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Dutch has the touch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc
Dutch has the poooooooowerrrrrrrrrrr!
After all is said and done
You’ve never gave up a walked, you’ve never gave up a run,
You’re a winner
by ghostofErikThompson on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
ATTN: LA Angels
Lose.
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by DShep on May 12, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
rec
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by DShep on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sort of a shortened version of "this is what I'm talking about."
Sort of like how “hear, hear” is short for “hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say,” except a lot more annoying.
I'm going to start using the long version.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
of "hear, hear"?
yeah. me too.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 12, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Harrrummmph..
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
okay
Thank you urbandictionary.com
I’m sorry to say that I’m not a fan of this usage. I imagine you are now quite upset.
Not this
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
+1
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on May 12, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I switched to windows 7 a few days ago
i havn’t reinstalled my programs.
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i like it a lot
and i switched from xp. definitely worth the switch from vista. much faster performance
I'm on XP as well
Didn’t want to switch to Vista because I don’t like an OS that takes up 600 megs of RAM at idle and because Vista offered me no new feature I actually needed (I switched from 2000 to XP to get hyperthreading support for my pentium 4 processor).
Any problems going from an XP computer to it?
I’m going to need to reinstall my OS sometime soon anyways.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
nope
i actually bugged knockoutking about the install but it was extremely painless. I went through a lot of trouble backing stuff up and it actually kept my hard drive in tact and my old windows folder still there (which i later deleted).
I only have 1GB of RAM too. can be slower than XP at times but I also dont’ use my computer for anything interesting
My current setup is 4 1/2 years old
I’m considering building something new just because 4 1/2 years is really, really pushing the record for longest time I’ve gone between major upgrades (to me, stuff like a new DVD burner is minor and a new motherboard/processor is major). My old record was just under three years. So when I finally do get to build something new, I might want to have a clean install of Windows 7 with it.
that is probably a must
i’m thinking this won’t be an xp/vista situation where both OS’s hang around about even. Windows 7 is basically a better implemented version of vista and enough of a reason for people to make the switch
I'm sure a P4 2.8 GHz with 2 gigs of RAM would have the cajones to run Windows 7
But if I do get a quad-core processor, 10,000-RPM SATA drive, lots of gigs of RAM, etc. then I’m thinking that would be a good time to up the OS as well.
Problem being replacing some of the software I’ve had for like a decade that I don’t know where my install files are anymore.
Maybe I could get used to the GIMP for making my GDT images… :D
not that i condone this in any way
but it’s so nice to have torrents as a backup for missing install files. i freaking bought microsoft office but i dont’ know where that CD is anymore
If you have a license you have a license
Nothing wrong with downloading them as far as I know.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
ok
I don’t have a license for everything :)
But I feel like engaging in the whole torrent thing is still wrong, even if you don’t ahve a license. You are hosting that file for lots of people witthout licenses. whatever. splitting hairs i guess.
Yeah
I don’t download software, but if I did I wouldn’t feel bad if it were MS, Adobe, or some other huge company that has people over a barrel and overcharges like crazy. Small software companies are different.
That’s my conscience, anyway.
Forgot that you upload torrents while you’re downloading them. There are other places to download only but you have to be very careful.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just glad the days of trying to download off a ratio server on dial-up are over
Nothing sucked like waiting like 20 minutes to upload one song to the ratio server, then it would suddenly “lose” the connection and you’d reconnect and have to upload another song before you could download. Rinse and repeat.
From what I understand Microsoft is working on a new OS because of issues with vista
i would suggest just waiting for that.
yep
its not a miracle or anything, but as far as typical OS upgrades go this is a good one.
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Did you REALLY upgrade to the pre-release version???
What a brave soul…
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I've never understood
switching to a new operating system if the old operating system is working.
Its not like they make apps run better.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
well it actually does work better than vista
and extra features, something new. it’s what we kids do
What extra features?
I’ll probably get 7 on my next computer, but upgrading to a new OS is usually just a pain to get all the drivers working with minimal payoff.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
i didn't have any driver issues or incompatible programs
features: nothing spectacular. some cool UI design improvements. stuff that was in vista (like window preview) that has either added functionality or actually runs without your computer crashing.
some others, offhand:
-better dual monitor recognition
-better sidebar implementation
-better handling of my music/my videos files (more like a pointer instead of separate folder)
-better wifi control center (than vista, and probably XP)
Nothing that you have to upgrade for but I wasnt’ doing anything on a saturday and sans backup, the process took 1 hour with very little installing that had to be done.
tied with Boston 1-1, top 3rd
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Yeah I Like Texas!!!
And there aint no doubt!!!!!!!!!
Hope BMac can put together a solid performance tomorrow. Bringing the wifey out to the game tomorrow for her first of the year!!! GO RANGERS
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
Another day at the ballpark
Another day in first.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
YES!!!!!!
Wonder where the team ERA compares in the league these days????
Well
Per EG, the rotation ERA is 4.46.
by Adam J. Morris on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit......this whole awesome pitching thing is screwing with my head....
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Seriously.
I am not used to this. Winning record, great starting pitching. great defense behind the mound, everything is clicking.
Dare I say? 2009 Cinderella?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
cinderella?
now we can blame you if something bad happens in the next, oh, 120 or so remaining games. then hicks…
by stuckinoakland on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
haha, thanks.
I’ll be in hiding.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too!!!! And it Awesome!!!!

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
N'everyday Eddie
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Everyday we have a 6 run lead in the 9th Eddie
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 13, 2009 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Happy happy
The defense stands out in a major way. The pitchers’ peripherals aren’t really any better than they were last year, but the fielding has been night and day. The difference is incredible.
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
kinslers looks to be strarting to feed off elvis
the play he made up the middle was titties
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
elvis looked amazing tonight.
even with a bobbled ball…and even on a play where he didn’t get the double play…still “wowed”
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 12, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I was pissed...
That were raving about his dive into the hole last night on the radio so I broke down and watched all the nighttime baseball shows – no highlight, just a bunch of ‘plays of the day’ that were mundane.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
If we can win two of three from Seattle
and LA can LOSE two of three vs Boston, we will have some nice padding there.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Everything Seems Under Control
It’s been a long time since the Rangers played games and made them their bitches like they’ve done lately. Starting pitching, of course. Without that nothing is ever really under control.
It’s a thing of beauty. Hopefully it stays that way.
Josh and Crush
finally step to the plate (literally) and get this fn train rolling!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
Josh spitting out sunflower seeds in the middle of the interview.
nice.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I know, right?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 12, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
2004
Actually, I think they were 19-13 at this time that season.
by Adam J. Morris on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that the fast they ever made it to 20-12?
by octoberty on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My Video Game - PS3
What Would Tom Landry Do?
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve."
~Tom Landry
+1
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Luke Hochevar....
welcome to the big leagues kid…..8 runs in two innings against the A’s, the f’ing A’s
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Fuck the A's
They don’t bother me right now. Them and the M’s will fight for last all season long.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
you look at that team and ur like...
… really? i mean\, really?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Amy?
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on May 12, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
what a waste of my fantasy baseball dollars...
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 12, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
btw
i said this before but the mariners offense is really bad. they’re going to need all of their pitching
yea, i love, love playing their offense
it sucks ass and they make short work of themselves
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
It's funny because that's generally the exact opposite of what would be said about the Rangers
Though the pitching is off to a decent start this year
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I'm not sure I should even ask...
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
torii just grounded out to short
and chucked the bat behind him right into the umps head
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
He's fine.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
fine
had his mask on still
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I love winning
just as much as I hate losing
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
This
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you both know...
…that I am fairly competent with the language.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
No one is immune
to ridicule, here, BF. If I screw up grammar I expect, no, I demand to be ridiculed.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
I'm just stating my case, sir.
Do not mind the ridicule.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah I forgot
He must really be a giant over there.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
wee
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.fighters.co.jp/&ei=gzoKSpzaBpDWMP-7leEL&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.fighters.co.jp/%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26channel%3Ds%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3D1Yk%26sa%3DG
I cannot make any sense out of that site.
I’m mildly curious about what kind of numbers he’s putting up, but I guess I’ll live.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i found his player page
but it only had his 2008 stats.. so.. either he hasn’t played this year or you have to go somewhere else that I couldnt find for current stats.
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I don't think their season has started yet... but I could be way off on that.
I’m not even sure what I’m basing that on, actually.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 13, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions
well that would make sense
i just remember that they were in ST weeks ago figured they had to be playing.
but it would certainly explain why I couldn’t find his stats, and I know their world series ends after the mlb.
the preceding post was a great success.
It has started
their season usually starts before the MLB season, btw.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Ah, okay.
See, I told y’all I was basing it on nothing!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 13, 2009 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions
dude, tickets are 7 bucks
he can take part in anything he wants
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
few things
3. It is fun to watch good defense.
2. Every Ranger got a hit tonight. Including two by CD.
1 The Rangers are beating the teams they need (and should) beat, with pitching!
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
I've got the game recorded.
definitely going to get that loaded up here soon…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Figures.
The Rangers are a ton of fun to watch playing meaningful games, and I’m going to away to wear I’ll have little time to sit in front of a TV; if I even have one.
Oh well, I’ll be back for the pennant race!
Same here...
Spending the summer in Colorado is suddenly beginning to seem like a bad idea…
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
colorado
where in Colorado you gonna be? I would love to go fly fishing up there for the summer.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
CO Springs.
Gonna be working with a youth ministry up there. Really looking forward to it =)
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
My mom lives up there
Stepdad is stationed up there, working for Air Force CSI
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That's awesome.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
co springs
nice area good luck to you
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Thanks man, I appreciate that.
Hopefully you can get to some of that fly fishing.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
My dad's sister's family lives in Springs.
I’ve spent a ton of time there. Actually, probably more time there than any other city I’ve never lived in.
Very cool.
Never been there for an extended stay, but have driven through it a couple of times on vacation.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I was there for a year and a half
a lot bigger of a city than you would expect…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll be in Grand Junction in August...my family has a cabin not far from there...beautiful place
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely.
My uncle used to live in Montrose, which is a couple hours east of there I think, but he now lives in Durango, which I love.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm going to miss significant parts of september
which actually bodes well. figures that I’m going to miss the first meaningful september in a while
Speaking of which. . .
. . . I probably saw a dozen Rangers games in 2004 total. At most.
So y’all better thank me if this goes well.
I haven't been to a game yet...
thinking of keeping that streak going now. Although mostly it’s because of the Mavs and work…and summer will open things up a bit.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I've gone to 2 games...
only have got to see 1 game though since I was at the rained out game. Had tickets to another game, but had to work late.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
OT: Kinda akward...
I’m watching Sportcenter and Matthew Barnaby comes on doing NHL highlights, and I’m currently living in the house he lived in when he was with Dallas.
Well anyway, can’t wait to see Holland in the rotation, possibly June/July.
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
Watching Mike Scoscia
shake his head for an entire fucking half inning at the ump is painful. God that guy is a whiny little prick.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
Are we sure his last name isn't really Duncan?
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Everytime I see Scoscia I see donuts. He's probably angry cause he needs one.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
watch the old dodgers WS
him and mickey hatcher are badasses of gringo extraordinaire
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
see, the thing is, its based on reality
thats what comics are based on and if you remember the 88 WS, ull know what i mean
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Just replayed the Ron Dance on the postgame show
I smell supergif
Gah
I missed Dutch’s first major league W! Man, this feeling of knowing your missing something important when you miss a game is strange…
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Maddux might need a raise after this season.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Man needs a raise now.
Just give it to him.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i get a feeling that the Yankees are gonna come in and try to offer him 10 million dollars
I wouldnt mind saving the money we were gonna spend on Sheets and go ahead and pay Maddux that.
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I don't think he'd leave Nolan
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I get a feeling Maddux has a contract with the Rangers
that he’ll need to honor for at least the next couple years.
He's Mustache Jesus.
Pay him whatever he wants.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 13, 2009 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish I had photoshop skills so I could put a halo around Mustache Jesus' head like he deserves.

MJ is unimpressed with your team’s hitters. He finds your efforts ammusing.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 13, 2009 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Mustache Jesus definitely needs to stick
A nice halo added to that would be a great pic to add to the GDT
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I hope the Rangers know how to play ball like that
…for when they face pitchers they can’t bludgeon or wait out.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow...watching the Angels game on MLB.com...
Kennedy on the NESN broadcast…sucks…a lot….
Come on Boston!!!!!!!
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Is there anything
about the Rangers to complain about right now? It is amazing how good pitching and good defense makes a manager look like a genius.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Not that you should complain. . .
But if you’re looking for anything, the pitching is below-average (the fielding is spectacular), and the plate discipline is disturbing.
Neither is a sure bet to sink the team, though.
Well with League Avg. Pitching
this team should contend.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
Oh geez...
This again?
However, I think this team can contend as long as we have league-average pitching.
But, hey, I’m not a farmer.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought about it...
but I couldn’t go through with it
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
First I've heard of it.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
JD has nothing to
Help the team on the ML level. Johnny Doughnuts hasn’t done a damn thing except make bad trades since he has been here.
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
+1
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
seems like the
last few games they have cut down on the first pitch swinging. It hasn’t translated into many walks but they did make two of the M’s relievers throw over 30 pitches tonight.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
you realize if we lost that game (which looked kind of likely for most of the game)
you would get about 10000 responses
(but I still had a hard time imagining how the M’s were going to score a lot of runs)
Ichiro has a 100 pitch at bat
Successfully knocking the starter and several relievers out of the game before the first out.
The walk still seems to be an elusive concept.
Other than that, they’re on a roll.
Just everyone remember the old saying, “Your never as good as you look during a winning streak, and you’re never as bad as you look during a losing streak”. Or whatever.
by Black Francis on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
K's by pitchers is scary on that list.
Significantly in last. On the other hand, that might be saving the bullpen. And of course, the improved defense.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
in 5 of his last 6 games
CD has a mere single strikeout. wooooooo.
the preceding post was a great success.
huh?
Celebrating CD’s slightly reduced K’s lately.
Of course, its in fact still a extremely high K rate over that timespan, but hey.. feeling good.
the preceding post was a great success.
OK now i get it
CD has had only 1k/gm in 5 of his last 6 games.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Salty working that count and blowing the game wide open
worked the count to full, got his pitch and turned bad fielding into a triple with a run knocked in.
good stuff.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I really had not been sold on Salty until a few weeks into this season
but he’s selling me
by ryan_xpress on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
throwing Ichiro out stealing 2nd
impressed me more than anything he’s done at the plate…and of course the pitcher’s ERA has suggested he’s at least a decent game caller/framer now
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
86 pitches by the M's pen tonight
love that
by Brett Perryman on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions
Just keep pounding them
and make them go back to Seattle to cry into their Starbucks cups
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Triple Venti Sweep bitch.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
With extra shame!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck does Venti have to do with anything anyways?
Venti isn’t a size – LARGE is a size…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't get what's so fancy about it...
just call it what every other fucking restaurant calls it, Small, Medium, Large!
I hate places that don’t have a small also, but instead carry medium, large, and extra large. You’re not fooling anyone, extra large is really just large.
Then it goes the other way where a medium at Whataburger is the equivalent of a large or extra large most other places.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Agreed
Restaurant industry should come up with standard sizes across the board so you always know what you are getting. Small = 20 oz., Medium 32 oz., Large 44 oz.
There, it’s done…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 13, 2009 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
That sucked
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a great block of home plate...damn...it looked a little closer than it was.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Golly.
That was a good game. I NEEDED to be at that game. I like watching a pitcher’s duel. I also like watching the Rangers’ offense blow it out. How often does a good game have both? Not that often!
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
*sigh*
Only one reply to my comment, and it’s not even meant for me.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
his offense hates him like nothing else
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Is anyone still on the thread?
I need some help with a question about the stadium?
Visiting from FishStripes
still here
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I going to be visiting the Dallas area for a wedding on May 30....
and I want to take my nieces to the Rangers game on May 31. It’s a 2:05 start and I know nothing about the stadium. In, now, LandShark Stadium there are places you don’t want to sit during a day game, does this situation exist for the Rangers?
Somewhere in the shade.
Maybe under the homerun porch in right field?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
yeah, the right field homerun porch
it’s shaded and close to the kids play area in center field, which might interest you depending on your nieces ages.
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
They are young, but they really like watching baseball so the kids area probably...
wouldn’t come into play.
But thanks for including that
OK
Then Rachel’s suggestion is probably the best.
And if you see a creepy man with a microphone approach the area, just pretend you don’t notice him and look the other way ;)
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
Stay away from the center field bleachers
Good lord it gets hot during a day game.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
there are seats on the first deck that are under the overhang of the second deck,
they are under the shade and usually open
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
In the 100s level is good if you want guaranteed shade.
You’re literally under the club level, but the view of the game is excellent. You can’t usually see the main video board, but there are TV monitors all along that level where you can see them.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Oh, and there is an almost constant light breeze.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Yeah.
General parking is $12. shrugs You can park cheaper in lots that are further away in several directions. With young kids though, you might not want to make that 10+ minute walk from the park to your car.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Wedding May 30th?
Dallas or Fort Worth? I’m going to one that day in Fort Worth.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
it's Benny!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 12, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Benny = Jacoby
some say the Jet has lost a step..
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays 10 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice
"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
he didnt score from third on that sac fly
ass hole
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Yay,
More Hamilton drug jokes that aren’t all that funny.
I do agree, however, that Padilla eats souls.
Sounds like a sore loser to me. Have fun with all your rain and shitty coffee fuck wads.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you sure you're in the right section?
by awillis111 on May 12, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Que?
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
rec
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on May 13, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Have fun with your 90 degree weather and southern accents
"Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!" - Will Ferrell.
Hamilton crack jokes.
Now texas and hot weather plus southern accents. Wow you’re on a roll. I can’t wait for the joke that ends with “And that’s why you all fucked your cousin last night….ha ha fuckers”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Accents? Lol thats random.
Oh god, some people around here have an accent. I’m so embarrassed.
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With clever shit like this it's no wonder those jerks hate us
by oc on May 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB threads can turn into a big pile of stupid pretty quick
I’ve done my fair share of contributing to that, but I also try and stress improvement
by oc on May 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems to be his motto
I remember when he posted a huge ass jpeg, then whines about other folks slightly oversized jpegs.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
51,000 posts in just over 2 years
Jesus. And I thought I was on SBN an obscene amount of time.
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I think someone may need to get out more often.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Lol.
You have been banned from Lookout Landing.
Comparison of Matthew with Dane Cook
Lol. This is what you get for spreading the truth.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Dear God, what a vile place......
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 13, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
iorange555
do you get banned from LOL during every Ranger game against the M’s or just every series?
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on May 13, 2009 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I just realized as I continue to wake up
that is someone else who gets banned regularly over there. Maybe oc?
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on May 13, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
lost season finale tomorrow
that will be a test.. i may have to watch it with a couple friends life rather than DVR it
hmm..
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it's awkward rooting for the Red Sox.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
if he hits into a double play im dropping him from fantasy on principle
biggest mistake of any of my drafts
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try Papi, Holliday and Vlad...
at least my pitching is dominant
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
x
Rangers GM Jon Daniels said that RHP Neftali Feliz (right shoulder soreness) threw a bullpen session on Tuesday and it went fine. He’s scheduled to start for Oklahoma City on Thursday.
Go Rangers...don't suck...
thats great
yay.
hopefully we get good news on frankie on wednesday too.
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FX2 talks.
The right-hander said he doesn’t regret pitching three-consecutive days because the team needed him all three games. He said he could pitch right now, but the team wants to be safe with him. Francisco had typical arm soreness last Thursday, but said it was “really, really sore” in Chicago. “For right now, I’m fine,” Francisco said. “I’m going to do what they tell me to do. I’ve been through a lot and I’m just going to go out there and do what I’m supposed to do and deal with the problem.” He said he played catch Monday and his arm felt fine.
Go Rangers...don't suck...
Because Wash is a dumbass.
Nice, nice win tonight.
Missed the game but it looks like Feldman once again proved he should have never been taken out of the starting rotation.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 12, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Credit Feldman with
a 61 Game Score tonight. In this 21 game window of greatness (14-7) the Rangers have 14 Game Scores of 50+.
16,500ish at TBiA tonight, ouch.
Nolan is still trying to undo the damage of the last 3 years.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 12, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Papi hit by a pitch
Yay :D run scores, Boston only down one and still bases loaded with one out and Oliver on the mound.
come on mlb network where is my live look-in
i want to know the exact timing rules they have, I know they’d be showing it if they could.
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Scot Shields on to pitch now
He’s not been good this season… I hope that continues for one more game at least.
yep, i hate that so much, i get all excited that maybe he just hit a grand slam
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
tie game in LAA
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Pathetic
bases loaded, 1 out and they muster 1 run
Uh, they got 2?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
well, the first one didn't count
since nobody was actually running.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Rally Monkey unleashed before Angels came to bat
and “Jump Around” was blaring on the speakers between innings.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
F'ing Lugo makes an error
men of first & second, no out.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
whats up with the fighting hillman's man?
first they utterly fail the rangers vs the angels
and now they suck today.
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DShep
It’s Feisty Hillman’s, get it right!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 13, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Red Sox score, 4-3
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 13, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
What does Feisty Hillman possess?
Sorry, but people’s complete lack of grasp of apostrophe usage is my pet peeve.
Go get laid, Professor Plumb
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 13, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I was just banned from Lookout Landing for sticking up for Hamilton.
Fuck them mother fuckers.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
yeah...I hope they drowned in rain and coffee...bastards.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
really? haha
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
+1
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't really make the best of first impressions
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
top of the ninth
3-3
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Let's say Hamilton is on the Mariners...can you see him making a joke about his past drug problems in the post game thread?
I can see some troll doing it but the fucking MOD? Really?
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
AJM...making the joke....sorry Engrish is not strong with this one.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 12, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Its the culture Jeff established
The guy makes similar jokes all the time and called the entire LSB community stupid. Not exactly following administrator etiquette.
Whatever, it is in fact occasionally entertaining but hes said a lot of really stupid things in the process.
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I think,
Getting banned from lookout landing is like getting banned from an infested whore house. You’re kind of please no one wants you in there.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
As hard as I try,
I’ve never been banned from an infected whorehouse.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Birthdays and the Yuletide season.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
except OC
he was very upset.
for the record, i’m not surprised at all section 339 got banned for that, most moderators would do so since it is trolling regardless of cause. however getting such harsh reactions is part of the territory when you post jokes like that, so no blame to section either.
i don’t actually have a major problem with lookoutlanding’s style, I just think its funny that their posters and moderators would insult LSB’s community as if they have a leg to stand on.. no self-awareness at all.
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I feel like this kid

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 13, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
+1
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 13, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I ain't big on kids,
but she looks like she deserved it.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
that is AWESOME
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
ha!
What’s funny is I remember that EXACT crowd shot, but I was distracted by the big teetth drunk woman standing up on the right.
What a great gif.
Gonna get a rec from me sir.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 13, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
shit. reply fail for me...
my comment above.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 13, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
OC and the LL crowd where kindred souls
Unfortunately for OC, perhaps a bit too much alike.
I put reading LL comments under the same category as reading youtube comments myself… they can be as amusing as hell, but if there was ever a discussion I wouldn’t ever want to participate in…
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Ha!
I think you’ve just ensured the cocaine jokes will be a LL staple for the remainder of the season.
Man, I love winning! You know? It's like better than losing!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I did....but hopefully they'll follow lots of Mariners loses...
So they can cry into their foam topped lattes and make crack jokes about Hamilton while we celebrate…
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 13, 2009 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Let's be honest though
LL is a well-written blog with pretty good commenters
True
It’s just that they also happen to be some of the most perpetually sardonic, egotistical and crass blogs around. Which makes them hilariously epic at times, but also hard to tolerate in prolonged dosages.
Not that the same can’t be said for LSB to a certain degree some days (okay… most days), but we’ve still got ways to go before we get to the level of that patented LL brashness. 2-3 more years of futility though and I could definitely see us reaching that plateu around here… by that time though, LL would likely have crossed over into the land of the damned.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Define good commentators
Entertaining? Yeah. Particularly intelligent baseball discussion? …..not that I’ve seen.
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Eh
They seem to be no better or worse than your average LSB regular when it comes to baseball knowledge, although they don’t seem to have as many trolls and morons as we do around here (though that’s probably just because they don’t tolerate ’em like AJM does).
Their downfall is they take themselves too seriously for such a “colorful” group.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
An outsider
coming here for the first might have a hard time sifting through the snark to find intelligent baseball discussion.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
I think there are fans of 28 other teams
that will make drug jokes about Hamilton.
I don’t see the point in losing sleep over it.
4/10/09 - Josh Hamilton's last walk.
Elvis is on the top ten web gems every
night now
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Just the start of a 10-15 year run of highlights.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
yes! I see in play runs
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Just take a shower in the morning, TD
First out, fly out.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 13, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
but I’m rooting for him, too
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll be happy if his arm falls off after this series against the Angels,
but until then, kick the Angels ass… And stop walking Bobby Abreu, ugh
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
This is a very good day.
Rangers beat the Mariners by 6.
Angels about to lose.
Lakers beat Aaron Brooks by FOURTY!
Good times.
People who grew up influenced by older brothers who worshipped Magic Johnson.
At that same impressionable age, everyone around me was constantly cursing the Mavericks. WHen I was little, I interpreted that to mean following the Mavericks was not cool.
Then I moved to New Mexico, where there are no teams, and as I started to get in to basketball, my older brother’s Lakers love wore off on me. Plus, I was at that age where SI for Kids dedicated every other issue to Kobe Bryant.
isn't it FORTY?
I’m honestly not sure. Not trying to be a douche.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 13, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Technicalities...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
way to be a douche without trying
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha!
I said I wasn’t TRYING! Even if I clearly state it and it’s an honest question it can still be douchey? Well screw me.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 13, 2009 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Let's not count the chickens yet...
winning run at the plate.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
whew!
Everybody who loves Papelbon let me hear ya say “Yeauh!”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 13, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
...crickets.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 13, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Two outs in LAA
and I root for the Lakers.
Grew up in So Cal in the late 60s, early 70s.
Jerry West is my all time favorite player.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Abreu walks
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
FINISH THE GAME, PAPELBON YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 12:25 AM CDT reply actions
Abreu steals second, 13 freaking steals this year!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
When did Torii Hunter start showing plate discipline?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
I can go to sleep happy now...adios all
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
there you go
no you can go to sleep happy
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Buh-bye
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
Like tball said
We’d probably crash the internet.
Either that or we’d all have a collective heart attack.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
My computer just groaned thinking about it.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
DRays Bay last year in October was impossible to surf.
Every play of every game brough 50 posts at once in game day threads. Mostly just cheering or crying.
And while DRays Bay is a surprisingly active blog, it’s not exactly what we’ve got here.
Phil,
great minds bro, great minds.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 13, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
we'd all be crazy as shit house rats.
I was thinking about that…thinking about what it would be like to have this blog up if the Rangers made the playoffs…
I was actually thinking about doing a fanpost about it…going over and looking at the Rays’ blog and seeing all the craziness that was undoubtedly going on for them on their site last year…be kind of interesting.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on May 13, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been dealing with it
since I was like 15.
by Brett Perryman on May 13, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
heh @ halo's heaven having a long piece written out about losing the game
up seconds after it ended.
granted they had a half inning knowing they’d probably lose, it just seems funny for some reason.
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I'm trying not to get too used to this winning thing
But I really, really like it. :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 13, 2009 12:37 AM CDT reply actions
Isn't that something akin to what Nuke Laloosh told Crash Davis?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on May 13, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
winning is so much better than losing!
I mean, it’s out there.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Sorry this took so long
But it’s time for the Ron Dance

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 13, 2009 12:37 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs
hah, thanks, thats great
although we really need this without the watermarks, its too good to have an imperfect version.
im feeling a new .gif relating to elvis…
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something like that...
maybe edit him out of the background… good clip of an elvis play.. wash does his dance in the foreground…
hmm…
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What inning was the great Elvis catch tonight?
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 13, 2009 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
ROFL
Wow. Ron looks like he has to take a leak.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
this is just priceless video
Is it just me, or does there seem to be an inordinate amount of quality .gif footage this year?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
that was so awesome to watch live...
Ron is like a child
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions
This is awesome,
but what’s up with the watermark?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
For the sleepless

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
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One more for the night owl...

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Just like old times
I used to really like him… that was before I learned anything about baseball though.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
More walks than strikeouts!!!???
I’m shocked.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 13, 2009 4:03 AM CDT up reply actions
and looked like Karl Urban
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
is it
update the old Rangers night tonight?
Go find me some more info about Bottsu
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
It's "update the old Rangers that it's easy to get updates for without me having to read Japanese" night.
Park’s six-inning, two-run night lowered his ERA to 6.00.
My favorite part about playing the M's
Lookout’s Win Expectancy Graph

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
Greatness
“I eat souls”
These umps are a bunch of bow-legged uncle fuckers.-D.A.Tron
http://tinyurl.com/ranger-rage
who's the first guy - the Twin?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on May 13, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
That would be Nick Blackburn
he’s like their Doug Mathis, except for not as horrible
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Hey, Inkara1
I saw you mention in the Lookout Landing thread that you have Tourette Syndrome.
Me too. And I don’t have the coprolalia either.
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I do have facial/head tics, but I do a good job of hiding them so I don’t get asked the same questions 50,000 times.
Yeah
My tics are mostly in my hands and feet now- I have two fairly persistent ones in my left thumb and left foot at the moment. I get a sniffing/eyeblinking one when I’m really stressed out.
Fortunately, mine’s fairly mild- it sounds like yours is as well- so it’s pretty easy to hide.
How did you find out you had it? I came across an article on Jim Eisenreich my junior year of college, and thought, “so this is what’s been wrong with me all these years!” A trip to a neurologist a couple weeks later confirmed it.
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Third-grade teacher wondered about it
Then I saw a specialist or two, then ended up seeing Dr. Cummings (not sure the first name) at the City of Hope for the actual diagnosis when I was in fifth grade. At that point, they put me on Catapres TTS-1 skin patches to control the tics. I eventually moved up to TTS-2 for the increased dosage, but in all honesty it really didn’t make much difference other than I’d get asked how the quitting smoking is going in the locker room. Also, chlorinated water in a swimming pool takes the patch off my skin in a minute or two. I eventually went off the patch because I couldn’t be on my parents’ insurance anymore and couldn’t afford the patch on my own. I didn’t notice much, if any, increase in the tics.

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