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Bullshit

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Will they break 40K tomorrow?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's gonna be rained out tomorrow.

Hope not though.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't think so...

rain is supposed to be gone by late afternoon…

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe on Sunday

Supposed to be a beautiful day.

by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be stuck inside chained to a desk so i wont get to see any sunlight

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On Sunday

Can’t you claim Sabbath or something?

by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear ump,

You suck.

Sincerely,
rangers85

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How was that not a strike?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the half inning after ham got abused.

pretty ridiculous.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Just a personal fuck up brain fart

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ump trying to get the angels back in it

by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like it

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on blue, wake the effffff up

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ohh close. good job

by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Millwood hasn't thrown a pitch that hard all season

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wish they had a radar on him for that throw to first

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was like a rocket

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEA JOSH!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBONE!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh!!!!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bammmmmmmmmmmmmm

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was awesometown

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

please why try

thanks 3rd base coach

by austin p. on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL FUCKING YES!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FFFFFF UUUUU LLLLLL AAAAAA!!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OUT BY A MILE

What a throw!!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE DUGOUT

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha ha ha, greatness!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Down 6-0 that is so funny

just stupid.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear LAAAAA of Newark

You suck!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenny Powers says

You’re fuckin’ out!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I finally got around to watching that

And good Lord, that show is funny!

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ive only seen 1 episode

need to catch the rest of the season sometime

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not only was that a rocket

but Salty also just mugged kendrick.

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As he should of.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

From HH

“the catcher had time for a beer before Howie got there”

Funny…Salty didn’t appear to have a beverage in hand

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's wearing

one of those beer helms

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sneaky

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He had time to set it down before making the tag

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not Matt Kata out there in CF.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

milly killing salty's percentages

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Reminscent of Feldman last year.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too fast....

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin is gassed

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He is the closer tonight

So EG thinks.

So LAA meet Benson

by tyd3311 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

o yea i forgot

i heard him on the HL

by austin p. on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where'd your info come from?
7:21: It was indeed a migraine for Derek Holland, who spent batting practice locked away in a trainers room trying to alleviate the pain. Assistant GM Thad Levine said he expected Holland to be available for tonight’s game. With Frank Francisco out of the mix, I wouldn’t expect Levine to say anything else. Still doesn’t give me any indication that Holland will be able to pitch.

http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the hardline around 6

so that was last i heard thanks for the update

by austin p. on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, shit.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

huh??

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not everyone has a firm grasp on the English language

and proper employment of syntax and verb conjugation.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

The return of MLB audio

No!

Bad things happen immediately

by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Barnett's fault

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nelly Cruz catches that ball. For sure.

Marlon Byrd probably does, too.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice.

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jones is sloooooooooooooooow.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Andruw Jones

Smiling while running at .5mph for that ball.

by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

annoying…

by chase182 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wondering the same thing

why is that clown laughing?

by behindthebag on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ruben Mateo would have had it.

/pours one out

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Then would have broke his leg...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no defense of jones on that one

poor. oh well, get em milly.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jones

should never be allowed to play in the field.

by Jea103 on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Millwood.

Need to get outta this.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many pitches has milly thrown?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if we do win

7 over is the high post 2004, no?

also wow@ the camera shot behind hamilton on that throw.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow....

liked the view from CF on that throw

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone setttle down..........

we’re alright!!

Ian Kinsler..... yea, he's good at baseball.

by bspate on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like him.

His gnarly HGH head makes me laugh.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Texas Rangers

Built for crushing dreams.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TuffShed

That’s a piss-poor attempt at a commercial.

by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sure that was supposed to be hail...

either way it looked like a 2 year old drew it in paint.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question

Would kangaroo feces properly be referred to as “kangapoo”?

by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit

Josh Lewin has kidnapped AJM.

Should we call the police?

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say let it go...

let’s see how this plays out.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it was tball then.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umpire ERAs

I saw this stat somewhere before. Anyone know where I can find it?

by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SAFE! ha

by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I loves me some speed

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha

How did Byrd manage that?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrdman flies to second

Love it.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

do the hustle

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

what the hell was that

by Clownballoon on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Blalock

A strikeout, and in his other ABs, 3 pitches, 2 outs.

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Prepare yourself

to see Davis’s dong.

by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wait till a righty reliever is in

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um...

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lefty who throws junk... color me skeptical.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BBIMBF will be excited...

myself though, I’m not looking forward to full frontal nudity.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know he was an exhibitionist

He’s always been shy with me

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaalmost.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were sooooooo close....

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost

a great call.

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yip....

every fifth day when Nolan pitched

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where's davis

protective gear on his ankle

by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang...so close by Davis

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

close

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So close, CD

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kong kong kong kong kong

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's had himself cryogenically frozen

And will return in 500 years as a popular show host:

by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

strange movie

by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because it's a French film

and the French like to genre bend

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck fuck

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis juuuuuust missed.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

I thought that was out off the bat.

I’m really annoyed by not utterly destroying them. I want blood. I want 12-1.

by philkid3 on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In any other park

that would have been a pop out behind the plate.

by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i missed

who’s in the booth with josh and tom?

by chase182 on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Busby

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Busby

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brace yourselves for some fisting references.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Busby

"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com

by DJCahill on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Busby

Let’s hope Renner doesn’t show his mug tonight

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

booooooooooooo

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hah

Oh man.. A Salty Dong

Just thought of that one.

by cmkelly29 on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

you should write for Leno

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow hes only at 78 pitches

i was checking to see if he was close to 100

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Video evidence of the 2009 Texas Rangers

Not a Rickroll.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This has probably been mentioned, but

Brett Anderson and Danks both kind of got bombed today:

Oakland IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
B. Anderson 3.1 6 9 3 2 1 1 6.03

Chi White Sox IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
J. Danks (L, 2-3) 3.0 9 7 7 1 3 1 4.82

That freaking Brett Cecil was solid again.

by Brett Perryman on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cecil

Love the player.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

95 % to Win

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God I hate Dave Barnett.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's done

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep, good outing to hold them down without his good stuff

but we will have to trust the pen today.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

love those leadoff walks

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holland!!!

Go Rangers...don't suck...

by Kinslerhomer on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holland up

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the heck elvis

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

leadoff walks not good

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate you more

RRRRRRRRIIIIICCCCCC RRRRRRENNNNER

by ScratchHorn on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Josh just call him Wonderboy?

I prefer the Oven, but that’s still pretty sweet.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Because he is wonderful

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he's a captain

Know your Rangers’ status

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha

I know, I know….just wondering if we have too many wonderfuls :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wonderboy is Captain Wonderful's nemesis.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd love to see that pitching duel

In an intersquad game

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather they be sidekicks

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except in this case

The sidekick is much better

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, I mean, a duo, with a Wonderboy as the sidekick.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, okay.

I thought that was an LSB innovation.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

NOT RENNER!!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear god,

shut the hell up Barnett

please

by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm. thats a tough one renner.

I’ll go with the angels and your hair. it can be both.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

REALLY need that DP now!!!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ask and you shall receive

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got it

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fearful

I’m afraid leaving the bases loaded will come back to haunt us.

by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO DP

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Love the DP

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rack 'em up!

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks naps.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Millwood giving the team another 7 innings pitched

Magnificent

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If he can get a quick out here

Maybe he can do the 7th

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not going to leave the game before he gets the 7th I think

Unless Wash decides the bullpen needs some playing time.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats the great thing

pulling your starter because the bullpen needs work

by austin p. on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is so awesome

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm back after watching the Slap Chop remix rap...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go team go!

i’m impressed by millwood. he’s pretty good

Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.

by gossamer on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

Randgers pitching coach looks like Frank Zappa
by Dono Romantico on May 15, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.
 
Greg Maddux’s unsuccessful brother
by HaloDutch on May 15, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not the first time I've seen the Frank Zappa comp

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess being a ML pitching coach

is “unsuccessful”

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did not see that coming

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

efff you Rivera

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hate to give up a run on that shit

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rivera.

Pudge Rodriguez like with 2 strikes.

by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

my dog

subject line please

by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

I was looking for that too. So gross

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does the subject line do?

I don’t understand…

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, WTF?

Subject line, please.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Faaaaaaaaaaail

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That pic is what a bunch on here want to do to Mike E now...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Lord

subject line please
I call for ban.

by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least comment deletion

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its getting too close...

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good outing milly.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

alright, quality start

hand it over to dutch now.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not yet

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha

 
so..when is Kinsler a free agent?
by HaloDutch on May 15, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's funny

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as funny as

The HR he just hit!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd answer them

But I’m not really sure…I know he signed his extension in 2008, but I don’t know when he can actually be a FA

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2012 at the earliest I believe

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I thought Howie Kendrick was the bestest second baseman EVAR!

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is a guy with a 1.9ish

ERA getting cut by the Nationals?

by Hull Fan on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well then

that’s not good but adding him to OKC can’t be a bad thing. I’d laugh my ass off if he can find control and be another bullpen piece for us though. That’d be two from the Nats.

by Hull Fan on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

His stuff came around last year, got his FB back. They are really blowing through relievers.

by Brett Perryman on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO KINS IT'S YO' B-DAY

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kins x 2

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler loves facing Saunders

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo kins

im a fan.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler asks "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BOOMSTICK?"

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KINSLERRRR

by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KIIIIIIINSLER!

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

IAN!

Just when I wsa starting to get less excited about this game!

by philkid3 on May 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

IAN FREAKIN' KINSLER

Sound the alarm, Mr. Flair.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW!

For those of you with Tivo, and watching FSW, go to the 6th inning after Salty strikes out. Put it in slow motion as Salty walks to the dugout. Their is a girl in a red halter top that is leaning over to pick up something. If you have high def, you will see something very enjoyable.

by Cursed Rangers on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knoxie?

That you?

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come to think of it...

…I’ve never seen Cursed Rangers and Jim Knox in the same room.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touche', salesman.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is at this point...

…that I’d post the head exploding picture, if it hadn’t already been used thrice.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was funny.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure if there's anything there or not...

Definitely lots of boobage, not sure if there was more though.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pause it and you will see a pepperoni on the right side of the tv.

by Cursed Rangers on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you 12?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, man

A boob is a boob.

I think you young people don’t appreciate what life was like back in my day. Nowadays, you want to see a boob, you type “boob” into Google and there’s any kind you could possibly want.

When I was a kid, we didn’t even have HBO…we would have killed to have seen a boob during a Ranger game.

by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was kinda feeling it there. maybe he’ll get 3.

by Mike E on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If they built cars...

…maybe they wouldn’t be bankrupt?

by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't

get the damn GIF of the guy ripping his face off out of my head. Sick

by ScratchHorn on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

.ops from .940 to .997 today for kins.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought that was off the wall

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow i cant believe that was caught

he crushed it, thought for sure it was a double.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rod G and Joe G

GEttin’ in each others face.

by tyd3311 on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see that the Angels had to pretty much give up on this game in the 3rd

Because their bullpen would be dead for the rest of the series. 1 down, 2 to go.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Making the call on hammy

now that weve got a righty in

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh well

im still pretty happy

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't win 'em all

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

slowed down there

by Mike E on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go, Dutch.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

also

im sure kinsler’s road/home splits just went up a few ticks.

clearly he’s just an arlington product.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I really wanted Milly to go one more

But I understand the bullpen needs work

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

its not about the pen

110 pitches through 6 might as well be 130 in 8.

he needed to leave. he didn’t have his best stuff anyway.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOO DUTCH

Hopefully his head’s okay… 3-0 on Jeff fucking Mathis…

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The rookie's getting squeezed.

Boo-urns.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just how it is this year

With the Rangers pitchers

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The lady on tv said chicken breast.

Might want to pause that on tivo too.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go to hell blue,

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Common Dutch...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gamecast said

all 4 pitches were in the zone.

by Coolbean04 on May 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf

every one of these pitches looks like a strike

by ScratchHorn on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They were

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe you

but the 4th is the only one i had a REAL problem with

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got back from the Crawdads game

(yes I know they are in extra innings right now)…..what did I miss?

by ncrangerfan on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice holland!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice move!

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooo pickoff

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice pick off!

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This umpire is absolute crap.

But that’ll work!

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That helps

Angels sucking plus Holland awareness.

by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOO

Love me a good move to first.

Though that really might have been a balk. Strange angle.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

K!

now we’re going

by Mike E on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

badass.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do not make Derek Holland angry.

You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.

by ghtd36 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, TAG, it is easier to umpire from the booth.

“What do we know?” You probably know more than the ump, that’s what. Just because it’s hard doesn’t mean they’re right. It actually means they’re wrong more often.

Bring on the robots. Baseball isn’t about seeing how good umps can be at their job.

by philkid3 on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

completely had him fooled and get’s the K

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm in love.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Doubt it

But would be nice

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't object.

He needs a little stretching anyway…. ha.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knowing Wash

He’ll probably bring in Benson for the 9th

by Telegraph on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope so.

It’s the perfect night for it.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want them just so people looking at the stats know hes not getting lucky

but watching I know hes doing it legitimately.

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by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just checking in.

Spent the past few hours listening to the game on the iPhone in the car. The radio was actually the audio of Josh and TAG, but the cool thing was that during commercials you could hear all the technical talk between innings.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me Grieve curses like a sailor and sexually harasses all sorts of fly bitches.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol nope.

No cursing at all. Some banter between Josh and TAG and a lot of technical stuff about mics and headsets and what’s coming up in the next inning. Some talk about movies, which then bled over into the actual broadcast.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn that sounds cool

I need an iphone.

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by lost in space on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch out, kids!!! The Oven is hot!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian Thomas kept threatening me when I busted out Der-Hol.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.

by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oven is much better

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dutch oven

tee hee

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Brigham was not on his game

and Perez gave up the game tying home run in the 9th….it was a beautiful night for baseball though in Hickory. Looks like I missed a fun Rangers game…

by ncrangerfan on May 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that sucks

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that at-bat sucked.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

Bummer.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pfft.

whatever

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

son of a bitch

by austin p. on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ick

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.....

A half swing home run.

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by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Erick fucking Aybar?

That’s embarrassing.

"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Derek

get the ball down

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year

by RangerMad on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In his defense...

That one was 8 inches high.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not bad.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There ya go.

Good bounce-back.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

But Dutch got pissed and out of it.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Holland going to be allowed to finish the game?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully they keep him out there.

Let him work the kinks out.

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by Brandon Worley on May 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ayabar

struck out on the changeup. This up sucks

"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon

by FirebatM3 on May 15, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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