Bobby Jenks
by Adam J. Morris on May 11, 2009 10:24 AM CDT
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What a sexy man. However, I think there's just one more thing he needs to be the complete package:
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Loved that episode
“I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!”
- Estelle, after seeing Frank trying on the Bro
“It was like my own personal Crying Game.”
- George, after seeing his father’s breasts
Jenks may or may not
be a product of roids, but those man tits have nothing to do with that. Those are the genuine all-natural byproduct of being a fat-ass.
I'm glad Jenks admitted the pitch behind Kinsler was intentional.
Not that it was completely obvious anyways.
We hit a lot of ChiSox during those 2 series, and we had it coming. However, Jenks threw behind him, sending the message and not screwing up his situation. Well done.
I wonder
if his teammates motorboat him for good luck.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
"You know a pitching prospect isn't any good if John Daniels doesn't trade him away but keeps him insteaad." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
"You probably can throw Neftali Feliz on that group of overblown Rangers pitching prospect failures." - http://crops.mlblogs.com/
by DJCahill on May 11, 2009 10:44 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I alluded to this in the other thread
but every time Jenks pitches I expect him to whip out a fiddle and begin Devil Went Down to Georgia.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
What the hell is that?
I propose a 5-year moratorium on trading any young Ranger pitchers who throw over 90 mph.
This is truly an off-day now
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
i want seinfeld trivia questions
like… what is Kramer’s apt number?
"if my kid said 'uhh' that much, i would say, Hey! ... stop saying 'uhh' that much..." - dennis miller
That's all I can see in my head, is the 5
I’m not sure if it’s 5 and then a letter, or a fifty-something number.
It is a letter
I think Jerry is 5B, and Kramer is 5E.
by Adam J. Morris on May 11, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Thinking of that apartment door,
makes me think of when he went Americana, with the screen door and the lawn chair.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
I love how that uber-douche Ozzie distanced..
Last year (IIRC) he sends a green kid down for NOT hitting someone, then this time he distances from Jenks and kind of calls him out for even doing it.
That’s the cool thing about schizophrenia I guess – you’re never wrong for long.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Ozzie
Didn’t he get in a yelling match with a pitcher a couple of years ago when the pitcher ignored Ozzie’s command to hit someone?
by FuturePants on May 11, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Jenks !!!
there’s a new book out , ‘Odd Man Out,’ I think, by a guy who was in the mirnors with Jenks; SI excerpted it a few months ago. I don’t remember specifics and haven’t read the whole book but I got the feeling Jenks WORKS at that body. 12 ounces at a time.
Is that his evil, forked tongue
sticking out of his mouth?
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Dude's got a better rack than I do.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
That is sad
But on the bright side I bet his are saggers
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
I don't see how they can pitch...
Not everyone is a high-kicking, Nolan Ryan style pitcher, but I just can’t believe these gastropods can actually function as pitchers. I’d love to see them trying to cover first on a slow roller to the right side.
by GhostofGaryHogeboom on May 11, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions
that's exactly WHY the're so good at pitching
they don’t wanna have to cover 1st
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 11, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
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