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Bullshit
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Will they break 40K tomorrow?
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's gonna be rained out tomorrow.
Hope not though.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awww...I hope not
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't think so...
rain is supposed to be gone by late afternoon…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe on Sunday
Supposed to be a beautiful day.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll be stuck inside chained to a desk so i wont get to see any sunlight
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On Sunday
Can’t you claim Sabbath or something?
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be at a high school graduation for part of the game
Boo
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear ump,
You suck.
Sincerely,
rangers85
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How was that not a strike?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the half inning after ham got abused.
pretty ridiculous.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even a squeeze job
A complete blown call
by Outworlder47 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Just a personal fuck up brain fart
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like it
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on blue, wake the effffff up
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Millwood hasn't thrown a pitch that hard all season
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wish they had a radar on him for that throw to first
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was like a rocket
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEA JOSH!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBONE!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh!!!!
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bammmmmmmmmmmmmm
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was awesometown
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL FUCKING YES!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Respect the Hamilton arm
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FFFFFF UUUUU LLLLLL AAAAAA!!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OUT BY A MILE
What a throw!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH
GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE DUGOUT
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ha, greatness!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Down 6-0 that is so funny
just stupid.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear LAAAAA of Newark
You suck!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lived there a short time
Eh. Not as bad as some may think but pretty bad.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenny Powers says
You’re fuckin’ out!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I finally got around to watching that
And good Lord, that show is funny!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ive only seen 1 episode
need to catch the rest of the season sometime
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only was that a rocket
but Salty also just mugged kendrick.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As he should of.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Salty grabbed his wallet with that play
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
From HH
“the catcher had time for a beer before Howie got there”
Funny…Salty didn’t appear to have a beverage in hand
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's wearing
one of those beer helms
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
by FirebatM3 on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sneaky
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had time to set it down before making the tag
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not Matt Kata out there in CF.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
milly killing salty's percentages
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reminscent of Feldman last year.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too fast....
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
by bspate on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kevin is gassed
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is the closer tonight
So EG thinks.
So LAA meet Benson
by tyd3311 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
o yea i forgot
i heard him on the HL
by austin p. on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where'd your info come from?
7:21: It was indeed a migraine for Derek Holland, who spent batting practice locked away in a trainers room trying to alleviate the pain. Assistant GM Thad Levine said he expected Holland to be available for tonight’s game. With Frank Francisco out of the mix, I wouldn’t expect Levine to say anything else. Still doesn’t give me any indication that Holland will be able to pitch.
http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
by RangerMad on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They go away sometimes.
BYRD SAFE. Most excellent.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the hardline around 6
so that was last i heard thanks for the update
by austin p. on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, shit.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, they have one
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are fucking outfield sucks at those balls
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
huh??
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
by bspate on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not everyone has a firm grasp on the English language
and proper employment of syntax and verb conjugation.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz would have caught it.
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
The return of MLB audio
No!
Bad things happen immediately
by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Barnett's fault
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nelly Cruz catches that ball. For sure.
Marlon Byrd probably does, too.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andrus probably could have beat him to it
From SS
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jones is sloooooooooooooooow.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones
Smiling while running at .5mph for that ball.
by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wondering the same thing
why is that clown laughing?
by behindthebag on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ruben Mateo would have had it.
/pours one out
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Then would have broke his leg...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no defense of jones on that one
poor. oh well, get em milly.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jones
should never be allowed to play in the field.
by Jea103 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Millwood.
Need to get outta this.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many pitches has milly thrown?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if we do win
7 over is the high post 2004, no?
also wow@ the camera shot behind hamilton on that throw.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow....
liked the view from CF on that throw
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone setttle down..........
we’re alright!!
Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.
by bspate on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Brett Gardner
Inside the park homer
by tyd3311 on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like him.
His gnarly HGH head makes me laugh.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Texas Rangers
Built for crushing dreams.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TuffShed
That’s a piss-poor attempt at a commercial.
by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure that was supposed to be hail...
either way it looked like a 2 year old drew it in paint.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question
Would kangaroo feces properly be referred to as “kangapoo”?
by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit
Josh Lewin has kidnapped AJM.
Should we call the police?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say let it go...
let’s see how this plays out.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, this is clearly a dad joke
not one of Josh’s forte
by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So it was tball then.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umpire ERAs
I saw this stat somewhere before. Anyone know where I can find it?
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is not going to chase Saunders
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
really missed an opportunity
when we left the bases juiced earlier
by behindthebag on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loves me some speed
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
How did Byrd manage that?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was he grabbing Byrd's nuts?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrdman flies to second
Love it.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do the hustle
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Other than Byrd being awesome. . .
. . . how exactly does that happen?!
by philkid3 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
he stepped out at a 45 degree angle
by ScratchHorn on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blalock
A strikeout, and in his other ABs, 3 pitches, 2 outs.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wait till a righty reliever is in
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lefty who throws junk... color me skeptical.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BBIMBF will be excited...
myself though, I’m not looking forward to full frontal nudity.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know he was an exhibitionist
He’s always been shy with me
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I realized it was a lefty
I just felt good about it.
by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaalmost.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were sooooooo close....
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of the good ol' days.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yip....
every fifth day when Nolan pitched
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where's davis
protective gear on his ankle
by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang...so close by Davis
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
close
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So close, CD
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kong kong kong kong kong

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tong tong tong tong tong

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sarong sarong sarong sarong sarong

by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what's wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's had himself cryogenically frozen
And will return in 500 years as a popular show host:

by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because it's a French film
and the French like to genre bend
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck fuck
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis juuuuuust missed.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
I thought that was out off the bat.
I’m really annoyed by not utterly destroying them. I want blood. I want 12-1.
by philkid3 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But I though any pop-up to RF was HR in arlington
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In any other park
that would have been a pop out behind the plate.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i missed
who’s in the booth with josh and tom?
by chase182 on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Busby
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brace yourselves for some fisting references.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Busby
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
by DJCahill on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like them brining in someone from the rangers live crew
every game now
by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Busby
Let’s hope Renner doesn’t show his mug tonight
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
booooooooooooo
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hah
Oh man.. A Salty Dong
Just thought of that one.
by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow hes only at 78 pitches
i was checking to see if he was close to 100
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Video evidence of the 2009 Texas Rangers
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This has probably been mentioned, but
Brett Anderson and Danks both kind of got bombed today:
Oakland IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
B. Anderson 3.1 6 9 3 2 1 1 6.03
Chi White Sox IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
J. Danks (L, 2-3) 3.0 9 7 7 1 3 1 4.82
That freaking Brett Cecil was solid again.
by Brett Perryman on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cecil
Love the player.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
95 % to Win
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like MY has only had to field and a handful of plays the past week or two.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God I hate Dave Barnett.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's done
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep, good outing to hold them down without his good stuff
but we will have to trust the pen today.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh...lead-off walk
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
love those leadoff walks
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holland!!!
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holland up
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what the heck elvis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
leadoff walks not good
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate you more
RRRRRRRRIIIIICCCCCC RRRRRRENNNNER
by ScratchHorn on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Josh just call him Wonderboy?
I prefer the Oven, but that’s still pretty sweet.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently that's the nickname his minor league teammates gave him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he is wonderful
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I though that was Beavan?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's a captain
Know your Rangers’ status
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
I know, I know….just wondering if we have too many wonderfuls :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonderboy is Captain Wonderful's nemesis.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to see that pitching duel
In an intersquad game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather they be sidekicks
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except in this case
The sidekick is much better
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup. They actually began as sidekicks once upon a time, but then something happened and the bond between them was forever severed...
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, I mean, a duo, with a Wonderboy as the sidekick.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, okay.
I thought that was an LSB innovation.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
NOT RENNER!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear god,
shut the hell up Barnett
please
by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd really like to see Millwood finish this inning
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm. thats a tough one renner.
I’ll go with the angels and your hair. it can be both.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
REALLY need that DP now!!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ask and you shall receive
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fearful
I’m afraid leaving the bases loaded will come back to haunt us.
by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO DP
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Love the DP
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rack 'em up!
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks naps.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Millwood giving the team another 7 innings pitched
Magnificent
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he can get a quick out here
Maybe he can do the 7th
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not going to leave the game before he gets the 7th I think
Unless Wash decides the bullpen needs some playing time.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats the great thing
pulling your starter because the bullpen needs work
by austin p. on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is so awesome
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm back after watching the Slap Chop remix rap...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
really shaky 7 innings by KM
but i’ll take it
by behindthebag on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go team go!
i’m impressed by millwood. he’s pretty good
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
by gossamer on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
Randgers pitching coach looks like Frank Zappa
by Dono Romantico on May 15, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.
Greg Maddux’s unsuccessful brother
by HaloDutch on May 15, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not the first time I've seen the Frank Zappa comp
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess being a ML pitching coach
is “unsuccessful”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not see that coming
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
efff you Rivera
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hate to give up a run on that shit
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rivera.
Pudge Rodriguez like with 2 strikes.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
I was looking for that too. So gross
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does the subject line do?
I don’t understand…
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, WTF?
Subject line, please.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Faaaaaaaaaaail
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That pic is what a bunch on here want to do to Mike E now...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Lord
subject line please
I call for ban.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least comment deletion
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its getting too close...
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good outing milly.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
alright, quality start
hand it over to dutch now.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not yet
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
so..when is Kinsler a free agent?
by HaloDutch on May 15, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's funny
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as funny as
The HR he just hit!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd answer them
But I’m not really sure…I know he signed his extension in 2008, but I don’t know when he can actually be a FA
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2012 at the earliest I believe
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I thought Howie Kendrick was the bestest second baseman EVAR!
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers To Sign Mike Hinckley
Go Rangers...don't suck...
by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why is a guy with a 1.9ish
ERA getting cut by the Nationals?
by Hull Fan on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ownership thought he shot Ronald Reagan
by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No kidding
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
His stuff came around last year, got his FB back. They are really blowing through relievers.
by Brett Perryman on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO KINS IT'S YO' B-DAY
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins x 2
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler loves facing Saunders
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo kins
im a fan.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler asks "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BOOMSTICK?"
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KIIIIIIINSLER!
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IAN!
Just when I wsa starting to get less excited about this game!
by philkid3 on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IAN FREAKIN' KINSLER
Sound the alarm, Mr. Flair.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW!
For those of you with Tivo, and watching FSW, go to the 6th inning after Salty strikes out. Put it in slow motion as Salty walks to the dugout. Their is a girl in a red halter top that is leaning over to pick up something. If you have high def, you will see something very enjoyable.
by Cursed Rangers on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what a fucking perv.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knoxie?
That you?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come to think of it...
…I’ve never seen Cursed Rangers and Jim Knox in the same room.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never see you and the pink power ranger in the same room
by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touche', salesman.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen you and me in the same room...
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is at this point...
…that I’d post the head exploding picture, if it hadn’t already been used thrice.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was funny.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure if there's anything there or not...
Definitely lots of boobage, not sure if there was more though.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pause it and you will see a pepperoni on the right side of the tv.
by Cursed Rangers on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you 12?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, man
A boob is a boob.
I think you young people don’t appreciate what life was like back in my day. Nowadays, you want to see a boob, you type “boob” into Google and there’s any kind you could possibly want.
When I was a kid, we didn’t even have HBO…we would have killed to have seen a boob during a Ranger game.
by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was kinda feeling it there. maybe he’ll get 3.
by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If they built cars...
…maybe they wouldn’t be bankrupt?
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't
get the damn GIF of the guy ripping his face off out of my head. Sick
by ScratchHorn on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
.ops from .940 to .997 today for kins.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MY wanted that one
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought that was off the wall
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow i cant believe that was caught
he crushed it, thought for sure it was a double.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rod G and Joe G
GEttin’ in each others face.
by tyd3311 on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see that the Angels had to pretty much give up on this game in the 3rd
Because their bullpen would be dead for the rest of the series. 1 down, 2 to go.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Making the call on hammy
now that weve got a righty in
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can't win 'em all
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go, Dutch.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
also
im sure kinsler’s road/home splits just went up a few ticks.
clearly he’s just an arlington product.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really wanted Milly to go one more
But I understand the bullpen needs work
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its not about the pen
110 pitches through 6 might as well be 130 in 8.
he needed to leave. he didn’t have his best stuff anyway.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOO DUTCH
Hopefully his head’s okay… 3-0 on Jeff fucking Mathis…
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you ump
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The rookie's getting squeezed.
Boo-urns.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just how it is this year
With the Rangers pitchers
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lady on tv said chicken breast.
Might want to pause that on tivo too.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go to hell blue,
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Common Dutch...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gamecast said
all 4 pitches were in the zone.
by Coolbean04 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf
every one of these pitches looks like a strike
by ScratchHorn on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i believe you
but the 4th is the only one i had a REAL problem with
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got back from the Crawdads game
(yes I know they are in extra innings right now)…..what did I miss?
by ncrangerfan on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice holland!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice move!
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooo pickoff
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice pick off!
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This umpire is absolute crap.
But that’ll work!
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That helps
Angels sucking plus Holland awareness.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOO
Love me a good move to first.
Though that really might have been a balk. Strange angle.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was an amazing pick off
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
badass.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Love me some Holland
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do not make Derek Holland angry.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, TAG, it is easier to umpire from the booth.
“What do we know?” You probably know more than the ump, that’s what. Just because it’s hard doesn’t mean they’re right. It actually means they’re wrong more often.
Bring on the robots. Baseball isn’t about seeing how good umps can be at their job.
by philkid3 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
completely had him fooled and get’s the K
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm in love.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doubt it
But would be nice
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't object.
He needs a little stretching anyway…. ha.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knowing Wash
He’ll probably bring in Benson for the 9th
by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so.
It’s the perfect night for it.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's something I'd like to see more of.
K’s from Holland.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i want them just so people looking at the stats know hes not getting lucky
but watching I know hes doing it legitimately.
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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just checking in.
Spent the past few hours listening to the game on the iPhone in the car. The radio was actually the audio of Josh and TAG, but the cool thing was that during commercials you could hear all the technical talk between innings.
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by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me Grieve curses like a sailor and sexually harasses all sorts of fly bitches.
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by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol nope.
No cursing at all. Some banter between Josh and TAG and a lot of technical stuff about mics and headsets and what’s coming up in the next inning. Some talk about movies, which then bled over into the actual broadcast.
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by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn that sounds cool
I need an iphone.
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
by lost in space on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch out, kids!!! The Oven is hot!!!
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by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Thomas kept threatening me when I busted out Der-Hol.
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by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oven is much better
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by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dutch oven
tee hee
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Brigham was not on his game
and Perez gave up the game tying home run in the 9th….it was a beautiful night for baseball though in Hickory. Looks like I missed a fun Rangers game…
by ncrangerfan on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that sucks
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that at-bat sucked.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
Bummer.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pfft.
whatever
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ick
-- Micah
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I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.....
A half swing home run.
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by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Erick fucking Aybar?
That’s embarrassing.
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by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Derek
get the ball down
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by RangerMad on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In his defense...
That one was 8 inches high.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not bad.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There ya go.
Good bounce-back.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That inning could have been so much worse
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Holland going to be allowed to finish the game?
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-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully they keep him out there.
Let him work the kinks out.
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by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ayabar
struck out on the changeup. This up sucks
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