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Awww...I hope not
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't think so...
rain is supposed to be gone by late afternoon…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe on Sunday
Supposed to be a beautiful day.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll be stuck inside chained to a desk so i wont get to see any sunlight
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
On Sunday
Can’t you claim Sabbath or something?
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be at a high school graduation for part of the game
Boo
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear ump,
You suck.
Sincerely,
rangers85
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yep.
Just a personal fuck up brain fart
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
come on blue, wake the effffff up
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
Millwood hasn't thrown a pitch that hard all season
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Wish they had a radar on him for that throw to first
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBONE!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
bammmmmmmmmmmmmm
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
FFFFFF UUUUU LLLLLL AAAAAA!!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
OUT BY A MILE
What a throw!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH
GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE DUGOUT
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Lived there a short time
Eh. Not as bad as some may think but pretty bad.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I finally got around to watching that
And good Lord, that show is funny!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
ive only seen 1 episode
need to catch the rest of the season sometime
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Not only was that a rocket
but Salty also just mugged kendrick.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Salty grabbed his wallet with that play
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
From HH
“the catcher had time for a beer before Howie got there”
Funny…Salty didn’t appear to have a beverage in hand
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
He's wearing
one of those beer helms
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Sneaky
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He had time to set it down before making the tag
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not Matt Kata out there in CF.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
Reminscent of Feldman last year.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
where'd your info come from?
7:21: It was indeed a migraine for Derek Holland, who spent batting practice locked away in a trainers room trying to alleviate the pain. Assistant GM Thad Levine said he expected Holland to be available for tonight’s game. With Frank Francisco out of the mix, I wouldn’t expect Levine to say anything else. Still doesn’t give me any indication that Holland will be able to pitch.
http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
They go away sometimes.
BYRD SAFE. Most excellent.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
on the hardline around 6
so that was last i heard thanks for the update
Well, shit.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Not everyone has a firm grasp on the English language
and proper employment of syntax and verb conjugation.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes!
The return of MLB audio
No!
Bad things happen immediately
It's Barnett's fault
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Nelly Cruz catches that ball. For sure.
Marlon Byrd probably does, too.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
Yeah.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Andrus probably could have beat him to it
From SS
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Jones is sloooooooooooooooow.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
wondering the same thing
why is that clown laughing?
by behindthebag on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Ruben Mateo would have had it.
/pours one out
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Then would have broke his leg...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
no defense of jones on that one
poor. oh well, get em milly.
the preceding post was a great success.
C'mon Millwood.
Need to get outta this.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Good job.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
So if we do win
7 over is the high post 2004, no?
also wow@ the camera shot behind hamilton on that throw.
the preceding post was a great success.
Wow....
liked the view from CF on that throw
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
I like him.
His gnarly HGH head makes me laugh.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Texas Rangers
Built for crushing dreams.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Pretty sure that was supposed to be hail...
either way it looked like a 2 year old drew it in paint.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Oh shit
Josh Lewin has kidnapped AJM.
Should we call the police?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I say let it go...
let’s see how this plays out.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
no, this is clearly a dad joke
not one of Josh’s forte
So it was tball then.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
That is not going to chase Saunders
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
really missed an opportunity
when we left the bases juiced earlier
by behindthebag on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I loves me some speed
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ha ha ha
How did Byrd manage that?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
was he grabbing Byrd's nuts?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrdman flies to second
Love it.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Blalock
A strikeout, and in his other ABs, 3 pitches, 2 outs.
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
Um...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
A lefty who throws junk... color me skeptical.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
BBIMBF will be excited...
myself though, I’m not looking forward to full frontal nudity.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I didn't know he was an exhibitionist
He’s always been shy with me
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Aaaaalmost.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
You were sooooooo close....
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yip....
every fifth day when Nolan pitched
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Dang...so close by Davis
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
kong kong kong kong kong
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Tong tong tong tong tong
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
That's what's wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
He's had himself cryogenically frozen
And will return in 500 years as a popular show host:
by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because it's a French film
and the French like to genre bend
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis juuuuuust missed.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Fuck.
I thought that was out off the bat.
I’m really annoyed by not utterly destroying them. I want blood. I want 12-1.
In any other park
that would have been a pop out behind the plate.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Steve Busby
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Brace yourselves for some fisting references.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Steve Busby
"I'd praised catcher Max Ramirez two weeks ago, but after his continued struggles I'm increasingly convinced he's not going to pan out." - crops.mlblogs.com
Steve Busby
Let’s hope Renner doesn’t show his mug tonight
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
wow hes only at 78 pitches
i was checking to see if he was close to 100
the preceding post was a great success.
Video evidence of the 2009 Texas Rangers
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
This has probably been mentioned, but
Brett Anderson and Danks both kind of got bombed today:
Oakland IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
B. Anderson 3.1 6 9 3 2 1 1 6.03
Chi White Sox IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
J. Danks (L, 2-3) 3.0 9 7 7 1 3 1 4.82
That freaking Brett Cecil was solid again.
Cecil
Love the player.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It seems like MY has only had to field and a handful of plays the past week or two.
the preceding post was a great success.
God I hate Dave Barnett.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
yep, good outing to hold them down without his good stuff
but we will have to trust the pen today.
the preceding post was a great success.
Did Josh just call him Wonderboy?
I prefer the Oven, but that’s still pretty sweet.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
Apparently that's the nickname his minor league teammates gave him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I though that was Beavan?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha ha
I know, I know….just wondering if we have too many wonderfuls :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Wonderboy is Captain Wonderful's nemesis.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd love to see that pitching duel
In an intersquad game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather they be sidekicks
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Except in this case
The sidekick is much better
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Yup. They actually began as sidekicks once upon a time, but then something happened and the bond between them was forever severed...
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Or, I mean, a duo, with a Wonderboy as the sidekick.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, okay.
I thought that was an LSB innovation.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
You want the mustache on or off? ... ... ... Too bad.
by thedirkatron on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
NOT RENNER!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
I'd really like to see Millwood finish this inning
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Hmm. thats a tough one renner.
I’ll go with the angels and your hair. it can be both.
the preceding post was a great success.
REALLY need that DP now!!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
ask and you shall receive
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Got it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO DP
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Millwood giving the team another 7 innings pitched
Magnificent
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
If he can get a quick out here
Maybe he can do the 7th
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not going to leave the game before he gets the 7th I think
Unless Wash decides the bullpen needs some playing time.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
thats the great thing
pulling your starter because the bullpen needs work
I'm back after watching the Slap Chop remix rap...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
go team go!
i’m impressed by millwood. he’s pretty good
Omar Vizquel: your starting shortstop for the 2009 AL all-star team.
Hmm
Randgers pitching coach looks like Frank Zappa
by Dono Romantico on May 15, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.
Greg Maddux’s unsuccessful brother
by HaloDutch on May 15, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Not the first time I've seen the Frank Zappa comp
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I guess being a ML pitching coach
is “unsuccessful”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
efff you Rivera
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
Thank you
I was looking for that too. So gross
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
What does the subject line do?
I don’t understand…
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude, WTF?
Subject line, please.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Faaaaaaaaaaail
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That pic is what a bunch on here want to do to Mike E now...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Dear Lord
subject line please
I call for ban.
by Black Francis on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
At least comment deletion
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Not yet
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha ha
so..when is Kinsler a free agent?
by HaloDutch on May 15, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
that's funny
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 15, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd answer them
But I’m not really sure…I know he signed his extension in 2008, but I don’t know when he can actually be a FA
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
But I thought Howie Kendrick was the bestest second baseman EVAR!
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Ownership thought he shot Ronald Reagan
by Adam J. Morris on May 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No kidding
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Interesting
His stuff came around last year, got his FB back. They are really blowing through relievers.
by Brett Perryman on May 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Kins x 2
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
Kinsler asks "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BOOMSTICK?"
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.