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Pinch-hitting for Pie
The O’s admit “all your left handers are belong to Holland.”
by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You were right Ink
I was way off w/ the number.
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I know he is going to walk people
but it makes me sad when he does.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff walk
Was Mark Connor hiding in the dugout?
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
by Smoak Some on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both the changeup and the last fastball are clearly strikes
according to gameday
by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NSFW Post
my god, Holland is the shit
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5879
by red3biggs on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a Saturday...
I think we can be a bit more free than a weekday afternoon game.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just pictures we cant cuss in now?
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5879
by red3biggs on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think AJM just got fuck-word fatigue
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...that bloody wanker!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 93 this inning...
where’d that 96 go?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was told he wasn't playing fair for the O's
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5879
by red3biggs on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That slider is deadly
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
by Smoak Some on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Much better.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Holland going to finish the game if he doesn't give up another run?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So I have the Angels/M's game on TV...
Ortega pitching for the Angels… I know my office TV is kinda cheesy but Ortega looks like he has white spots around his mouth.
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure that's what it really is
But my TV is pretty cheap… the white spots looks, umm, interesting…
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Michael Young
Clearly not ready for The Show.
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOO YOUNG
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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
michael young sucks
why is he on this team. he does nothing good for us.
/sarcasam
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
!!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Soak it in Derek
Drink the Maddux juice
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't talk bad bout Young. He's so clutch!!!
/josey
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
by Smoak Some on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this
let’s see what he has in a jam he created for himself (with the help of FOTF)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's no need to fear
CJ will soon be here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's exactly what I fear
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dutch v. Adam Jones
Nice future star battle right here
by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice performance kid!
i love it
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonderboy
Becoming Wonderman right before our very eyes.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woohoo.
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
by bspate on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he gets out of it...
Nice job Dutch
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to see some more runs scored
Lets make sure that Wash has no reason to put FX2 into this game. We already know he’s perfect.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Moscoso throwing a shutout through 4
for Frisco.
by jcAustin on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dutch is da bomb...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Picture fail?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess so...
repost…

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see both of them.
no failure here.
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here but I'll check again just to make sure
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only see the second one
One annoying thing about firefox is that it just shows nothing at all instead of a red X or some other “broken image” icon
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Dutch has pretty much erased any doubts I had that they might’ve brought him up too early.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First time davis has not k'd or hit a hr
in a month…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looking at the box score...
I think Holland’s been using mind bullets.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how do you say
I love Derek Holland in dutch?
by cashman on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I love Derek Holland in Dutch"
That’s how.
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's
“Steeeeriiike!!!”
“Steeeriiiike!!!”
STEEEEriiiike theerreeeee!!!!"
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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 easy steps:
1. Fart
2. Pull the covers over Derek’s head
3. Tell Derek you love him.
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Salty finally quit all the crap between pitches?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang...Salty just can't lay off of that pitch
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't know if
I like Holland here.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
same scenario as last gme
prob one and done
Rocky Mountain Ranger
by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv's tag line should be...
“Over 100 out of market games per week, unless you live in a heavily blacked out region like Iowa”
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They're going too far the other way with the commercial cover-up thing now
Twice, they’ve left it on too long and I’ve missed 2/3 of an inning because of it… now they keep on showing us the wide shot of the field and going back to the commercial cover-up during the commercial breaks.
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
grrr
4 run lead Holland
you dont walk the fuckin lead off hitter
by Horns130 on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's just setting up the double play
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmph
2 straight leadoff walks.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We could use a dino
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
off the plate my ass
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He has at least 4 strikes that were not called already in this game
by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
country joe is usually better than this
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if the Orioles always get favorable calls like this
What the f, again
MLB can’t have 2 failing teams in balt/dc?
by tyd3311 on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
salty not really framing those at all?
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing...
on both of the obvious strikes, the web of his glove went outside rather than keeping the web up (if that makes any sense). It may be leading the up to believe the pitch is outside.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon joe. i know hes a rook but...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Never heard that one before...
nice.
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!
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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holland has gotten 2 outs after the leadoff walk...
1 more Dutch.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As pathetic as whoever umped yesterday.
by tyd3311 on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's been some seriously bad umpiring lately
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, but
in West’s case there is a long history.
by Brett Perryman on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's the new head of umpiring right?
douchebag
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very nice.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing wrong with that appearence
can’t be perfect every time out, good job dutch.
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he wiggles out of it again...
Man crush developing
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just developing?
Where have you been?
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I try to not develop crushes on the minor leaguers...
too heart breaking. Learned my lesson back with Ruben Mateo.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let come back out for the ninth
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know the ball gets there fast but damn
West, at least try.
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holland looking good
He could be ready for the rotation, but I give him a few more weeks in the pen
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
by Smoak Some on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I kind of like having someone in the bullpen
who doesn’t come in, walk three straight guys, give up a double, a bloop single, and then a home run.
by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
While the rotation still has capable arms
Holland should stay in the bullpen and help protect some leads.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman and Holland...
tandem starters?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Considering Feldman's history of melting down after about the 5th
That might be a really good idea. Give the rest of the bullpen a day off every 5 days too.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send Holland out so he can get the save, please
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Texas vs. Baltimore
You got to have the wacky save
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it would
He would have pitched three or more innings
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not?
It’d be more than 3 innings of work to close out a game.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my bad
did we score the sixth run after he came in?
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't matter...
It can be 30-3 and if you pitch 3+ innings to close out the game you get the save.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He earned that save
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I honestly did not know that...
weird.
I remember the Littleton save, but yeah.. never connected it.
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least even Lewin realized it's awfulness
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by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got the reference
Used to watch the Fat Albert cartoon on Saturday mornings when I was a kid. Still, WTF?
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what sucks is he did the hey hey hey wrong
HEY HEY HEY (emphasis equal on every hey)
he did hey HEY hey – which I think is from something else (What’s Happening? Martin?)
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes he did
And I love it. Its just so bad, its awesome.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, hey, hey. Its Matt Albers
In the Fat Albert voice.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What inky posted above
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nadel's saying it looks like Holland
for the 9th.
by jcAustin on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's what I wanted to hear.
thanks.
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kins night a little dissappointing after the first couple innings heh
but ill take it
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
heh.
He goes 2-5 with 2 HR’s and you’re disappointed…..Ian will do that to you.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just raised our expectations too high and too quickly.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i wanted another 6 for 6, this time with 3 HRs.
obviously objectively its a great night, it just had promise of being another historic one early.
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no, its a fantasy baseball reference! Look away
Taking Inge in the last round in most of my leagues has really paid off
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
inge is a really bad hitter
sell sell sell!
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's pretty good
Plus I love that I can play a slugging 3B at the C spot.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hes a .238 career hitter with a sub 700 ops the last 2 years.
This is just a good month.. hes not suddenly a great hitter.
However I had forgotten that he caught so much last year, getting every day playing time while catcher on your fantasy team yeah i guess he should be decent even from here out. but as a real life 3b hitting wise..
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if nothing else
i’d like to see Murph get a hit here
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully as a just in case
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just in case they're tired of winning this game?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Murph
Get a hit dude
Rocky Mountain Ranger
by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he better not come into this game
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he has been warming up
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon Murph!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ouch MY
ugly
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Putting in the call.....for Murph to get a hit
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by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the record is 0-25 to start a season
right?
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Believe so.
Odds on Murphy breaking it?
by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems to making contact at least
I’ll say he finishes at 0-24
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to give it to him: 0-26 after his next 4 PAs.
I’m going to the game tomorrow afternoon, and perversely hoping to see it happen.
by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh no
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is now Vanilla Ice
Smooth as vanilla in the field, cool as ice at the plate
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ
goes 1 2 3
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CJ Coming out
Damn, no save for Holland
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang you Wash...
really CJ? C’mon?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mother fracker
Why bring in Wilson?
WTF wash?
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMFT goes yard for the Tigers
first one this year
by jcAustin on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: What's with the damn ESPN top performers?
They have Cano on top with 6/11, 4 dingers, 10 RBIs and then Lowell with 4/20, 2 homers and 12 RBI’s.
Fuckin’ East Coast bias.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4 for 20?
Wow… 12 RBI is pretty good when you bat .200 for a game
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid me, 4/10
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murphy...
is actually having good atbats, he’s only struck out six times compared to six walks… He’s gonna come around soon
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll go 1-2-3...
his ego though will allow a hit.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's fair
CJ hasn’t given anyone much of a reason to trust him
by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Wash doesn't trust CJ
Why the fuck do you bring him in? He’s pitching for the 4th time in 5 days…
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's beyond stupid.
Why hasn’t he been fired yet?
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he wants him to have a clean inning
so he has his confidence restored, and the best time to do that is with a 4-run lead in the 9th
by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how bout showing confidence in the kid
who’s actually earned more PT.
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's fine
I don’t mind taking Holland out after 3 innings – it’s not that he doesn’t trust him, but to not rush him too much.
by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how are you rushing a guy you hope is going to be an ace starter
by giving him four innings?
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because throwing 50 pitches is too much!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he threw more than 50 pitches
in spring training and in his start in OKC. It’s not too much.
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was joking
I think its stupid to say that he is being rushed if he throws more than 48 pitches.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry the sarcasm was hard to pick up
I didn’t want to have to revise my opinion of you.
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
but that’s their reasoning
by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would make sense if he needed work
But he doesn’t. I just don’t see any reason to bring CJ in considering how much he’s pitched of late.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never said that it was a good idea
I said that Wash brought him in here because he doesn’t trust CJ
by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope frankie is on high alret
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's okay
don’t worry about that runner
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
andrus's last.. 10 days or so have been.. less than good
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uh oh
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can just see JW masturbating to that right now :(
by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
-1 for mental image
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mother fracker
wilson is going to fall apart now.
by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why can't Elvis make a throw to first?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uh-oh
Now when CJ walks three guys and blows the lead, everyone will blame Andrus
by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Well, hopefully Fx2 would come in before that.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm...
not a great throw…but CD has to make that play if he wants to be a ML 1st baseman
by Horns130 on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that was
a much eaiser play than the one he couldn’t get the other day.
by Brett Perryman on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankie.
Up. Now.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
save situation
go frankie go
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well somebody has to get warm first...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor ceej?
Poor us…
Rocky Mountain Ranger
by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i swear
this board is the reason we lose games
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think CJ and Wash might have a little bit more to do with it than this board
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take CJ out now please
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuk you CJ
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
send CJ's ass to OKC
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
by Plum on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CJ You Suck
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow.
fraaaaaaaaaaaankiiiiiiiiiiie.
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh f me
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This team hates CJ
Its seriously the only explanation I can think of. He never gets hit that hard, but bad things happen on the field when Ceej is on the mound.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh thankyou b-rob
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you welcome
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not meant to be a reply
although i do agree… everything goes wrong for the guy. oh well.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ummm
wash???
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What did he say this time?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gave Murphy a hard time for diving at Izturis' hit
rather than fielding it on a hop to hold the runners.
Nadel immediately pointed out that recording the out is infinitely more important than holding the runners in that situation…
by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just now figured that out?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.
But if he’s going to broadcast baseball professionally, he needs to have a working knowledge of baic baseball strategy.
by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Barnett reminds me of my Grandpa
Slow, senile, monotone and easily distracted.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go get frankie now please
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
he got Roberts out
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was luck
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why?
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because CJ getting Roberts out is luck
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im convinced
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cj
has had more than his fair share of bad luck
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huge out
lets go FX2
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Save opportunity for Frankie...
or we could have left it with Holland for the save opportunity and potentially be done now
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was it smart to have CJ face Roberts?
I mean, I guess Frankie just needed those 2 additional warmup pitches.. but come on Wash.
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey CJ got 1 of 4 hitters out
That’s a good appearance by his standards!
by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
could have
easily had 3 of 4
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you going to blame him for a grounder to andrus?
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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is CJ's fault..
His Tao-aura disrupted Andrus throw.
by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame his CJ-ness for causing all those around him to suck
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should've left Holland in
Wash is an idiot
by tangiers on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the thing about Holland
from what i can see, he doesn’t let an E bother him….CJ, notsomuch
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank x 2
Let’s go.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cmon Frankie
Save us from Wash’s stupidity.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's Go!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just for luck
I played this video just now.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This whole CJ thing is strange
He does seem to have bad luck in the field, but I have to wonder, how much of it is self-fulfilling? Do the players not like him or trust him, so their focus is off? Or is it just bad luck?
by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he has had some bad luck,
but i think he loses focus when the miscues happen.
by jcAustin on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad luck for now
We’ll see how long this lasts.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up


