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Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss my Mommy.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

w00t

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Harrison

has he always touched 94 or is he maybe just being a little more free tonight

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

He's always been low 90's but I've seen 96 tonight...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

94 with movement

If he’s going to pitch like this, I take back my previous hateful statements

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Radar gun in Baltimore is notoriously 2-3 mph fast

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

right

but is everyong going off the stadium gun?

or does FSSW and MASN, etchave their own guns?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

clever Z

clever

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Nor I

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, that

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets get it done

matt

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

So fresh and so clean

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

My computer love you long time

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

back to five guys

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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

http://www.fiveguys.com/locations.aspx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

might hae to check it out

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

best fries i have ever had

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last thread...yeah, I've always heard great things,

never been there yet.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

id idnt know there were any in dallas!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

7 Innings for Matt?

I think so… This has been one of the most impressive turn arounds in game by a Rangers pitcher, maybe ever.

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahhhhh

I’m trying to think of analogy of how nice and quick this thread moves. You know, besides a poop analogy.

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

That's less offensive

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

EPIC LAST THREAD, LADIES & GENTS!!!!

Uhh, thanks Z :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

96!!!!!!!

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok

I take back everything I said about this lineup earlier. I was wrong. I unlike Josey can admit when I’m wrong.

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

he's

a young pitcher… a really young one, its frustrating, but exciting when they are good

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Harrison

It was the 1-9 that I had a problem with.

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit Matt

14 in a row.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

this is a revelation

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to rain on the parade

But Nadel has been stressing that the baltimore gun is juiced the last couple days.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

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by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLB Gameday

is what says that

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

Well holy shit fuck yeah MATT!

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

the tv gun is different than the gameday gun

and both it at 96

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mentioned that too

when everyone was talking about Padilla’s velocity being up

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is GD showing?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's ok,

I’m sure the players are too.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ay,ay,ay...

think Maddux told him a secret in the dugout?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

probably

quit aiming, quit throwing like a woman, and let it go or it’s back to OKC for you

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

the secret is:

Throw first-pitch strikes and don’t fuck around all day.

by Inkara1 on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bitch slapped him more likely

These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK so who had Harrison making it through 6 innings after the first two tonight?

Cause I know I didn’t

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Who shape shifted and replace Matty Boy late in the 2nd?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

that pitch count by inning stat is amazing

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

not the stat in general

i meant the stat for harrison this game

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope he can harness

whatever it is that he found….

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

no joke

If he can take Holland’s attitude to the mound with this stuff, look-the-fuck-out!

by Sherman McCoy on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

id be happy w/ buehrle

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

go team go!

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

what's harrison's

pitch count at?

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by studcrackers on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

91

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

91

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

then

we would not have sabermetrics. think about it

by akuykenda on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY is .ops'ing CMXLVI

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

but his career OPS

is DCCLXXXIX, a full CXII off his career average

by akuykenda on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually

google can do the conversion, but it took me awhile to think of a funny response and by the time i did it, it wasn’t funny anymore

by akuykenda on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

+I

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

blame

Marco Polo for opening up Asia to Europe

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

And for touching all those

boobs in the pool when he was 14…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Because it’s math. There’s a lot of us who hate it.

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stunning turnaround, eh?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love his approach

the last couple of innings. I know it’s out there somewhere, but I would love to know the exact number of multi run innings that involve at least 1 walk. It’s hard to string a bunch of hits together. Pitch to contact and miss bats if you can.

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

What are they talking about?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Byrdman.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

dshep

you have any new graphcs for this year?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

i had like 3 95% done that i still havnt uploaded heh

i got lazy.
i did make those post game cartoons for the first 4 games though.

next CD homerun shall have his image…

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i mean .gifs

maybe i should make some images those take 20 mins instead of hours heh

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poo.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

ko

any thoughts on the jersey shirt?

by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

we've let this Oriole Bullpen

off the hook too many times

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

That rediculous first strike call to Davis spoiled that AB.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

di

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

late and fail

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

first on mine, too

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

me three

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

you are the failure sir! YOU!!!!

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

cu

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Fuck 2.0

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugly helmets

They won’t ever go away until that commercial goes away.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Wrong

They’re all over The Show 09 on my PS3.

by rcreative on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

so chris davis

will he ever have a game without a strikeout agaiin?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

tomorrow

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

good to know

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was glad to see him

belt one in a 2-2 count where he looked somewhat overmatched in the at bat, even if it was an out. I thought he was gonna strike out.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, he's got a 7-game hitting streak on the line tonight.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

MASN guys

“there’s no ceiling….no pitch count”

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

oh

no shit. didn’t make that connection

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

it sounded like they talked to Ryan

but maybe it was just the way they were talking

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank god

he didnt walk Zaun

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

he got hella squeezed

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

early in the count

he sure as hell did, but the 3-1 pitch was a borderline call our way

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Word

I’d have hated to have had to pull out my nine and bust a cap.

by Inkara1 on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That change is sick tonight.

well, at least the last 5 innings.

by Garcia on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

yea

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we just go ahead and DFA Benson?

Being frustrated with Feldman and Harrison is what makes pitching expos like this and Scotts the other night so great.

I won’t get that with Benson. Ever.

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by Maximilian on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

true

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes sir

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

it would have

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

at 95

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Robert Andino.

It’s an irrational hatred, admittedly.

Or maybe it’s his Gameday photo.

by Snark on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Baltimore

has way too many flat-billers.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

George Sherrill in particular looks like an ass. White guys just can’t pull off the flat bill.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

112.

Pitch counts are for sissies.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

113

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

DFA Harrison!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Now that's a callback!

Cool.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank god...

Roberts is stupid for swinging at tat

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

This should be a Ranger quality start

for no other reason than the starter went 7 innings.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Yea, Im not sure about this, but id almost rather have 7 IP 4 Runs

be a quality start over 6 IP with 3 Runs

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

we should be allowed to add a run per inning.

we are the rangers – we have an offense and a shitty bullpen.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

thankyou B-Rob

2-0 out on a ball

Nice work matt. Best 7 ip 4 er start ever.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

No doubt

the bandwagon started to get rolling again as everybody starting jumping off.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a Hybrid, dummy!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh good lord.

please no CJ tonight.

But, yeah, what else do we have in the pen…

by Garcia on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

please

he has to be better, right?

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should be okay. It’s only when you stick him in with a 4-run lead that he has a complete meltdown.

by Athos on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

hopefully he takes advantage

of said opportunity.

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind CJ having another night off

This will be his 11th appearance in 19 team games (18 if you take out Millwoods CG). At this rate we are going to do like we did with Rupe last year

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Only 1 BB for Harrison

by cjcheng on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Atta boy Matt.

Let’s do this Bullpen!

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by Maximilian on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

No, noone.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

why, what has he done

to not instill confidence in us all

by akuykenda on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

my pants

are wet, lets get some runs here

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That start

was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle

by Telegraph on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

hahaha

good analogy

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha!

Excellent!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very amusing!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good god that was funny.

I must get out of the plane, go to a nearby farmhouse - have a Dr Pepper - and call the police.

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

New sig-worthy, in fact.

"That was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

I hoped somebody would.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had to do a youtube search for lindy hop..

………..weird

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else say about this game and the bullpen

Eh, who gives a crap. At least the Rangers got a decent start from someone other than Millwood?

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

let's go teagarden

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

back to the dugout.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck, could we have a moritorium on GS?

It’s just a shitty stat who’s author has already refuted, and plus, Wails likes to use it.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

kins gonna snap out of his funk

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

lets

wreck this stock market some more, one of the few times i wanna see a graph like continue to go down

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

I went away to watch “How I Met Your Mother”

I come back, and we’re up by two!!

Hell yeah!

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

God you're ghey!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

...No, I'm not

I take lessons from Barney Stinson

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait wait, think for a bit...

were you getting lessons from Barney Stinson or Neil Patrick Harris? The answer is very important to this.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

BARNEY STINSON

The guy sleeps in a fucking suit pajama set. NICE!

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touche'...

I have a badass new crib, I gotta keep it up!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh look...

you’re “Quit watching the game to watch a TV show” guy.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question from someone who doesn't know

Considering Harrison gave up 4 runs early tonight, does he get a quality start for going 7 innings?

by Mark from OC on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

no

qs is 3 earned runs or less

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

can’t give up more than 3 ER in a game, period.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

from us ranger fans, yes

by akuykenda on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: I never really found Mad TV funny

but a few friends showed me the Coach Hines skits and I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.

SON OF A MOTHER’S LOVER

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by Maximilian on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Benson

easy… Im suprised if he hasnt already

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

The apocalypse will happen

before that.

Let’s have Mark Reynolds and Jack Cust join them.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

One thing that seems to be coming from the Ryan Rules that I like. . .

. . . is longer leashes on pitchers. If you think a pitcher will regress towards his mean after a bad inning, I’m fine with leaving him in.

Especially with a team focused on development.

by philkid3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I can agree with that.

Take your lumps New Guy…it happens in every career/job. You can’t learn without failing a little bit.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright let's go O'Gabbard.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Gabbarday!

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

To paraphrase the noble Clayton Williams ...

whatever’s about to happen is inevitable, so just lay back and try to enjoy it.

by Athos on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yikes!

and that was the 2nd dumbest thing Clayton said

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh noes.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

WTG ROOGY!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Scary, but too true.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like the way O'day is being used

good job Wash

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, 9:30 at night and some dickbag is hammering out on his front porch next door.

Guess I should tell him to be quiet since I’m doing something important and all… except his friend is there who’s a cop. Bah.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck

CJ In. game tenuous.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I think our

Fan Graph just shot back up to even..

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I checked it

it actually went down somehow…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

O'Day getting Jones

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of gameday photos I hate...

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like

outs

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is she the one Frank hit with the chair?

Kinda messed her up a little bit?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

So wrong. But so funny.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey his SS didn't make an error this time

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

No offense to Elvis but id have to say 5:1

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesomest.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeebers!!!

Greatness, ya’ damn Irishman!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whew

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Wooooow

we’ll take it.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

sheesh

makes me nervous when he slings it to first… I always expect it to go sailing…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job CJ

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

wOOOO

good CJ tonight!

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I was just feeling the same thing.

{{{slowly removes hand from boxers}}}

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is CJ Wilson's ideal role

8th inning LOOGY.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

Look at J.C. Romero. He was being used incorrectly in Boston, and they released him. Now he’s a stud LOOGY in Philly. And if you reverse his initials…

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

FACT: No one with 2 first names could be a good closer

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Kim was solid for Arizona

for a while

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kevin Gregg

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

two gs

make it a last name

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gregg Doyel disagrees.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's terrible.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

29 saves last year for FLorida

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good for him.

He still sucks.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton

by sprite on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeff Russell

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

The right handed CJ Wilson

really?

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

41 saves last year

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

3.91

FIP

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

He sucks. But still

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

My friend Papelbon Francisco

told me to tell you that you’re sorely wrong sir.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those are 2 last names

sir

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Francisco is a first name...

Francisco Rodriguez mang. The Papelbon part was the joke, really.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

dan kolb

kolb short for kolbin? its a reach

by austin p. on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I weep for the man

with the first name Quisenberry

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is Mendoza throwing?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

In case we make this a non-save situation

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

....why is luis mendoza throwing?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

aha

that sounds right

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

So true.

Why win a series when you can split it?

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Close it out!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Where is Closer Carlin?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

TWO FRANK!!

Crazy, awesome entrance music.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok, we can do this...


Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I always loved the Tom Selleck lookalike on the right

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at the douchebag

with the hat on sideways in lower-right corner.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

She could have easily caught the chair in her mouth...

I prefer the wannabe gangsta on the right side shielding himself.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a really big "O"....he must have been doing special things...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like how 90% of hte people in the chair pick loko in shock

but a couple people are laughing.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

pic look in shock*

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is the best

part of the pic imo… Id be laughing if the chair was not directed at me… Great stuff

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice, thanks.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol @ amused asian man top left

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by Maximilian on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another game i couldnt watch

But reading the GDT is fairly humorous

Harrison sucks, dfa

Harrison is really good, let him stay

by Horns130 on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Such is the course of a GDT

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

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by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think that bus ticket to OKC

is still being waved in front of his face?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well lets see

through 2 innings he had an ERA around 9 for the season and looked awful.
then he allowed one single over the next 5 innings, looking as good as he has with the rangers.

seems like a logical progression to me.

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by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh i know

I just find it humorous

by Horns130 on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why it's a GDT

and not a FST (Full Season Thread)

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by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

FF is a beast

His stuff is all power-based. Loved that missed curve…

Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.

by 3k on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

dirty curve, I don’t know how Wigginton laid off that.

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by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

He didn't know what to do

luckily for him, it wasn’t a strike

by Telegraph on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question

What’s the clever thing Z did with the title of this thread? A la the first couple comments?

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by hightowersmith on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

It's not there anymore...

it simply says G19GDT3

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No he didn't

It exists. We just didn’t see it. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thread 2's have been bad luck so far this year

so we skipped it, I think.

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by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That goes back to last year, actually.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frankie's velocity

Maybe the slight decrease in velocity has something to do with his sudden ability to not walk people?

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by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

wow only one walk all season

even better than i thought

and theres 96 for good measure anyway.

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by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ONE STRIKE AWAY!

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

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by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Jinxed it.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

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by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am walking away from the computer now...

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by Rodney on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

That hit him???

I don’t think so.. still need to see the replay

by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Ummm

that hit the bat. C’mon.

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by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

NVM

hit his hand.

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by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, I guess that hit him...

looks like it got him on the wrist

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by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't care if it hit him

if you swing you don’t deserve to go to 1st.

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by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

on gameday it hit the bat!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

hit the knob, no?

if it woulda hit his hand he’d still be down.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Wash just puts his head down

’oh, okay; in his Eeyore voice as he walks away from the ump

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by WhipSmart on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

That bat went sailing

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by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

oooooo

ooooh no you didn’t

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by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok something needs to be done about this

bat throwing shit. Somebody’s going to get killed.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Uncle Milt?

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by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

im sure it was intentional

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by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe we could add those strap thingies...

like they had to add on the Wii controllers due to all the broken TVs and windows.

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by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying it was intentional

I’m saying it’s happening quite often as compared the years past.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greg Zaun?

Seriously?

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

oh my god...

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by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

yikes

Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.

Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.

by blalock84 on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

oh wow i just assumed it was 2nd and 3rd

the wall saves us

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by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Frankie

What the fuck is this shit?

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Frankie, where did you go?

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by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

uh.

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by Maximilian on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's hope

this is only a slight bounce-back by Wall Street…

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Pipe a high fastball away here.

Don’t give him anything to pull

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the pitch I'm talking about!!!!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

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by DShep on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Woooo

that was fun.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH

Good Frankie.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Too Frank Too Frank Too Frank Too Frank Too Frank Too Frank Too Frank

by shroomer on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Frankie Frank!!!

thank goodness

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Wooo series win!

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

yippee.............................

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by b.pate on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

texas rangers

built for drama

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by RachelB on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

good news

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone see the batter just stand there looking at his bat like there was a hole in it?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Series Win Sasha.

Eeeeeets nice!!!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck yeah

NSFW and get the fuck over it…:P

by Horns130 on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I would say what I was thinking

but I’m scared it’s going to jinx him next game, so I’ll keep it to myself.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I’m 2 Frankie for my shirt, 2 Frankie for my shirt, soo Frankie it huuurrrrts!

by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's not forget about Harrison in this FF lovefest

Due came back strong.

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

It’s about time he showed something worth keeping in the roto.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh snap

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, Frankie.

Even my wife was panicking, and she’s nowhere near as hardcore as me

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

That was COLD BLOODED

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by Maximilian on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Harrison: Hey LSBers, what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

LSBers: what?
Harrison: SLAP!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always nice when you can watch MLB Network

without worrying about the Rangers highlights.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

umm

how the heck did that happen

I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...

by Longhorn on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

We've now won a few games already this year...

that the last few years we would ahve lost. Today is another of those.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

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