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GDT IV
The Phantom Andrus
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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this is how the season always starts
and then drops off as the team does
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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NELSON!!!!!!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
#2 HR for CRUUUUZZZZ
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Nelly
I like it a lot.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
CRUZ MISSILE MUTHAFUCKZ!
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!!
What a shot by Nellie!!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Oh my god
that HR gave me a boner
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There's your insurance run!!!
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
yes.
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec it up!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Not for a moment
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
AAAAA Player?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Byrd should be batting here...
or atleast Andruw…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
No, no...
I’m doing that after every Nellie HR this year.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
It works
If it ain’t broke then it doesn’t need fixing
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Oh jeez.....
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by Brandon Worley on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
So take...
Oh no, you’re not gonna get me this time…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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so hot
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i can see you playing that music on your lappy
and doing a little shimmy…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
That was a lot of HR.....
can’t wait to abuse those who ragged on me for drafting Nellie….
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
Upper deck left field???
I was about to post it
although no one will believe me now.
That's the first time i put the call in
and the guy didn’t strike out.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I still think Hamilton is going to put one on the roof of the RF porch
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
Damn I wish I coulda seen Cruz's shot.
Sounded massive.
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it was epic
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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There's no way that's all it was...
I was thinking it had to be closer to 450 or 460.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
I have a bet with an idiot for $20
Over/Under for Cruz’s HR season total at 20. He set the over/under # and he took the under.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
That was freakin' LAUNCHED.

Seeking a new signature...
by ghtd36 on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
you know that was the first Sandberg video/song that I didn't like
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
in my pants
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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in a box
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upper deck in left field?
god damn
i was honestly thinking about posting im putting in teh call (just saw somebody put in the call in the last thread)
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+1
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Too bad for you...
CJ again. Think using him in 3 of 4 days is smart? That’s what would happen if it’s a close game in the 8th tomorrow…
To the Indians
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
And Ceej hits the first batter he faces
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No

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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
heh
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I think C.J. wanted the guy to charge him
Just so I could cross something else off my season wish list
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
No, seriously people.
When do we descend on Knox?
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, heavens.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
The fan of the game award should have been revoked
When he said Elvis was going to “fill the shoes of MY.” Take it back, sir. Elvis > MY.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
PITCH WITH A LEAD!!!!
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
I was gonna say that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Nellie did this to me
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
don't act like you're not impressed
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CJ is in suck mode tonight
FX2 will get the save opp thanks to Ceej.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
not lookin' good for Mr. Guitar Hero
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Damn it!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
CJ was not sharp, he had a couple hard balls hit off him...anything but sharp
DO IT SON!!!
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
Damnit Ceej
He’s just not the same pitcher with a multi run lead.
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Indeed. Not a good sign.
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Nice glove work by MY
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
+1
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
MY flashing the Glove
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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MY just saved Ceej on that one.
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Thats a Third Baseman
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Note to CEEJ....do not throw it right down the shitter.
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
Buechele is managing the Blaze now?
My first ever Rangers game, the one where I became a fan, Buechele got a hit and everyone booed for him.
Don't worry CJ will
only give up 3 runs load the bases then get the third out. Will be up 8-7.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
Salty hurt?
Not good
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Didn't expect TAG to get so excited when Lloyd from Entourage was mentioned
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
dude was in a Ramones video
Never forget
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TAG was?
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
yeppers
Josh brings it up at least once a season
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AWESOME
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
ive still yet to actually see him in the video
if i remember right he said its “substitute”
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I've looked for it
but I’ve never been able to find it…
They showed screenshots from it a few years ago with TAG circled in the pics…
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poo poo
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
maybe literally
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
UH OH!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
that doesn't look good
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Salty is sick?
Guess he could use some Tea.
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What the heck is going on?
Salty just looks doosy and walks off the field.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Somethin' like that.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Somebody get the smelling salts!!!
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
what happened?
get hit in his salty balls?
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elaborate please?
have no feed
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And opposing hitters destroy said pitches.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
What is that about?
i think I jinx’d him. I just wrote a FanPost about him. I hate myself.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
sorry
a lot of people dog ceej on here some warranted but a lot isnt my bad
by blueballlefty on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
If he is dizzy tonight
Get ready for July and August when it is still 100 degrees at 10 PM.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
He's played here during that before
Plus, it’s that way in Atlanta and Florida… this is his first opening series here.
soooo....
catchers need time to warm up too?
Wasn't CJ's speed in the mid 90's during spring training?
He seems slow tonight
Oh COME ON!!
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OMG.
Stop sucking at throwing to first tonight guys, JEEZ!
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
i think they have a mental block
like the catcher in major league 2 that couldnt throw back to the pitcher
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Ump said his fott was off to the side of it.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Spelling Nazi
*foot
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
so much for our infield defense being improved
3 errors tonight
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
They've all been on stupidly easy throws.
That’s the annoying part.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
I would be calling it clown baseball
…but they’re doing other stuff pretty well. Defensively and offensively anyway.
by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
All throwing errors, FWIW
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by LSJ on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I know it's a small sample size
but if you can’t knee jerk in a GDT, when can you knee jerk
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Flashbacks.....
How I hate them.
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Another throw pulls Davis off the bag
Dammit, knock this crap off!!
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Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
I'm telling you...
…every time the pitcher has to come off the mound to field the ball, I feel like the ball is getting thrown away.
This game is going from awesome to suck in the span of a single frame.
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+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Spelling Nazi again
tying*
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Sarcasm I assume...
So return sarcasm:
You’re welcome.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Instead of "BlackFrancis"
I was thinking about being “Grammar Police”.
by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
tying man at the plate
why is Wilson still on the mound?
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Who would that be?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Broussard?
lawl
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
you never read comic books as a child, did you?
Fantastic Four
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Um no
And I don’t see how these errors are the 1B’s fault
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
nor do I,
I was just pointing out who Mr. Fantasic is
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nor do I, I was simply pointing out that if we had a 1st baseman who could stretch beyond belief, we’d be better off tonight.
by TXRangersFan on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This has very little to do with lust
But I know I’m not the most objective person when it comes to Davis
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
they weren't Davis fault, but
Mr Fantastic would have bailed them out
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone get Morrow out of my head.....
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
DP Dino please
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
I prefer
DP Alyssa
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
by Texasportsfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't fall prey
He’s a confirmed “bit guy”.
by brettgardner on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
what the eff does that mean?
what exactly is my bit?
by blueballlefty on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry
a lot of people dog cj on here, i didnt know you were joking, but sorry
by blueballlefty on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ with the K!!!!!!!
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
GOOD CJ
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Nice pitch
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Yeah
That’s more like it CJ.
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Just dial it up, RGL.
Stop being cute.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
Good CJ with that pitch
will Bad CJ show up against DeRosa? no one knows….
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Needs to locate the slider better.
Keeps missing too much.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
See what happens when you listen to my pitching advice?
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Strikeout.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
Or not.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok there ya go.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm .. ?
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I apologized above. lol.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Derosa, I'm sure you're a good human being
But die like a dog.
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
go rangers!
sorry. missed the first game and this game…got married saturday :)
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
You seem
To have some passive-aggressive tendencies.
by brettgardner on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
my pet peeve malapropism
that is not passive aggressive.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
LOL
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome....
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Congrats
That’s a club I’ve decided I never want to join.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Yep
I kinda like doing my own thing. And the selection of guys out there (that I’ve witnessed via my friends’ relationships) isn’t that promising anyway.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I can understand that
Maybe one day when you least expect it you might find the right guy.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Meh
As long as he doesn’t make me give up baseball.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
if he tried, he wouldn't be a man...
nuff said
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Nothing wrong
About being a Swinger for the rest of life
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Sorry to hear that.
RIP Independent Gossamer.
by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats gossamer!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Congrats
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
GOOD CJ GOOD CJ GOOD CJ!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
Got 'Em!
holy crap, that was an ugly inning
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Boom goes the dynamite
CJ makes vintage Frankie Cordero innings look boring
Keith Law: (1:45 PM ET ) I think Michael Young should shut his mouth and move to third base.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
That was huge
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
CJ WHEW
STOP SCARING ME
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WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!
Whew…
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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
Nice CJ
Now don’t scare me like that again
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Mavs are
Taking care of business 63-48
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
Jazz
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
YEAH
Hell yah.
Nice recovery.
Still… we could do without the rollercaster ride.
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atta boy, never doubted you!!!!!1
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
hes probably just sick or something.
hopefully
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
They said no update as of yet.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I am too...
Any time your catcher just gets up and walks off the field looking like that, it’s scary.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Well with all of the sports related deaths that start with dizziness
and turn into a collapse… it’s hard not to be fearful.
Me too.
I don’t want to see MaxRam backing up Teagarden for two weeks.
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Ok
Now that its a break, can someone who is watching tell me what the hell happened to Salty?
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just got up and staggered off the field
don’t know anymore than that
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by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
OT in Cin
Laynce vs F-Rod, bases loaded, 2 outs, bottom 9th
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
this is exciting
ive got no radio feed and the tv stream crapped out
so all i have is this gdt thread and an updater that’s behind this game thread. it’s so funny to see when something happens a barrage of comments (probably 30+ since the cj K) and im just left to wonder before i scroll down if it’s a good thing or bad thing
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Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
The sound of crickets
Means nobody’s laughing.
by brettgardner on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
2 scoreless for KC today.
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Meh
I’ll keep C.J.
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"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Laynce Nix Update
He just hit a two out bases loaded pitch to the warning track in a 9-7 game.
Looked gone off the bat.
Tea
here comes the catcher who will ultimately get the most AB’s this season.
why wouldn't he
much better defense and I think better hitter. Certainly more power
TT is a better hitter?
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Only if Salty isn't healthy enough to kick his ass at the plate.
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nobody said we can have this
and we most certainly cannot have this
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
No not this either
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
-1
No LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA references here. And look what it did. Double play for the offense. Boo Rally monkey.
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by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
At least put a subject line on that horrible thing so I can close it
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I did.
The internet asked for a reason. I said “It sucks.”
by Black Francis on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
How about a rally double cup check?

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Alright, Tea. Live up to those Tettleton comps.
There are two true outcomes I could live with. Avoid the third.

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by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Salty left with lightheadedness.
Fuuuuuuuck me.
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TAY TEA SUCKS!
heh
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by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
I was thinking that too
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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Rally Cuddy

I was going to do a Rally Kutner, but I was afraid that that would mean the Rally would die.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
yum
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I can get behind this
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Damnit AJM. I was gonna watch that episode after the game...
Way to spoil it.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
really?
you figured out what’s going to happen from the word die on a doctor’s show?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
I knew someone died.
And since he mentions Kutner and died referring to Kutner in the same sentence, yeah I kinda got it.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
that's ridiculous
it’s a show where patients are on the verge of death every episode.
you had to have known before that.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Yahoo news.
Stupid internet and its immediate spreading of news.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
I figured since it has been all over the news, and it has been 48 hours since the episode aired, it would be safe.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there a 48-hour rule I'm not aware of?
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I figure that 24 hours after a TV episode airs...
…spoilers are fair game.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright, alright.
Fine. I figured being in college I could at least get a 72-hour grace period.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I’m bracing myself for Wire and Lost references.
I think I’m 48 weeks behind.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i only know of the 10 second rule
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
define all over the news
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Front page on Yahoo
Front page on CNN.com. On several blogs I read.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't ever look at the front page of anything...
that’s what RSS feeds are for
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cnn ruined it for me
in their front page headline no less
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
yay
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
apparently Kumar (Kal Penn) is going to work for Obama
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by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
the second it happened without even showing his face (actor not there)
i knew he was gone for something.
personally i didn’t like it. i know they played up the whole suicide can come out of nowhere angle and its true, but still.. clearly thats not how he was portrayed and they just had to do it out of nowhere. didnt feel right.
actual moment was well done though.
the preceding post was a great success.
I'm still baffled
By your pet peeve malapropism….?
by brettgardner on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
the 2 out noone on rally image
your chances of success are low
the preceding post was a great success.
Yeah, well
I had already found the image but hadn’t posted it when we had the GIDP. And I wanted to use the Kutner line.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha nice
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
STOP WITH THE HOUSE CLUES!!!
I haven’t seen the episode yet…
Your cooperation is appreciated
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I'm sorry but..
having the twist spoiled isn’t exactly the end of the world. Life goes on and I can’t be bothered to put spoilers warnings around every bit of pop culture reference out there.
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by DerekSTheRed on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
no, it isn't the end of the world
but it’s off topic and a little politeness wouldn’t be the end of your world, would it?
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anyone
makin the call for elvis?
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I love Closer Carlin
For real
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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
who doesnt?
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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Frankie!!
My fantasy team needs a save, and so do the Rangers.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
Rally Rudd

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i could tell you how to do the
frankie lymon
it’s similar to the river phoenix
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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That would have been a HR
If it were June or after.
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
That one probably would have too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Frankie = easy sauce.
This one’s in the bag.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Wasn't the Opening Day crowd loud?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Go to a game where there's a walk off.
Now THAT is a loud Ranger crowd.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Might not happen for me
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Well as many as we had last year...
There’s bound to be another few this year. Just go to a lot of games. Eventually you’ll get one. lol.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Um...
…unless Hicks sends the jet for me, that won’t happen.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
lol that sucks.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
better
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Yes
Much better
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by Brandon Bibb on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok...
c’mon Frankie. Stop going all CJ on us.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
ATTN FRANKIE:
MORE STRIKES.
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Easy?
It’s never easy with the Rangers.
Give me Sheets or give me Offseason Blues Part III.
by inactive lsb user on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
x
Rally Frank

Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
COME ON!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
nice
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BALLGAME!!
Live to play another day in 1st place.
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
NEVERMIND!!! BALLGAME!!!!
IT FEELS GREAT TO BE 2-0!
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
BALLGAME!

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
Wow that was odd.
Ballgame!!!!
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by WhipSmart on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
gameday says
swinging strike in the dirt
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by studcrackers on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
What a strange ending
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Weirdest ending ever?
lol. No clue what happened.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
DSheppard standings tracker

You don’t want to know what the losing version of this is. Lets just say it involved fire. But thankfully its not needed.
i was thinking about finishing off every gameday thread with a new animation but its probably too much work to do for post-game within a thread heh.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 18 recs
p.s. yes I remembered its 1.0 games now and .5 at the end of the night
woops
the preceding post was a great success.
still epic
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Kins is an angel?
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh
And what’s that little dance move? Cuteness
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec this bitch up!
Keith Law on Greg Golson, "He's similiar to Cameron and Hunter in that all three are black."
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Golden
That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....
LEWIN'S VANS DEFRINS JUST EXPLODED
2-0 baby!!!!!!
Arguing with Josey is like pissing in the wind.
by Cecilio's Guante on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
Haha...
Lewin’s vocal/excitement range on that call when describing the ball getting away to apparently getting the out:

162-0
Here we come!
So...why is John Hart still being paid?
quick question
for those at opening day, what was frankie’s closer music? it was some of the oddest least intimidating music ever
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