Today's game day thread
I didn't realize the game started early. Sorry.
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what was that link again?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Hah!
Hammy hit a homer before you could get a game thread up
Hey man, we had a game day thread up
propped up like a lean-to in some anonymous, lowly, and forgotten part of the site…don’t misunderestimate us.
Mathis has settled down nicely
after a very shaky first
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
and promptly serves up a four pitch walk
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 1, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
and then a two run homer
I’ll shut up now
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 1, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I now hate you.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I second this...
Jixing bastard! :)
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
ok
I know how much I suck
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 1, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Redeem yourself
Make the call for Hank to hit a HR
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
how about Cruz instead?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Threadjack II!
Hey guys, what do you think of the pitching staff, now that it seems set?
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Well that sucks
Tie 3-3
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
mathis
meh. i never really thought of him as part of future plans.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
he would be
if he could avoid the walks. he made some pretty significant strides last year, and I think the team thinks of him as a possible back of the rotation/longman type because he can get groundballs. but he’s got to cut down on the walks.
you are the bullpen expert it seems like lately
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Ouch.
Kendrik? HBP.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
And now little
animated food…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The ipod thingie one
has some eye candy though. And especially the online game one…woah!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ok, the hot chick with big hooters on a moped,
is a commercial for KFC seafood wraps.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
the angels broadcasters were interviewing Scioscia
for the better part of two innings and he said to the announcer that they were going to send the runner to test Teagarden…….
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you lord.....
New video system to monitor pitch calls
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
MY leadoff single
F. Hammy DP.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No, Hammy safe at 1st.
Cruz up.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
No Hammy out at second
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Hammy thrown out trying to steal
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Hunter now in
I thought Holland was up second
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Any velo shown?
I assume we are watching the same game feed.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
TT cuttin em down at 2b
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
I guess the game is coming on for some at 4 pm
on MLBNetwork…
My guide says there is a game, but doesn’t specify…
If it’s not the Rangers I’m going to pee on my cable box.
My cool sig.
Quick inning from Hunter.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Probably is just a large rat instead of chicken.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
She wasn't a rat, but had large somethings.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Top heavy for the little Moped
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Oh yeah.
And they imaged the “order online” logo right above her boobs…kinda like “Stare Here”. Wow, so over the top compared to the US.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Somebody find this on youtube…
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Apr 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Youlook
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=Japanese+KFC+commercial&aq=f
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yeah...
that didn’t work for me (the link)
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
cuz it haz Dog in it
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Meooowwwww
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Apr 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think TT may get
alot of playing time vs the Angels this year.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Did Byrd walk?
I have only so much ADD to spread around…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Haha, nice D.
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Matt Bush released by the Blow Jays
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Wow, he still hurt?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Violated team policy
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Damn I can't spell today
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Google time.
thx
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
x
Bush apparently had no margin for error after being picked up from the Padres in February, and his behavior has cost him his job already. According to The Globe and Mail, Bush ran afoul of the “zero tolerance” terms of his agreement with the team.
Dumbass.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Haha - sexual innuendo
Bush and Blow!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
1st out.
Easy fly ball to Nellie.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
k for Holland
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
InsideCorner
Feldman’s comments about going to the bullpen….
"I thought I was going to be starting and I wanted to start, but they think I’ll be more helpful to them in the bullpen," Feldman said by phone Wednesday afternoon. "I’d love to do it, but it’s not going to do me any good to get mad or upset about it. The only thing I can do is go down [to the bullpen] and pitch well."
EG has alot of Ranger stuff up at InsideCorner.
http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Good attitude.
I like it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yes.
and he’ll save some arm strength for fighting now
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
He still looks 13 though.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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Damn HR
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Wind aided?
He didn’t look like he had a good swing on it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
SAMPO!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Lead off single for some Ranger.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
You know
Inning by inning
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Heh
I see I haven’t missed too much of Holland (unless the box score is even further behind than normal?)
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
"Live" boxscore
I love the “LIve” 30-min delayed boxscore. At least it seeems like 30 mins.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Grab the sopcast feed,
the commercials are crazy.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
It's back on Sopcast?
Coolness.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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And a double down the lf line
2nd & 3rd, no outs.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
What's Holland's line so far?
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
1 1 1 0 1?
I think so.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
1 IP 1 K 1 HR
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
thanks.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
2 K's both swinging
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Missed one
Thanks
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
And a double down the lf line
2nd & 3rd, no outs.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
and they are stranded there
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Aghhhh
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Jones had the double, btw.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
gameday link please? Thx.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Sony Erickson W595
hawt
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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A commercial on the Tawain feed of the game I was watching.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Holland 2nd inning.
ball
foul tip-strike
called strike
ball
ball
foul tip
easy liner to CF
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
is it?
how does he look?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I said it a couple times below
Good overall, despite a command hiccough. He was mainly facing the Angel minor leaguers who came in as late-game subs though.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Holland 2nd inning batter 2.
strike
foul tip-strike
ball-high & outside
ball-tight
K swinging
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
If put in rotation now
Could Holland equal what Danks did in 2007?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
No ding-dong, I don't think anyone really thinks Elvis Andrus is going to be the AL ROY.
Damn Angel announcers…
She was a grand old lady...
Ken Rosenthal picked him...
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Uh...his pick to win the NL Cy Young.......
Yovani Gallardo, Brewers
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 1, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Holland 2nd inning batter 3.
ball-high & outside
ball-tight
strike-swinging
strike-looking
foul tip
foul tip
foul tip
ball
(catchers meeting)
foul to LF
lazy fly to CF
Inning over.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
And the three batters where Andrew Brown, Sean Rodriguez and Reggie Willits, for the record.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool, I didn't catch the names.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Hey the game is finally on MLB Network
Yay!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Yay, CTC!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Holland
He has looked great. He has been challenging hitters, getting ahead in the count, and controlling his fast ball really well.
I didn't think great, but ok.
I do think some of the low/outside pitches would have been swinging strikes in the minors, and maybe some of the foul tips too.
He looked better the 2nd inning, to me.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Youch, who almost got hit?
Foxy Fox?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Holland 3rd inning batter 1.
strike-single to CF
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Can we just add him to the rotation now? I know...I know....but damn.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Holland 3rd inning batter 2.
ball
(Picked off runner on 1st)
ball
foul ball caught
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
except for that homerun, but that was early.
nice job
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Holland 3rd inning batter 3.
ball
ball????
pop out to RF dropped
Runner thrown out at 2nd
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
who's out in RF that picked him off?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I didn't see.
I am watching ESPN Taiwan…details are hard to come by.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I believe so.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
and when he K's somebody...
a Dutch Rudder?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 1, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to see Holland get at least 15 starts for the Rangers this season.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
I don't know
I think letting him develop a little more would be more benificial. Lets just be patient and wait on the good stuff. Like waiting till your wedding night.
Sorry I really didn't do that either.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
jones in against a side-armer.
Goofy.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
the side-armer or Jones?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Side armer.
Especially after Jones takes him DEEP!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
dru gone
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
wouldn't it still make sense
for any team to wait for Texas to cut ties though?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
how can I believe this
Catalanotto would provide a right-handed bat off the bench who could play a corner outfield spot.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
The fan on the berm almost made
a “Cratch”!
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
heh
his girl says he has small hands…
The less Jones sucks the more AB's he steals from other people.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He needs to catch fulltime, all season.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Actually, I'm with Prof. Parks
If he could come up and mash in the majors, that would be far more important than his catching.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I'm with Prof. Parks
If he could come up and mash in the majors, that would be far more important than his catching.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Max shouldn't be with the parent club
until he is guaranteed to get ABs. We don’t want him in Jones’ role anyway.
I'm more worried about Cruz and Murphy, and even Davis still, to some degree
If Andruw hits well enough for Wash to justify playing him everyday, at least one of the above three is going to wind up paying.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis Murphy Byrd
Boggs Max Borbon Golson…How many more wins do you think Jones (off+def) gains this club as a part-time RH batter whose defense is not as good as any of the OF on the roster or in the pipe? At the end of the season if you figure what the lineup would have done with Jones and without jones, I say we lose rather than gain runs with Jones in the lineup. And even if you don’t buy that, then I like the idea of our guys figuring out how to become better hitters, evening out their splits. And if you don’t buy that, then I like the idea of Jones not being here when some of these prospects are ready at mid-season so that we can bring them up if we need to. Needless to say I would rather have Catt rotting on the bench with few AB or letting them both go to achieve all of those stated goals.
and Cruz
and furthermore, some of these guys need to be given the opportunity to hit cleanup and Wash is to old school to do it. Jones just gives him one more excuse…
And a double off the wall for ????
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
and Holland with a walk....as if on queue.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Holland 4rd inning batter 1.
ball
ball
ball
ball
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
shit...
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
3-1 on the second guy now
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Popped him up though.
Whew.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Holland 4rd inning batter 2.
ball
ball
strike called
(toss over to 1st)
ball
pop up to SS
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Holland 4th inning batter 3.
(should have had the runner picked off 1st, bad call)
strike
fly out to RF
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Holland
Won’t spend much time in OKC this year.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Holland 4th inning batter 4.
strike called
strike swinging
(toss over to 1st)
foul ball
Called strike out-check swing.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I can't wait to get home and watch this on the DVR
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Damn, wish I could have seen it..
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Go here, D/L the software,
and catch the replay.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Have a safe trip home!
Can I have a ball please?
(overheard by the onfield mic-lol)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Oh, and Billy Ray's ho
wants to get a boob-job…at 16.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Oh you know miles and you will want to see them
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Fuck you too.
She’s not a cute little tramp, and I wouldn’t touch her.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Why don't you go discuss it
Over a cup of hot coffee with brett? Then rub each other down with sun tan lotion?
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Fuck you.
I was merely reporting what E-News reported.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Now that is no way to talk to me.
I’m just a little kid after all.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
Well then you should like her new ta ta's then
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
I was being nice.
I coulda sicced BG on you…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Rangers have the Halos # this year
Rangers win the West in 09
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
It's showng right now.
On mine at least.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
I heard it knocked the Dr. Pepper
placard right out of Evan Grant’s hand
Lol
Can we stay a little longer, please? OH BOY! CAN WE? YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
I love you Sosha.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
I'm so glad we don't have to hear that for 162 games
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
Wait 'til the second one...
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
just got home from work
looks like i shoulda stayed longer…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Tha's kinda what we were thinking.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
no kidding
that guy is an idiot.
I wish Lewin would get on the field and do one of these.
I bet if he tried to give a player some post-HR dap he’d wiff.
My cool sig.
what the hell
this game is on tape delay??
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Yep.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I watched the ESPN Taiwan feed.
You may have abetter game experience than I did…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
atleast i get to see holland in a few
and know he did well…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
He looked good
But he was facing AAA hitters, and his command was a bit erratic at times. Other than that through, it was pure greatness.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny
AdMo is going to have to start a second GDT for the delayed broadcast.
This has been one weird day for the GDT
Not only was the first part of it spread accross the other two morning threads, we’re having a redux because of the tape delay.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
I had alreay forgotten about the thread jacking incident. Hopefully Adam doesn’t find out and sick the 75 word police on us…
No doubt, I noticed her earlier.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Hunter to start in Frisco:
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Hmn
So who’s in the OKC rotation with both Benson and Jennings apparently making the team?
Feliz, Holland, Mendoza, Lizard… Mathis?
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmn, forgot about him.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Lizard's not sniffing any rotation time unless
there are 4 labrum tears in AA/AAA in the first half
So
Feliz/Holland/Diamond/Mendoza/Mathis? Or maybe it’s Gabbard in the #5 spot.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got my roster projections
are up at my blog…I could use a 3rd reader:)
Heh
I’ve been over there before, you do pretty good work. I actually linked you over on my old (at this point dead) blog when I was planning a comeback earlier this spring – I’ve since signed on for a part time deal with a couple other guys over at “Hello Win Column” though (linky in my profile of you wanna check us out /self plug). I’ll have to see if I can get you on our blogroll if you wouldn’t mind returning the favor.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be happy to
I don’t have a blogroll yet but once I do I’ll be sure to add you.
"Ron Washington says this is one of their top pitching prospects."
Going out on a limb there.
They needed Ron Washington to know this?!
I don't know but I like his delivery.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
man I heard that too
so annoying
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Damn this Neftali Perez must be awesome
I keep hearing about him…cant wait to see him, anyone know anything about him?
It's purely anecdotal and maybe a falible mind, but watching Holland is weird.
He just looks so markedly better than the pitchers I’m conditioned to watching in Ranger blue.
I hate being hyperbolic, but it reminds me of the first times I saw Lincecum and Kazmir.
It’s just anecdotal, again, but it’s this jaw-dropping electricity to the way the ball comes out of their hands.
First time I saw Holland
my first reaction was that he looked like a left-handed lincecum. I wasn’t the only one
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Just thinking....
You should have changed that article from last night from Sidd Finch to Neftali Perez….then it would be really believable
Is it April 6 Yet?
Why not just go back and change it now
I might actually read the whole thing then.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I say do it
And then continue to post it every year, to let people know the Neftali Perez legend
Is it April 6 Yet?
I did.
Of course, the potential comic gold is lost since it’s after the fact. I wish I’d thought of that.
I was just about to post the same thought
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, Angel's announcers like Holland
They impressed by him. Don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing coming from an Angel employee….
Is it April 6 Yet?
Holy crap - Ms and Indians tied 14-14
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
yep.
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Not trying to beat a dead horse here
but freaking Rex Hudler is such a stain.
DO the Angel fans like him?
My cool sig.
The stupid homer Angel fans do.
However, the significantly few intelligent ones I know do not.
She was a grand old lady...
by LSJ on Apr 1, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
A player reaches first on an error and gets thrown out at second. The announcer's reaction?
“He’s just doing his job: he’s hustling. Nice hit!”
Derrick Favors
2010 top 5 pick.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I
dominate at Age of Empires.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"

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