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Return of the Lewin

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Joey

I saw that Feldman quote too….funny stuff.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Ban taxes or just taxes in his tax bracket?

He doesn’t exactly fit in Obama’s targeted tax break range…

by Andy Seiler on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

told you it would be the 5th

well, it should be.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

and it is

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Michael redeems himself with a double

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck MY.

i ked.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

MY

200 hits this year?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

with 50 doubles

he and MY will set a duos double record.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY says....

FU E5.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

HAMILTON!!!!!

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I told you moron pom-pom wavers it would take 100 games.

Now take off your red & blue kneepads.

/JW

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

HAMMY TRIPLE!!!!!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Triple Hammy!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Roy Hobbs.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

except let's hope he doesn't get shot

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just needs to stay away from strange women

Or it might be Katie with the gun :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that guy

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Hammy wants three

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

This maybe the Rangers year

After that Nellie catch nothing will suprise me now.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh

FYI, HRs are less work.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Sure...

but that was a fun triple to watch.

Does Ron Washington have to choke a bitch???

by xxthetoddxx on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammy

I hear hes good….

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

In my best DeNiro voice

I hear good tings… good tings…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Turrible camera work on that triple, btw.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, the director wasn’t expecting Josh to go for the triple

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still

they didn’t even show him running to second base.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he has a quick inning

He may get a shot at the 7th.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Built for Fun"

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've slept with girls like that.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the red and blue arm bands on Josh and Nellie...

they’re like kids just putting on clothes and not caring if it matches.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I noticed that.

I likey!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Nellie

break it open and lets get to thier bullpen

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

wow... that was close at home

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

That is AWESOME!

Good job scoring that, Josh!

by Inkara1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

Way to go Hammy

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Murph makes these uni's look good.

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

I like him in this uni

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nellie with the SB

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Nelson Cruz is awesome.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Carmona

should have looked at Josh before throwing, but I’m glad he didn’t.
obviously he was looking for the DP but you’re down 4…gotta at least look at em.

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Nellie Cruz doin' it ALL!

and wearing my favorite #..!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

bad throw to home plus stolen base

pretty aggressive on the base paths tonight.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I like it

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyone have

Cruz on thier fantasy team?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

starting lineup.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i do!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

starting

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Ryin A on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon CD baby

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Why did Chuck just announce hank?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

whoops, he did…lol

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn that was close

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

TAG with

Ryan Howard comp for CD.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

ooogly out

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

a few more inches and that's an RBI single

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

well at least he hit one well.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Not bad

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Of all the ways to get out...

Out! No, wait, not out… Out! No, wait, not out, no wait, he did stay on, out.

by Inkara1 on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

blalo...er..davis

at least hit it well…hopefully he’ll get one in the green later

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a good summary

:-)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's go Padilla

Quick inning.

Although, I’m not sure he knows what that means.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Jason Jennings is up

Just as he was on Monday…but then he didn’t come in. That’s where my sig comes into play.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

haha, i was wondering how that played out

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...I saw Millwood wasn't back out

Looked toward the bullpen to see Jennings trot in and couldn’t see the whole player because of the shade. But…I recognized the thighs. I’d know those thighs anywhere.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome sig btw

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jason Sparings is up

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

was that Nolans wife with the glasses?

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Where's Alyssa?

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

resized - for her pleasure

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

CRAP, too late

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grazie

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

diggin the dugout

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Padilla

seems like a lot of leadoff batters have got on base tonight. He has to work under pressure I guess.

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Argh!

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckin' ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

So close!

Nice play by Andrus though

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Andrus to Kins

Sooooo pretty…..

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

that was a hit last year

by BHill on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.

by BigGuns on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

But Choo beat it

Centerfield shot shows it.

Great effort though.

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by Brandon Bibb on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That ump

is jealous of CD

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

hold that ball salty

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

It's too late for it...

but I’ll bust it out anyways for the first appearence of the season.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

this one cracks me up everytime

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paste Andrus over Young

And it be golden

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis=Future Gold GloveS

How many will he get in his career?

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

c'mon salty

a ball should never go through a catcher’s legs

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

this is why i like knoxy

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Who let Knox

touch that kid?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

lol i love knox.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

she's a little young

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep...

And she sure could down a hot dog. Good quality.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

but she isn't in a commercial selling insurance

or the yellow pages… I thought that was all you were attracted to.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU KNOX

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Ryin A on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

that's our padilla

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

solid game again. very typical of him…

by Longhorn on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

SHit.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah damnit.

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Ouch

Bye bye Padilla.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Yikes

Bullpen anyone?

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Not that bad.

I’ll take it from Padilla. wasn’t horrible or anything.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Ben Francisco is a Ranger killer.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Second coming of

Vlad?

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Naw, he tries to pull everything.

Once they figure out to outside corner him every time, he’ll roll it over.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

+MVP

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

On a similar note

I saw two different guys at Opening Day in full Red Sox gear…I debated punching them in the crotch, but Rachel reminded me I didn’t want to get kicked out of the game.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

If you go to a game and don’t care about either of the teams playing, at least wear neutrals. You look like a douche when you wear apparel for a team not even playing in that game.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't like Jason

Jennings or his high 80’s fastball.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Above average

movement on the fastball and secondary pitches are pretty good, methinks.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Center of the plate

belt high….

And you wonder why it got crushed

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Ben Francisco already had a 1.048 career OPS against the Rangers

That’s gonna go up after that.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

reply to Coolaid.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice 1/3 of an inning by Jennings there

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

As are you

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Making the call

Salty goes yard!!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Rafael Betancourt

The one guy slower on the mound than Vicente Padilla.

by Inkara1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Human rain delay.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Call....

Salty is going deep.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

walk

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

My call...

Salty is going to sleep.
THROW THE DAMN BALL BETANCOURT

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

This

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

almost

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok Salty

you are only batting .500. That won’t cut it.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Where is Mr. Saltalamacchia?

Has he posted around here in a while?

by cmkelly29 on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I believe he's still in Arlington

I talked to him in the gift shop on Saturday.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

Missed it.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm counting 25sec b/w pitches...

wtf?

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

watch the ump, he doesn’t even bother squatting until Betancourt breaks toward the plate

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Satly

making good contact = very good thing. I know, just stating the obvious here.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

HOMERUN ELVIS!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

there it is

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis!!!!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHFDSKFJ:J:JDS:FDS

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

HOME RUN

Lewin wanted to say that so badly!

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

ELVIS!!!!!

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Woooooo

Elvis’ first HR!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis has left the building.

Baby

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Lewin almost said it.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Awful

I have no idea what Jonny Donuts was thinking putting this kid in the Show…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Send him down

I told all of you he wasn’t ready. Just wait until you see Vizquel.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
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by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS KID IS NOT READY AT ALL!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

perfect first HR, straight to the bullpen

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLLY SHIT

I thought he had no pop??

Screw you Josey

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

This

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis says:

FUCK YOU SLUGGING PERCENTAGE

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis say fuck you slug percentage. He do it himself.

by Keynes on Apr 8, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love you, Elvis.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

You ain't nothing but a

Hound dog!

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

That was fantastic...

didn’t think it was going out initially.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT HOLSHIT YEAHH

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

At least it went into the bullpen

They can keep it for him. I bet Eddie hangs onto it and tries to make him pay for it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Or C.J.

He’ll probably have some fun with the kid before he gives it back.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn...

opp field bomb. I could get used to him

by erikj07 on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

you know....

there really shouldn’t be a 12 second rule if umps aren’t going to enforce it… Seriously

by erikj07 on Apr 8, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

has anyone

every seen an umpire call tell the pitcher to hurry the delivery? I can’t think of a time that I have. WIth the high strike I think umpires are getting better ever since they have been “graded”

by erikj07 on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chan Ho got a ball called on him

I was at the game and remember thinking “thank you ump” it was so ridiculous.

by drizzle on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andrus

Elvis just sent the Indians to the Heartbreak Hotel

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by SCDP on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

MY up to the plate with Sure Shot by the Beastie Boys

It always surprises me to hear the players’ AB songs… I don’t know why, but Young has always struck me as more of an Air Supply kinda guy…

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Here's some better lyrics

I won a Gold Glove, I didn’t deserve to
I know it’s not right, believe me it’s so wrong
I won a Gold Glove, I didn’t deserve to
I can’t be too late to say that they were so wrong

by cmkelly29 on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel the white soul. It’s strong.

by shroomer on Apr 8, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wow...

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brilliant....

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well played

Rec’d, good sir.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

What is CD’s music? He’s a strange one too.

I love Nellie’s music though, even if I can’t understand it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit Josh

Why the hell didnt he say it, that wouldve been awesome

This is our year.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c

by FormerLSBUser on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

did they already show rangers?

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

horseshit

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

sike

good call

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm behind on TiVo, just so I could watch that again.

That was great. Damn. And Lewin’s call was even amusing.

If you told me Elvis would never hit an opposite field home run, I might not have doubted you.

It only took, like, 7 plate appearances.

by philkid3 on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

how big a shot

was it

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

in the bullpen

it was purdy

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wish I knew

My TVants crapped out about an inning ago and I’m still trying to get it back up… hope we have a replay.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

good block salty

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

My yahoo conversation with my GF (who is a Padres fan)

melissa --: why are the Padres wearing a camo uniform?
inkara1: I’m not sure why they do that sometimes… it’s an alternate uniform they wear from time to time
inkara1: last year with that 18-inning marathon… they were wearing the camo ones that day I think
melissa --: ok cause man they are ugly
inkara1: yeah, I’ll admit I’m no fan of them either
melissa --: so how are the rangers doing?
inkara1: up 6-3
melissa --: who are they playing?
inkara1: Cleveland
melissa --: ok
inkara1: now pitching for Cleveland: Rafael Betancourt, the “human rain delay”
melissa --: ok
inkara1: pitch made… now
inkara1: next one made…
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: (last one was foul)
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: now
melissa --: holy shit
inkara1: nest one…
inkara1: *next
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: …
inkara1: now
inkara1: HR
melissa --: yay
inkara1: Elvis Andrus first major league HR
melissa --: :)
inkara1: Elvis has left the building.
melissa --: lol boo
melissa --: like he’s never heard that before
inkara1: Our PBP guy wanted to say it so badly, too, but he promised he wouldn’t
melissa --: lol ok

by Inkara1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Guess I arrived in time.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Where you been?

Haven’t seen you in a while here.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have any good excuses anymore.

Life gets in the way.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

To paraphrase Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Josey you suck, Josey you suck. You don’t do anything of value. Josey you suck. Go write about The Show. But instead you sit and write these bullshit posts. It’s so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway.

Source.

Seeking a new signature...

by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

KINSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

webgem #2

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract

by octoberty on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler

Home on the Range

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy crap

How did Kinsler get there???

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

This defense is way better than last year

could be the difference with this team

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

take it back

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler's play

i had visions of sports hernias dancing in my head

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Jennings done

Thanks, man.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

uh oh

i don’t like the way he landed on his right shoulder…

by Longhorn on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

He got up slowly

But I think he’s ok

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not bad, Mr. Jennings.

You’re tolerable in doses.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, Kinsler

Wish I coulda seen that.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Eddie is a...

heart attack on the mound waiting to happen. He is winded already after one pitch. I guess Nolan skipped conditioning with him.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Eh........

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

And there's Elvis' youthful inexperience

Darn…

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

And there's Elvis' awesomeness

It all works out.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

And there's Andrus' first error

Copying MY is not a good thing, Elvis.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

But just like that, redemption.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ-Frankie to win

it will happen.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm happy with CJ in the 8th and Frankie in the 9th.

Just the rest of the bullpen sucks.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

We need Nippert back. I’ve got a good feeling about him this year.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay. better.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Ian sporting the two-tone helmet

in that commercial. I still like them. Flame me if you want.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

i like 'em too

perfect day to wear them would be on days like today…

by Longhorn on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still hoping to get one :)

Someone is working on that for me.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll check it out

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

Micah you know the ab03 way. don’t say stuff you know people disagree with. I thought you knew that.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

STALKER!!!!

Its not that you like he Helmets….

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis is a team player

He wanted Ceej to get the hold opp and Fx2 to get the save opp.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

He took one for the team

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

its all about the fantasy baseball

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh. I'm OK with that.

Let’s finish this.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

so how did the error happen?

and where was the throw?

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis was playing on the RF side of 2B with the shift

Fielded the ball, then just threw it high to 1B. Davis had to leap to catch it, runner safe.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was positioned behind 2B on the shift for Hafner

Got the ball with plenty of time. Just over-threw the ball.

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

high throw to first from behind second

on the shift. TAG brought up a good point that he probably hasn’t made that may too often.

by Sherman McCoy on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed it

What happened to Josh?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

thx

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eddie's ball

Josh describes it best when he refers to them as “frisbees.”

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Blalock has such an ugly swing

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't call it ugly

 but it definitely isn’t graceful

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Confession

I was testing a theory. I was ragging on Blalock’s swing Monday and then he hit a HR.

But I really do hate it. It looks like he’s about to become disjointed at the waist.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blalock

Working the count. Needs to do that all year.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Starting to feel uneasy.

The guys in red need at least one more run.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

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