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Lackey
how ’bout that?
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
John Lackey
LOL
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by Maximilian on May 16, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
fwiw
this almost has to mean he starts tomorrow, right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
should have hit him with first pitch
“first pitch back from dl, blablabla
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
that shit
is hilarious!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions
That's what I'm thinking
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are people saying it's undeserved?
That was obviously intentional. You miss the first one you have to move on. Sucks for you.
I wasn't convinced when I saw it live
but after seeing the replays I’m changing my mind. I still think warnings should have been issued buty ever since an ump threw out Padilla for hitting Rivera, the Rangers have been due.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on May 16, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
You can’t give the homeplate ump a blatant reason like that to throw you out.
That was just utter stupidity on Lackey’s part.
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by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
let's get this outta the way
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
what the hell was that about
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on May 16, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions
That. Was. Awesome.
Especially since Kinsler just took it, sneered, and went to first.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Hahahahahahahaha
F JOHN LACKEY!!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I don't think they put the leadoff man aboard in the first inning
If I were scoscia I’d be pissed too. Umps are pissy these days.
Dude fucking come on.
The first two pitches in a row. You’re kidding me, it was on purpose.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Exactly...
first pitch back I could understand after being out so long. But 2 pitches inside the batters box is harder to explain.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Well I disagree
1st batter of the game. I mean if I were going to order a guy beaned it would not be in that situation.
by Black Francis on May 16, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah but cmon
behind his head then the next pitch hits him??
thats not just someone being rusty
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
here's my theory
Lackey wasn’t really ready… they go ahead and put him out there specifically to hit Kinsler hoping that Padilla would retaliate and get tossed.
nevermind, I got nuthin…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
my theory
rain delay messed up Lackey’s normal day game schedule and he was coming back from an injury so they decided rather than run him out all out of wack for his 1st game back, they have him peg IK and get tossed and he starts one of the next 2 starts
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
That kinda makes sense.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
with the added bonus of maybe running off Padz as well...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Jennings?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I know, I was being fecicious.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
We better get Benson warming up...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Padilla will be tossed soon too
no way he doesnt retaliate, weve already seen that he’s pissed off today
He'll wait until...
…he’s about to come out of the game anyway, like that game where it was clear he was only facing one more batter, he went 2-0 on him, and then just nailed him.
by Adam J. Morris on May 16, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
padilla puts on ein someones ear hole in the third
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on May 16, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions
more thna likely lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Padilla better not hit anyone
Or he will be tossed also
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Do you think the Marlon Byrd quotes pinned up in the lockerroom about him caused this?
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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Those were so tame.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
The Serial Killer
Is going to drill the next hitter he sees.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
2 pitches
1 behind kinsler
hit him on next one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Threw one pitch behind Kinsler, second pitch nailed him
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Threw the first pitch behind Ian
Then plinked him in the ribs.
Buh-bye.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I looked, no dice man.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Halos Heaven
is going nuts!!! Some serious Lewin hatin going on
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 4:47 PM CDT reply actions
now they know how we feel when its rex hudler
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
1st pitch
behind Kinslers ear, 2nd in the ribs
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 4:47 PM CDT reply actions
So... question
Can the Angel bitches just start Lackey again tomorrow?
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I assume so,
I don’t know if warming up to pitch in back-to-back games is difficult to do on his first game back, though
i think so
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
Don’t know if they’d do that, though.
by Adam J. Morris on May 16, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
why
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Vicente-
Chill. You have a chance to get a nice win here, if you keep your cool. Just play your game, keep your head, and you’re in a great position.
Love,
LSB
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
+1
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
ballgame
this is better than any soap opera
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
On HH
“I’m Glad Lackey did that. The Rangers have been talking smack when they’ve accomplished NOTHING and Big John was putting them in their place when 99.9% of the time he’d still be in the game.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Yes, a 21-14 is accomplishing nothing
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
those fuckers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
No offense Micah but
I hope we bitch slap their ass today!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Wait...
…the Rangers have been talking smack?
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
winning equates to talking smack to some people...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I'm really glad Lackey did that too
their ace is out of the game, and we have a runner on 2nd with no outs
There are some who get it
“yah such a good move against the team that is first in league….”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Loux
hit Young and see how big the umps nuts are…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions
Good dog....
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
not a strike
last inning
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions
i knowwwwwwwww
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
And now...
…I really want to cream the Angels.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
If Kinsler scores
Lackey gets stuck with the infinity ERA
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions
Epic retaliation win.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Lackey is sitting with a 90 ERA
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, it's infinity...
1 run in 0.0 innings.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Come on Hamilton...
hit it out of the infield at least…
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
woohoo. I like it when baseball goes as it should
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
How's that for smallball, Halos?
Eat me, Scoscia.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Yup, pitched 7 or 8 innings on Thursday...
and now will have 9 tonight.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Lackey
ERA of INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 4:51 PM CDT reply actions
its being weird for me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
looked good off the bat
got under it, though…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
So... was Lackey still a few days off and they decided to just let him
throw a couple at Kinsler before going with Loux as planned?
If Loux was the plan...
I don’t think he would have pitched yesterday.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
hella glad i didnt go to nats 2nd game today
the skys just opened up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
Whoever trolled...this was not funny
.
Relief pitching You think Adenhart will make an appearance today?
by txranger3 on May 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 4:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
most def not
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
joined today
not even a member of lsb
http://www.sbnation.com/users/txranger3
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
probably a plant by a HH user
looking to stir trouble…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Outstanding work, KOK.
I vote for a community-wide denouncement of that person and that kind of crap.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
fuck yea
thats bush league shit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
That doesn't even make sense.
Some people don’t deserve to have computers.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I would say "or brains"
but I think that would be superfluous
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Booooooo.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Prolly right there.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yeah LL was my first thought...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That's lookout landing shit.
Somebody should probably go over and apologize for that.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
new member 5/16/09
http://www.sbnation.com/users/txranger3
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Just did
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Not cool at all
In fact, that’s dooshery of the highest order.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
much too soon
but references like this will be pretty funny in 4-5 years
Fox
screwing houston area- ranger baseball fans since May 16, 2009
Screwing West Texas too.
"A lot of guys can hit gnats in the butt in a bullpen." - Ron Washington
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on May 16, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And Oklahoma as well.....
Stupid freaking Mets & Giants game…..
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 16, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
And the Panhandle
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on May 16, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I suspect...
…the local affiliate would much rather show King of the Hill, Simpsons, and Cops reruns — and keep all the ad revenue — than have the Rangers game go long.
by Adam J. Morris on May 16, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Infinity
Isn’t that Lackey’s ERA now? You can’t do worse pitching than that.
I propose a 5-year moratorium on trading any young Ranger pitchers who throw over 90 mph.
+1
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
That commercial makes me laugh
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Hamilton and Blalock
See a whopping three pitches between them.
Nice job beating up on the Angel bullpen guys.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Angel douchebaggery
is gonna make Ranger ascendancy just that … much … sweeter.
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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I put him down my pants
and he burned a hole through the crotch
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
ting would be another person who's a hero
The music that he’s created over the years – I don’t really listen to it. But the fact that he’s making it, I respect that.
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by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn
cut off the ‘S’ in Sting.
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by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
funny funny funny movie
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
moisture is the essence of wetness
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
And wetness...
…is the essence of beauty.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Fox just teased me in Austin
That hurt
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c
by FormerLSBUser on May 16, 2009 4:56 PM CDT reply actions
i keep switching to our fox stream
in hopes it will go to rangers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here.
How can the interwebs be failing so hard? I’m able to find just about every nationaly televised game ever, but not this?!
I'm kinda shocked too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
teased me too
showed the lackey plunking, then say “tempers flaring in texas” back to you in san fran, die fox die
by rangersfan32 on May 16, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Ranger Fans.
This Game is all about fun But one of your Members came to HH and said
“Relief pitching You think Adenhart will make an appearance today?”
txranger23
Im Sorry but thats way to far. And i just want to tell you guys about that. That MF needs to go where he deserves to go.
Nick Adenhart.
he's not one of us
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on May 16, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
he is not ours, he just made that account today
by rangersfan32 on May 16, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Not one of our members
If you look at that person’s profile, you’ll see that.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks Guys.
Good luck
Nick Adenhart.
by WillGoAngels27 on May 16, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Not one of our members...
If you check his profile, he’s not a member here.
AJM wouldn’t put up with that kind of shit.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
We did not do that dude.
No way, no how….that’s is way too low for us, promise.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Too low for us...
but I wouldn’t put it past Lookout Landing trolls with allt heir Hamilton does crack jokes and all.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
http://www.sbnation.com/users/txranger3
not a mmber of lsb
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright thanks Rangers fans. But if you do see this guy.
Would you send him over to Fullerton? There is a memorial we would like him to see.
Nick Adenhart.
by WillGoAngels27 on May 16, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't you have
Like a rough part of town you’d rather send him to?
I don’t think the memorial would have any effect on a dooshbag like him.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
just send em to compton wearing a white sheet
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
haha I just wanted him to feel the Guilt.
But the Compton idea aint to bad!
Nick Adenhart.
by WillGoAngels27 on May 16, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
My apologies to y'all for that
But he’s not one of us.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Nasty
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 5:00 PM CDT reply actions
Not sure if I've told you...
…but your sig is outstanding.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
thank you sir
in my experience, quickest way to piss someone off in an argument is to throw that out there
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Atta boy, Padz.
Get your retaliation by mowin’ them down.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Attaboy Padilla.
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Btw
if any of you fuckers post this on Myp2p and get it shut down. I will knife you.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
70 viewers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
shit
89 viewers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Goyogringo
argues with the mods over there at Myp2p – so so dumb.
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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No Rangers streams
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really?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
EPIC
philkid, FTW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
Hey, by the way...
…does the “slc” have to do with Dragons?
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
I love you
This is our year.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/1/29/739765/the-socket-joint-rotator-c
by FormerLSBUser on May 16, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
that's awesome
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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ill be looking too
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i got one my buddy nabbed for me
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
that doesnt help me any :)
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Aaaand here comes the Hambone story.
I have to admit, I’m getting a little Hamilton story-fatigue.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Did you hear he did drugs?
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"Computers can’t measure the size of a man’s heart."
- Hawk Harrelson, MLB Guru/Analyst
So it looks like
McDonald’s has at least caught up to the 1990s with their advertising…
I only have an hour left before I have to go to work
who has high school commencement on Saturday night anyway :(
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
crazy Iowans
that’s who
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Oh so true
I have one at 2 p.m. tomorrow too. Luckily, I think there are only 30 graduates tomorrow and 50 tonight…the ceremony can’t be more than an hour, right?
Famous last words.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
philkid
your AWESOME
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
More plays in more places...
I think its possible maybe I’m falling for you…
by Adam J. Morris on May 16, 2009 5:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha ha
I just want to touch his hair!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
GREATNESS
PURE GREATNESS!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
This got weird fast.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 16, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Just for putting that song in my head...
You get this:
Way out West! (Way out West)
A story told (A story told)…
that f'ing song...
gets stuck in my head every damn day…
I have tried them… pretty good… I still prefer the tacos though.
"Shut the F*** up Lloyd!!"- Ari Gold
Has anyone tried those?
Because I feel like I need to buy those on principal alone.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
Thank Justin TV
Since that feed allowed me to watch the game that showed that commercial…
by Adam J. Morris on May 16, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Spanish version of that commercial
not nearly as epic as the English version, though…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
nice
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
this is awesome
now have 1/2 screen LSB, 1/2 screen rangers game and the preakness on TV
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
ditto
looks like rain at the race
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on May 16, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
whats going on with the austin market
is anyone down here getting the game or are you stuck with the NL too
they better hurry up and run the damn preakness
great weather, but rain is coming
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
I just got here....did Lackey eat a big bowl of dumbass this morning?
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
It's the breakfast of champions
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Did you invite him over for breakfast, or what?
:p
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Homers are sexy
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Chicks dig the long ball
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
by Brandon Bibb on May 16, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what she said
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what she said?*
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Shane Loux
you fucking suck. Stop throwing to 1st.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
Duly noted
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Agreed
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
if I had his stuff
I wouldn’t want to throw home either
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
My theory
He’s hoping the rain is coming back, and is trying to stall until it gets here.
by Adam J. Morris on May 16, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Dopplar Scioscia says so
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Loux
Look a little like Harvey Keitel?
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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I'm proud to be your sig, BTW.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
hopefully for CD
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on May 16, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
that scared me for a second
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on May 16, 2009 5:10 PM CDT reply actions
Outstanding plate apperance, Mr. Cruz.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
I was saying Boo-urns.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
HAHA
one of the few times ever that I seriously laughed out loud reading
by texasbuckeye on May 16, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Pace
not exactly lightning quick. We might be here a while. Padilla + Loux’s pickoffs = slow slow slow
my thoughts exactly....Loux just issued a walk...
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 16, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
he got all of that one
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
HAHA!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Ha ha
If that’s the case,I just want the camera to be on them the whole game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be cool
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Juuuuust a bit outside
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 16, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions
went for the corner and missed
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on May 16, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
THROW LOUX OUT OF THE GAME!
He wasn’t even close to the plate! Haha
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
How are they taking pitches this close!
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
ok CD
salvage a sac fly here
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
We need to blow this wide open
Right now
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Jussssssssst a bit outside......
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
excellent pitch there
how didd Davis lay off
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 16, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions
After a terrible wild pitch...
…that was a pretty nice one.
Let's change the Constitution so that Elvis Andrus can be our supreme overlord.
SALTY!!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 16, 2009 5:13 PM CDT reply actions
w00t
SALTY!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
nice job Salty
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
Yay NaCl..!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
This game needed just a bit of salt...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
THAT'S A BOY SALTY!!
"That start was like somebody on a deathbed suddenly jumping up and doing the Lindy Hop, then speeding away on a pogo stick while playing the fiddle." - Telegraph
I've heard this.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on May 16, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Beau Jones
must be the most underappreciated guy ever.
"Hustle doesn't cost a dime and it looks good." - Pete Rose as Channeled by Marcus Lemon
I know
big time
Sigh ... we are sooo gonna suck again next season.
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Lee Stevens
The unmentioned player in the Bartolo Colon trade.
by Adam J. Morris on May 16, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
This is why Salty is playing 4 out of 5 days a week
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Grace sucks.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Mark Grace is the lesser of evils...
and it’s not even close.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Always a risk with Padilla
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on May 16, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
salty
is really coming on…. gotta admit I was wrong about the TT vs Salty debate…
"Shut the F*** up Lloyd!!"- Ari Gold
JD trade record
That Tex trade seems to more than make up for the Eaton/Chris Young trade, in my opinion
i agree with that statement
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
Scout to KG: On Sandoval: "Man, that fat [expletive]-er can hit."
by knockoutking on May 16, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
How was that a strike?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
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