Game 19 game day thread
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 27, 2009 5:00 PM CDT
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It's go time.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Lineup
2B Ian Kinsler,
3B Michael Young
CF Josh Hamilton
DH Hank Blalock
RF Marlon Byrd
LF David Murphy
1B Chris Davis
C Taylor Teagarden
SS Omar Vizquel
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Why not put Byrd ahead of Hank?
Grrr….
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Byrd and Murphy in the same lineup
and no Cruz?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Guess Nellie needed a day off...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
where's Jones?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Teagarden's first game with Harrison this year
Lets see if this works out better.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Man some of the thunder this morning was downright frightening
by oc on Apr 27, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
No Kidding.
I was coming down George Bush this morning, towards 114 and exited Royal. As soon as I turned on Royal a huge flash of lightning struck behind me and reflected off the AAA building. I thought I was blinded for life, it was pretty scary.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
True that...
I was woken up by it a couple minutes before my alarm at 7:15 by some thunder that rumbled for 30-60 seconds, enough to set off car alarms.
I have a friend that lives in the condos that were struck by lightning outside of downtown Fort Worth this morning.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Really?
Did it eff them up, or him?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
He was at work with me...
Apparently the apartment upstairs and one over though was pretty obliterated to the point of being unlivable. About 40 units residents are temporarily displaced due to the water from the sprinklers and foam by the firemen used to put out the fire. He said the condos it’s kind of a black watery foam just running down the concrete hallways from the units when he went home at lunch to check it all out.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
gawd that would suck.
I’m sure all of his shit is ruined, too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
He said he was pretty lucky, not really any water got into his apt/condo...
and sprinklers thankfully didn’t go off in his, but I"m sure a lot of people’s stuff is ruined.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Lucky him!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
the ones that caught fire on the east side?
ouch
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
It was awesom
one of the coolest sunrises i’ve ever seen with all the lightening, although, I thought it was the apocalypse and i’d never see the Rangers win the world series
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
It can only be the apocalypse
when the Rangers are in the bottom of the 9th trying to close out the game 4 when they have a 3-0 series lead.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Hamilton a late scratch
Rangers lineup
Ian Kinsler, 2b
David Murphy, rf
Michael Young, 3b
Andruw Jones, lf
Hank Blalock, dh
Marlon Byrd, cf
Chris Davis, 1b
Taylor Teagarden, c
Omar Vizquel, ss
http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Well damn,
I got mine from InsideCorner.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
my wish came true with Jones.
but i didn’t mean for Hamilton to leave
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Over/Under on Harrison's ER?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
O/U is 11
guy throwing for BAL isn’t exactly what i would call “good”
4 games
22 innings
13 ER
10/12 walks to Ks
long night?
by sam in so cal on Apr 27, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
guthrie can be good
just hasn’t been this year.
I just have a bad feeling that this’ll be the night he puts it together.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
harrison can be good
except for the fact that he sucks
i have a really bad feeling that he will continue this pattern of behavior tonight
by sam in so cal on Apr 27, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I get the same feeling sam in so cal
He hasn’t pitched well at all this year so there’s nothing to build off and I don’t know why we should expect anything different tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Ha
the Rangers rank 29th in ERA…guess who is last…..the MF’ing Yankees. Awesome.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
the yankees' wang is south of inifinity?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Double click on ‘Get Open feat. Sadat X – G.E.T.O.P.E.N.’ to hear a sample
by oc on Apr 27, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Tex is 12th in the AL in runs/gm
NYY 6.78
BAL 6.74
TEX 6.39
CLE 5.89
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Much rather see A Jones batting cleanup
Watching Blalock uppercut every swing is still driving me crazy.
At least Kinsler makes contact.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Prediction
Murph goes yard again, Harrison goes 5 and gives up 3. Josh mentions twitter in the first inning. Wash will be ejected for arguing balls and strikes from yesterday, after seeing the game for the first time on tape. Hamilton will pinch hit in the 8th and ground out swing at the first pitch he sees. Rangers 7 Bal O’s 5.
That's why they call them business sox
TAG mentions the BBQ across the street one last time.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Eff Balmer.
Rangers FTW!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Murphy will do well indeed tonight
but Harrison is going to suck it because these aren’t the Oakland A’s.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
He did pretty well against the Rays and Yankees last year too.
His game score against the Rays was something like 83.
Don't remember him having a good game v the NY Yanks (may have happened)
but I know his debut v. LAA was really good as well.
Props for usage of Bill James Game Scores – excellent way to evaluate a pitcher’s outing.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
^^^Huh?^^^
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
He thinks that Harrison can't even have a decent game
if he isn’t facing the 2008, second half Oakland A’s.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Our 40 homers to the A's 8 and we have a 1 game lead over them?
How is that even possible? Oh that’s right, I forgot about the bullpen.
Two in Detroit?
One in Baltimore?
One in Toronto?
One against the Royals
by oc on Apr 27, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
One in Detroit.
One at home against Baltimore.
One in Toronto
And one in Baltimore
by oc on Apr 27, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Even with those four wins back we're still a pretty crumby club
by oc on Apr 27, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm interested in seeing the A's this week
but I wonder how many games they get to play.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Wash comment on Cruz's day off
OF Nelson Cruz will not start for the first time this year. Washington said he’s seen some signs of fatigue from Cruz over the past few days. Asked if that fatigue was physical or mental, Washington said: "Something physical can led to something mental. A day off can do him a lot of justice."
Huh??
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
I can read his stuff all day
I’ve never seen such a stuper of comments since G.W.
by lost in space on Apr 27, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
This was one of those teams I looked at..
…before the season and thought we should be able to beat handily. I need to get new, non-rose colored glasses.
That's why they call them business sox
Ten Million had a daughter,
he named her Dezillion…look it up.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Our "really easy" April is about to be ending
This ship could be heading south real quick boys and girls. Everyone get your life preservers ready.
Your 9th post,
quit profound…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Lol, really?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Looking at how our opponents have played in the first month
It has been far from an easy schedule. Next month looks pretty promising with 9 games against Oakland and LAA and a couple of series against the Astros and Yanks. Seattle also will be coming back down to earth by that time (they already are).
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
if there ever was a giveup lineup
we’re seeing it. im not sure what im more annoyed at cruz sitting or jarrod getting the day off
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Salty not playing
is expected. He’s been starting every single game and was due for a day off.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
but he's finally starting to break out
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by studcrackers on Apr 27, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
He's broken out
A day off for a catcher isn’t a big deal. Its when he is only playing every other game (or 2 games) that it becomes a problem
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
well here's to hoping
teagarden can put one into play today
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by studcrackers on Apr 27, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Cruz was getting tired, bat speed slowing down.
Josh was in the lineup originally, but was scratched because he is still hurting. Elvis needs a day off also, given that the Rangers are in the middle of a 20 STRAIGHT GAME STRETCH.
Arrggh…find out the why before you go off, please.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
OT: Houston metro area under a tornado warning
by Joey Matschulat on Apr 27, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions
*quizzical face*
what a conundrum.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Woah woah woah...
we can’t be the Angels and over-saturate the market with tacos. They can only be used late.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I like this
great ABs
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
makin' the pitcher work
I’m liking this already
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
anybody else on the game tracker with
Feliz
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
he's had like a 15 pitch AB with Kila Kloiheu
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
despite his lack of hits
he’s worked the count probably better then anybody this year
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Apr 27, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
true,
but i’ll take those ABs at the begining of the game with their Ace on the mound
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
This has to be one of the most productive 1st innings the Rangers have had
without getting a baserunner
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
well, no longer
but i agree with the thought
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
OMG! Jones didn't get to a ball for once
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That's twice, remember?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
seriously
i thought he was gonna get that, he’s got rediculous defensive skills
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
ESPN.com...
go there.
Then, press up up down down left right left right B A and then enter
It’s for those who still believe.
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 27, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
***fizzle***
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I see pink things...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Of course Outpost just threw up an alert...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
wtf
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by studcrackers on Apr 27, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes...
each time you press enter, a rainbow is born.
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 27, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
unlocks god mode
now I can make them cover the Rangers
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Feliz finally walk Kalou... frickin long AB
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I like this
inning
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Guthrie has to be pissed
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
i love it, i just hope we actually do something to thier bullpen tonight
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
fine, he battled up there, just missed a slider
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Effin Blalock...
Of course let’s swing at first pitch.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
dude needs to watch the guys in front of him
seriously, that was dumb
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
9 pitchers/batter
Hank comes up and swings at the first pitch
sheesh
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
That might have been an attempted hit and run
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
if that's the case
Wash is nuts… you have a battling pitcher, you make him throw the ball… especially with two outs, you don’t want Blalock, of all people, swinging at the first pitch…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
They are gonna run out of baseballs very soon
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
who didnt see that coming
with hank swings at the 1st pitch?
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I agree * 10000000000000
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
OH NO, THIS BASTARD'S TRYING TO TALK ABOUT FANTAY BASEBALL!!!
Would you guys do Brian Roberts and Jimmy Rollins for Ian Kinsler in an 10 team keeper league (we keep 10)?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
shit
thats a tough one, but id probably just keep Kins if you got a 10 man limit
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Gameday shows them on the edge of the zone
They should have been called strikes if Hank didn’t swing at them.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
seriously
that pisses me off almost as much as him swinging at two straight borderline pitches after all that happened b4 him
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Blalock...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
nice
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Duran kinda effed him over
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Seriously....
Is Harrison trying to look older and less babyfaced with the old west mustache and beard?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
WTF
this ump is gonna squeeze us
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Harrison looks like someone now that he has that crappy little goatee thing going
But I can’t figure out who…
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
It's called the Douche Beard
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Was that pitch 95!?
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
How the heck is TV ahead of radio?
That doesn’t happen very often.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Maybe we aren't on a 5 second delay...
Come on someone, piss Grieve off so he can rant and curse.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
LOL, better have your TIVO going.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
0 ERs.. heh
the dude is havig a tough time
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I am so glad the Mariners traded him
At least we only have to face him a few times a year.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Face Fail
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Harrison last start before Holland takes over
by death of the cool on Apr 27, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions
I highly doubt that
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
"DORN!"
first thing I thought of when I saw the replay of the infield single
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I believe photos of DP probably fits into NSFW
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
yea, im ok with this
guy still on first
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
damn
OMAR
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
solid play
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Matt Harrison sucks
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
I may only watch a few inngs of this bullshit
by death of the cool on Apr 27, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
We don't care.
Just stop commenting…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Harrison's pitch count is still about half of Guthrie's
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
stop with this
0-2 to 3-2 shit
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Well
Gameday is justing saying “in play, run(s)”
But the pitch appears to have been a waist-high fastball over the middle of the plate. In which case, anything short of a homer is a moral victory.
Well then consider it a moral victory
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
It "eventually" updated for me
Whenever it’s as complicated as an 8-6-1-5 putout at 3B, it takes a while for them to type that all out.
if you sigh all the time
it’ll be like normal breathing, you won’t even notice
I sighed the entire last inning
now I’m dizzy. I don’t like this
That's why they call them business sox
Harrison needs to be in the minors
but don’t give up on him.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
OT
NBA first round series take waaaaaaaay too long.
Either eliminate the 2nd offday when they travel or make it 5 games please.
the preceding post was a great success.
it needs to
go back to 5 games, but everythings about money so we cant allow that to happen
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Apr 27, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Its really dumb the length of the NBA playoffs. I go from zero interest to just a tiny bit of interest once the playoffs start, but then 3 weeks later, I’m bored of the first round and stop paying attention for good.
I know how we can get those kids to stop waving behind the plate...
send Knoxie down there.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
alot like the one last night
just got unde it
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Whenever we really work a pitcher in an inning...
we always negate it the next inning by recording 3 outs on 8 or 9 pitches.
yes
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
Taylor got a hit?!
WTF
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Yay, another walk!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
jackass ump
missed the 2-1 pitch
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
yes he did
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
eff this crap
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
oh shit
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Oliver Perez
Currently rocking a higher ERA than Matt Harrison.
Supposedly might be banished to the pen.
You knew he was doomed
when even Ed turned his back on him this offseason.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
Yay, 1st & 3rd, nobody out!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
2nd and 3rd
but one out… thank god zaun didnt get a hit
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
usual rangers...
win the first 2 games of the series and get up 4 in the 5th inning of the 3rd game….and we will most likely split the four games.
by death of the cool on Apr 27, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions
it looks like we'll get to see
Mendoza today.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
likely
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
So
Matt Harrison sucks again? How simply shocking.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
shit
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Gameday photo of Robert Andino
Flat bill on his hat and he wears it such that you can see the sticker is still on the bottom of the bill.
I hate that.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Terrible Fucking pitch
He chases two change ups, so lets throw something else
That's why they call them business sox
He has to get his breaking pitches down
seriously, thats just killing him
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
He should
throw his change up more, its his best pitch
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Anderson & Cahill=0 wins.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The Rangers need to scar their development tomorrow and Wednesday
Those guys need to have nightmares for years about their first starts in the RBiA
This right here
Get them used to it.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
thats what they get
for thinking two 21 yr old kids are gonna save them this year
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Yu could almost say the same thing about
the Rangers, especially after Failez sucked today.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Cahill hasa tRA+ of just 38
Anderson’s got a 113 though.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Which leads me to some disheartening fun facts:
Brandon McCarthy’s tRA+ is 37, one lower than Cahill’s.
Matt Harrison? tRA+ of zero. Seriously. ZERO.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Earlier this year, I was talking to my girlfriend about how much I liked Harrison.
Not that I thought he’d be great, but I thought he was ready to be at least a solid 5th or even 4th guy.
And she responded a few minutes later with “you probably shouldn’t look at CHONE. . . or PECOTA.”
I just ignored her.
:(
Yeah
I predicted a weak season for him all offseason do to his poor peripherals from last year, but then I allowed myself to buy into the Harrison hype over spring training. Should’ve known better.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
*due
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
How the fuck does that even happen?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I didn't know that was even possible.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Wait, really?
I ws under the impression Cahill was doing great and Anderson was struggling.
I’m not sure if that’s changed or if I just had it backwards.
Are we playing not to win this damn game?
Just got home from work and looked at the lineup. What the hell as if we aren’t behind the 8 ball with Harrison pitching as it is Wash is playing everyone on the bench. Wash needs to be fired.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
lets see
Hamilton hurt, Cruz sucked balls last night, needed a rest
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Question
Who is sitting today that you think should be starting?
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 27, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I might want to see Andrus in this game instead of Vizquel
With 3 regular starters on the bench already, but not sure that there is that much of a difference.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
20 games straight.
Can’t argue too much.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I think
Cruz, Andrus and Salty need to be in there tonight. I understand Hamilton. But they have a chance to win this series. It would suck balls to lose tonight and get a split after being up 2-0.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
We are about to play a divisional opponent and are in the midst of 20 straight games
This is a perfect night to get them a night off. Id rather have all my regulars against AL West opponents than any other division. Those games mean more
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I don't see why Salty is going to have to play instead of Teagarden
Salty is going to sit every 4 games or so.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 27, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Anderson and Cahill still getting experience
while one of ours is riding the pine and the other will never be a legitimate starter.
Who are you talking about that is riding the pine?
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 27, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
True
but he could be pitching in AAA every 5th day. I’ve seen him pitch twice since being called up 12 days ago.
by lost in space on Apr 27, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
is it better for him
to pitch every five days in AAA or every 3-4 in the MLs for a couple months?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
For some reason I thought it was few days more than that.
Either way, I suppose they know what they are doing
by lost in space on Apr 27, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
he was called up 8 days ago
but he hadn’t pitched in a few days when I was brought up… that may have been what you were thinking..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
strike fucking tree
WTF UMP
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Guh
Just listening to the game at work. Harrison sounds. Not good.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Please, God.
For once, let our team make a good decision.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 27, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Giving up
on your plan because matt Harrison sucks would not be a good decision, especially since you have a ready-made replacement in Feldman on hand.
In fact, it’d be fucking retarded.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Ok, i give up
im finally off the harrison bandwagon.
hopefully he can figure out an out pitch in AAA.
the preceding post was a great success.
Well, I'm glad it's after midnight.
Screw this, I’m going to bed. Hopefully I’ll wake up to a better score.
bandwagon
I am looking for my stop to get off the Harrison bandwagon.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
I'd rather see Benson start
than Harrison start again in the majors.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
Matt Harrison
Steaming pile of Crap or Maggot infested pile of Vomit?
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
Mmm, now I'm hungry!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Fucking Murphy!
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Does it really matter if he caught it or not?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Yes actually it does
Murphy of all players doesn’t need his mind wandering while playing the OF. Fundamentals is what it is.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Okay, even though I am near the drivers seat of the Harrison bandwagon
I hope the following exchange happens after tonight’s game at BWI:
Asst. to the Traveling Secretary: Okay guys, here are your plane tickets. Gate #28 for most of you
Harrison: My ticket says gate #41 and I’m going to Oklahoma?
Asst. to the Traveling Secretary: Yep.
Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 27, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
continued
Asst. to the Traveling Secretary: The MLB plane will be flown by Sully Sullenberger. Your plane will be flown by his mentally handicapped younger brother “Doodie.”
I feel sorry for the dude
we were duped into thinking he was ready last year. I like his stuff and think he could figure it out, but he’s killing us trying to do it at the big league level
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
me too
when he flashes that change and a solid 92-93 MPH FB, you know he’s got solid stuff for a lefty
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
thank god thats over
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Well
at least thats gonna come down somewhere near OKC
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Am I stupid to think that Harrison
needs to feature his changeup more? Use his fastball to keep batters off balance like Moyer or someone like that. Is that dumb? Serious question.
He needs an outpitch.
Rather that’s a his changeup or curve, he needs one.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Couldn't hurt much
What he’s doing now is getting ahead of hitters and letting them foul off pitches until they get a ball.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I totally agree
his Changeup is a swing and miss pitch. He’dbe much better served using that with his FB more than his breaking pitches
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Don't stay on the Harrison Wagon too long...
or this will happen!
by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
LMFAO!
Rec’d.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
LOL
Grieve making fun of Wiggington, I love it
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
that was awesome
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
that was humorous...
thanks Wiggy
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I'm switching to the Baltimore radio feed
May as well since I’m finding out what happened based on the crowd reaction.
This is one of those games we're going to lose 8-2
And they won’t even be a fun 2 that we score. A single, missed pickoff throw, and sac fly.
Emilio Bonifacio
.270/.308/.351
I wonder if MLB’s player “experts” would like a do-over in declaring him Florida’s next big star after like four games this spring.
They probably think he's still doing well because he's hitting .270.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
haha
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
well, Young just missed that pitch
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Chipolte for dinner?
I’ll head out when Harrison sucks again…
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
So, next half inning then?
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
actually,
i like this throw first pitch strike harrison
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Okay
When I was a kid, people would talk about how Elizabeth Taylor was one of the most beautiful women in the world, and I just didn’t get it, because I never saw her back in the day, and just saw her in her late-70s/early-80s state.
Today’s young people must be having the same confusion in regards to Kathleen Turner.
Who's Kathleen Turner?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Haha, I have to deal with "Sonicwall" now.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'm not even clicking on the link
Because I know that picture. Her brother was a psychology professor at my school. Ex girlfriend used to answer the phone when she’d call. Got to hear that husky voice.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
far cry from Body Heat
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Anybody else somewhat excited by Golson
so far this year he’s got a .892 OPS… He’s got a 1:3 BB/K ratio which is better than last year, but he’s still K’ing too much
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Yes, I am. In fact, I've got a ball autographed by him and his rookie card.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
his rookie card autographed your ball
that’s something I’d like to see…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
...I fail at language
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think
Derek Holland masqueraded out there as Harrison
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Where's the rally Taco?
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
no need to waste its power on this shit
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
according to gameday
Harrison just finished off Scott with a 95 mph fastball. not too many lefties in the game who can do that. this kid just needs to learn how to pitch…in AAA.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
I agree,
he’s got a good fastball and good solid Change up… His breaking pitch, and his attempt at the cutter, are killing him. Also his command aint that good
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Seriously, Hank
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
generous strike zone
for guthrie. these umps suck.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
That's one way of putting it
I think of it as pure crap
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I never knew that existed either.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
first time seeing that for me
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
same here
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
We need to start cussing more in the re: lines
Offend the shit out of peope.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Imagine what that thing'll look like when we play the M's.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Never thought I'd be on a boat
I’m on a boat and,
it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit,
that was a sick play by Markakis
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Wooo Hank
Also: Barnett you stupid fuck GET EXCITED!
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
I really liked Victor on the radio.
Barnett sucks.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
me 2
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'm Eric Nadel and here's Steve Barnett"
Those words immediately turn my radio off…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Steve Barnett would probably be an improvement
I don’t know who he is, but anyone is better than Dave.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
SEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!
Barnett must go….
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I lobbied for Busby
but nobody listened to me… now everyone wants Busby.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Busby is kinda fun to make fun of
With all his cliches and “fisting” references.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
you shut your mouth
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Good AB again
we need a run out of this inning
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
byrd has been as good vs the o's
as kinsler has been
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
career wise
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
woo byrdman
nice. now a nice Davis HR and we are back in this.
the preceding post was a great success.
WOOO BYRDMAN
We’re on the board!
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
HOLY SHIT!!!!
We just scored on something other than a homerun.
Add a sliver to the Pie Chart.
She say she are the manager.
ha...
did anybody else hear that Elias stat that we set a record for HRs hit + HRs Allowed in thefirst 18 games? something like 69 HRs
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Byrd
is a good, good baseball player
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
yea
he is quite a player, both on offense + defense
and hes solid on defense
i hope we get something good for him in the offseason — and i would have no prblem keeping him :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I think a Type A
FA is not out of the question, am I wrong in thinking this?
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I don't even bother trying to guess. Elias's definitions are just so absurd.
They need to, like, hand over the free agent determinations to a trimunative of Baseball Prospectus, FanGraphs and Baseball Projection.
So's he good at offense and defense
But only solid on defense?
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
haha
meant solid on defense at 3 positions
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Im Feeling a
Beasticon!!
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Wow, just took a break from studying to check the score...
Harrison is not doing so well I take it? I really hope Benson takes his spot after this
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
6 hits, 4 runs 1 BB and 1 K so far
Business as usual.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
I'd take a midget in a leotard right now
over Harrison’s performances.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Just say Holland
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That made me laugh.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Wow,
Chris actually layed off a pitch with two strikes
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
good pitch by Guthrie
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
if anyone has seen camden yards
or if you see when they show a view from behind home plate
davis hit a HR 3/4ths of the way up the batters eye in batting practice on sat…above the ivy
was a flat out BOMB
then the HR he hit the other day almost one hopped onto the warehouse
BEAUTIFUL ballpark
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Camden and Jacobs Field
are my favorite parks
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
i love camden
not above TBiA (spent too much time there as a kid) but its RIGHT behidn it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I love TBiA, and i think all three of those parks were built around the same time
in the same style… I think if TBiA had been built in Downtown with an open outfield like Camden, Id like it more, but Camden, as is, is better in my mind
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
basically in the middle of the big batters eye
3/4ths of the way up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
One of my favorite parks in the majors too.
After the RBiA it might be second. Then Citizens Bank in Philly, the GABP in Cincy. I love a good bandbox.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
I wasn't all that impressed with Citizens Bank
Aside from the fact that it was new and shiny when I was there, it was just kind of meh.
Well, I can only judge by what I've seen on TV
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
That's not exactly in my budget
So STFU.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
I just heard what sounded like
a bitchslap. Can anyone confirm?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
uuuuuuuuuuuuniiiiiittttty
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean I guess you could have a 'favorite ballpark', but how much of a fave can it be if you've never visited it?
by oc on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess you would differentiate between "favorite to look at on TV" and "favorite to go to."
I just assume LSJ was speaking on the former.
86 pitches for guthrie
nice, get him out after the 5th probably
the preceding post was a great success.
which is good
sherrill wont pitch tonight (doesnt pitch on back to back nights) which means ray would be the “closer”
and baez was burned last nite
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh fuck that shit
thats rediculous
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Taylor Teagarden sucks.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Guthrie
it seems like he is a pretty good comp for McCarthy. Is that accurate?
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Guthrie has got a better fastball
and throws more strikes down in the zone. McCarthy should aspire to be Guthrie
That's why they call them business sox
possible,
but i think Guthrie has a little bit better fastball
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Nope, he needs
at least 3 days of rest to be safe
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
So, I pulled up gameday to see where the Teagarden strike 3 was
And it says “premium” after “love to face” and hates to face". What the F does that mean?
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
you have to pay for gameday premium to see that now
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
You're kidding.
They’re charging for freaking gameday now? Wow.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Wait till next year.
They’ll probably be charging for “pitch f/x”.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
It means MLB wants you to pay $20/yr to use it
Gives you a batter/pitcher profile…avg spd on fastball…out pitch…..what pitch batter likes/hates to face….didn’t work worth shit….you can get the same info on ESPN Gametracker
seriously
what happened
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
harrison sure gets to 2 outs quickly
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
what is FSSW showing for harrison's speed
just showed the first pitch of the AB at 94
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Randy Johnson
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Hmmm...
looked like one of our AAA or AA guys
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Harrison
has thrown 16 less pitches than Guthrie at this point. Weird.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
agreed
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
anyone know what channel MLB Network is on comcast
for some reason i cant find it now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Kins looks
frustrated with the bat
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
This game turned me off so much I went and cleaned for a while.
For Realz!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I like this Matchup
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Guthrie is
the exact pitcher MY crushes
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
We have a ballgame
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
MY really took the third baseman role to heart
getting that power going
the preceding post was a great success.
...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Jeez, hahaha!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Oh, MY!!!
Now that turned me on!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The Way guthrie pitches
is the exact kinda of stuff MY crushes
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
yea, we're getting screwed
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
6 HR in 75 AB
…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I think
we’re gonna see a 20+ HR season
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
its all because his fingers arent hurt
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
/sarcasm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Mordecai Brown
disagrees
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
he said less
not more
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
If he had 10 fingers
He might have been superman, instead, he had to settle for being a baseball player
I really think
he bulked up, playing 3b is gonna let him do that
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I won't rule out PEDs at all.
But, shortstops moving to third do tend to bulk up a little to get some power. So I’m not really surprised if it’s more than just looks.
finally
im not the only one who things its a possibility
after the newberg report about how he added distance, had a ton more speed off his bat (MOST ON THE TEAM! ….) etc
and now how many hr in 75 AB? = someone should question
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I really
think this is what the deal is
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Michael Young and Josh Hamilton have swapped talent sets.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Harrison
seriously has gotten really pissed off
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
9 in a row?!?!?!
Somebody musta showed him the bus tickets!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Michael Young: All star 3b?
longoria is the only one who comes to mind as a lock with a-rod out.
the preceding post was a great success.
Good point.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
why is arod out?
i thought he was supposed to be back waaaaaaay before the ASB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I just meant out right now
He could definitely still make it, but normally it would be a 100% lock which I dont think it is now.
the preceding post was a great success.
Beltre, but he's sucking i think
but if MY can keep this up, the players will vote him in cuz they all respect him
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Different crew today?
Seems weird one crew would do the first part of a series and another crew one final game of it. o_O
4 game series screws it all up maybe?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No, same crew.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Matt Harrison has retired 11 in a row all of a sudden
Nice.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Sure is amazing what happens
when you throw strikes and don’t nibble. His tempo looks faster, too… a lot like Buehrle. This is what he needs to be doing all the time.
by Stephen Rushin on Apr 27, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
yea id love to see him work like buehrle
LOVE it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
he will get another inning
right?
…right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Because
RW’s problem has always been pulling a starter out too early.
Another generic poster. Horray
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
did someonw hit Harrison on the head
after the second inning? Ala Fred Flinstone.
That's why they call them business sox
wtf has gotten into harrison?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
He got ANGRY.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
harrison smash?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
how many lefthanded SP throw in the mid 90s in our division?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
...not on our team haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
guthrie is out!
yay
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Matt Harrison
not wanting that bus ticket to OKC.
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This fucking turned around a bit
(just check to see if cuss words show up at the other site).
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
I am so tired of these singles in baltimore
salty two times, hank.. couple others
the preceding post was a great success.
markakis plays the wall VERY well though
really well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like Fenway, only reversed.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Wow.
What a throw from Markakis. That was awesome.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
THere is no fucking way Blalock hustled.
Markakis played that well, but Hank HAS to be at second. I could have done that and I doubt I’m much faster than Hank.
markaksis markakis played the hell out of it
perfect throw as well
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
well he probably sorianio'ed it lol
it is blalock
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yah, I'm thinking he probably waited to see where the ball ended up (glove/stands).
Instead of just busting his ass the minute he hit it.
Bret Boone did that a lot, btw.
bat flip boon
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I was at a game in Seattle when I was like 17.
Boone hit a shot to the centerfield wall, did his douchey little bat flip and slowly walked to first with his arrogant face (fortunately I couldn’t see his nasty bleached tips). . .
. . . and Coco Crisp caught it at the wall right in front of me.
I tell you it was GLORIOUS!
Hank has cement shoes.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Hank's just kind of slow.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
You've seen Kenji Johjima "run", right?
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
wow
the MASN guys just said “watching the blalock swing was like watching the natural”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
They obviously don't watch a lot of Ranger games.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
that was a good pitch
by the pitcher, really got in on byrd quick
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MASN question
“who is the best cut off man you have seen and why?”
is that a “question” for the booth? …really?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Roberto Alomar was pretty good at cutting stuff off
by oc on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
HA
that was who they said
almoar, izturis and cal ripken jr were their answers
…really? all Orioles?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Lorraine Bobbit was pretty good at cutting stuff off
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great minds think a like.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
i'd be mad at some of these calls heh
oh well, they owe em to us. and more.
the preceding post was a great success.
"Let's go Orioles, let's go"
Anyone hear that girls softball chant going in the background? That was the fastest pace baseball chant I’ve ever heard.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Anyone happen to catch the Women's College Bowling Championships
on ESPN2 a few months ago?
Now that is some chanting. I wanted to hang myself.
he knows to not risk the CD homer
with tea/vizquel coming up
the preceding post was a great success.
Taylor teed off
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
w00t
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
WOO TEA!
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
i still like the 5/5/5 deal
or 555.555.555 deal
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i love it too
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by studcrackers on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
By the way, we're at 670 comments here.
Can we get a new thread?
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Another pretty good duel
in AA Frisco. Will Inman (SD) vs. Kasey Kiker.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
we have the all old team here
vizquel is 42
eddie guardado looks like hes about 52
just bring in julio franco and we have a great group
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
if you didnt know better
you would think he was the bullpen coach — he looks older than the other guys (including the coach) in the bullpen
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash
should totally call for a double steal here.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
are you kidding?
That’s man’s got so much nuts he is like a tree
Eh, good idea.
Rally threads are good. Next inning.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
nooo
bad luck
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
that was a ball
according to MASN tracker
and that was a HORRIBLE call
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Okay Murphy
Don’t suck.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
c'mon DaMurph
give someone 25 large.. that’s some cheddar!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
unreal
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Okay Murphy
Don’t suck.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
i think i am going to get a jersey this year
not the authentic one but the one right behind it
not hamilton/kinsler/young
how much are the custom ones?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
was it you that was talking about them during this last week?
how much is it going to set me back?
i was thinking either holland — maybe a feliz jersey instead lol
probably holland though — what do you mean “jersey shirt”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
The tshirt
that looks like a jersey…..
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
ok
wasnt sure if it was that or the custom jersey ….
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
gracias
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
gracias!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
OOO MURPHY
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murphy!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What a slide!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
adam jones
is going to be a STAR
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
maybe i should get an adam jones jersey lol
hes right behind me on the favorite non-ranger players
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
that guy is a stud
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Thank god Seattle traded him
That’s all I have to say.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
that was
damn good baseball right there… Murphy, hell of a job hitting, Tea great slide
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Rangers will win tonight.
I just won a week and a half argument with my VP & Prez. It’s an omen, I tell you!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
congrats sir
:)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
THX!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
haha
hows the new place treating ya — still good?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
he used to be a SS too
he will be the player, not tillman, that makes the M’s regret the bedard deal
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
is the game too close
to have a gamgeday thread 2?
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
Wait until the end of this really.
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*rally.
I’m on a typo roll!
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Seriously?
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
After the rally
I tried. Fail.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
BTW,
Beau Vaughn another 1.1 IP of scoreless baseball… I wonder when he becomes an option
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
about to have to go to gameday
roommate has a long standing 24 night haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
also
five guys makes a damn good burger/fries
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
theres a couple in the metroplex!!
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+2 in austin
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I've always heard they were the bomb,
Haven’t been yet.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
yes
this
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
add in
Brian Roberts until he’s done, and they got an awesome, awesome core.. They just need to find themselves a SS
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
yea i agree on that
id love to trade em arias
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok new thread?
My comp is dying….
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm trying
But my comp is moving sloooooowly…
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Z just created one.
It’s on the frontpage
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yay
Finally.
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