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BAH

You always close the threads right as I hit post

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

No kidding.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could ya do me a favor?

Could you stand by the fish tank and make sure nobody taps on the glass?!

by philkid3 on Apr 25, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

"I think I had some hard candy in there..."

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

As it happens...

…I’m on my way to a party, and that’s why I opened the new thread now, rather than waiting.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well aren't you Mr. Cool

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah...Newman climbing the tree

He climbed that tree like a ring-tailed lemur.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man...I love that show.

Still watch the reruns every night

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't even stand the omnipresent

commercials.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

so very much this

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ball girl flubbed that one

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

You don't call Ian Kinsler out on strikes

You just don’t do it.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

FSN pitch tracker had it inside

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

They all share the same stuff...

Next you’re going to say that’s a my27 Box in the corner showing the score and not the Fox Box?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah that's the Community Corner now

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I thought it was between Vivica A.’s legs.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hendrickson, when you throw a strike, Mr. Kinsler will let you know it.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The good ol' Larry Walker reference

Thank you Mr. Walker for being a douchebag and vetoing a deal.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Larry Walker...

honorary Ranger Hall of Famer?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, for two reasons

1. Vetoing the trade let us keep Kinsler
2. Vetoing the trade saved us from thousands of “Walker, Texas Ranger” references.

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

#2 makes him my hero

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not too bad

 * SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR… SOUTHERN BALTIMORE COUNTY IN NORTHERN MARYLAND… BALTIMORE CITY IN NORTHERN MARYLAND…

  • UNTIL 845 PM EDT

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Let me hide under the covers

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to watch Feldman pitch more

But there’s a big part of me that wants to see this game called asap so we can just take the good Feldman start and the win

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY pulls a Josh Hamilton

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Mike Bianucci got caught stealing home.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Wash...

punch the ump!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Not even close

He was out

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Really?

watch the replay…he was safe

by Horns130 on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck you ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

cmon wash, kick some dirt

spit, yell

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

one hell of a throw

looks like he was under the tag a bit though at full speed…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

On Feldman...

Dumped on him all week… But in cases like this, I love being proven wrong…

We’ll see if he can sustain…

by N41D on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

What a throw by Josh

think he got around the tag

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I think you're right...in that last angle it looks like he missed the tag

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like he slide around the tag

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

i was going to complain that there was no reason to attempt that throw

woops, nice throw. oh well @ him scoring, he might have gotten his foot there just in time, not sure.

keep it to 1 run.

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by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Looked like it with that last replay...

Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.

by Joker'z on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm

im 90% sure he touched him but it looked like Markakis got around the tag first

by Horns130 on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was close

But I don’t think Salty got the tag on him

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

The ball got there in time...

but Salty as is normal with him wasn’t blocking the plate much and he was able to slide around the tag.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah, just take him out behind the shed and whip him for a bit

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Designated for Ass-whipping?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking thing sucks

Stupid umpire

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

screw it

It was just the Bill O’Reilly bitchfest

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I never made the connection that...

the KDFI voice on commercials is that of George Lowe who was Space Ghost.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Well...according to Wikipedia, you are spot on

but again that’s according to Wikipedia…the most trusted name in information

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's where I got it actually

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that...I read your post as a question rather than a statement

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that's a show I love!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

And here it comes

The Scott Feldman signature late-start meltdown.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

nah, its still the 4th

and greg zaun is up.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmn, forgot there where 2 outs.

Thank god for Greg Zaun.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well he did throw 30 someodd pitches a couple days ago so he may not be able to go very deep tonight

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

plus you usually have a start or two where you ease them into it.

holland!?

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by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

agree

I was mad at him at first. But he had to shift forward to play the short hop. Actually, he did well to field it cleanly and not Barajas the play away into an uncontested slide.

by shroomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

just one little storm on radar.

The smallest storm ever it looks like and it looks like its already passing. I doubt there will be any kind of rain delay unless more develops.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I've seen that one too

There is nothing funnier than celebrities bitching about nothing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

soooo

a Holland sighting if Feldman is on a limited pitch count?

by ncrangerfan on Apr 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Scooter

Well im about to head out for the night but its good to see Scooter pitch well. After last season I am convinced he is a very nice bottom of the rotation piece this club could use down the road. Sure hes not as flashy as Holland or Feliz but if he can plant himself at the bottom of the rotation we can use some of our excess prospects to pull in that veteran player that puts us from divisional contender to WS contender

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Hamilton with an infield hit...

is he finally putting it together?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahaha.

I think Josh has more infield singles than homers this season.

by JBP on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice heckle from a Red Sox fan...

Jeter hit a foul ball and the fan yelled. “That would have been a home run in your park!!”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

are you espn?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fox

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

*shakes head*

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN would not have reported something anti-Yankees

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, you ain't that honey.

Nuh-uh!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boob's BBQ?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

My bad...forgot to resize that

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

You sir, are a pig!

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

as a girl

that’s the first thing I noticed. Good god I gained weight looking at that picture.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's BBQ in that picture?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahahahahaahah

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

nice defense

 not

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL!

Saw that coming the whole way. WTF?!

I’ll take it.

by philkid3 on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll take that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahaha

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

YAY!

Shitty opposing defense!

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Double steal is a beast

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

FEAR THE DOUBLE STEAL!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

unreal

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

sweet double steal

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

We love the Double Steal

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"I guess it’s tough to look good when you play on the same team as Marcus Lemon." -Trip Somers.
"Congratulations, Mr. Somers. You just made THE LIST." -The Newberg, after reading the above comment.

by thedirkatron on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO lmao

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

nice hustle by Jones there

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Double steal dinosaur?

Anyone?

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd say Double Steal Doobie

Partly because, much as it may be working, I think that’s part of how it gets started in Wash’s brain. . .

by philkid3 on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got this one

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

The double steal

scored that run there and leaves a runner on 3rd with only 1 out

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

He's in a world of hurt...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate the double steal if Josh is hurt now

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

hamilton banged up

i bet hes pulled. hope hes not out for a month..

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by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

josh is hurt.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Sac fly

Got the run back.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

uh-oh

Josh might be hurt a bit

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ah man he looks really bad

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by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Hammy looks like he is some serious pain

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh is hurt...

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't breathe

he just said

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

okay

that’s what fucking happens when u fucking steal every freaking time. Geez!

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

15-day DL for Hammy

We’re gonna need ya, Murph.

sigh.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Why is Wash laughing if Hamilton is hurt?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Patch Adams

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dunno

but this fuckin’ pisses me off. Why even test this… you are already up in the game. Have solid contact hitters coming up….geez

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta think Josh is wanting to say "SHUT UP, WASH!!"

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit.

Although, at the rate Josh has been going, we might not even notice he’s gone…

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Not a good sight right there for Hammy

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

hamilton

looked like he was in pain when he got to first base.
they mentioned ribs earlier too… probably needs a rest or a dl trip

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

so, wash knew this

and still told him to steal?

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay

then i can calm down a bit

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

his own decision to double steal??

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is this baseball you speak of?

i thought i was watching cricket

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, MASN announcers thought

he was just feeling the reverb from the hit. “Bees in the hands”

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammy...

He’s having a really, really hard time breathing. You can tell looking at him in the dugout. I really hope it’s just a muscle strain or pull around the rib cage. Because with the amount of pain he’s in, it looks a lot worse.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I know this is crazy....

but drug abuse can put a strain on the heart…..I hope its not that, and only his ribs.

They need to be sure though. I hope he’s not having a heart attack.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

this thought went through my head too

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was literally jusr thinking that too.

I read his book and that is one of his worst fears too. I’m just praying that that isn’t the case.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not a Doobie, but anyone like?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

lol yes.

Well done.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

they kinda look like my boss

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you get any work done?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

we work in different buildings...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ever hear of

binoculars?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

her building is 4mi away

you have binoculars that can see that far and through walls, you gotta let me know, man…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

hidden webcams

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever see XXX?

The Vin Diesel movie pervs.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would help...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

STFU.

Hit it and quit it!

;-)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brown Bag Special?

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

slap it up, flip it, rub it down

Oh Nooooooooooooo…..

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take it.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'll do

Not dinosaurs, but I always like eye candy…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Apr 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're only 18 though...

and models…

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

AJM doesn’t want NSFW material. Do you want to see a picture of a hot girl with her chesticles covered by Adam’s face?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ben might...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i appreciate it

makes it easier to look at gdt’s at work

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some intrepid soul needs to do this

I don’t have the guts though…

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Adam's face - or anybody else's for that matter

will be too large for that job, it’s like killing mosquitoes with a cannon

by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

So its very effective?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure

they never found the mosquito, so nobody knows

by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I don't think that would be very efficient

You’d destroy you back porch.

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

focus young man

your job is to kill the mosquito

by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, like up close

and personal.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andruw over murphy while hammy is out please.

if he is out any significant time, which it at least superficially seems like he would be.. real pain.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Borbon time

i dont anything to do with Murph

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i meant long term

if its ribs that usually a DL thing, right?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should think so but sometimes you just do

things and all of a sudden you can’t breath. It’s not necessarily his ribs.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a ball.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

4 hours 20 minutes in the Yankee / Red Soxs game

Geez

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally over...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

They already run it with Ronnie Brown

but White may be a better fit.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was wrong, wrong, wrong

I thought the move of Scooter to the bullpen was a good move. I was wrong, wrong, wrong

by BEW on Apr 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Tex

0-1, 5BBs

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

crazy

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

His OBP must have skyrocketed today

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Murphy in at LF, Byrd over to CF.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, Byrd in center, Murph in Left

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

Byrd in CF, Murphy in LF

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy did.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scary

Keep me posted as to the injury update please?

by awillis111 on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The DSD

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

no, try again.

no old wrinkled people please.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly...

get hot young chicks smoking the doobie.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

old people smoking pot

To me, its like watching a guy get kicked in the family jewels. Its always funny.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Apr 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

uhh, sure you will

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

hollan sighting

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Dutch warming up in the pen.

My heart is now happy =D

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Dutch!!!!

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Der Dutch ist kommen

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Borbon is already on the 40, right?

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, been on the 40 since he signed I believe

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

So is Golson

And Boggs.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

woooo

Dutch sighting.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

why is he warming up

with the number of pitches Feldman has.

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feldman's first start after being a reliever

I’d figure he’d be on a pitch count of 75 or so

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

why wouldn't he?

perfect timing considernig Feldman has been out of the pen all season

by Mike E on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't know he was on a pitch count

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard of him being on one

but considering it’s his first start I’m sure they won’t try to stretch him out yet

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

He also threw 40 pitches in Toronto.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Side session ain’t exactly the same as pitching in a game though.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It hasn't been officially said...

but it’d seem to be apparent he would likely be on somewhat of one. Especially after 30+ pitches on Wed.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay. Holland time.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Who knew Chewie was a lefty?

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Benson taking Feldman's spot

so stupid at the time, and it’s showing today even more…

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Modify

this, and we’ll talk…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cowboys 3 picks away from being on the clock

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice job, Scooter

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

good job Feldman. Holland time next inning.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

excellent.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job Scott.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Putting in the call for Kinsler right here.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler got tan

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok now.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Omar Vizquel

He just doesn’t look like a baseball player. He looks like the jokester around the office.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

woo elvis.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Falling flat on his face

Doesn’t respect the great game enough. Or Bill James.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank God Young is 0-4 with 2 K's

Otherwise Josey would show up here and start singing “tell me how my ass taste”

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yo, dshep, tell me how my ass taste

/iorange555

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That wasn't good....

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's referenced Twitter and the Wide World of Sports this half inning alone

Josh has lots of pent-up pop culture that he tried to hold and just can’t any more.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

AMEN!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, that sucked.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Ouch

Elvis picked off.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a good pick off move

I hate to give any credit to the Orioles, but they did that perfectly.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

josh's rib cage.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

rib cage inflammation*

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cowboys on the clock in about 3 minutes...

Browns with 3 minutes left on the clock, then it’s #51

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo

Holland time.

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

woo holland

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright, here we go.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go Holland!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

YAY, DUTCH

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Cheese.

96. wow

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

wow holland

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

agree

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holland

makes me happy.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

blew it by him

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

That is sexy

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, what a pitch location there for the K

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

That was sick

96 96 97

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahah

markakis is dumbfounded.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

97!

My name for that is Filthy McNasty

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I love me some

DereK Holland

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

Sit the fuck DOWN.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

wow....I can't wait to get a Holland Jersey

considering my dads from the Netherlands and my moms maiden name is Holland…..it must be done!

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."

by Martijn1309 on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

oh yeah and that I'm a Rangers fan.....

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."

by Martijn1309 on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Derek Holland!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

haha.

love it. I just did also.

by Garcia on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

"That's telekenisis, Kyle!"

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Cowboys on the clock

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

But who cares...we've got Holland

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So this is how D.Tron feels at the mention of Lemon

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Aww.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Oops.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit...

Screw you Ty Wigginton

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

well shit

DFA

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Holland sucks

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I just felt a tear drop...

Support your local Scott Feldman

"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."

by Martijn1309 on Apr 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Wigginton

Of course, you throw a 93 MPH belt-high fastball down the middle, you kinda deserve that.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I like that mentality

Screw the homer, let’s get the third out and sit down.

Didn’t seem bothered by it.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha

gives up a homer and then lets throw one pitch and go sit down.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

What was the final out of the inning?

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Luke Scott pulled a Hamilton

Grounded out on the first pitch down and away.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bound to happen

Gotta keep the FBs down.

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

"Ribcage inflammation"

Translation: he hurt his ribs (which he bruised in Toronto, apparently) again during a double steal earlier.

The way he’s been hitting flailing lately it might be a good thing for him to get some time off though.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hollands fastball at 96-98 mph

according to ESPN gameday and an 87 mph slider sounds like a good combo, hope he can keep this up

When will this Rangers Pitching Nightmare Ever End, Year after year after year, it just goes on and on........

by TRFAN on Apr 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

chest injury

When will this Rangers Pitching Nightmare Ever End, Year after year after year, it just goes on and on........

by TRFAN on Apr 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

oh Murphy

I still believe

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Cowboys have passed with their pick

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Did they really just not select anyone?

WTF?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Traded the pick to Buffalo.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

For TO?

I keed, I keed.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup...

although they can still jump up and pick whenever they want…

or they could trade that pick still.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cowboys traded their pick to Buffalo

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy

0-21

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Strike?

No way.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

holland had 10 pitches that inning

and only threw one ball. I think I’m in love.

by cashman on Apr 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

dang

 just missed

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao damn nvm thought it was out. boo

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

lmfao

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN East Coast Bias

They don’t let the facts get in the way of the truth if it isn’t an East Coast team

by Mark from OC on Apr 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Darn...

Markakis is now the “Patriot Missile” because he just intercepted that Cruz Missile.

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

lets start recycling our comments.

For a greener internet.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh, my comp is fine even when its over 800 comments

its not really a “limit”

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm doing better now that I have the GDT in firefox and mlb.tv in Google Chrome

I could probably even hang with a Lookout Landing GDT… those often get up to 900-1,000 comments before a new one is started

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually we're 10 away from 450, according to my comp.

But it is starting to get a bit sluggish, so I’ll make a new one soon if AJM doesn’t.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

New thread...

Here we go

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

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