Wednesday morning things
Game 2 of the Rangers' season is tonight, and the Rangers are currently sitting alone in first place in the A.L. West. Yay!
And watching the end of last night's debacle in Minnesota, I couldn't help by think of Phillipe Aumont.
Vicente Padilla pitches tonight, and Jeff Wilson says Padilla is healthy and ready to show he deserves to be the team's #2 starter.
And...well, that's about it this morning.
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FWST has another Hicks' money crisis article
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Remember the time we were in first place?
"They say brevity is the key to wit, so shut the f*ck up." Dad
Remember that time that Adam wrote a story on the lonestarball?
That was awesome
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Ah, the Chris Farley show.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Remember that time that Adam wrote a story about his fantasy team?
We still don’t give a fuck…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I hope the phones are being answered
“First Place Texas Rangers”
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
by DJCahill on Apr 8, 2009 8:30 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I heard Adam was answering his phone that way
based on his fantasy start.
No
I’m answering it, “First Place Tabata Cougars.” Because that’s my team name.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
First place!
I had a thought last night…
What if…
What if…
Our Rangers went UNDEFEATED in April? Do you think that would get Baseball’s attention?
No doubt.
Somebody put this kid on a leash.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I don't know why but...
I think of this when I think of this kid’s posts

"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
by Heebs on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why can’t I place this?
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Apr 8, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Dumb and Dumber
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
A douche is a hygenic product
I’ll take that as a compliment. Thank you!
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
Hot Wet American Summer FTW!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
make that Wet Hot American Summer
Movie Title Fail
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Yah
Easily one of my favorite parody movies of all time. Made me a Paul Rudd fan
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
i don't know
it may be approaching “overrated” status. It is still amazing how much talent was in that film, however.
I do have to admit that the trip into town is pretty great.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
"It's always great to get away from camp
even for an hour…" Comedy Gold
Best part is after they get back to camp and jump out of the truck. Coop yells to the other guys ‘Wait up!" and they all go and stand against the nearest wall, face forward. I don’t know if that was supposed to be on purpose, but the surreality of that moment cracks me up each time.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Man, you guys are ruthless today.
Not that I mind. Just sayin’.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
if that happens
drinks in May are on me.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 8, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Yeah
I’m also just pretty excited about a game; was kind of depressed last night with only the Cubs-Astros on. Stoopid Astros.
Last night sucked with no Rangers baseball
At least there was Lookout Landing to read for entertainment.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I was at the game...
and now looking forward to see their responses. My cousin, who was with me, is a Mariners fan and his head almost exploded.
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
It if wasn't for their Win Expectancy graphs
I would never go there, but I gotta admit, I stop by after every M’s loss because it cracks me up.
"A lot of guys can hit gnats in the butt in a bullpen." - Ron Washington
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I was going to post this picture, but it is huge, so I'll link to it.
4-7 Mariner’s Win Expectancy Graph
"A lot of guys can hit gnats in the butt in a bullpen." - Ron Washington
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I love that nose bleed incuding cliff dive
on the far right.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Er, inducing.
I have dsyxelia…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Well the other day when Jeff's girlfriend (or is it wife) posted a picture of herself
That was pretty hilarious too. On a sidenote, people here shouldn’t post pictures of their significant others in AL West rival gear. Its just not going to end well. Unless they are really hot, then go for it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I could not stop laughing reading that thread
I also followed a link to an old one where Jeff posted some pictures of himself and the commentators went to town editing them
yeah what's the reasoning behind that crazy scheduling?
why an off day in between?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 8, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't understand
why the off day wasn’t between this series and the next, considering they are going on the road
Bring on April 6th!
Some dude on an NBC sports blog
says why not the rangers?
Yes, I’m procrastinating at work….
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
What does
procrastinating at work mean in Dirk Diggler’s line of work…
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
Stay Soft, Dirk!
Stay Soft.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'd like to keep this place SFW
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Rob Neyer
has a new blog, which I found courtesy of the author of that NBC post, Craig Calcaterra: http://myespn.go.com/blogs/sweetspot
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
sweet - added to my newsreader, thx
BTW, baseballmusings had a note last night that Kelvim Escobar’s rehab start with Rancho Cucamonga was postponed due to shoulder soreness. He’s shuttin’ her down for a few days to see if it goes away.
That was basically the same conclusion...
Bill Simmons and his buddy Jack-O came to on their podcast.
by GhettoBear04 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Bill Simmons' friends are douche bags.
Says a lot about Bill Simmons.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Cristian Santana
Anyone heard his whereabouts?
Anything coming down the pike…?
Cristian, if you’re reading this…
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
Whoa -- the M's lost that game yesterday?
I turned it off in the 9th after they got an extra run off Minny. Guess the Brandon Morrow as closer era didn’t start off too well for them
If he stays healthy,
Padilla does well tonight.
Over/under on attendance set at 21,500.
Nice weather, team played well on Monday but school’s still out.
Under.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
My bad, school is still in.
Don’t know what I was thinking.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Oh
thanks for the reminder, actually – I’m going tonight and I need to find my scorebook today.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
And Josey...
…the guy who knows more about baseball and The Great Game At The Show (especially as it pertains to the Rangers)…inches closer to being wrong.
Again.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
You know, I was thinking about that yesterday.
But hey, I made it to April. I’m proud of myself.
Sig changing now.
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
Do you think Padilla gets hurt in his first game of the year?
Or do you think he’s not healthy to begin with?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Over/Under on HBP at 3
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I'll take the under
but if the umpire is a douche or the Indians’ pitcher hits one of ours, all bets are off….
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
things I liked about last night
neither the A’s nor the Angels pitchers looked that great, or had overwhelming stuff. It is early in the season, but Cahill should have been tagged for more runs than 3 (2 earned). He was lucky with 5 hits and 5 walks (only 1 K) in 5 innings of work.
Either way, the Rangers may end up with the most consistent staff, at least until the Angels’ injured pitchers return to action.
Bedard and Felix looked good for the Mariners, but Morrow can’t save their bullpen problems.
C’mon Padilla, your contract season starts now, and you better perform.
Bring on April 6th!
it looks like
they skipped him this time around. Adenhart starts tonight for them.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Weaver
He had back issues in camp. He’s pitching tomorrow on regular rest after a minor league start last Saturday.
usually...
they post it a couple of hours before the game.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
FO was afraid their fans would boo him for looking too much like a douche
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Reply fail
response to NothinG above
lol
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
My AL West thoughts after 2 days...
And no, this will not be my usual “What the hell does everyone see in the A’s” diatribe.
1. The A’s have a great bullpen. Billy Beane traded triple A fodder to the Cubs for Michael Wuertz, and he looks great. Damn. In fact, the A’s look a lot like most successful Rangers clubs in the past. Lineup that depends on aging veterans hitting for power and a shaky rotation that just needs to hand over the ball with a lead to a great bullpen.
2. The Mariners are the new version of Spahn and Sain and pray for rain. Their revamped OF has already paid dividends, but I still don’t think they have the offense needed to compete. I like their direction, though.
3. The Angels look old. Not quite Astros olde (as in Ye Olde Astros), but old none the less. The Angels two top starters are currently Joe Saunders and Dustin Moseley. As long as that is the case, this is anyone’s division to win. But when/if they get their studs back, they still appear to be the best team in the division. Kendry Morales is better than people give him credit for. He is a drop off from Tex, obviously, but I think he’s a notch above Kotchman.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
reply to #1
i hear the A’s batted Nomar in the 4 hole…. wtf? i thought this was why they had jack cust on their team…
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
They are batting Cust
down at 7 or 8 so far. Not sure how that makes sense. Garciaparra had a great spring, so the A’s are playing him like he’s still in his prime. This will eventually backfire.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
spahn and sain and a day of rain
clark i guess u and i are the only ones old enough to remember that old saying lol
by bullfighter20032000 on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Not so fast my friend
I, too, am older than dirt
huh
the A’s look a lot like most successful Rangers clubs in the past. Lineup that depends on aging veterans hitting for power and a shaky rotation that just needs to hand over the ball with a lead to a great bullpen.
Hicks proved that signing aging FAs to go with a shaky rotation doesn’t work. See the 2000-2007 Rangers.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
If Bedard is good
and by good, I mean taking the hump 33 times with an ERA under 4.00…the M’s could easily win 75 games and also knock on the door of .500.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I also think
Morrow will be okay.
Bill James assured me of it in his book.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
lol
i think Morrow will be ok. Anytime you can hit 100 on the gun, you have an out pitch.
Bring on April 6th!
He wasn't hitting that last night
He was dialing at 96/97 most of the time and with little control. The walk to Gomez really shook his confidence
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
Dis anyone see that little jig he did coming in the game?
Looked kind of stupid
I wonder if...
that is a Mariners thing. Miguel Batista did one too. A little side step and then a sprint to the mound.
"It takes a big dog to weigh 1000 pounds"
a healthy Bedard
will be good enough, even if he is not a legitimate ace. If they get anything out of the back of their rotation, they could toy with .500. But that’s a pretty big if.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
I think whatever the Angels offense they lost from tex
Morales and Abreu will be able to fill that void. The Angels were still the best team in our division without Tex. Of course, they were carried largely by the arm of Ervin Santana.
I think the A’s bullpen will take a huge hit today when, most likely, Devine will be out for the year. They already placed him on the 60-day DL. Also, Ziegler will not strike guys out like he did last night. He has great movement, but his k/bb is not that great-around a 1to1 ratio. He lives by getting ground balls.
Bring on April 6th!
Oakland Bullpen
They’ve got plenty of solid arms in that bullpen, plus plenty of guys in their upper minors who can come up and be productive bullpen guys. Devine’s injury does hurt, but it’s a whole lot less devastating than if Francisco got hurt on our squad.
I'm very intrigued with the A's and Billy Beane
but I wasn’t expecting them to get anything from Chavez.
If he’s 85% of what he used to be, that may put them over the top.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
i think it is too much to ask
3 rookie starters to carry the load on a pitching staff. Even if they are more effective than last night, I don’t think they will be able to make it the entire season. I would expect a late season fade. They will struggle and if they can’t get deep into games. Cahill threw over 100 pitches in 5 innings last night. Their good bullpen will feel the pressure that Rangers bullpens have felt recently of pitching too much.
Bring on April 6th!
How many did Lincecum throw last night?
He was pulled in the five. Sort of OT, I know, but it got me wondering.
Hernandez and Bedard
and then avoid the yard?
Feliz and Bedard
then winning gets hard.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
are we getting felix hernandez back in that trade?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Maybe one day soon
we can say -
Feliz, Holland, Beavan and Main
we dont need no stinking rain
by BEW on Apr 8, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
dang it
I am going to miss part of tonight’s game due to a dog training class. Then 4 consecutive day games. I hope my “honey do” list isn’t too long this weekend.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Dog training...
You might think about getting a clicker and reading online material about clicker training. Then you can do it at home while you’re watching the game.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Dont let the door hit your vagina on the way out.
Pwn.
by SaltyGoesYard on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
did you hear that guy when he said don't let the door hit your vagina on the way out
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
I like it AB
I LIKE IT. I am right there with you.
by SaltyGoesYard on Apr 8, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks for the advice
and I’ll try not to get any sand in it.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Fausto Suckmona
He had his flash in the pan, he is too predictable. If you ever have 2 strikes on you, just don’t swing until he walks you.
Don’t fall for that power sinker in the dirt shit.
Fausto Suckmona
is that your porn name?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
The anus?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
OT: Fredi Gonzalez is an idiot.
Lineup just came out for the Florida-Washington game today, and he’s starting Ross Gload in right over Jeremy Hermida.
I'm pumped for tonight's game...
First time in 5 years we get to go into game 2 with thinking “Man, I hope we don’t start the season 0-2”.
Durrett's Q&A with Smoak:
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
Nice read, seems like a really smart, well grounded kid.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
lol
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Interesting postscript to that story.
Water is wet.
:)
My 2009 New Years Resolution: Quit feeding the trolls.
BTB on catching prospects
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
And Pina
717 innings 70% CS, 16% attempts per inning, 11.5% steals per inning .011 passed balls per inning
"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.
by Kinslerhomer on Apr 8, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
That's tons of attempts.
Above league average at both levels he was at. It’s weird that he has the reputation that you can run on him.
sh*t, I can't believe I fell for that.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I made it completely obvious
even spelling “role” as “roll.”
RickRolling is dated, but it’s still funny to me.
I clicked on it out of habit ...
but I got it closed QUICK before any rollation occured.
I should be okay.
you're quick
Never gonna mess you up, never gonna get you down.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
HEY!
you know the rules, and so do I…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Here I was going to correct your spelling. But after I checked the link, I mean.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Apr 8, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Daniel Cabrera is really bad...
I’m so glad we didn’t take a flier on him. He almost broke the umps arm with a short-hop fastball, and he just had a wild pitch on a fastball that hit the plate. I’m pretty sure he has no clue where the ball is going when he throws it.
OT: Dallas Smoking Ban
Efforts to delay the ban have reportedly been defeated today, as e-mailed to me by the DMN (update on their politics blog shortly, so no link yet), ban to start Friday as planned.
They did something very similar in Fayetteville, AR
about 5 years ago and, being a local leader and popular barfly, I stood against it Even stood in front of the City Council as a member of Free Fayetteville, an organization formed to combat the smoking ban… I was against it then I still am, in principal… but it hasn’t been the economic Hiroshima that every, including me, thought it would be…
Just sayin’
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
wow... correctly count all the typos in that paragraph and win an all expense paid trip to Chernobyl..!
sheesh… Work is getting to me today, apparently
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Most of the places its been tried
it really hasn’t killed restaurants and bars like folks thought it would. I’m pretty ambivalent about smoking bans now. I don’t smoke personally, but in general I’d rather have bars and restaurants have the ability to set their own rules.
I generally didn’t go to restaurants that didn’t do a good enough job of segregating smokers from non-smokers though. Nothing ruins a meal more than someone lighting up in the table next to you and blowing smoke in your direction.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
God, of all things to ban
I’m surprised Cigars aren’t the first thing. They are fairly nauseating.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
Well
Since they are already fairly restricted to certain areas it is nearly impossible to accidentally come across the cigar lounge of a place. But yes, people who don’t smoke them hate cigars.
Smoking
In protesting the smoking ban, did you consider than cigarette smoke harms other people?
May not be the be-all-end-all, but it’s the reason I’m deeply glad smoking’s out of New York bars.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Apr 8, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the argument that always gets thrown out there
If there was no feasible way to avoid smoking, you would have a point, but there are literally hundreds of non-smoking restaurants in DFW. If you’re worried about your health, go to one of them and speak with your wallet. Demanding a restaurant ban smoking just so you can go there in comfort is like going to Taco Bell and demanding a Big Mac.
In the interest of full disclosure, I don’t smoke. However, smoking is legal and if a business owner wants to cater to that clientèle, that’s their right. No one is forced to walk in those doors to either eat or work. Either ban cigarettes altogether or leave businesses alone. Next they’ll ban drinking and then loud talking.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
x
I am only pro smoking ban for selfish reasons – I hate the way cigarette smoke smells and how it sticks to you and your clothes. Personally, every reason anyone has ever given for a smoking ban being a good thing just goes against my personal governmental philosophy. I think the government has no right to meddle in such a fashion. That said, I’d still vote for a ban were it put to a popular vote. Like I said, selfish!
Oh, I enjoy the smoking ban
I just don’t agree with it…
It’s like a storm raging inside me….
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
If you work at a bar or restaurant that allows smoking
You have no feasible way to avoid it, save quitting your job.
"Was this really necsarry?" - cowpoke/hurler hurley
if smoking were that much of an issue
you wouldn’t be working there in the first place…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
also
I’m all for banning loud talking.
"Was this really necsarry?" - cowpoke/hurler hurley
And cell phones
inside of restaurants, grocery stores, convenience stores…
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
yeah
it’s the reason I am aboard…after going to NYC a few times, coming out of the bars and not feeling like I had to shower before I went to bed…such a great feeling.
I’ll be glad when the ban hits, but then again, I like an occasional cigar, so I’m all for a “cigar bars and other bars designated for smokers” situation. Although, I’m sure a higher tax rate would be applied to such bars, putting a chokehold on them.
And at the end of the day, I do agree that bars should be able to decide if they ban smoking, or if they segregate smokers, etc. But maybe they need a kick in the pants to get that rolling. Restaurants, it makes total sense to be smoke-free.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 8, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Cigar Exception
The establishment has to make 15% of their income from the sale of tobacco to allow smoking of cigars inside. So, places like Javier’s Cigar Bar and other specialty cigar shops will probably be ok. I’m cool with that.
Just wanted to add...
Just wanted to add that this bad has gone over just fine in austin and i enjoy it
i think once you realize how much nicer it makes everything you appreciate it a little more
Anyone in the Austin Area?
It has begun. The ritual of agonizing over whether “Revenue Frontier” on TWC Channel 77 will miraculously morph into “MLB Baseball: Cleveland Indians at Texas Rangers”. Anybody know if we get the game tonight?
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
i went to the twc menu online
it says the rangers are on 54 tonight for 78746 zip code but my guide says astros game. i am about to lose it over mlb.tv’s spotty coverage over the last few days and twc not playing the rangers on ch. 77
you might also check
the mlb extra innings channels that are free right now…maybe it won’t be blacked out for some reason
Does TWC carry MLB channel?
I am going to be stuck with cable when I move Saturday.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
oh id love to know this
im incredibly pissed at TWC for not showing either of the first 2 ranger games
worthless bastards…
but now im off to class so that i dont fail…hopefully i return to learn that it will be televised
i'm in san marcos and have time warner
which dropped 77 so i just recently ordered direct tv, which has both the fsn feeds
Support your local Scott Feldman
"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton."
awwww San Marcos, one of my favorite old homes
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
kiko calero
must be all the way back, ’cause he just threw some nasty pitches that AB…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
Lindstrum really struggled
saved by a nice play to end the game with the bases juiced.
Bring on April 6th!
What's she projecting?
What percentage of each starting rotation she’s gonna bang this season?
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
by TomLovesHideki on Apr 8, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Dexter Fowler lead off the Rockies game with his 1st career HR.
My favorite non-Ranger prospect.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
wasn't there a character on Dynasty or Falcon's Crest named Dexter Fowler?
Did I just date myself with those references?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
If you did, count me dated also. Dex Dexter on Dynasty.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
the new famous Dexter

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
that show's pretty awesome
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 8, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
OT: monumental collapse
by Atlanta’s bullpen right now.
10-3 going into the seventh inning. Atlanta’s bullpen has walked 5 and hit a batter in the inning giving up 7 runs and counting. It is now a 10-10, bases loaded and only 1 out.
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
lmao- Philly took the lead 11-10
8 runs in the inning on only 4 hits and Philly left the bases loaded
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
make that 5 hits
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
Trade Byrd to them for some bullpen help.
THAT rumor just died.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Braves have given up 7 in the 7th to the Phillies to tie the game
Bases still loaded, 1 out, Ryan Howard up.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Did you know?
The Nationals averaged 21,000 more people in attendance per game than were at home watching?
Wow, really?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
They need Strasburg so bad.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
WTF???
So, paid attendace 32,000, TV numbers show 11,000 at home watching? Yowzers.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

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