You will be missed, Mr. Metcalf
As Rodney said in the comments of Adam's announcement that Travis Metcalf has been designated for assignment, I was not snickering, instead, I was very mournful for a fallen Ranger.
I therefore did the only thing I could think of to ease the pain, I made him a heartfelt tribute video:
Go in peace, Travis, buddy, you were one of the good guys. And who knows, pal, maybe we'll meet again. Mike Young does have eight other fingers to possibly break.
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He will continue to hold the Ranger record for most RBIs in one calendar day
by oc on Apr 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what is a calendar day?
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
by clark on Apr 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Is is bigger than a normal day? Smaller?
She was a grand old lady...
by lonestarJon on Apr 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And hold the record...
for most RBIs in my heart.
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Apr 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lmfao.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Apr 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice work
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I want to be the next Annie Savoy.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Apr 5, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit...
I rarely actually laugh out loud with anything on the net, but when he swung that bat and you could hear Vince McMahon say “you’re fired” I laughed my ass off. Completely unexpected. Well done.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Apr 5, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good Work.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
by coolaid on Apr 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
It is a tough thing pal
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Apr 5, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol. More please.
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Apr 5, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a dick
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Apr 5, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish he would post here more often.
Him, acblue, Robert, JI, BrettJMiller… I am a fan.
by oc on Apr 6, 2009 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would liven things up
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Apr 6, 2009 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brilliance GoET!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
by BigGuns on Apr 5, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
goET, I am enjoying Ministry (and booze) right now. Thanks for the Yelp.
I am quite sure I will LMAO at your perfect video compilation, very soon. Gimme 24, and the Bauer…
Just two Advil…that kills the pain, ya’ know?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Apr 5, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should have been a video for Jamey Wright...
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
by RangerFloppy on Apr 5, 2009 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I felt like I was watchin’ an episode of the OC.
by GregoryM on Apr 6, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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