OMG!!!!
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 29, 2009 7:28 PM CDT
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PrintI just turned on TNT, and within 30 seconds, Dwyane Wade ended up face down on the court writhing around in pain!!!! Who woulda thunk????
What are the chances he can somehow miraculously recover sufficiently to heroically return to the game?
UPDATE -- HE'S JUST COME OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM!!!! WHAT A WARRIOR!!! HE MIGHT RETURN!!!!
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Shoulder injuries require wheelchairs
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
that is fantastic
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
lebron has showmanship
he doesn’t need to fake injury every other game
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
seriuosly, i hope Lebron Owns his ass for the rest of
his existence, its not even funny how much better James is
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
lebron has showmanship?
dude’s a robot
arrogant too
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by studcrackers on Apr 30, 2009 4:31 AM CDT up reply actions
willis reed did it first!!!
and i don’t buy into the jordan flu miracle thing either!
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
The Jordan Rules
There is some amusing stuff about that episode in that book.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
DWade
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Apr 29, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
10%
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
TNT just showed...
…a closed door with a security guard outside it, and said, “Dwyane Wade is behind those doors, being worked on.”
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 29, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
you have to be frickin kidding me
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
1:1 odds
"How long is this gonna take? I gotta get a tattoo of my balls on the back of my neck." - Dwayne Johnson as Dennis Rodman on SNL
winner
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
I swear just like the WWF
Zooming in on his locker and everything.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
Would be funny
if he walked out w/ Ms. Elizabeth.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Apr 29, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Old rasslin' reference
She was “Macho Man” Savage’s sidekick.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Shows how much attention I pay to rasslin
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Oh Oh!
Where’s the theme music? He’s coming back out
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
Whoever is announcing the game...
…doesn’t understand why the fans are booing Wade as he checks back in.
I suspect it is his drama queen “I’m hurt!!!!” act.
I could be wrong.
away team star?
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
haha
an ahmad rashad sighting.
where’s my top 10?
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
your main man
or your Main Man?
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
I don't think there's a basketball player I despise more than Dwayne Wade.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
bruce bowen
and his accidental injury causing foot slips?
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
He's Robin to Kobe's Batman for me.
Despisable none the less.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Ginobili
man, i hate that whining and flopping on the floor every time he goes down the lane. you would have thought it was a soccer game with that kind of acting
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
there never will be for me
he took away our title (well, him and the refs) i hate kobe a lot same w/bowen/ginobili but they didnt take that from the mavs
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by studcrackers on Apr 30, 2009 4:36 AM CDT up reply actions
double tech?
what a crappily officiated league…
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
wow
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
t wade up
if he keeps arguing!!!
and i don’t care how many shots he’s blocked in his career, that’s irrelevant.
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
that wasn't flagrant
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
no it wasn't
the flagrant foul that wasn’t called was the bulls game last night.
but anyway, wade argued for quite a while. if it’s not a superstar arguing he’s t’d up. hell, rasheed wallace would have gotted t’d up in 1/10 the time
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
Rondo's thing
infuriated me for some reason, and I didn’t really care for the outcome of the game.
I just thought it was a lame way to end a hell of a game.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Apr 29, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Many of the young athletes at my school act the same way...
Probably because they watch Wade’s punk ass do this shit.
Here are the rules:
1.If you mess up…start limping or grab your arm.
2.Act injured each game…this way if you fail it was the injury, if you suceed you are a badass for overcoming your injury.
3.Always have a built in excuse for why you failed….be it injuries, refs, other teams cheating
what a great role model he is….
by death of the cool on Apr 29, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
man
im starting despise wade more than i thought possible
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
Oh yeah
rally the troops superman.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
OMG
Skip Bayless will say tomorrow morning that Dwyane Wade is better at miraculous injury recovery than Brett Favre and Cal Ripken Jr. combined!
If you listen to Bayless for more than 10 seconds while frantically
changing the dial, you need to be shot. He was a giant asshole when he was in DFW, and is even worse now.
I wish I could sic Dirkatron on him.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
But his most favoritest player is now proven to be a super human
And by the way, how the hey did Skip get his own show on ESPN2? Do that many people really care what he has to say?
by Mark from OC on Apr 29, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
this deserves its own thread
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
for the nba players trying to portray
themselves as a bunch of thugs, (which they do quite well i might add) they are the biggest bunch of pussies ive ever seen
by dustinvandeman on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
well, the nba rules makes it easy
with their ticky tack shit…
it wasn’t like this in the Bird, Magic, Jordan, thomas, lambeer, rodman era…
I use to love to hit, I use to take it serious. I only got one at bat a year, maybe...but, I took it serious. I hit 1.000 one year, if i had another at bat, I'd hit 2.000...
agreed
even if they do call ticky tack fouls why do they have to act like they are dying on every hard foul?
by dustinvandeman on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Basketball?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on Apr 29, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
NBA Basketball
can just suck the life out of me
Chris (NJ): I am personally offended at how you ranked a prospect from my favorite team, even though I do not know said prospect, nor have I ever seen him play. In my opinion you only have your job because, like your employers, you have an unholy bias towards my favorite team’s rival. Also, you’re short.
Keith Law: You’re right. I am short.
This.
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!
by inactive lsb user on Apr 29, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Lolers, Bill Simmons nails it
OK, you’re confused. Not to sound like Coach Finstock, but there are five laws in the NBA. The first is that two players can only feud because someone owed someone else money from a card game and didn’t pay, or because someone slept with someone else’s girlfriend or steady hookup. The second is that everyone has to pretend Kobe Bryant is a good guy at all times, even if it means lying to family members, friends and media members or convincing Spike Lee to make a full-fledged gushing documentary about him.
Glad somebody besides me noticed..
Of course thats only because he raped thst girl. He was pretty unpopular before that.
You know I actually like Dwyade quite a lot.
I think he was probably really badly injured and just gutted it back out there.
All you haterz need to stop hating.
This is a guy who sometimes goes down into the projects and builds a new basketball court for inner city kids and then gives the team’s coach an Escelade!!!
He doesn’t even bring a backup ride with him, he bikes away on a bicycle!!!
If that’s not genuine enough for you then you must be dead inside like that immigrant hooker I met one time.
Plus he has a giant cheesey-as-hell mural of himself in the entryway to his house and gave his extremely ugly wife several different strains of herpes.
He couldn’t be anymore awesome.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
No shit.
He’s on Charles Barkley’s Five!! That’s gotta mean something, right?
Who do you think Barkley called before going to prison? The people on his five.
Oh wait. He wasn’t?
Then good. See, people? D-Wade doesn’t associate himself with people like Barkley. He’s a fine citizen.
"Yeah, like I had a chance there" - Lancaster batter, after striking out against Derek Holland
Charles Barkley is a douche.
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
meh
i used to hate barkley, but inside the nba is the best sports show out there
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by studcrackers on Apr 30, 2009 4:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Barkley can at least be entertaining
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
So Arod and Pacman are poor hapless, guileless victims that are persecuted for their mere celebritinessness
But Barkley, HE’S a douche.
Gotcha.
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Apr 30, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Say what you want about him
But I will still think he’s hot. Also, IMHO Tim Duncan is way worse about being a whiny bitch than Wade.
make that the entire spurs team
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
However there isn't a whinier bitch in basketball
than Mark Cuban.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
"You know a pitching prospect isn't any good if John Daniels doesn't trade him away but keeps him insteaad." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
"You probably can throw Neftali Feliz on that group of overblown Rangers pitching prospect failures." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
This made me laugh...
Adam’s description of the thread was enough and nailed it on the head…
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
DWade just needs to go full-on James Brown..
I can see it now… handlers coming onto the floor to help him up and put a robe and towel around him. Then he summons the energy to keep on going…..
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
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