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Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 19, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Jennings up in the pen...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

i figure

holland will make his debut when the rangers are down by a lot. 0 pressure

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 19, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jennings up.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

why jennings?

why not let holland try and go 2?

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously

it’s bad enough padillas inconsistent as shit but when he actually throws a good pitch the ump doesnt even give it to him

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

jennings up

no holland

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Based on Gameday

this ump is all over the place. The first pitch to DeJesus wasn’t close to a strike.

by Snark on Apr 19, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

Thank God the Mavs won last night.

Baseball is depressing me right now.

by jthig32 on Apr 19, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Frisco on CH27 at 4:05.

Cheer up!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

On my27? Not on the channel guide, did this just change?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's on 21.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh crap, sorry.

I always mix those two up.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

21

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Royals announcers

“Padilla has a little bit of a mean streak in him … he’s one of those guys that if you get into a benches clearing situation, you want number 44 on your team.”

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

Unfortunately, having him pitching is a much iffier situation…

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

padilla is definitely done

it would be amazing if they tried to send him out for the 6th

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

amazing to who?

Not to Wash’s Gut of Decisionmaking

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

^^Sucks^^

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Face of a Ranger fan

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Apr 19, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

You really love Rupe, don't you?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padilla now over 90 pitches

Jennings over Holland just confuses me.

by Snark on Apr 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Warner Madrigal's debut

anyone?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

With a lead, if I'm not mistaken.

But yes, coming in to protect a lead or a deficit is no easy task.

by oc on Apr 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeh that sucked.

I was at that game.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

5-3 game

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

This could work out perfectly

We get a 6-5 lead this half inning.

Jennings comes in, gives up 12 runs. Holland cleans up and pitches 3 scoreless.

Washington gets canned before he can make it to the clubhouse.

by SaltyGoesYard on Apr 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jennings hasn't pitched in several days,

and needs the work.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Holland missed his scheduled start

so he also needs the work, no? I know which I’d rather see get his innings in today.

by Snark on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hillman

It sucks even worse the get swept by a team managed by the guy who should be managing the Rangers. Got fooled by the classic great interviewer…

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

hillman is not good at baseball

what he did with the royals last year was ridiculous

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hillman

He was, by all accounts, pretty terrible last season for the Royals. I’m at a loss as to why anyone thinks the Rangers would be significantly better with him managing.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

But

He’s from Arlington!

by jthig32 on Apr 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cause he's not Wash

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

agree to disagree

I would much rather have a guy who turned a team around into a champion, albeit Japan, than a career coach who fooled us into thinking he could manage

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thnk Wash

would make a great used car salesman.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

Padilla isn’t even really pitching poorly. He’s pitching kind of meh.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

why?

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It is starting to look that way.

Holland to the rotation, or Feldman to the rotation?

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Feldman.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

holland

i bet they don’t mess around. but hten, who comes up?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feliz!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be shocked, but I'd be pretty surprised.

I’d think if they wanted to break him in as a starter they’d’ve called him up as a starter.

But I’ve read the tea leaves wrong before.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Diamond?

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that's why he isn't warming up right now.

Conspiracy theorum, anyone?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'd make more sense having him come in to relieve him...

if he would take the rotation spot.

Then he’d get his work in today, then pitch next on normal rest.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am willing to go for this

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 19, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who moves to rotation?

Holland?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That pitch wasn't a strike, either.

I know a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, but is calling strikes consistently really so foolish as all that?

by Snark on Apr 19, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess this means Wash is trying to save his job

Going with the vet over the rook. That’s why I think hes warming up Jennings, since he thinks he could do the job better than the kid…….i dunno

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay Josh

Now would be a good time to STOP SUCKING.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

He disagreed

looking for more suck opportunities.

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

just take the BB

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate April

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

hamilton

when?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I think you're suffering from

Feldmania.

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least write something in the subject field

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

mature

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey, you're here

auto loss.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

trust me ab

I pray everyday that it was just me making the rangers lose. Unfortunately its so many other things.

by SaltyGoesYard on Apr 19, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you could still leave

see what happens

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged as troll.

You’re just trying to be annoying now. Stop.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Actually I’m pretty sure oc has yelled at people for not doing that.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

the whole team needs a day off.....

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."

by Martijn1309 on Apr 19, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

tomorrow is one

They face Roy Holliday the day after, if I remember right. Oy.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

another offday already?

what the hell…

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That didn't work last Thursday for the team...

it only has led to a losing homestand.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

zing...

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 19, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

When does the ignore function come into being?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

No, but...

it’ll allow us to ignore oc and his constant posting of Rupe and Feldman pics

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

True...

and it’s done with no text, not even a subject line so it obviously must be funny.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why are the bats sucking so badly all of the sudden?

With this staff the bats can’t afford to go quiet.

by Athos on Apr 19, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

nobody

can work a fucking count

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

working the count

isn’t as cool as swinging as hard as you can at every pitch

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

they had 4 walks in 1 inning

don’t cheat the stats

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many of them have happened

since the 1st inning?

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. That requires not swinging.

In that last winning, Young saw five pitches, Hamilton seven, and Jones 5. That’s 17 pitches, two 2-2 counts, and one 3-2 count, right?

by Snark on Apr 19, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because they took their weekly quota

of pitches in the 1st

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Apr 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davies made adjustments, and our hitters did not.

Washington is first on the chopping block, but really, someone needs to grow a pair and put Jaramillo on notice.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, I can forgive getting shut down by Gil Meche and the Grink

But we can’t get it going against Kyle freaking Davies?

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

he was pitching pretty well coming into this game

but we had our spot and blew it. he’s back to pitching well again

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

funny how we've

done that a dozen times this homestand alone

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mark Conner got

a lot of grief around here for his ptcher’s ineptitude. Why does Rudy get a free pass for the hitters poor approach at the plate?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 19, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

BLASPHEMY

RUDY IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I this a serious question?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

why they were so much more patient last year, and have abandoned it this year.

"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris

by DJCahill on Apr 19, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milton Bradley

Monkey see, monkey do. At least where Josh Hamilton is concerned.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Tom

Wash won’t have to worry about the bullpen on Tuesday

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe...

Jennings comes in for the 6th & 7th, and Holland the 8th & 9th if this is still a losing game?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

he may pitch

the 7th and 8th. i assume frankie gets the 9th since he hasnt pitched since tuesday

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He can get work in after the game.

There’s no game tomorrow so a post game throwing session would be a fine idea if they were worried about a long layoff from throwing.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt Jennings is going the rest of the way.

And the game is still close enough to win. Put the rook in another time.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

it better be before the 9th becauase Soria is freakin’ nasty

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Such a fantastic nickname.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like your optimism

but i dont see it right now, especially if we dont capitalize here and the 7th b/c after that we get to see the great juan cruz followed by soria

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is a blog

it’s okay.

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where do you find all this

stupid shit?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

My goal is to get flexible enough to someday brew my own tea, if you get my meaning.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's the eyebrows

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeez...lol.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch..

Tough one there Teag…..

by jthig32 on Apr 19, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

What happened exactly?

I am not watching the game, nor do I have my radio.

by Excel Hearts Choi on Apr 19, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Foul ball

off the dirt and into the cup.

by jthig32 on Apr 19, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You using the whole fist, Doc?

’Cause it sure feels like it…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 19, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks doc,

ever do time?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh shit. Knox around high school girls.

That’s almost worse than the girl scouts… they’re underage but old enough to have boobs.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

8 man football?

That umpossible

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

You've never seen an eight-man football game?

There are two high schools I regularly cover for the paper I work for… one a public high school that plays 11-man and one a small Christian school that plays eight-man.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Jesus counts as three players.

by Athos on Apr 19, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno why

But that just made me LOL

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only seen a 11 and 6 man football game

Never an 8 man. Didn’t even know there was a 8 man football league

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus counts for five players in Texas. We’re God’s state, after all.

by Athos on Apr 19, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a link to the eight-man wikipedia entry

link

I’m in California… they play on an 80-yard by 40-yard field here. They use a standard field in the town I cover, but put ribbons down the sides to make the sidelines. the end zone starts at the 10-yard line and if they want to kick a field goal, everything moves 10 yards down since the goal posts can’t move.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't suck

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 19, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

The original Heinz guy...

…who started Heinz 57 was apparently a nut.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Mr Peanut?

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

None of the Heinz family is connected with Kerry

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except for his wife

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

His wife...

…is the widow of one of the Heinzes.

I don’t consider the fact that she was once married to a member of the Heinz family relevant to the Heinz family itself, and how nutty the patriarch was.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who was the rich guy who went all crazy and killed those Olympians with like a tank or something?

Or am I making that up?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of nuts, when do we get our next Morris family tale?

The frozen poop jar throwing story was a long time ago.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personally

I’m looking forward to the next Ben Morris movie

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking that when I go up for a game...

…Ben and I should shoot a post-game show together to put on YouTube.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd watch that

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only once for me.

Unless you got a special segment of Ben interviewing Brett Gardner (ours, not the shitty freak-headed Yankee).

That I’d watch multiple times.

Cause murder is interesting.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 19, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have Ben make a Animated one with you two

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm not the only one

Who didn’t even get to see the throw and out?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, but we saw

a wonderful shot of a player running around second

by TXRangersFan on Apr 19, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I got that too

Thought maybe it was just the KC feed

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go FSN!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

well if davies comes back out

over/under 13 pitches for the inning?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

under

it’s going to be jacktastic

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea i thought

if cruz got on base he’d go over

although murphy is very capable of a dp here

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

since davies really wanted that K

he went over it just barely at 15 pitches

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy hell.

I may have to mute the sound on the RoughRiders game if it’s going to continue to sound like that.

by jthig32 on Apr 19, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate that popup to left.

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

cruz missile?

I’m making the call

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

uh-oh

3-0. 4 pitch walk?

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

make it

5 pitches

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Five pitch

But good enough

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are scared of him

sigh

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

'tis time for another cruz missile

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

don't tell me they blew the save

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

though its hard to make fun of the 1-10 nationals as the mighty 3-8 rangers

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-8

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

We got to cling to every win we can

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Twice

Up 3-2 in the 8th, and 4-3 in the ninth, now Marlins 7-4

by Telegraph on Apr 19, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive thought jones

has looked pretty patient so far

but i agree for the most part

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a strike?

that looked low and outside

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

David Murphy

has forgotten how to hit baseballs

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Murph looks so lost...

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 19, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

David Murphy...

The second coming of Laynce Nix.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

No, Rusty Greer!!!

Duh!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington

is calling for a double steal right now

by TXRangersFan on Apr 19, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

He probably would

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone who uses the term

Baby Rusty should be punched in the face.

Marcus Lemon is the Third Baseman/Leadoff Hitter of the future.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

Agree.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Over/Under date that Murph gets his first hit

I’ll put it at May 1

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

the fact that

May 1st is the swing date is sad. Very very sad.

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

at this rate...

…well, he’ll never get another hit

by TXRangersFan on Apr 19, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teagarden flirting with .100

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

the flirting is over

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I was right about one thing

Teagarden can’t hit either…

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just got the feeling

That Nolan is about to jump the railing, go into the dugout, put Wash into the infamous Nolan Headlock while shouting over and over “Your Fired! Your Fired”

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Our team

Is a bunch of spoiled young punks who think their shit doesn’t stink and thinks they can always make up runs because they’re the Rangers…tired of this shit

by texasrfan on Apr 19, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Isn't it just great ...

how both of our elite catching prospects are butchering their trade value?

by Athos on Apr 19, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

oohh Riders vs. Travs...

gonna enjoy watchin’ this one…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

not terribly

the sound is pretty crappy, though…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes,

the cameras are all white balanced incorrectly, the camera ops look like they’ve never shot baseball, and one camera looks like it has some kind of film over its lens. Terrible production.
just sayin’

by TXRangersFan on Apr 19, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Film over its lense

As in some sort of layer making the video fuzzy.

by jthig32 on Apr 19, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was referring to...

video vs. digital cameras. Video doesn’t have a white balance, and we’re so used to seeing digital that anything less that top quality video cameras and boards will look like shit.

by Black Francis on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its' the glare off of Lemon's halo.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moscosco looks

like he’s ready to pitch for the Rangers…….. ughh

"I Blame Mark Conner"

by red3biggs on Apr 19, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Pretty much...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll be fine.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wilson in

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ in...

which CJ is here today though

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait wait wait.. you bring in CJ to face a lefty after one batter

who was.. also a lefty.

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

oh, 2 batters

i phased out on that other one.

still.

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

but crisp is a switch hitter

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

well, im not paying very close attention anymore. oh well.

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and two batters is significant

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

crisp is a sh

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ in

This could be interesting

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ?

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Here comes CJ

hold on to your seats.

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

too late

It’’s already in the parking lot

by Telegraph on Apr 19, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Apr 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends...

CJ gives up 5 runs then yes likely

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

does the outcome of the game matter?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJM always thinks Wash is about to be fired.

It’s kind of his thing.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

has at least a week left

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

but I think it is the final home game that he manages.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 19, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inside Corner
Are Rangers headed for eighth loss in last nine games? Looking a lot like last year. Will Ron Washington make it out of April?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

no

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Royals announcers

“Wilson was booed by some when he was introduced…off to a slow start this year..”

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I think that's ridiculous

I just don’t really subscribe to booing any players, let alone ones wearing a Rangers uniform.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only for lack of effort.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why

We pay money to see a good product put out on the field.

If you are not good, we should let you know about it.

by SaltyGoesYard on Apr 19, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weak.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is our team

Not CJ Wilson’s team.

If anybody is ruining my team, I want his ass to know about it

by SaltyGoesYard on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you buy it?

I missed that fanpost

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please don't act like you speak for me

by using “we”

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think talent is an issue for this team

It’s how that talent is being managed.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think its how that talent has played

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 19, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

then who exactly are you booing?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't let anybody get a pass

The talent on the field, the people who put them there, the people who continue to pay them.

The whole ladder gets the boo

by SaltyGoesYard on Apr 19, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I give my hard-earned money to the liquor store down the street.

Sadly, for all I’ve spent, they’ve yet to rename it after me.

by Snark on Apr 19, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

dicks do that

most people just go to another liquor store.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weak.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyway, I bought a ticket to this movie

the movie sucked. But i didnt say anything to anyone, not even my friends, cause, after all…. I didnt own it.

"I Blame Mark Conner"

by red3biggs on Apr 19, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can do whatever you want

doesn’t mean it’s commendable or classy

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really boo, either.

But I have no more problem with booing ones own team. Actually, I might have less problem with it if it’s someone who sucks.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

taht didn’t work out

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

and so it begins

over/under on hits CJ allows before leaving the game: 2.5

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Over...

he’s still got next inning

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 up 1 down

kind of

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

good play by

Teabaggin’ Teagarden

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

i felt a HR coming there

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

nice job, Teag...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

CJ bailed out, cause i felt a meltdown coming.

by octoberty on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you Tea

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay!

Something went right!

by JBP on Apr 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

This woman sucks at singing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 19, 2009 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Who's the girl you like, Lamby Sue or something like that?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Miranda Lambert

But she can sing.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Lamby Sue better.

I’d definitely listen to country music if there was a Lamby Sue or a Big Shirtless Ron around.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

well at least its a kinsler inning.

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ - natural leader

He sacrifices himself to make everyone around him better

by Telegraph on Apr 19, 2009 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

wouldn't be funny if Holland comes in after CJ?

…hey ceej, yeah we just pulled this kid up, but uh, we trust him just a little more….

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."

by Martijn1309 on Apr 19, 2009 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

David DeJesus - Trey Hillman

the fact that Hillman who let’s DD (who I believe is a sub 50% base stealer) run all the time is indicative to how bad he is as a manager.

Marcus Lemon is the Third Baseman/Leadoff Hitter of the future.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 19, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Moscoso not doin' hot in Frisco

3 runs, nobody out in the top of the 1st…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

and the ump really sucks

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 19, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of the commercials

featured Ian in a two-toned helmet before they got nixed.

by JBP on Apr 19, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah...

flipped to the Frisco game thinking maybe we shipped those albatrosses out to Frisco to be used or something.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Juan Cruz!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 19, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

what id give

for him to blow this lead

though i know it wont change opinions of him (though i agree we shouldve coughed up the dough for him)

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by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno why

But I really want him to do good against us for some reason

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by SCDP on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

pj blands

hah

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

hey its jaun cruz!

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by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

hey

apparently we should have signed him.

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that bodes well

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've been using Cruz ever since they realized that Farnsworth sucks.

If Farnsworth does pitch the 8th, that would be the Rangers’ best opportunity to get some runs because this team has no fucking shot against Soria.

by LiamP on Apr 19, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've got Mahay coming up

I guess so he can face Hamilton, Blalock and Murphy next inning.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soria

Best closer in the AL.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 19, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm... I don't know about that, but he's really, really good.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 19, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

So is Joe Nathan though. And Mo. And Paps.

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That guy in Detroit

was pretty good too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

All he does

is throw strikes. Lot and lots of strikes. Doesn’t mess around either. 1 2 3 innings are his “thing”.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 19, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought we were in the 8th

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm a fan, and I'm a girl, but please don't call me a fangirl.

by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could go two

They’ve used him for two innings twice already this season.

by jthig32 on Apr 19, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 19, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

rather nasty

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

that billy hoyle

is so bad w/money, crazy for thinking white people could jump

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

nasty

this is what i do...i guarantee.

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Cruz looks like a guy...

who carries a switchblade.

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Apr 19, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Bah

This game’s over. Send Vizquel up to hit for Young.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 19, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

zing!

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, kinsler is still awesome

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 19, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that a Rick James joke

Or is that guy just calling her a bitch for not knowing who Ian Kinsler is?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 19, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate the fact that when we can work the count

we can’t get a hit.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 19, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

that wasn't plate discipline

that was Davies being all over the place in the 1st

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 19, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's being sarcastic

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Apr 19, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHOAH!

A Walk! Plate Discipline! HOLY SHIT!

Coach Washington inspires me to be an hero.

My take on the Derek Holland callup

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2009 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

almost forgot

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 19, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Angels

Robb Quinlan was their no.3 hitter today.

by LiamP on Apr 19, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

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