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Pinch-hitting for Pie

The O’s admit “all your left handers are belong to Holland.”

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You were right Ink

I was way off w/ the number.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I know he is going to walk people

but it makes me sad when he does.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff walk

Was Mark Connor hiding in the dugout?

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NSFW Post

my god, Holland is the shit

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5879

by red3biggs on Apr 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a Saturday...

I think we can be a bit more free than a weekday afternoon game.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just pictures we cant cuss in now?

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5879

by red3biggs on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...that bloody wanker!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 93 this inning...

where’d that 96 go?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He was told he wasn't playing fair for the O's

The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5879

by red3biggs on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That slider is deadly

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Much better.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Holland going to finish the game if he doesn't give up another run?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So I have the Angels/M's game on TV...

Ortega pitching for the Angels… I know my office TV is kinda cheesy but Ortega looks like he has white spots around his mouth.

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

burns?

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure that's what it really is

But my TV is pretty cheap… the white spots looks, umm, interesting

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Michael Young

Clearly not ready for The Show.

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOO YOUNG

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

michael young sucks

why is he on this team. he does nothing good for us.

/sarcasam

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

!!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Soak it in Derek

Drink the Maddux juice

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't talk bad bout Young. He's so clutch!!!

/josey

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this

let’s see what he has in a jam he created for himself (with the help of FOTF)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There's no need to fear

CJ will soon be here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's exactly what I fear

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice performance kid!

i love it

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well done!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wonderboy

Becoming Wonderman right before our very eyes.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woohoo.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And he gets out of it...

Nice job Dutch

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see some more runs scored

Lets make sure that Wash has no reason to put FX2 into this game. We already know he’s perfect.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dutch is da bomb...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Picture fail?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess so...

repost…

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here but I'll check again just to make sure

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only see the second one

One annoying thing about firefox is that it just shows nothing at all instead of a red X or some other “broken image” icon

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Dutch has pretty much erased any doubts I had that they might’ve brought him up too early.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First time davis has not k'd or hit a hr

in a month…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Looking at the box score...

I think Holland’s been using mind bullets.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Apr 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

how do you say

I love Derek Holland in dutch?

by cashman on Apr 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's

“Steeeeriiike!!!”

“Steeeriiiike!!!”

STEEEEriiiike theerreeeee!!!!"

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 easy steps:

1. Fart
2. Pull the covers over Derek’s head
3. Tell Derek you love him.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Salty finally quit all the crap between pitches?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang...Salty just can't lay off of that pitch

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't know if

I like Holland here.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why?

he is a starter and is only at 31 pitches through 2

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not?

He’s gonna be a starter in a few months, may as well get him used to pitching innings

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

same scenario as last gme

prob one and done

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mlb.tv's tag line should be...

“Over 100 out of market games per week, unless you live in a heavily blacked out region like Iowa”

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're going too far the other way with the commercial cover-up thing now

Twice, they’ve left it on too long and I’ve missed 2/3 of an inning because of it… now they keep on showing us the wide shot of the field and going back to the commercial cover-up during the commercial breaks.

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

grrr

4 run lead Holland

you dont walk the fuckin lead off hitter

by Horns130 on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's just setting up the double play

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmph

2 straight leadoff walks.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

huh?

that looked like a strike to me.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We could use a dino

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

off the plate my ass

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if the Orioles always get favorable calls like this

What the f, again

MLB can’t have 2 failing teams in balt/dc?

by tyd3311 on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

salty not really framing those at all?

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing...

on both of the obvious strikes, the web of his glove went outside rather than keeping the web up (if that makes any sense). It may be leading the up to believe the pitch is outside.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon joe. i know hes a rook but...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One more eye ump

and you’d be a cyclops.

by JBP on Apr 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA!

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holland has gotten 2 outs after the leadoff walk...

1 more Dutch.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

there's been some seriously bad umpiring lately

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, but

in West’s case there is a long history.

by Brett Perryman on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's the new head of umpiring right?

douchebag

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very nice.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing wrong with that appearence

can’t be perfect every time out, good job dutch.

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And he wiggles out of it again...

Man crush developing

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just developing?

Where have you been?

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I try to not develop crushes on the minor leaguers...

too heart breaking. Learned my lesson back with Ruben Mateo.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

let come back out for the ninth

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

give the kid a chance. Show some confidence in him and save the rest of the bullpen for later.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holland looking good

He could be ready for the rotation, but I give him a few more weeks in the pen

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I kind of like having someone in the bullpen

who doesn’t come in, walk three straight guys, give up a double, a bloop single, and then a home run.

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

While the rotation still has capable arms

Holland should stay in the bullpen and help protect some leads.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feldman and Holland...

tandem starters?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Considering Feldman's history of melting down after about the 5th

That might be a really good idea. Give the rest of the bullpen a day off every 5 days too.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Texas vs. Baltimore

You got to have the wacky save

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes it would

He would have pitched three or more innings

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

It’d be more than 3 innings of work to close out a game.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad

did we score the sixth run after he came in?

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't matter...

It can be 30-3 and if you pitch 3+ innings to close out the game you get the save.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He earned that save

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup...

pretty sure that was against the Orioles too.

Rangers get lots of weird saves vs the O’s

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I honestly did not know that...

weird.

I remember the Littleton save, but yeah.. never connected it.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least even Lewin realized it's awfulness

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got the reference

Used to watch the Fat Albert cartoon on Saturday mornings when I was a kid. Still, WTF?

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what sucks is he did the hey hey hey wrong

HEY HEY HEY (emphasis equal on every hey)

he did hey HEY hey – which I think is from something else (What’s Happening? Martin?)

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes he did

And I love it. Its just so bad, its awesome.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, hey, hey. Its Matt Albers

In the Fat Albert voice.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What inky posted above

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yawn

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kins night a little dissappointing after the first couple innings heh

but ill take it

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh.

He goes 2-5 with 2 HR’s and you’re disappointed…..Ian will do that to you.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just raised our expectations too high and too quickly.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i wanted another 6 for 6, this time with 3 HRs.

obviously objectively its a great night, it just had promise of being another historic one early.

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no, its a fantasy baseball reference! Look away

Taking Inge in the last round in most of my leagues has really paid off

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

inge is a really bad hitter

sell sell sell!

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's pretty good

Plus I love that I can play a slugging 3B at the C spot.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hes a .238 career hitter with a sub 700 ops the last 2 years.

This is just a good month.. hes not suddenly a great hitter.

However I had forgotten that he caught so much last year, getting every day playing time while catcher on your fantasy team yeah i guess he should be decent even from here out. but as a real life 3b hitting wise..

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if nothing else

i’d like to see Murph get a hit here

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully as a just in case

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just in case they're tired of winning this game?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Murph

Get a hit dude

Rocky Mountain Ranger

by Strangers on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he better not come into this game

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but he has been warming up

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon Murph!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ouch MY

ugly

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Putting in the call.....for Murph to get a hit

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by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Believe so.

Odds on Murphy breaking it?

by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to give it to him: 0-26 after his next 4 PAs.

I’m going to the game tomorrow afternoon, and perversely hoping to see it happen.

by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh no

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He is now Vanilla Ice

Smooth as vanilla in the field, cool as ice at the plate

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CJ

goes 1 2 3

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CJ Coming out

Damn, no save for Holland

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang you Wash...

really CJ? C’mon?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mother fracker

Why bring in Wilson?

WTF wash?

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: What's with the damn ESPN top performers?

They have Cano on top with 6/11, 4 dingers, 10 RBIs and then Lowell with 4/20, 2 homers and 12 RBI’s.

Fuckin’ East Coast bias.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4 for 20?

Wow… 12 RBI is pretty good when you bat .200 for a game

by Inkara1 on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid me, 4/10

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murphy...

is actually having good atbats, he’s only struck out six times compared to six walks… He’s gonna come around soon

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

30-1

Hopefully it’ll be a scoreless inning.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll go 1-2-3...

his ego though will allow a hit.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's fair

CJ hasn’t given anyone much of a reason to trust him

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

duh

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Wash doesn't trust CJ

Why the fuck do you bring him in? He’s pitching for the 4th time in 5 days…

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's beyond stupid.

Why hasn’t he been fired yet?

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he wants him to have a clean inning

so he has his confidence restored, and the best time to do that is with a 4-run lead in the 9th

by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's fine

I don’t mind taking Holland out after 3 innings – it’s not that he doesn’t trust him, but to not rush him too much.

by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because throwing 50 pitches is too much!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he threw more than 50 pitches

in spring training and in his start in OKC. It’s not too much.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was joking

I think its stupid to say that he is being rushed if he throws more than 48 pitches.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry the sarcasm was hard to pick up

I didn’t want to have to revise my opinion of you.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

no problem

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

but that’s their reasoning

by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would make sense if he needed work

But he doesn’t. I just don’t see any reason to bring CJ in considering how much he’s pitched of late.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never said that it was a good idea

I said that Wash brought him in here because he doesn’t trust CJ

by Telegraph on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotcha.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope frankie is on high alret

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

great

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's okay

don’t worry about that runner

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

-1 for mental image

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by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mother fracker

wilson is going to fall apart now.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why can't Elvis make a throw to first?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh-oh

Now when CJ walks three guys and blows the lead, everyone will blame Andrus

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Well, hopefully Fx2 would come in before that.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm...

not a great throw…but CD has to make that play if he wants to be a ML 1st baseman

by Horns130 on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that was

a much eaiser play than the one he couldn’t get the other day.

by Brett Perryman on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frankie.

Up. Now.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

save situation

go frankie go

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go get him Warsh

before he blows up.

by Garcia on Apr 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well somebody has to get warm first...

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by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i swear

this board is the reason we lose games

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think CJ and Wash might have a little bit more to do with it than this board

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

take CJ out now please

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuk you CJ

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

send CJ's ass to OKC

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CJ You Suck

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

fraaaaaaaaaaaankiiiiiiiiiiie.

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh f me

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Un fucking real.

fuck CJ. Fuck him hard.

by Garcia on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This team hates CJ

Its seriously the only explanation I can think of. He never gets hit that hard, but bad things happen on the field when Ceej is on the mound.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh thankyou b-rob

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you welcome

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not meant to be a reply

although i do agree… everything goes wrong for the guy. oh well.

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummm

wash???

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What did he say this time?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gave Murphy a hard time for diving at Izturis' hit

rather than fielding it on a hop to hold the runners.

Nadel immediately pointed out that recording the out is infinitely more important than holding the runners in that situation…

by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just now figured that out?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

But if he’s going to broadcast baseball professionally, he needs to have a working knowledge of baic baseball strategy.

by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave Barnett reminds me of my Grandpa

Slow, senile, monotone and easily distracted.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go get frankie now please

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

he got Roberts out

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was luck

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why?

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because CJ getting Roberts out is luck

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im convinced

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cj

has had more than his fair share of bad luck

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

huge out

lets go FX2

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Save opportunity for Frankie...

or we could have left it with Holland for the save opportunity and potentially be done now

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was it smart to have CJ face Roberts?

I mean, I guess Frankie just needed those 2 additional warmup pitches.. but come on Wash.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey CJ got 1 of 4 hitters out

That’s a good appearance by his standards!

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

could have

easily had 3 of 4

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is CJ's fault..

His Tao-aura disrupted Andrus throw.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame his CJ-ness for causing all those around him to suck

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the thing about Holland

from what i can see, he doesn’t let an E bother him….CJ, notsomuch

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frank x 2

Let’s go.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Frankie

Save us from Wash’s stupidity.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ditto

I don’t know if Frank can avoid the stank that CJ left on the mound.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's Go!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

stupid A’s fans

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just for luck

I played this video just now.

Frankie’s music

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This whole CJ thing is strange

He does seem to have bad luck in the field, but I have to wonder, how much of it is self-fulfilling? Do the players not like him or trust him, so their focus is off? Or is it just bad luck?

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he has had some bad luck,

but i think he loses focus when the miscues happen.

by jcAustin on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad luck for now

We’ll see how long this lasts.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't even watch

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn..

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright, Frankie

Enough of this. Where’s Closer Carlin?

by Outworlder47 on Apr 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1 again

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why?

He’s managed it okay…

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Until he brought CJ in for the 9th

For the 4th time in 5 days.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he didn't

wilson had no business in this game having pitched four of the last five games.

Holland was doing just fine and had a four run lead. There was no reason for Wilson to be here and now you had to use both Wilson and Frankie for no damn good reason.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ain't no thing

2 more outs and a man on first. Markakis wants to ground into a double play. Just make it happen.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and its markakis/huff

my god..

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Carlin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this strike zone is bush league

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck this

ump

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DP to end it....NOW!!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 strikes...

lets go Frankie…

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thankyou very much frankie

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KK

is better

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bringin the Heat

Nice. 1 more out. Please no HR.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

96 MPH high cheese

That’s a good start. Now get Huff.

by Outworlder47 on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

huff in this situation is scary

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on frankie. one more

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAT

ONE MORE.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One more.

C’mon, Fuck Face.

by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Billy Ripken is in the game?

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by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frankie does not back down

Love how he challenges hitters

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I like that. The rest of this team needs lessons

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERY CUSS WORD I KNOW

FRANK COME ON

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ball game

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh.

That was fun.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sheesh

glad that’s over

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame!

Hello, win column!

by Outworlder47 on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank Jesus

Hello Win Column!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

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by Mizzou12 on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dicey

but a wins a win!

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by DSheppard on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

FRANK the Fuckiing TASNKS

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it should be...

TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I would've driven to Baltimore and run Wash over with if we had lost.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lewin dont' make that one run win thing

sound impressive. This game should never have been close.

by Hull Fan on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

phew

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHEW

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fun

unnecessary but fun

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BALLGAME!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BALLGAME!

A scary ending, but I’ll take it. One game out of .500

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously

what the hell is up with the umpiring this series?

Unreal. We are getting screwed up the ass by these guys

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's payback for us hurting one of the umps in Toronto

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kinda wonder if it has anything to do with Hank's bat clobbering the ump in Toronto

That doesn’t make much sense, but hey, neither do the umps.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Apr 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe West

a well-known douchebag.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

This is one stressful team to like

by JBImaknee on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

I do enjoy the win column.

by JBP on Apr 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Snatched victory from hands of CJ

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel bad for CJ right now

The guy just can’t catch a break and really shouldn’t have been put in today’s game now that I see how much he has pitched this past week.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i feel

the same, the dude is having everything fall in against him

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See

I was never worried. We had this thing in the bag.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holland with Nadel on Wigginton:

“I guess that’s his favorite spot right there.”

by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*Wigginton?

Fuck if I know how to spell his name.

by Snark on Apr 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CJ

please leave

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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