Game 22 game day thread
by Adam J. Morris on May 1, 2009 6:00 PM CDT
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Let's
get a lead before the 6th when they call this game. Rain in forecast all weekend.
by icouldusesomebaseball on May 1, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions
Lineup
2B Ian Kinsler, CF Marlon Byrd, 3B Michael Young, LF Andruw Jones, DH Hank Blalock, RF Nelson Cruz, 1B Chris Davis, C Taylor Teagarden, SS Elvis Andrus.
Go Rangers...don't suck...
Damn, if ever there was a starting pitcher
to give Blalock or Davis a night off against, it would be Buerhle.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
For some odd reason,
the only guys I like seeing Hank face are Papelbon and M.Rivera. He gets good swings on them.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Could that have been the beginning of the end?
The adulation received from hitting the long ball. At the time it was glorious.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
lefty righty
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Dave "The Ass Chewer" Valle
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The guy opposite Harold on MLBN
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
He was responsible for the Rangers making the playoffs in 1996.
The team was on a loosing streak, and had fallen out of 1st (IIRC). Valle called a clubhouse meeting, also inviting Johnny Oates. After chewing on the player’s asses for a while, he actually dressed down Oates in front of the team. The team gelled and win on a real nice winning streak after that.
Ergo, without Valle, this team may never have had their first playoff appearance.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
NP.
I also kinda remember that instituted a big change in Oates as a manager. He eased up and completely let the players police the clubhouse after that too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Johnny was a real hardass early on
in his tenure here. He mellowed considerably after that meeting.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Don't know the reasons,
but I believe he was the one guy that could because they were both very religious. I think others didn’t want to step on any toes. Valle knew what he could get away with, IMO.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
You know what I hate
How everyone keeps talking about Greinke’s anxiety disorder now that he’s doing great. It was 2006 that he missed most of the season because of it and he’s been doing great since then.
They did this last year with Hamilton too. Even though he came back in 2007 and had a great year with Cinncy, they weren’t talking about it that much until last year.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
i agree, but it sales rags/gets webhits
i would bet the ranch that many who could care less about baseball check those stories out.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
I hate playing the ChiSox
I hate facing Buehrle, I hate watching Jim Thome bat against us, I hate the fact that I might have to watch Hawk + Stone, I hate these series!
Public enemy #1
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Yeah
That’s kinda why I like him on MLB ‘08 The Show, because he sounds kinda like Lewin… but hearing him to some Padre games, he’s no Josh Lewin in real life.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You boys are gonna have to carry my spot tonight.
HD by the pool is ready for me, already tuned to FSSW, and I have a T-bone ready for the grill. After I hit the gym….uuuggghhh :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
On top of the bar, and right by the grills...outside.
;-)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'll say.
Need an apartment porter?
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Gofer, Errand boy, Handyman, Schneider,
whatever they call it. I just wanna hang out with the other half once in my life. :)
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
look at mr money bags in the fancy apartment complex
la di dah
:P
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Lol, I wish.
I did get a helluva deal, though.
And I can’t really be a “baller” if I haven’t been on a date in oh-so-freaking-long! Sigh…..I suck.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Genius Simpson's line
“Look at Homer, all fancy, speaking French-garage.”
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
well aren't you SPECIAL! You ever get that calender/Elvis souvenier??
A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.
No!
I checked this afternoon too. I am getting worried, but I have no idea how good the mail service is here. They may have dropped it in the office.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
They can try and strangle each other with their hair!
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
GO RANGERS!
See ya’.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
20 minutes at the GYM?
must be some kind of workout…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
300 workout.
Talk about an ass-whoopin’……
because he hasn't even reached his peak yet, up until this point, he just did it on talent. - Ron Washington on Josh Hamilton
Let's get this party started!!
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So, yeah...
KSK on Peter King writing about crapping at the D/FW Airport.
This is why Zeus created the internet.
GoodScott seems to be on the mound tonight...
Great stuff so far, just like in his last start.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Wow.
7 pitches, 3 grounders for outs.
Well done Scooter.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Seeing as his name is spelled Kris
I’d actually have to agree. Who?
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- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
That was a quick inning.
Obama is half white/half black.
He should have been
Starting all year and not K. Benson.
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Feldman from across the hall
Looks very sharp tonight.
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Scott Feldman
more like Cy Feldman.
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I see what you did there
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TAG = greatness.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
It happens a lot lately
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It's not just you.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Damnit Ian Kinsler!
This kid is the real deal I guess.
Obama is half white/half black.
He's realer than Real Deal Holyfield
Now all you hookers and hos know how I feel.
by Adam J. Morris on May 1, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like this and like that and this, etc.
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I like that
Kins Kong
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fuck you Ryan Sweeney
is what Ian said as he swung
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Buerhle
looking back at the lights to make sure no tomfoolery is afoot.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Seeing Pods in CF brings back a lot of good memories for me.
But christ has he been bad since ’05.
Obama is half white/half black.
Holy shit, Andruw Jones is alive!?!
I hope he does well for you guys in Texas. It’s sad what has happened to him over the years.
Obama is half white/half black.
So far so good
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Gahh...
Andruw, you’re taking our point not to swing at the first pitch too literally. You do have to swing at SOME of them… >.>
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Kins=MVP so far.
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I don't call him that for nothing =)
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
I don't know.
Pena has been pretty damn good too.
Obama is half white/half black.
Pena shmena
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lmao @ cookie lady.
Hilarious first pitch stuff.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
YOu should see Konerko
Both of them can barely outrun a single to RF.
Obama is half white/half black.
They are still waiting for him to make it to first
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Did your family create Flatware?
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id say
only benji Molina would be out on that
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Jim Thome runs like a semi with 18 flat tires.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So...
I predict that miles drops out of school to become a member of Matt Stafford’s entourage.
Anyone with me on that?
Matt, Matt
Where can I carry your jock strap today?
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Matt Stafford...
Google tells me he’s some kind of football player.
I kinda doubt Miles would join his entourage. No, he’d email him and tell him how much he owns his ass at football and why he has more status.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting... by the looks of it the wheels may stay on the Scooter tonight
A Rod you put the Bitch in Tits.
Wouldn't that be a hoot
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I have to listen to Hawk Harrelson
what the fuck is a can of corn?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Easy pop fly
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Then isn't a "can of corn flyball"
redundant?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I don't know
hey guys, did you know Texas is hot during the summer?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
That's what's inside Hawks head.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
w00+ groundball Feldman!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Hank Blalock now has more HBP's than walks.
Pathetic.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
And speaking of pathetic, there's a double play...
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank taking one for the team
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thatta booy CHRIS
other way
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Tell them I moved to Tahiti.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
you're /= your
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I goose step with my English book every morning
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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I can get behind this
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
Hey guys
did you know it got hot in Texas? Boy, this is the type of information that Hawk Harrelson can provide for you. He’s said it 4 times.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
We're on about
an hour and a half pace.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Id say a 55 minute pace
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I'm going to say Taylor Teagarden sucks
So he can proceed to have a big game and lead us to the win to spite me.
So Taylor Teagarden sucks.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
omfg.
What the crap camera guy? Please, NO UGLY CHICKS.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
You should tell her that she has to if Feldman throws a perfect game.
You know, just for kicks.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Did you ask your
wife what she is going to do with the extra money she earns?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Imagine Anna Nicole Smith crossed with a squid
by Adam J. Morris on May 1, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Ink all over her face and everything...
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Do a screen cap
That’s a pic we need in the GDTs
by Adam J. Morris on May 1, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Lewin nearly laughed out loud after the camera cut away from her
But he managed to stifle it.
thats what i was thinking
i dont think so
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I think he stays in the rotation
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Well...
1/3 of the way there…
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
But then what are we to do with Kris Benson?
Remember, hot wife > pitching ability.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Make them the new mascots.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Oh boy, here is Pods.
I bet he strikes out.
Obama is half white/half black.
wow, this
game is frickin flying
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
see: Any game Buehrle starts
Obama is half white/half black.
That's what happens when you get two teams who swing at every stinking pitch together.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed it
i needs to see it
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
amazing.
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I like Ben & Skin
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I liked them on the ticket
when they filled in, but their show on 105.3 is a beating to me. I dont know why.
TVants link
For those of you who haven’t had your ears abused by Hawk Harrelson yet today:
tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=3685912168d3b3e2eac87aba55148f22
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I would be up for that
CG shutout
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ELVIS!!!!
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I Liikeeee
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Elvis making things happen
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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That'll do MVP.
That’ll do…
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Why, Josh, Why?
Do we really need to see Sweeney again?
Sac fly
Eh, well it gives us a 2-run lead.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Has Thome made it to first yet?
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Elvis said he tried to hitch a ride down the first base line.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played sir
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That Kinsler kid is good
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hey
we scored a run from third with less than two outs, that seriously hasnt happened in a while
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
lmao.
That’s so gross.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Is that even real?
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That is... disturbing.
Is that really a person?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
swine flu
mutated her into something else
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
like... a swine?
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
yea, thats what im thinkng
turned it more swine than it is human
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Ever seen Hocus Pocus?
This is one of the three sisters… only more inflated and disgusting-looking.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
The goggles they do nothing!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
jiminy jilickers!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO ANDRUW
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
yea, he really does
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
AJ is what Jermaine Dye was
4 or 5 years ago, they look and play similarily… although dye in RF looks like a serious lialibility
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Does she have a ring in her left nostril?
It looked like it when I saw her on tv.
Subject line, please.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
serious forum question...
why do y’all like to have something in the subject line, when someone posts a picture?
So you can close it
If you click on a comments subject line, it closes the body of it.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You know
i could see that woman being Jim Knox’s wife… just saying
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
LMAO
If somehow Knox interviews her tonight, will that be the greatest moment in off-field moment in Rangers broadcast history?
Im praying for this to happen
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
One of the few times I'd want to see a Knox interview....
for the train wreck effect :)
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here
I despise Knoxy’s appearances, but I’m rooting for this to happen.
Somebody email the booth and tell Josh to get on it.
I dunno man
You put that much creepy within a certain distance of each other, it might reach critical mass… we could lose half of East Texas.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I laughed.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Where the fuxk did that thing come from?
It is almost like a model that fell into a vat of Toxic waste and then had he skin on her faced stretch tight as a drum.
that might be better
i feel sorry for whoever she is staring at
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
In that pic
She looks like one of those blow up porn dolls.
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?
See told ya
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Son of a biscuit, Quentin!
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Ball that he hit to CF that Byrd just barely couldn't get to.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Sinking liner to CF
Byrd slid, couldn’t catch it.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
bloop single
marlon dove and it short hopped into his chest
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I think Feldman just saw that chick in the stands
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
lol nice one LSJ
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
He read this thread in between pitches
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That's about the 4th time I've seen that on our mound this year.
Something really needs to be fixed on the mound. Not sure what it is, but everyone keeps falling.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
I have a bad feeling that hideous beast is going to be with us all season if Feldman keeps pitching well
she is going to be our Feldman luck charm
My roommate did.
Said it was awesome.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
What is the score
Does he still have the no-no?
Who is playing?
All I can see is that cross between Rupaul and bootstrap bill from the Pirates of the caribbean.
3-0 Rangers
Quentin singled last half inning
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh would have caught it
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
for sure
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
i think that hit burhle
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
Just checking in.
What did I miss?
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Pumpkin head
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Saw the pic above. Wow.
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by Brandon Worley on May 1, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
wowowow
the similarities are startiling
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
like, if that was actually a real thing
she would be its ancestor
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I can't get over it...
Thats insane. We need a Dikatron photoshop of those two arm and arm with Felman in the center
Im still in stunned silence over it
its crazy
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
she looks like
she’s always eating other peoples souls… So i’d imagine she has to be continually feasting
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
You don't want to know.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Just turned the game on, just now got home from work.
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by Brandon Worley on May 1, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Feldy
almost perfect through four, only a blooper single… Kin leadoff jack
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Wow....thanks.
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by Brandon Worley on May 1, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha
Nice one Tea.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
84mph fastball?
time to tee off on him…
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
cmon EA!
Jay Zygmunt, now that you have fired yourself, please have yourself hired by Seattle. Thanks.
by 3k on May 1, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Damn, this is awesome
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Nobody, hopefully
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell, I'll do it.
That picture is epically scary.
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by Brandon Worley on May 1, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want to see that on your blog too.
That’s scary and traumatizing first thing in the morning.
Lmao.
Good to know it’s still a destination of the regulars in the offseason.
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by Brandon Worley on May 1, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Much appreciation.
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by Brandon Worley on May 1, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
depends on the day and how
busy I am. Still HF is my favorite but I meander around everywhere when I get the chance. I can’t wait for the draft.
Nolan on the mound?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
There was a fly in his face.
Obama is half white/half black.
Someone I know at the game just went to check out the goth chick for me.
Saw him on the screen.. heh
Wooo
Feldy dealing.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
This Feldman is crazy
This is like he is some badass fireballer who hates that a hitter even attempts to step into the box against him.
Has Thome made it to first yet?
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
yes
but he ran through the bag and it will take a couple more innings for him to get back
You can't stop a train on a dime.
Obama is half white/half black.
He stared at the porno doll chick too long
He’s been frozen in place.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Again, I ask:
Why in the HECK is this guy not a permanent establishment in our rotation?
If he’s our future #5, I can’t even begin to imagine how awesome the top 4 guys are going to be…
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
I agree, Feldy
has some great stuff and is capable of completely throwing teams off balance for most of a game
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
To be completely honest
The Sox completely SUCK against any young pitcher they have not seen. We would rather play against Roy Halladay, Johan Santana, Josh Beckett, or any other ace before we play a young rookie. Young pitchers DOMINATE us.
Obama is half white/half black.
How the heck did he hit that?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I know
It looked like he whiffed first time, and caught it on the backswing.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Tim Lincecum 2k9 commercial
Such a good commercial for such a shitty game.
Obama is half white/half black.
Save the terrible
Big Unit cameo scene.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
actually playing it now while listening to the game...
i still say it’s not that bad once you get use to it
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
I love the
commercial with him and his dad, that one is awesome
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I don't think I have seen it.
Obama is half white/half black.
Feldman
12.2 pitches per inning. Just Wow.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
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