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Let's go Nellie.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

GDT IV

The Phantom Andrus

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

GDT4

Is GDT traffic up from last year?

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

this is how the season always starts

and then drops off as the team does

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

NELSON!!!!!!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

HE ANSWERED!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

#2 HR for CRUUUUZZZZ

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Cruz is a beast.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Nelly

I like it a lot.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Good lord!

Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.

by Joker'z on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Nellie strikes again

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUZ MISSILE MUTHAFUCKZ!

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!

What a shot by Nellie!!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

somebody here called that…

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my god

that HR gave me a boner

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

upper deckerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

i think he got all of it

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

There's your insurance run!!!

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

yes.

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec it up!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not for a moment

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

AAAAA Player?

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

No, no...

I’m doing that after every Nellie HR this year.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

It works

If it ain’t broke then it doesn’t need fixing

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh jeez.....

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

So take...

Oh no, you’re not gonna get me this time…

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

so hot

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a lot of HR.....

can’t wait to abuse those who ragged on me for drafting Nellie….

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Upper deck left field???

I was about to post it

although no one will believe me now.

by bstair on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the first time i put the call in

and the guy didn’t strike out.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Hum

Cruz, Hamilton or Davis..

Who hits the longest bomb this year?

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I still think Hamilton is going to put one on the roof of the RF porch

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammy

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn I wish I coulda seen Cruz's shot.

Sounded massive.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

it was epic

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's no way that's all it was...

I was thinking it had to be closer to 450 or 460.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cruz

Not a team player. How is CJ suppose to get the hold now? And what about FF’s save? >:|

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a bet with an idiot for $20

Over/Under for Cruz’s HR season total at 20. He set the over/under # and he took the under.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

He's on pace for 162 homers.

You’re doing OK.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take 2 every other game

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by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was freakin' LAUNCHED.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

in my pants

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

On a boat.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

in a box

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

upper deck in left field?

god damn

i was honestly thinking about posting im putting in teh call (just saw somebody put in the call in the last thread)

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

only 15th in

history of the ballpark

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by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

save CJ or Frankie

for day game tomorrow?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

Go with Feldman. Or Madrigal.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad for you...

CJ again. Think using him in 3 of 4 days is smart? That’s what would happen if it’s a close game in the 8th tomorrow…

by Andy Seiler on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

To the Indians

This

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Ouchie

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

And Ceej hits the first batter he faces

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ceej just clocked him.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I think C.J. wanted the guy to charge him

Just so I could cross something else off my season wish list

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Something always happens

When that idiot knox is interviewing drunks.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

No, seriously people.

When do we descend on Knox?

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on, Wash

C.J. in the 8th protecting an 8 run lead?

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon CJ!

finish this game damnit

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

The fan of the game award should have been revoked

When he said Elvis was going to “fill the shoes of MY.” Take it back, sir. Elvis > MY.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

PITCH WITH A LEAD!!!!

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Nellie did this to me

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

don't act like you're not impressed

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ is in suck mode tonight

FX2 will get the save opp thanks to Ceej.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit, RGL.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Eff you CJ

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO

It’s 2008 CJ…

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

not lookin' good for Mr. Guitar Hero

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit Ceej

He’s just not the same pitcher with a multi run lead.

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Indeed. Not a good sign.

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice glove work by MY

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay

Get someone up in the pen, now, please.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY flashing the Glove

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey look at that...

and it froze my extra innings…

by cmkelly29 on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

MY just saved Ceej on that one.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Thats a Third Baseman

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone heard an attendance?

Looks like a decent crowd.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Buechele is managing the Blaze now?

My first ever Rangers game, the one where I became a fan, Buechele got a hit and everyone booed for him.

by Inkara1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't worry CJ will

only give up 3 runs load the bases then get the third out. Will be up 8-7.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty hurt?

Not good

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't expect TAG to get so excited when Lloyd from Entourage was mentioned

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

dude was in a Ramones video

Never forget

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAG was?

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeppers

Josh brings it up at least once a season

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive still yet to actually see him in the video

if i remember right he said its “substitute”

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by rentz on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've looked for it

but I’ve never been able to find it…

They showed screenshots from it a few years ago with TAG circled in the pics…

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

poo poo

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe literally

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uhoh...Salty?

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh-oh

What’s wrong with Salty?

by Inkara1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

UH OH!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty looks confused.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

salts!?

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

that doesn't look good

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit thats scary.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB

by coolaid on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty is sick?

Guess he could use some Tea.

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

What the heck is going on?

Salty just looks doosy and walks off the field.

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by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Somethin' like that.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody get the smelling salts!!!

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

what happened?

get hit in his salty balls?

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

elaborate please?

have no feed

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

And opposing hitters destroy said pitches.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is that about?

i think I jinx’d him. I just wrote a FanPost about him. I hate myself.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ’s pitching is making Salty sick

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

sorry

a lot of people dog ceej on here some warranted but a lot isnt my bad

by blueballlefty on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he is dizzy tonight

Get ready for July and August when it is still 100 degrees at 10 PM.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

He's played here during that before

Plus, it’s that way in Atlanta and Florida… this is his first opening series here.

by Inkara1 on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

soooo....

catchers need time to warm up too?

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

get hit with a bat?

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by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Maxram

Is he being handed a plane ticket right now?

by shroomer on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

there we go CJ.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ Wilson sucks.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck you CJ.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus christ people

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by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

GAAAAAAAAAAH

Cmon, guys!

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh COME ON!!

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG.

Stop sucking at throwing to first tonight guys, JEEZ!

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

i think they have a mental block

like the catcher in major league 2 that couldnt throw back to the pitcher

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by rentz on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ump said his fott was off to the side of it.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spelling Nazi

*foot

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

well sheeeeiiit

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by rentz on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

so much for our infield defense being improved

3 errors tonight

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah it's improved.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've all been on stupidly easy throws.

That’s the annoying part.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would be calling it clown baseball

…but they’re doing other stuff pretty well. Defensively and offensively anyway.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

All throwing errors, FWIW

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know it's a small sample size

but if you can’t knee jerk in a GDT, when can you knee jerk

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

in the bathroom.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flashbacks.....

How I hate them.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

juda EFFN PRIEST

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm telling you...

…every time the pitcher has to come off the mound to field the ball, I feel like the ball is getting thrown away.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Same here.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow sizemore as the tieing run because of that

just stupid.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Spelling Nazi again

tying*

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

thankyou kind sir

i appreciate your input.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm I assume...

So return sarcasm:

You’re welcome.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Instead of "BlackFrancis"

I was thinking about being “Grammar Police”.

by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

tying man at the plate

why is Wilson still on the mound?

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

is Mr. Fantastic available to play first?

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Who would that be?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Broussard?

lawl

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

you never read comic books as a child, did you?

Fantastic Four

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um no

And I don’t see how these errors are the 1B’s fault

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

nor do I,

I was just pointing out who Mr. Fantasic is

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

nor do I, I was simply pointing out that if we had a 1st baseman who could stretch beyond belief, we’d be better off tonight.

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

This has very little to do with lust

But I know I’m not the most objective person when it comes to Davis

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

they weren't Davis fault, but

Mr Fantastic would have bailed them out

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

DP Dino please

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I prefer

DP Alyssa

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

As do I

But she isn’t working as well as DP Dino does

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson has two pitches.

Fastball down the middle.

Bad gyro.

Seeking a new signature...

by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Dude.

It was a joke.

Seeking a new signature...

by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't fall prey

He’s a confirmed “bit guy”.

by brettgardner on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Thanks for looking out for me, bg.

Seeking a new signature...

by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

a lot of people dog cj on here, i didnt know you were joking, but sorry

by blueballlefty on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ with the K!!!!!!!

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

GOOD CJ

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice pitch

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice.

Needed that.

Seeking a new signature...

by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

oh thank god again.

NO RUNS SHALL PASS

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

One more out.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ

K

Badly needed K

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by Brandon Bibb on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

nice.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

That’s more like it CJ.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Just dial it up, RGL.

Stop being cute.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Cmon, Dumpmaster.

How about a little infield popup?

Seeking a new signature...

by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Good CJ with that pitch

will Bad CJ show up against DeRosa? no one knows….

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Needs to locate the slider better.

Keeps missing too much.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

See what happens when you listen to my pitching advice?

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strikeout.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Or not.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

No No.

He’s right.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok there ya go.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm .. ?

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I apologized above. lol.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Derosa, I'm sure you're a good human being

But die like a dog.

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

there you go

atta way CJ

my sig is better than yours

by MayurP on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

go rangers!

sorry. missed the first game and this game…got married saturday :)

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

congrats.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

congrats.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

nobody cares

just kidding. congrats man.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You seem

To have some passive-aggressive tendencies.

by brettgardner on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

my pet peeve malapropism

that is not passive aggressive.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

you will need to change your sig.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome....

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats

That’s a club I’ve decided I never want to join.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I kinda like doing my own thing. And the selection of guys out there (that I’ve witnessed via my friends’ relationships) isn’t that promising anyway.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can understand that

Maybe one day when you least expect it you might find the right guy.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

As long as he doesn’t make me give up baseball.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he tried, he wouldn't be a man...

nuff said

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The selection

is better in Texas than Iowa. Just sayin’.

by Melmart1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong

About being a Swinger for the rest of life

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats

hopefully she doesn’t find out about your avatar…

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

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by sprite on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats dude.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats gossamer!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

congrats :)

my sig is better than yours

by MayurP on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOOD CJ GOOD CJ GOOD CJ!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

got him swinging

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Got 'Em!

holy crap, that was an ugly inning

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Yipeeeeee.

POW!! ..........................POW!! POW!!

by b.pate on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite

CJ makes vintage Frankie Cordero innings look boring

Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

too close

but hell yes.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

That was huge

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

thank god

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ WHEW

STOP SCARING ME

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Get used to it....

2009 might be just, just, a bit better than 2008 as far as scares go…

by hoveman on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

Whew…

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice CJ

Now don’t scare me like that again

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Mavs are

Taking care of business 63-48

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Jazz

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

THANK GOD

that was a little too much fun

by Sherman McCoy on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH

Hell yah.

Nice recovery.

Still… we could do without the rollercaster ride.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

atta boy, never doubted you!!!!!1

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

hes probably just sick or something.

hopefully

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll be back in Detroit.

Tea will probably start tomorrow.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto

Not watching game, working late, will watch tivo when i get home… anyone got any news?

by hoveman on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

They said no update as of yet.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am too...

Any time your catcher just gets up and walks off the field looking like that, it’s scary.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

um

what?

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by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I don’t want to see MaxRam backing up Teagarden for two weeks.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

Now that its a break, can someone who is watching tell me what the hell happened to Salty?

"LSB: We’re all-scaploading, all the time." -AJM

by BAC on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

just got up and staggered off the field

don’t know anymore than that

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT in Cin

Laynce vs F-Rod, bases loaded, 2 outs, bottom 9th

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

warning track out

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is exciting

ive got no radio feed and the tv stream crapped out

so all i have is this gdt thread and an updater that’s behind this game thread. it’s so funny to see when something happens a barrage of comments (probably 30+ since the cj K) and im just left to wonder before i scroll down if it’s a good thing or bad thing

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

2 scoreless for KC today.

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ll keep C.J.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Laynce Nix Update

He just hit a two out bases loaded pitch to the warning track in a 9-7 game.

Looked gone off the bat.

by philkid3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Tea

here comes the catcher who will ultimately get the most AB’s this season.

by kwood on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

why wouldn't he

much better defense and I think better hitter. Certainly more power

by kwood on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

TT is a better hitter?

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

not the better hitter

the much better trade bait. He could nab Buckholtz. I hope he does.

by Hull Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

Keep telling yourself that.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

for Boston?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

McLemore

looking reeaaaallly old these days.

by Garcia on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

nobody said we can have this

and we most certainly cannot have this

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No not this either

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

-1

No LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA references here. And look what it did. Double play for the offense. Boo Rally monkey.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Puke

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty left with lightheadedness.

Fuuuuuuuck me.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

TAY TEA SUCKS!

heh

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

well that sucked.

rally images while leading are bad luck

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I was thinking that too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rally Cuddy

I was going to do a Rally Kutner, but I was afraid that that would mean the Rally would die.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

yum

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can get behind this

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit AJM. I was gonna watch that episode after the game...

Way to spoil it.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

you figured out what’s going to happen from the word die on a doctor’s show?

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew someone died.

And since he mentions Kutner and died referring to Kutner in the same sentence, yeah I kinda got it.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's ridiculous

it’s a show where patients are on the verge of death every episode.

you had to have known before that.

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yahoo news.

Stupid internet and its immediate spreading of news.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I figured since it has been all over the news, and it has been 48 hours since the episode aired, it would be safe.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is there a 48-hour rule I'm not aware of?

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, alright.

Fine. I figured being in college I could at least get a 72-hour grace period.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I’m bracing myself for Wire and Lost references.

I think I’m 48 weeks behind.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i only know of the 10 second rule

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

define all over the news

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Front page on Yahoo

Front page on CNN.com. On several blogs I read.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't ever look at the front page of anything...

that’s what RSS feeds are for

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

cnn ruined it for me

in their front page headline no less

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

that doesn't explain the way he left

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

the second it happened without even showing his face (actor not there)

i knew he was gone for something.

personally i didn’t like it. i know they played up the whole suicide can come out of nowhere angle and its true, but still.. clearly thats not how he was portrayed and they just had to do it out of nowhere. didnt feel right.

actual moment was well done though.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

he said he was on the set when it happened

Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder

by ab03 on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still baffled

By your pet peeve malapropism….?

by brettgardner on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 2 out noone on rally image

your chances of success are low

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well

I had already found the image but hadn’t posted it when we had the GIDP. And I wanted to use the Kutner line.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha nice

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay

maybe Cuddy should have died instead…

by Longhorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

STOP WITH THE HOUSE CLUES!!!

I haven’t seen the episode yet…

Your cooperation is appreciated

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry but..

having the twist spoiled isn’t exactly the end of the world. Life goes on and I can’t be bothered to put spoilers warnings around every bit of pop culture reference out there.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, it isn't the end of the world

but it’s off topic and a little politeness wouldn’t be the end of your world, would it?

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyone

makin the call for elvis?

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I love Closer Carlin

For real

-- Micah
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"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

who doesnt?

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on Frankie!!

My fantasy team needs a save, and so do the Rangers.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Rally Rudd

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by Maximilian on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

....the indians are up

perhaps rudd is a curse?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Rally Rudd, I like, nice.

by hoveman on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

c’mon ballgirl, lay out.

by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh.

For some reason, I chuckled.

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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 down, 2 to go...

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Whew.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Does anyone know how to do “The Frank”???

by River Fenix on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

i could tell you how to do the

frankie lymon

it’s similar to the river phoenix

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would have been a HR

If it were June or after.

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

That one probably would have too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

One more out.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

2 down

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Frankie = easy sauce.

This one’s in the bag.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I like this crowd tonight.

more vocal.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Wasn't the Opening Day crowd loud?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol sarcasm?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go to a game where there's a walk off.

Now THAT is a loud Ranger crowd.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Might not happen for me

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well as many as we had last year...

There’s bound to be another few this year. Just go to a lot of games. Eventually you’ll get one. lol.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um...

…unless Hicks sends the jet for me, that won’t happen.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol that sucks.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE STRIKE.

STRIKE EM’ OUT!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

One more strike

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

better

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Much better

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by Brandon Bibb on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnmit

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok...

c’mon Frankie. Stop going all CJ on us.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ATTN FRANKIE:

MORE STRIKES.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Easy?

It’s never easy with the Rangers.

Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.

by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Rally Frank

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh...

I’m starting to think I’m bad luck. I walked in 2 pitches before the double.

by rangers85 on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

COME ON!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

BALLGAME!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!!

Live to play another day in 1st place.

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!

Hello win column

"I Blame Mark Conner"

by red3biggs on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

NEVERMIND!!! BALLGAME!!!!

IT FEELS GREAT TO BE 2-0!

"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"

-Jerome Bettis

by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

HELLO WIN COLUMN!!!

2-0!


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by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow that was odd.

Ballgame!!!!

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

HELLO WIN COLUMN

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

gameday says

swinging strike in the dirt

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

WE WIN!

I’m not cursed after all!

by rangers85 on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

What a strange ending

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Please

No more bullpen for the rest of the year.
Kthx.

by hiafex on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

2-0

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Weirdest ending ever?

lol. No clue what happened.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

still epic

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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greatness

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kins is an angel?

Ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i had him praying for the win

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

And what’s that little dance move? Cuteness

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."

by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec

"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.

The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.

by sprite on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awestrucking.

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec this bitch up!

Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage

by boomer1 on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Golden

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

sooo,

what is our magic number?

by kevinkinsler on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

LEWIN'S VANS DEFRINS JUST EXPLODED

2-0 baby!!!!!!

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.

by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

I’ll take it…

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha...

Lewin’s vocal/excitement range on that call when describing the ball getting away to apparently getting the out:

by RPT on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

162-0

Here we come!

So...why is John Hart still being paid?

by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I like baseball.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Winning streak!

Seeking a new signature...

by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Less than 13 hours to go

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

quick question

for those at opening day, what was frankie’s closer music? it was some of the oddest least intimidating music ever

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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo

First place for three days

by Brett Perryman on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

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