G19GDT3
almost 3 years ago
Brett Perryman
458 comments
0 recs |
Comments
I love lamp
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I miss my Mommy.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
w00t
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Harrison
has he always touched 94 or is he maybe just being a little more free tonight
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
He's always been low 90's but I've seen 96 tonight...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
94 with movement
If he’s going to pitch like this, I take back my previous hateful statements
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Radar gun in Baltimore is notoriously 2-3 mph fast
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
right
but is everyong going off the stadium gun?
or does FSSW and MASN, etchave their own guns?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
clever Z
clever
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
lets get it done
matt
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
My computer love you long time
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
back to five guys
Galleria Mall
13350 Dallas Parkway, Suite 975
Dallas, TX 75240
Tel: 972-239-8470
Southlake Towne Square
242 State St.
Southlake, TX 76092
worth trying for SURE
its not rays hell burger but its pretty damn good
Tel: 817-416-9726
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
http://www.fiveguys.com/locations.aspx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
might hae to check it out
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
seriously
best fries i have ever had
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Last thread...yeah, I've always heard great things,
never been there yet.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
haha
id idnt know there were any in dallas!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
7 Innings for Matt?
I think so… This has been one of the most impressive turn arounds in game by a Rangers pitcher, maybe ever.
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Ahhhhh
I’m trying to think of analogy of how nice and quick this thread moves. You know, besides a poop analogy.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
That's less offensive
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
EPIC LAST THREAD, LADIES & GENTS!!!!
Uhh, thanks Z :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
96!!!!!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
Ok
I take back everything I said about this lineup earlier. I was wrong. I unlike Josey can admit when I’m wrong.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
he's
a young pitcher… a really young one, its frustrating, but exciting when they are good
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I like Harrison
It was the 1-9 that I had a problem with.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Holy shit Matt
14 in a row.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
wow
this is a revelation
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Not to rain on the parade
But Nadel has been stressing that the baltimore gun is juiced the last couple days.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
MLB Gameday
is what says that
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Oh
Well holy shit fuck yeah MATT!
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
the tv gun is different than the gameday gun
and both it at 96
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
I mentioned that too
when everyone was talking about Padilla’s velocity being up
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
That's ok,
I’m sure the players are too.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Ay,ay,ay...
think Maddux told him a secret in the dugout?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
probably
quit aiming, quit throwing like a woman, and let it go or it’s back to OKC for you
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Bitch slapped him more likely
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
OK so who had Harrison making it through 6 innings after the first two tonight?
Cause I know I didn’t
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Who shape shifted and replace Matty Boy late in the 2nd?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
not the stat in general
i meant the stat for harrison this game
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
seriously
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I hope he can harness
whatever it is that he found….
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
no joke
If he can take Holland’s attitude to the mound with this stuff, look-the-fuck-out!
by Sherman McCoy on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
id be happy w/ buehrle
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
what's harrison's
pitch count at?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Wouldn't it be cool if Arabic numbers were never invented?
and we all are still using Roman numeros right now?
then
we would not have sabermetrics. think about it
+I
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
blame
Marco Polo for opening up Asia to Europe
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
And for touching all those
boobs in the pool when he was 14…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I guess Harrison realized he was pitching for his ML job
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Stunning turnaround, eh?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I love his approach
the last couple of innings. I know it’s out there somewhere, but I would love to know the exact number of multi run innings that involve at least 1 walk. It’s hard to string a bunch of hits together. Pitch to contact and miss bats if you can.
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
What are they talking about?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Byrdman.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
dshep
you have any new graphcs for this year?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i had like 3 95% done that i still havnt uploaded heh
i got lazy.
i did make those post game cartoons for the first 4 games though.
next CD homerun shall have his image…
the preceding post was a great success.
and i mean .gifs
maybe i should make some images those take 20 mins instead of hours heh
the preceding post was a great success.
Poo.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
we've let this Oriole Bullpen
off the hook too many times
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
That rediculous first strike call to Davis spoiled that AB.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
di
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
late and fail
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
first on mine, too
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
ugly helmets
They won’t ever go away until that commercial goes away.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
so chris davis
will he ever have a game without a strikeout agaiin?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
I was glad to see him
belt one in a 2-2 count where he looked somewhat overmatched in the at bat, even if it was an out. I thought he was gonna strike out.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You know, he's got a 7-game hitting streak on the line tonight.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
it sounded like they talked to Ryan
but maybe it was just the way they were talking
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Thank god
he didnt walk Zaun
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
early in the count
he sure as hell did, but the 3-1 pitch was a borderline call our way
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
yea
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Can we just go ahead and DFA Benson?
Being frustrated with Feldman and Harrison is what makes pitching expos like this and Scotts the other night so great.
I won’t get that with Benson. Ever.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
true
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
yes sir
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
at 95
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
yep
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Baltimore
has way too many flat-billers.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
+1
George Sherrill in particular looks like an ass. White guys just can’t pull off the flat bill.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
112.
Pitch counts are for sissies.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
DFA Harrison!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Now that's a callback!
Cool.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
thank god...
Roberts is stupid for swinging at tat
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
This should be a Ranger quality start
for no other reason than the starter went 7 innings.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Yea, Im not sure about this, but id almost rather have 7 IP 4 Runs
be a quality start over 6 IP with 3 Runs
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
thankyou B-Rob
2-0 out on a ball
Nice work matt. Best 7 ip 4 er start ever.
the preceding post was a great success.
Hopefully this is the start that gets Harrison on the right track.
He was outstanding after the 2nd inning.
No doubt
the bandwagon started to get rolling again as everybody starting jumping off.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a Hybrid, dummy!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
please
he has to be better, right?
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
hopefully he takes advantage
of said opportunity.
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
I wouldn't mind CJ having another night off
This will be his 11th appearance in 19 team games (18 if you take out Millwoods CG). At this rate we are going to do like we did with Rupe last year
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Yep.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
Atta boy Matt.
Let’s do this Bullpen!
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
why, what has he done
to not instill confidence in us all
my pants
are wet, lets get some runs here
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
That start
was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle
by Telegraph on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
good analogy
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Very amusing!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Good god that was funny.
I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.
New sig-worthy, in fact.
"That was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Thank you.
I hoped somebody would.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Does anyone else say about this game and the bullpen
Eh, who gives a crap. At least the Rangers got a decent start from someone other than Millwood?
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Fuck, could we have a moritorium on GS?
It’s just a shitty stat who’s author has already refuted, and plus, Wails likes to use it.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
kins gonna snap out of his funk
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
lets
wreck this stock market some more, one of the few times i wanna see a graph like continue to go down
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Holy crap
I went away to watch “How I Met Your Mother”
I come back, and we’re up by two!!
Hell yeah!
She say she are the manager.
God you're ghey!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
...No, I'm not
I take lessons from Barney Stinson
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait wait, think for a bit...
were you getting lessons from Barney Stinson or Neil Patrick Harris? The answer is very important to this.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
BARNEY STINSON
The guy sleeps in a fucking suit pajama set. NICE!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Touche'...
I have a badass new crib, I gotta keep it up!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Oh look...
you’re “Quit watching the game to watch a TV show” guy.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Question from someone who doesn't know
Considering Harrison gave up 4 runs early tonight, does he get a quality start for going 7 innings?
Nope
can’t give up more than 3 ER in a game, period.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
OT: I never really found Mad TV funny
but a few friends showed me the Coach Hines skits and I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Who will have a game without a K first?
Davis, Teagarden, or Benson?
Benson
easy… Im suprised if he hasnt already
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
ryan howard and adam dunn
on the same night
The apocalypse will happen
before that.
Let’s have Mark Reynolds and Jack Cust join them.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
One thing that seems to be coming from the Ryan Rules that I like. . .
. . . is longer leashes on pitchers. If you think a pitcher will regress towards his mean after a bad inning, I’m fine with leaving him in.
Especially with a team focused on development.
I can agree with that.
Take your lumps New Guy…it happens in every career/job. You can’t learn without failing a little bit.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Alright let's go O'Gabbard.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
To paraphrase the noble Clayton Williams ...
whatever’s about to happen is inevitable, so just lay back and try to enjoy it.
Yikes!
and that was the 2nd dumbest thing Clayton said
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
bet ya' it wasn't.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
WTG ROOGY!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Scary, but too true.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Like the way O'day is being used
good job Wash
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
you mean sensibly? I'm sorry, I don't get it.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, 9:30 at night and some dickbag is hammering out on his front porch next door.
Guess I should tell him to be quiet since I’m doing something important and all… except his friend is there who’s a cop. Bah.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Fuck
CJ In. game tenuous.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I think our
Fan Graph just shot back up to even..
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I checked it
it actually went down somehow…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
O'Day getting Jones
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Speaking of gameday photos I hate...
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I like
outs
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
My friend (A's fan but her favorite player is Ceej), claims Wilson doesn't like the splight.
And doesn’t try to be in it.
Is she the one Frank hit with the chair?
Kinda messed her up a little bit?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
LMAO
So wrong. But so funny.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Hey his SS didn't make an error this time
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
What are the odds that Elvis would have airmailed that throw ...
if he was in there tonight?
No offense to Elvis but id have to say 5:1
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
this
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
awesome.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeebers!!!
Greatness, ya’ damn Irishman!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Wooooow
we’ll take it.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
sheesh
makes me nervous when he slings it to first… I always expect it to go sailing…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Good job CJ
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
wOOOO
good CJ tonight!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I was just feeling the same thing.
{{{slowly removes hand from boxers}}}
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
This is CJ Wilson's ideal role
8th inning LOOGY.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Yep.
Look at J.C. Romero. He was being used incorrectly in Boston, and they released him. Now he’s a stud LOOGY in Philly. And if you reverse his initials…
That's why they call them business sox
FACT: No one with 2 first names could be a good closer
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Kim was solid for Arizona
for a while
Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.
by 3k on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
two gs
make it a last name
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Gregg Doyel disagrees.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
He's terrible.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
Good for him.
He still sucks.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
The right handed CJ Wilson
really?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Those are 2 last names
sir
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I weep for the man
with the first name Quisenberry
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
In case we make this a non-save situation
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
So true.
Why win a series when you can split it?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is Closer Carlin?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
TWO FRANK!!
Crazy, awesome entrance music.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ok, we can do this...


Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I always loved the Tom Selleck lookalike on the right
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Look at the douchebag
with the hat on sideways in lower-right corner.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
She could have easily caught the chair in her mouth...
I prefer the wannabe gangsta on the right side shielding himself.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That's a really big "O"....he must have been doing special things...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I like how 90% of hte people in the chair pick loko in shock
but a couple people are laughing.
the preceding post was a great success.
this is the best
part of the pic imo… Id be laughing if the chair was not directed at me… Great stuff
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Nice, thanks.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
lol @ amused asian man top left
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Another game i couldnt watch
But reading the GDT is fairly humorous
Harrison sucks, dfa
Harrison is really good, let him stay
Such is the course of a GDT
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Think that bus ticket to OKC
is still being waved in front of his face?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Well lets see
through 2 innings he had an ERA around 9 for the season and looked awful.
then he allowed one single over the next 5 innings, looking as good as he has with the rangers.
seems like a logical progression to me.
the preceding post was a great success.
That's why it's a GDT
and not a FST (Full Season Thread)
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
FF is a beast
His stuff is all power-based. Loved that missed curve…
Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.
Wow
dirty curve, I don’t know how Wigginton laid off that.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
He didn't know what to do
luckily for him, it wasn’t a strike
Question
What’s the clever thing Z did with the title of this thread? A la the first couple comments?
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
It's not there anymore...
it simply says G19GDT3
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
No he didn't
It exists. We just didn’t see it. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Thread 2's have been bad luck so far this year
so we skipped it, I think.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That goes back to last year, actually.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Frankie's velocity
Maybe the slight decrease in velocity has something to do with his sudden ability to not walk people?
the preceding post was a great success.
wow only one walk all season
even better than i thought
and theres 96 for good measure anyway.
the preceding post was a great success.
ONE STRIKE AWAY!
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Fuck.
Jinxed it.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I am walking away from the computer now...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ummm
that hit the bat. C’mon.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ok, I guess that hit him...
looks like it got him on the wrist
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
i don't care if it hit him
if you swing you don’t deserve to go to 1st.
the preceding post was a great success.
on gameday it hit the bat!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
hit the knob, no?
if it woulda hit his hand he’d still be down.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
Wash just puts his head down
’oh, okay; in his Eeyore voice as he walks away from the ump
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
That bat went sailing
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yes
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Uncle Milt?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
im sure it was intentional
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Maybe we could add those strap thingies...
like they had to add on the Wii controllers due to all the broken TVs and windows.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Greg Zaun?
Seriously?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
yikes
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Come on Frankie
What the fuck is this shit?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Frankie, where did you go?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
uh.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Pipe a high fastball away here.
Don’t give him anything to pull
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
That's the pitch I'm talking about!!!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
YEAH
Good Frankie.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Frankie Frank!!!
thank goodness
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
Wooo series win!
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Steaks should be so tender...
you can cut them with the side of your fork.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
You should know better than to bring steak knives anywhere near a Rangers game.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
good news
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone see the batter just stand there looking at his bat like there was a hole in it?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Series Win Sasha.
Eeeeeets nice!!!

Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
I would say what I was thinking
but I’m scared it’s going to jinx him next game, so I’ll keep it to myself.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Let's not forget about Harrison in this FF lovefest
Due came back strong.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Yep.
It’s about time he showed something worth keeping in the roto.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Wow, Frankie.
Even my wife was panicking, and she’s nowhere near as hardcore as me
She say she are the manager.
That was COLD BLOODED

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Harrison: Hey LSBers, what did the 5 fingers say to the face?
LSBers: what?
Harrison: SLAP!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
umm
how the heck did that happen
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
We've now won a few games already this year...
that the last few years we would ahve lost. Today is another of those.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.




















