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I'm really fed up with Washington
He needs to go.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
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by boomer1 on May 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
let TT hit in the 9th
I guess if Max isn’t here then ok but if he was why?
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
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that's the complaint?
you want Andrus to hit instead of TT? fine.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
No I'm just tired of Wash ok?
I had no problem with putting Holland in if that makes you feel better.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
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no as in wash didn't do anything wrong
you know, I don’t particularly like the guy but irrational bitching is way more annoying.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Yes
I believe bringing in Holland was the right thing to do. I’m just tired of Washington what part of that do you not understand? Do you like the way he has managed this team?
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Max could have hit for TT
Murphy could have hit for Elvis
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Get a better bit
Max is a better hitter than TT and you know it.
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max hasn't seen major league pitching all year and is off to a ridiculous pace so far
at the moment, I’m not really sure one is that much better than the other. ph TT and you fuck up his confidence in a big way.
use you effing brain. these mindless “Wash sucks” rants are stupid.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Do you believe Wahs is a good manager?
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
like paper cuts with lemon juice in them good
feel the pain
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
no
like I said, I don’t like him particularly. But I just think the mindless “he sucks” are really annoying. I would like to identify actual bad moves. Instead, people just point out moves that are slightly less than completely obvious and take the opposite side when it doesn’t work out. At least you didn’t think the holland move was bad but when he has to decide between pinch hitting two bottom of the order hitters and he decides to PH his #9 hitter as opposed to his #8 hitter – geez
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
This is pretty much
where I stand as well.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
i think leaving in TT is the right thing
he has some pop and can make it happen, although i will say that Max is by far the superior hitter.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
here's another reason i was mulling
the #9 hitter is going to get some good pitches to hit because jenks doesn’t want to pitch to kinsler. so, there’s a good case that can be made that murphy wasn’t going to get better looks from the #9 spot then the #8 spot.
it’s not a great reason, but it factors in
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
max had a .605 ops in AAA so far
hes a better hitter long term, but at this moment they both probably suck.
the preceding post was a great success.
does it?
just barely. AAA is not the same as the majors
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
big ol' meh
Not hitting at all in the Majors isn’t exactly more impressive than mediocre hitting in AAA. And I think he’s been hitting better as of late but I could be wrong on that.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Any time our staff holds our opponents to only 4 runs ...
that should be a win. Our hitters need to get their shit together.
by Athos on May 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hank Blalock's pitch recognition sucks.
I’d say his plate discipline sucks too, but he doesn’t have any.
I could probably go stand in the batters box and work the count better than him right now.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank Blalock
just straight up sucks.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
what is his ops with runners on base?
he gets most of his HRs in no pressure situations.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Who gives a fuck
what his OPS in a SS is?
Let’s talk about his sub .300 OBP.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Well, 637 OPS with men on
But an 842 OPS with 2 HR with RISP. So he’s been decent at driving in runs, most of the time.
His problem is his hacktastic tendencies mean he’s not getting on base the rest of the time, and therefore creating a ton of outs.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Those guys shouldn't be hitting fifth
they should be hitting like 7th. Where they can hack to their merry heart’s content.
That pathetic AB vs. Linebrink /w MY on third was the worst AB I have ever seen. The sooner the Rangers are rid of him, they better off they’ll be.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
1 of those Homeruns was on Opening Day
so since then he’s sucktastic
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
with a
278 OBP
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
"You know a pitching prospect isn't any good if John Daniels doesn't trade him away but keeps him insteaad." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
"You probably can throw Neftali Feliz on that group of overblown Rangers pitching prospect failures." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
This is the shitty part of OPS
He’s fucking terrible, but since 1/3 of his hits have been homers, he looks alright (as in, Mike Jacobs alright).
Which isn't very good and still skewed by his high SLG.
Given the small sample size, his OPS, wOBA, wRaa, WPA, etc. etc. are totally irrelevant to me right now. The dude just looks straight up fucking terrible at the plate. It honestly looks like he’s trying to homer his way to a new contract.
If Blalock plays another fucking game ahead of Jones when Hamilton gets back, both Daniels and Washington deserve to be skewered.
A .352 wOBA is far from bad if he keeps it up all year
Yes, he looks bad at the plate, but Blalock is better than this. He’s seen 3.36 pitches/PA while he has averaged about 3.7 for his career. He’s walking 1.3% of the time while he has walked 8.3% of the time over his career. This isn’t going to last all season. And if he manages a .352 wOBA until he starts showing his usual patience, its something I can live with.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
It's irrelevant whether or it lasts all season.
No, he’s not going to walk at a 1.3% pace for the rest of this year, but he’s not going to reach 8.3% either. I wouldn’t be surprised if he finishes around the 6.9% he put up last year.
Jones is much much better at this point, and I’m willing to bet that Jones will be better than Blalock throughout the course of the year. Neither dude will be with the team next year…there’s no excuse not to play Jones.
Also, a .352 wOBA from a DH, on this team? I’m sorry, but that’s bad.
I am perfectly fine if he puts up a 6.9% walk rate this season
With his power, that’s going to be a productive season for him.
Jones is playing better so far in the season, but I’m still skeptical on him being able to do this while playing everyday. Right now, he isn’t being overexposed to AL pitchers who haven’t ever seen much of him, and he has hit great during this time. Since Blalock isn’t hitting that poorly right now (contrary to popular belief), I think taking the risk of overexposing him right now isn’t worth it. With Hamilton on the DL though, it looks like we’ll be seeing more of Jones in LF everyday and we’ll be able to get a better idea on how he looks when he is playing everyday.
And a .352 wOBA is not bad. Its 1% better than the average hitter right now. When you consider that this is coming during what is most likely a semi-slump for him, its even better. Blalock is far from this team’s biggest problem and is way down the list of reasons why this team has lost games this season.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
He makes outs
in over 70% of his PAs. That ain’t good.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
"You know a pitching prospect isn't any good if John Daniels doesn't trade him away but keeps him insteaad." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
"You probably can throw Neftali Feliz on that group of overblown Rangers pitching prospect failures." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
That's not going to continue though
He’s better than this and is going to end the season with an OBP at least in the .330 range (if he hits around .270 or so). As long as he keeps hitting for a ton of power while struggling with his plate discipline, I can live with it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
and when his OBP comes up
his SLG will drop 50-100 points.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
"You know a pitching prospect isn't any good if John Daniels doesn't trade him away but keeps him insteaad." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
"You probably can throw Neftali Feliz on that group of overblown Rangers pitching prospect failures." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
when is Rudy going to tell
the hitters not to swing for the fences in every situation.
oh wait….rudy is the greatest, blah blah blah…i call bullshit
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Rudy
Looks great when these bats pummel subpar pitching.
But anytime they go up against good to great pitching, they wilt because they don’t know how to play small ball. And it’s all because of Rudy’s approach.
I don’t get why more people in the media here in DFW besides Bob Sturm aren’t calling for the guy’s head.
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"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
At least he's got a nice view.
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Always looking at the bright side
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Feldman pwned tonight...
dude deserved better.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Half this blog will want him in the pen or DFA'd soon enough.
Still accepting people for the bandwagon.
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Bullshit
I believe im driver of the Scooter Feldman bandwagon
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Thats just because you hate BMac
Because on Feldmans best day he isn’t better than BMac.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Right. He couldn't hold BMac's jock yesterday
I don’t hate BMac, you will not find any evidence that would suggest that I hate BMac.
Well then wanting Feldman in the rotation over BMac is completely idiotic then
The only possible defense would be if you only had one spot and optioned BMac but even then I don’t think they are close enough to warrant optioning BMac. He is simply a better pitcher with higher upside than Feldman. And I love me some Scooter Feldman.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
i don't understand why you take him out
now wash doesn’t let anybody get out of a jam. i can understand if he wasn’t pitching well, but damn those were two well placed hits and he was staying away from Quentin. Wash is a moron.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Cause
he’s a guy who’s made 1 start this year, and a guy who has a history of struggling during his last inning? How bout the fact that 100% of the very people on these blogs bitched about nothing but how Washington took Feldman out too late last year?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
did he ever pitch like that last year?
i don’t think so. not 1 ball was hit hard against him. that is why you leave him in
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
yeah he did
he pitched like that a lot. in fact, that was a typical feldman start
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Batters had a 967 OPS against Feldman in the 6th inning last year, and a 1.271 OPS from the 7th inning on
And Feldman was just making his second start of the year. So I can definitely see the rationale behind having him on a short leash. It was probably overmanaging to not let him at least face Thome, but I can definitely understand the rationale behind the move.
After all, with Feldman’s history we’d be calling Wash a moron for not bringing Holland in if he’d have left Feldman in and Thome would’ve gotten that hit off him.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I think this is the case
of the bullpen being overburdened by two lefties who can’t do shit right now.
If you insert someone like Pirate or eventually Kiker/Phillips, this bullpen suddenly gets a hole lot more versatile.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Guardado needs to be dumped on his fat ass.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
So does CJ right now
he looks iffy.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I think CJ needs to be a LOOGY, myself
The career splits indicate it (843 OPS against RHH’s, 581 against lefties), and so do the splits so far this year: righties with a 1.027 OPS against him, lefties only .490.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ
needs to stop walking ppl. When your job is a LOOGY, you can’t do shit like walk guys. That’s what CJ does.
That’s why I’m in favorite of the piratey one.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Still wild as fuck.
He’s just so UGH.
That’s not very scientific, but I’m not feeling very scientific tonight.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Hes only walked people in 1 out of every 3 games hes appeared in this year
The CJ hate is annoying to listen to
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
No it wont
Because someone will take one of his “tweets” or facebook posts or some shit and say that shows hes a douchebag and then he’ll go out and have a bad game, which most relievers do every now and then, and people will look past all the good he does for the team and focus on the negative.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
It has nothing to do with the idiotic focus of Evan Grant
it’s all about his 6-8 BB/K ratio. His awful % of 1st pitch strikes. His worsening number of swinging strikes. His poor fastball location since the first game of the season, and his tendency to put guys on base via hits, walks and silly shit.
CJ Wilson is not a good pitcher. Even in his 2008 year, his tRA was barely above average. To think that CJ wilson is the answer is wrong.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
he was dominant.
easy innings, not one hard hit ball, easy grounders, efficient.
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
if he gets booted out of the rotation
because of what happened tonight. I might just go up there and slap somebody in the face
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
This is a keeper.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
lololol
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This game was Christmas morning for the FSN camera folk.
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This fucking guy?
Fuck this fucking guy!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we draft all of Thome's male offspring
So they never have a chance to face us again
by death of the cool on May 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
four games in a row they have given up 4 runs exactly
they are 2-2 in those games
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Should be 4-0
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poor plate discipline
and questionable managing will lose you some close games
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
You should be glad
I’m not shanking you right now.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
For uttering the magic words during a no-no?
absolutely
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
This season seems like it's been far more deflating than 10-12, especially considering we've had several kickass come from behind wins.
Bah.
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Against Carmona/Pavano/regressing back to the mean Cliff Lee
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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Lee is a good pitcher, but last year was I think as good as we'll ever see from him.
Carmona is still sporting a 1.64 WHIP for the year and has walked 16 in 28.2 Innings.
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
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A Cy Young worthy season is still a good ceiling
And it’s still attribution error on your part. On the bright side, we should hold a Hawk Harrelson protest sometime. Fuck, if I ever hear Ducksnort again, I’ll kill a man.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I would be down with a Hawk protest.
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be careful
out on that limb.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Man
what the fuck?
Are those guys better than Dallas Braden? Or Mark Buerhle. We’re losing cause at the beginning of the year, ppl were taking pitches pretty well and were not hacktastic. Right now, we’re super hacktastic.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
you are so right...
I think its because you can see how close this team is to being a playoff contender.
A bounce here a bad pitch there and bam we lose.
It reminds me of the Mavs back when Dirk and Nash were first acquired….they just didn’t know how to win those close games consistantly
by death of the cool on May 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd and blalock
are a fucking drain on this offense right now. So’s Salty’s random irritations.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
if we go on a losing streak
we will pretty much be in the same situation we were in last year.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Fuckety shit fuck
And piss on my dead corpse.
I hate losing.
I hate losing by 1
I hate losing after giving up a 3 run lead.
I hate losing after such a good start from Feldy
I hate losing!!!
She say she are the manager.
Good chatting with (most) of you guys/girls tonight.
I’ll cya tomorrow night!
Obama is half white/half black.
I'm curious, what does your sig mean?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
actualy, I dont care.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully a show of racial unity
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
in the schools eyes
obama would be considered white because your gender is based on your mother. maybe that’ll make the conservatives love him…lol
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Goodnight
Dream of the W column
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
At least keep your rooting for the Sox players over on SSS, will ya?
You where fine until you started that.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
What all I did was applaud a nice catch by Dye, right?
I think if the Rangers were winning no one would have had a problem with me.
Obama is half white/half black.
Maybe
We’ve had a bad April, so we’re all a bit touchy right now. Just try to keep your cheers to yourself and don’t ask annoying questions you should be able to find the answer to with some simple research and you should be okay. Cool?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Sure i guess.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
No
act like a man with Balls Jesus.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I'm just trying not to be a complete ass.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Jon that ship sailed long ago
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
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Hahaha
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Peace out
I hope Hawk Harrelson dies of cancer.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
i literally just pissed down my leg
as horrible as that was, it was fucking hilarious.
unless he dies of C of course.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 1, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, that's terrible, and not funny.
Obama is half white/half black.
Then fuck off and never come back
Hawk Harrelson destroyed our national innocence, and I hope he dies unloved.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Educate me
Who the eff is Hawk Harrelson and what did he do?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk Harrelson is the White Sox announcer
and he doesn’t do anything wrong. His only knock is being a big homer for the Sox and most opposing fans hate him because of this.
Obama is half white/half black.
You can put that on the board
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He is a homer and sucks...
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
I don't care if you think he sucks
Most Sox fans know he does not provide much insight on anything, but to wish cancer upon him is a terrible thing to say. Plain and simple.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
not worse than rex hudler
i f**king hate that guy
Nobody punished like Earl and No one was nastier than Ryan
Everybody does
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I hate that prick
I hope he gets ran over by a trash truck then floats down the drain like a giant turd on crack.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
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I think
the moment of pure white hatred was during that spring training game when Matt Brown hit a HR off of Benson and Hudler was interviewing Soscia.
He said something like “Can I got out there and give Brownie five?”
I was just like dude, have some dignity!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
That was the moment
I remember it well.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Jesus, I remember that, it was horrible, if you pull up the thread from that game you'll read me going apeshit over his meltiness.
Just as I’m sure yall were too.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 1, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
come on
i listened to the white sox broadcast, and they had nothing but praise for the ranger players. they were absolutely gushing over kinsler, davis, and feldman.
They were also annoying as all shit and
surface thin in their analysis. And they were praising with god damn faint praise. It wasn’t a broadcast as it was a masturbation session about “aggressive hitters” and “Paulie, Jermaine, and Getz.”
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
am in a twilight zone episode?
ranger fans are complaining about other teams’ broadcasters being homers?
hey tag, i’m putting in a call here for ol nellie cruz.
Please
did I say that our guys didn’t suck? Especially Lewin tangents? And there’s homerism,and then there’s Harrelson homerism. Paul Konerko can turn around a 100 mph fastball and is the cornerstone of an offense, right?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Sox color guy
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Why. What's your issue with me?
Obama is half white/half black.
You have no reason for not liking me
other than being a White Sox fan. And that is no reason at all.
Obama is half white/half black.
And what do you offer?
Obama is half white/half black.
Baseball Jesus
where the fuck is that picture?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
And actually I do.
I provide insight about the team you are facing. I know 100x more about the Sox than you do. You know 100x more about the Rangers than I do. What is wrong with learning from eachother? Why do you have to mindless hate?
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
its not mindless
we’re trying to wish cancer on hawk harrelson and you are messing it up – and acting like you have a good reason to. you know what – that’s what we do here. we wish cancers. so you can either join in or leave.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
He was a member of this franchise
1966-67. He is a part of this team’s history. Well, he wasn’t very good, but still.
I dont' trust any population that add celery salt to hotdogs.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't trust anyone
that voted for Blagojevich.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I'm from Indiana, and glad to not be associated with Blago.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
My bad, didn't know, Indiana is much better.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I also
hate anyone who voted for Evan Bayh. What the fuck were you guys thinking?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I didn't vote for Evan Bayh.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter
I still hate you and your whole state.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Real mature.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
mmm mature women
Corn fed maybe?
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Oh god
the state of Indiana was colonized by the Germans and the hill Irish. It’s the most hideous combination of mongrels ever known to man. I went to a campus visit there once as a 18 year old, and didn’t think about women for a week without shuddering.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
What college was it?
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I hit Weslyn and Purdue
not that I saw much of a difference. I was blind half the time, staring at women in Indiana is like staring into a pimple-faced, ass-red sun.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I am not attending either one of those colleges
I have not heard of Weslyn, where is it?
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by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Just outside of Uranus
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Maybe 11 is giving you too much credit.
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by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Marion
the tumor growing on the asscrack of America
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Marion County?
I think that’s in between Indy and Fort Wayne.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
what the hell do you want?
yeah, we’re all real immature here. who cares? we don’t. why do you insist on staying? why do you feel the need to be loved by strangers (more estranged than the average internet stranger)? Seriously, this is evidence of a psychosis? you are mental.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
I just didn't realize the maturity level here was 11 years old.
Now I am aware of this.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
My dad can beat up your dad
especially after your dad contracts colon cancer.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
My dad died two years ago of colon cancer. Funny line none the less.
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Yeah
and I’m studying to be a doctor to help ppl, blah blah. This is the internets, if we take ourselves too seriously, Ryan Sweeney’s house would already be burnt down.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Speaking of which
Are we still down for doing this tomorrow?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I would hope so
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that truly makes me sad
cancer isn’t good enough for harrelson then
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
why do you even care what non white sox fans think
what is this great icnlination that some opposing fans have for coming to the other boards to play nice? what are you getting out of this? because all you’re really doing is annoying us
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
How am I being annoying?
If I said the same comments as a Rangers fan you would not have a problem.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You would be one of us
But you are not. We don’t like outsiders. It is what it is.
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it would still be annoying if he didn't hate hawk harrelson
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
You need to get some help. You should never wish cancer upon anyone.
Obama is half white/half black.
Really?
I hope he dies of malignant pancreatic colon cancer. I think this is the third time I’ve done it this year.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Have you ever known anybody that has died of cancer
you fucking dolt?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Have you know anyone who made it to the show
Outlaw?
How bout this, you can die of cancer, and then I can tell everyone that I now know someone who died of cancer and be more sensitive to the plight of those who suffer from it.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I have, my dad
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You're a great son.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Not cool, fuckbag.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
ok
it’s really time for you to leave, before you say something really retarded.
you retarded jackoff
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
who are you talking too, ab03?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
not to you
ok, i’m actually going to be helpful here because you seem to have an internet problem. how come you can’t tell where to reply? is your nested comments option off?
anyway, i’m sure I’ve wanted you to leave plenty of times but at the moment i don’t but if you feel like leaving in the future and need a little extra motivation, think of me
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
There aren't too many people who will step to the microphone
but I will.
There are a shitload of people on this board who have watched loved ones (kids, spouses, parents and gparents) die from cancer and it ain’t pretty.
Wishing cancer on Ken Harrelson because you don’t like the fact that he’s a homer is beyond stupid.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
i mean, we wish bad things on people all the time
is it because cancer is so specific that it’s worse? If I said, I hope Hawk Harrelson gets herpes, is that better? anal warts? flesh eating bacteria?
where exactly is the line? I would like to go slightly over it
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
by ab03 on May 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm...
I think an STD that leaves what looks to be a cluster of diamonds around the base of your shaft is the line.
Step over it lightly.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh
I’ll tell you one thing, after volunteering at the hospital, I now know why a lot of college kids don’t get screened for STDs. It’s not just that they’re lazy, it’s one of the most haphazard, poorly organized programs there is.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
*and by wish
i mean that we say that we want bad stuff to happen to people. i dont’ really care what happens to hawk harrelson’s life. I care that I want to minimize the number of interactions I have with him. but that’s about it.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Just saying you want him to die or get an STD
is not nearly as bad as something like cancer that personally effects many people and is very specific. STD jokes are much more socially exceptable to laugh about than cancer. You can laugh at somebody for being cream for his herpes, but you don’t laugh at someone who is bald because of kemo therapy.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
oh you're the authority?
you know what, none of it is acceptable. maybe if you got anal warts and herpes you would understand.
where exactly does AIDS fall? acceptable because you don’t know anybody who’s had it?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
I'm not authority
But I have the right to be offended by it is I so choose. You can’t tell me what I can’t find rude and insensitive.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's an idea
fucking leave then. Stop wasting time with these insensitive pricks who don’t know any better.
I hope Hawk Harrelson was in Abu Ghraib. An apology to all of those with loved ones that spent time in Abu Ghraib.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Blah blah blah
if I had some magical power to give people cancer, I’d stop wishing it. But since I’m not Dr. Manhatten to the best of my knowledge, I’ll continue to do it at my heart’s content.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
JoeCool
Take it in stride we were screwing around. It is us just, well being us. No more no less.
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No man
fuck him. Dude is named after Joe Camel, lecturing ppl about sensitivity on cancer about all things.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
My name has nothing to do with Joe Camel
And I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright FUCK the Pale Ho
He probably has the herp around his starfish any way.
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I have, but I am also responsible.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
How old are you Joe?
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I'm guessing
14-15.
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I think that would be a good guess
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Nope, not that young.
Basic comprehension would tell you that if I am in college, I would be older than 14 or 15.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
comprehension, a whole four fucking syllables. Basic comprehension would tell you that I think you’re an idiot and full of shit.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
What am I full of shit about?
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
You can get
herpes in quite a few non-direct contact ways. Maybe he does have it.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
heh
like from a toilet seat? sorry, but your gf is sleeping around on you.
enough insults to go around tonight!
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Well, nonetheless, I don't have herpes either.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, no STDs on me.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
lol...
…yeah….I am the one who went too far….
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
God I hope you go home
to find your father eating dick.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ewwwww...
Dad?!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Want me to hold it for you. pops?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
My dad died of cancer this past February.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
For that I'm truly sorry
I know how you feel.
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I lost my uncle to cancer several years ago
and it is truly a horrific thing to see a family member you love so dearly die in such a drawn-out painful way. I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone. Ever. I still think about him every day. My dad says he even dreams about him every night. I lost an uncle; my dad lost a brother. I empathize with you completely
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
70% of ppl get cancer
a lot of ppl are susceptible based on genetic mutation accumulation. It’s a horrible disease, but as long as I don’t have the magical ability to spread it through thought, I’ll keep rolling as I’m rolling, thanks.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
70% of people get cancer
I really doubt that statistic.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
do you doubt that you're a psycho for still being here
I think it’s because you have acceptance issues. are you in a frat as well? do you try to talk to seniors?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
The important question is
Does he still listen to Creed?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that still the rocking emo band?
it used to be Linkin Park when i was in HS.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Linkin Park is alright
Although Minutes to Midnight was a little too “emotional” for my taste.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
They really need to go back to their Nu-Metal sound
Soft-rock isn’t them.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
no...
Creed is way gone
if you really want a name i suppose you could go with dashboard confessional or weezer
New Weezer is semi-emotional
Dashboard probably is, but Panic! At The Disco would be the prime example of the band you are more than likely searching for.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, except Weezer's produced a pile of shit
over recent years, and Dashboard’s last album wasn’t exactly special.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I agree with this
whole-heartedly.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
i dont like any of them...i was just saying who they are
truth be told, most real “emo” people listen to more indie/garage kinds of music that the majority havent heard of
I don't particularly like Creed, and can never say I have listened to them.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
how can you like what you don't know
ok. i’m done with you. if you come back, expect more of the same.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
There are not frats at my College.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
This is by far the funniest comment on the thread
Firebat, you never cease to amaze me.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
listen dipshit. since you're actually young, I'll take it slow
we are making fun of hawk harrelson. he’s a tv personality we’ve never met and he prides himself on being a douchebag. we don’t even actually want to wish cancer on him – we just think he sucks and this is an internet message board.
you just took a snipe at a guy for being a bad son after he tells you his dad died.
you fucking mother fucking jackoff. just fucking leave. people are actualyl wishing bad things for you. do you want that?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Lest I was mixing people up
I was under the impression boomer1 was part of the “Hawk should die of cancer” brigade and thought it was extremely insenstive for someone who had a loss in my family to cancer. If it was not him, then I apologize.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
insensitive to what? what was he not sufficiently sensitive to?
his dad’s pain? you don’t think he understood the pain his dad felt? or was he insensitive to his own feelings of loss? or was he not sensitive to the imaginary pain that hawk harrelson would have felt from his imaginary cancer?
you see how none of this makes any sense?
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Dude, look we screw around a lot here
We don’t really mean anything by it. I wasn’t offended by the cancer jokes and if anyond should be it would be me.
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I laugh
because you’re named after Joe fucking Camel. Now there’s something that actually gave cancer to people. Me? I’m just this guy on the internets.
God, i hope you die in a fire.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
As I mentioned earlier, my name has no relation to Joe Camel
and I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Look man
I surely can’t speak for others here, but there’s no way anyone could’ve have known that the cancer remark would hit home for you. Honestly, I’d just let it go instead making it a bigger deal of it. I don’t know if you pulled shit in the gameday threads to piss people off, but no matter what, it’s just not a great idea to come to the other team’s blog after a loss like this. Can’t take this shit personally either, you’re in enemy territory
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why are we treating him as if he's a human being
I remain skeptical of a lot of things, if he’s offended, he can pick up his skirt and leave. Good riddance to him.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
"Have you ever known someone who's had cancer?"
The answer is “yes,” and that’s why it’s being wished on Hawk Harrelson!
I just re-read my comments
And didn’t mean to say “who had a loss in my family to cancer”, I mean to say HIS family. I was questioning why someone who has a loss in HIS family would make jokes about it. Sorry for the typo.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Look around dude
We crack on eachother do you really think we are going to take it easy on you?
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Josey Wales to Derek Holland:
“Welcome to The Show”
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck Josey Wales
The last person I want to hear from right now is that guy.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
DOn't even invoke his name
beat weed
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
These lips are sealed
But fuck that fucking guy
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
And Ryan Sweeney too
I bet Ryan Sweeney is really Josey Wales.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Ryans Weenie can suck on one
I will hate him forever.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
What's up?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
That pitch to Thome
it was pretty much where Teagarden setup.
My question is, why would you call for something down and in to Jim Thome?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
From seeing Thome strike out many times.
He usually misses the pitches down and in, or high and in. It’s the ones over the plate and away that he crushes.
Obama is half white/half black.
yep
Holland gets too much of the plate. I like that he goes after hitters, but you can’t do that in the middle of the plate. Also, Feldman handled Thome pretty well. They had one nice battle where Feldman had struck him out.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
I don't remember the strikeout, but it was low and inside I assume? Or high and inside?
Obama is half white/half black.
low and down the middle
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
oops
I meant the Holland pitch not the Feldman K, my bad.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, what was the Feldman K?
I missed it.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
that one
was low and inside.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Swiiisshh!
lol.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
The one on Podsednik?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
You can't stop Scott Podsednik.
You can only hope to contain him.
He’s like Kobe with white women.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm mixed up,
just then I was thinking of the O’Day K of Thome. Feldman was on an outside edge changeup.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm stoked
that O’Day throws a decent changeup. That’s a pretty good pitch he got Thome on.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I agree
everyone makes a big deal of how many strikes holland throws, but from what I’ve seen, most fb’s are right down the crapper.
Right now, Holland is taking his first negative press conference like a man, i do like that…..
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on May 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
especially on an 0-1 pitch
bad strategy, bad execution, whatever it was. Chalk it up to youth.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
poor RW decisions
1. Set defined bullpen roles may have cost the game tonight. RW should either have left Scooter in the game of brought in CJ to face Thome.
2. Why lett TT hit in the 9th? Andrus > TT.
RW has trouble thinkin gon his feet. If things don’t fall into a set predetermined blueprint for him, he has problem adjusting his in game managing. What ever happened to “working the count”?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Elvis hits 9th
becaues TT has shown more power traditionally. This post is asnine. You’re off today, man.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I think you're scraping the bottom of the barrel
with Murphy and TT. They have been our 2 least productive hitters. Murphy has had one good game. They both suck right now
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
I meant
Murphy & Elvis > TT & Murphy
You use Murphy for TT not only because of the LHB vs RHP but also Murphy has more experience than TT. Also, he has had good ABs even though they haven’t produced many hits. And Andrus is hittting better than both TT and Murphy.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Because traditionally
TT has been a better power hitter than Elvis.
Look, I think the whole pinch hitting thing is fucking retarded. Like I ranted about last year, if you want to pinch for someone, that 1 AB sample doesn’t matter for fuck.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I assume you meant
Murphy and Elvis > TT and Murphy.
1) barely, if at all
2) you are subbing your catcher, which you should avoid if you can
3) Murphy might have seen better pitches to hit from the 9 hole
4) you are possibly giving murphy a chance to hit with a runner in scoring position or possibly on third
5) the preceding reasons show that the move is not assinine but could have gone iether way (you could make a similar list for doing it the other way). Therefore, it’s not a real reason to bitch. Just a choice that could have probably gone either way.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
TT
First why do people think MAx would come in and save the day? What has he shown above AA to make you think in his first ML AB of the season in a close game against another teams closer he would do any better than TT? If you are looking for the homerun to tie the game they both probably have as good a chance to do that. And since TT is far superior to Max defensively wouldn’t you want to have that guy in should you tie the game?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
This is why
it’s hard to rebuild. Because a lot of intelligent people can be retarded sports fans. Are we actually shocked by the knee-jerking?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
OT: I love the old school bluejay uniforms
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on May 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
I blame God, he has forsaken the Rangers
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
For what they did to david clyde
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on May 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
the apocolypse of baseball suckage is at hand ...REPENT, TORTURED FANS OF TRASH
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
In case anyone was wondering . . .
Carlos Silva still sucks.
"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels
by Randy Richardson on May 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
OK...
so I just finished watching the game on my DVR and haven’t read everything here. I’m sure there has been a lot of Wash bashing and usually I defend him, but I can’t tonight.
You don’t bring in Holland when Feldman is pitching the way he was pitching. He was under 80 pitches and earned the right to try and get out of that situation on his own. I’m tired of reading shit about how the Rangers want to get Holland’s feet wet and put him in situations that he can succeed. Bases loaded against Thome is not one of those situations. Especially for a guy coming out of the ‘pen who isn’t used to doing that.
Also, not to rain on the parade with Holland but he should still be in OKC working on his secondary pitches. Right now he looks like a one pitch pitcher to me. That fastball and location is pretty good and will get him by a lot of hitters. However if he is going to be the pitcher we all think he can be he needs to start throwing that slider for a strike and start using his change up.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
feldman
again, i think it could have gone either way. i think feldman is still in the process of getting stretched out, has never been great in the 6th, and holland was there for the left lefty matchup
you know, coming in and giving up a double is part of the learning curve. it will helpt him be a better pitcher in the future.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
Ron said he could had went 100 pitches today
but he just didn’t want him to ruin his own good outing with one bad pitch
Heh
that’s humorous.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
that is awesome
and a terrible reason. fine. pile on.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
I know Feldman...
is still being stretched out and his weakness last year was around that time in the game. However I think with the way he pitched tonight he should have been given the shot to get that last out. If the Rangers want their starters to go deeper into games, and constently say so, then pull a guy who was under 80 pitches with 2 hits and 1 walk the entire game I think it sends a bad message to Feldman. Maybe it’s just, me but he looked pretty upset that he was being pulled too. They should have had more faith in him in that situation after the way he had pitched. Just my opinion.
And so help me if Benson comes back and they put Feldman back in the ‘pen for him I’m going to hop aboard the fire Wash/JD train. Feldman needs to be in the rotation.
By the way, nice to see Firebat, Boomer, and yourself playing nice with a ChiSox fan. Haha.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Feldman was stretched out in ST
He only went to the bullpen either at the end of ST or for opening day (can’t remember exactly when). After his last start, he should be good to go a full game.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I think it will probably take him 2 starts to get fully stretched out
So he should be ready to go next time out no doubt about it
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
There seems to be one issue with Feldman
And it’s the kind that won’t go away with conditioning, more innings or work, adjusting the arm slot, or anything else. He cannot go through a MLB lineup a third time, and generally has trouble getting through one a second time. Five innings of ground ball inducing brilliance is the absolute most anyone should expect of him.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 1, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure
In the aggregate, you may be right, but the 6th tonight seemed a little fluky.
by brettgardner on May 1, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
they sincerly had zero hard hit balls off him the entire night, he was pitching better than maybe any pitcher we’ve had going… Im very frustrated we managed to lose a game like this. We have been getting above average pitching for about a week now and yet we are right were we started a week ago.
There are alot of issues that need to be worked out with this team, and id say #1 right now is our approach at the plate and the mental errors we are making
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I don't think you can say that more innings of work won't help him out
He’s been a reliever for most of his pro career. Having to go through a lineup more than once isn’t something he’s really had to work on. More innings of work could help him learn how to deal with facing the same hitter 3 or 4 times in a game. If he improves his stuff a bit more on top of that (or even in place of that), it could make enough of a difference to let him get through that 6th/7th inning.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I hope you are right and I am wrong
About more innings being instructive. I’d love to be able to think he’s good for 6+ innings. When he was starting in the minors, it was symptomatic to go well until an inevitable letdown came. Not that he melts down, he doesn’t he’s competitive. The same stuff that induces mainly ground balls can be hit by MLB batters after they see it a couple of times. Ryan Drese had the same symptoms. Again, I hope I’m overly judgmental about ground ball guys who don’t have a swap off repertoire.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 1, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you think
is the cause of it? Just not a good enough breaking ball? Because guys like Westbrook made a pretty good living off of their fastballs when they were starters, despite having poor 2ndary stuff.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I'd have to see a cumulative pitch f/x scatter chart
(Which I’m too dumb to create) to verify it, but I think that his best stuff falls into very tight location clusters. Fool me twice, can’t fool me a third time.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 1, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting
I’ll check fangraphs sometime, and see if we can’t put together a pitch f/x chart.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Worst case scenario
Well, not worst case scenario, but if you’re right and I’m wrong:
We have a number 5 starter who we can guarantee on 5 solid innings from every 5th day. Holland’s struggles today aside, if you match Feldman up with Holland every 5th day then you can develop Holland effectively and still give your team a solid shot at winning games.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Good thought
Not exactly a tandem, but clearly worth considering.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on May 1, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
this is what they are doing it looks like
it was just unfortunate that they took him out exactly at that time. I think leaving Feldman in there would have been the correct call and then allowing Holland to start the next inning if you felt like that is the way you wanted to do things
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I disagree
At least until after this year. Last year I think his stamina contributed alot to struggling the third time through the order. Along with his first two starts this year after being relegated to reliever to start the year. But now that he has a full season under his belt and is back to starter stamina I think you’ll see him alot better that third time through the order
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I don't think
you can conclude anything based on one outing.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I assume...
you’re talking about Holland.
I’m not concluding that from one outing. I’ve felt he was rushed since he was called up. I think he needs more time in OKC. I’m just as excited as everyone else to see him in the bigs and I hope I’m very very wrong about him being up too early.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Holland
did have a good CU tonight. Overall he is doing OK but does tend to catch too much of the plate at times.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
i like the fact that he pitched against thome with the bases loaded.
now he knows, that pitch will get punished by good hitters.
Ceterum censeo Cat esse delendam - Cahill the Elder
and hopefully
our catchers will know as well. That pitch was pretty close to where TT wanted it.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Was that his change...
or his slider? Not sure why I can’t tell the difference between the two.
It seems to me that he’s only throwing one other pitch than his fastball.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Change is 83-84
Slider is 85-86
2 seamer is 90-91
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Thanks...
I may have to go back and watch it again.
I noticed him throwing a couple 2 seamers in his last outing, but didn’t see any today. Of corse I was making my kid dinner when he was pitching in the 7th so I probably just missed it.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I thought Thome
hit a 2 seamer, low in the middle of the plate.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Wash just doesn't trust Feldman
5.2 innings, 77 pitches, 0 runs scored and you pull the guy after giving up 2 singles and a walk??? Even if he does give up a run or two there, he’s still pitching a great game. Hell, giving up the grand slam still has him having a solid Ranger start if he can make it through one more inning. Would Wash ever even consider pulling Padilla or Millwood before they are at 100 pitches or at least 5 ER given up.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
"Wash just doesn't trust Feldman"...
I’m starting to think that’s really all there is to it. After pitching the way he did in the rotation last year he shouldn’t have had to earn a spot in the rotation to start this year. It’s not like the Rangers signed a couple really good quality pitchers for the rotation that pushed him back into the ‘pen. I know the guy isn’t and ace, but there is zero reason for someone like Benson to be given the shot ahead of Feldman. What the hell has Benson done to earn anyone’s trust in the short time he has been with the Rangers?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I think that's pretty obvious
Wash uses guys he trusts. Just look at poor Luis Mendoza.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Yeah...
but poor Luis Mendoza gave everyone a lot of reasons not to trust him last year. He is another guy I hope i’m wrong about, but I sure wouldn’t let Mendoza within shouting distance of a close game right now too.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
He hasn't pitched since being called up, right?
I’m not sure I’ve seen a single in-game situation where I would say Mendoza would be perfect right here, but working with a smaller bullpen isn’t going to help anymore than having Mendoza in a game. He’d do as well as Guardado at least.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Benson
Well, he can throw an 86 mph fastball and follow that up with an 83 mph change-up. That’s pretty impressive.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Yep
I’m out to. Good night JoeCool see you tomorrow.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Cya then.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
That was sarcastic
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Mine was sincere.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Your own blog
hates you.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
....
MY own blog? And what do I care?
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You're just making shit worse for yourself
but I’m honestly starting to get the feeling that you know exactly what you’re doing…They made a joke about someone on tv, who I’d bet anything that you don’t personally know and will never personally know. And honestly, you crossed the line with that “great son” comment…You might just want to leave and not come back
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 1, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You are right, I don't know Hawk personally
And I probably ever won’t. And I don’t know boomer personally either, so what’s your point?
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
See, that's better.
Obama is half white/half black.
by JoeCoolMan24 on May 1, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
And I hope he...
spontaneously combusts tomorrow morning. And fuck his mother.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
And as an addendum to GDawg
fuck you too
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
God, I am sorely tempted just to make that my sig
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
His point is...
they were joking around. Everything can be made fun of, even cancer. It’s all context. Get over it and move along.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Yes and I laughed at it
I thought nothing of it.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
I love the qute in the sig
but I love it a lot less since our hitters seem to be trying to apply it to baseball. “You miss 100% of the pitches you don’t swing at.” – Hank, Byrd and everyone else.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Cause it shows that you're annoying
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
So do I have it right...
It’s okay and to many, funny, to wish cancer on Hawk Harrelson but strictly forbidden to mention that benmor made a movie where his character was clearly effeminate?
Just checking.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I do. We have to be nice to any player that has played here?
Please.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
His emailers
always has “regards” as their signature
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Glad we got your seal of approval Brett
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Btw
what are the chances that there’s another Galaragga thread in the next week after he laid an egg vs. Cleveland tonight?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Hey
If it’s a timely and relevant observation, who are we to deny a whole sidebar full of Galarraga threads?
by brettgardner on May 1, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
If only the Crops on the Farm kids would show up...
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 1, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Or Outlaw can start talking about the galaragga/danks/young deals again
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
on another note...
we need to get an image for Josey every time he shows up to say he’s right… A community image to just post right afterwards instead of trying to argue with him, it would save some serious space
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Or just, you know, ignore him.
Whatever’s easier.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 2, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I love this GIF...
and I don’t know why.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
It's so fittingly OC
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I think the LSB
community took this loss well.
The 2008-2009 Dallas Mavericks are the biggest teases in the world.
"We love Wash.....As a team, we want Wash as the head of that team." Hamilton
"The NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation......Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't have been all hunched over."- Chris Cooley.
It's just that douche from CHW
I’d say yesterday’s implosion was just as epic
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I don't know the backstory, but ya'll came off as some unholy motherfuckas in this thread
Which I can’t decide is good or not
by oc on May 2, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
well, i saw it coming from the GDT
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
We've done worse
and that fucking guy was asking for it.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I was asking for it by being appauled by the comments toward Hawk Harrelson?
Hmmm….ok?
Obama is half white/half black.
Yes, you were.
This is the internet. To ask for civility is like inviting a Grizzly to high tea, or to ask the ocean not to be salty.
The Ms
win it bottom of the 9th. I’m not sure if I want to As to lose to the M’s.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
was there a big flame war bt. Joe Cool and LSB?
dont wanna read through it all, but guessing by all the posts and the fac that i saw it coming, Im not gonna read through it to find out…
I might have to take a break from Ranger’s baseball if this kind of game keeps happening to us
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
This is nothing
remember last year’s implosion after that 18-16 game vs. Boston?
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Sigh...
that fucking game is never to be talked about again.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Feldman started
Youkilis ended it with a HR off of Frankie.
God that game still hurts.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I think i wanted to kill Franky after that game
I know every pitcher blew a lead in that game, but we fucking came back from 10-0 and we were winning and Frankie blew it… I think he’s made up for it since then, but im not sure if i’ve ever been madder at a pitcher
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
well
i just waded through some of it… Quite the wasteland. Oh well, I think my melt down last night was a bit worse, I would have cussed at a sick baby after yesterday’s game
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
And the baby would've deserved it.
That shit was so frustrating that it overrode tonight’s shit.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
What about that game
where the Rangers went down to the Angels 8-0 after like two innings, then scored 10 capped off by a three-run bomb by Crush, and then ended up losing after the Electrician comes in.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
If we're going to catalog Rangers' meltdowns...
… we’re gonna need another thread (or two, or three…).
It was not flame war, but
Basically someone said they hope Hawk Harrelson dies of cancer, I said this was terrible to say, and then about 60-70 comments followed basically just bashing me because I did not think the post wishing a cancerous death upon him was funny.
Obama is half white/half black.
Would you like to laugh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qehuyXOmkRs
Watch this video. I seriously almost peed myself between seconds 6-9.
by cmkelly29 on May 2, 2009 12:39 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Also something funny...
Look at OC’s avatar in his profile, and then look at mine.. and keep going back and forth hitting the back & forward buttons.
It melts your brain?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by LSJ on May 2, 2009 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions
You want to bring in a lefty to face Thome?
Fine.
But Fast Eddie and C.J. had the really good career numbers against Thome and would have been better options out of the pen than an unproven Derek Holland. I know you want to bring the kid along and all, but…
Thome’s line against Eddie Guardado:
32 ABs – 5 hits – 20 Ks – .156 average.
Thome’s line against C.J. Wilson:
4 ABs – 1 hit – 2 K – .250 average.
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No
Guardado of the past is not the Guardado of this year, have you seen him pitch? And the same could be said for CJ, but he would have been a much better choice than Eddie (that’s not saying a whole lot though)….Honestly, I don’t agree with pulling Feldman in the first place
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on May 2, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Concur...
Eddie is no good now and CJ can’t be trusted not to walk anyone with the bases loaded.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

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