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Game 2 game day thread

Cleveland Indians at Texas Rangers, Apr 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT





 

Go Rangers...don't suck...

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Prediction of the day

Chris Davis erases his bad opener from memory, 2-4 with a HR.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Prediction?

PAIN…..

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

For some reason ...

… I have this feeling David Murphy is gonna do some things tonight.

by shroomer on Apr 8, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

For some reason...

… I have the opposite feeling.

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 8, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't surprise me

I think he’s a better player than a lot of people recognize.

That said, the Rusty Greer comparison people are out to lunch, too. They’re completely different types of players and I don’t think Murphy will ever have the power or OBP that Greer had. He does have defense, though.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not there

to make him nervous, so I agree :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am the Dom, Caromona is the sub.

Whip his ass!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

you've gotta play him sometime

and hey, look at the bright side – even though a pinch hitting assignment is still in the fold, they haven’t started Andruw over anybody yet

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 8, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf??

i go workout with the braves up 10-3 and Vazquez will get the win, now i come back and they lose 12-11???? It can only happen to me…

By the way, where’s andruw??

by Longhorn on Apr 8, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I cannot wait to watch...

sadly, I have tickets to the Mavs/Jazz game. Keep me informed please…need colorful commentary so I can keep updated via iPhone

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 8, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU TCU PHONATHON!

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c

by FormerLSBUser on Apr 8, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

That thing going on again?

Did some of it my freshman year there….decided it was so boring and couldn’t stand people just hanging up on me

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers win 1-0

Crush with a bomb in the bottom of the 9th

by texasraider on Apr 8, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Never aim low in rangers score predictions.

Although i suppose it would be that much more impressive.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm about to leave for the game

dollar hot dog night FTW!

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Apr 8, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I may try Rahr & Son's new Rangers beer tonight

Texas Red

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Apr 8, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's good.

Kinda nutty/chocolate-y dark brew. I had a couple while I was there. Look for “Beers of the World”, they have it—-it is not everywhere.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a bit nutty

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Apr 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i always thought it was skittlebrau

with umlat

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really just the smell.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fausto Carmona

Best name in baseball, although their second baseman has a pretty good first name I gotta say.

If Padilla is on this is could be a great pitcher’s duel.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

my over/under is 12 combined runs.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

According to our nicknaming conventions

They are Faust-Car and Ass-Cab, respectively.

by Telegraph on Apr 8, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never been a fan of those conventions

Although if I were a veteran teammate of Cabrera, he would be called “Ass” for sure.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither am I

They are just vehicles for pre-game loitering

by Telegraph on Apr 8, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

I’ve always pronounced Asdrubal as “Ass Dribble”

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 8, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on, Covelli "Coco" Crisp has to win that race.

I mean his name is Coco Crisp!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

I love you, Marcus Lemon.

"I don’t have any respect for anybody on here. Everyone on here is a fucking asshole who thinks they’re god compared to everyone else." -iorange555.

by thedirkatron on Apr 8, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a very good name, yes.

But in my opinion it is not as good as Fausto Carmona.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers win 7-3

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

You should start a different thread for the game you're watching

Or something. We need to be focused here! Internet is serious business.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Austin sez...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I told Ben once...

…that he reminded me a lot of Austin Scarlett, and that he should go look at him on YouTube and he’d understand why.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josey

is that you.[/ducks quickly]

Your 2009 Snow Monkey Ambassador

by Parman on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Predictions

Rangers 5-2
Hamilton knocks 2 homers
Kinsler bunts to start the game
Padilla pitches through the 8th inning walking 2 and striking out 6.
Cruz makes a stellar catch at the wall in the 8th saving two runs.
Jim Knox is arrested in the middle of the sixth inning after showing a young lady his ‘secret microphone’

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

May your rose-colored glasses be filled

Go Rangers!

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

What uni's will we be sporting tonight?

Padilla likes to go with the Blue tops or the sleeveless (i dont think we have those anymore)…

by Hot Stuff on Apr 8, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

according to Josh Lewin's twitter feed....

…they will be wearing bright white with cool font.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need to check out Josh on twitter...

what was his name again? RangersTVJosh or something like that…

by Hot Stuff on Apr 8, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah that's it

All lowercase. I don’t know if that matters on the tweeter.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is it.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is 105.3 gonna have a pre & post game show this year?

Or KRLD, for that matter?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's do this shit!!

Bring it!!

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

uh yes it is

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

It says HD on my guide

pregame isnt

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

it should be on FSSW......

well at least it is on Dish Network.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woot woot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Apr 8, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

So the people who can afford food at the ballpark get it free?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

speaking of which

come on now, FORCING me to pay an extra 2 or 3 dollars over the price of a BBQ sandwich to get some chips included? please.

and i can’t imagine a thing of fries was freakin 7.50 last year. seems like all the concessions went up.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dr. Laird?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

May our bats be mighty

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Amen

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Viva Viagra!

sorry that comercial just came one..couldn’t resist…

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I taken as directed, you can do more than

“came one”…….

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

came on* LOL I sure hope so for 15 bucks a hit!

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha! I couldn't resist.

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

*ahem*

may our feet be swift

and may our balls be plentiful

I’m checking out until later on. Catch y’all in the second half.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Apr 8, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I was waiting to see if you were home from work yet…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I've been home since 3:30.

I finished saving plastic lives early, came home and took a nap!

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Apr 8, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No fair

I worked 1.5 jobs today :-P

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash's flow is messed up

Excuses before the game even starts, geez.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Linky for the game

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=ce72ce522c61c1ab12cbc3f444e1d755

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Thx

Hello Win Column - no two-tone helmets have been included in our redesign.

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

YW!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need to install software.

Here

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poll:

Whose sweatin’ the forearm?

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Alyssa Sez...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

she is good lookin'

the fact she loves baseball makes her so much better.

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's better

Irish or Italian….

Remember, the Irish have those “F me I’m Italian” shirts going for them….

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

crap.....I meant

“F me I’m Irish”

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

And they're really effing confused...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Opps! Anyone got a towel?

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 8, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

crazy drunk Irish

can’t even dress themselves..

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have been lucky and unlucky enough to have both...

…Irish and Italian girlfriends. It’s hard to say, but both of them were fucking crazy.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the best kind.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Red hats

Will that be the norm?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

w/ the whites I mean

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great, now they're gonna shove red down our throats.

Whatever…just put on some RED, who cares if you look like a goof.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's probably

just the players being superstitious

there are apparently rules for the days they’re wearing the red jerseys, but not the hats

by tangiers on Apr 8, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking that

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Austin

Anyone know if the game is on in Austin for TWC?

by Horns130 on Apr 8, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

When I was there

You had to look for it on a channel that was normally a home shopping channel. Sometimes it would be on the normal FSSW though.

Games were never listed. I bitched and moaned until they faxed me a schedule, but the schedule was always wrong.

Good luck to you, my friend.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true

Channel 77 as I recall.

You’ll have to flip through all the normal channels…

by Lo'Ranger(s)714 on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

TWC….being the worthless bastards they are apparently no longer want to do that

thx though

by Horns130 on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

There is no one there….

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Huh

Red Caps and red socks with the white uni’s, huh?

Hello Win Column - no two-tone helmets have been included in our redesign.

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think I like the red caps and white jerseys

with blue lettering…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toooo much red.

The Rangers are having a primary color identity crisis.

by JBP on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

wow fuck lubbock

I got to watch the pre-game, was told the game was coming up next, and once the commercials were over, it’s motherfucking bullshit poker

by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Apr 8, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

In lubbock too, I was about to bring up the same thing

WTF is the deal?

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you have cable...

see if you have a leased access channel. Sometimes they’ll play regional sports games on those channels.

by JBP on Apr 8, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm on Dish

Almost all the games show up either on FSSW or a sports alternate channel, but not tonight! I’m ticked.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

fuck

"LSB: We’re all-scaploading, all the time." -AJM

by BAC on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you Baby Jesus

for MLB Extra Innings. It’s my Christmas present to myself every year.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Received it as a gift also..

loving the fact that I’m not watching games on my laptop this year.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

How?

Isnt the rangers game blacked out

id buy it if it wasnt for the fact that i couldnt watch the rangers game despite the fact that i cant see it anyways…awesome isnt it

by Horns130 on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not blacked out in Iowa

except Sat. afternoon, Sunday night and whenever they play the White Sox, Royals or Twins.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duh...

Dont know why i was thinking you were in texas…my brain fart

by Horns130 on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's okay

:-) I wish I was…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLB.TV is screwed up again.

I’m watching their advertisement screen listening to the Seattle Mariners’ TV broadcast for their game in Minnesota. All after clicking the Rangers game multiple times. Spectacular.

by Andy Seiler on Apr 8, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Strikeout.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

What the Hell????????

All i’m getting is poker. What the FUCK?????

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

K

Hello Win Column - no two-tone helmets have been included in our redesign.

by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

K

To Start off!

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo, nice.

And yes i had no idea they would do the white/red look, and its quite sharp.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Yuck

I hate these jerseys.

by jthig32 on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

How efficient!

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I heart the red.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

The Padilla Flotilla anyone?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Jeebers, you gotta put size tags in there.

OBTW, I think we are in one of WyoRangers’ pics.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padilla

Not all that great of a pitcher, but dammit he’s one of my favorites even though I complain that he didn’t give them enough innings last year.

Lifetime contract.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

sorry to be a turd

but where are you watching the games, people in the metroplex? FSSW just has a WPT event on…

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Apr 8, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

its definitely FSSW.

dunno whats up for you.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

FSSW here.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah same for me. what the hell????

"It doesn't look like he's trying. It kinda pisses me off," "He could throw 110 if he tried. The way it explodes out of his hand is really something special." ~ B-Mac on Feliz.

by Kinslerhomer on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a fucking joke.

its not even on any of the alternate channels.
this sucks

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is Dish's fault

Called them and said that they’re only airing it in fucking Ohio.
Something about the channel provider pulling it from their network or some BS like that.

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would have been

awesome.

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by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

oh, on replay

kins could ahve threw that…

by Longhorn on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Catchers

Need red gear for the red games.

by jthig32 on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Negatory.

I really liked the red/blue look Salty’s gear gave him on opening day.

Keeping some blue in there when we wear the red kinda differentiates us from the Angels.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I hate the all-red look specifically because it reminds me of the Angels.

by JBP on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

+2

I really like the red hats with the white jerseys. It looks a bit like the Nationals, but the lettering really sets the Rangers’ jerseys apart.

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by RCCook on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Said before, but I feel like saying it, too.

I love the red hats and now I want one. They do look funny with the blue numbers, though.

by philkid3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, I have CLE sound...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll trade ya I'm listening to the M's game and watching the Ranger game

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I think I’ll turn the radio on for sound.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

padilla

i don’t like him throwing out of the stretch at all

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by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok, MLB.tv needs to get their shit together QUICK.

I’m getting the Cleveland video feed and the audio from the Seattle Mariners game.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

i've got it working

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by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

try the other feed

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by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worked.

Good thing we’re paying top dollar for this mess.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv went to a flash format for this year

I think to make it harder for people to stream their feeds on TVants and the like. So they’re gonna be working some quirks out through the first part of the season.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks haf

that was ball 4

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

x

you can stream the game by downloading TVants and going to:

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=ce72ce522c61c1ab12cbc3f444e1d755

Not the best of stream though. I’m disappointed about how difficult it is to find illegal streams of MLB games!

I’ll probably get MLB.tv premium, since I’ve heard great things about it anyways.

by alon91 on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

tvants rocks!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Follow directions

here

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you have a Mac? yeah, or pay MLB

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get VMware Fusion.

Puts xp on your mac. I don’t know if tvants works on theire since I haven’t tried it but it should definitely work.

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by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I cant get it either

I installed the software but the video just wont play

Im just gonna go ahead and assume it is TWC fucking me over in another way

by Horns130 on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm watching it now.

You have to let it spool up a minute, it is peer to peer. Check your FW settings.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Over threw it.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

dangit

kins should have had a slow victor …

by Longhorn on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Check alon91 above,

and watch it

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice kins.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice play Kins

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

the range up the middle is stupid

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay Padz!

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice way to get out of it.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

DVRing the game

I’m guessing they are in the Reds again eh?

And I’ve got to get a red hat… now just to convince the wife and find room in the budget

by bstair on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

sort of

white jersey with red caps and red undershirt/sweatshirt

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by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

CLE has shitty commercials.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha

We’re all fashionistas

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man...

I could really get used to the Extra Inning free preview. Was watching Volquez during the commercial break.

by jthig32 on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

damn ump.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

robbed.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad call

but they can’t see that in real time

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

he does that to cover the ears

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

smart

i think i need to do that

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by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

you have big ears ab?

If I was him with all that $$$ I’d just get the surgery done..he can afford it..

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

so they dont point out as much heh

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

the surgery...yeh and put them in the right place instead of sticking OUT

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

His ears are rather…obtrusive?

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"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehe yeh they're out there ...

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

way to work the walk.

Lets go josh.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

mlb.tv just went dead

have to watch the rangers with the mariners audio now. F

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by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

back

but i dont’ like all fo these hiccups

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by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whip his ass!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

you rang?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Dish the one showing poker?

I’m loving DirecTV and MLB network

by bstair on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes it is

Tried calling them, they said that they’re only showing it in Ohio.

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

In Dallas?

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I live in Fort Worth

Is that what you were asking? lol

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Sorry about that.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol.

That’s horrible. I have DISH up here in CT and I love it. Did they give a reason a local channel isn’t being broadcast?

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...if you want to switch

and save $50 I’d love to refer you man

by bstair on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh carmona didnt look that great.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

he was kinda all over the place…

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol i love that pitch.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

cant watch

Why exactly am i getting poker???

by CDFAN on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

TV Ants

Just downloaded….how do I find the game now? Do I search for it in the keywords or what?

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Here's the link for tonight's game

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=ce72ce522c61c1ab12cbc3f444e1d755

Copy and paste that into your browser, and hit go enter, and that’ll start the application.

In the future, you can find the links here:

http://www.myp2pforum.eu/mlb-baseball/

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forum

here, dude

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

How was that not a strike?

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by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

where was that slider

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

MURPH!

Catching the hell out of that ball!

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

help please

Dish network subscriber, live in Ft Worth. Is the game on TV? FSSW has freaking poker on. Thanks in advance.

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah.

Seems dish is sucking it up. Switch to Direct tv my friend.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Up above!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the 20 other comments discussing this exact topic!

;)

by cmkelly29 on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

was looking for a little help

hoping to avoid reading 300+ comments to find out if I was missing the telecast.

but thanks anyway for a moment of your valuable time

Doctor please. Some more of these.

by tricer on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

This happened last year, too. It switched back eventually or was normal the next game.

Hopefully this is just early season jitters.

by brettgardner on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padilla

Pretty nice movement and decent velocity. Little bit of a lack of command though.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

ill take 2 out of 3 from him

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me live Elvis.

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by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice Pitch!

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO PADILLA

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Bery nice.

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by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

GRAB SOME WOOD

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

The ump

 looked like he was gonna have a stroke calling that strikeout

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

This has got to suck

Atlanta 10, Philadelphia 3

  Bottom 7th: Philadelphia
- E. O’Flaherty relieved G. Norton
- S. Victorino grounded out to third
- C. Utley singled to center
- R. Howard hit by pitch, C. Utley to second
- P. Moylan relieved E. O’Flaherty
- J. Werth walked, C. Utley to third, R. Howard to second
- R. Ibanez singled to left, C. Utley scored, R. Howard to third, J. Werth to second
- P. Feliz singled to center, R. Howard scored, J. Werth to third, R. Ibanez to second
- M. Stairs hit for C. Ruiz
- M. Stairs walked, J. Werth scored, R. Ibanez to third, P. Feliz to second
- B. Boyer relieved P. Moylan
- C. Coste hit for C. Condrey
- C. Coste walked, R. Ibanez scored, P. Feliz to third, M. Stairs to second
- J. Rollins walked, P. Feliz scored, M. Stairs to third, C. Coste to second
- J. Campillo relieved J. Campillo
- S. Victorino singled to right, M. Stairs scored, C. Coste to third, J. Rollins to second
- C. Utley walked, C. Coste scored, J. Rollins to third, S. Victorino to second
- R. Howard grounded out to first, J. Rollins scored, S. Victorino to third, C. Utley to second
- J. Werth flied out to right

8 runs, 4 hits, 0 errors
Atlanta 10, Philadelphia 11

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

you cut and pasted that right?

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Adam J. Morris

Serious Business

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saw that Jeff on Lookout linked that on his site

Trying to bring some hope for their team

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padilla looking good early

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Padz

Sweet mother of K, that was pretty.

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

According to pitch data

padilla threw three straight strikes against choo that were called balls. piss poor

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c

by FormerLSBUser on Apr 8, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

yup

This ump is not very good.

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by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh thank god the MLB.com sound is back

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

YOU CALLED IT!!!!!

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good call

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"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great call!

Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.

by Joker'z on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

well done

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

That should be my last call for the season … then I can finish 100%

by bstair on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wreck it!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on Nellie..

make Ed’s Day!!

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

And he came through.

Check the stats, absolutely, but look at the face.
-Bruce Jenkins

by BHill on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

CRUUUUUUZZZZ

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

NELLLLLIE!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUZZZZZZZ MISSILE

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUZ!!!!!!

See ya Ball!

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ

Eat it Big Steve!!!!! :)

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

I like it when they don’t play against the division right away…

…holy shit Cruz is the real deal…

As I was saying, I’d rather the teams get warmed up before playing the more important games.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Why would we need a new one?

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1 If it ain't broke don't try and fix it

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point

for the record, ive got davis and salty ready to go + a potential daily end game idea ive got.

who should be next on my list – teagarden, murphy, elivs (maybe for a good play instead of hr lol), or..?

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got an Elvis graphic waiting myself

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't need one

this is awesome enough

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Still works to this day

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

god damn

an onslaught of posts

how far did it fly?

im currently looking for a link, fucking thunder game is on in stillwater and i found out that tomorrows game isnt on because of the freakin stars.

does anybody even know what hockey is in oklahoma? not to mention there season’s done

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Im in tahlequah

And on the tv guide for tomorrow it shows the rangers playing at 105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

As I wipe the Rangeraide from my beard

if Cruz shines, we go to the playoffs…..

Heard it here first………..maybe not.

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, pulled his hands inside and everything.

Hard pitch to take out.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aww...poor Murphinator

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Cruz control, bitches!!!!!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Crush

needs to get a hit.

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by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

there we go davis

get that first hit out of the way.

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

That's my boy

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

lol.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you real his lips just then??

It looked like he said “I did it for Micah”….

I shit you not…

well, maybe a little

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Aww…thanks. I wish.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo Davis base hit

Suck it Wash.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

That single was CRUSHed

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Pink Jelly Bean power WOOOO

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha

I’ve seriously considered gifting him some watermelon jelly beans :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

he'd love you 4ever if not longer!

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may do it

But I won’t see him again until July

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the

Christopher Walken-ism in your sig. Nicely played.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you Sota..long time no see..hope all is well!

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crush beating the shift

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a meatball.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, thought Salty had HR #2 off the bat!

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Saltyyyyyy

just missed it

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice salty.

Way to trick lewin.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought that was gone....

But, hey, what to go Salty!

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

SALT MONSTER

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, Salt double anyway.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i bet he knows it

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Already been money for AJM so far

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

easy lewin

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty

he may be good …

Check the stats, absolutely, but look at the face.
-Bruce Jenkins

by BHill on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Pass the Salt, please.

I’ll take a double.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh dear

Josh withe premature ejac.

by jthig32 on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

ELVISSSSSSSSSSS!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Andrus with the speed!

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

ANDRUS SHOWS HIS SPEED

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Wohoo.

Elvis.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

lol thats the way elvis.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

The King!

With the Speed and the RBI single!

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice Elvis

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

ELVIS WIN

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't wait until

he and Borbon are blazing the basepaths together.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

if loving elvis is wrong i dont want to be right

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

shouldn't be lost

nice job taking it the other way to score the run. The hit is just gravy.

by Sherman McCoy on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

did he just leg it out

or beat it easily?

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Tom Goodwin

I haven’t heard that name in forever lol

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

I wanna see Elvis steal now

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

hah nice idea.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice, Jon!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Nicely done

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is outstanding.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bravo Jonny Bravo!!!

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't hit Kins

Padzilla will exact his revenge

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

needs to go

v mart ain’t a defense catcher

by Sherman McCoy on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis is clearly not ready for The Show

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOO KINS KONG!!!!

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by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

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