hhmm…… I guess those 83 innings in the show last year were just dreams I had. That sucks.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by bspate on Apr 1, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad

not reading + comprehending.

thought feliz

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

last line of the Reeves column

mentions that Milwaukee has been scouting the Rangers. Any ideas on who Milwaukee is interested in?

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 1, 2009 10:16 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Maddux...

Rangers Moustache Madness

"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad

by RangerFloppy on Apr 1, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Apr 1, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nelson Cruz Remorse

Free Frank Catalanotto

by egriffey on Apr 1, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm.. Gagne?

Watched the Padres Brewers game last night on MLB Network. Man, hard game to watch. Teams have identical uniforms now – and they suck.

I started about half way through the game – hadn’t heard of many of either team’s players at all.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Apr 1, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cross out any relievers, we sure can't spare any

I don’t think they’re after our infield unless they share the Red’s love for Arias; their starters are pretty solid, unless they have an injury we don’t know about; their outfield’s pretty set in stone; MAYBE a backup outfielder? Murphy, Byrd?

my best guess is a catcher – Kendall’s done right? but then I see they have “Pocket Pudge” – a 5’7" prospect – that looks pretty good at the plate, at least from his minor league numbers.

So I have NO idea

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that reminds me

the dudes on the Halos Heaven yesterday were spouting off about shipping Matthews Jr. to the Reds for someone like Harang because they need an OF. I got a good giggle out of that.

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 1, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if they ate 90% of the salary

and added in a B prospect….. then maybe something could get done :-)

What do voluntary mean?

by JKolar on Apr 1, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wouldja?

Max for Jeffress?

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 1, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...

not sure Melvin would though.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 1, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just one of those days?

Don’t you mean, JUST ONE OF THOSE CAREERS.

OH. SLAMMAGE.

Pwn.

by SaltyGoesYard on Apr 1, 2009 10:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Porcello makes Detroits rotation

link

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Apr 1, 2009 10:29 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

didn't

the Rangers pass on him?

ahem…tongue in cheek. and then I jizzed in my pants….

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really wanted him!

Yes, he was a stud in the draft but I also wanted him because he’s from NJ.

I would’ve loved Porcello as the first pick and pick up Main with the second 1st.

Of course a lot of different things come to play if we drafted Porcello. Would we have been able to sign everyone else in the draft?

by Coolbean04 on Apr 1, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

theres

not ONE good argument for not drafting him. Get ready for all the FO homers to show up….

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is one

Hicks

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Money, Age, MLB contract

They’re all very good arguments.

1. Money was a lot for a HS pitcher
2. Being out of HS, there should be a long time before seeing him in the majors. Failure rate is a lot higher.
3. No reason a HS pitcher should get a ML contract when he should be at least 2 or 3 years away from making the majors.

So yes, I REALLY wanted us to draft him. I can see why we didn’t.

by Coolbean04 on Apr 1, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Clyde

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not one good argument?

how about BPA?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what

do the Business Professionals of America have to do with this?

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

best. player. avaliable.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

well in that case Porcello would have been the pick.

I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

by red shoe ranger on Apr 1, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops

you wrote:

theres not ONE good argument for not drafting him. .

i read:

theres not ONE good argument for not drafting him.

my bad RSR

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've been on a roll lately...

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your telling me

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh, "you're"

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rumored for awhile but, wow.

That amazes me… Kid’s going to need plenty of groundballs.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Apr 1, 2009 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that might be an April fools joke at first.

It appears legit, or at least, it is being picked up by legit news folks.

Bonderman made the jump, but it took awhile for him to settle in, and he’s recently had some injuries. Not sure this is a wise idea, even with the contract situation.

JD: Adamant about 78 wins in 2009. Go Rangers!

by rooster on Apr 1, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

w00t

in more ways than one

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok....so I hope the fuck this is an April Fools joke

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Apr 1, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes it is

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah I see that....knee jerk reaction was to have a seizure....still twitching a bit.

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Apr 1, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I figured it was a joke when I first saw it.

I stopped reading when I got down to this…

trading Chris Davis, and Jarrod Saltalamacchia, along with top pitching prospect Neftali Feliz,

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The return would have to be

Jose Reyes+ something. And I’m not sure I would do that.

What do voluntary mean?

by JKolar on Apr 1, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

more like David Wright

we would still have Andrus.

Bring on April 6th!

by NothinG on Apr 1, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

am i the only one

that hates april 1?

by SteveP on Apr 1, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be an all day job

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Turnbow has accepted a minor league assignment...

Jennings going to the bullpen

Don't bring opinions to a fact check debate.

by sunlegend54 on Apr 1, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry i meant to hit reply

no it’s not an april fools

Don't bring opinions to a fact check debate.

by sunlegend54 on Apr 1, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Link?

Free Frank Catalanotto

by egriffey on Apr 1, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Don't bring opinions to a fact check debate.

by sunlegend54 on Apr 1, 2009 11:31 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i can't link it

it came directly from the source, if you want to give me your email, i tell you how i know

Don't bring opinions to a fact check debate.

by sunlegend54 on Apr 1, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

egriffey@hotmail.com

thanks

Free Frank Catalanotto

by egriffey on Apr 1, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's on TR's blog

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to be honest i didn't even know about that

egriffey can back me up there

Don't bring opinions to a fact check debate.

by sunlegend54 on Apr 1, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So who do you know that works for the Rangers?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know a players relative

Don't bring opinions to a fact check debate.

by sunlegend54 on Apr 1, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saw that

Free Frank Catalanotto

by egriffey on Apr 1, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TR has his roster preferences posted.

TT to OKC with Melhuse as backup C. Boggs as 5th OF. No Jones. Free Cat.

While TT needs some time in AAA to work on his hitting, he is the perfect backup for the Rangers at this time. Salty has made improvement with his D but I would rather have TT be a defensive replacement late in a close game. Boggs needs to spend some time in OKC so he can get regular ABs. If Cruz or Byrd gets traded he can be a good 4th OF. I agree with TR on Jones. Question: Do you think Cat would rather sit at home and collect the $6M owed to him or would he rather sit at the end of the Rangers bench and get sporadic playing time?

http://trsullivan.mlblogs.com/

brettgardner: Is this analysis a little better for you?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess.

But you can’t spend your life worrying about what I think.

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the sense that a C- is better than a F.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Apr 1, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I strive to be average.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to disagree with T.R.

on TT. He is what he is. I doubt a month in AAA is going to make him a better hitter. Also disagree on Boggs. Let him play everyday at AAA for right now. See what shakes out as the year goes on

by BEW on Apr 1, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He…
is…
what…
he…
is…

Sounds simple

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so,

More play won’t lead to more development? He’s maxed out?

by BuckyB on Apr 1, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's never going to hit 330

but he is a great defensive catcher with some pop and I just dont think a month in AAA is going to change that. Thats all I am saying

by BEW on Apr 1, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is what he is.

No he isn’t.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Apr 1, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He isn't?

What do you think he is?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crown their ass!

Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.

by Chad Crudup on Apr 1, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by bspate on Apr 1, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is what it is.

“No it isn’t” is the proper rejoinder for that comment in all instances.

Remember that.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Apr 1, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ideally

you want to field the best lineup as possible if you’re Washington…if we don’t deem Jones as worthy of a spot, and we clear Cat out, I wouldn’t mind Boggs at all as our 5th OF. I would like to see him get more PT and development, but I just think I’d rather have Boggs’ defense and upside vs. anything else. However, if we keep Cat, I’d be fine keeping Boggs in AAA for a little while. I think he gets onto the roster by June though.

Teagarden and Salty should not be split up. give them a 60/40 split, maybe 70/30 if Salty’s defense and receiving are improved…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else having computer problems?

My laptop just typed out help me I think it is that confucker worm.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

nope. no probs

by Mike E on Apr 1, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you serious?

now that is a clever virus

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 1, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm just having a slow day at the office

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it's a genie

destroy your lap top and get those three wishes, man. First wish: new lap top.

Free Frank Catalanotto

by egriffey on Apr 1, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my friend that is a computer guru just called me and told me to install all updates

apparently there is some mega virus going around that will wipe out everything on your computer. no april fools.

by trgordon723 on Apr 1, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

um yeah

please come out from under the rock more often

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 1, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha i would post more, but...

i can usually find my ideas already posted by someone else on the board.

by trgordon723 on Apr 1, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilson over at the FWST is

saying that Jones will make the team according to a “source”.

by Goyogringo on Apr 1, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bastard!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I have misgivings about wilson too…

by Goyogringo on Apr 1, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what, wedlock?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

link please

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he better actually be the last man on the bench

just so RW knows, the last man on the bench does not hit cleanup – ever.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 1, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Officer Robert Powell resigns

link

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Apr 1, 2009 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been confused

From the video I saw, it appeared that Moats and his wife burst out of the car immediately upon stopping. I’d be on my guard too.

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many cops have defended his actions, specifically his demeanor?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 1, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be silly

You really think with this populist uprising that anyone wants to touch this guy?

In any case, I was saying nothing about his demeanor, just that late at night, if I pulled somebody over and they started running out of the car and yelling at me, I’d be extremely on guard, and then probably pissed.

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you

I think he was on a bit of a power trip, but he had at least some reason to be wary.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Apr 1, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're not a cop

and as much as you think you know what a cops is supposed to do in certain situations, you don’t – and you should probably take your cues from what other cops say on the situation.

so when every cop says, “he could have handled the situation better,” as opposed to “it is SOP to treat that situation with caution,” then you should realize you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.

do you realize how most conversations with you end with “you should realize you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about?”

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 1, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And what the fuck do you know?

I’m amazed how ballsy you are for no reason.

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

I never said he couldn’t have handled the situation better, nor did I say what SOP was.

I know you love arguing, but you should do so fairly.

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

My brother’s a cop, and he said Officer Powell definitely handled the situation badly.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Apr 1, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if I'm trying

To get to the hospital before my mom or dad died just to say good bye I would be on a dead run also. I was lucky, I got to spend a few weeks with my dad before he died a few years ago.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't have a problem with the beginning

It was the the dragging on.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by tyd3311 on Apr 1, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but they went to a hospital.

How often does that happen? I thought, originally, not very often, but I saw a link the other day where it happened again recently…

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/mar/21/traffic-stop-cut-life-short-man-says/

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Apr 1, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean

cops should be more willing to give the benefit of the doubt to cars that are rushing to hospitals. someone could have been hurt in that car.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 1, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go figure...

I guess cops pull people over rushing to the hospital all the time. In which case, you’d think they’d cover it in training.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Apr 1, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i gotta think they do

although there have been some high profile cases of hospital related incidents.

Wasn’t there that pregnant woman who got pulled over recently?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 1, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EXACTLY.

and Powell is just a dick apparently

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

Now that’s a stretch, even for the inner contrarian in you.

Being of the defensive is understandable. But once everyone calmed down and the situation was explained he should have been allowed to leave, not detained for 15 minutes.

Come on.

by jthig32 on Apr 1, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where did I say otherwise?

Please don’t ascribe an argument to me.

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not that part...it's when he knew what was going on

with Moats’ mother-in-law on the deathbed, from them – the nurse – finally the other cop, and then him STILL being a dick about it

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get that

And I fully acknowledge that he was a total dick after he had an assessment of the situation.

But putting a guy on guard like that is definitely not a good way to get on his good side. I’m certainly not saying the guy was a saint, and the dept. definitely had to fire him after all this negative publicity, but I understand the trepidation at the beginning. Pulling out your Johnson and telling a guy that you could ruin his night for a Class C misdemeanor after all that? Nah, that’s a bunch of bullshit, and he deserves what he’s gotten for that.

The Zach Thomas wife incident, however, seems far less excusable, and only mitigated by the fact that no one was dying.

by brettgardner on Apr 1, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hear, hear

or is it here, here?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Number 1, number 1, echo
The correct term is, “Hear, hear!” It is an abbreviation for “Hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!”

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 1, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rodney...

brilliant. and thank you.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YW.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 1, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a hospital's emergency room

If I see someone burst out of a car into an ER, my first thought is that someone’s hurt.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well,

that just saved the City of Dallas a lot of money.

"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels

by Randy Richardson on Apr 1, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably not.

"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris

by DJCahill on Apr 1, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's still going to

cost them money, as I’m sure they’ll complete an investigation and then have some retraining for existing officers. But, if he had been fired, he would have sued and probably would have won and cost the City of Dallas in legal resources and compensation.

"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels

by Randy Richardson on Apr 1, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SI's Rangers preview

LINK

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Apr 1, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ouch
The Rangers’ off-season decision to move Gold Glove incumbent Michael Young from shortstop to third base had merit. Hardware aside, Young has never had good defensive statistics, though his performance improved a bit last season

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 1, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's reality

the truth only hurts MY

Bring on April 6th!

by NothinG on Apr 1, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, y'know...you could go ahead and argue that.
Young backstops are arguably the most valuable currency in the majors

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Apr 1, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For those of us not living in Texas... Today's game is gonna be on MLB Network, so, Yay!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Apr 1, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is it blacked out in Texas?

"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels

by Randy Richardson on Apr 1, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno. I just meant, like, for those of us who usually don't get to see games cause we don't get FSSW and all that can actually see a ST game.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Apr 1, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I keep forgetting to ask you

When and what were the circumstances of your iorange quote?

I crack up everytime I read it…

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And thanks for telling me it was on MLB

The wife had the day off, I could have had her record either feed.

Lucky us, we got to hear the Wonder Dog!

I should’ve checked.

Damn it.

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Apr 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 o'clock

Is it April 6 Yet?

by Smoak Some on Apr 1, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Live.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Apr 1, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its 2 central

and yes, everyone will be able to see it on mlb network or mlb.tv, its not broadcast locally.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Apr 1, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well my guide is saying 5pm Eastern... so I hope it doesn't come on at 2pm Central, cause that means either my DVR box is f'ed up (which would blow) or we've stepped into some time altering vortex and the universe is gonna implode any moment now.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Apr 1, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or.... they're doing it on tape delay, which now that I peruse their web site seems a little more likely than the time vortex thingy.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Apr 1, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's @ 2:05 Per FWST

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."

by boomer1 on Apr 1, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, like I said above, if you go to the site it says tape delay.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Apr 1, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it on radio?

The DMN didn’t even have any baseball listed.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 1, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FLA and BALT better hurry up then...

Do they cut from this game to that one?

I’m going to be fired up if I get to watch some Rangers today..

My cool sig.

by Ryin A on Apr 1, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Benson told he made staff offically
RHP Scott Feldman has been told he’s moving to the bullpen to start the season. … RHP Kris Benson has been told he is mkaking the club and will open in the starting rotation. … RHP Jason Jennings will also make the team and will pitch out of the bullpen. … LHP Eddie Guardado will make the team as a reliever. … RHPs Dustin Nippert and Dustin Eyre have been told they will probably start the year on the DL with Nippert going to Double-A Frisco to begin a rehab assignment and Eyre going to Oklahoma City. … Also RHP Neftali Feliz has been re-assigned to minor league camp.

http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/index.php/2009/04/01/rangers-make-it-official-they-have-a-pitching-staff/

Is it April 6 Yet?

by Smoak Some on Apr 1, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what would you guys think?

about picking up dallas mcpherson and trying to slide him through waivers to AAA?

had some serious power numbers last year and 3B is a low spot in our organization.

by trgordon723 on Apr 1, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One would have to think he'd either want a) a Major League job or b) a team with an unsettled 1b/3b/dh situation where he might possibly be in line for some AB's.

I don’t think we fit either bill.

I’d be real surprised if the Yanks don’t take a look at him, though.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Apr 1, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is a p2p link for those who don't get MLBN

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=2ceb01b4f405f34fa080f8161d04fdd9

There also seems to be a 24/7 stream for MLBN pinned to the site as well:

http://www.myp2pforum.eu/mlb-baseball/

by Goyogringo on Apr 1, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

420TV...heh.

Thanks for the linkage.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 1, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my p2p forum

a friend told me it was an awesome site

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 1, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN Taiwan feed

here.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 1, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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