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by Adam J. Morris on Apr 6, 2009 9:58 PM CDT
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Two Great Owners.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Still trying to figure out why JJ is such a bad owner to most folks.
Sure, he may get too involved at times, but no one can say the man doesn’t care about winning and will do everything he thinks possible to help the Cowboys get better.
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by Brandon Worley on Apr 6, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
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will do everything he thinks possible to help the Cowboys get better.
Except hire a g.m.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 6, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, yeah.
But check this: Blogging The Boys had a great article talking about the public misconceptions about JJ. While most say JJ needs a real “football” mind to make personnel decisions, this is a G.M that has built the current team through the draft while supplementing via free agency. He learned tough lessons (Joey Galloway) but has generally made decent choices. Questionable characters aside. And he learned that was a bad idea this past season, and has decided to get rid of the bad apples.
He’s not the best owner in sports, but he certainly is far from as a bad as most folks make him out to be.
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by Brandon Worley on Apr 6, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
and
since 2003, his drafts and FA signings have been some of the best in the NFL…on par with any GM. I would love to know 5 that did better in personnel decisions in that time…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Doesn't Tom Hicks have the same problem, Adam?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
He hired Jon Daniels.
Jon Daniels is the general manager of the Rangers.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
people like drinking the haterade.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
That is not true
Jerry will do anything to win…except something that will lessen his enjoyment of owning the team.
by Brett Perryman on Apr 6, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Jerry to Tom Hicks.....
Guess where my fingers just were!!!
by death of the cool on Apr 6, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
OT: OMG how great was the Baltimore reaction to Mark Texiera?
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it looked pretty nasty
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
"AMMIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHH!!!"
Orel just said
he expects the Angels to win the division by double digits this year.
So we have that prediction now too
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Exactly what I thought
The ghost of Frank Cross’s old boss.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 6, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's time for another facelift.
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by Brandon Worley on Apr 6, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
"See this hand Tom? Believe it or not, it's much, much more meddlesome than yours is."
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Jerry to Tom...
I don’t know much about baseball Tom, but I know you need pitchers… good ones. Watch my hand now… FIVE of them.
And let me know if you need a loan.
+1
Ding ding ding…this should be the winner…lol
by Austin Ranger on Apr 6, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Jerry to Tom
“ure we ought to partner, but act like we hate each other …. remember the cartoon years ago, Tom and Jerry – what a blast, always a fight, always a chase, and drew a huge audience! Now all it would take is, say, let me try lil’ Elvis Andrus at wideout, and Nelson Cruz as a tight end to back up our AllStar. You can even have our boy Roy take the mound an throw a few.”
Tom to Jerry – what percentage did you say you want for your $300 mllion ??
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Apr 6, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
Heh Wash has nothing on Bobby Cox
CF Jordan Schafer homered in his first major-league at-bat, which manager Bobby Cox will take but does not prefer; he doesn’t want any of his hitters straining to hit home runs. Cox wants Schafer to do what he did in his next at-bat, which was hit a clean single.
Heh, singles are always better than homers, of course……
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
I think...
Cox doesn’t want his rookie lead-off hitter all of the sudden thinking he’s Albert Pujols and swinging for the fences.
by Sherman McCoy on Apr 6, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
thanks for that. I wasn’t aware of what he meant. It’s all so clear now.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Apr 6, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
Because a talented young baseball player clubbing a home run is definitely an indication of questionable abiltiy for the leadoff spot.
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Ian
I think the same thing happened to Kinsler. I think it 2 years ago when he hit like 40 homers in April and all of sudden thought he was.. Pujols, so he would swing for the fences every time.
Or maybe I’m not remembering correctly.
He wasn't batting leadoff that April though.
He didn’t really hit his stride until Ron finally slotted him at leadoff in the second half of ’07.
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Jerry was saying
My people said you did not pay last month. So when should I expect your payment?
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
Ummm
How come I didn’t get the memo on the red hats….
by GregoryM on Apr 6, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
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From the expression on Tom’s face, it is clear that he can answer Jerry’s questions of “do you see my hand Tom? Now guess where my other hand is?”
Alternate caption
“Ever notice my thumb and little finger are the same size ??”
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Apr 6, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
"See this hand"
“This is the hand that guides Wade Phillips around by a string….”
Is it April 6 Yet?
Tom, look at my hand.
I had 500 CC’s of botox injected into it half an hour ago. Bet you wouldn’t have noticed if I hadn’t said something.
new caption
Forget all you know…or think you know. All that your require is your intuition.
Now, the power to control the world…is in which finger?
No apprentice this year!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Apr 6, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i was wondering if anyone would catch this.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Adam
Do the AP Photos show up randomly or only at your discretion?
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
caption
“Your ballpark/stadium is this big compared to mine”
“Check my hand out, its tan”
“Wanna touch success?”
"Hey Hicks, smell that.....that's what a hunerd thousand dollar hooker smells like, boy I tell ya"
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Caption
See my dedication to the Cowboys? I had my pinkie broken to look just like Roger Staubach’s.
Your 2009 Snow Monkey Ambassador
"See how the water runs off my hand there, that's Chaos Theory. I real inta that Tom, That there's why I signed TO in the first place."
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
I'm...
ah crap.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Apr 7, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
"I'll let ya pawn my diamond ring so you can meet next weeks payroll."
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
"Yesterday I hooked up with this midget, she was only this tall."
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Yo! Hicksy!
Maybe yall’s missed all them memos, but bawldies are wearing what’s left of their sadsack shrinkingass hairlines closely cropped now Tommy boy. You ain’t fooling anybody with that shaggy side-hair bidness, give it up son! Give it up!
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
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