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Pinch-hitting for Pie
The O’s admit “all your left handers are belong to Holland.”
Ok, I know he is going to walk people
but it makes me sad when he does.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Leadoff walk
Was Mark Connor hiding in the dugout?
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
DFA
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Both the changeup and the last fastball are clearly strikes
according to gameday
It's a Saturday...
I think we can be a bit more free than a weekday afternoon game.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Is it just pictures we cant cuss in now?
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5879
Yeah...that bloody wanker!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Only 93 this inning...
where’d that 96 go?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
He was told he wasn't playing fair for the O's
The World Series Crisis - Ranger fans held hostage; Game 5879
That slider is deadly
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Much better.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Is Holland going to finish the game if he doesn't give up another run?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
So I have the Angels/M's game on TV...
Ortega pitching for the Angels… I know my office TV is kinda cheesy but Ortega looks like he has white spots around his mouth.
I'm sure that's what it really is
But my TV is pretty cheap… the white spots looks, umm, interesting…
Uh oh
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
BOOOOOO YOUNG
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
michael young sucks
why is he on this team. he does nothing good for us.
/sarcasam
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
!!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Don't talk bad bout Young. He's so clutch!!!
/josey
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
I like this
let’s see what he has in a jam he created for himself (with the help of FOTF)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
There's no need to fear
CJ will soon be here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's exactly what I fear
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Dutch v. Adam Jones
Nice future star battle right here
nice performance kid!
i love it
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
Well done!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
Wonderboy
Becoming Wonderman right before our very eyes.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
And he gets out of it...
Nice job Dutch
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I want to see some more runs scored
Lets make sure that Wash has no reason to put FX2 into this game. We already know he’s perfect.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Dutch is da bomb...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Guess so...
repost…

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Me too.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Same here but I'll check again just to make sure
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I only see the second one
One annoying thing about firefox is that it just shows nothing at all instead of a red X or some other “broken image” icon
Awesome
Dutch has pretty much erased any doubts I had that they might’ve brought him up too early.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
First time davis has not k'd or hit a hr
in a month…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Looking at the box score...
I think Holland’s been using mind bullets.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
HA!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's
“Steeeeriiike!!!”
“Steeeriiiike!!!”
STEEEEriiiike theerreeeee!!!!"
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Did Salty finally quit all the crap between pitches?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Dang...Salty just can't lay off of that pitch
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
Don't know if
I like Holland here.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
why?
he is a starter and is only at 31 pitches through 2
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
mlb.tv's tag line should be...
“Over 100 out of market games per week, unless you live in a heavily blacked out region like Iowa”
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
They're going too far the other way with the commercial cover-up thing now
Twice, they’ve left it on too long and I’ve missed 2/3 of an inning because of it… now they keep on showing us the wide shot of the field and going back to the commercial cover-up during the commercial breaks.
He's just setting up the double play
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmph
2 straight leadoff walks.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
We could use a dino
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
country joe is usually better than this
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I wonder if the Orioles always get favorable calls like this
What the f, again
MLB can’t have 2 failing teams in balt/dc?
I was thinking the same thing...
on both of the obvious strikes, the web of his glove went outside rather than keeping the web up (if that makes any sense). It may be leading the up to believe the pitch is outside.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
c'mon joe. i know hes a rook but...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Holland has gotten 2 outs after the leadoff walk...
1 more Dutch.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
there's been some seriously bad umpiring lately
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
True, but
in West’s case there is a long history.
by Brett Perryman on Apr 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Very nice.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
nothing wrong with that appearence
can’t be perfect every time out, good job dutch.
the preceding post was a great success.
And he wiggles out of it again...
Man crush developing
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Just developing?
Where have you been?
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
I try to not develop crushes on the minor leaguers...
too heart breaking. Learned my lesson back with Ruben Mateo.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Holland looking good
He could be ready for the rotation, but I give him a few more weeks in the pen
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
I kind of like having someone in the bullpen
who doesn’t come in, walk three straight guys, give up a double, a bloop single, and then a home run.
While the rotation still has capable arms
Holland should stay in the bullpen and help protect some leads.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Feldman and Holland...
tandem starters?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Considering Feldman's history of melting down after about the 5th
That might be a really good idea. Give the rest of the bullpen a day off every 5 days too.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Texas vs. Baltimore
You got to have the wacky save
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Why not?
It’d be more than 3 innings of work to close out a game.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Doesn't matter...
It can be 30-3 and if you pitch 3+ innings to close out the game you get the save.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I honestly did not know that...
weird.
I remember the Littleton save, but yeah.. never connected it.
At least even Lewin realized it's awfulness
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I got the reference
Used to watch the Fat Albert cartoon on Saturday mornings when I was a kid. Still, WTF?
what sucks is he did the hey hey hey wrong
HEY HEY HEY (emphasis equal on every hey)
he did hey HEY hey – which I think is from something else (What’s Happening? Martin?)
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Yes he did
And I love it. Its just so bad, its awesome.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Hey, hey, hey. Its Matt Albers
In the Fat Albert voice.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
What inky posted above
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
kins night a little dissappointing after the first couple innings heh
but ill take it
the preceding post was a great success.
heh.
He goes 2-5 with 2 HR’s and you’re disappointed…..Ian will do that to you.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
He just raised our expectations too high and too quickly.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
well i wanted another 6 for 6, this time with 3 HRs.
obviously objectively its a great night, it just had promise of being another historic one early.
the preceding post was a great success.
Oh no, its a fantasy baseball reference! Look away
Taking Inge in the last round in most of my leagues has really paid off
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I think he's pretty good
Plus I love that I can play a slugging 3B at the C spot.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Hes a .238 career hitter with a sub 700 ops the last 2 years.
This is just a good month.. hes not suddenly a great hitter.
However I had forgotten that he caught so much last year, getting every day playing time while catcher on your fantasy team yeah i guess he should be decent even from here out. but as a real life 3b hitting wise..
the preceding post was a great success.
Just in case they're tired of winning this game?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
he better not come into this game
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
c'mon Murph!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
ouch MY
ugly
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
Putting in the call.....for Murph to get a hit
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I'm going to give it to him: 0-26 after his next 4 PAs.
I’m going to the game tomorrow afternoon, and perversely hoping to see it happen.
oh no
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
CJ
goes 1 2 3
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
Dang you Wash...
really CJ? C’mon?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
OT: What's with the damn ESPN top performers?
They have Cano on top with 6/11, 4 dingers, 10 RBIs and then Lowell with 4/20, 2 homers and 12 RBI’s.
Fuckin’ East Coast bias.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Murphy...
is actually having good atbats, he’s only struck out six times compared to six walks… He’s gonna come around soon
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
He'll go 1-2-3...
his ego though will allow a hit.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
If Wash doesn't trust CJ
Why the fuck do you bring him in? He’s pitching for the 4th time in 5 days…
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Because he wants him to have a clean inning
so he has his confidence restored, and the best time to do that is with a 4-run lead in the 9th
That's fine
I don’t mind taking Holland out after 3 innings – it’s not that he doesn’t trust him, but to not rush him too much.
I was joking
I think its stupid to say that he is being rushed if he throws more than 48 pitches.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
That would make sense if he needed work
But he doesn’t. I just don’t see any reason to bring CJ in considering how much he’s pitched of late.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
I never said that it was a good idea
I said that Wash brought him in here because he doesn’t trust CJ
Gotcha.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
great
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
that's okay
don’t worry about that runner
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
uh oh
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
-1 for mental image
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Why can't Elvis make a throw to first?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yeah
Well, hopefully Fx2 would come in before that.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Yeah that was
a much eaiser play than the one he couldn’t get the other day.
by Brett Perryman on Apr 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well somebody has to get warm first...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I think CJ and Wash might have a little bit more to do with it than this board
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
take CJ out now please
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
fuk you CJ
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
send CJ's ass to OKC
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
CJ You Suck
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
oh f me
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
This team hates CJ
Its seriously the only explanation I can think of. He never gets hit that hard, but bad things happen on the field when Ceej is on the mound.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
not meant to be a reply
although i do agree… everything goes wrong for the guy. oh well.
the preceding post was a great success.
ummm
wash???
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
Gave Murphy a hard time for diving at Izturis' hit
rather than fielding it on a hop to hold the runners.
Nadel immediately pointed out that recording the out is infinitely more important than holding the runners in that situation…
You just now figured that out?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.
But if he’s going to broadcast baseball professionally, he needs to have a working knowledge of baic baseball strategy.
Dave Barnett reminds me of my Grandpa
Slow, senile, monotone and easily distracted.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
go get frankie now please
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
wow
he got Roberts out
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
that was luck
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
because CJ getting Roberts out is luck
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
Cj
has had more than his fair share of bad luck
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
huge out
lets go FX2
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
Save opportunity for Frankie...
or we could have left it with Holland for the save opportunity and potentially be done now
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Was it smart to have CJ face Roberts?
I mean, I guess Frankie just needed those 2 additional warmup pitches.. but come on Wash.
Hey CJ got 1 of 4 hitters out
That’s a good appearance by his standards!
could have
easily had 3 of 4
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I blame his CJ-ness for causing all those around him to suck
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
the thing about Holland
from what i can see, he doesn’t let an E bother him….CJ, notsomuch
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
Cmon Frankie
Save us from Wash’s stupidity.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Let's Go!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Just for luck
I played this video just now.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
This whole CJ thing is strange
He does seem to have bad luck in the field, but I have to wonder, how much of it is self-fulfilling? Do the players not like him or trust him, so their focus is off? Or is it just bad luck?
Bad luck for now
We’ll see how long this lasts.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I can't even watch
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
+1 again
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Until he brought CJ in for the 9th
For the 4th time in 5 days.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
no he didn't
wilson had no business in this game having pitched four of the last five games.
Holland was doing just fine and had a four run lead. There was no reason for Wilson to be here and now you had to use both Wilson and Frankie for no damn good reason.
damnit
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Ain't no thing
2 more outs and a man on first. Markakis wants to ground into a double play. Just make it happen.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Carlin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
this strike zone is bush league
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
fuck this
ump
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
DP to end it....NOW!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
KK
is better
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Bringin the Heat
Nice. 1 more out. Please no HR.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAT
ONE MORE.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Billy Ripken is in the game?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
nice...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Frankie does not back down
Love how he challenges hitters
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Jones must've given him a resteraunt tip before the game
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
EVERY CUSS WORD I KNOW
FRANK COME ON
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
sheesh
glad that’s over
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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Thank Jesus
Hello Win Column!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
YES
FRANK the Fuckiing TASNKS
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Maybe it should be...
TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That's what I would've driven to Baltimore and run Wash over with if we had lost.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
WHEW
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
BALLGAME!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
BALLGAME!
A scary ending, but I’ll take it. One game out of .500
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
seriously
what the hell is up with the umpiring this series?
Unreal. We are getting screwed up the ass by these guys
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
It's payback for us hurting one of the umps in Toronto
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I kinda wonder if it has anything to do with Hank's bat clobbering the ump in Toronto
That doesn’t make much sense, but hey, neither do the umps.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Snatched victory from hands of CJ
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
I feel bad for CJ right now
The guy just can’t catch a break and really shouldn’t have been put in today’s game now that I see how much he has pitched this past week.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
i feel
the same, the dude is having everything fall in against him
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
CJ
please leave
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...


























