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GDT III
Return of the Lewin
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Joey
I saw that Feldman quote too….funny stuff.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Ban taxes or just taxes in his tax bracket?
He doesn’t exactly fit in Obama’s targeted tax break range…
Michael redeems himself with a double
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I told you moron pom-pom wavers it would take 100 games.
Now take off your red & blue kneepads.
/JW
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Triple Hammy!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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except let's hope he doesn't get shot
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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He just needs to stay away from strange women
Or it might be Katie with the gun :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I love that guy
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Hammy wants three
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
This maybe the Rangers year
After that Nellie catch nothing will suprise me now.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Sure...
but that was a fun triple to watch.
Does Ron Washington have to choke a bitch???
Hammy
I hear hes good….
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
In my best DeNiro voice
I hear good tings… good tings…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Turrible camera work on that triple, btw.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
If he has a quick inning
He may get a shot at the 7th.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
I've slept with girls like that.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
I like the red and blue arm bands on Josh and Nellie...
they’re like kids just putting on clothes and not caring if it matches.
POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!
I noticed that.
I likey!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Wrong
They scored 2 in the 8th on Monday
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
wow... that was close at home
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Nice
Way to go Hammy
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Murph makes these uni's look good.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Agreed
I like him in this uni
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Nellie with the SB
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Carmona
should have looked at Josh before throwing, but I’m glad he didn’t.
obviously he was looking for the DP but you’re down 4…gotta at least look at em.
Nellie Cruz doin' it ALL!
and wearing my favorite #..!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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bad throw to home plus stolen base
pretty aggressive on the base paths tonight.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
i do!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon CD baby
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Why did Chuck just announce hank?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Damn that was close
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
ooogly out
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
a few more inches and that's an RBI single
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Of all the ways to get out...
Out! No, wait, not out… Out! No, wait, not out, no wait, he did stay on, out.
blalo...er..davis
at least hit it well…hopefully he’ll get one in the green later
Haven't been able to be at the comp during the last 3 innings..
So I’ll sum up my feelings in this post:
@(*& YEAH!!!!!!
That's a good summary
:-)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know him well enough
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Let's go Padilla
Quick inning.
Although, I’m not sure he knows what that means.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
the feed went away :(
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yep -- my TVAnt thing died on a shot of Rafael Betancourt warming up in the bullpen.
I’m going to get mlb.tv since it’s a pretty sweet service anyways.
Jason Jennings is up
Just as he was on Monday…but then he didn’t come in. That’s where my sig comes into play.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Yeah...I saw Millwood wasn't back out
Looked toward the bullpen to see Jennings trot in and couldn’t see the whole player because of the shade. But…I recognized the thighs. I’d know those thighs anywhere.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome sig btw
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Jason Sparings is up
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
was that Nolans wife with the glasses?
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
resized - for her pleasure

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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CRAP, too late
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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diggin the dugout
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Padilla
seems like a lot of leadoff batters have got on base tonight. He has to work under pressure I guess.
Argh!
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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Andrus to Kins
Sooooo pretty…..
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
But Choo beat it
Centerfield shot shows it.
Great effort though.
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That ump
is jealous of CD
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
hold that ball salty
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
It's too late for it...
but I’ll bust it out anyways for the first appearence of the season.
by cmkelly29 on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
this one cracks me up everytime
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Paste Andrus over Young
And it be golden
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Elvis=Future Gold GloveS
How many will he get in his career?
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
c'mon salty
a ball should never go through a catcher’s legs
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
this is why i like knoxy
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Who let Knox
touch that kid?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Yep...
And she sure could down a hot dog. Good quality.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
but she isn't in a commercial selling insurance
or the yellow pages… I thought that was all you were attracted to.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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that's our padilla
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Ah damnit.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Yikes
Bullpen anyone?
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
Damn
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Not that bad.
I’ll take it from Padilla. wasn’t horrible or anything.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Ben Francisco is a Ranger killer.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Second coming of
Vlad?
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Naw, he tries to pull everything.
Once they figure out to outside corner him every time, he’ll roll it over.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
+MVP
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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On a similar note
I saw two different guys at Opening Day in full Red Sox gear…I debated punching them in the crotch, but Rachel reminded me I didn’t want to get kicked out of the game.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously
If you go to a game and don’t care about either of the teams playing, at least wear neutrals. You look like a douche when you wear apparel for a team not even playing in that game.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't like Jason
Jennings or his high 80’s fastball.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Above average
movement on the fastball and secondary pitches are pretty good, methinks.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Ben Francisco already had a 1.048 career OPS against the Rangers
That’s gonna go up after that.
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice 1/3 of an inning by Jennings there
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
As are you
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Making the call
Salty goes yard!!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Human rain delay.
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The Call....
Salty is going deep.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
walk
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
My call...
Salty is going to sleep.
THROW THE DAMN BALL BETANCOURT
This
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
I believe he's still in Arlington
I talked to him in the gift shop on Saturday.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm counting 25sec b/w pitches...
wtf?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Satly
making good contact = very good thing. I know, just stating the obvious here.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
there it is
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Elvis!!!!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
AHHHHHHHHHFDSKFJ:J:JDS:FDS
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HOME RUN
Lewin wanted to say that so badly!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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ELVIS!!!!!
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Woooooo
Elvis’ first HR!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
AAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the preceding post was a great success.
Elvis has left the building.
Baby
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Awful
I have no idea what Jonny Donuts was thinking putting this kid in the Show…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Send him down
I told all of you he wasn’t ready. Just wait until you see Vizquel.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
THIS KID IS NOT READY AT ALL!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
perfect first HR, straight to the bullpen
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
HOLLY SHIT
I thought he had no pop??
Screw you Josey
by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Elvis says:
FUCK YOU SLUGGING PERCENTAGE
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You ain't nothing but a
Hound dog!
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT HOLSHIT YEAHH
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At least it went into the bullpen
They can keep it for him. I bet Eddie hangs onto it and tries to make him pay for it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Or C.J.
He’ll probably have some fun with the kid before he gives it back.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec this post if you're having the time of your life
by Joey Matschulat on Apr 8, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 16 recs
Rec'd like the fist of an angry god.
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
you know....
there really shouldn’t be a 12 second rule if umps aren’t going to enforce it… Seriously
has anyone
every seen an umpire call tell the pitcher to hurry the delivery? I can’t think of a time that I have. WIth the high strike I think umpires are getting better ever since they have been “graded”
Chan Ho got a ball called on him
I was at the game and remember thinking “thank you ump” it was so ridiculous.
Andrus
Elvis just sent the Indians to the Heartbreak Hotel

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
by SCDP on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
MY up to the plate with Sure Shot by the Beastie Boys
It always surprises me to hear the players’ AB songs… I don’t know why, but Young has always struck me as more of an Air Supply kinda guy…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Here's some better lyrics
I won a Gold Glove, I didn’t deserve to
I know it’s not right, believe me it’s so wrong
I won a Gold Glove, I didn’t deserve to
I can’t be too late to say that they were so wrong
Oh wow...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Brilliant....
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played
Rec’d, good sir.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
Ha ha
What is CD’s music? He’s a strange one too.
I love Nellie’s music though, even if I can’t understand it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit Josh
Why the hell didnt he say it, that wouldve been awesome
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c
by FormerLSBUser on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
did they already show rangers?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
horseshit
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
sike
good call
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
I'm behind on TiVo, just so I could watch that again.
That was great. Damn. And Lewin’s call was even amusing.
If you told me Elvis would never hit an opposite field home run, I might not have doubted you.
It only took, like, 7 plate appearances.
how big a shot
was it
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in the bullpen
it was purdy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Wish I knew
My TVants crapped out about an inning ago and I’m still trying to get it back up… hope we have a replay.
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I've got it pulled up and the sound's working
Just no video.
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
ha, favorite movie
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
My yahoo conversation with my GF (who is a Padres fan)
melissa --: why are the Padres wearing a camo uniform?
inkara1: I’m not sure why they do that sometimes… it’s an alternate uniform they wear from time to time
inkara1: last year with that 18-inning marathon… they were wearing the camo ones that day I think
melissa --: ok cause man they are ugly
inkara1: yeah, I’ll admit I’m no fan of them either
melissa --: so how are the rangers doing?
inkara1: up 6-3
melissa --: who are they playing?
inkara1: Cleveland
melissa --: ok
inkara1: now pitching for Cleveland: Rafael Betancourt, the “human rain delay”
melissa --: ok
inkara1: pitch made… now
inkara1: next one made…
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: (last one was foul)
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: now
melissa --: holy shit
inkara1: nest one…
inkara1: *next
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: now
inkara1: HR
melissa --: yay
inkara1: Elvis Andrus first major league HR
melissa --: :)
inkara1: Elvis has left the building.
melissa --: lol boo
melissa --: like he’s never heard that before
inkara1: Our PBP guy wanted to say it so badly, too, but he promised he wouldn’t
melissa --: lol ok
Guess I arrived in time.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Where you been?
Haven’t seen you in a while here.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
I don't have any good excuses anymore.
Life gets in the way.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
To paraphrase Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Josey you suck, Josey you suck. You don’t do anything of value. Josey you suck. Go write about The Show. But instead you sit and write these bullshit posts. It’s so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway.
Seeking a new signature...
webgem #2
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Kinsler
Home on the Range
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This defense is way better than last year
could be the difference with this team
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
take it back
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinsler's play
i had visions of sports hernias dancing in my head
Jennings done
Thanks, man.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
uh oh
i don’t like the way he landed on his right shoulder…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
He got up slowly
But I think he’s ok
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, Kinsler
Wish I coulda seen that.
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Eddie is a...
heart attack on the mound waiting to happen. He is winded already after one pitch. I guess Nolan skipped conditioning with him.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
And there's Elvis' youthful inexperience
Darn…
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
And there's Elvis' awesomeness
It all works out.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
And there's Andrus' first error
Copying MY is not a good thing, Elvis.
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But just like that, redemption.
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm happy with CJ in the 8th and Frankie in the 9th.
Just the rest of the bullpen sucks.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Yep.
We need Nippert back. I’ve got a good feeling about him this year.
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Ian sporting the two-tone helmet
in that commercial. I still like them. Flame me if you want.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
i like 'em too
perfect day to wear them would be on days like today…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
I'm still hoping to get one :)
Someone is working on that for me.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll check it out
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey
Micah you know the ab03 way. don’t say stuff you know people disagree with. I thought you knew that.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Elvis is a team player
He wanted Ceej to get the hold opp and Fx2 to get the save opp.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
its all about the fantasy baseball
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
so how did the error happen?
and where was the throw?
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Elvis was playing on the RF side of 2B with the shift
Fielded the ball, then just threw it high to 1B. Davis had to leap to catch it, runner safe.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
He was on the other side of 2B for the shift
The ball went the right direction but was a boot or so too high
He was positioned behind 2B on the shift for Hafner
Got the ball with plenty of time. Just over-threw the ball.
high throw to first from behind second
on the shift. TAG brought up a good point that he probably hasn’t made that may too often.
by Sherman McCoy on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
well
i didn’t realize it was RP when i said that…he’s pretty good.
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
I missed it
What happened to Josh?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
thx
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Eddie's ball
Josh describes it best when he refers to them as “frisbees.”
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Blalock has such an ugly swing
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
+1
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't call it ugly
but it definitely isn’t graceful
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Confession
I was testing a theory. I was ragging on Blalock’s swing Monday and then he hit a HR.
But I really do hate it. It looks like he’s about to become disjointed at the waist.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Starting to feel uneasy.
The guys in red need at least one more run.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?



































