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Home run in the 8th then the 9th.
We’d still have the lead. Why not….
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I would bring him out for the 8th
and then let either Rupe or Madrigal get in for the 9th.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Well....
So far he’s averaging 1.5 runs allowed per inning, so I guess that works for two more.
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by Brandon Worley on Apr 9, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you!
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
I'm ok with that
as long as he doesn’t give up a couple runs
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
Because Wash is overmanaging, trying to shut things down late in games to get us off to a good start.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
Wilson and Frankie aren’t pitching today, so who is supposed to come in to shut things down?
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 9, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash might not want the guy whp's just given up 2 HR staying in.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Or maybe not.
Feldman’s in to start the inning. Yay for logic.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
We have one here in the office
Should I do a lap with it if the Rangers pull this out?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
YES!
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
My co-workers already think I’m nuts, so why not?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Um, no thanks
The people here need their eyesight.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Bright Side
We still have the 8th coming up… we have scored in our normal 2nd and 5th innings so statistically, the 8th will produce
luckily omar is the man
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
why the hell isnt he starting for some1?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Hit
550 OPS last year.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
misleading no1 expects his slugging to be shit
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
550 is never misleading.
Thats just going to be bad no matter how you slice it.
But, his OBP was only 283. Everyone viewed his bat as completely dead. Maybe a Rudy Reclamation can make it passable.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
our SS's
have started the season off well.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
yes
omar vizquel should be in the hall of fame
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
Can I get a quick eval of BMac??
Was it just the wind messing his everyone’s control, or was he “meh”?
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
i think he looked alright
he did have some really bad pitches in there, but better then i expected. as long as we don’t hear about a blister tomorrow
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
That is key, isn't it?
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
the two important stats
are 7 Ks and 105 pitches.
And 5 innings. His inefficiency continues to hurt him.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Yeah, I'd write it off to wind if he didn't have a track record.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
it is a little ironic
that McCarthy will probably post numbers most similar to the ones Chris Young might have posted. Fairly high K rate, high walk rate, high F:G ratio, and low innings.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
He did get screwed on some of those walks though
But McCarthy needs to start pitching to contact a bit more if he wants to last past 5 innings.
And Young’s K rate was never that good here. If McCarthy Ks people like he has today, he’s going to have a K/9 a lot higher than Young’s ever was.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
WhipSmart left
here’s GDT IV: A New Beasticon
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
no. another Max Ramirez deal
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Not sure we could get another Max
But…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Gee, I hope not
If he flames out AFTER we trade him, like Lofton, we’ll be bombarded with posts about how dumb it was to sign him.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
that was arf-ul
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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heh i chuckled
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
by Jason Brynsvold on Apr 9, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
11-6?
it was 11-3 when I left… did Feldman stink up the place?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
depends on if you think 2 homers and 3 runs is stinking up the place
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
it's not Febreeze
that’s for sure
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
damn
they had the outfield played perfectly for that line shot
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
JD: Omar. We have an offer for you from the Yankees. Would you like to go to NY?
Omar: No thanks. I want to play in the playoffs this year.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
by RangerMad on Apr 9, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
how about
Omar: Sure! I’ve always wanted to study under Jeter!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
More like...
Omar: Now I can show that pompous Jeter kid how to play REAL defense.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Missed it by that much!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Okay
Alfredo Simon started today for the Orioles.
I vagued remembered that he pitched in the Rangers system once. He spent the 2007 season starting in Oklahoma, posting a 6+ ERA, and was a Rule 5 pick prior to that season (but was returned to Texas).
And remember, Baltimore is one of the teams that is supposedly better than Texas this year.
But, but, but...
They have better pitching!
967, The Show, Jonny Donuts, Dumbass!
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I think the Orioles are about as good as Texas, maybe a tad worse.
But I really will seriously bet against them having better pitching.
They'll be a force for a few years if everything goes right.
They’ve got young, controllable players, with a good pitching rotation slated to come up, with good reliever prospects. Good combination. They also get to pick 5th this year, and probably around that slot again next year.
He's supposedly a placeholder...
Similar to our Kris Benson. With Tillman, Arrieta, Matusz, Patton, Bergesen, David Hernandez, and Radhames Liz all slated to be at least in the upper minors at some point this year, there’s no way he lasts through mid-May.
Heh
Good point.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
The Madrigal bit is getting old. At least wait until outings in which he actually struggles or something.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
When have I had a bit against someone who wasn't actually struggling?
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
At least wait until outings in which he actually struggles or something.
I could say the something about your Washington hate. At least wait until he does something stupid to rip him.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Wash's management the last two seasons speaks for itself
The guy can’t manage. I don’t know why people dispute that.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I asked you this before and I will ask it right now,
what other manager would have done a better job with the pitching staff we had last year?
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
One who didn't put Jamey Wright in situations he didn't belong in maybe?
Or one who knew when to pull Scott Feldman after the 6th inning?
Perhaps one who didn’t leave Robinson Tejeda in to give up a billion runs in Oakland.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
So
you think the Rangers could have had a better record last year with the same roster?
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Slightly better, yes.
The bad pitching was definitely accentuated by mismanagement, IMO.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
So that why
you get your panties in a bunch becasue the Rangers would have been “slightly better”(I strongly disagree with this, btw) if we had a different manager?
Trying to criticize everything Washington does is not cute, its annoying. We already know, he is not going to be a great with the lineup or bullpen management but he is a good manager of people which is essential the most important thing about being a major league manger.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Well, I disagree with the last part
I don’t think Washington’s managerial capabilities are major league-quality, and I don’t think his people skills make up for that. If he’s good with the players, make him the fucking bench coach or something, but don’t let him mismanage a young team in a developmental stage.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
It reminds me of a Discovery Health
special I saw about twin females who had the exact same autistic savantism (which is something like a 1 in a billion odds) who had a decades-long obsession with Dick Clark.
It’s like, Dick Clark?
Same thing with Warner. Kid acts like Warner’s Mark Connor or something.
Donnelly
gets his moment w/ the Rangers posing as Kris Benson.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Kerry Wood with the Indians?
How did I miss that one?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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early in the offseason
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
They signed him to close
Actually made us going after him a non-issue.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
bizarro.
"How long is this gonna take? I gotta get a tattoo of my balls on the back of my neck." - Dwayne Johnson as Dennis Rodman on SNL
shh
that’s why they are going to come asking about Millwood at some point this year.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Why would we trade Millwood ?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
just got back....
from class. Missed most of BMac, howd he look? How many pitches did he throw, and how did the “slurve” look?
Just to add on...
4 hits, 3 ERs, 4 BBs
"I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand." - Jimmy Carr
by Suicide Prince on Apr 9, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
he seemed sharp...
in the first. The slurve that got Sizemore looked good. Thanks for the info, sounds like the control was his main problem
cant be worse then this crap
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id find it hard to believe
rupe can do worse then what feldman just brought to the table
but ive been wrong before
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have a dingdong for me
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Time for Statutory
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
that one took me a second
and then “Ohhhh…”
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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I can't take credit for that one
Someone said it at the ballpark, and I liked it. I have to admit, his headshot sometimes makes him look like a sex offender.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
It wouldn't be a GDT
without someone calling for a few DFA’s
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
can a ranger pitcher pitch a 1-2-3
inning. damn this is ridiculous
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
change that to ranger reliever
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Just had a 2007-2008 flash back.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Dammit.
So what they said about the bullpen is true. I tried to pretend, but reality hurts.
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Hopefully Diamond and Moscoso will tear it up in the minors
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
what do you do if this becomes a save situation?
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
the difference
between Feldman and Masset is negligible.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
strap on your seatbelts folks...
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
Why is Knox always so touchey with the fans in the stands
Does Knox think someone wants him touching them?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
he thinks he's a celebrity
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
I think you misspelled "douchey"
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
just sayin'
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Remniscent of yesterday's Phillies game
I don’t like this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Knox
leave the little boys alone
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
get the Giant's Wallet and you'll be good to go
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Ocarina of Time
The greatest game on N64
besides Goldeneye of course.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
NOPE
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Say nope all you want
Zelda games still aren’t good
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Okay
The last time I played a Zelda game, I hated it. I’ve tried playing it on Gameboy, N64, and the Wii. They are all boring. Adventure games are the most boring games out there. Either give me a good RPG game or give me any type of action game.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Ugh
Honestly, wasn’t a fan..
Give me Legend of Zelda or The Adventures of Link over Ocarina of Time anyday.
those weren't on N64
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
oh, thought we were talking N64
nm…. i’ll try not to be game platform specific
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
No, 100 is something worthless.
40 or 50 is the Giant’s Wallet.
I honestly can’t remember what 100 is.
No, because you can get every heart container before you do that.
I think 50 might be a heart container, though.
Now I’m going to go look it up.
X
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
NERRRRRDDDSSSSS
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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30 was Giant's Wallet
100 was Huge Rupee M’ER F’ER!!!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Yup, you posted right after I looked it up.
50 was a heart piece, I was right.
40 was bombchus. WTF?!
And 20 was the stone of agony, which is uselss on the Wii.
it's sad
knowing our AAA pitching staff is probably better than our major league one…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
dang. Sizemore K again.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Ay,ay, ay
Wha happened? Checked it last and it was 9-1…now I get home and it’s 11-7. WTF?
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Same old story.
Pitching + Rangers = fail.
It’s logical math.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Use your imagination
Same shit different day.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
they can't all be 9-1?
"How long is this gonna take? I gotta get a tattoo of my balls on the back of my neck." - Dwayne Johnson as Dennis Rodman on SNL
I think they call it "regressing to the mean"
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
the usual.... lots of hitting...shitty pitching for the most part.
Josh Hamilton puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you but once he gets his pants on he hits baseballs 420 feet.
The pitching's been good
They just have a tendency to give up a lot of HRs.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
When the wind is blowing 40 mph
I can only imagine what folks are going to be saying if the Rangers lose a couple of games.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 9, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Well when those are going to be the only 2 losses of the season,
people will be pretty understanding.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
At least it isn't so much
shitty pitching + shitty fielding this year. Last year was so painful.
"The idea that the Rangers are going to be a solid contender for a number of years is a fantasy." - Adam J. Morris
The bullpen
It’s a little less than average…
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
for the record
its not exactly like every other team in baseball is keeping everyone to two runs… i see lots of high scores around the past few days.
it could be much much worse. we could be the indians.
game 1: great hitting/great pitching
game 2: great hitting/ decent pitching
game 3: great hitting/ bad pitching
total: great hitting/decent pitching.
ill take it.
the preceding post was a great success.
BTW
I’m sure Vandergriff Honda is breathing a sigh of relief today…Yankees won right?
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Yeah GD shows that thing right down the middle, literally.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Quick question about MLB.TV
If you are blacked out from a game, do you get to watch it later on archive?
/agree
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
No
He’s not even fully healthy yet, I don’t think.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 9, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
and he hasn't pitched above A ball
right?
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
who cares
he’s 23, throws gas, throws strikes, had a great Spring…rather see him than some of these pitchers…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
Strop
He’s thrown 88 innings in his career. He’s walked 40 batters. And he has 7 innings above A-ball.
Let him pitch a few weeks in the minors.
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
come on!
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
Rupe - pay attention to the runner!
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
phew
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
Unnecessary
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
It’s ok.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
so who pitches the 9th?
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
Yes...
Inning over.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
i want
fox movie channel now
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DeRo
is still playing for the Rangers. At least in this series. Nice throw earlier, and an 0-fer
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
Wonder what the attendance was today?
Looks pretty sparse…but it is a day game in April.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Try .750
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
once he shows any love
then andrus will go back to suck mode
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Jones
Playing to give us a pitcher later this season
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
Think we could flop AJ
for something half decent if he keeps this up?
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
could he lose another 10 pounds?
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
We couldn't flip Sosa when it was a sellers market and he was all hyped up...
So I’m gonna say no.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn it.
Just like with the Salt diary yesterday. The season just started, let’s enjoy it for at least a week before thinking about what someone could fetch in a trade.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
Hay-soos Cree-stay Rudolph!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Andruw
I like to see him hitting today but I fear what screwed up ideas this is giving Wash.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Fail
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
I couldn’t agree more.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
I bet he is hitting clean-up tomorrow against the Tigers...
I’d almost put 5 dollars on it.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Oh I hope not...
but we both know how Wash is.
Wait…who is pitching for the Tigers?
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Armando Gallarraga
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed
Seeing AJ hitting and CD struggling is perturbing.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
this ump is killer
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I'd love to see
CD take Wood to the upper home run porch
+1
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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
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by The Best Micah on Apr 9, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Marlon Byrd
Why do people always say he isn’t that good?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Better question
David Murphy: why do people think he is better?
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Better question
David Murphy: why do people think he is better?
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoops.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh.......should have thought that through before I hit post.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Byrdman with some insurance
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Byrd already having the polar opposite of last April.
Very nice to see him get out of the gate strong.
Byrd's hit
looked like a carbon copy of AJ’s
He needs to settle in and be patient.
Hamilton is doing the same thing.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Yep.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
First pitch = NOT a strike.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
WTF is up with CD?
He looks terrible.
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Grilled turkey, peperoni and cheese
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Should of traded him for Grienke when we had a chance
/OC
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
Ha - WIN!
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Partial fail though
Have/of…. I’m high right now.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
Not that bad...
But the swagger he had last year is definitely not there now.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Is he below .100 yet?
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
yep .091....ouch
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
he did get a Hit (BP)
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
that umpire who made the appeal call looked like the coolest MF'er...
i wanna hang with him
Chris Davis
Three games. But it seems like he isn’t seeing the ball very well.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
not worried about Crush
It’s 3 games…. He’s a fairly steady hand and I fully expect he’ll return to form within the next 5-10 games
Chris Davis
Will probably not start tomorrow. I’m going to go out on a limb here.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
So will eddie pitch the whole 9th?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
how?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
If you play fantasy baseball
this is probably a decent time to offer up something for Davis in a trade.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
What are you offering?
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
except if you play fantasy baseball in the LSB league...
d’oh.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Thanks for the advice.
"Come on man you have to admit the average guy in a baseball clubhouse...... is relatively a douchebag." BGL.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
dont think you're going to get a deal :)
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Unfortunately,
I offered up Young for Davis before the season began…
0 – 1 in the trade department.
"I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand." - Jimmy Carr
by Suicide Prince on Apr 9, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
that's still probably better than my only trade so far
I traded Pujols and Torii Hunter for Josh Hamilton, Carlos Delgado and Dice K.
I just really wanted Hamilton on my team.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
any deal which you give uup pujols you lose
imo
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I feel bad for the Indians
We’re destroying their bullpen this series.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
under
"I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand." - Jimmy Carr
by Suicide Prince on Apr 9, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash.
Get it?
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Wouldn't hurt my feelings.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
That was something we didn't get till like June, wasn't it?
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, dude, it was a lot longer than June.
It was late August if I recall. And I’m pretty sure that was it for the season.
Rangers and sweeps
They don’t usually go together unless we’re on the bad end
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
A long ass time.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
That is my enduring negative memory of last year.
Always losing that third game when we had a chance and going in to every series knowing you’d lose at least a game.
To think we’re getting over that hump in the first series of the season is incredible.
Frisbee time
C’mon Eddie, do your thing with your 84 MPH fastball…
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No, not that thing
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
word
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Ummm....
good job, Eddie. That was awesome.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
yeah
good to see AAA fodder on our MLB team…
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
zywica for life...
jesus christ
this is demoralizing
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jesus, just win the damn game!
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
/facepalm
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
his arm will fall off with 2 outs in the 9th.
Hamburger will then pick up his arm and throw it as a changeup to get the final out of the game.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
This
bullpen is heart attack inducing.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Screw Strop
bring up Corey Young.
(joking…sorta)
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Frankie. Get off your ass now.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
god
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
i dont know why they didnt just leave feldman in
instead theyre rolling through the pen
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Because there is a 5 run lead?
Are you supposed to use Frankie and C.J. every game when you have a lead, no matter how big?
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
get guardado out of there
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
This is why I didn't want Eddie on the team.
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+infinity
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
need a double-play ball
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
You rang?
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
woot! YES!
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
Double play double cup check
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
YAY, DP!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
DP DINO TO THE RESCUE!!!
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
i don't think i can watch the rest of this...
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
nicely turned
way to fire it to 1st kinsler
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*standing and applauding*
C’mon EDDIE!!
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
avg. fastball
84.7 mph
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
there are not many games
in which you can give up 5 HRs and still win. nor can you often commit three errors and still win. what a great series.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
a little late, but this is in honor of the DP
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
oh he thought you said "Stike the Shopvac"
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Agreed.
The pitchers then proceed to do something stupid.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Good grief...
5 HR’s for CLE; 2 HR’s for Texas.
That’s borderline ridiculous. Wind or not.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Because it's RBiA.
3 or 4 is about normal. 7, however, is just too many.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Eddie...
It’s time to retire buddy. When guys actually want to lean into your fastball… it’s time.
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shit
that was his fastball? I thought it was a change
Eddie's gameday pic
looks like he’s been punched in the balls.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Damn that is some heat...
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Dear Thomas Diamond,
Do not fuck around, we need you fast.
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
This.
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Also address to:
Kiker, Strop, etc.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Padilla was using his powers of osmosis
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
DSheppard standings tracker Aril 9th
the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 15 recs
Best .gif you have ever made...
this includes the Hambomb and Cruzmissle.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Amazing...
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by LSJ on Apr 9, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
lol love it DShep
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SWEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
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by studcrackers on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
it really does
starters in the first series
18 IP — 7 runs
relievers
9 IP — 7 runs
Not good from our relievers.
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
Ballgame! SWEEP!!!
"Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the RANGERS, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, your out, At the old ball game."
WOOOOOO!!!
SWEEP!!!!
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
lol
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
I love Rangers Baseball!!!!
3-0 feels so nice.
"If you can't get up for this kind of game, Lord have mercy, you might not have a heartbeat"
-Jerome Bettis
Everybody STFU and quit bitching!
Ball Game! Hello, 3-0.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
but whats our pythag now?
100 wins.,,,
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
What a terrible looking win!
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Oh that first loss is gonna hurt bad
But I’m loving this start
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
I like Texas
there aint no doubt
"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is,
‘(Expletive) Dave Samson,’ then don’t say anything at all.
So I’m not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
Who was it that needs to run around the office with their broom?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
yay
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
by gossamer on Apr 9, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I think my double play double cup check
is a keeper
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Wait...that's not Jason Jennings. Those are C.J. Wilson's thighs..."
I love the red.
Ugly game but a win is a win.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --MOB
Agreed.
Red is our friend.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Amen.
Hopefully, if they keep this up we might see some whites with red letters.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem – once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Get high for me ;-)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
for the Texas Rangers
there is no such thing as an ugly win.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Holy crap, a sweep already!
So I guess no matter what happens from here on out, this year is officially different.
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